/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6060821]

How many femnons are here?

[Anonymous No.6060828]

>>6060821

N O D N O L
also 10/10cheesecaek

[Anonymous No.6060829]

Hi :3

[Anonymous No.6060833]

>>6060821
at the moment, 10 femanons, or 3 very fat femanons. you do the math.

[Anonymous No.6060844]

im a femanon , or i might just be a fat neck beard masturbating pretending to be a femanon

[Anonymous No.6060852]

I thought cooking was a female hobby.
Why are there no girls here?

[Anonymous No.6060865]

>>6060844
Femanon pretending to be a man pretending to be a femanon.

[Anonymous No.6060873]

>>6060852
You thought wrong.

[Antarctica No.6060895]

>>6060873
Professional cooking tends to be male dominated, and less serious cooks lack the thick skin required to brave ours, the most toxic of internet communities.

[Anonymous No.6060896]

at least this 1

[Anonymous No.6060899]

>>6060852
There are plenty, it just doesn't often become necessary to mention that you're a girl.

[Anonymous No.6060902]

>>6060899

and if you do, assholes abound to make it a big deal...

[TomatoGlaze No.6060906]

>>6060821
Female cook here. Love my food, not fat either. (5'9 140) who says all people who love food have to be fat?

[Anonymous No.6060911]

>tfw no gf that can cook, or any gf at all
bad feel

[Anonymous No.6060918]

I'm a grill btw

[Antarctica No.6060919]

>>6060899
This precisely, and it's the way it should be. Gender has no meaning on an anonymous image board, and should only be mentioned if it is relevant to the issue being discussed.

>>6060906
Never trust a skinny chef.
have sex with them instead

[Anonymous No.6060920]

>tfw no gf to cook with
>tfw no gf to cook for
>tfw no gf

[Anonymous No.6060921]

>>6060911

just keep living your life
the more vibrant a self you cultivate, the more vibrant the friends and more-than-friends you attract

[Anonymous No.6060928]

>>6060821
Yes

[Anonymous No.6060929]

>>6060918
oh baby, you got a nice (grill) rack.

[Antarctica No.6060932]

>>6060919
>ctrl+s works on this board
>spoilers don't

[Anonymous No.6060936]

>>6060921
what if all i want to cultivate is a vagina to stick my dick into?

[Antarctica No.6060940]

>>6060918
>tfw no charcoal gf

[Anonymous No.6060943]

Grill reporting. I enjoy baking over cooking but recently quit my job so im getting back into the swing of hot foods.
Ps. What should I do with some salmon filets for dinner I dont eat fish and need some ideas

[Antarctica No.6060945]

>>6060936
Then you should transcend your weak biological impulses and become a creature of logic and understanding.

[Anonymous No.6060951]

>>6060943
Bake at 425 w butter and herbs/seasonings and lemon, or BBQ sauce

[Antarctica No.6060955]

>>6060943
Salmon is versatile as fuck; if you have a grill, grill that shit; otherwise poaching it can be delicious. Look at a recepie; Gordon Ramsay has some good salmon ones.

>doesn't eat fish
Find the good fishmonger in your area and fucking start. Fish is so good for you it's unreal, especially salmon.

[Anonymous No.6060958]

>>6060951
12-20 mins

[Anonymous No.6060968]

>>6060955
Until the mercury happens.

[Anonymous No.6060972]

>>6060945

don't do this

don't be a fedorautist

just lower your damn standards

[Anonymous No.6060973]

>>6060951
Thanks anon.
I just bought some seasonings and one was this fresh Tuscan spice blend, will this work?

[Anonymous No.6060974]

>>6060968
Maybe if you're eating a fillet of salmon every day for months on end. If you just have it from time to time it's not at all a big deal.

[Anonymous No.6060976]

>>6060945
sounds gay tbh

[Antarctica No.6060981]

>>6060968
Mercury only becomes an issue if you eat carnivorous fish, or large fish. Eat apex predators very rarely (swordfish once maybe every 3 months, for example) and moderate your intake of large saltwater fish. Farmed fish are lower in mercury, as are freshwater fish.

[Anonymous No.6060983]

>>6060973
Yes, butter ontop and lemon slices during to cook with, plus some squeezed on at the end is great.

[Anonymous No.6060987]

>>6060983
Thanks anon sounds great.
What about tilapia? I heard it was crappy fish but it is pretty cheap or should I stay away.

[Antarctica No.6060991]

>>6060973
>>6060983
Remember that salmon is a lot like good cuts of beef, in that the flavor you want is already in the meat. Enhance it with seasonings, but don't over-complicate it.

[Anonymous No.6060992]

>>6060987
It's pretty crappy but once In awhile isn't too bad id assume. Bread it and cook it that way, seasoned cause it tastes like nothing

[Anonymous No.6060994]

>>6060991
Duly noted.

[Anonymous No.6060997]

>>6060919
>This precisely, and it's the way it should be. Gender has no meaning on an anonymous image board, and should only be mentioned if it is relevant to the issue being discussed.
Gender is constantly relevant on an anonymous image board and is never mentioned only because everyone is assumed to be male. Everything is filtered through a male point of view.

[Antarctica No.6061003]

>>6060987
Tiliapia is good, cheap, basic whitefish with low mercury. It needs help in the flavor department but that can be achieved via seasonings fairly easily. No fish is explicitly bad for eating (except poisonous ones, obv.) they are all subtly different, however. Look up a proper fishmonger in your area and corner them for an hour talking about different varieties and how to use them.

To quote a fishmonger interviewed for Gordon Ramsay's ultimate cookery course: "I could feed you a different fish every day, 365 days a year, breakfast lunch and dinner."

[Antarctica No.6061006]

>>6060997

[Anonymous No.6061018]

>>6060997
gender for males is irrelevant if there is no way to mate.
which is the case on an anonymouse thai rollerblading forum.

the default gender assumed is male tho, youre right.

[Anonymous No.6061056]

I'm a grill. Generally don't mention it as it's a surefire way to derail a thread due to autismos like >>6060919

>Gender has no meaning on an anonymous image board, and should only be mentioned when I finally bust my cherry/get my powers

[Anonymous No.6061067]

>>6061018
Gave up on the other thread? Still waiting on them floppy fun bags, hun.

[Anonymous No.6061069]

>>6060919
femanons are easy to spot.

they "think" they fit in, and act and think like males, but they dont.

[Anonymous No.6061072]

>>6061067
yes, arguing with illiterates makes me tired :(

[Anonymous No.6061079]

>>6061056
And you shouldn't tell anyone because it doesn't have any bearing on what you say 95% of the time. It's like that one person in class that's always like "Well as a mother..." when that is totally irrelevant to what the professor is talking about.

[Anonymous No.6061081]

>>6061018
you have misunderstood.

female opinions are irrelevant to males, unless that female could potentially be sucking your cock.

on an anonymous internet imageboard, that means that female opinion does not matter, because they cannot be sucking your cock here.

[Antarctica No.6061083]

>>6061018
>>6061067
>>6061072
It's fucking metastasizing

[Anonymous No.6061093]

>>6061081
how?
nobody knows who you are
your opinion is equal.

[Anonymous No.6061094]

>>6061083
that fucking image lol

[Anonymous No.6061100]

>>6061093
>Arguing with yourself

[Anonymous No.6061102]

>>6061069
Responses to my posts only ever address me with male pronouns, as do most responses on this and other boards unless the person mentions something stereotypically feminine or outright says they're a grill.
Unless it's relevant to the conversation (as in this case), there's no reason to state one's gender. English tends to use male pronouns as neutral pronouns, most women here recognise that, and most women on 4chan type just like most men on 4chan.
>>6061081
You've fundamentally misunderstood the point of 'no girls on the internet', probably because your entire understanding of the phrase comes from reddit infographics. At least try not to type like you're brain damaged.

[Anonymous No.6061105]

>>6061100
nice meme.

[Anonymous No.6061108]

>>6061093
a male can identify a poster as female, even if that person does not reveal they are female.

what the femanons on 4chan don't understand, is that they dont "fit in". they do not communicate, act or think like males.

>>your opinion is equal.
you are confusing "equality" to mean "sameness". it does not. femanons do not act, think or behave like anons.

[Anonymous No.6061109]

>>6061102
>Responses to my posts only ever address me with male pronouns,

Because when you're talking about a singular person it is correct grammar to only use a singular pronoun. When you don't know the gender of who you're talking to or about you can use either male or female. Both are correct.

[Anonymous No.6061111]

>>6061108
Jesus dude, you need to go back to /r9k/ and be a mega fedora tipper with your own kind.

[Anonymous No.6061115]

>>6061102
You are under the ridiculous illusion that many femanons have, that they are the "same" as the rest of the worlds male population.

They are not.

IRL the only reason a hetero male listens to a womans opinions, is if there is a chance she will suck your dick.

On the internet, there is absolutely no reason to listen to a woman's opinion, ever.

[Anonymous No.6061117]

>>6061108
aight, tell me, what is my gender? :^)

[Anonymous No.6061118]

>>6061111
But he's a rusemaster. He's above those shit boards and now he's out in the real world baiting replies and chewing bubblegum.

[Anonymous No.6061122]

>>6061117
Gender-queer ;^)

[Anonymous No.6061124]

>>6061111
And you need to realise that women are not the "same" as men, nor are their opinions or their behavior.

Women are easily identifiable on 4chan, because they think and act differently than the males here.

Face to face, no man gives a fuck about a womans opinion, unless she could be sucking his dick. The same is true on the internet, but here you have to filter the female bullshit yourself.

[Anonymous No.6061125]

>>6060919
>have sex with them instead
No, don't. They can't afford the extra energy expenditure. You don't want them fainting when trying to move the rondeau full of risotto, do you? Help out those who clearly have the energy to spare and need a release.

[Anonymous No.6061126]

>>6061122
nope. wanna try again? ))

[Anonymous No.6061128]

>>6061126
Genderfluid?

[Anonymous No.6061130]

>>6061126
you act and think like a femanon or a homo.

whether you actually are that, is irrelevant.
for all intents and purposes, since you choose to act like one, you are one.

[Anonymous No.6061131]

>>6061128
will you stop pretending to be able to mindread anons if you fail a third time? ))

[Anonymous No.6061133]

>>6061109
I know, see
>English tends to use male pronouns as neutral pronouns
But I was referring more to the fact that my (and most women here's) typing style does not actually have anything that flags as 'a grill' because most of us have lurked long enough to pick up on the unique linguistic complexities of this laosian lithrography board.
Women here are assumed male just based on posts, but those that type like they're fresh off the boat from tumblr feed into the confirmation bias of lonely robots that "women type a certain way".
>>6061115
>>6061124
Nice b8 m8 i r8 8/8

[Anonymous No.6061134]

>>6061131
you are assuming its the same anon responding.

that is another typical femanon/homo trait.
you have difficulty understanding the nature of anon, because you are, by nature, so invested in your own selfishness and "assumptive" and implicative nature.

[Anonymous No.6061136]

>>6061131
Alright, seriously this time. You have to be Polygender. Anything else would make you CIS scum.

[Anonymous No.6061144]

>>6061133
>> women here's) typing style does not actually have anything that flags as 'a grill'

there are several.

more significant than "typing style" however, is how you formulate and communicate yourself, how you respond, what you CHOOSE to respond to, and how you subjectively filter and understand what it is that MALES are saying to you.

Do you honestly think you would not soon enough be able to identify a male in a chatroom full of females?

[Anonymous No.6061145]

>>6061130
>>6061134
did you get cucked recently? so sound bitter and insecure

>>6061136
im just an A.I. trying to pass the turing test

[Anonymous No.6061149]

>>6061145
>>did you get cucked recently?
nope.
>>so sound bitter and insecure
typical attempts to attack masculinity and male sexuality. "slut-shaming". and again demonstrates the kind of hypocrisy the femanons brain practices on a daily basis and which makes you cunts so obvious.

[Anonymous No.6061152]

>>6061145
>im just an A.I. trying to pass the turing test

Fuck, the one contingency I didn't plan for.

[Anonymous No.6061154]

>>6061149
see>>6061100
>>6061100
>>6061100
>>6061100

[Anonymous No.6061157]

>>6061154
you really need to calibrate your samefag detector

[Anonymous No.6061160]

>>6060852
why does that picture make me think of the inside of a hot wet cunt?

[Anonymous No.6061162]

>>6061160
made me think of tapeworm eggs in bile

[Anonymous No.6061168]

>>6061157
>denying it
>same shit capitalization
>same shit grammar
>same 'found on google, fuck changing the filename' images

[Anonymous No.6061178]

>>6061168
>being this paranoid
>doing research
>still being wrong
youre not that smart are you?

[Anonymous No.6061180]

10 years ago, there where barely any.

Now, I think 4chan is about 60/40 male/female.

And it shows in board culture.

The irony in that being that its actually femanons in large parts who are the ones typing all the misogynistic shit against women, AND the misandrist shit like "neckbeard virgin beta" etc, while all the time pretending to be just "one of the guys".

Do you see what I mean?

Over the years, as more and more women masquerade as male under the cover of anon, the amount of cancer has increased directly proportionally.

The influx of women onto the internet is in direct correlation to how cancerous the internet has become.

[Anonymous No.6061186]

I'm female. Been around since maybe 2007. Back then I was 14. It's pretty funny how no one ever caught on to me being either underage or female.
I always pretend I'm a gay man to avoid conflict.

[Anonymous No.6061190]

>>6061186
Perfect example of what I meant here:
>>6061180

>>It's pretty funny how no one ever caught on to me being either underage or female.
They where under the mistaken assumption that cunts like you aren't all over the internet spreading your cunt cancer. They where wrong.

[Anonymous No.6061192]

Look at sites like Tumblr that are predominantly female.

Tell me that shit isn't outright cancerous.

That is exactly the kind of "change" the influx of women onto the internet has brought.

[Anonymous No.6061194]

>>6061124
why did moot have to kill /pol/

now this bitter edgy faggotry is leaking everywhere

leave my normie board alone you repulsive manchild

[Anonymous No.6061198]

>>6061124
but anon, youre mom is female...

[Anonymous No.6061199]

>>6061168
>>same 'found on google, fuck changing the filename' images
>actually fucking caring about something as trivial as this

Please go back to your containment board you cancerous neet.

[Anonymous No.6061202]

>>6061194
i visit /pol/ about once a week.
your false implication failed.

>>6061198
yes.
and?
your post is missing a point.

[Anonymous No.6061203]

>>6061186
>underage b& disguises herself as a shitposter in a board devoted to shiposting

Oh that must have been a real stretch. You must be the greatest thespian of our times. A true acteur.

[Anonymous No.6061205]

>>6061194
>you repulsive manchild

femanon being misandrist.

[Anonymous No.6061206]

>>6061202
i tought 3 would suffice

[Anonymous No.6061213]

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Anonymous No.6061229]

Yeah I work grill, fry, and saute with a bunch of mexicans, who are all awesome for what it's worth

this is the first thread that i've even done so much as to allude that I'm female because of all the autists who wandered out of their containment boards to look for top ramen recipes

>>6060919

You need to taste your food to make sure it isn't shit. That doesn't mean eating 3 portions of it.

[Anonymous No.6061236]

>>6061192
>implying 4chan is any better

[Anonymous No.6061240]

>>6061194
implying 4chan isn't and hasn't always been overwhelmingly conservative

[Anonymous No.6061244]

>>6061240
>conservatives on a degenerate cantonese hentai videoportal
summerfriends :^)

[Anonymous No.6061266]

Can I use this thread to get a quick check on the sort of people who lurk here? Please answer the following: I am...

1) An overweight housewife looking for ideas on how to better serve her husband so that he spends more time at home and less time fucking his 19 yo secretary.

2) A fat woman looking for more food to shove into her face.

3) A professional chef (male by default) who accidentally found his way here in a drunken stupor and only lurks to see how the other 99% are living.

4) A waiter who comes here to whinge about their day at work.

5) A marketer who's here to promote a product.

6) A fat wannabe celebrity who takes pride in vomiting on himself who is only here to shill for his youtube channel.

8) An alcoholic who only eats pizza.

9) Someone who can't count and forgot number seven.

10) A massive samefag who pretends to be all of the above.

I think that covers all the bases. Which one are you?

[Anonymous No.6061269]

>>6060852
There are
you just don't mention your gender outside of maybe some /adv/ threads, but those are shit.

[Anonymous No.6061278]

>>6061266
you're forgetting the anorexiafags coming here to stare at pictures of food

[Anonymous No.6061280]

>>6061266
or maybe even 11) someone interested in cooking.

[Anonymous No.6061281]

>>6061266
3, 9, sometimes 10

[Anonymous No.6061282]

>>6061266
You didn't count me :(

[Anonymous No.6061283]

>>6060895
>implying /ck/ isn't full of people retardedly bad at cooking

[Anonymous No.6061285]

>>6061266
2) tbh

[Anonymous No.6061288]

>>6061278
That'd be me. Come for the food pics, stay for the banter.

[Anonymous No.6061295]

>>6061266
number 8 masterrace

[Anonymous No.6061299]

>>6061266
2 except im bulimic
3 except I quit my job recently
8 except its pizza bagels

[kurt !fr.s3OkxTY No.6061301]

>>6061206

ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.6061318]

>>6061266
Spot-on.

>>6061244
>debating someone about politics on a bornean geocities hosted puerile flipbook forum devoted to alcoholism and shitposting
It's too late, anon :^) . Any decent culture that /ck/ was had has been purged, and it's a migration board used for shitpositng when someone gets tired of fucking about in /b/, they then move leftward, stopping in /ck/ along the way. /ck/ is in the twilight of its existence.

[Anonymous No.6061322]

>>6060865
I do this a lot on /cgl/

[Anonymous No.6061323]

>>6061322
There seems to be a lot of us seagulls on /ck/. Further proof that there's plenty of girls here, I guess.

[Anonymous No.6061324]

>>6061266
I'm 10, but none of them really

[Anonymous No.6061344]

>>6061266

3 but woman

[Anonymous No.6061362]

>>6060972
this

[Anonymous No.6061364]

Gender does not matter in an anonymous space. Your gender is irrelevant. You are all genderless for all I care.

Get the fuck out attentionwhores.

[Anonymous No.6061366]

>>6061364
>implying it wasn't a man who asked this in the first place

[Anonymous No.6061370]

>>6061366
I implied nothing dickwheel. An attention whore is an attention whore regardless of gender.

[Anonymous No.6061371]

>>6061366

[Anonymous No.6061373]

I just come here to get inspired.

[Anonymous No.6061373,1]

>>6061266
posting in epic bread