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/joey/ Anonymous Mon Dec 1 01:15:17 2014 No.6024279 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: We make a Christmas card for Joey's World Tour.

This man is a true addict. The symptom's are all there, and has hit rock bottom this year. I and many fear that he may take his life this month, so why doesn't someone with PhotoShop or paint volunteer to make him a card.

Some anon's on this board are making a little animation of him, I think.

To contribute, everyone who posts pics, or WELL wishes will be added to the Christmas card.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 01:16:11 2014 No.6024281 /mu/ made a mean hearted card to Anthony Fantano a while back, when he made videos of him being depressed. We should do the same

Anonymous Mon Dec 1 01:32:35 2014 No.6024308

>>6024279
I'd like to see an opening montage of Joey forgetting the name of the item that he is currently reviewing/shoveling into his mouth, despite having started the review by stating its name, and having to check his notes.

This has happened repeatedly

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 01:37:25 2014 No.6024326 >>6024308 How about everyone be nice for once in /ck/'s life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 01:39:51 2014 No.6024333 >>6024326 How about no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 01:39:54 2014 No.6024334 >>6024326 Sorry mom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 01:41:09 2014 No.6024337 Joey, Hope your holiday swings. Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuw -anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 01:41:14 2014 No.6024338 File: 146 KB, 480x360, 1415985086171.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6024279

>>	Joe !xi8/JKFwzo Mon Dec 1 01:52:32 2014 No.6024368 >>6024338 That looks like it would swing! I am going to leave this post, as I don't want to ruin the surprise! New video coming soon gang!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 01:54:48 2014 No.6024373 >>6024368 Kill yourself already

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 02:06:29 2014 No.6024402 >>6024368 Go back to /pol/

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 02:28:29 2014 No.6024459 >>6024402 Is /joey/ part of La Raza?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 02:32:08 2014 No.6024470 I feel really bad for him. Just think that he is a person and actually has to live his life. For fucks sake I'm getting depressed just thinking about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 02:32:42 2014 No.6024472 The fact that he's already dropped the "healthy" review series is disheartening.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 02:35:04 2014 No.6024477 >>6024472 >>6024470 Hence why he should get a quirkyyy letter from /ck/.

Anonymous Mon Dec 1 02:42:12 2014 No.6024497

>/broey/ sends him an encouraging christmas card, giving him advice and motivation to change his life
>he stops making videos for 2 years
>suddenly comes back with a new video
>he's lost a ton of weight and is now working as a chef
>instead of reviewing fast food, he's teaching you how to make delicious food from all over the world, as he now travels to become familiar with the exciting cuisine from all over the world
>he has more energy than ever before, as he is finally on Joey's World Tour

Don't stop dreaming, Joey.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 02:43:46 2014 No.6024507 >>6024368 fucking stop with this shit already. we have proven that he doesn't know anything about /joey/ stop trying to be him. I'm all for sending the real joey a card though, lets do it guys!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 02:45:30 2014 No.6024514 >>6024497 Nah Id rather laugh and cringe at his fat ass as he devours fast food and gives everything either five stars or 9.5 out of 10 while making noises reminiscent of the retarded offspring of Alvin the Chipmunk and a failing lawnmower

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 02:46:02 2014 No.6024515 >>6024497 In two years he'll be dead

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 02:46:09 2014 No.6024516 >>6024497 I'd love it if he still did reviews of the delicious gourmet shit that he would cook in his shitty SUV.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 02:47:11 2014 No.6024518 >>6024515 I dunno, people were probably saying the same thing two years ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 02:47:17 2014 No.6024519 >>6024507 >we have proven that he doesn't know anything about /joey/ Someone posted a 4chan thread link on one of his videos and Ive seen people saying theyve PMed him with links to /joey/ threads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 02:51:00 2014 No.6024531 >>6024497 I can't see him ever wooowooowwooooing over some first class meal he prepared. Fast food IS his world, hence "joey's world tour"

Anonymous Mon Dec 1 02:52:38 2014 No.6024535

>>6024518
>>6024515
The human body is really quite resilient and durable. He'll last a little while.

Addicts aren't bad people. I'm sure we all knew someone who have succumbed to the lotus flower, and for joe it's eating junk food.

Addicts are stuck in a bad loop, a behavioral pattern, and sometimes they need the shit slapped out of them, inspiration, or a nice gesture.

I think this man is honestly begging for help, and 4chan can be a place for good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 02:53:39 2014 No.6024539 >>6024531 If anything he's like Guy Fieri reviewing food in an over the top manner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 02:54:40 2014 No.6024542 Hey, JOEY! Don't kill yourself. Stop eating slop. -Anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 02:55:21 2014 No.6024544 >>6024368 You should branch out to prank vids, like going WOOWOOWOO in a five star restaurant. Love ya Joey!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 02:55:30 2014 No.6024545 >>6024338 dat milksteak... the jelly beans look undercooked tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 03:05:56 2014 No.6024570 File: 753 KB, 800x600, joeysdream.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6024368 Merry Christmas, Joey

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 03:07:35 2014 No.6024572 >>6024570 http://a.pomf.se/teohdv.webm Fucking perfect job, m80

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 03:12:02 2014 No.6024578 >>6024570 >imllying joey would drink diet pepsi Does not swing/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 03:15:44 2014 No.6024586 http://picosong.com/4gFL/ From the last thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 03:26:21 2014 No.6024609 Can we write him a letter? ill start Dear

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 03:27:09 2014 No.6024612 >>6024609 Niggers tongue my anus

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 03:27:42 2014 No.6024614 >>6024279 >tfw you realize Joey lives for his viewers and without us he would have killed himself already

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 03:28:22 2014 No.6024615 >>6024279 I refuse to believe anyone actually watches that channel, let a lone enough to have discussions about it

>>	OP Mon Dec 1 03:29:37 2014 No.6024618 >>6024609 No. Everyone can write him a little short message. see >>6024542 >>6024337

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 03:32:37 2014 No.6024624 >>6024618 Who made you the boss? >>6024609 Joe

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 03:33:31 2014 No.6024627 >>6024624 besity

>>	OP Mon Dec 1 03:35:47 2014 No.6024633 >>6024624 My idea. I'm the OP.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 03:36:30 2014 No.6024634 dear joey it's not too late buddy, ditch the fast food i'll do it with you

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 03:36:52 2014 No.6024636 >>6024633 joe pls go

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 03:37:14 2014 No.6024637 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QZJnnz0h-I This video must have been made in a happier time for Joey.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 03:37:49 2014 No.6024640 >>6024633 I don't give a fuck if youre the OP faggot. This is my thread now. How about that NIGGER? Fuck you faggot. Ill put holes in your feet you fucking fairy bitch. Bitchmade little faggot whore ill fucking fist you with my foot you fucking maggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 03:40:22 2014 No.6024644 Joey normally has a new video up by now... Is he ok?

>>	OP Mon Dec 1 03:42:30 2014 No.6024647 >>6024640 lel. reported/filtered/cyberpolice/doxxed

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 03:42:44 2014 No.6024648 >>6024644 He said he got a new video coming soon

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 03:44:16 2014 No.6024649 >>6024647 Reported

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 03:47:12 2014 No.6024659 >>6024644 see >>6024362

>>	OP Mon Dec 1 03:49:35 2014 No.6024665 >>6024659 Next time he posts in this thread we should sing him songs on vocaroo :3

Anonymous Mon Dec 1 03:58:00 2014 No.6024673

>>6024637

>that patrician taste in music

also
>yfw you realize Joey's world tour was initially going to be his documentation as he traveled, explored, and tasted the world and its wonders
>tfw he only traveled to a couple shitty missions and some shitty california pier before he utterly confined himself to sampling the local fast food scene 24/7 out of the interior of his truck

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 04:42:54 2014 No.6024729 >>6024279 mods please delete this thread

>>	OP Mon Dec 1 04:47:33 2014 No.6024734 >>6024729 >2014 >eating flyover memefood

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 05:25:30 2014 No.6024778 Joey looks like he shits a lot...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 06:35:57 2014 No.6024824 File: 242 KB, 491x616, IM BAYCK.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6024778 I bet he goes WOOWOOWOOWOO while doing so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 07:18:54 2014 No.6024857 >swinging >off the hook >WOOWOOWOOWOOW >kick-butt >MMMHMMM >[very audible chewing sounds] What other Joeyisms can we add to the list?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 07:20:57 2014 No.6024859 >>6024857 I'M BYAAAACCKK PEUHCE

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 07:30:32 2014 No.6024868 I wanna try some of his salsa, it looks tasty as fuck. Also, why did he stop making cooking videos?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 07:52:45 2014 No.6024885 >>6024857 wet farts

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 08:16:35 2014 No.6024927 Hey Joey I hope your Christmas SWINGS Love, /ck/

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 11:01:30 2014 No.6025154 >>6024279 Joey, you are in inspiration to me. To never allow myself to be as disgusting as you. Thank you for showing me the horrors of bad health choices.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 12:37:25 2014 No.6025328 IF no one has Shoop on their rig i'll go to the library and make this card, but I need more well wishes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 13:30:26 2014 No.6025432 Can we hire Chef Joey for an official /ck/ dinner party? I absolutely would fly to San Fran and sit next to you awful people just for the experience of dining with the master

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 13:38:01 2014 No.6025452 >>6025432 This sounds like a fun meet up. Potlock dinner, and black box challenges.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 13:41:10 2014 No.6025467 Who would win in a fight between Joey and Reviewbrah?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 13:45:45 2014 No.6025480 this is his greatest video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw1_1rPq2LA

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 13:47:07 2014 No.6025483 >>6025467 >joey realizes he's going to fight >adrenaline rush >heart attack

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 13:56:29 2014 No.6025512 >>6025480 what a fucking disgrace of a human being

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 14:21:39 2014 No.6025567 >>6025432 Joey could even make us hambeanerghettis

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 14:27:34 2014 No.6025584 >>6025512 and these threads are blatant spam.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 14:29:08 2014 No.6025590 >>6025584 Couldn't agree more. Commercial spam & advertising.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 14:34:05 2014 No.6025613 >>6025590 >>6025584 Because it is so hard to believe there are people out there that actually support something right? Especially something that you dont like right?

Anonymous Mon Dec 1 14:37:11 2014 No.6025621

>joey is in his car covered in fast food with his camera still recording his near lifeless body
>someone gets to him in time. After they resuscitate him at the hospital and Joey springs back to life he looks up confused and scared. He brings his hands to his face. The confused look on his face fades into a child like bliss and smirk. He crosses his fingers and says III'MMMM BBAAAYYYCCCCKKKK!!HAHAHA!!!WOOWOWOOWOO!!

I'm sorry, I had to bring this over from the other thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 14:38:12 2014 No.6025626 >>6024857 BONELESS CHICKINNNNNNNN!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 14:38:52 2014 No.6025630 >>6025613 why would anyone in a normal state of mind "support" this whale of a piece of shit? Joey's a retard and anyone who can stomach watching his videos should be castrated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 14:41:00 2014 No.6025635 >>6025630 woowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoo!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 14:42:16 2014 No.6025640 File: 9 KB, 240x210, herb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6024279 Where /pol/ when you actually need them ? Fk this fat ** clickbait c* for shitting up /ck/

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 15:08:03 2014 No.6025689 >>6025480 Imagine walking to your car and looking over to see this blob making chimp noises.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 15:10:38 2014 No.6025695 >>6024497 he already is a chef https://www.linkedin.com/in/josephhernandez5678

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 15:12:04 2014 No.6025697 >>6025689 I'm pretty sure he makes effort to park far away from other people.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 15:13:33 2014 No.6025700 >>6025697 and when he doesn't he puts a shirt over his window

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 15:19:41 2014 No.6025722 do you think joey's ever had sex

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 15:21:31 2014 No.6025725 >>6025722 since he has children it seems quite likely that he has, though it's clearly been at least a decade.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 15:41:59 2014 No.6025783 >By the time you watch this video I will be dead. I want to thank everyone who has supported me and made this world tour something special. God bless you all. Is this really the end?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 15:42:19 2014 No.6025785 File: 56 KB, 382x284, 1383162849146.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6025725 Aww I didn't know he had kids. That makes me like him even more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 15:45:41 2014 No.6025798 >>6024857 Princess burger "COME ON"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 15:49:52 2014 No.6025812 >>6025785 But they don't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 15:53:15 2014 No.6025824 I'm only stopping in this thread to make a formal request that all future threads about this disgusting pig have the subject /joey/ just like this so I can easily filter them. Thanks for your cooperation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 15:54:02 2014 No.6025828 >>6025812 That usually happens in a broken family. I blame the one with custody poisoning their kids minds against the other parent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 15:54:33 2014 No.6025831 >>6025798 >>6024885 >>6024859 >>6024857 >>6025626 /joey/ soundboard when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 16:08:42 2014 No.6025869 File: 918 KB, 600x795, jimjams.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6025630 >>6025590 >>6025584 this only furthers the identity as joey supporters.. nothing helps form identity better than external aggression

Anonymous Mon Dec 1 17:08:49 2014 No.6025996

i'm the one who is doing the animation (though that will take a few months to do). i'll draw him something that i can post later tonight. i actually drew a pencil drawing of him a month ago, but i made it look too serious and i don't think people could tell it was a joke. i actually posted it on his fb and he thanked me for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 17:13:13 2014 No.6026007 >>6025996 Glad you are spending your time in a productive manner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 17:13:52 2014 No.6026008 >>6025996 it was not supposed to be a mean joke, just a joke in the "bad fan art" kind of sense

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 17:17:42 2014 No.6026018 >>6026007 i think it could be a good animation, maybe even watchable for those who don't know joey. it was really cool that some random dude made that piece of audio for it, too. a nice little collaboration.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 17:21:37 2014 No.6026029 File: 58 KB, 512x401, 1410920927972.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6025480 i wonder if enough /ck/alifornians ordered the "monkey style" burger and explained what it was, it would be on the unofficial official secret menu

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 17:52:48 2014 No.6026108 File: 134 KB, 579x1000, for joey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 18:08:53 2014 No.6026160 >>6026108 Ok I get the /ck/, and the swings. Gonna need some help on the others

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 18:17:31 2014 No.6026181 >>6026160 top says 'hey joey'

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 18:24:23 2014 No.6026192 File: 448 KB, 1024x775, joeysmall.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 18:25:30 2014 No.6026197 >>6024279 New Vid is up broeys!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsBFaRD-J24&list=UUC9uqoIkY8Nd7J9Gnk98W1w

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 18:26:44 2014 No.6026198 >>6026197 Don't forget its companion piece https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRECfjh6-e4

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 18:26:58 2014 No.6026200 >>6026197 WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 18:29:24 2014 No.6026208 >>6026197 Being next to an actual white person truly highlights Joey's hispanicness

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 18:29:43 2014 No.6026209 >>6026197 >>6026198 what the hell is going on

>>	Joe !xi8/JKFwzo Mon Dec 1 18:31:59 2014 No.6026218 >>6026197 Hope you like it gang! Wooooooooo!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 18:35:03 2014 No.6026230 >>6026209 JOEY'S GOING AWF

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 18:37:19 2014 No.6026239 >>6026198 Watching Joey operate a knife and fork is the hardest laugh I've had in a while

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 18:56:28 2014 No.6026286 >>6026197 For God's sake, Ken, you have a wife and son to think about. Why stoop this low?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:03:11 2014 No.6026298 >>6026197 >ken visibly uncomfortable >julia child >rrrrica no actual review, just a video of 2 grown men eating tacos in a car jesus

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:07:19 2014 No.6026313 >>6026192 but...he hates mcdonalds

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:08:35 2014 No.6026316 >>6026298 2dep4u

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:09:19 2014 No.6026319 >>6026192 >you will never go to space in Joey's van Also yeah, replace the McDonalds logo with In N Out or something

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:10:55 2014 No.6026321 >>6026108 Second row is slash ck slash /ck/

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:22:09 2014 No.6026349 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsBFaRD-J24 When contrasted with Ken Domik straight guy, you can really see how crazy Joey is

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:29:06 2014 No.6026370 >>6026313 >>6026319 does he really hate it that much? i thought the one he hated the most was burger king, he never gives them a 5

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:35:52 2014 No.6026385 >>6024279 What video is that? Looks gross.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:38:44 2014 No.6026390 >>6026349 >that restrained "woowoowoo"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 20:17:34 2014 No.6026474 >>6026370 he hates their going healthy direction.... before he tried to go healthy.

Anonymous Mon Dec 1 22:38:07 2014 No.6026850
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You can tell Joey's only really happy around Ken simply because he isn't alone for once

He must've been crushed once Ken left, knowing that he'd have to go back to his life of dumping buckets of water on himself in his van

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 22:53:22 2014 No.6026885 File: 509 KB, 742x706, woowoowooowooowowoowow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When Joey has his hand free he always holds on to his pants. Why is that?

Anonymous Mon Dec 1 23:07:04 2014 No.6026919
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>>6024279
I'd like to contribute to the card.

At the least, please add the following text.

Merry Yuletide Joey,
I hope this card finds you well! Though it may not seem so, you are an inspiration to many of us, myself included. It takes guts to put yourself on Youtube and it takes bravery to begin to face your personal demons. We all have demons, problems that haunt us and seem intractable. We can all do as you have decided to do and recognize those demons for what they are, behaviors that we have the power to change. You are a good man Joey and I hope that you know that. Stay strong, get stronger and remember that we are out here. We are out here cheering for you and wishing you a good morning every single day, even though you cannot always hear us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 23:12:45 2014 No.6026930 Dear Joey, Remove Kebab love, Serbia

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 23:23:39 2014 No.6026955 File: 34 KB, 828x194, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6026197

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 23:23:44 2014 No.6026956 >>6026197 Looks like Joey had a really good time, I'm glad he went to a non-chain place. Now I know about a decent taco place in santa barbara and that makes this probably the best review he's ever done despite the crappy Julia Child thing he did.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 23:30:56 2014 No.6026964 File: 50 KB, 600x450, 1416730030538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will post card around this time tomorrow. Still need a lot more well wishers.

Anonymous Mon Dec 1 23:41:59 2014 No.6026980

>>6026964
Hola (that means "Hello" in Swahili) Joey

I know the holidays can be rough for a lot of people (myself included) and sometimes it can be difficult to think of reasons for continuing on.

Merry Christmas Joey, your food reviews have made me a better person.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 23:46:21 2014 No.6026990 pisst...flyover bitches have low standards GET SOMMMME

Anonymous Mon Dec 1 23:47:29 2014 No.6026994

>>6026964
i'll second this anon (>>6026919).

joey—
the internet has brought us the ability to make comments without a face; most people, myself included, will abuse others with this privilege. no one became well-known without detractors, but i hope you know that there are genuine people out here who support you and wish the best for you.

happy christmas and winter season!

Anonymous Mon Dec 1 23:58:16 2014 No.6027012

Most annoying thing is this new shirt he started to wear (probably a fag idea from Ken to get Joey to promote his channel more). Why the fuck does it say, "I am back!"? HE DOESN'T SAY, HE SAYS "I'M BACK!" How do you fuck up two words? Illiterate fat piece of shit!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 23:58:22 2014 No.6027013 >>6026955 Damn ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 00:00:04 2014 No.6027018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW1zeM5Hatk 3:01 Looks like there might actually be some merit to those accusations of Joey's ties to /pol/

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 00:00:16 2014 No.6027019 File: 6 KB, 250x231, 1415058296027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what does he look like from the waist down?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 00:03:30 2014 No.6027028 File: 455 KB, 459x680, 1416091224941.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6027019

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 00:05:33 2014 No.6027031 >>6026197 My favorite part is Joey saying he would have parachuted in to take part in Ken's food tour, just the mental image of Joey floating down on a paracute woowoowoowwoooing they whole way down is hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 00:06:50 2014 No.6027034 >>6026385 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM8kH_AQCSg

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 00:07:21 2014 No.6027036 >>6027031 I would love to see that

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 00:07:44 2014 No.6027037 >>6027028 >george foreman

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 00:10:18 2014 No.6027041 >>6027012 It's on his youtube channel cover too, but I think it's spelled I'AM BACK on there...no kidding.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 00:16:31 2014 No.6027055 >>6025630 >castrated be careful with dem edgy words Marty, you might say something that you did not intend :O

>>	Rcase1285@yahoo.com Tue Dec 2 00:28:48 2014 No.6027076 File: 69 KB, 640x317, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6027012 >>6027041 >I'AM BACK

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 00:33:58 2014 No.6027083 File: 69 KB, 640x317, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6027012 >>6027041 >I'AM BACK

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 00:35:30 2014 No.6027084 >>6027041 It really is spelled "I'AM BACK" !!!! LMFAO! Oh Joey...I love you

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 00:35:38 2014 No.6027085 >>6027083 >based joey he really can fit the entire earth into his belly

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 00:51:43 2014 No.6027105 quick sketch of /joey/ may he always come bayyyyyck

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 00:54:09 2014 No.6027109 File: 41 KB, 500x250, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6027085 Oh shit!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 00:58:06 2014 No.6027120 File: 1.09 MB, 2432x2377, _20141201_215004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6027105 damn it

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 01:01:56 2014 No.6027130 File: 39 KB, 590x786, YzIdSRd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >bayyyyy/ck/

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 01:07:15 2014 No.6027145 File: 50 KB, 485x480, kfc-mashed-potatoes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6027120 Oh god, my sides

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 01:50:44 2014 No.6027281 >>6027120 did you put the sadness in his eyes and the tear falling on purpose? or was that subliminal?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 03:26:02 2014 No.6027491 >>6026955 Jesus Christ that's depressing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 04:07:26 2014 No.6027560 >>6026955 suicide on christmas eve confirmed

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 04:56:04 2014 No.6027641 >>6024281 Any pics of that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 05:18:29 2014 No.6027674 >>6026390 >that restrained bite

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 05:37:05 2014 No.6027685 File: 88 KB, 942x404, a lot of cocaine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] looks like joey is into that whole yale thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 06:39:30 2014 No.6027771 File: 79 KB, 1897x428, Joey and the X files.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6026218 >tfw when "Joey" will never threaten/curse you out in /x/

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 07:20:54 2014 No.6027820 >>6024535 >> 4chan can be a place for good. Either you're trolling in hardcore mode or you're really this delusion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 07:24:42 2014 No.6027824 >>6027820 i think /ck/ at least could be. it's by far the best board here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 07:45:09 2014 No.6027838 >>6027824 dohoho

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 10:30:30 2014 No.6028099 >>6026029 >unofficial official secret menu is the secret menu a way for people to feel less bad about eating this stuff?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 10:34:54 2014 No.6028111 >>6026108 The broken hoes and rotating plane, what does it mean?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 10:56:09 2014 No.6028137 >>6024279 i never understood why there were so many negative comments on his youtube videos. i like watching them and the way he eats and his intro is happy. the sausage video was quite disturbing and made me sad

Anonymous Tue Dec 2 11:12:42 2014 No.6028153

>>6024279
All right, I'm tired of seeing this shit on the front page.

What the fuck is Joey even eating in the OP? Link to the video? It looks disgusting, but I can't tell if he is vomiting that up or if he's trying to eat it. Either way, it's fucking disgusting and I want to know what it is to clear my mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 11:15:52 2014 No.6028157 >>6028153 raw chorizo

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 11:23:21 2014 No.6028175 >>6028153 The Nutella one is worse.

Anonymous Tue Dec 2 11:33:40 2014 No.6028197
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>>6028175
I've seen the Nutella one, they're both pretty disgusting, but the Nutella one probably wins just because that seems like it would make me feel like shit for days. It didn't even look like he swallowed any of the chorizo.

>>6028157
Thanks for clearing that up. Also, what the fuck. That guy really is depressed. Feel better, Joey, and for the love of God don't ever do that shit again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 13:14:12 2014 No.6028410 >>6027281 the sadness wasn't intentional, but now that i look at it I wonder if its possible to illustrate joey without it

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 14:12:07 2014 No.6028518 File: 471 KB, 600x674, Screen Shot 2014-12-02 at 2.11.04 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did anyone else catch Joey looking into the wrong camera during his review with Ken?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 14:24:59 2014 No.6028558 >>6028518 This is one of the saddest pictures I have ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 14:28:30 2014 No.6028568 >>6024612 I fucking died reading this

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 14:30:27 2014 No.6028571 >>6026197 I love how you can tell he's actually laughing when he's with Ken. In all his other videos his laugh is so forced it's not even funny.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 14:32:04 2014 No.6028575 >>6026964 Joey, Although I can't stomach your videos, you're okay. yeah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 14:45:04 2014 No.6028609 File: 1021 KB, 500x271, 1417249900169.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6028518 >literal gut table

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 15:03:59 2014 No.6028675 >>6028518 He also got the name backwards when HE was the one who suggested they go there. Ken had to tell him which camera they were "signing off" in. His keys are on his tummy-table.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 15:05:37 2014 No.6028683 >>6028675 >bilateral

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 15:27:23 2014 No.6028773 >>6028683 Damn, I knew I was forgetting something!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 15:31:59 2014 No.6028785 File: 28 KB, 801x534, 55860__jj_jameson_laughing_meme-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6028518 >stretchy pants

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 16:12:53 2014 No.6028868 How much does Joey weigh? Any bet-takers?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 16:19:19 2014 No.6028882 >>6028868 400

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 16:20:51 2014 No.6028885 >2011+3 >not realizing that Joey's World Tour is a conceptual art project

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 16:51:29 2014 No.6028932 File: 246 KB, 481x365, King-Size_Homer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6028785 Oh god I just noticed that. How long until Joey goes muumuu and cape?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 17:03:28 2014 No.6028959 >>6028882 That's not nearly enough, try 450 maybe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 17:13:23 2014 No.6028975 >>6028111 Yeah, that line and the one after it are kinda a stretch. The green thing is a pea, if that helps.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 17:43:22 2014 No.6029020 >>6028975 hoPe. I get that one now, still not sure on the plane

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 17:43:53 2014 No.6029021 File: 46 KB, 441x62, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6026198 >that fat gut that hangs out

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 17:45:03 2014 No.6029023 >>6028885 >conceptual art project >not avant-garde performance art

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 17:47:58 2014 No.6029028 >>6026198 Ken is serious and informative about what he eats, Joey's just an obnoxious idiot, you see Ken just flat out start ignoring his attempts to be funny and moving through it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 17:52:01 2014 No.6029032 >>6025480 GO MONKEY STYLE WOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 17:53:19 2014 No.6029037 >>6029020 That's one of an aircraft's "principal axes". The photos are a group of Cree people, and Catholic mass. Like I said, pretty bad, but it was the best I could come up with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 17:57:19 2014 No.6029050 File: 453 KB, 609x677, wooooooo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6029028

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 18:10:04 2014 No.6029090 File: 115 KB, 274x348, 1413345510968.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6029028 >Ken is serious about greasy fast food because he's an autistic canadian >Joey realizes what fast food is and just tries to be entertaining Based Joey

Anonymous Tue Dec 2 18:14:56 2014 No.6029097

>>6029028

Ken also delivers food to homeless shelters, which is admirable. But he records this and puts it on YouTube for everyone to see. So does that mean he really is a good person? Or he just wants people to think he is? Character is what you do when nobody is looking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 18:15:49 2014 No.6029098 >>6029090 Cum just flew from my testicals...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 18:29:08 2014 No.6029131 >>6029037 So if I'm not mistaken: Hey Joey, /ck/ Hope hope principal axis Cree mass Swings

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 18:49:18 2014 No.6029168 >>6029032 monkey style gang WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOO

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 19:00:03 2014 No.6029179 >>6029097 That's impossible because G-d is always watching.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 19:02:39 2014 No.6029184 >>6024281 when did he make videos of him being depressed

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 19:06:18 2014 No.6029192 >>6029097 >Character is what you do when nobody is looking. Apparently I've had a lot more character since I started working from home.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 19:52:41 2014 No.6029286 >Tfw all I looked fgorward to today is posting with broies in /joey/ god help

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 20:06:22 2014 No.6029310 Joey would be pretty handsome if he wasn't fat

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 20:54:47 2014 No.6029427 File: 259 KB, 439x346, 1416099334467.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6029310 Yeah, but instead of handsome he decided on being a sexy beast.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 22:41:24 2014 No.6029689 File: 409 KB, 643x757, Screen Shot 2014-12-02 at 10.40.25 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've always wondered what's with the line on his tongue Is that a diabetes thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 22:46:22 2014 No.6029706 >>6029689 stretch marks

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 22:52:36 2014 No.6029718 File: 461 KB, 668x773, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSmNa9AooKc#t=292 Why is this the first time I'm seeing this? Holy shit, Joey being insane really isn't a new thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 23:13:40 2014 No.6029755 File: 1.99 MB, 238x178, spaghett.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6029090 >mfw joey is the greatest artist of our generation

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 23:14:44 2014 No.6029757 >>6029097 He could do that to serve as an example for people. Who knows, maybe his subscribers have donated to food shelters because of him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 23:17:51 2014 No.6029764 >>6029718 >they swing >5/5 >woowoowoowoowoowoowoo >3 mini woo's >you're gonna love these gang Damn I really need to try those wings

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 23:17:56 2014 No.6029766 >>6029718 I don't even

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 23:19:14 2014 No.6029769 >>6029718 >>6029766 You niggas don't know this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ozd6W1wyzo

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 23:20:19 2014 No.6029770 >>6029689 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fissured_tongue

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 23:22:12 2014 No.6029774 File: 49 KB, 300x308, 1130.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6029769 >tfw joey is educating a new generation on the subject of mid 20th century american comedy

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 23:23:13 2014 No.6029777 >>6029769 I didn't but it's still an odd thing to see him do

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 23:25:31 2014 No.6029783 File: 108 KB, 753x613, Ric uguu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6029770 >also known as "scrotal tongue"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 23:27:11 2014 No.6029785 File: 10 KB, 300x230, th (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6029689 egg

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 23:31:12 2014 No.6029788 >>6029770 "Fissured tongue is seen in most patients with Down syndrome." Welp, now we know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 23:33:01 2014 No.6029793 File: 1.66 MB, 319x237, out.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6029783 /ck/ is an accepting community but underage b8 should fuck off

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 23:37:23 2014 No.6029800 >>6026930 what is this? serbs dont remove kebab they suck it

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 00:54:04 2014 No.6029938 9/11 was an inside job. I'm Baaaaaaaaccccccckkk!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 00:56:37 2014 No.6029942 >>6029938 >not I'AM BACK

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 01:03:28 2014 No.6029959 >>6029793 >/ck/ is an accepting community By the standards of like /v/ or /pol/ maybe

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 02:01:18 2014 No.6030060 >>6029942 >Flight 175: "I'AM BACK"

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 02:22:19 2014 No.6030085 File: 294 KB, 462x473, Screen Shot 2014-10-22 at 9.52.49 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Usually his Wednesday video would be up by now Has Joey finally ended it all, gang?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 02:45:12 2014 No.6030113 >>6030085 >Has Joey finally ended it all, gang? no

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 02:54:20 2014 No.6030124 >>6030085 I hope not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 03:34:27 2014 No.6030155 >>6030085 The day he releases a teary eyed thank you video will be the day joey's world tour will come to a close ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 04:07:53 2014 No.6030178 >>6029769 intredasting >tfw you learn something new everyday in based joey threads

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 04:10:56 2014 No.6030181 File: 27 KB, 389x388, 1312108107498.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6025480 >IM BYYYYEEAACK >gluttonous devised concoction of a sandwich >monkey style >15/10 >WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOO >lechuga

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 04:12:48 2014 No.6030184 >>6030181 >monkey style any idea why? it has nothing to do with monkeys

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 04:17:22 2014 No.6030192 >>6030184 not sure, but probably because you put animal fries inside the burger

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 10:10:54 2014 No.6030606 >>6030184 Because it makes you go MONKEY MONKEY! MONKEY! MONKEY! WOOWOOWOOWOO

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 10:44:07 2014 No.6030636 >>6030085 There's been flooding and mudslides throughout coastal California. He may not be able to drive around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 10:53:22 2014 No.6030648 File: 93 KB, 960x540, i'm byaaaaaaaaaack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Joey is blatantly ripping off Kyle's cousin from South Park. Is he doing it unintentionally and thinking he is original?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 11:38:27 2014 No.6030720 >>6030636 Should we be concerned for his safety?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 12:52:48 2014 No.6030845 >>6030720 Nah. Joey is extremely buoyant

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 14:40:02 2014 No.6031144 >>6029800 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU Serbs want to remove kebab but they can't

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 14:42:03 2014 No.6031149 >>6030648 Is that where it came from? I thought it came from something stupid like Leave it to Beaver or Sandlot or something

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 20:53:26 2014 No.6032239 linked from joey's twitter... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xlK-GQaZvU

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 21:08:33 2014 No.6032293 >>6025785 They are land whales too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 21:19:24 2014 No.6032322 >>6029769 That made me laugh. Wish i was a kid when this type of comedy wad on tv.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 00:02:02 2014 No.6032889 >>6030085 new hot dog video is up...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 00:04:45 2014 No.6032894 File: 1.36 MB, 1428x809, Screen Shot 2014-12-04 at 12.03.57 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6032889 First fucking frame https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muAc50s__r0 I wonder if Joey misses Ken?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 00:07:50 2014 No.6032899 >>6026319 i think thats meant to be snowflakes at night how would joey get into space?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 00:24:19 2014 No.6032943 >>6024885 Does he actually fart in his videos?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 00:36:54 2014 No.6032981 >>6032894 He really does seem alot less happy without someone else there. Ken needs to let Joey come live with him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 00:40:13 2014 No.6032988 >>6032981 He really does, Joey's even wearing the same shirt he wore with Ken, trying to recreate that perfect day.

>>	Joe !xi8/JKFwzo Thu Dec 4 01:18:58 2014 No.6033076 >>6032239 I encourage friends to throw up a video and let me know if you agree with my ratings! Thanks gang!

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 01:35:10 2014 No.6033102

Do you guys notice Joey always wears a shirt under his "Joey's World Tour" shirt?

Do you think he throws the shirt on just before turning on the camera or does he wear it while he orders?

I'm thinking he puts it on right before and doesn't want to be seen in public with it on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 01:44:43 2014 No.6033127 >>6033076 seriously, dude, no one believes you're actually Joey. It was funny at first, but now you're just shitposting

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 01:47:06 2014 No.6033133 does anyone else find it funny that joey doesn't like french fries

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 01:50:59 2014 No.6033142 >>6033076 Don't worry about the haters Joey! We love you :3

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 01:51:40 2014 No.6033144 >>6033102 I want to see a video of him ordering the food and eating inside

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 01:57:10 2014 No.6033157 Deep fried whale on a stick - japan A few unidentifiable objects from the sea - japan >fucking japan Ox tail + foie gras sliders (mixed with beef). Not weird but unique and damn good. - Spanish (as in mother fucking Spain) in the US

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 02:03:02 2014 No.6033174 Is this the hot dog eating guy?

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 02:06:44 2014 No.6033182

>>6033174
No that's Joey Chestnuts. I assume you mean the Nathan's hotdog eater contest guy, am I correct?

>>6033144
That would be cool, but don't you think it'd be weird to bust out a camera in public and start to scream:

>HEY EVERYONE THIS JOEY FROM JOEY'S WORLD TOUR
>I'AM BYYAAAAAAACK!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 02:10:17 2014 No.6033191 File: 1.69 MB, 320x184, 2262 - Raw gif hunter_hearst_helmsley rage wwe.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6033182 >> I'AM Fucking Joey

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 02:11:21 2014 No.6033198 >>6033182 It would be weird but interesting, at least I would like to see him ordering food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 02:12:25 2014 No.6033201 >>6033182 Ken did a video once where he ate the entire fucking value menu inside a Wendy's. Alone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 02:14:26 2014 No.6033207 >>6033191 Haha! I'm glad someone caught that I put that in there ;) >>6033201 But that's not Joey.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 02:32:10 2014 No.6033238

>>6033182
>>6033191
I'm still really confused about that shit, in his vids he obviously says I'm back, albeit in a drawn out kiddy like fashion. (II'MMM BBYYYAAACCKK) However his shirts say "I AM BACK", and his Youtube cover has the hilarious "I'AM BACK". Why can't Joey get his own catchphrases right?

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 02:36:52 2014 No.6033244

>>6033238
Because Joey. Seriously though, other than saying because he's Joey, I cannot give you a logical reason because Joey is not a logical person.

Also thank you! You are seriously the first person to "agree" with me on the spelling of 'back' in the sense of which Joey says it. Everyone on this board writes it 'BAAAYCK' when it should clearly be 'BYYAAACK' with the Y infront of the A.

I know it's super nitpicky but it still bugs me people do it anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 05:28:41 2014 No.6033550 look how fast he jugs that bottle of soda down http://youtu.be/aXCC53wzSDg?t=3m33s

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 06:33:52 2014 No.6033630 >>6033550 >can't go wrong for $100 It's simple things like these that make me keep watching Joey.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 10:31:04 2014 No.6033915 I am so sick of seeing this unsightly, obese and often disgustingly food-smeared face in the catalog. Fuck all of you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 10:49:39 2014 No.6033931 >>6033915 Please no bully

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 11:00:51 2014 No.6033946 >>6033931 Relax kid. If i wanted you bullied you'd be bullied by now. Really though, i feel like i get to complain when i come here to look at delicious foodstuffs and get greeted with that face every time. Bad and should feel bad etc

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 14:09:23 2014 No.6034288 >>6033550 God damn how did he do that? >>6033630 I agree. It's his little fuck ups that make him Joey

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 14:23:01 2014 No.6034309 >>6033915 lil nigga frontin but he aint shit -joey

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 14:26:21 2014 No.6034314 >>6033244 I have a degree in linguistics and I support your opinion, it's definitely "byack".

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 16:17:44 2014 No.6034512 >>6033946 >>6033915 >"I'm a redditor pleboid that can't handle geniuses that elevate food reviewing to art"

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 16:37:51 2014 No.6034540 >>6032894 >joey trying to keep his mouth closed as he chews have the comments been getting to him? seems unlike joey to care

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:03:16 2014 No.6034592 >>6034314 Look out guys, he's got a Linguistics degree. Any regular Joe Shmoe with phonemic awareness could have told you that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:02:56 2014 No.6034733 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSbZQr8HySE&list=UUJNtkDAqZBwJF4GKVD-5QKw#t=247 Where were you when Joey became famous? Turns out Joey is actually a part of #TeamDaym

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:05:14 2014 No.6034736 >>6034733 Fuck, read the comments Everyone hates Joey How's that Christmas card coming along?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:12:17 2014 No.6034759 >>6034736 I'm also curious about the christmas card. Also does anyone have anymore fan art of Joey or his mystical space van? The ones posted before had me in stitches.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:31:16 2014 No.6034941 >>6034733 We knew Joey was a part of Team Daym already? What new info are you trying to give us?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:38:31 2014 No.6034961 >>6034941 People were saying that he was using the intro without permission and ran the Team Daym facebook page by himself

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:04:39 2014 No.6035018 >>6034733 Old news, Yadon. Also, is there really an audience for people sitting in their cars reviewing junk food? It's so dull, at least Joey is an interesting enough trainwreck to keep it amusing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:43:24 2014 No.6035257 File: 128 KB, 579x523, 1417232969865.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6034733 Man imagine if they kick him off and he reads the comments?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:44:09 2014 No.6035259 >>6024279 Typical flyover pleb thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:51:58 2014 No.6035285 >>6032894 >Culinary Institute of America So did he actually attend there?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:07:00 2014 No.6035342 >>6033133 It's clearly a wise decision on his part. Had he partaken of french fries over the years he would have died half a decade ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:13:27 2014 No.6035362 >>6035259 keep forcin it bro

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:17:48 2014 No.6035386 >>6035362 The only thing forced is your flyover pleb internet connection struggling to process a Chinese cartoon image board. Seriously look into moving to somewhere that isn't hopelessly flyover

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:00:06 2014 No.6035738 NEW VIDEO! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2wsUBIRGdo

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:06:41 2014 No.6035746 >>6034733 WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOO

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:08:24 2014 No.6035749 >>6035738 It actually looks like a better sandwich than you could get at fucking subway

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:19:41 2014 No.6035765

After seeing most of his food "reviews", I have yet to see him make one fucking edit. It's just one long video from start to finish and if you slur or sound like an idiot-- 2bad4you. Guy even just keeps recording when he gets the wrong sandwich and just rants. Lazy... or genius?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:20:53 2014 No.6035767 >>6035765 lazy without a doubt I only watch because of how pathetic and awkward he is

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:30:31 2014 No.6035782 >>6034733 Poor Joey is going full damage control in the comment section.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:36:08 2014 No.6035795

>>6035738

>It's the BK---
>It's the thing from New Burger King!
>The Yumbo!?
>Who knows where the name comes?
>It's Yumbalicious
>Hoaaagie bun
>The American cheese tastes beautiful
>Black-forest ham
>Ham and Cheese is Peas and Carrots
>YEE-EEE-EEE I don't wanna play no foosball

>Scale from 1 to 5, I like this a lot it's a 4 on Joey's Richter scale

>I hope you're getting ready to enjoy the holidays because I'm not!

Oh god... the man is crumbling before our eyes

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:38:08 2014 No.6035799 >>6035795 >I hope you're getting ready to enjoy the holidays because I'm not! I got Emola from that comment

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:38:57 2014 No.6035801
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>>6034733

4:22 : Joey says it just came out today on December 29th. Mother fucking time traveler confirmed, and his fat is necessary to keep warmth because traveling through the ripples of time require passage through nearly absolute zero temperatures in subspace..

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:46:30 2014 No.6035808 >>6024308 I've actually been working on that exact project for a while now, lol.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:49:14 2014 No.6035814 How about we follow the /a/ sings tradition and sing a Christmas Carol for Joey. c'mon /broeys/, let's do this for him. If anyone is interested I'll make a place for you to all send your files to me and I'll put it together and send it to him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:51:03 2014 No.6035818 >>6033076 Joey do you want us to sing for you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:53:25 2014 No.6035821 >>6035818 he needs it

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:45:23 2014 No.6035912
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>>6035738
Jesus fucking Christ, he's really scraping the bottom right about now, isn't he?

He's going to kill himself before Christmas is my bet. Unless his weight gets him first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:48:56 2014 No.6035917 >>6035814 holy hell, we need to do something for him. He ended his Yumbo video with "Hope you're all preparing for the holidays, I know I'm not." Depressing stuff. I'd be down to sing him a song.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:06:09 2014 No.6035945

>>6032894
>>6035285

>culinary institute of america

Reminder: Joey can handily outcook anyone in /ck

Reminder: Joey is an actual chef first and foremost, besides a leading and endearing youtube celebrity

Reminder: Joey is a professional and dedicates his life to cooking

Reminder: Joey could create dishes that would make you go MONKEY STYLE

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:14:56 2014 No.6035961 >>6033550 >look how fast he jugs that bottle of soda down >>6034288 >God damn how did he do that? It's not even fast. Have you ever chugged a beer or watched someone else chug a beer? Get out more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:15:40 2014 No.6035963 File: 1.19 MB, 332x344, 1415562680456.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6035738 >that ebola pass

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:15:58 2014 No.6035964 >>6034288 >fuck ups i'm pretty sure that was a joke. maybe you don't understand things as much as you think you do

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:17:24 2014 No.6035972 >>6033550 Joey made me go out and buy a Frosty's blue cream soda..

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:17:27 2014 No.6035973 >>6035795 you're trying so hard to make him more interesting than he really is

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:19:55 2014 No.6035981
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Those fucking fingernails.

You know, I might believe that Joey is fat and happy. But these nails just show that he's high anxiety and that he tends to harm himself. Sad, sad dude.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:21:44 2014 No.6035985

>>6035973

>Joey isn't entertaining/interesting

Look. He posted it again. There he goes. Isn't he so clever? I want Reviewbrah to leave. Can't handle the fact that Joey is actually entertaining and a genuine bro? Too bad, kid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odyES42TkeI&list=UUC9uqoIkY8Nd7J9Gnk98W1w

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:28:32 2014 No.6035993 >>6035985 I'm not saying Joey isn't entertaining, I'm saying that he's not "crumbling before our eyes" or "going off the deep end" he's just an obnoxious retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:29:47 2014 No.6035996 >>6034733 he's so nervous and trying so hard in this video, like this was his big chance to gain everyone's acceptance and validation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:37:46 2014 No.6036017 >>6035738 he looks like he had a good cry before this one this was unstable by joey's standards

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:38:54 2014 No.6036024 >>6036017 I'm sayin'. That's why we should do something for him. I mean, it's our human duty, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:44:14 2014 No.6036038 >>6036017 >tips le armchair psychologist hat

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:47:26 2014 No.6036043 >>6036038 his face is all red and puffy and he starts the video off in an odd voice- either he was exercising or crying prior to making this which do you think is more likely? keep in mind this is joey

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:51:16 2014 No.6036052 >>6036043 He's also morbidly obese, so it's possible he was just exhausted from getting into his van.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:53:34 2014 No.6036055 why do people even make these videos? They're doing free PR for giant corporations and getting nothing in return

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:00:14 2014 No.6036067

>>6036055
Nothing in return? You get like $120 USD for 30k views from Google AdSense. That's why Joey puts up with all the shit, to generate more views and feed his fast food addiction (because no sensible company will hire someone that can't sit in a normal chair without breaking it and becoming a legal liability)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:00:49 2014 No.6036069 >>6036017 >>6036043 >implying he doesn't cry before every video he makes This is nothing new for Joey...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:01:41 2014 No.6036072 bump limit guys

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:23:50 2014 No.6036422 http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=78523653 Is this real? Or is it a troll profile using Joey's username?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:56:12 2014 No.6036472 >>6036422 I really doubt Joey would put "Joey's World Tour" near any of his dating site profiles, then they'd find his nutella video, and no female is that freaky

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:07:39 2014 No.6036602 >>6035961 I have chugged and funneled beer. I however enjoy beer and doing that was fun. Doing that to a soda however...no thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:56:25 2014 No.6036685 >>6036052 Yeah it's more likely he was just winded from struggling to put his official World Tour tshirt on before filming

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:53:56 2014 No.6036808 >>6034512 I expected such "joey is epic lol" responses. I guess you connect with him in a way us standard weight folk will just never understand.

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