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"I'm going to the convenience store, what do you guys want?"

>> No.6043324

mentos

>> No.6043332

diet tonic water

>> No.6043354

Salt and pepper crisps would be lovely, thank you.

>> No.6043360

one of those cigars in a glass tube please

>> No.6043361

Chapstick

>> No.6043362

Just an Arnold Palmer.

>> No.6043366

arnold palmer zero

>> No.6043368

A Cornetto.

>> No.6043371

>>6043311
Spicy pork rinds and a pack of camel lights

>> No.6043374
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ill take one of these

>> No.6043378

Two Ben & Jerry's.

>> No.6043382

>>6043311
Corne-

>>6043368
-Fuck.

>> No.6043384

>>6043378
>misplaced apostrophe
Which two flavours?

>> No.6043487

>>6043384
it's not misplaced

>> No.6043490

>>6043311
holy fuck what is this and where can i get it?

>> No.6043502

2 gallons of milk

>> No.6043505

>>6043487
Sure it is. When pluralising a proper noun, just add an S, even if it ends with a Y. "Jerries" is wrong. Jerrys, as stupid as it looks, is correct.

>> No.6043508

scampi fries, a hoegaarden and a feast

>> No.6043510

>>6043382
>>6043368
edgar wright a shit

>> No.6043522

Sheep liver.

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6043535

>>6043505
Not him but the logo proves him right
You are the weakest link goodbye

>> No.6043548

>>6043535
Oh dear. I hadn't thought of that. Were I René Descartes, I'd have promptly fucked off into a cloud of my own logic just there.

The apostrophe indicates possession, not pluralisation. I am wrong. Is this what it feels like to be normal? Dear me, I don't like this at all. When might I recommence being better than you?

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6043587

>>6043548

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>>6043548
Why would it be for pluralisation? Did you think there was one ben and two men named Gerald?

>> No.6043688

>>6043311
Flamin' hot Cheetos, a small thing of Milk, 2%, and a Hostess fruit pie. Lemon if they have it, apple if they don't.

>> No.6043693

>>6043548
whose to say it isnt possession in this case? as in ben and jerry's (ice cream)

>> No.6043705
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6043705

An unsweetened iced tea and a pizza pocket and one of those shitty bbq snack burrito things

>> No.6043709

>>6043693
ben and jerrys is sucj overrated crap.

>> No.6043751

>>6043671
see >>6043378

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>>6043751
Yeah so? He asked for two pints of ben and jerry's and you made a fool of yourself trying to correct him while being shallow and pedantic

>> No.6043791

>>6043784
>Cherry Clan
Want to get married?

>> No.6043795

>>6043784
>quoting family guy to a nepalese choreography powwow

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>>6043791
Only if you're female i miss cherry clan and these right here the cherry and grapehead ones don't have the right texture

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>>6043795
What the hell is a family guy

>> No.6043811

>>6043805
I was thinking about the CS clan and NIPPER.....

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>>6043811
Wait what?

>> No.6043821

All the gum.

>> No.6043825

>>6043311
Get me a Arizona green tea, here's a dollar.

>> No.6043826

>>6043671
le grammer nazi mem XD

>> No.6043827

Greek yogurt, vanilla or honey.

>> No.6043843

>>6043826
So i'm a grammar nazi for laughing at another grammar nazi for being wrong while pompously trying to correct someone

>> No.6043851

>>6043843
Yes.

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>>6043851
Thanks buddy

>> No.6043869

>>6043859
np

>> No.6043886

Pepsi max and a bag of BBQ kettles

>> No.6044354

a ten pack of Mayfair and a can of Coke please.

>> No.6044364

Sno-Berry peace tea, a small bag of jack links beef jerky, and a pack of filtered al capone sweets

>> No.6044392

Donuts pls

>> No.6044557

beef jerky and that sweet nut cluster mix stuff, probably gatorade as well.

>> No.6044580

A bottle of V. Might be staring down the barrel of an all-nighter and V > Red Bull.

>> No.6044585

5 cans of Peach Arizona. Not raspberry please

>Nothing against raspberry but by me the only place that carry's peach Arizona is the convenience store so i got to stock up on that shit

>> No.6044602

>>6043548
>The apostrophe indicates possession, not pluralisation.

So then logically the only correct answer for wanting two containers of that brand of ice cream would be "two Ben and Jerry'ses".

>> No.6044605

>>6043311
Beer and cigars

>> No.6044609

>>6043535
>>6043548
>>6043505
>>6043487

"ben and jerry's" is a name anyway not a singular thing.

>> No.6044613

An Arizona Southern Style Sweet Tea and some nachos.

>> No.6044653

In Argentina convenience store everything is dolce de leche flavored and it's awesome

>> No.6044938

>>6043825
Congratulations, namefag, you've finally made a post that I can agree with. Better be the lemon one with the checkerboard patterned can though.

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>>6043311
A pack of Marlboro's and six of pic related...

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>>6043311
coke zero, mandarin oranges, minced meat, canned tomatoes and penne

>> No.6045357

>>6044609
Yes, that was covered. Even in one of the posts you referenced. Durp.

>> No.6045624

Walnuts please im out of them

>> No.6045639

the sweet release of death

>> No.6045661

>>6045287
Very cheap but god damn its a shitty hang over.

>> No.6045684

Two Swisher sweets. Aw fuck it, just steak the whole box. Some ice tea and skittles too.

>> No.6046481
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6046481

I lived on these in college.

>> No.6046495

Hot fries pls

>> No.6046503

check if they have some random blu rays to buy

>> No.6046677

>>6043311
Pop Rocks and Mountain Dew

>> No.6046697

Camel Filters, a turkey and cheddar Lunchable, and a can of Marley's Mellow Mood.

>> No.6046707
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6046707

Bring me a Trail's Best meat and cheese snack and an Arizona green tea.

>> No.6046915

>>6046495
these or jalapeño cheese cheetos. oh, and two old english 40s. can I get you back tmrw?

>> No.6046940

>>6046915
>two old english 40s

nigga you gonna have the beer shits so bad

>> No.6046950

>>6046677
i like you

>> No.6047008

>>6046915
Those jalapeno Cheetos are amazing, and I can't find them anywhere. :(

>> No.6047018

A King Cobra and some beef jerky.

>> No.6047025

>>6044609
>>6044602

technically, boys, it would be "two ben & jerry's"
simply because "ben & jerry's" is the name of the brand of the ice cream and does not actually refer to any possessed article

>> No.6047039

Two ecigs. One vanilla and one blueberry. So help me God if you bring back grape or menthol I will shit in your hat.

>> No.6047052

>>6043384
>misplaced 'u'

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6047223

>>6043311
Oh God those look like donuts. I'm sure (or at least hoping) that they're really onion rings, but oh God. That mental image will haunt me for awhile.

>> No.6047275

Vanilla Ice cream and potato chips

>> No.6047368

a heath bar -no tude- and two bic lighters, different colors or colours,and ar emmbrence of how we got like a crothityu old couple, excuse me...krotchy old couple, and excuse me. seriously. forgot why we fought any couple that's 100 years plus might have disagreements. a lighter is nice. just make it home.

>> No.6047378

>>6043311
A coke zero and something salty. Cigs if we're gonna drink tonight--malboro nxt

>> No.6047380

>>6047223
They're next to a pool of chocolate dipping sauce, are you sure they're onion rings?

>> No.6047382

>>6047368
you're okay, guy

>> No.6047401

Give me 6 cherry Hostess pies, so I can mash them and bake them into a bigger pie.

>> No.6047412

>>6043311
A pack of Marlboro reds and a lotto card.

>> No.6047416

A kingsized Reese's, please.

>> No.6047422

Three of those buffalo chicken tube things.

>> No.6047431

bag of kettle cooked chips and a root beer

>> No.6047462

a tin of those mandarin oranges and a pack of spirits

also a beef and bean burrito if they have some of those under the heat lamps

>> No.6047464

Sure, I'd like :
Some nachos, (and don't be shy with the cheese)
A Snickers Bar
A bag of Cheddar Jalapeño Cheetos
and a Cherry Coke

>> No.6047485

>>6047052
>not being part of the commonwealth
Disgusting.

>> No.6047501

>>6047025
Nah. It should be 'pints of Ben & Jerry's.'
I nominate branded possessives for consideration as uncountable nouns.
Like Smucker's, Denny's and, to go back to ice cream, Edy's.

>> No.6047592

Steel Reserve and cigs please.

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>>6047592
Muh nigga!

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6047599

>people posting about buying beer at convenience stores
>they don't live in PA
>they don't know what it's like to have to buy beer at specific distributors and nowhere else

well in any case get me a gallon jug of water and a pack of grape swishers. no swishers? white owl please.

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>>6047598

>> No.6049105

>>6047599
thanks, Mennonites

>> No.6049748

I don't remember the brand, but one of those sweet teas that boasts to be made from fresh leaves, and something from a burner, preferably a hotdog or hamburger. Thank you.

>> No.6049817

>>6047599
I feel you. North Dakota and Minnesota are the same way.

And it'll never change because every liquor store in the state will throw a temper tantrum.