/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6098534]

How can people actually like this shit?

Jim Beam is by far the most disgusting thing I've willingly put in my mouth. I can't believe I actually listened to you fags and went out to buy a bottle of this.

>muh aquired taste
>muh put a lil drop on your tongue first
>muh put a drop of water in the glass first
>muh serve it on the rocks
>muh trying incredibly hard to be masculine by forcing myself to drink this shit

Was it a ruse? Is this putrid garbage only recommended to trick people?

I'm sticking to Jagerbombs and never looking back.

[Anonymous No.6098536]

it got a lot worse when suntori bought it
RIP

[Anonymous No.6098545]

>>6098534
It's cheap as hell what do you expect? Normies dig it for that reason only. It's for people who like Jack but can't afford it.

The only good cheap bourbons I've had were Weller and Crow. Crow is good for the price only but Weller is actually pretty delicious. My goto booze.

[Anonymous No.6098580]

>>6098534
> HOW COULD THIS CHEAP MASS PRODUCED BOTTOM OF THE BARREL LIQUOR FOR REDNECKS AND COLLEGE STUDENTS POSSIBLY BE BAD?
It is not our fault you have mental deficiencies. Next are you going to ask why Jose Cuervo, Bud light, or Vodka out of plastic bottles could possibly taste so bad if people drink them?

Also nobody has ever told you to treat Jim Beam like fucking single malt scotch you literal mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.6098594]

>>6098580
I've seen it described on /ck/ multiple times as "great entry-level whiskey".

[Anonymous No.6098599]

>>6098534
The honey jim beam isn't as horrible as the original. Same with jack daniels

[Anonymous No.6098613]

>>6098594
You were lied to. Also never listen to /ck/ about anything it is probably the worst place on the internet to ask for food or alcohol advice 99% of the time.

[Anonymous No.6098620]

I like it with ginger ale

[Anonymous No.6098627]

Man, good bourbon is the shit though. My girlfriend got me a litre of Woodford Reserve and you can drink that shit straight at room temperature and as long as you go slow at first it tastes great.

[Anonymous No.6098640]

Pic related and Bulleit Rye are really the only bourbons I buy. They're both very good.

[Anonymous No.6098647]

>>6098640
gg forgot pic

[Anonymous No.6098651]

>>6098640
>Pic related and Bulleit Rye are really the only bourbons I buy

>Bulleit Rye
>bourbon

Nigga, that ain't how it works.

[Anonymous No.6098659]

>>6098640
You're missing out a lot of good whiskeys, then. Since you don't know the difference between rye and bourbon, no great loss.

[Anonymous No.6098660]

Jager is absolutely putrid but you don't even taste it when it's in a Jagerbomb

[Anonymous No.6098663]

>>6098651
still tastes good.

[Anonymous No.6098680]

>>6098663
Well yeah, but it's no bourbon. It's rye.

[Anonymous No.6098705]

Lol when you ask about drinking and "what's good", you have to make it clear what your intentions are and what kind of drinker you are....there are two types....type A. people who drink casually for amusement and to catch a little buz, and type B....people who drink to get drunk and don't care much about flavor.

Some people see alcohol as a drink in the culinary sense, others see it as a drug to use strictly for intoxication. Next time you ask for reccomendations make it clear that a pleasant taste is what you're going for.

[Anonymous No.6098720]

>>6098534
opee, you have been lied to. jim beam is for mixing only.

still better than jack tho . . .

[Anonymous No.6098725]

>>6098640
>bulleit rye
>bourbon

kek, babbies first alcohol

[Anonymous No.6099118]

>>6098534
Regular Beam is crap. The Double Aged (black label) is better but still not great.

A nice bourbon for that price range? Buffalo Trace. I didn't like many of the bourbons I tried until I had Buffalo Trace. Super cheap in the $20-25 range, too.

[Anonymous No.6099126]

For your cheap bourbon needs, this is the only thing I reach for. Under $20 a bottle, 100 proof, and quite tasty. Don't get the regular bottling. Make sure it's BiB.

[Anonymous No.6099150]

>>6098705
what if you are a mixture of the two

[Anonymous No.6099153]

>>6098705
>>6099150
and what if you drink because it tastes really good and don't care much about the feeling

[Anonymous No.6099163]

It was believable until

>Jagerbombs

Unless you're a homosexual, then I apologize.

[Anonymous No.6099178]

When people give those specific instructions on enjoying whiskey, it usually assumes that you're drinking something of decent quality that is really worth tasting, not bottom shelf bourbon, anon.

[Anonymous No.6099181]

Calm down op. I have no problem drinking this.

[Anonymous No.6099182]

>>6098725
Bulleit Rye doesn't seem that "babby's first" to me, that rye whisky is pretty pungent and doesn't strike me as very accessible.

[Anonymous No.6099190]

>>6099182
Bulleit is a kitty cat. Being a huge fan of rye and rye-heavy bourbons, I was super excited by all the hype surrounding this stuff. Every time I try it it's a letdown. It's not bad, it just lacks character.

[Anonymous No.6099209]

>>6099190
it's a cocktail rye, it's trying to be overholt +1 and it succeeds, but is that worth the price?

[Anonymous No.6099240]

>>6099209
This so much.

It makes for a fairly tame sipping rye, but it makes a great old fashioned.

That said, I find myself buying Old Overholt over it almost every time.

My local liquor store has been selling the fifths of Bulleit rye for $20.99 for some time now. It just ain't selling.

I kinda feel bad, because I used to really like it before I got fully drawn into the world of rye. As such, I got them to stock it.

[Anonymous No.6099261]

>>6099190
>>6099209
>>6099240
So what are some good rye whiskeys according to you guys if Bulleit (which most people seem to like) isn't. I have only had Rittenhouse which I honestly thought was god awful. I drank it but I hated it after the first few glasses. I must be the only person who doesn't like it. Every time I took a sip all I could think of was "Wow, this taste like cheap alcohol that exists only to get hammered off of".

[Anonymous No.6099262]

>>6099240
yeah i dig, i bought it myself when the rittenhouse bib ran out and it was 24 while the bourbon was pushing 30 i was like oh what a deal

it's such a huge jump between this and like michters and old sazerac, and i'm not sure i like drinking straight rye enough to drop that much when i could be exploring things with diverse mashbills

[Anonymous No.6099268]

>>6099163
>not liking jagerbombs

HURR DURR LOOK AT ME MA SO MASCULINE GRR HAHA JAGERBOMBS AND FUN ARE FOR PUSSIES

*TIPS FLAMED FEDORA*

[Anonymous No.6099269]

>>6099126
Wish we got that out here. Would really like to try it.

[Anonymous No.6099272]

>>6099269
it's beam brand and well distributed just ask your local guy

[Anonymous No.6099280]

>>6099261
To me, Rittenhouse was too sweet.

Back when it first came out, Willett Family Reserve rye was the best shit until you got to stuff like Col. E.H. Taylor and Whistle-Pig.

Used to be $39 and change after tax. Absolutely spicey, full bodied and had a great finish to it.

Went out of stock for like 6 months, then when it came back it as $60 before tax. Another liquor store was closing and had it for $36 after tax, so I bought another 3-4 bottles.

Col. E.H. Taylor is my absolute favor so far, but that's well into good single-malt scotch whisky price territory at something like $75 after tax. Worth every dollar though.

Angel's Envy is supposed to be good too, but haven't bothered trying it yet.

Don't want to spend >$70 on rye you might not like and want to be more adventurous than a bottle of Overholt? Knob Creek has a very nice rye at ~$35 for a fifth. It packs a wallop.

[Anonymous No.6099287]

>>6099126
This.

I can usually only find the 80 proof handles, but it's still damn good for cheap whiskey.

My liquor store will only order me one at a time, and the closest store that has it is 30 minutes away. And they also have OGD 114, which for like $3 more, it's a substantially better bourbon.

[Anonymous No.6099301]

>>6099280
>To me, Rittenhouse was too sweet.
This was my problem with it. Holy crap, it was sweeter than some bourbon. What exactly is the mashbill of Rittenhouse? It was so sweet, like an overly corny bourbon, I couldn't stand it.

I like single malts better for that reason alone, even when it is sweet it isn't super corny bourbon sweet. Of course I like bourbon too. No way I am paying good single malt prices for Rye just to try it. Maybe I will try Knob Creek.

[Anonymous No.6099306]

>>6099280

Excuse me, I've noticed a problem with all of your bottles of rye. They all seem to be empty.

[Anonymous No.6099309]

>>6099287

1. if that's your pic and not just one you picked up, I remember you! OGD BiB, Old Overholt and lots of ice.
2. "atf whiskeys.jpg", I see the A and the F, where's the T?

[Anonymous No.6099311]

>>6099280
Nice collection of cheap entry-level scotch, though I guess Macallan isn't that cheap.

[Anonymous No.6099318]

>>6099311
That bottle of Glenlivet Nadurra would have set him back more than the Macallan. Step it up.

[Anonymous No.6099321]

>>6098594
Somebody was trolling then.

Good entry level is something like a Jameson or Tullamore Dew.

[Anonymous No.6099326]

>>6099150
Then I weep for your wallet.

[Anonymous No.6099337]

>>6099318
You're right, I failed to notice the N- and those weird printed letters the Nadurra has on it.

[Anonymous No.6099362]

If you don't like Jim Beam, then don't try that cheap Canadian whiskey.

[Anonymous No.6099534]

Is Jefferson Reserve any good? I got it as a gift but never tried it. Fucker was pretty expensive.

[Anonymous No.6099565]

What are some good inexpensive Bourbons? I really hate Jack Daniels, and I wanna try a whiskey that doesn't taste like shit and doesn't cost $80 a bottle.

[Anonymous No.6099568]

>>6098534
>I'm sticking to Jagerbombs and never looking back.

[Anonymous No.6099574]

>>6099565
see >>6099126

[Anonymous No.6099592]

> be out with folks for a friends 21st bday
> already had a few drinks, haven't been able to buy the bday girl a drink
> we go to this shit hokey country music playing place where people fucking turn to look at everyone coming in even though there's like a few hundred people downtown partying/drinking for homecoming
> I get to the bar upright and look for the cheap shit deals because I watch my money even when stupid I toxicated
> Jim beam shots 2 for $4
> cool gimme DAT
> give one to already heavily intoxicated friend
> she drinks
> immediately causes her to have to leave and puke outside
> I toss mine down
> tastes pretty good to me

She said it was awful though, and I haven't had any since because I don't really drink.

[Anonymous No.6099593]

>>6099268
Guy go back home to flavor town.
Don't be ass blasted because people like burbon.
>hurr he likes whiskey so he must be trying to show off hurrrr.
That's how stupid you sound.

By the way devils cut isn't bad at all.

[Anonymous No.6099596]

>>6099592
this is me on evan williams

[Anonymous No.6099600]

>>6099565
I mean wild turkey for burbon.
Evan Williams for cheap whiskey that won't taste like ass. Jack copied evan so just go with evan.
Jim bean devils cut.
Jameson with gingerale is good for a hot day.
Makers mark isn't bad without breaking the bank

[Anonymous No.6099605]

>>6099321
Muh nigga.
Still have a quarter of a bottle of special reserve Tullamore Dew that needs finishing. Can't be rushed though.

[Anonymous No.6099620]

>>6099301
>We use 51% rye and 10% malted barley in Rittenhouse and Pikeville…I can’t tell you how much corn since that’s a family secret (That stumps us here in KY).

I dunno, it's a different kind of sweetness vs bourbon. The sweetest rye I've had is the WT 101, but they only offer the 80 at the moment.

[Anonymous No.6099817]

>>6098534
It's called trolling. I guess /g/ tricked you into buying a thinkpad as well?

[Anonymous No.6099963]

>>6099306
Really? Is that problem? I'd be more suspect of some poor soul that had several un-drunk bottles of rye.

At least I've enjoyed mine.

>>6099309
Glad you do! Not too many people flying the OGD standard these days, especially not with a Webley revolver.

I often leave the 'T' out, as it's always the same, Marlboro Red 100s out of soft-pack. Call me a plebeian, neanderthal if you'd like, but that's my stuff.

>>6099311
Thanks for paying attention to the background instead of the foreground. Your autism warms the cockles of an oldfag's heart.

[Anonymous No.6099966]

>>6099963
>while not reading the rest of the thread

>Willett
Mah nigger. If I ever find you we could split a bottle of Jeffersons.

>what I assume is a break-top revolver
Meh, to each his own. I do prefer revolvers though. I find they point more naturally.

>Marlboro
You gotta quit that shit man. If I knew you I would help pay for pipe tobacco or the occasional cigar. Cigarettes are like huffing burning glue.

>Corbon rounds
Alright, but not great, that knife ain't alright though.

[Anonymous No.6099967]

>>6098534
>I don't like something so why should anyone else?
I don't even like it but these really are shitposts

[Anonymous No.6099970]

>>6099301
>Maybe I will try Knob Creek.
Please do.

Old Overholt is sadly my staple rye. It is sweet, but predictably so. I'll 'splruge' on Bulleit every now and then, but Knob Creek is my true favorite mid-grade rye.

It's 50% ABV/100 Proof, so naturally it has a bit more concentration to the flavor.

As such, it makes a great sipping whiskey when you follow the "three fingers per two ice cubes" pour stratagem. Not the best rye by far, but it has a great character to it and definitely distinguishes itself from thir bourbon bottlings (even their 60%ABV/120 proof bourbon).

[Anonymous No.6099971]

>>6099600
Ew is shit.
> jw copied ew
which is a good reason for jw to be the shit it is.

Beam is the best cheap bourbon that actually tastes like bourbon should.

[Anonymous No.6099972]

>>6099565
this:
>>6099126
>>6099287

[Anonymous No.6099980]

>>6099966
>Meh, to each his own. I do prefer revolvers though. I find they point more naturally.

Nigger, please. The Webely & Scott Mk.VI service revolver is the summit of service pistols - this is coming from a 1911 fanboy as well.

.455 4 lyfe.

I started out on cigars and pipe tobacco, and still indulge frequently. Marlboro is my shit. Camel a shit.

I challenge you to find a better .45ACP 230grn +p round that actually registers the velocities it advertises. Their +p loads do at least 950fps out of a government pistol, which is more than most other manufacturers can back-up.

[Anonymous No.6099988]

I used to use jim bean as my go-to bourbon but I've moved on to wild turkey because it's only like $1 more and the increase in quality is noticeable. I drink it usually with ice and let the ice melt a bit, then it's very tasty. If I were to mix it with something like ginger beer or something though I'd go for a cheaper bourbon so I can stretch it further, gotta save that money.

Am I a pleb or what? I'm a college student so don't judge too hard.

[Anonymous No.6099990]

>>6099980
Not really sure how to respond to this other than the devastating effects of a 10mm auto with ranger sxt bullets.

And I respect your choice and whatnot, but the model 29 I gifted a relative with speedloaders seems far superior to your antiquity.

Also, cigarettes are for addicts, not tobacco lovers.

[Anonymous No.6099993]

>>6099980
Fedora guns.

[Anonymous No.6099995]

>>6099990
>muh S&W triple lock
While technically the S&W revolver is superior, as is the .40 S&W Auto Super you mentioned, at least in terms of pure external ballistics:

the .455 Webley carrtridge has proven more than sufficient against melanin enriched colonials and both Imperial and Nazi Germans.

In fact, it is th cartridge that led Colonel John T. Thompson to prefer the.45 caliber cartridge over all other cartridges, including 9mm Parabellum.

[Anonymous No.6099996]

helooo

[Anonymous No.6099997]

>>6099993
>implying it's not the silk top hat of guns

Apply yourself.

[Anonymous No.6100003]

>>6099996
hello :^)

[Anonymous No.6100005]

>>6099988
I'm:
>>6099287

A 3:1:1 ratio of OGD: Old Overholt: water is the best whiskey short of any bottle of bourbon or rye under $30/fifth.

[Anonymous No.6100007]

>>6099995
The fuck are you talking about?!

>10mm auto existed during WW2
>10mm auto is fired from a revolver
>properly made 10mm auto wouldn't explode your fucking antiquated piece of tech

HOW IS THIS CK RELATED AND WHY AREN'T YOU MASTURBATING TO THE HOBBIT RIGHT NOW?

[Anonymous No.6100008]

>>6099996

[Anonymous No.6100010]

Mix it with something you stupid gullible faggot. You actually think straight alcohol is ever going to taste good? You actually believe a board of fatasses drink it straight? It takes years of drinking it to enjoy it straight you stupid dick

[Anonymous No.6100017]

>>6100007
>>6100007
Exactly my point.

The Webley revolver and .455 Webley existed in a time period when automatics were taking the the helm in terms of service pistols.

As such, it was on the winning side of both World Wars and even a UN police action.

Whereas 10mm Auto exists as not much more than a novelty cartridge that has been rejected by the (civilian) FBI.

It's /ck/ related because this is /c/k//.

[Anonymous No.6100109]

>>6099593
He isn't tryhard because he likes whiskey, he's tryhard because he dislikes Jagerbombs and implied you're homo for enjoying them. Reading comprehension pls

[Squire. No.6100291]

>>6098534
Do you like Basil Hayden?
Do you like Knob Creek?
Do you like Bakers?
Do you like Bookers?

WELL GUESS WHAT CUMGUZZLER THEY'RE ALL THE SAME BOURBON.

Jim Beam is an incredibly well made bourbon, just young. Get an older version.

[Squire. No.6100294]

>>6099261
Its bottled in bond at a higher proof, too much of an alcohol burn for you i'm assuming but thats okay.

High West is my go to rye.

[Squire. No.6100298]

>>6098651
Muhfuggin murica man. I've never seen so many goddamn regulation for alcohol production.

[Anonymous No.6100301]

You know what's actually good? Jim Beam Rye, if you can find it.

[Squire. No.6100305]

>>6100301
This.

Also Wild Turkey Rye is surprisingly good.

[Anonymous No.6100325]

>>6100294
>Its bottled in bond at a higher proof, too much of an alcohol burn for you i'm assuming but thats okay.
Nice assumptions there. Of course I new it was bottled in bond. It wasn't "too much alcohol burn" it was too sweet for me. It was fruity and spicy but mainly sweet. Even with water or ice it was too sweet. Alcohol burn isn't even a factor, I drink 40% to 50% alcohol beverages all the time. Even Wild Turkey 101 balanced out the alcohol and the flavors a lot better than Rittenhouse did in my opinion.

[Squire. No.6100332]

>>6100325
My bad, my bad.

I agree its very sweet, I have a feeling its made with the idea of 'make me into a sazerac' in mind.

[Anonymous No.6100667]

>>6099971
Jd.

I'd drink evan Williams over Jim bean you alcoholic fuck

[Anonymous No.6100676]

>>6100109
You autismo I'm not the guy who likes jeager bombs.

[Anonymous No.6101248]

Jim Beam is pleb tier. Evan Williams is actually a step-up.

[Anonymous No.6101280]

>>6099600

Maker's is indeed quite good on its own, and mixes VERY well with Coke.

[Anonymous No.6101608]

What are the best ways to serve bourbon?
I'm on a diet so is there any low cal ways to serve?
I've just been drinking it neat so far.

[Anonymous No.6101636]

>>6101608
drink it neat you faggot. If you're buying half decent bourbon you shouldn't need to mix it anyway.

[Anonymous No.6101643]

>>6099565
Wild Turkey is where I started. I bought a bottle the other day actually and I still think it's bretty good.

[Anonymous No.6101645]

Where my rum niggas at. Just picked up a bottle of this, looking forward to cracking this open.

[Anonymous No.6101650]

>>6100291
Bookers is so damn smooth for being 120+ proof

[Anonymous No.6101732]

No love for Buffalo Trace in this thread?

[Anonymous No.6101743]

OP sounds like some edgy underage drinker. If you can't drink a bourbon as simple as jim beam, every other whiskey or scotch will be underappreciated. Go stick to your pussy margaritas and cosmopolitans at the gay club.

[Anonymous No.6101771]

>>6099287
nigga both of those are on my shelf and i have an enfield revolver

your grass yells south???

[Anonymous No.6101781]

Any recommendation for a nice glass to drink from?

[Anonymous No.6101810]

>>6101781
Glencairn glass, nigga.

[Anonymous No.6101852]

>>6101781
Gleincairn is popular and pretty nice, but I prefer pic related because you can hold it by the stem, which I find nicer to handle and you don't turn your glass into a smudgy piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.6101857]

>>6101852
Another pretty, non-generic one by based Spiegelau

[Anonymous No.6101869]

>>6101743
Dude, a well made cosmo is awesome. It's not its fault it's pinkish.

[Anonymous No.6101873]

What the fuck is going on in this thread? I tried to start a glassware thread a few months ago and /ck/ was beside itself trying to tell me that it was for placebo sheeple. Guess that only applies if you're drinking stuff that isn't brown?

[Anonymous No.6101901]

I just would like to share

>live with gf in a small 1 room apt
>her mom 'needs to crash on the couch sometimes'
>meaning she's lived here our entire lease
>she has done things like drink my beer and wine without asking
>even drank like 2-3L worth of vodka while we at school/work
>gf and I go get some whiskey and vodka for new years
>her mom was in the living room, saw we took it into our room
>she asks if she can have some
>we instantly deny her
>she throws a small bitch fit
>asks if we're going to do the dishes
>bitchplease.exe
>since she can't get mad at me she takes it out on gf
>gf sticks up for herself and still denies her

this grown ass late 40s aged woman (no job) who is leeching off us is brooding in the other room because we didn't want to share our alcohol with her.

I'm this close to calling the police and reporting her for trespassing, but the gf would hate me forever

[Anonymous No.6101922]

>>6101781
This is what the true nosing lads use. It's the best as far as I'm concerned.

[Anonymous No.6101927]

>>6101901
find a new gf

[Anonymous No.6101930]

>>6101901
water down the alcohol like crazy and make it 90% water

Her withdrawals will get her kicked out

[Anonymous No.6102076]

>>6101280
I like makers, it's not a bad way to spend 20 dollars(get booze cheep here) and feel completely satisfied

[Anonymous No.6102091]

>>6101901
Sounds like my mom

I'm sorry anon

[Anonymous No.6102188]

>>6101781
Novelty shot glass.

[Anonymous No.6102304]

>>6101645

confirmed for fucking delicious, appleton estate isn't even that pricey but its fucking excellent.

also all the retards in this thread being smarmy about bulleit being a rye must be living under a rock, they've been had a bourbon released and you sperglords automatically assumed the worst

[Anonymous No.6102318]

>>6102304
Re-read the post in question:
>>6098640
>Pic related and Bulleit Rye are really the only bourbons I buy.

[Anonymous No.6102417]

just have a good banana colada

[Anonymous No.6102423]

>>6102417
oops i forgot no man cred to this drink

[Anonymous No.6102428]

>>6102417
>>6102423

[Anonymous No.6102528]

>>6098545

Jack and Jim are within $5 of each other

[Anonymous No.6102599]

Heh, first quarter of this thread are tryhards trying to sound like they know bourbon.

If you don't like Jim Beam, you don't like bourbon. Nope, I'm not claiming it's the best or exceptional in any way but this: it is what a bourbon is supposed to taste like. Better bourbons are just refinements on the various qualities of Jim.

Prefer other brands if you will, but know that if you can't stand Beam, you hate bourbon.

[Anonymous No.6102787]

>>6102599
>Heh, first quarter of this thread are tryhards trying to sound like they know scotch
>
>If you don't like Johnny Walker Red, you don't like bourbon. Nope, I'm not claiming it's the best or exceptional in any way but this: it is what a bourbon is supposed to taste like. Better bourbons are just refinements on the various qualities of Red
>
>Prefer other brands if you will, but know that if you can't stand Red, you hate scotch

Also

>Heh... Nothing personal... kid

[Anonymous No.6102796]

>>6099321
Irish whiskies aren't "good" anything. Literally Jim/Jack of British Isles.

[Anonymous No.6102799]

>I'm sticking to Jagerbombs
Well I guess you really aren't that big into liquor in general then. It's still better than vodka or scotch.

[Anonymous No.6102802]

>>6102799
Jägerbombs are nice if you're at a houseparty or a club though,they taste okay and get you loaded

[Anonymous No.6102818]

>>6102802
Jim tastes "okay" and gets you loaded as well, certainly. The point was that from OP's reaction it'd be easy to infer he's disappointed by the bite of alcohol in what he was expecting to taste like his sweet, colorful cocktails.

[Anonymous No.6102825]

>>6102799
>Jaegerbombs are better than vodka or scotch
>or scotch
>Jaegerbombs are better than scotch
Please think about what you just said, all of the people you offended, all of the people who now think you are mentally handicapped, and how terrible and stupid of a person you are now.

[Anonymous No.6102828]

>>6102825
Depends on the setting though,if OP was looking to get wasted at a Party Jägerbombs really are better than scotch

[Anonymous No.6102829]

>>6102825
nah youre the only one whos got his fanny flustered

[Anonymous No.6102853]

>>6102825
Scotch tastes like stomach acid, bitter and musty. I can't understand how anyone can find anything positive to say about it beside alcohol content.
Inb4 muh acquired tastes and bullshit taste note descriptions

[Anonymous No.6102910]

>>6098534

It's cheap, that's literally the only reason. I mostly order it when I'm at bars in the country, it's not like they have Oban behind the counter that I could have instead, and at least it's better than Jack.

[Anonymous No.6102920]

>>6102796
Foolish generalization, not all Irish whiskey is your standard Jameson or Bushmills. Tyrconnell single malt or Redbreast for example.

[Anonymous No.6102928]

Next thing you'll do is post a 30 rack of Natty Ice and say "W-WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS STUFF I-T'S AWFUL!!1!"

It's cheap as shit and gets you drunk, meaning college students will buy it

Or maybe you just can't handle liquor? Rub some more Vagisil on maybe that will help.

[Anonymous No.6102934]

>>6102853
Maybe you should buy something better than $20 a bottle blend scotch you fucking poorfag

[Anonymous No.6102951]

>>6102928
>It's cheap as shit

But it's not cheap as shit. A case of Natty I can understand--as you said, it's about as cheap as you can get for beer. But Jim Beam is far from the cheapest bourbon. If I wanted to buy a bottle of cheap booze to get smashed there are a zillion better choices. For example, in my area a liter of Jim Beam white label costs about $20. For about that same price I can get a handle (75% more) of mid-tier Vodka, and there are countless cheaper rums/whiskeys/vodkas/etc.

[Anonymous No.6102978]

>>6102951
>$20
>not "cheap as shit"
Sure it's the higher end of cheap but come on man

[Anonymous No.6102982]

>>6102978
*I should add, yes you are right but if you just want to get drunk avoid bourbon, cognac, and scotch. You have to pay much more for good stuff than whiskey, rum, and especially vodka.

Avoid cheap wine unless you're desperate.

[Anonymous No.6102988]

>>6102978
>come on man

I'm not sure what you mean exactly. The guy I was replying to said it was cheap shit whose only purpose was to get hammered.

That's not even close to being true. There are plenty of much cheaper varieties of booze out there. MUCH cheaper. It's preposterous to claim that Jim Beam is a good choice if the metric is alcohol per $$$.

>>6102982
Agreed 100%

[Anonymous No.6103001]

>>6102988
I'm actually the same guy lel, there was a slight miscommunication. I meant that Jim Beam is "cheap" in the sense that it's only $20 and it's also marketed towards college kids just like Natty Ice but want bourbon.

If you only want to get wasted vodka is probably the best choice. Taste doesn't vary too much over price and a handle of cheap vodka is about the best you'll get.

Technically cheap wine is the best price per alcohol but the taste and hangovers just aren't worth it. The high sugar content and shoddy fermentation process has bad results.

[Anonymous No.6103007]

>>6103001

Ah, OK, Gotcha now.

>>marketed towards college kids.

Interesting. I graduated a few years ago but I still have some friends in college. Jim Beam was/is just another well known "standard" brand. The stuff that was actually marketed to the college crowd is all the new flavored crap, like the "honey bourbon", fireball, etc.

[Anonymous No.6103010]

>>6098534
I do not partake of spiritous liquor nor do I consume the flesh of swine.

[Anonymous No.6103042]

>>6103007
It's not really heavy marketing like Jack Daniels or Natty. More like T-shirts and posters.

And yea Fireball and other flavored stuff is huge right now.

Which reminds me of a funny story
>going to a party
>bought a pint of Capt because 10 dollars and it's alright
>drinking it slowly throughout the night have about half left
>cops show up and I down the rest
>they leave because homecoming tomorrow and they don't really care
>party starts to desintegrate
>I talk with one of the house owners in a fairly drunken state because I had a few beers after as well
>some girl asks me if I took her Fireball
>never would I ever etc etc
>I break into German for some reason
>she gets confused but her friend knows some
>I drunkenly flirt
>leave with an empty case of coke and an open beer for some reason
>stumble into a alumni party
>nope.jpg
>stumble all the way home and collapse on a couch
>wake up the next morning
>pick up the empty box to throw out
>Fireball

[Anonymous No.6103055]

>>6103010
Shylock is that you?

[Anonymous No.6103067]

>>6103042

you're a really uninteresting person

[Anonymous No.6103074]

>>6103067

[Anonymous No.6103104]

>>6102417
>>6102423
YOU EDGY F*CK! YOU'RE NOT GETTING F*CKING MAN CREDIT FOR ORDERING THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE ACTING LIKE ITS A BIG F*CKING DEAL! IF YOU WEREN'T TRYING FOR GRANDIOSE THEN YOU WOULD HAVE MAN CREDIT! WEEEDDLLEEWWEEWEEWWWW! REAL F*CKING TALK GUITAR SOLO!!!! WEEEEEEWWWEWWEEWWWOOOWWWWWWWW

[Anonymous No.6103109]

>>6103042
horrible fucking story. ban.

[Anonymous No.6103114]

Whiskey is fucking shit full stop.

[Anonymous No.6103131]

>>6103114

[Anonymous No.6103137]

>>6103114
*tips*

[Anonymous No.6103138]

>>6103137
I cannot think of a more fedora tier drink

[Anonymous No.6103143]

>>6103114
So is your taste.

[Anonymous No.6103145]

>>6103138
Jeager
Wine
Martini
Vodka

[Anonymous No.6103149]

>>6103145
Only Martini is fedora tier from the list you have produced.

The others are for students (Jeager and vodka) and middle class pissheads (good wine)

[Anonymous No.6103155]

>>6103149
So i you refuse to drink martinis, jaeger, vodka, whiskey, and good wine because they are all for fedora tippers, college students and middle class pissheads what exactly is it you allow yourself to enjoy exactly?

[Anonymous No.6103156]

>>6103155
>2024
>enjoying things

[Anonymous No.6103163]

>>6103138
>>6103145
>>6103149
>>6103155
Autism

[Anonymous No.6103166]

>>6103155
Oh don't get me wrong I enjoy a lot of things, just not whiskey :^)

[Anonymous No.6103323]

>>6103156
Picasso was a hack

[Anonymous No.6103331]

>>6103323
>you

[Anonymous No.6103365]

What's wrong with Jim Beam?

It's quite obviously entry-level, cheap whisky. As such it is still better and easier to consume than the more expensive Jack Daniels.

You can find whisky's that are even cheaper and of the same or slightly better quality, however. Many people have mentioned Old Grandad and I'm pretty partial to Old Crow myself.

I'll be drinking a lot of Old Crow for New Year's tonight.

[Anonymous No.6103366]

>>6103331
>liking shitcasso
*tips fedora*

[Anonymous No.6103380]

>>6103365
Dewar's is alright

[Anonymous No.6103399]

>>6103380
Dewar's is fucking terrible. Literally one of the worst tasting things I've ever drank. And I like whiskey so don't even say it's because I don't like whiskey.

[Anonymous No.6103413]

>>6103399
Put a splash of water in

[Anonymous No.6103494]

>>6103413
A splash of water isn't going to fix such a shit blended scotch

[Anonymous No.6103502]

>>6103413
It's already more than 50% water you rube

[Anonymous No.6103516]

>>6103494
Works for me

>>6103502
It's 20 bucks what were you expecting? Scotch isn't good until you get into the $40 range

[Anonymous No.6103528]

>>6098534

>doesn't like beam
>is sticking to Jagerbombs and never looking back.

do you know how I know that you're a fag?

[Anonymous No.6103621]

>>6098534
>tfw drinking this shit right now
H-happy new year