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Was at chipotle today and was getting a burrito bowl. Dude gave me a tiny bit of rice so I asked for some extra, and he still barely gave many. And it wasn't like they were waiting for more rice. That motherfucker was packed. I said, "come on, man. Hook it up with more rice, you barely gave me any."

He said, "I'm sorry, sir, but I've given you enough. If you want more you'll have to pay extra."

I hastily replied, "First off, I've been coming here for years, and I've always received more rice than this in the initial scoop. Secondly, I've never heard of paying more for asking for extra anything aside from meat or guacamole. I think you're just making that up."

He replied, "No, it's in the rules."

I told him, "Go fuck yourself you inbred. Let me speak with your manager."

He brought his manager over and I explained the situation. He was fired and I received a free meal.

>> No.6004577
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6004577

go to chipotle ask for rice
are you asian ??

>> No.6004584

Mfw when i get lbs of Chipotle's meats for free once a week

>> No.6004590

im trying to imagine someone actually saying "go fuck yourself" in public. yummy.

but 0/10 for shilling, cant get me jews

>> No.6004637

>>6004572
if this is true, you probably could have gotten your rice without being rude or getting the poor guy fired

>> No.6004894

Cool, where do I subscribe?

>> No.6004896

>>6004572
>ITT: irrelevant flyover stories

>> No.6004907

I know someone who works there and i love free food.

>> No.6005099

not a true story

>> No.6005103

>>6004572
ITT: Things that didn't happen

>> No.6005105

>>6004584
>mfw you probable work there for minimum wage
>mfw you think you're working over the system by eating food where you work

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6005108

>>6005105
>mfw no face

>> No.6005142
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6005142

>>6005108
>no face

>> No.6005158

ITT: Irish stew guy goes to Chipotle

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6005299

>>6004572
>waaa waaaa waaa
>my consumer mass produced shit needs to be tailored to ME
>wahhhhhhhh!

>> No.6005763

>>6004577
Could be Mexican or Guatemalan.

>> No.6006236

3/10 plausible until you said he was fired. No chance that would happen for something like that and never on the spot in front of the customer

>> No.6006672

>>6005105
Nope dont work there but i get lbs of their meats free

>> No.6006678

>>6006672
how

>> No.6006688

>>6006678
Basically theft. Its actually a pretty slick scheme but thats all im saying

>> No.6006694

>>6005158
Who is Irish stew guy?

>> No.6006719

>>6004590
how big of a pussy are you?

>> No.6006999

>>6006688
do you steal their garbage?

>> No.6007021

>>6006694
The man who constantly runs from Subway.

>> No.6007197

>>6006999

>kek

>> No.6007203

>>6005158
>ITT: Irish stew guy goes to Chipotle
/thread

>> No.6007208

>>6004572
OP, your post is just reeking of someone who is so self-conscious and lacking in confidence IRL it is just sad. Did you even maintain eye contact with someone today?

>> No.6007274

>>6004572
on a side note what do you fucks order from chiptole... i get the burrito bowl with the tortilla in the bowl ... i get brown rice .. fajita vegetables, a meat or two usually chicken or barbacoa or both... black or pinto beans or both then i get some fucking diced tomatoes on there and thats it... no other toppings or sauces.. I also get their salty fucking lime chips...

>> No.6007280

>>6007274
And let the viral marketing begin!

>> No.6007286

>>6007280
yes me replying to a comment on ck with the shit i get on my chipotle which most people on ck hate is viral marketing
>implying the 10 people besides you on ck right now ignoring this post constitutes viral marketing campaign
>BROUGHT TO YOU BY CARL'S JUNIOR
FUCK YOU

>> No.6007315

>>6004572
OP sounds like a special combination of autistic, fatty, spoiled brat.

>> No.6007547

>>6007274
Nothing you fucking marketer

>> No.6009406

>>6007547

How can he be a marketer? He can barely put a sentence together.

Man, you guys are worse than the people yelling "viraller" and "meme" on /mu/.

>> No.6009439

>>6009406

Precious few people on this board know what viral marketing actually is.