What would you order off this menu?

[Anonymous No.6040837]

Pick an appetizer, entree, dessert, and drink

[Anonymous No.6040867]

I would say water but I have the feeling they don't carry it because its too mainstream.

[Anonymous No.6040877]

All that vegan shit. Hopefully they at least have sharp knives I could use to cut my wrists after reading such a fag menu

[Anonymous No.6040884]

>>6040837

Dat sambal eggplant looks pretty good, with the summer rolls. Toss in the Carrot cake and a coconut delight

[Anonymous No.6040899]

>>6040837
I have never looked through such an unappetizing menu before. Even for vegan bullshit, this is the worst I've seen.

[Anonymous No.6040905]

>>6040837
Summer rolls, go green burrito, and carrot cake. Fresh lemonade to drink.

[Anonymous No.6040907]

You could order the salad, that eggplant dish, the carrot cake, and iced tea. That's not even a blatant in your face vegan meal, just sounds like a normal meal that just happens to be vegan. Just saying

[Anonymous No.6040915]

Spring Rolls
Pad Thai
Fuck the dessert
Strawberry Smoothie

[Anonymous No.6040924]

>>6040899
If I'm out with friends who are vegan I have no problem going to a vegan restaurant, even if I wouldn't go there by my own choice. But goddamn do I hate when they try to say "HEY IT'S JUST LIKE MEAT U GUISE" by throwing TVP on everything.

[Anonymous No.6040949]

Jumbo Drumsticks
Golden Wonton Soup
Brownie
Mango Delight

This menu is really shitty.

[Anonymous No.6040969]

>>6040877
Spring rolls, sambal eggplant, brownie, lemonade.

[Anonymous No.6040970]

>>6040837
>appetizer
Hummus & Chips
>entree
Go Green Burrito or Pad Thai
>dessert
Chocolate Cake
>drink
Fresh Lemonade

However, being poor I would feel crushing guilt at spending more than 8$ on a single meal the entire time I was eating.

[Anonymous No.6040991]

>>6040837
fries, golden rice or ginger tofu, carrot cake and lemonade or tea.

100% fakemeat avoidance.

[Anonymous No.6041014]

>>6040837
>ocean flavored vegan product

???

[Anonymous No.6041054]

Spring Rolls, because peanut sauce.
Go Green Burrito, because it doesn't have soy products jammed into it.
Carrot Cake, again, no soy products inserted into it.
Lemonade. Do I even need to explain?

If the lost the rice in the burritos, this would totally be something I would go for

[Anonymous No.6041060]

>>6040837
heavenly salad, Singapore noodles,brownie coconut delight.

The trick to ordering vegan food when you eat meat is to get things that are good for what they are. Always avoid the weird industrial soy meat substitute thing.

[Anonymous No.6041069]

You from AZ, OP?

[Anonymous No.6041081]

>starter
summer rolls
>entree
royal kung pao
>dessert
chocolate cake
>drink
strawberry smoothie

[Anonymous No.6041171]

Stockton? The place that used to be there was way better.

[Anonymous No.6041202]

>>6040837
http://hungrybloggers.com/news/cult-restaurants-loving-hut-and-more

>I want out of this rabbit hole

[Anonymous No.6041530]

fuck yes loving hut

[Anonymous No.6041587]

>read through the apps and have a couple of chuckles
>would have said hummus if it wasn't served with fucking chips, opt for stupid fries
>start reading mains and realize op just posted this to get replies
>read through all the entrees, mildly chuckling, being glad nobody ever took me to a place this ridiculous
>get to the dessert section and realize it's actually the worst yet

>beverage selection doesn't include alcohol

[Anonymous No.6041612]

I'd walk out right away.
I am always against places that can't decide what restaurant they actually are. Having dishes from different parts of asia is bad enough, adding western options just makes it worse.

Restaurants who can't decide will always end up serving shitty food.

[Anonymous No.6041624]

>>6040837
I would take one look at the menu, go cook a rare steak and bring it back to eat in protest. That or I would eat the waiter.

[Anonymous No.6041626]

>>6041624

>giving yourself colon cancer in protest

You're like one of those monks who protest by setting themselff on fire

[Anonymous No.6041631]

3 energy wraps and a carrot cake

[Anonymous No.6041635]

>"Laksa"
>Udon noodles
>Tom Yum base

I've never seen so much heresy in 3 lines.

[Anonymous No.6041639]

>>6041014
Soy protein flavoured like seafood

[Anonymous No.6041640]

>>6040837
-Hummus & Chips
-Go Green Burrito
-Silky Flan
-Hazelnut Cappuccino

[Anonymous No.6041641]

>>6041626
I would gladly take colon cancer over subjecting my tastebuds to this shit.

[Anonymous No.6041648]

>>6041641

What are you, 5 years old? Do you start "protesting" when your mom doesn't let you eat ice cream for dinner too?

[Anonymous No.6041655]

>>6040837
>Starters
I was gonna get the wonton 'til I saw it had vegan cheese. Then I was gonna get the drumsticks 'til I saw it was soy. I'll just get fries. >Soups
Ocean Alfredo Pasta. I'll pick off those "ocean flavored shirmp" or whatever the fuck that is.
>Sandwiches
Energy Wrap.
>Rice & Noodles
Noble Rice and/or Golden Rice. Maybe the Sambal Eggplant or the Spicy Cha Cha. This section actually seems good surprisingly.
>Desserts
The desserts seems the worse. I'll skip. No wonder vegans are so skinny. I wouldn't want any of this shit either.
>Drinks
Coconut delight, I can't imagine what a non-alcoholic beer is so just the Soya Thai Tea. Too bad they don't have chai. If they had mint, that would've been chill but they have the boring teas. Hazelnut Cappuccino.

[Anonymous No.6041659]

>>6041648
Pssst, I don't think he was being serious about either protesting a malaysian vegan restaurant/cafe or eating the wait staff

[Anonymous No.6041661]

>>6040837
That looks like the kind of place I wouldn't trust unless the food was deep fried or heavily charred. Maybe not even then.

[Anonymous No.6041766]

I'd just have the brownie and a cup of Earl Grey tea, but I'm guessing I'd have to have soy milk in the tea? Ugh :/

[Anonymous No.6041779]

hmmm... jumbo drumsticks, glorious thai curry, and carrot cake.

[Anonymous No.6041782]

>>6041779

forgot a drink! the coconut delight sounds amazing.

[Anonymous No.6041786]

Wonton Soup
Sambal Eggplant
Flan
Thai Ice Tea

[Anonymous No.6041789]

>>6040837

[Anonymous No.6041796]

>>6040837
>Pick an appetizer, entree, dessert, and drink
>Where's the meat?

I would just get a water to go and go to the nearest place that serves real food and not pussy food.

[Anonymous No.6041806]

>>6040837
Fries
Singapore Noodle, Gluten Free with no onions or mushrooms
Doesn't seem like any of the desserts are gluten free
Lemonade.

[Anonymous No.6041828]

>>6040837
Appetizer:Summer rolls
Entrée:WAIT A MINUTE?! WHERE IS THE FUCKING MEAT?
FUCK THIS SHIT, I'll have a Mango Delight, then a a chocolate cake with a hazelnut cappuccino.
Then I'll head to the nearest restaurant that serves meat to get my daily fix.

Please and thank you.

[Anonymous No.6041833]

Well if they are as accommodating as they claim I would just order 4-5 lbs of rice noodles, plain, assuming they cooked it in simply water and not oils, spices, etc. I would opt for like 72 oz. banana smoothie but most people for some reason don't know what a ripe banana looks like, let alone tastes like so I'd take my chances with the rice noodles.

[Anonymous No.6041834]

1) Passionate fries
2) I brought a mcdonalds burger because even that is better than no meat
3) Silky flan
4) Fresh lemonade

Also this place is expensive as shit

[Anonymous No.6041839]

I'd have the summer rolls and the energy wrap, then head over to the nearest Subway for a double-meat, double-cheese, added bacon Italian BMT. I'm not against vegan, I'm against fake meat.

[Anonymous No.6041842]

Spring rolls and sambal eggplant I guess, they can't really fuck those up.

[Anonymous No.6041850]

>>6041789
It's beer with alcohol taken out, taste really hoppy and if it's not for the aftertaste and the lack of bad breath that comes from alcohol, you won't be able to tell the difference. Heck if you are not into beer you won't be able to tell the difference apart. It's used for pregnant women and in countries where alcohol is forbidden. I tried them once when I was in Dubai, plus they have some flavored non-alcoholic beer that taste absolutely wonderful and not in an "acquired taste" kinda thing. Granted I am not a beer evaluator even tho I'm from Wisconsin and everybody pretends to be one.

[Anonymous No.6041864]

>>6040924
Fucking this. There's plenty of good vegan food out there, but I can't stand the fake soy meat crap they want to feed you.

[Anonymous No.6041874]

>>6040837
>>6040970
>>6041081
>>6041796
>entrée
how can you fuck up so badly at borrowing a word ?

[Anonymous No.6041880]

>>6041834
No it's not, where do you live?

[Anonymous No.6041881]

>>6041874
"é" isn't part of the standard keyboard.
Expecting everyone to just know the alt+130 combination makes you look like a douche.

[Anonymous No.6041884]

>>6041881
not the way it's written, the way it's used

[Anonymous No.6041886]

>>6041864
First off, you missed someone: >>6041587
Second, our keyboards don't have umlauts.
Third, cry more Frenchie.

[Anonymous No.6041897]

Spring rolls or fries or salad (dressing on the side) and burrito since they're the only things that don't mention having some fauxmeat/fauxdairy/fauxegg ingredient swapped in for the real thing and don't sound frightful.

I'd skip dessert, thanks.

Fuck, Anon, why can't vegans just eat normal food like everyone else? Soy protein strips? Ocean-flavoured vegan product? Really?

Disgusting. Truly unsavoury and horrid.

[Anonymous No.6041901]

>>6041884
Please, you're talking about a country which uses Fahrenheit degrees, and the imperial system.
The imperial system is illogic, but does have useful units such as cups and shit.
The Fahrenheit is just bullshit.

Et puis qu'est ce qu'on s'en fout de leur utilisation du mot entrée? J'ai pas pleuré le jour ou ils ont choisi "freedom fries", non plus.

[Anonymous No.6042460]

>>6040837
>non-alcoholic beer

THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT

[Anonymous No.6042646]

>>6040837
>vegan or vegetarian restaurant
>always some inane peace or love shit

Why

[Anonymous No.6042651]

>>6042646
Seriously?
That's like asking why a kosher place caters to jews...

[Anonymous No.6042655]

>>6040837
Jesus christ, fuck that noise

[Anonymous No.6042710]

>>6042460
Some people drink for the flavor.

I dont though. I enjoy the buzz

[Anonymous No.6042850]

>>6042710
>bitter fermented piss
>for the flavor

[Anonymous No.6042871]

>Making your menu look "all sunny and positive"
It's like I'm buying ice-cream in a solarium with plastic plants everywhere
I'd go with
>>6040877

[Anonymous No.6042902]

>>6042460
>>6042850
What's the fucking point in drinking anything that isn't 60% Vodka if you just want to get drunk?
Alcohol free beer isn't nearly as nice though

[Anonymous No.6043005]

>>6040837
>appetizer
Spring rolls
>entree
Ginger tofu
>dessert
Carrot cake
>drink
Iced tea

Honestly, I wouldn't have a problem going to a vegan restaurant, but my biggest complaint is this: I don't want to eat your shitty fucking filler/fake meat. And every dish posted has that shit in it. And yes, since I ordered ginger tofu, I'm not really including tofu in this category. It's the ocean flavored and soy crumbles type of thing... just, no. No. It seems derivative and uninspired and boring in a diet that is supposed to inspire "health" supposedly, to be nothing but processed "almost" shit. Make proper substitutes with other whole ingredients. More beans, chickpeas, mushrooms, whatever, but lay off the crumbled ocean butt-flavored stuff, please.

[Anonymous No.6043123]

>>6043005
We have a winner. I've seen vegan dishes that are both unique and they look good because they use vegan ingredients that people already like, or that are different but make sense.

Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jChV-5vQAM

^Vegan, but that shit looks delicious. And none of the ingredients repulse me like "ocean flavored vegan product" does. If and when I'm health-conscious or schizophrenic enough to want vegan food, I want some healthy plants and shit. I don't want your disgusting flavorless pseudomeat that probably has more sesquipedalian ingredients than a Big Mac anyway.

[Anonymous No.6043156]

Summer Rolls, World Peace Tso (what a God awful name), Chocolate Cake, Fresh Coffee. That's my order, but this is a terrible menu. Vegan menus are always awful.

[Anonymous No.6043208]

>>6043156
>(what a God awful name)

What, you got a problem with putting 'World Peace' in the same name as a military commander whose campaigns killed millions? You some kind of hippie faggot or something?

[Anonymous No.6043642]

>>6040837
>Veagen things that have no reason to be vegan and are probably vegan to it's determent

Why?

[Anonymous No.6043703]

>>6043123
In all honesty vegan stuff can be okay, but in my experience it never is like the original dish. I don't understand the point of calling everything "Vegan [insert dish here]" because it is almost never like whatever dish they are trying to imitate. In all honesty I would prefer it if instead of attempting to imitate other types of food, they just make something uniquely vegan or whatever without attempting to relate it to a food it will never be able to be. It just often feels like a novelty rather than real food in my opinion.