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why does /ck/ hate hot pockets?

>> No.6038648
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6038648

Because they are exclusively eaten by this guy.

>> No.6038703

>>6038648
>>>/sp/
and take your leddit-tier memes with you

>> No.6038706

>>6038703
Are you the guy who got btfo by the Australian champion yesterday?

>> No.6039574

>>6038703
Do you do it for free or something?

>> No.6039594
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>>6038558

I hate anything that when I bite into it will squirt white hot plasma into my mouth burning everything to shreads.

>> No.6039599

full of chemicals
grade D meat
never cook right
taste bad

>> No.6039609

It is pig mod fodder. What is there to like?

>> No.6039616

>>6038558
>why does /ck/ hate hot pockets?

1. Frozen
2. Overly processed
3. Something you'd microwave
4. Yuck
5. YOU CAN DO BETTER

>> No.6039627

It's bad food for a not particularly good price. And you can always count on them to scald every inch of your mouth with molten cheese even after it's been sitting for 10 minutes.

>> No.6039629

A very poor and stupid man's calzone

>> No.6039665

>>6038558
/ck/ neither likes nor fully understands convenience foods.

>> No.6039842

>>6039665
Im pretty sure /ck/ just hates food.

>> No.6039851

>>6038558
I don't, they're delicious.
Probably better than 90% of what the "cooks" in /ck/ make anyways.

>> No.6040040
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6040040

all day nigga all day

>> No.6040061

>>6038558
Because all of use own sandwich toasters.

>> No.6040073

They're horrible for you and taste like shit

>> No.6040108

They've gotten worse. I used to like the pepperoni and the occasional chicken and broccoli but they're not the same as they were ~ten years ago.

>> No.6040204

bbq chicken in the pretzel pocket, shit is so good

>> No.6040315

>>6040040
> not ham and cheese
You're doing it wrong nigger

>> No.6040320

>>6040315
Ham and cheese is a dinner or lunch hot pocket. What he posted is obviously a breakfast hot pocket.

>> No.6041878

>>6040204
This.

>> No.6042410

>>6039616
>5. YOU CAN DO BETTER
>5. YOU CAN DO BETTER
>5. YOU CAN DO BETTER
>5. YOU CAN DO BETTER
>5. YOU CAN DO BETTER

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>>6040040
Bitch you need some pizza rolls!
You'll get em and like it or else I'm stabn yr nigga ass!

>> No.6042528

>>6040040
My m8s left your mums hot pocket full of ooey gooeyness

>> No.6042540

>>6042528
Men you mate with fucked his mom? That is highly implausible.

>> No.6042685

>>6042513
Hot Pockets are fine dining compared to literally everything that bears the Totino's brand name.

>> No.6042688

>>6042685
Like, shit, I don't think you understand how bad that shit is.

If Hot Pockets use "Grade D meat" then Totino's uses grade F. Shit's rank.

>> No.6044709

>>6038558
My favorite is the Alabama style.