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What is the most disgusting mixed drink you have ever seen ordered in person? I'll start:

>Shot of Laphroaig
>Maple syrup
>Lemon juice
>Cayenne pepper
>Egg white foam

Webm unrelated.

>> No.6032210

i'd love to see an actually good cocktail made with a peaty scotch but i dunno if it's possible.

i just hate the really sweet ones you get in most fashionable places these days unless they involve champagne.

>> No.6032229

>>6032210

If you've never had a rob roy with a well aged smoky islay, you should fix that.

>> No.6032236

idk that sounds like it could be good

>> No.6032240

horse jizz, equal parts beer and milk

we always order friends horrible drinks on their 21st birthday

>> No.6032251

>>6032240
Howd u get the jizz?

>> No.6032260

>>6032251
that's just the name of the drink

>> No.6032265

>>6032260

in new zealand you can actually get a shot of horse cum in some bars.

fucking new zealanders man

>> No.6032276

I once drank a Mars bar flavoured milkshake with vodka, it really wasn't as nice as I was expecting

>> No.6032479

>>6032200
Japanese bartending is an art. Damn that was nice.

>> No.6032492

>>6032240
I poured beer on my friends head for his birthday

>> No.6032496

>>6032200
We ordered a Manhattan with well Scotch, the worst, cheapest shit they had. Called it a "Hells Kitchen."

Shit was terrible.

>> No.6032497

>>6032265
Did you try it?

>> No.6032504

>>6032200
nothing too strange but you got me thinking of the tequilla hot sauce shot.

I used to think it was fucked, well it is fucked, but I tried it and found that the two burns seem to nullify each other. They're actually good. can anyone confirm or am I fucked too?

>> No.6032506

>>6032492
>I poured beer on my friends head for his birthday
I'm glad you're not my friend

>> No.6032517

The Unwinnable Bar Bet.

A jigger of the cheapest, lower than the bottom shelf gin

MICROWAVED

>> No.6032523

>>6032506
Lel, he wasnt too happy about it but he didnt know i did it until a few weeks later

>> No.6032876

Was that a blunt @ the end?

>> No.6032907

A daario is a shot of cheap well tequila with a orange juice back with cinnamon, shoot them both without taking a breath and you won't get the burn or taste from the cheap tequila.

>> No.6032924

the one with Tabasco vodka and something else I forget

>> No.6033496

>>6032504
I know lots of people who do that

>> No.6033564

>>6032210
The Penicillin cocktail is great

>> No.6033580

the cement mixer

>1 shot of bailys
>hold it in your mouth
>take a shot of bitters
>swish around for alcoholic yogurt

>> No.6033675

>>6032492

On that subject, it's not a mixed drink but I bought my friend and I a couple of shots of naga vodka on his birthday. It felt like I had coated my innards with napalm, he turned grey and started sweating, and the two of us stood there in silence for about 15 minutes. That holds the dubious distinction of being one of the most unpleasant drinks I've ever consumed.

>> No.6033679

>>6033580
Baileys and lemon works just as good

>> No.6033843

>>6033679
cement mixer? I usually use lime

>> No.6033846

There's a pretentious bar in Detroit called The Sugar House. Snobby people, overpriced drinks. Not that great!

http://www.sugarhousedetroit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/menu2013.pdf

>> No.6034121

Cardassian Kanar

1 oz. Black Sun Vodka (to get the black color)
1 oz. Gin
1 oz. Tequila
1 oz. Grand Marnier
1 oz. Baccardi Rum
5 oz. Coke
Lemon Juice
Black food coloring
(optional)
Pectin, Starch, or Thick-It

It's supposed to be not quite honey-like in consistency. You half drink it, and half chew it.

>> No.6034127

>>6034121
It looks like they used maple syrup on the show.

Also those are the same ingredients as a long island iced tea, in a slightly different ratio and sans thickening agents. Doesn't sound too bad.

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>>6032200
Thanks for reminding me to read Bartender again

>> No.6034140

>>6034127
the thickness makes it weird.

>> No.6034188

Schlitz with a hard boiled egg dropped in it.

>> No.6034252

>>6032200
"Death of the Wayfarer" I'd call it.
tequila and fermet branca with tabasco and black pepper

>> No.6034260

>>6034188
You haven't had many disgusting things then man.

>> No.6034276

>>6034260
I've had many, but that wasn't quite the question. I used to play a game...

20 liquor bottles, all numbered 1-20
Throw 3 darts at a dartboard
Mix the corresponding bottles
Your buddy shoots

Malort, 151, and absinthe isn't great.

>> No.6034279

>>6034188
That just sounds...stupid.

>> No.6034494

>>6032200
I'd drink it

because I'm an alcoholic

I don't drink Bud Light, PBR, or other "trash beer" in public, because I don't want to come across as someone who will drink anything... at home, I drink literally the cheapest liquor I can buy and usually drink the whole fifth that night.

>> No.6034803

>>6033564
+1 The Penicillin is actually my favourite drink