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FUCK stoked up earlier, wanted to make some fucking cookies, I'm know i'm high but I can fucking control myself. I got the recipe, followed it like instagram, put the fucking shit on the tray, lots of fucking space between them, I wanted a fuck ton of small cookies, not less big ones. put it in the oven, came back when it got all beepy and shit....

THIS HAPPENED
HOW THE FUCK
THEY ALL MERGED INTO ONE LIKE FUCK YOU
WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO

>> No.6063035

>>6063020
>i'm high

There's a 100% chance you did not follow that recipe right OP

>> No.6063039

You didn't put down baking paper, you fucking retard.

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>>6063020
everything is one, anon.

>> No.6063041

>>6063020
is this why americans prefer to buy cookie dough?
are they that incompetent?

>> No.6063042

>>6063020
how can you fail at cookies? it's the easiest thing to do. who gave you that recipe?

>> No.6063043

no i did it must have evaporated

>> No.6063048

>>6063041
Only when they're high

Which is always

>> No.6063050

>>6063043
You're high, OP.

>> No.6063051
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6063051

ARGH COOKIE CUNTS

>> No.6063058

>>6063051
What the fuck it looks like you poured cake batter onto a cookie tray

How did you fuck up that bad

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6063063

>>6063051
Seriously dude, why the fuck aren't you using baking paper?

>> No.6063065

>>6063058
I just, I followed the instructs. It said take a spoon and pull a bit out and put it on the tray. Fuck there was like, gaps between them and shit before. Fucking asshole cookies man. who makes this fucking recipe

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6063067

>>6063020
>getting baked before baking

>> No.6063075

fuck post the recipe you use and I'll make it in an hour or 2 just to show how dumb you are.

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6063077

This is such genuine, stoned frustration. This is the kinda shit we need more of here. Cheers, OP.

>> No.6063086

>>6063075
http://allrecipes.co.uk/recipe/4807/best-big--fat--chewy-chocolate-chip-cookies.aspx?o_is=Hub_TopRecipe_1

Argh FUCK

Was looking forward to these, Now I gotta do MD to loose my appetite because this prison house has no fucking FOOD

>> No.6063089

>>6063086
>UK

As expected from a britbong to be retarded.

>> No.6063098

>>6063089
We are a special kind here in the united fuckdom.

WE CANT COOK FOR SHIT

>> No.6063107

>>6063086
Nigga that recipe is made for big thin cookies, you are not going to get small cookies out of that and if you try you are going to get what happened to you. Get a proper recipe for small cookies

>> No.6063127

>>6063063

parchment paper is useless with cookies. they unstick themselves with all the butter/oil in them.

>> No.6063132

>>6063127
>sentient cookies

>> No.6063133

>>6063132

more like automata

>> No.6063162
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6063162

>>6063086
>wants to make tiny cookies
>chooses recipe for BEST BIG, FAT, CHEWY COOKIES

>> No.6063163

>>6063020
OP I bake cookies when I'm high all the time and they turn out fine. All you need to do differently is use tin foil or wax paper or baking paper and put some flour down on that before you put the cookie wads down. It also helps stop the dough from spreading if you refrigerate it but I also know what its like to need a cookie when you're high, so I never do that. My final tip is next time if you're too high to deal with all of that, get a 2in deep 8in by 8in baking tin, butter the fuck out of the inside, flour it and fill the whole thing with cookie dough. Cookie bars are fine too. Good luck brother.

>> No.6063165

You fucked up dumbass.

>> No.6063175

>>6063051
Looks kinda like too little flour, or not enough space. But I don't really bake much.

>> No.6063184

>>6063162
my fucking sides

>> No.6063192

>>6063086
replace the butter with shortening

>> No.6063197

>>6063162
It makes no difference what size they are you chucklefuck. Cookies are however big you want them to be, dependant on the size you cut/dollop them out to be.

OP; as some helpful advice, put cookie dough in cling-film and roll it to be a sausage. Tie both ends and throw it in the freezer.
When you come to cut it, you'll make perfect cylinders, which will slowly melt into a circle and not go absolutely everywhere.
Also, flouring the tray works identically to baking parch. It's also 1000% cheaper.

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>> No.6063221

I'm making these cookies
I got everything but the chocolate chips. here we go

>> No.6063236

>>6063197
Or you could just use non-stick spray like fucking normal people

Pam makes spray with flour in it, good shit

>> No.6063271

>>6063236
Yeah, but the flour should be on the counter from making said cookies, so why not dust a tray and carry on with life? Even non-stick occasionally forgets its purpose and welds stuff to itself.

>> No.6063288

>>6063221
The cookies are in the oven. it's happening.

No chocolate chips but I ended up finding white chocolate in the cupboard so I used that instead, plus I had a bunch of christmas sprinkles. Now they're funfetti cookies.

>> No.6063502

>>6063051
>Some men just want to watch the world burn

>> No.6063535
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6063535

OP, you're gonna have to make a run to the chippy or Nando's, whatever the fuck you brit-bongs do.

Bottom-Line, you need food ASAP

>> No.6063559

>>6063086
>MELTED butter
>more sugar than flour

that shit is just going to make rivers like the kind that came out of your oven OP

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6063576

>>6063043
>it must have evaporated

WHAT

>> No.6063580

>>6063197
In general you want them to have the size you want spread out from a ball to an _appropriate_ cookie thickness. Making small cookies with a super spready recipe like this (see >>6063559 for why) would have ended up with ridiculously thin cookies if he'd put more space between them.

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6063582

>>6063065
THE INSTRUCTS

>> No.6063587

>>6063288
Cookies turned out pretty fine, but I think one of my ingredients (the brown sugar I think?) was super old and made all the cookies taste mad stale. They would've been great otherwise. 4/10 solid attempt

>> No.6063696

>>6063587
>no picture
ye dude im made cookies too 10/10 perfect

>> No.6063717

I love this shit. /ck/ needs more of this

>> No.6063730

half my cookies turn into >>6063051
the rest turn out godlike. i dont get it, i never do anything different

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6064659

I was making some toast earlier and then this happened.

>> No.6064687

>>6063051
It looks like you tried to make three cookies that were each about a food wide.

>> No.6064717

Confirmed: Swedes can't into cooking.

>> No.6064722

>>6063730
>i never do anything different

But that's clearly wrong. You just haven't identified what you're doing differently.

>> No.6064763

>>6064659
Thanks for reminding me to clean the crumb trap on my toaster. It's been a while.

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6064975

>>6063020
1: you waited too long between meals before actually deciding to make something to eat and your blood sugar levels tanked giving you mild hypoglycemia and making your unable to concentrate properly and cranky at everything
2: you're high, don't cook while high, do meal planning for fuck sake and cook before you get high and before you get hungry
3: recipes from instgram. what the fuck are you doing?
4: the combination of the above can cause all manner of problems so there's no real help any one here can give you

>>6063051
lol WTF?

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6064979

>>6064975

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>>6064979

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>>6064982

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>>6064985

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6065146

Thanks for the laugh OP.

>> No.6065174

>>6064985
>>6064979
why is there an ugly and completely uneccesary sprinkle of sugar on these? Why do you think your shitty cookies need more sugar on them?

>> No.6065429

>>6065146
LEL. Just.. HOW.

>> No.6065468

>>6065429
Whoever took the picture probably stuck them into the fire of the burner to create a cooking disaster that would have otherwise taken a highly improbable degree of incompetence for comedic effect.

>> No.6065478

this happens to be occasionally. i fuck up something in the recipe and my cookie dough ends up melting and spreading.

one possible remedy: bake your cookie dough while it's frozen. this should help your cookies maintain their shape.

>> No.6065783

>>6065174
>being this BTFO and angry

kek

>> No.6065961

this is so funny

>> No.6065986

>>6065783
>Beat The Fuck Off

I'm still not getting this one...

>> No.6065992

>>6065986
it means Blown The Fuck Out anon

>> No.6066002

>>6065986
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT, FAGGOT

>> No.6066003

>>6065992
Says who?

>> No.6066166

>>6066003
The fricken internets told me.

>> No.6066262

>>6063051
That looks like you're baking pancakes.

>> No.6068614

Holy shit it's still just one big cookie just eat it man god damn

>> No.6068623

>>6063020
you don't deserve those counters, OP

>> No.6068656

>>6065468
It looks like a gas stove, which means the person could have turned the gas on way too high. If the flames were high enough, they could have reached the exposed noodles and burned them. This is all assuming that it's a legit picture though, I don't even know if spaghetti is flammable.

>> No.6068659

>>6068656
I've used spaghetti to light candles in a pinch when I couldn't find a lighter, they're definitely flammable.