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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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6074807 No.6074807 [Reply] [Original]

Here is a burger for you. You will eat this burger.

>> No.6074809

>>6074807
Damn right I'll eat that burger.

>> No.6074812

>>6074807
looksgood/10

would eat.

>> No.6074816
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6074816

Deal. Thank you for getting the curly fries, I love those things.

>> No.6074818

>>6074807
please stop controlling me

>> No.6074823

>not hipster fucked with a bunch of stupid bullshit
refreshing

>> No.6074828

>>6074823
>implying red onion isn't hipster

>> No.6074854

>>6074828
Wendy's puts red onion on their burgers. If a national chain does it, then you can guarantee hipsters aren't behind it. It's too...ma-ma-ma-mainstream.

>> No.6074863

>>6074823
Me and you both, buddy

>> No.6074884
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6074884

>>6074807
It looks great. Did you make it? I'd eat that like a pig.
Just one or two ideas:
>Can you give me a couple of onion rings with a garlic dip?
>And a cold and fizzy drink that isn't coka cola or beer? A good water will do.
I'll pay you.

I had pic for dinner. Looks bad, but tastes great with a honey glaze, salad and potatoes. I caught them with my sister's husband this morning from his boat. It was fucking COLD on the sea. Not my pic because camera is wrecked. Northern Scotland.

>> No.6074897

>>6074884
All I can see is roaches

>> No.6074904

>TOPpings on the bottom.

Why? It's such a little thing but it kills a burger for me.

>> No.6074910

>>6074904
I guess some people really like having their burger slide around on a bed of wet ingredients.

>> No.6074911
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6074911

>>6074904
Better?

>> No.6074912

>>6074911
>Bacon and cheese on the bottom

You monster

>> No.6074917

>>6074912
There was this one Chef who said he puts cheese on the bottom of his burgers because your tongue is in the bottom of your mouth. He wanted you to taste the cheese first. Then you start chewing, and you get all the other flavors in your mouth.

It made sense except the part about wanting to taste cheese first. Why would it matter?

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6074918

>>6074911
Better now?

>> No.6074921

>>6074918
fookin' lol'd

>> No.6074922

>>6074918
PERFECT!

>> No.6074929

>>6074918
why is the top bun on the bottom

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6074934

>>6074929
Better now?

>> No.6074941
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6074941

>>6074934
Wait, wait...I fuckin' got this

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6074951

>>6074929
>>6074934
>>6074941
Try this one out for size.

>> No.6074953

Can I please remove the onions before eating it?

>> No.6074959

>>6074953
Anything else?

>> No.6074961

>>6074959
A glass of cold water please.

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6074962

>>6074959
Helps if I attach the picture.

>> No.6074963

>>6074959
no fuck that loser keep the onions

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6074966

>>6074961

>> No.6074968

>>6074966
we need some desert can i get some mcdonalds apple pies

>> No.6074971

>>6074884
WTF

>> No.6074973
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6074973

>>6074968
I think this is beginning to look shooped

>> No.6074982

>>6074966
But I don't like mayo, why did you put mayo? And that glass is too small.

>> No.6074989
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6074989

>>6074982

>> No.6074990

>>6074982

You are one picky fuck you know that?

>> No.6075004

>>6074989
Thanks, but I wasn't the one who wanted apple pies. I don't really like those. Can I have an apple instead?

>> No.6075009

>>6075004
>Raw Apple after a burger

No, you're a monster. Eat your fucking burger.

>> No.6075012

>>6075004
it's my burger you faggot, don't change my order

>> No.6075031

>>6075012
But did you order no onions and a big water? I don't think so sir.

>> No.6075036

>>6075012
>>6075031
FOR FUCKS SAKES, WHICH ONE OF YOU ORDERED THE BURGER WITH NO ONION, WATER AND AN APPLE PIE?!

>> No.6075039

>>6075036
i wanted onion but i ordered the apple pie

>> No.6075046

>>6075036
I wanted no onion, a water and a normal apple.

>> No.6075049

>>6075039
>>6075046
Right, that's it! I'm getting my manager!

>> No.6075050

>>6075049

Can I have a burger, no red onions and a beer?

>> No.6075052
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6075052

>>6075039
>>6075046
Is there a problem here?

>> No.6075058

>>6075052
Yes, your employee did my order wrong.

>> No.6075061
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6075061

>>6075052
>>6075058
Hey Bob, I got this.

Sir, would you care to leave this establishment?

>> No.6075071

can I get avocado on it, extra onion, and garlic fries instead of curly? and a Reeds Extra Strength to drink please

>> No.6075093

>>6075061
Yes, anytime. I'm not paying though, bye.

>> No.6076191

>>6074807
Well okay. Yes. Got any ketchup though?

>> No.6076236

>>6074807
Looks like a homemade style burger that was grilled well. Plus curly fries and baco? Would definitely eat

>> No.6076240
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6076240

>>6074807
Is there any situation where processed cheese works better than real cheese on a burger?

>> No.6076251

>>6076240
All cheese is processed.

>> No.6076254

>>6076251
You know what I mean. Don't be an idiot

>> No.6076270

>>6074807

Man I really could use a good burger like that right now

>> No.6076568

>>6074807
>soggy spots on bun

>> No.6076578

>>6076568
It's dew because it obviously just came fresh from the field, pleb.

>> No.6076627

>>6076254
Not his fault you didn't know all cheese was processed. You said real cheese as the alternative as if it doesn't get processed so you make no sense.

>> No.6076628

>>6076627
>being this autist

>> No.6076693

>>6074807
>Cheese isn't Swiss

>> No.6076870

>>6074918
>>6074911
eating burgers upside down is better

it gets greasy on bottom, and it's easier to fit in your mouth

>> No.6076898

>>6075036
Goddamn can we get an expediter in this thread? 2 tickets in and we're already fucking up.

>> No.6076932

>/ck/ tries to be a line chef

>> No.6078691

>>6074918
Honestly? Yes.

>> No.6079283
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6079283

Vegetarian here

>> No.6079543

>>6079283
Enjoy your breath following consumption of this burger.

>> No.6079555

>>6079283
thats actually, somehow, a pretty good photoshop

>> No.6079556

>>6079543
Dude is going to sweat sulfur.

>> No.6079563

>>6079283
at first I was all "lol!" but replace the meat pattyy with a huge onion slice... I'd eat that

>> No.6079564

>>6074807
feel like its missing an extra patty but without a doubt would devour in a heartbeat!

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6081003

>>6079283
fuck yo burger. i ate that shit.

>> No.6081011

Would anybody turn that burg down? That's some fuckin' good stuff.

>> No.6081035

>>6074807

>looks like there is some kind of sauce on it

no ty

>> No.6081037

>>6081035
Where? I see no sauce.

>> No.6081466

>>6079555
Thanks I tried