/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6002880]

Does this work?

[Anonymous No.6002903]

Yes, but it's going to taste like shit.

Now you know why Prohibition failed.

[Anonymous No.6002915]

>>6002880
Poorly, but yes

invest in proper wine/champagne yeast, it's not expensive. Also, be prepared to sterlize a ton of shit and experiment a lot.

The irony of this picture is, it's aimed at lazy ass halfwits who don't realize that homecooking just about anything is going to be cheap as hell. So, homemade stews and fried rice? too much work, braaah. But cheap alcohol that will smell and taste like shit? FUCK YEA. BRO SIGN ME UP.

Either take the time to do it right, or just buy cheap bum wine.

[Anonymous No.6002920]

There used to be constant homebrew threads on /ck/, I wonder what happened to them/

[Anonymous No.6002933]

Yes it works but it'll taste like shit. If you want to use that method use store bought fruit juice (NOT orange) and wine yeast.

[Anonymous No.6002944]

Youre meant to homebrew to make good tasting alcohol

[Anonymous No.6002952]

>>6002915
dont forget a proper airlock

two napkins, a balloon or similar just aren't good options

[Anonymous No.6002959]

>>6002920
>>>/diy/, they're still around

[Anonymous No.6003096]

For the love of god, please strain that shit before drinking it.

[Anonymous No.6003106]

just buy cleaning alcohol and dilute a put a tea spoon in a 2L bottle of juice. It's cheaper and faster.

[Anonymous No.6003119]

>>6003106

Only if you want to vomit and go blind.

[Anonymous No.6003148]

If you don't put over 2lbs of sugar in there it should be alright. Otherwise that is like jet fuel.

[Anonymous No.6003179]

>>6002880

Why not just buy some decent Scrumpy?

[Anonymous No.6003185]

>>6003179

Forgot to ask, what the fuck is 'Hard Cider'?

[Anonymous No.6003194]

>>6003185
startpage.com

[Anonymous No.6003201]

>>6003185

Cider that's alcoholic.

Soft drink = not alcoholic
hard drink = alcoholic

[Anonymous No.6003210]

>>6003201
>Cider that's alcoholic.

But Cider is by definition alcoholic. If it wasn't, it'd be apple juice.

[Anonymous No.6003212]

>>6003201

All cider is alcoholic. It's just apple juice otherwise.

[Anonymous No.6003219]

>>6003210

In British English, yes. but as we've discussed on this board so many times I cannot even count, in the USA the term "cider" is meaningless, so "hard cider" is used for the alcoholic beverage. Silly? Perhaps. But that's the way it is.

[Anonymous No.6003222]

>>6003219
>in the USA the term "cider" is meaningless

Why use a word that's meaningless? Americans are so silly.

[Anonymous No.6003226]

>>6003222

that's why he used the term hard bro

[Anonymous No.6003238]

>>6003222
no more silly than britbongs thinking they have a monopoly on a language

[Anonymous No.6003242]

>>6003238

The fact that it's the 'English language' sort of implies that they do.

[Anonymous No.6003252]

>>6003242
Just like the US owns the internet.

[Anonymous No.6003343]

>>6003219
>>6003222

In American English, "cider" generally means unfiltered apple juice.

[Anonymous No.6003561]

>>6002880

[Anonymous No.6003617]

>>6003561

[Anonymous No.6003622]

>This thread

[Anonymous No.6003630]

>>6003343
I thought it meant spiced apple juice

[Anonymous No.6003867]

>>6003561
But that's wrong. You don't need an airlock, you don't need to rack, and you don't need to age. Unless you spill vinegar in it like a fuckass you won't end up with vinegar.

[Anonymous No.6003877]

>>6003617
>just being a contrarian for contrarian sake

GB2/b/

[Anonymous No.6003880]

>>6003867
lol no.

[Anonymous No.6003886]

>>6003880
I bet you haven't even tried, you're just mimicking what everybody else says online.

The obsession over high technology in homebrewing is quite similar to tacticool /k/ers.

[Anonymous No.6005364]

>>6003886
I've brewed a few hundred gallons of wine and mead in the past few years. Enjoy your bitter waters and vinegars.