/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Sun Dec 7 23:21:35 2014 No.6043998 [DELETED]

Didn't see one in the catalog

Monday review is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLBfS-uhQPc

Joey seems more depressed than usual. This is probably the least enthused I've seen him ever, he gave it a 5 and there wasn't even one woo.

Why is he like this broeys?
I'm thinking it's some combination of the #TeamDaym backlash, the upcoming holidays, and Ken going back to Canada.

How's the christmas card coming along btw?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 7 23:25:17 2014 No.6044011 >>6043998 >the #TeamDaym backlash The what now?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 7 23:27:10 2014 No.6044016 Yeah this one really bummed me out. It's clear he was crying before he started filming and he had to choke back sobs a couple of times. Should we be worried?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 7 23:27:51 2014 No.6044019 >>6044011 Daym Drops put out a video where all the members of #TeamDaym did a food review and nearly every commenter had something negative to say about Joey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSbZQr8HySE

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 7 23:28:52 2014 No.6044021 >no #TEAMDAYM intro >looks and sounds depressed throughout the whole video >gives it a 5/5 but no WOOOWOOWOWOO Has joey lost it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 7 23:29:47 2014 No.6044023 >>6044019 Oh, I saw that. Thought Joey got kicked out or something. Yeah a bunch of #KillJoey comments

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 7 23:30:02 2014 No.6044027 holy fuck he is still fat fuck but he lost a lot of weight, you can tell by his neck being huge but less huge than it was before

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 7 23:31:49 2014 No.6044028 >>6043998 Has anyone ever linked Joey to /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 7 23:31:51 2014 No.6044029 watch out OP, shithead mods have been deleting joey threads lately, even though he's a FOOD reviewer. but yeah joey seems pretty depressed in this vid. it might be because it's morning though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 7 23:37:39 2014 No.6044049 >>6044028 Yeah, multiple times actually >>6044029 I've seen Seriously, it's clear that either the janitors or autistic cu/ck/s have a personal vendetta against Joey. I've seen reviewbrah and Giada threads stay up far longer that Joey threads do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 7 23:51:30 2014 No.6044100 I love Joey but if he's really trying to lose weight he can't be eating a fucking 800 calorie biscuit thing for breakfast

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 00:06:17 2014 No.6044135 File: 202 KB, 958x1000, joey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6043998 >How's the christmas card coming along btw? I just made this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 00:13:23 2014 No.6044152 >>6043998 >no woos >no it swings >no good vittles >no uummhhmm...uummhmm while chewing >very subdued off the hook >no team daym intro >seems sad as fuck They did it....they broke him.. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 00:59:34 2014 No.6044273 Why do people like him? I mean the reviews themselves are alright but everytime he does that fucking stupid high pitched fat voice i cringe so fucking hard. He's just annoying to sit through.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 01:14:01 2014 No.6044301 When was the last time Joey said "good vittles gang"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 01:21:15 2014 No.6044314 >>6044301 Probably this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ocbIqQHzV4

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 02:02:59 2014 No.6044403 >>6043998 I like him a lot better this way. He's a lot less annoying and was able to actually watch an entire video of his for the first time.

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 02:08:42 2014 No.6044419

>>6044100
>Eat an 800 calorie biscuit thing for breakfast
>Drink nothing but ice water
>Eat some triscuits and hummus for lunch
>Eat a chicken breast and some broccoli or something for dinner

Uh yes you can

It's called moderation

He can easily eat a 800 calorie breakfast sandwich and still cut considerably.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 02:18:18 2014 No.6044437 >>6044028 Joey links ck to him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 02:24:40 2014 No.6044454 what the fuck is happening with his fingernails?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 02:36:26 2014 No.6044472 >>6044028 He posts sometimes here under the trip Joe

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 02:36:35 2014 No.6044473 >>6044403 No! I miss cartoon character Joey. The hate that came from the daym vid fucked him up bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 02:38:43 2014 No.6044478 >>6044472 nope.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 02:39:45 2014 No.6044479 >>6043998 >800 calories Holy Fuck... Looks like he actually enjoyed something about this one

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 02:45:57 2014 No.6044482 >>6044454 Probably diabeters >>6044473 "Cartoon Joey" is a fucking annoying and juvenile retard. This felt more like an actual food review and less like some fat tard flailing on camera

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 03:02:41 2014 No.6044506 >>6044473 what was the daym vid? i'm not really in the loop on this guy but I've seen a few videos and i just feel really bad for him

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 03:03:44 2014 No.6044511 I live in San Jose, if /ck/ knows/wants I could drop off the Xmas card for /joey/

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 03:05:37 2014 No.6044513 >tfw when the reviews with ken are the happiest he's ever been >tfw he felt relevant for once >tfw he gets btfo in youtube comments a couple of days later

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 03:18:56 2014 No.6044533 what the fuck is all of this

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 04:01:49 2014 No.6044588 >>6044511 You better do it

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 04:20:04 2014 No.6044606
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>that unenthusiastic intro
>says he's doing great even though he's clearly choking back tears
>that pure guilt in his eyes as he takes the first bite
>not a single woo, no monkey style or anything
>gives it 5 with the most straight and depressed expression possible
>that forced smile at the end as he turns off the camera to finish the biscuit and sob in his car

Is this the end of Joey? I seriously don't think he'll last much longer. He's a fucking wreck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 04:22:16 2014 No.6044608 >>6044019 God damn, those reviews suck ass. Dem chumps need speech class.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 04:32:19 2014 No.6044625 Here's a little pick me up, gang. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHC9Hmrgkgw

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 04:41:36 2014 No.6044636 >>6044625 The great thing about that video is how they thrown in gross nutella joey for a split second right in the middle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 05:26:04 2014 No.6044700 >>6044019 They're all shit though, why does everyone dislike Joey the most?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 05:55:58 2014 No.6044740 His need to dissect his junkfood before eating it drives me insane.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 05:59:50 2014 No.6044749 >>6044454 He has nutrient deficiency.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 06:07:39 2014 No.6044758 >>6044152 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 06:45:50 2014 No.6044818 >>6044100 >Watch videos over the next year >Notice pounds slowly shedding off >Joey's only meals during the week are those he eats for reviews >Fasts and lives on ramen/water between videos >Depression + Cyber Bullying slowly turns Joey anorexic

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 07:00:42 2014 No.6044842 >>6044019 A bunch of losers who have no jobs are hating on another loser? Whoopee.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 07:46:51 2014 No.6044887 What does Joey do for his real job?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 07:54:51 2014 No.6044899 File: 775 KB, 854x661, mfw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] not one wowowowowowo

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 07:56:25 2014 No.6044900 File: 1.00 MB, 480x270, wowowowo.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6044887 5 star chef

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 08:07:19 2014 No.6044913

>>6044482

Myself all all the other /broeys/ enjoy his videos where he is silly and fun. Nobody cares about the stupid food review. Is that really what you take issue with? That his fast food item reviews are not thorough enough? I hope he cheers up and we get crazy Joey back reviewing hambeanurgers and going woowoowoowoo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 09:24:03 2014 No.6044990 I hope /joey/ gets infected by /pol/. There. I said it. I feel better now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 09:30:23 2014 No.6045006 File: 33 KB, 530x444, 1410586575784.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no #teamdaym intro

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 09:50:14 2014 No.6045040 >>6044019 I can't watch those annoying chucklefucks. What bad stuff did they say?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 10:00:38 2014 No.6045052 >>6044419 Moderation is not eating an 800 calorie biscuit you twat. If thats all he ate the whole day maybe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 11:00:13 2014 No.6045165 >>6045052 Moderation is literally not doing the same thing every hour/day and controlling yourself Look up words before you post you retarded cunt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 11:34:49 2014 No.6045268 >>6044135 So is this getting included in the Card, then, or what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 11:41:09 2014 No.6045285 Depressing. Hope Joey pulls through. Months ago he would laugh at all negative comments and go about his business, but lately he's taking every Youtube shitpost to heart. I wonder what changed for him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 12:00:35 2014 No.6045326 It's really sad to see adults pick on and poke fun at another adult when he clearly has a problem with his weight. I hope he has very supportive friends and family. Nobody deserves that kind of ridicule.

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 12:03:00 2014 No.6045330

>>6045326
You mean he has a problem with self-control, right? Like I'm a fat fuck, but my weight didn't appear because oh no my weight's acting up guys it's so magical. No, it happened because I didn't control my intake appropriately.
With that said I hope he gets better and feels better, but I feel no sympathy for anybody who tries to take blame away from themselves on an issue like weight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 12:04:15 2014 No.6045335 >>6045285 He got kicked off team dayum

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 12:11:16 2014 No.6045347 >>6045335 So what does that mean for him? He still has subscribers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 12:12:56 2014 No.6045350 >>6045347 His imaginary cool internet friends doesn't want him anymore. He's probably crushed.

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 12:21:06 2014 No.6045366

>>6045330

Joey never complains or tries to make excuses for his weight. He literally never even addresses it. As they tend to do, trolls have attacked the lowest hanging fruit possible and ridiculed a jolly fat guy reviewing fast food in his car, thus tarnishing the one thing this guy probably finds enjoyment from. Instead of switching to a new video or not watching anything at all, people with even more pathetic lives than Joseph Hernandez take it upon themselves to pick on a depressed fat guy like schoolyard bullies.

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 12:23:02 2014 No.6045372

>>6045366
I never said I hated Joey, just that I hate people who don't take responsibility. Your post sounded like it was saying it's okay to not take responsibility or that it's not his fault, and I think that's fucked up. I can't bother to go out and watch his videos so I have nothing to add to the conversation about how he's annoying or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 12:27:18 2014 No.6045383 Did Joey give up on his diet? For a second there he was reviewing healthy-ish fast food and giving you the calorie count.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 13:06:12 2014 No.6045455 >>6045383 I hope not. Joey mentioned he lost 17 lbs in the comments of a previous video.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 13:16:00 2014 No.6045488 >>6045366 that makes me so sad :(

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 13:41:46 2014 No.6045549

how are we compiling the christmas cards? does someone want to create an email to send them to? otherwise they're just going to die in the threads. there were a few in the last joey thread. someone also made a thread with a song to sing for joey, plus an email to send your singing to, but that thread died pretty quickly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 13:53:48 2014 No.6045576 File: 1.59 MB, 300x162, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6043998 >his fingernails

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 14:33:54 2014 No.6045678 >>6043998 You guys are asses. He doesn't look depressed, he is more mellowed out which is a vast improvement. I don't know how that Joey's suicidal meme got started.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 14:41:13 2014 No.6045697 >>6045678 As somebody who has dealt with depression for years, he probably is depressed. It's subtle but most depression is, it's not that full on 'oh god is that person going to kill themselves in three seconds' like you see in movies and shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 14:46:27 2014 No.6045705 Why do people have to pick on people who seem to get depressed easily?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 15:02:04 2014 No.6045739 >>6044472 >believing everything you see on the internet

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 15:08:17 2014 No.6045756

>>6045366
That's why he needs our support. He has a long battle to fight in order to gain control of himself and reduce his weight to a healthy level.

Bullies are a bunch of chicken shit losers. Joey is on the road to health, he's taking responsibility for his own health but if he doesn't get positive reinforcement in the early days, when results are hardest to see and the road looks longest, he will probably fail.

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 15:11:44 2014 No.6045766

Did anyone see the recent hotdog review?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muAc50s__r0&list=UUC9uqoIkY8Nd7J9Gnk98W1w

This one is pretty good, he actually ate at a place that most of us will never get to eat at so the food was mildly interesting. He also didn't act retarded but seemed pretty okay, probably my favorite review in the last 6+ months.

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 15:46:31 2014 No.6045852

>>6045052
>6045335
on that yung 5:2 son. Eat whatever the fuck I want when I want too. Ate 2 it's its last night after indian food for dinner. Maintain zen like focus other 5 days of the week having only coffee and very light portions of fruits and vegs. get on this level.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 16:39:20 2014 No.6045997 >>6045852 My God young highschooler, learn to spell and form sentences before spouting your idiocy please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 18:35:33 2014 No.6046236 File: 1012 KB, 1080x1920, 1418021748751.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6044021 Has he given anything a score lower than 4?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 18:47:34 2014 No.6046261 >>6044588 I'm not gonna like creep on him, but I'd definitely drop it off in a mail box, or leave it on his windshield

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 18:50:57 2014 No.6046267 >>6046236 >not green eggs and ham cool shoop

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 18:52:57 2014 No.6046272

Glad he got kicked off #teamdaym (#teamlosers)
I hope this fat fucking scumbag die soon and you are all stupid motherfuckers for opening a thread for him every fucking day.

But I'm pretty sure that he opens them himself.

Can't even stand his fucking fat face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 18:54:42 2014 No.6046274 >>6046272 Your self hatred is really starting to be dangerous, Joey. Calm down and get yourself another quadruple-down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 19:15:45 2014 No.6046320 >>6046236 I think at Wendys they gave him the wrong order once and he gave it less than 4.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 19:24:10 2014 No.6046345 >>6044019 It totally seems like Joey is reading off a script. Like they told him exactly what to say for the thursday whatever-the-fuck-it-is

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 19:52:06 2014 No.6046407 >>6046345 Yeah its pretty obvious he's reading off notes

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 19:59:22 2014 No.6046435 why do people care about this fat dude? he's reviews are shitty, of shitty food

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 21:54:51 2014 No.6046778 >>6045268 I have screen caps from the last thread with all the well wishes and the OC shoops. Imma upload them to a Google drive so i can get it done. Procrastibating like a mother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 22:13:43 2014 No.6046818 >>6046435 Joey is love. Joey is life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 22:27:48 2014 No.6046857 >>6046778 Thanks. I meant to add in "from your Broeys on /ck/", so if you could shoop that in, that'd be nice. Otherwise I guess I could.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 22:30:00 2014 No.6046863 File: 211 KB, 958x1000, joey2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6046857 Here. Or you can just leave it off, up to you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 22:46:53 2014 No.6046907 >no team daym intro in the new video so he officially got dropped?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 22:51:49 2014 No.6046921 File: 58 KB, 453x1600, url.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6046857 >>6046863 I was just going to make it from /ck/ and it would be this dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 23:12:40 2014 No.6046956 he doesn't look sad at all. he just looks like he just got up, why jump to conclusions? he is a grown man i am sure he doesn't need you to worry about him

>>	Joe from Joey's Super Kool Foo(...) Mon Dec 8 23:39:35 2014 No.6047006 File: 217 KB, 600x400, pleasehelpmeivenevertouchedagirlb4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 23:44:11 2014 No.6047014
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I don't know why the fuck everyone keeps making fun of Joey. Yeah he's fat, annoying, and loves to eat (see again: fat), but at least it's kind of interesting to watch in a weird way.

That other fat white guy on TeamDaym however is fucking creepy as shit. It makes me want to create a new Klan to kill hippies and shit. Holy fuck that guy eats like a homosexual and complains about everything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 23:58:38 2014 No.6047053 DONT DO IT JOEY. PEOPLE THAT ARE GIVING YOU A HARD TIME JUST CARE FOR YOU AND WANT YOU TO REALIZE THAT YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO DYING FROM BEING TOO UNHEALTHY.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 01:22:51 2014 No.6047283 >>6047014 He switched to a vegan diet and hasn't posted in months. probably dead. Joey is still going strong though. tldr: eat meat.....lots of meat

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 01:34:05 2014 No.6047314 >>6047014 What do you think of people who watch food review videos for fun? Are they autistic?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 02:01:54 2014 No.6047381 >>6047014 oh god this dude is so gross. he reminds me of the typical redditor. he's literally slobbering over himself in this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEfUSt6t3Ps

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 02:51:51 2014 No.6047436

>>6047381
Holy shit what the fuck is wrong with this faggot?
Is he a FtM? He looks like a gay woman.
And he's so fucking annoying.
I want to punch his fat fucking face oh god.
The way he blinks and contorts his fat fucking face is rage inducing and those fucking things in his ears are getting ripped out when i see him/her

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 02:53:34 2014 No.6047438 >>6047283 >eat meat.....lots of meat joey definitely has that covered. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksffp7aiq48

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 02:58:11 2014 No.6047440 >people watch any of these retards AYY YO BABY WHATS GOODT COMIN ATCHU DROP ME LIKES AND YOU KNOOOOW TO TWEET AND FACEBOOK ME-----LISTEN MAN

>>	Joe !xi8/JKFwzo Tue Dec 9 02:58:45 2014 No.6047442 >>6046907 Me and Daym are talking things over but we'll collaborate regardless of me staying on team daym

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 03:25:07 2014 No.6047474 >>6047442 back to your shit board fake joe >>>/pol/

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 03:40:16 2014 No.6047494 >>6043998 > Starts with some pewdiepie screaming shit > 800+ calorie sandwich ugh disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 03:43:04 2014 No.6047498 >>6047474 Where does this meme come from?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 04:09:28 2014 No.6047541 File: 79 KB, 1897x428, Joey and the X files.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6047498 >tfw when "Joe!" will never put holes in your feet. Just look up his trip online and you'll see that he posts a lot in /pol/ out of character.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 06:14:05 2014 No.6047641 >>6047541 This has been proven photoshopped

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 06:15:04 2014 No.6047643 File: 2.58 MB, 320x180, InNOutBurger5GuysBurger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Love joey

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 09:12:17 2014 No.6047882 >>6047643 >i can hear his voice even without sound

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 09:28:45 2014 No.6047913 >>6044019 Holy shit >asian and faggot why so many nignogs? that second negro seemed fine, the others were fucking awful wtf is with the cars? don't they have homes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 09:54:38 2014 No.6047951 Someone post the video of him choking on the nutella or whatever

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 10:17:42 2014 No.6047979 >>6045383 He was still getting made fun of and nobody enjoyed his healthy options.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 10:48:42 2014 No.6048036 >>6047440 I don't know how people can stand Daym Drops. He spent 6 minutes tonguing a veggie sub because it had 'crunchy water'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 16:18:11 2014 No.6048890 File: 2 KB, 125x91, 1408577557541s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6047436 >>6047381 >>6047014 >>6047283 >guys don't hate on joey >proceed to hate on some other guy instead I don't get it

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 17:19:48 2014 No.6049075 >>6048036 Same reason Michael Brown, a confirmed robbery suspect and thug, becomes a martyr: racism by blacks and hipster whites.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 17:47:32 2014 No.6049133 >>6049075 >confirmed robbery suspect I understand the point you're making but you really should have have chosen your words better

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 18:18:45 2014 No.6049205 I hope he doesn't off himself, damn that would be sad, sometimes I feel like he is pretty ridiculous but I wish nothing bad on the guy, and I enjoy watching some of his videos

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 18:20:26 2014 No.6049213 >>6049205 umm after posting this, I stumbled across this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxLXDabeoz0 you can see in the comment section, that's a little fucking odd, is Joey a child molester?

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 18:22:24 2014 No.6049217

>>6049213
Also another thing about his Google+ account, he shares the same video he made like 10+ times

sorta weird, does anyone know anything personal about him like? does he have a wife or kids or anything? I mean what does he do for a living? can he be making enough money on YouTube?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 23:39:29 2014 No.6049992 File: 15 KB, 300x400, gaben-640x353-jpg--Reggie-Fils-Aime-jpg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6049213 Uhhh...

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 23:55:02 2014 No.6050023
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New Review Bros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NepkEfQ_y9I

Taco Bell's® California A.M. Crunchwrap REVIEW!

>No "I'm Beeyyaackkk"
>No WOWOWOWO
>depressed sounding review
>super quick

also, does it sound like he's choking on his own neck fat when he chews? it bothers the fuck out of me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 00:00:03 2014 No.6050031 >>6050023 Its not even in full widescreen, like he just rushed it and didn't even care.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 00:01:28 2014 No.6050035 >>6050023 looks like daym told him to mellow out if he wanted to stay on the team s e l l o u t

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 00:03:42 2014 No.6050039 >>6050035 I bet that was it, honestly.

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 00:06:08 2014 No.6050050

>>6050023
>youtubers pressure joey to go on a diet
>he caves in, stops being entertaining and eats health food for a while
>youtubers pressure joey to stop being wacky
>he caves in, stops being entertaining and doesn't wowowo or say I'm back anymore

that shitty vid is all that's left of joey

going to rewatch the quadruple down video to get this sour taste out of my mouth

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 00:10:46 2014 No.6050063 >>6050023 We broke him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 00:11:26 2014 No.6050065 Just want to let you guys know that this latest review is all your guys fault.there is literally nothing uniquely interesting about him anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 00:12:38 2014 No.6050067 >>6050050 But all of it was forced in the first place, Anon. That's the point people are making. You don't need to be annoying as sin to give a decent review. He doesn't need to lose all of his personality, but sometimes it gets to ya.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 00:16:06 2014 No.6050074 >>6050023 he doesn't seem depressed, he just doesn't seem extremely manic like usual

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 00:50:56 2014 No.6050120 >>6050023 I think it's because this was shot in the morning. Sleepy Joe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 01:43:50 2014 No.6050203 >>6048890 >Joey: Super kool food reviewer who only plebs and redditors hate >This guy: Not kool, faggot. I wonder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 01:47:55 2014 No.6050208 I miss "blatantly mentally ill" joey. Why the fuck did he sound like such a pussy in this one? He kept saying "youtubers" like someone gave him a script and is waiting outside the car with a gun aimed at him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 01:49:42 2014 No.6050212 Can someone explain why all these fucking fast food reviewers are in a youtube cartel headed by an obnoxious nigger?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 01:49:43 2014 No.6050213 >>6050035 Joey shouldn't have to listen to some nignog on what to do in HIS food reviews. daym is a princess burger while Joey is good viddles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 01:56:23 2014 No.6050219 >>6044403 Why are you watching fucking fast food reviews for any reason other than to see a mentally unstable failure sink lower and lower?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 01:56:33 2014 No.6050220 watch the yumbo review immediately after and tell me daym didn't write that review for him

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 02:05:45 2014 No.6050234 >>6050212 I don't know but I speculate that they're just bored.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 02:13:43 2014 No.6050247 >>6043998 Bumping for Joey.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 02:13:45 2014 No.6050248 I have two questions is this guy just a rip off of that big black guy that also does food reviews, and why is he never posted about but this guy Joey is?

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 02:15:46 2014 No.6050253

>>6050248
>I have two questions is this guy just a rip off of that big black guy that also does food reviews, and why is he never posted about but this guy Joey is?

The big black guy isn't the only food reviewer in the world, so no. Nobody posts Dayme because he's an obnoxious nigger who never shuts the fuck up and has the palate of a six year old

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 02:15:57 2014 No.6050254 >>6050248 joey has been in the food game long before daym and is an experienced professional chef who is actually knowledgeable about food as opposed to some nigger who just yells about food in his car

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 02:26:18 2014 No.6050270 >/pol/ gets blown the fuck out >I've never seen so many people call someone a nigger on /ck/ in my life Just because your board was trashed doesn't give you the right to spread your autist shit to other boards, faggots.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 02:30:19 2014 No.6050277 >>6050270 You do realize that /ck/ is still part of 4chan, right?

>>	Warrior of Das Reich !iiA80eLVpY Wed Dec 10 03:00:49 2014 No.6050304 >>6050270 Good luck de/pol/ifying 4chan; we have cells in every board

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 03:16:24 2014 No.6050312 >>6050023 Wow that was so boring. Come back, old Joey.

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 03:35:22 2014 No.6050323 [DELETED]

>>6050304

Which is why your shit got deleted before, and it's why your shit is getting deleted again. Every fucking time you faggots get an inch you take a mile on this site. I don't give a shit what you believe in, I don't give a fuck about moot or how his life is going. I just want to learn to cook some tasty shit, and look at food porn. Your bullshit is not welcome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 03:38:48 2014 No.6050326 >>6050323 >I just want to learn to cook some tasty shit, and look at food porn. where do you fit that in when you're not bitching and moaning and coming off as big a tinfoiler as /pol/

>>	Warrior of Das Reich !iiA80eLVpY Wed Dec 10 03:41:03 2014 No.6050328 >>6050323 You need more aryanism.net, stormfront.org and Kevin McDonald in your life. Read Duke's Jewish Supremacism and report back in the morning.

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 03:48:24 2014 No.6050339 [DELETED]

>>6050326

I don't know, how about every day I checked out /ck/ before moot started fucking /pol/ and it spread throughout the site. And how in the fuck am I being a tinfoiler when the faggot I responded to was making claims that pol has 'cells' in every board. I don't even think that's true, yet I'm a conspiracy nut for acknowledging their shitposting here? It's off board topic and /ck/ is slow as it is, we don't need fucking /pol/shitters trying to set up camp.

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 03:51:04 2014 No.6050341 [DELETED]

>>6050328
Aryan was a word cooked up by Iranians thousands of years ago to describe themselves. Greeks came up with the word "white" to describe themselves. Years later blonde, limp wrist Northerners who have won a total zero wars on their own stole it to compensate for their small cocks. The end.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 03:54:00 2014 No.6050349 Shit /pol/ has started: >cuck >shill >paid shill >"dis-info" >all of the Jewish shit >day of the rope Probably more, but either way your shit is nothing but cancer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 03:54:23 2014 No.6050350 Would take /pol/ people over SJW anyday.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 03:56:52 2014 No.6050354 >>6050350 /ck/ doesn't have SJW, but it does have /pol/acks. So it isn't an either or when making the decision of who should fucking leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 04:03:23 2014 No.6050369 >>6050328 You people are a fucking joke.

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 04:16:02 2014 No.6050399

Just a request for the next person that starts this thread, could you please use a picture that doesn't ruin everyone's appetite. Maybe a shot of him far away, or a shot of the back of his head, or perhaps just a banner saying "Joey thread" in sparkly letters. Because quite frankly, most of his photos are revolting.

I know that an obese adult man stuffing fast food in his face while shouting retarded shit is a great part of many lives here, so much that it requires a thread to be constantly posted. But please be considerate to other people who might not enjoy looking at this.

>>	Warrior of Das Reich !iiA80eLVpY Wed Dec 10 04:28:25 2014 No.6050419 File: 89 KB, 1920x1080, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6050399 How about this one? >>6050369 Cultural Marxist detected >>6050341 White female democrat spotted

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 04:42:08 2014 No.6050441 >>6050270 >>6050323 >complains about nigger >calling people faggots Can't have your cake and eat it too, Ja'quan

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 05:19:16 2014 No.6050467 >>6043998 BAN THIS SPAM

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 06:38:10 2014 No.6050545 >>6050467 This is /ck/ related. More so than your "lel amerikunts so dum amiriteguise" threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 06:59:08 2014 No.6050567 >>6050545 the guy has serious mental issues. is he likely to top himself?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 08:21:46 2014 No.6050686 >>6050399 >>6050399 unfortunately a lot of things you'll see in this world will disgust you I suggest you man up and just take it, Joey isn't even nearly as revolting as something you might see in real life, in fact some might say he's beautiful

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 08:35:14 2014 No.6050705 >>6047381 This video was the reason why I didn't try the pulled pork crap at Wendy's. Every time I see some eatting it I think of this guys face and the nasty remnants of BBQ sauce in the corners of his mouth. Absolutely Haram

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 08:48:55 2014 No.6050725 >>6050354 There are SJW on /ck/. I've gotten banned twice for calling Adam Richman what he is...a Jew. Well, I might have called him a kike but it was only one post.

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 09:11:03 2014 No.6050753

>>6050067

Nobody gives a fuck about the actual review you dolt. Why do so many people bring this up as their reason for not liking Joey? His appeal is that he acts crazy and super excited about everything and it's fun to watch. Jesus Christ, do you really think anyone is watching ANY YouTube fast food review and making decisions on what to buy/eat? Joey's personality is what makes his videos good and now autistic tweens have bullied him into submission.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 09:27:46 2014 No.6050776 >>6050312 First you guys rip apart his old reviews for being too annoying, and now you don't like his new reviews for being too boring. What the fuck do you want from him?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 09:29:36 2014 No.6050778 I just want this dude to be healthy and happy

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 09:38:16 2014 No.6050788
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>>6050778
I do too man. I want him to find a good woman that supports and encourages his fast food reviews. She can even join him in the car and they can review together. That would probably make him the happiest man on earth. Find love, Joey. It's out there waiting for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 09:44:35 2014 No.6050799 I really want to move to San Jose and just be his friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 09:51:05 2014 No.6050804 Poor guy took those comments to heart. He definitely mellowed out in his recent videos. He doesn't need to be on #teamdaym anyway. Hell, look at ken, he isn't on it and he's popular.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 10:22:19 2014 No.6050844 What gets me, is that I get the impression that Joey's solace was in his reviews. He made friends on youtube. He was part of a team. He put up with Team Dick because he wanted some companionship. /ck/. We are his only friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 13:46:16 2014 No.6051128 9/11 Was an inside job - I'm BAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!!

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