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Fortune Cookie Fortunes Anonymous Thu Dec 11 20:45:09 2014 No.6054956 [Reply] [Original]

Post your best fortunes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 20:49:30 2014 No.6054963 inb4 >Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 20:53:35 2014 No.6054975 >>6054963 >...in bed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 03:50:09 2014 No.6055791 >help I'm being held captive in a fortune cookie factory

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 03:52:41 2014 No.6055794 >you've just been drugged and you're about to be raped

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 03:54:10 2014 No.6055796 >>6055791 >Ignore that last fortune, it has been dealt with

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>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 10:04:06 2014 No.6056172 >>6054956 I get "bad advice" cookies all the time. The last one : >If you want it, just take it

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 10:21:02 2014 No.6056197 >>6054956 i got one from panda express once that said "Buy the red one"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 10:27:31 2014 No.6056205 File: 13 KB, 209x200, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6054975

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 10:29:47 2014 No.6056210 "You are a connoisseur of food and drink" after pigging out at a Panda Express at 2 AM in a casino. I still have it laminated somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 10:34:55 2014 No.6056215 "Man who drop watch in toilet ... bound to have shitty time!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 11:01:24 2014 No.6056242 I hate the fortune cookies that aren't even fortunes, just statements. Is that a Panda Express thing, or are they becoming more prevalent in general? I've only eaten Panda Express for Asian food in the last few months.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 11:03:40 2014 No.6056244 "Stick with your wife"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 11:04:50 2014 No.6056246 I have one taped up at work telling me that my lost item will be found next week.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 11:10:39 2014 No.6056249 "You will find love."

Anonymous Fri Dec 12 11:49:57 2014 No.6056287

>>6054956

"Lean on your friends, snot on people."

It was the first one I ever got, at a Chinese restaurant owned by the Lu family in Neenah, Wisconsin, probably 1982 or 1983 (the restaurant is no longer there and I can't recall the name).

Pretty sure it was a typo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 11:50:08 2014 No.6056289 Last time I got Chinese they gave me 3 cookies and they all had the same fortune. I think it was a sign. >can't remember the fortune now

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 11:55:51 2014 No.6056297 >>6054956 On one side... Learn Chinese - Cherry Ying Tao 18, 45, 51, 8, 21, 43 And on the reverse side... Courage conquers all things; It even gives strength to the body.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 13:17:15 2014 No.6056446 >>6056287 >typo 2deep4u.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 13:25:58 2014 No.6056457 >>6056171 That explains a lot.

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