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>be in trendy bullshit burger place (the food is good)
>sipping my water and eating my burger
>dreadlocked hipster girl at table next to me nasaly phneeves
>"cun I gut sum hullundaise suhce"

>> No.6011012

>>6011009
you wanted to have sex with her but you didnt: the post

>> No.6011051

>>6011009
i saw u post this on /fa/

i dont really understand, but who the fuck asks for a side of hollandaise?

>> No.6011330

>>6011051
Northern Europeans generally. I lived in Norway for a few years and the fuckers drown their pizza with Bernaise saus, regardless of toppings. Probably explains why my gf insisted on once making a cream based pasta sauce with chorizo against my advice.

>> No.6011335

>water with a burger
>absolutelydisgusting.jpg

>> No.6011344

>>6011335

>he drinks soda
>he voluntarily gives himself higher risk of fatal disease

>> No.6011348

>>6011344
>He thinks soda and water are the only options.
>Being this pleb.

>> No.6011360
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6011360

>>6011009
>phneeves
>8/10

>> No.6011363

>>6011009
underage b&, drinking age is 12 in your shitcountry

>> No.6011365

>>6011348
>implying juice is any healthier
>implying beer is any healthier
What else am I missing?

>> No.6011366

>>6011365
>eating a burger
>concerned about health
>laughingsluts.jpg

>> No.6011431

>>6011012
lol'd

>> No.6012498

>>6011330
>cream based pasta sauce with chorizo
hehe...