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Anonymous Fri Dec 26 20:37:05 2014 No.6091910 [Reply] [Original]

http://jamesoff.net/site/fun/random-recipe-generator/

Hey /ck/ this site has some interesting recipes. Report back with what you find. Refresh for a new recipe.

Anonymous Fri Dec 26 20:38:54 2014 No.6091911

Baked Red Wine
Serves 4

You will need:
3 leeks
20g ginger
3 spring onions
130g butter
100ml red wine

Instructions:

>pre-heat the oven to 210 C
>toast the butter
>throw the leeks away
>saute the butter
>toast the spring onions
>heat the spring onions
>grill the ginger
>bring the spring onions to the boil
>eat the red wine
>bake for 90 minutes and serve hot

>>Yum

Anonymous Fri Dec 26 20:44:24 2014 No.6091916

Milk Salad
Serves 4
You will need:

1 mangoes
4 sprigs of asparagus
140ml milk
130ml hot pepper sauce
2 red onions

Instructions:

sift the sprigs of asparagus
fry the mangoes
barbeque the milk
toast the red onions
grill the hot pepper sauce
go down the pub

Yum.
Is this a new meme?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 20:46:44 2014 No.6091918 lul xD so random raises spork

Anonymous Fri Dec 26 20:48:39 2014 No.6091921
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Sweetcorn A La Water
Serves 1

You will need:

3 sweetcorn
130ml water
Instructions:

pre-heat the oven to 210 C
rinse the sweetcorn
stir-fry the water
bake for 20 minutes and serve hot
Yum

What the fuck man

Anonymous Fri Dec 26 20:57:29 2014 No.6091936

>>6091910
Spicy Mince Cakes
Serves 4
You will need:
140g mince
80ml soy sauce
100ml greek yogurt
110ml exotic sauce
140ml soy sauce
Instructions:
defrost the mince
fry the exotic sauce
sift the greek yogurt
barbeque the soy sauce
fold in the mince
eat the soy sauce
throw it all away
Yum.

>eat the soy sauce

Anonymous Fri Dec 26 21:18:40 2014 No.6091967
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Battered Packets Of Dry Onion Soup Mix
Serves 4
You will need:
100g chocolate
2 lemons
2 packets of dry onion soup mix
Instructions:
stir-fry the chocolate
fold in the chocolate
bring the chocolate to the boil
sauté the lemons
rinse the packets of dry onion soup mix
serve piping hot

Anonymous Fri Dec 26 21:21:50 2014 No.6091969

>>6091910
Baked Horseradish Sauce
Serves 5
You will need:

70g muesli
40ml apple sauce
130g grapes
110ml horseradish sauce

Instructions:

>pre-heat the oven to 200 C
>stir-fry the apple sauce
>whisk the horseradish sauce
> throw the horseradish sauce away
>whisk the grapes
>blend with the apple sauce
>saute the grapes
>add the apple sauce to the saucepan
> fry the muesli until browned
>bake for 20 minutes and serve hot

this shit is impossibly stupid

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 21:23:51 2014 No.6091972 >>6091969 Sweet Eggs Wedges With Warm Eggs Serves 5 You will need: 120g cornflour 5 eggs Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 220 C throw the eggs away microwave the cornflour bake for 70 minutes and serve hot BUT WHAT ABOUT THE EGGS

Anonymous Fri Dec 26 21:30:15 2014 No.6091984

Sugar Melt Bagels
Serves 5
You will need:

50ml soy sauce
110ml soy sauce
50g sugar
2 packets of dry onion soup mix

Instructions:

pre-heat the oven to 180 C
microwave the sugar
add the sugar
bring the sugar to the boil
melt the sugar
fry the packets of dry onion soup mix until browned
fry the packets of dry onion soup mix
rinse the soy sauce
sprinkle the soy sauce over the top
grill the soy sauce
bake for 60 minutes and serve hot

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 22:29:47 2014 No.6092131 Lettuces Tart Serves 2 You will need: 5 sausages 1 lettuces 40ml lemon juice Instructions: >pre-heat the oven to 190 C >microwave the lemon juice >toast the lettuces >stir-fry the sausages >bake for 70 minutes and serve hot >Yum Not bad actually

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 23:13:01 2014 No.6092195 >>6091910 >Hey ck come help me shill this website

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 23:14:43 2014 No.6092198 Tabasco Sauce Compote Serves 1 You will need: 30ml tabasco sauce 110ml mint sauce Instructions: stir-fry the tabasco sauce slice the mint sauce go down the pub Fuck, I can do that

>>	Hidden threads: 149 now Fri Dec 26 23:35:57 2014 No.6092219 Oh hahahhaa! this is hilarious! Hhahaha! Sooooo fucking random lol!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 23:37:45 2014 No.6092224 >>6092219 its probably not even truly random since the americans manipulated that on a hardware lvl

>>	Hidden threads: 149 now Fri Dec 26 23:38:18 2014 No.6092225 >>6092195 report it as such.

>>	Hidden threads: 149 now Fri Dec 26 23:39:22 2014 No.6092228 >>6092224 wow that's a really good point thanks for bringing it up

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 00:00:04 2014 No.6092265 >>6092131 Not bad if you want a pile of charcoal for dinner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 00:15:38 2014 No.6092296 Serves 2 You will need: 40ml water 90ml milk Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 180 C toast the water sift the milk bake for 80 minutes and serve hot >toast the water why havnt you anons been toasting your water before now?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 00:24:22 2014 No.6092312 >>6092296 too busy activating almonds

>>	OP Sat Dec 27 01:00:17 2014 No.6092350 >>6092195 >>6092219 What? OP here. I actually saw this website mentioned on reddit as much as I hate to admit it. I don't see any ads because I use an adblocker and the site seems ancient. Nothing is being shilled here, its just a bit of fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 01:15:51 2014 No.6092359 File: 4 KB, 102x107, 2014-12-26-22-14-36--888706983.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6092219 >>6092195

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 01:19:35 2014 No.6092367 >>6091969 >throw the horseradish sauce away Lost it.

Anonymous Sat Dec 27 01:27:46 2014 No.6092389
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Coffee Sandwich
Serves 3
You will need:

4 prawns
140ml coffee
110ml brandy
110ml lemon juice

Instructions:
>pre-heat the oven to 190 C
>microwave the lemon juice
>whisk the lemon juice
>whisk the brandy
>heat the lemon juice in the saucepan
>whisk the brandy
>eat the brandy
>fold in the lemon juice
>stir-fry the prawns
>throw the coffee away
>bake for 50 minutes and serve hot
______________________________

subtle, very subtle. i like it.

Smith the CIA Agent Sat Dec 27 02:29:31 2014 No.6092477
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Courgettes With Lemon Juice Mash
Serves 1
You will need:

2 chillis
10ml lemon juice
130ml tabasco sauce
3 courgettes
150ml tomato ketchup

Instructions:

fry the tabasco sauce until browned
microwave the lemon juice
saut� the tabasco sauce
sauté the tomato ketchup
sprinkle the tabasco sauce over the top
barbeque the chillis
toast the courgettes
throw it all away

Yum

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 02:33:37 2014 No.6092485 >>6092219 Hey fellow adult! I agree with you! This thread is terrible and anyone enjoying it should feel terrible! Let us revel in our superiority. Ahhhhh..

Anonymous Sat Dec 27 02:35:39 2014 No.6092492
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>>6091910
Zingy White Wine And Cous Cous Soup
Serves 5
You will need:

130g cous cous
150ml essence of vanilla
120ml white wine

Instructions:

pre-heat the oven to 220 C
defrost the white wine
defrost the essence of vanilla
rinse the cous cous
bake for 90 minutes and serve hot

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 02:46:40 2014 No.6092511 >>6092492 Why the fuck did you freeze the wine and vanilla

Anonymous Sat Dec 27 02:54:53 2014 No.6092525

This had me in fucking tears:

Beef Creme Brulee
Serves 5
You will need:
100g mushrooms
1 cucumbers
150g cornflour
5 spring onions
30g beef
Instructions:
>pre-heat the oven to 230 C
>whisk the cucumbers
>microwave the cucumbers
>fold in the cucumbers
>add the cucumbers
>saute the cucumbers
>flip the cucumbers
>saute the cucumbers
>throw the spring onions away
>put the cucumbers in the fridge for 2 minutes
>discard the cucumbers
>sauté the cornflour
>fold in the cornflour
>fry the beef until browned
>microwave the cornflour
>mix the beef in
>sprinkle the beef over the top
>throw the cornflour away
>throw the mushrooms away
>bake for 60 minutes and serve hot

Yum.

Anonymous Sat Dec 27 03:02:18 2014 No.6092534
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Raisins Stew
Serves 3
You will need:
50g raisins
110ml red wine
20ml lemon juice
Instructions:

>microwave the raisins
>sift the lemon juice
>eat the lemon juice
>heat the raisins in the saucepan
>fry the red wine until browned
>throw it all away

I love the last part. That and just straight up drinking the Lemon Juice made me do a double take.

>>6091972
[STIFLED LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 03:06:56 2014 No.6092542 All I imagine is absolute tards following these recipes. Sifting their lemonade, frying their wine and flipping their kidney beans only to throw it all away and head down to the pub.

Anonymous Sat Dec 27 03:10:28 2014 No.6092549
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Water A La Greek Yogurt

Serves 4

You will need:

60ml tomato ketchup
70g cous cous
150ml water
40ml greek yogurt

Instructions:

>pre-heat the oven to 230 C
>rinse the water
>microwave the water
>whisk the water
>sauté the cous cous
>flip the cous cous
>barbeque the greek yogurt
>microwave the greek yogurt
>slice the tomato ketchup
>bake for 20 minutes and serve hot

Yum

>RINSE THE WATER
>WHISK THE WATER

U FUCKING WOT

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 03:18:21 2014 No.6092564 >>6092549 >he doesn't rinse his water enjoy your dihydrogen monoxide poisoning faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 03:20:07 2014 No.6092565 > posting recipes here instead of on some recipe site for lulz in the reviews

Anonymous Sat Dec 27 03:48:10 2014 No.6092598

Self-raising Flour Stew
Serves 2

You will need:
90g self-raising flour
60ml coffee

Instructions:
>whisk the coffee
>throw the coffee away
>discard the self-raising flour
>enjoy

Im feel ashamed to say it, but my first attempt ended quite miserably. Once I start throwing the coffee away, I realize I didn't mix it first and I ended up with really rough texture. Nevertheless, it was delicious! Not sure whether the problem was converting amounts into metric system, too/not enough flour or something else, so I'll be giving it another try tomorrow. Do you have an idea what the problem could be? Except for me of course I'm still trying to get the hang of cooking :)

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 05:50:51 2014 No.6092717 >>6092598 Try finely chopping the coffee and grill the flour.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 05:58:21 2014 No.6092721 Spicy Water Cakes Serves 3 You will need: 20g rice 130ml water 20g mince 110g beef Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 210 C fry the mince whisk the beef defrost the rice flip the mince fry the water until browned bake for 80 minutes and serve hot

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 06:37:00 2014 No.6092753 >>6092721 You didn't use imperial measurements, you made my brain hurt. 4/10 would begrudgingly eat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 09:39:14 2014 No.6092907 One internet to the first Anon who makes one of these and posts pics.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 09:43:41 2014 No.6092917 >>6092907 >not donating dogecoins

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 10:14:15 2014 No.6092948 >>6092917 I should have a couple of Ð lying around on my computer. Give me a sec.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 11:21:23 2014 No.6093042 Soy Sauce Mini Roasties Serves 2 You will need: 120ml soy sauce 20ml soy sauce Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 210 C whisk the soy sauce flambe the soy sauce sift the soy sauce bake for 60 minutes and serve hot >Yum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 18:00:24 2014 No.6093852 >>6092917 >>6092948 1000 DOGE to the first Anon who makes one of these and posts pics.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 18:18:46 2014 No.6093875 Cheese Salsa Serves 1 You will need: 50g cheese 4 cloves of garlic 70g lard Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 220 C toast the lard sift the cheese heat the cheese rinse the cloves of garlic bake for 50 minutes and serve hot

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 18:32:22 2014 No.6093903 >>6093852 I just gotta refresh till it's something that actually is possible. >cut the lemonade >sift the apples fuck.

Anonymous Sat Dec 27 18:34:52 2014 No.6093909

Red Onions And Red Onions Pudding
Serves 1
You will need:

140g sugar
3 potatoes
2 red onions

Instructions:

sift the sugar
eat the red onions
simmer the sugar gently for 20 minutes
whisk the sugar
melt the sugar
discard the potatoes
put everything in the blender

Yum.

So wait, I eat onions throw away potatoes and blend melted sugar? O-okay...

Anonymous Sat Dec 27 18:52:40 2014 No.6093943

>>6093903
Zingy Sausages And Sausages Soup
Serves 4
You will need:

1 sausages
40ml cream

Instructions:

defrost the cream
put the cream in the fridge to set
discard the cream
fry the sausages
serve piping hot

Yum.

I will make this recipe.

>tfw it's just fried sausages

your move

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 21:46:42 2014 No.6094327 >>6093943 I want photos of frozen cream, then cream in the fridge, then you throwing the cream out the door

Anonymous Sat Dec 27 21:57:47 2014 No.6094358
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Water Bake
Serves 4
You will need:

120ml Water
1 Apples

Instructions:
>whisk the water
>flip the water
>dice the apples
>throw the apples away
>barbeque the water until brown

serve piping hot

Yum.

Whisk the water? Whatever you say boss

Anonymous Sat Dec 27 22:13:59 2014 No.6094398

Apple Sauce Salad
Serves 2
You will need:
5 pork chops
60g noodles
90ml apple sauce
110ml soy sauce
Instructions:
pre-heat the oven to 200 C
sauté the soy sauce
stir the soy sauce
throw the noodles away
put the apple sauce in the saucepan
sift the pork chops
bake for 30 minutes and serve hot

Lost it at throw the noodles away

Anonymous Sat Dec 27 23:04:41 2014 No.6094478
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>>6091910
Battered Hot Pepper Sauce
Serves 4
You will need:

150ml exotic sauce
120ml hot pepper sauce
20g lard
70ml lemon juice

Instructions:

pre-heat the oven to 180 C
defrost the hot pepper sauce
grill the lard
saut� the lard
fry the lard
add the hot pepper sauce
stir-fry the exotic sauce
slice the lemon juice
bake for 70 minutes and serve hot

Yum.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 04:40:07 2014 No.6095010 >>6094327 sure thing boss.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 10:49:38 2014 No.6095471 Sausages Supreme You will need 90g of sugar 3 sausages 320g of cream Method Crunch the sugar Pound the sausages Iron the sugar Blanche the sausages Add the cream and stir Serve with rice Serves 4

Anonymous Sun Dec 28 10:51:27 2014 No.6095475

Red Onions Melt Bagels

You will need
608ml of double cream
671ml of coffee
5 tsp of apple juice
3 red onions
Bagels
Method
Shake the double cream
Wiggle the coffee
Explode the apple juice
Hang, draw and quater the red onions
Carbonate the coffee
Shallow fry the red onions
Shout at the double cream
Spread mixture on bagels and toast under a medium grill
Serves 2

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 19:53:43 2014 No.6096549 Slices Of Bread Mini Roasties You will need 460g of brie 5 slices of bread Method Soak the brie Unwrap the slices of bread Touch the brie Insert coin Dissect the slices of bread

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