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6099635 No.6099635 [Reply] [Original]

>why do I need to learn how to cook? I'll just get married and my wife will do all the cooking

>> No.6099644

>>6099635
>why do I need to learn how to make enough money to support a family for 20 years and then my husband and I in retirement and still leave an inheritance?
>I'll just get married and my husband will do the working

It's called division of labour you dumb fucking cunt. There's a reason people lived like this for thousands of years and still do, even in the "feminised" west.

>> No.6099648

>>6099644
>implying women shouldn't go to college
>implying men shouldn't learn how to cook
>implying people shouldn't learn basic survival skills regardless of gender
You might be a dumbass, son. You should get that checked out.

>> No.6099655

>>6099648
well you're talking to a chef who went to a culinary college
I agree with you partly but the fact that men can and do make more and women are better suited to and more comfortable at home stands.
Also if you plan on having kids the one with the milk bags should probably stay home and feed.

>> No.6099669

>>6099655
and if this man doesn't get married?

should he live off takeout and frozen dinners?
the point is that choosing to avoid learning how to cook because you plan on leeching off the labor and skills of someone you possibly haven't even met yet and maybe never will makes you a complete fuckpuppet

>> No.6099673

>>6099635
>implying anyone would marry you

>> No.6099674

>old enough to get married
>doesn't even know how to cook

>> No.6099681

>>6099635
>>6099674
I know a disturbing amount of people like this

how do they even reach their 20s without knowing how to scramble an egg or brown ground beef? I don't fucking get it

>> No.6099689

>>6099635
>why do I need to not be a faggot? I'll just shitpost on a chinese cartoon forum instead

>> No.6099691

>>6099669
yeah most men should be able to cook basics but it's not essential that they learn pastries, sauces etc. like a wife might need to
just as most women won't move past basic jobs
expecting a man to learn how to throw and cater for a dinner party is like expecting most women to get engineering degrees or go oil mining

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6099698

please go away.

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>>6099635
So who does the cooking in a gay marriage?

>> No.6099707

>>6099701
they both do
they both do the cocking also

>> No.6099708

>>6099701
gays and lesbians trade partners from the hours of 7-9AM and 5-6 PM every day

>> No.6099884

>>6099669
>if this man doesn't get married? should he live off takeout and frozen dinners?
I'm single and live off take away meals.

Also, I'm not sure if this is the best place to ask; but a girl has just agreed to come to my house for a dinner date tomorrow but I don't have any cookware (never needed it). Will she bring her own or should I go out and buy some? I figure she should just her own, right?

>> No.6099885

>>6099884

yur fucked. No one is going to bring fucking pots and pans with them.

>> No.6099890

>>6099885
youre literally the dumbest fish in the pond

>> No.6099891

>>6099884
I'm pretty asure you're gonna stuff
whay brought you to the conclusion that she'd bring ehr own?
"Fuck yeah, dinner date with this guy at his house! I agreed to cook! TIME TO PACK ALL MY FUCKING COOKWARE INTO A BIG OLE BACKPACK AND HEAD OVER!!! SHIT BETTER GRAB MY SPICE CABINET TOO! HELL, I'LL JUST BRING THE FUCKING OVEN!"

>> No.6099892

>>6099884
either she's going to show up, realize you have no cookware and laugh her sides right out of your house, or she's going to think it's adorable how unprepared you are and marry you out of pity

taking the gamble or not is up you

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>> No.6101013

>>6099635
>learn to cook
>disregard bitches
>don't have to compromise on food with some ungrateful person who doesn't respect you

>> No.6101073

>>6099635
It really depends. If you feel like finding, marrying and supporting a woman whose ambition is nothing more than being the mommy of your household, go for it. If you're supporting her ass she sure as fuck ought to be doing the cooking.

Those kind of girls always bored be to death. The last thing I'd want is to work hard all day to support one, then come home and have to listen to the boring details of her boring day, and then have to hear how she feels about whatever irrelevant things she happened to see on television while I was working. Not worth it just to have someone else cook for me.

My wife is both an applications developer and a part time musician. I do most of the cooking. She does the cleaning. Between the two of us we make pretty decent money. And the girl never bores me.

I'm more than happy to cook. YMMV.

>> No.6101097

>>6099885
>>6099891
>>6099892


>unironically owning cuckware

>>6099884

This guy has the right idea.

>> No.6102998

Wife
>does not cook
>does not shop
>does not clean
>does not do laundry
If this stuff is necessary in a relationship then
you need to reconsider the contract.

>> No.6103006

>>6099884
How about you finally grow up and learn how to cook?

>> No.6103098

>>6103006
Do you think the Queen of England knows how to cook?

Think before you speak.

>> No.6103171

>>6101097
>Not having cookware
What are you doing on this board

>> No.6103175

>>6103098
Are you the Queen of England? No? Then shut the fuck up and learn how to cook

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6103176

>>6103171
discussing pizza and burger franchises

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>>6103098

>> No.6103187

>>6099707
Well that's nice they both do the cocking, with home improvement it can be a lot of work for OE person.gntst

>> No.6103190

>>6103176
How do you know the queen doesn't know how to cook?i

>> No.6103191

>>6103098
Actually she has her own private kitchen in each of her residences.
>my mate was an apprentice plumber at Buckingham Palace.

>> No.6103194

In glorious best north Korea. Dear leader relives us of the burden of cooking by not giving us food. Dear leader says it'll make us fat like american.

>> No.6103198

>>6099644
>division of labour
lol u r dumb

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6103223

>implying you even get married
>being that poor divorced schlub who can't care for himself
>Ends up going to his mom for meals
Cover all your bases and be a strong black man that don't need no woman.

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6103242

You can never trust someone else's cooking to not be utter shit

>> No.6103291

>>6103223

the stone isn't even black though

>> No.6103303

>marriage

>> No.6103307

/a/ may need some help with cooking if any of you would care to pop over for a moment
http://boards.4chan.org/a/thread/119129343/your-waifu-wants-some-lunch-what-do-you-make-for

>> No.6103315

>>6099655
>the fact that men can and do make more and women are better suited to and more comfortable at home stands
uh

>> No.6103666

>>6103291
He's half black and Samoan you retard.

>> No.6104300

>>6101073
I think that's a false dichotomy. Someone being a home body doesn't immediately render them uninteresting or banal. I cook and clean the house for my bf and simultaneously write fiction (the closest thing I have to a straight job) and find the type of person you're describing to be incredibly boring. Granted I'm a faggot, but I don't think it's uncommon for someone to be both a home body and an actualized person in general.

>> No.6104335

>>6099635

Maybe so that you can get a better pick (i.e.: feed yourself until you find someone you really like and think you should be with)?

>> No.6104711

>>6103194
North korea
Best korea!

>> No.6104718

>>6099644
>I am so alpha I literally couldn't feed myself
>if it worked in the past it must be applicable in the present
>the virgin infested shanty town of you

>> No.6105043

>>6104718
Why is there still a wage gap in aggregate numbnuts?

>> No.6105046

>>6105043
Because men are more aggressive.

>> No.6105053

>>6105046
and better suited to compete in the workforce
also they don't have working milk bags so it's impossible for them to stay home and breastfeed

>> No.6105058

>>6105053
You try to make a joke if it but there are two divisions in wages:
one is overall. Most of this is because men work more physically demanding and dangerous jobs that pay higher wages in general.
The second is different wages for the same position.
This is because men more aggressively pursue raises and advancement.

>> No.6105068

>>6105058
yes, so they compete better and so are better earners
stop agreeing with me and framing it as disagreement

>> No.6105079

>>6105058
>The second is different wages for the same position. This is because men more aggressively pursue raises and advancement.
This.
I've had three jobs in 18 months and managed to increase my wage by over 30%, progressing from a technician to an engineer.

>> No.6105116

>>6103175
But there are people more qualified than me who are willing to do it for me.

Did you build your house?

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6105127

>>6105116
GOSH ANON!
CONSTRUCTION IS A BASIC LIFE SKILL AND NOT LEARNING HOW TO BUILD AN ENTIRE HOUSE IS SEXIST
GAHHH

>> No.6105130

>>6105127
Meh. I can cook well enough to survive a zombie apocalypse.

>> No.6105134

>>6105130
you mean heat MREs and put cans on little gas burners?
I'm curious, would you find some friends and learn to move in pike formation or just get good with swords and bows?

>> No.6105136

>>6105134
I'd probably just surrender myself to the nearest zombie and eat brains for the rest of my existance.

>> No.6105161

>modern women
>knowing how to cook

A portion can bake, But i'd say less than 10% of women under 30 can cook something with out following instruction on the box.

>> No.6105365

>>6105127
So true.
House construction is such an important part of everyday life that the day is structured around building.
Every morning I build a house. The most important house of the day.
At work I'm allowed to take 45minutes away from my usual work to construct a house.
And after work I return home where I will construct another house which, depending upon my mood, could be either quite simple or rather elaborate.

>> No.6105369

>>6099655
>milk bags
I identify as a bag of milk and this post really triggers me

>> No.6105376

For those of you playing at home, there was this thread: >>6102855