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6096528 No.6096528 [Reply] [Original]

>What can I getcha'?

>> No.6096529

>>6096528
getcha self the fuck out of my sight

>> No.6096535

>9 Grain Honey Oat
>pepperjack cheese
>onions and peppers before toasting
>tomato, banana pepper, pickle, olives
>extra spinach and cucumber
>oil and extra vinegar

It's almost the perfect sandwich fr $5. I'm too scared to complicate my order further with salt and pepper.

>> No.6096545

WHATEVER U DECIDE MY HONEST HARD WORKING YOUNG MAN

>> No.6096554

I work at Subway. Ask me anything.

>> No.6096556

"Directions to the nearest Jimmy Johns"

>> No.6096557

>>6096554
Why do you work at Subway?

>> No.6096558
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6096558

>>6096554
Why don't you go back to reddit and stay there like a good little faggot?

>> No.6096566

>2 m&m cookies

Subway is fucking disgusting these days.

>> No.6096573
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6096573

>>6096566
I USED LIKE THEM WHAT HAPPENED?

>> No.6096574

>>6096554
Why can't I just get one of those tasty looking sandwiches you advertise and have on the menu board? I've tried to order one before and I just get asked "what do you want on it?"

I want that. I want the sandwich in that picture. I don't know what the fuck is on it, that's your job. I'm not here to make my own goddamn sandwich. Just give me that thing.

>> No.6096589

>>6096554
I play the left leg of the forbidden one, I set a card down and end my turn

Seriously who the fuck comes up with this art about subway

>> No.6096592

Subway is inferior to based Togo's in every way.

>> No.6096594

>>6096528
Was there earlier and got
>6inch cold cut
>herb&cheese bread
>pepperjack
>spinach + lettuce
>chipotle mayo
>$2.15

Bretty gud dinner

>> No.6096600

>>6096557
It's easy

>>6096558
>people do AMAs on Reddit
>therefore all people who offer information are Reddit

>>6096574
Because if we told you exactly what was in the picture, you'd realize how shitty it looks in real life

>> No.6096615

>>6096594
>tax
toasted?
subway is only good for special offers. i'd never pay full price for their sandwiches.

>> No.6096618

>>6096528
>A taxi please. This is not my basement, hurry up please! The pasta is falling everywhere.

Shake and mumble, lay on the floor and die in pain.

>> No.6096623

>50 ingredients in the bread
>sub falls apart within 2 minutes of opening it every single time
Not today, thanks

>> No.6096624

>>6096574
>Why can't I just get one of those tasty looking sandwiches you advertise and have on the menu board? I've tried to order one before and I just get asked "what do you want on it?"
>I want that. I want the sandwich in that picture. I don't know what the fuck is on it, that's your job. I'm not here to make my own goddamn sandwich. Just give me that thing.
I hate Starbucks.

>> No.6096632

>>6096574
Enjoy your spit-sanwich mate.

>> No.6096633

>>6096615
ofc toasted and yeah I fucked up on the tax, $2.08.

And December is pretty much the only month I go to subway unless they got some other specials during the year. Otherwise if I want a sub I just buy the shit to make it myself.

>>6096623
Mine ( >>6096594 ) ended up spooogin out a glob of the mayo from the opposite end on the first bite because the dumb cunt making it put the mayo in-between the spinach & meats instead of on the lettuce so it would spread out.

>> No.6096637

>>6096535
>no meat
more like a $5 scamwich

>> No.6096642

>Italian herb
>Chicken breast
>American
>Toast
>Bell peppers, onions, spinach
>Balsamic, mayo
>Salt and pepper

>> No.6096645
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6096645

>> No.6096646

italian herb and cheese
chicken breast
pepper jack
toast that bitch
lettuce
tomato
lots of southwest sauce

>> No.6096649

>>6096528
hi, my grandma died from food poisoning she got from eating a meatball sub here
can you get your manager

>> No.6096667

>>6096649
Is that true?

>> No.6096711

footlong honey oat
italian bmt toasted
lettuce and black olives
southwest sauce

>> No.6096728
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6096728

>>6096528
Footlong meatball on honey oat with pepperjack,spinach,onion,olive,banana peppers and can you toast it after you put the veggies on thanx broseph

>> No.6096743

>>6096528

> A pizza sub please.

No, really, this was on their menu until the mid-90s and then disappeared. But sometimes you find an old timer who knows how it's done. And other times, they'll let you explain how to make it. Worth it.

Google tells me it made a return appearance in 2012.

>> No.6096744

>>6096528
>italian herbs and cheese or flatbread
>pepper jack
>tuna
>don'tforgetotoastplz.jpg
>olives, tomatoes, pickles, lettuce, green peppers
>chipotle and sweet onion sauces/dressings
>old bay also?
>yes I will combo that with a bag of these healthy Lay's baked chips, thank you for asking.

been getting that for the longest. switch up tuna with anything else nowadays also

>> No.6096748

>>6096528
Footlong BMT on Jalapeno Cheddar
Pepper Jack
Spinach
Red Onion
Cucumber
Green Pepper
Jalapenos
Brown Mustard

Had this with tuna last week it was the shit. I don't know why I had an aversion to getting tuna at sandwich places.

>> No.6096752

2 raspberry cheesecake cookies please

>> No.6096757

>>6096528
-Footlong Italian Herb and Cheese
-Italian BMT with Meatballs
-Toasted
-Provolone Cheese
-Black Olives, Tomatoes, Spinach, Salt, Pepper, Oregano, Parmesan

>> No.6096759
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6096759

Yeah uh, I'll have the Chicken bacon ranch melt, Italian herbs and cheese bread toasted, green peppers, tomatoes, monterey cheddar cheese, NO onions, light on the ranch, I said LIGHT, yes of course I want bacon, add oregano and black pepper please. That'll be all. Oh wait, uh, can I also get two white chocolate chip macadamia nut cookies? Thanks

>> No.6096787

>>6096743
It never disappeared here (West Coast Canada)

>> No.6096794

Don't mind me i was just turning 360 degrees and leaving

>> No.6096801

>>6096794
retard
if you turn 360 degrees, you just do a full circle
fucking neo/v/

>> No.6096822
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6096822

>>6096528

> parmesan oregano
> bmt
> provolone
> lettuce
> tomato
> black olives
> jalapenos
> mayo
> chipotle sauce
> salt and pepper

>> No.6096825

>>6096801
>not moonwalking out

>> No.6096833

>>6096801
newfaggot

>> No.6096848

>>6096833
whatever kid, I've been here almost two months now

>> No.6099435

>>6096728
>italian herbs and cheeses, toasted
>pepperoni
>cheddar cheese
>ranch
>mayonnaise

yummy

>> No.6099455

>>6099435
>no veggies
fatso underaged b&

>> No.6099543

>Herbs and cheese bread
>Italian bmt
>american cheese
>lettuce
>spinach
>lots of mayo
Been getting this for Atleast 10 years

>> No.6099577
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6099577

>>6096528
the hell outta there!

>> No.6099584

>>6096632
have you ever been to subway?

>> No.6099598

honey oat bread
Cold cut combo
Provolone
Load it up with all the veggies (i said tomato not Mayo faggot)
Southwest sauce
Oil & vinegar

>> No.6099599

>>6096574
I know this feel.
Go to Quizno's instead.

>> No.6099624

>>6096528
a chicken pizziola please

>> No.6099646

>footlong wheat
>cold cut combo
>no chs pls
>no toast pls
>spinach, tomato, onion, jalapeno, banana peppers
>vinegar + honey mustard, salt + peppa

om

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>> No.6099663

>>6099651
spyro?

>> No.6099675

>>6099651
/thread

>> No.6099677

Do you have seafood salad?

No?

Okay, bye.

>> No.6099757

> footlong honey oat
> sweet onion chicken teriyaki
> pepper jack cheese
> sweetbubblygoodnesstoasted.jpeg
> red onion, 3 sprigs of bell pepper, and tomatoes
> Parm, Oregano, Sweet Onion sauce, and a stripe of Ranch
> 3 macadamia cookies
> mynigger.gif

>> No.6099768
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6099768

>go to subway for the first time
>qt 3.14 taking my order
>hey what can i get ya
>uh a sandwich
>what kind of sandwich
>white bread, turkey, mustard, ham, heated.
>TO GO
>thats all?
>uh sure
>heres your order come back again
>she bursts out laughing with coworkers as i walk out

>> No.6101293

I'd like the Double Decker combo, on a whole white seven grain pita.
I'd also like shredded beets, turnip chives, and pickled celery on that as well.
Also, I know the Double Decker combo comes with ravioli and eggs on it,
but can I get cheese grapes instead of eggs? Cool, thanks.

Oil and double oil on top, please. Mayostard on the side.
Oh yeah, you guys have chocolate cake, right?
Cool, I'll have an large chocolate cake.

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6103043

>>6101293
What subway are you at buddy?

>> No.6103061

>>6096528
I stopped going to subway(and all other shitty fast food) 5 years ago
I'd rather not eat than eat that garbage

>> No.6103212

Yeah, hi.

I'm gonna get:

An Italian BMT on white, please
American Cheese
Toasted, sir
Yeah, may I get some lettuce and pickles?
I'm also gonna put some honey mustard, oil and vinegar and salt and pepper
That will be it :)

>> No.6103224

>>6096528
Nothing, I'm just here to take a dump.

>> No.6103227

>>6096528
Why are men balding earlier and earlier anymore? I see guys who can't be past 21 with the hairline of a 60 year old man.

>> No.6103234

Nothing, just here to use your wifi and write my new screenplay.

>> No.6103238

>>6096528
Why the fuck are you all always out of honey wheat bread and tomatoes?

>> No.6103294

>>6103238
Because I eat all the honey oat bread, and tomatoes suck.

>> No.6103300

>>6103234

lol, Mcd's has way nicer bathrooms and the towel heads don't give you dirty looks when you just blow up the shitter and bounce.

>> No.6103483
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6103483

>>6099768
>tfw they laugh at me too
>tfw it's because I always order the same sandwich from the same shop every day at 12
>italian herbs and cheese footlong, turkey, lettuce, tomato, onions and light mayo
>mfw despite them laughing at me, they're the ones working in subway

>> No.6103491

>>6096528
I'd like a footlong tuna on italian herbs and cheese bread.
>do you want that toased?
No.
>what kind of cheese?
American. Can I have bacon on this too?
>you want the bacon heated up?
Sure, thanks.
>what veggies would you like?
Lettuce, onions, green pepper, jalapeno, a few olives, mustard, pepper, oil and vinegar.
>begins pushing the sandwich closed
Dont forget the bacon!
>oh yeah sorry!

>> No.6103492

>>6103300
Ever heard of shat-nav?
:-)

>> No.6103515

>>6103491
I like you.

>> No.6103933

>>6096554
Why havn't you done something productive like a rampage?

>> No.6103942

>>6096574
i fucking hate this. sometimes i'm perfectly fine with customizing my sandwich, but fucking hell man, sometimes i just want what's advertised without the bullshit.

subway should definitely add a "get it like the picture" option to all of their menu items.

>> No.6104024

>>6103483
what sammich?

>> No.6104169

I don't like their bread. And their meat products leave much to be desired.

>> No.6104278

>>6096528
>Spicy Italian
>Italian Herb and Cheese Bread
>Toasted
>Mayo and Vinegar
>Cucumbers, Spinach, Tomatoes, Green Peppers and Onion
>Please

>> No.6104298

>>6099651
>not posting each of the cards
faggot

>> No.6104802
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6104802

>>6096528

I'll have two chickenshits, without the style.

>> No.6104809

>>6096645
don't get me wrong here, looks like a house from the first episode of bedtime stories

>> No.6104812

>>6099651
It always looked to me like Spyro was basting it with an onion petal.

>> No.6104858

beef, turkey, ham, bacon provolone on herbs and cheese, no toast, everything on it, yes everything, yes even hots.

have fun trying to cut and package that shit.

>> No.6105446

>>6099651

>not doing it correctly

gör om gör rätt anon

>> No.6105481

>>6096743
Who the fuck is going to have worked at subway for over 20 years?
I bet the staff turnover is every 6-18 months.

>> No.6105491

Where the fuck are all you stupid cunts at that they have pepper jack? In so jealous

>> No.6105557

You can get oil and vinegar?

>> No.6105608

>>6105557
oil and vinegar is standard sandwich condiment.
yes
at almost anywhere

port of subs is way better
the jersey mikes

>> No.6105662

>>6105608
Oh must be american then, why would you want oil though?

>> No.6106325

>>6096528
an icee, and that's all.

If I want a sub, I'll go to Firehouse.

>> No.6106339

>>6105662
i guess it kind of makess it like an antipasto salad on a bread

>> No.6106483

>>6096528
>Italian herbs & cheese bread
>Italian BMT toasted with cheese
>Lettuce, tomato, olives and sometimes peppers
>Honey mustard sauce

>> No.6106501

>Italian herb & cheese
>meat balls
>swiss cheese toasted
>everything else except for shredded carrot
>garlic aioli

>> No.6106507
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6106507

>Foot long veggie delight
>Untoasted
>Mozzarella
> extra pickles, red onions, extra jalapenos, spinach, lettuce
>Mayo, vinegar, salt, pepper.
And a drink please, thank you.

>> No.6106528

>>6099651
FUCK it's been a long time

>> No.6106551

>>6099768
I've read this post twice and a I still don't get it.

>> No.6106556
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6106556

>>6099651
thanks doc

>> No.6106564
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6106564

Has anyone got anymore awkward Subway stories?

>> No.6106580

>herbs&cheese bread
>only bread toasted
>swiss
>cold cut
>lettuce
>tomatoes
>black olives
>red onions
>dijon mustard
>mayo
>oil & vinegar
>salt & pepper

>> No.6106584

Anybody remember the chicken orchard salad. It was the best.

>> No.6106588

>>6096554
Whats the best and worst time to get subways? Like when is it actually reasonably fresh?

What should be avoided?

What gives the most value?

>> No.6106606

>>6096528
I kinda feel bad whenever I see a picture like this. I can just imagine this poor guy's mom stopping buy Subway, so proud of her son with a job, that she goes inside to drop him off at work on his first day and waits for him to get behind the counter "Let me take your picture for Facebook so I can show your grandma your new job!"
Poor kid.

>> No.6106627

>>6103227
The water man

>> No.6106635

>>6106564
Ive only ever been once and i cant handle it. Also someone talking and spittling while they make my sandwich is a turn off. It wasnt that good either

>> No.6106636

>>6103942
No. I worked in a Safeway deli and made sandwiches for people all the time. They'd always pull this shit too. They never wanted what actually came on the sandwich. They always wanted to change something about the sandwich. People like you are liars. You think you want what the picture says but you always want to change one thing. Even if it's the bread. Shit is so fucking annoying.

This is why I quit.

>> No.6106638

damn that photo is recent too because that is the current menu

that store looks much older than mine

>> No.6106645

>>6106636
Did you have a problem with people double backing to certain items on the food line? I can imagine that would be fucking annoying during the lunch rush when you have just gotten past all the vegetables and they want you to go back to the butter... im guess8ng the butter is at the start

>> No.6106671

>Italian Herbs and Cheese
>Tuna
>Swiss cheese
>Toasted
>Red Onions
>Oil and Vinegar on the bread and the tune
>Salt and Pepper

It's a good combination to try.

>> No.6107005

>>6106645
Yeah, it was a really shitty job but they gave me a ton of hours so it was hard to quit making a ton of money to be yelled at all the time.

People would always ask for shit that we didn't even have in the deli - like sriracha on breakfast burritos or nutella on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich & yes, we had to make 2 dollar PB&J for lazy assholes who can't do it themselves.

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>>6099651

>> No.6107043

>>6096528
>9 grain honey oat
>oven roasted chicken
>mozzarella cheese
>toast it pls
>parmesan cheese
>spinach
>extra spinach
>green peppers
perfect

>> No.6107287

>>6096528
>Chicken and Bacon Ranch
>Flatbread
>Pepper Jack
>Toasted
>Lettuce
>Onions
>Cucumber
>Chipolte Sauce
>Ranch

delicious as fuck

>> No.6107289

>>6107026
i also have this picture saved, but with better filename

>> No.6107290 [DELETED] 

>>6096528
directions to the nearest banh mi joint, thanks.

>> No.6107318

>Italian Herb
>Pastrami
>Cheddar
>Toasted
>Tomato
>Light Mayo

>> No.6107367

>Footlong Italian Herbs & Cheese
>American Cheese
>Oven Roasted Chicken Breast
>Bacon
>Toasted
>Tomato
>Onions
>Green Peppers
>Black Olives
>Jalapenos
>That's it
>"That's all? No salt & pepper? No sauce?" (Heard at EVERY Subway after I say "That's it")
>Nope, that's it.

>> No.6107444

>>6096528
I'd like the big hot pastram--
>WHAT BREAD
Uh, Italian. The big hot pastrami mel--
>WHAT MEAT
areyouretarded.jpg
Pastrami
>WHAT CHEESE
----
Long story short they don't actually have the cheese sauce the melt supposedly comes with, or if they do I don't have a fucking clue how to order it, and to add insult to injury their toaster doesn't evenly toast the pastrami.

Why the fuck can't they just have menu items that come a well-defined default way and let people customize them if they want like a normal fast food place?

>> No.6107450

>>6104812

he isn't putting an onion on it?

>> No.6107464

>>6099757
Man, I've notice everyone gets the honey oat. That is also kind of bread I get these days. When I was a kid I would get that cheese bread kind, can remember what it's called. But yeah, honey oat all the way now.

>> No.6109489

8 strips of bacon.

yeah, i order this. the gf likes subs, i dont.

>> No.6111899

>>6107367
Apart from the cheese, you're confirmed for my soulmate.

>> No.6111945

>>6096667
yes she was cunt of a woman tho, she gave me basically nothing when she died, dumb slut

>> No.6111996

I work at subway.
NEVER
>get tuna
>get veggie patties
>get the soup
>get the teriyaki chicken

DO
>get your sub toasted with onions on it already
>get mustard, the only bottles the handbook asks us that we clean
>get the honey oat

Thats all folks, the rest is a mystery
>
>