/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5990820]

ALCOHOLICS THREAD - Why can't I stop edition.

[Anonymous No.5990821]

what are you drinking?

[Anonymous No.5990826]

its 6:30 in the morning and i've already had 4 beers, tempted to finish off a bottle of vodka.

[Anonymous No.5990828]

what kind of beer?

[Anonymous No.5990835]

>>5990821
>1am
>nothing
>fucking need something so heading out to some rathole TAB
thank the corrupt state government for having late night trading for gamblers

[Anonymous No.5990836]

>>5990826
Are you me? I've got a 1.75 of kirkland vodka next to me

[Anonymous No.5990837]

Thank you corrupt state government

[Anonymous No.5990841]

>>5990828
pabst, leftovers from a roommate's shitty party. it's inoffensive so i'm not complaining.
>>5990836
take the plunge.

[Anonymous No.5990845]

Wednesday night, just popped a zanny and washed it down with my second bottle of wine.

[Anonymous No.5990848]

>>5990845
I really didn't want to laugh at that picture, but it's so good.

[Anonymous No.5990856]

>being so poor you know you won't have to continue your disgusting habit
feels good mang

[Anonymous No.5990860]

>>5990845
is that a real dead person?

[Anonymous No.5990862]

>>5990860
Yes. A man murdered a woman and then posted the pictures to /b/.

[Anonymous No.5990865]

>>5990856
this is the main reason i don't pick smoking back up.

[Anonymous No.5990870]

should i go get beer?

[Anonymous No.5990878]

>>5990870
As long as it's not a microbrew IPA, go for it.
>not getting jugs of Carlo Rossi

[Anonymous No.5990879]

>>5990870
Yes? What time is it?

I will start drinking soon and its 11:20pm tomorrow and Im on vacation now

[Anonymous No.5990891]

>>5990879
8:26

[Anonymous No.5990894]

>>5990891
morning or evening?
>2014
>not keeping a bottle of liquor on your nightstand so you can take a shot as soon as you wake up
>not taking a jamaican shower and pounding a shower beer before getting ready for the day

[Anonymous No.5990895]

>>5990826
Fucken poser..

[Anonymous No.5990901]

Am

[Anonymous No.5990906]

>>5990895
what

[Anonymous No.5990907]

>>5990894
are you me?

[Anonymous No.5990910]

>>5990894
>tfw woke up an hour ago with a bottle of whiskey im sippin and still havent gotten up

im too comfy to get up. i here my dad downstairs smokin pot too

[Anonymous No.5990912]

>>5990907
bitch i might be

[Anonymous No.5990913]

>>5990910
>le meme whiskey
>here my dad smokin pot
underageb&/10

[Anonymous No.5990930]

>>5990912
>>>/tumblr/

[Anonymous No.5990931]

>I got banned for starting the last /alck/ thread

[Anonymous No.5990939]

its only half 10 at night and I've already had half a bottle of beer

>h-hold me

[Anonymous No.5990941]

>>5990931
have a drink - you'll feel better

[Anonymous No.5990959]

>>5990930
>engaging autism mode because i used a phrase you don't like
sounds like you're the triggered one m8, you'd fit in better than i would on tumblr or reddit where you truly belong.

[Anonymous No.5990965]

>>5990959
>being this upset
>>>/tumblr/

[Anonymous No.5990992]

>>5990965
>being upset while drinking
>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.5991010]

tried going sober.. quit after 2 days because life is so fucking boring. how deal?

[Anonymous No.5991015]

>>5991010
drugs, or a hobby.

[Anonymous No.5991018]

>>5991010
I started lifting and it help me cut way back on drinking.

[Anonymous No.5991026]

who /beerbelly/ here?

[Anonymous No.5991062]

>>5991026

Like crazy. Went from ripped ottermode /fit/ as fuck to 240lbs beer belly over the last 6 years of drinking beer every night until i pass out.

[Anonymous No.5991071]

>>5991062
What happened?

[Anonymous No.5991098]

>>5991071
sounds like he drank beer every night until he passed out for 6 years

[Anonymous No.5991103]

>>5991062

When you're drinking 2000cals a day as well as eating around the same amount, and you have an office job, you're gonna get fat.

[Anonymous No.5991104]

>>5990820
Drank a 12 pack at work yesterday... spent whole day on 4chins, got about 20 minutes of work done

[Anonymous No.5991196]

>>5991104
Ur job sounds perfect, wat do?

[Anonymous No.5991202]

>>5991103
yeah, and when you drink alot you probably end up eating more food than you would otherwise too, drunk munchies and whatever

[Anonymous No.5991217]

>>5991196
supposedly I manage an entire office in one city for this large corporation

...in reality my city is insignificant, and I am the sole employee

Most of my work is data input, and my bosses think the only way to do it is by hand. I scan the paperwork, use writing recognition software, then copy and paste.

[Anonymous No.5991219]

>>5991196
>>5991217
also I get shit pay

like sub 40k, so they can suck it

[Anonymous No.5991222]

Stopped drinking during the weekdays a couple months ago. Feels good but I always come back to these threads to remind me why I did.

[Anonymous No.5991247]

Wednesday drink time!! Off work until early Saturday morning, any reason i should not be drinking today?

[Anonymous No.5991266]

>>5991247
I can't think of any.

[Anonymous No.5991272]

>>5991266
Me neither so fuck it, kicking this party off with an Imperial Stout!

[Anonymous No.5991279]

>>5991272
Keep on keepin' on, man.

I'm probably gonna crack a beer in an hour or so. Cheers.

[Anonymous No.5991290]

>>5991279
Cracked an local Winter release stout open, smelled amazing and tased even better. Fucking great drink in the middle of the week.

[Anonymous No.5991297]

>>5991219
better than the sub 20k i make a year

[Anonymous No.5991301]

>>5991297
you make less than 9.60/hour?

[Anonymous No.5991324]

>>5990820

because freddie mercury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM


did this cheer you up at all? if it did you are not dead on the inside yet! that is a good thing....
why you can't stop is because the alcohol releases certain chemicals in your brain that make you have such a good time. this brain region is called the reward center. because now that you are bombarding all your receptors with good times 24/7 they adjust by not interpreting the bombardment of neurotransmitters as good times or at least not such good times

leaving you with a normal times now also being affected by that downwards adjustment leaving your normal times to become sucky times instead.

the only way out is to bear out the suck times enough so that the receptors can readjust and interpret the absolute horrendous lack of good times as a maladjustment and correct themselves upwards

which would result in you having normal times that inst sucky or at least not as unbearably sucky as it is now

also because the normal time has now become sucky times and the good times has become normal times due to your alcoholism (admit it D:< ) you are constantly drinking because as most people you prefer normal times over sucky times

[Anonymous No.5991333]

>>5991272
Don't do it anon!

[Anonymous No.5991339]

>>5991333
Why not?

[Anonymous No.5991349]

[Anonymous No.5991377]

>>5991324
>the only way out is to bear out the suck times enough so that the receptors can readjust and interpret the absolute horrendous lack of good times as a maladjustment and correct themselves upwards

Tried doing this with 2 1/2 years of sobriety and it never got better. I'm back on the sauce now. Albeit much less than I was drinking when it all began. I'm still so ashamed.

[Anonymous No.5991393]

Just cracked my first.

[Anonymous No.5991396]

>>5990820

I'm a teetotaler. Am I allowed to post here?

[Anonymous No.5991403]

>>5991396
I guess.

Lay it on me. Why am I wayward an awful?

[Anonymous No.5991413]

>>5991396
why are you a teetotaler

[Anonymous No.5991417]

>>5991396
>teetotaler

Is that what you kids today are calling closeted bottom only limp dicked fggts?

[Anonymous No.5991419]

>>5991403
Nah. I've got nothing against you guys.

>>5991413
A few too many dead cousins.

I still use alcohol in cooking. I just don't drink the stuff.

[Anonymous No.5991433]

Been on a bender for a week, averaging 2 liters of whiskey a day. Woke up on the floor and I'm shaking uncontrollably, teeth chattering, trembled so violently my leg gave out and I collapsed when I tried to stand.

I'm easily the best alcoholic in south Florida

[Anonymous No.5991436]

>>5991433
With those symptoms, you best get some more booze in ya.

[Anonymous No.5991444]

>>5991436
don't worry i did, i still had half a bottle and i'll be of to the liquor store again when i finish it

[Anonymous No.5991445]

I do it because a good female friend of mine and I enable each other, even though she has a bf already and I respect that. I always imagine hooking up with some girl from the bar but I don't look like Justin Timberlake, so I drink enough until I feel like him. I still wake up as me the next morning, alone and broke.

[Anonymous No.5991446]

>>5991417
Basically. My friends prefer the term 'designated driver.'

[Anonymous No.5991448]

>>5991446
We can call you 'power bottom'

[Anonymous No.5991453]

>>5991444
This story doesn't end well, friend.

[Anonymous No.5991457]

>>5991446
I feel safer when the person driving me home is drunk for some strange reason. Sober people seem like cops or evil nazis

[Anonymous No.5991459]

>>5991448

I'm cool with that.

[Anonymous No.5991460]

>>5991457
You have issues.

[Anonymous No.5991462]

>>5991460
I think that goes without saying

[Anonymous No.5991520]

>>5991433
Where in south florida? I'm in Fort Myers, If you need a friend to help you dry out

[Anonymous No.5991527]

>>5991520
My organs are shot, but I'm still not gonna let you harvest them. Nice try.

[Anonymous No.5991546]

>>5991527
kek, just letting you know you have an option. I'm drinking now but looking to quit again. It would help me out if I was helping someone else out. Good luck to you.

[Anonymous No.5991570]

>>5990820
I don't know man, I'm on my third whisky sour and I'm feeling pretty good. I do have to shower and hang the laundry and sleep soon, so there's that.

[Anonymous No.5991577]

everytime i get at least decently drunk i threw up
is there something wrong with me or am i just a huge pussy?

[Anonymous No.5991579]

http://www.toastedontheinside.com/breads/thirsty-thursday/3/

[Anonymous No.5991580]

>>5990931
That happened to me twice after making al/ck/ threads so I stopped. I don't fucking understand why they randomly sperg out and delete the threads and ban people for them

[Anonymous No.5991584]

>>5991324
>reward center
It's like I'm having a violent threesome with my reward center and half a bottle of whisky.

[Anonymous No.5991589]

>>5991577
What are you drinking?

I had to stop mixing my booze with anything sweet when I turned pro, sugary shit will increase your nausea.

It also takes time to get used to a stomach full of alcohol, you probably aren't a pussy, you just haven't been at it for long enough

Also puking makes you feel a lot better, enjoy it while you still can

[Anonymous No.5991603]

>>5991589
i used to drink pure whiskey but it got too tough for me now i switched to beer and rarely tequila
sometimes i think that something wrong with my stomach acid cause when i throw up my throat and tongue are burning and teeth got this strange feel when you lick them

[Anonymous No.5991611]

>>5991603
I find drinking beer a lot more strenuous than other shit. It gives me a stomach ache and makes me wake up way earlier than other alc. maybe it's because of my dark German fraternity past, where we used to down beer and puke as a sort of competitive sport.

[Anonymous No.5991613]

>>5991611
for some reason beer makes me very drunk very fast and its cheap
dark times

[Anonymous No.5991614]

Just bought a liter of Russian vodka, what do

:^}

[Anonymous No.5991615]

>>5991419
I am a teetotaler too but don't use that shit as a means of getting attention

>hai Ima gurl xD xoxoxoxox

you are giving us teetotalers a bad name
also we find the term teetotaler offensive
we prefer to be referred to as soft-drinkers
a small minority also calls themselves soda-poppers

[Anonymous No.5991616]

>>5991603
>when i throw up my throat and tongue are burning and teeth got this strange feel when you lick them

The last time I puked my vomit was half blood and your own partially digested blood tastes like literal shit. I'll trade you.

[Anonymous No.5991618]

>>5991614
sterilize everything

[Anonymous No.5991624]

>>5991616
what about pain

[Piracy !!1zjmpE5cmno No.5991626]

Tell me how much each of you drink every week so I can stop worrying that I'm an actual alcoholic

[Anonymous No.5991631]

>>5991626
the last 3 weeks i drank not a drop of alcohol
had a box of wine in my fridge for like half a year not even thought about it once

I am more of a crack-kinda guy

[Piracy !!1zjmpE5cmno No.5991637]

>>5991631
>I am more of a crack-kinda guy

Jesus christ how horrifying

[Anonymous No.5991638]

>>5991626
not that much anymore, parachuting heroin has helped a bunch.

[Piracy !!1zjmpE5cmno No.5991642]

>>5991638
A-are you joking

[Anonymous No.5991645]

>>5991631
I quit crack and became al/ck/, you're doing it wrong

[Anonymous No.5991649]

>>5991631
>I am more of a crack-kinda guy

I only smoked freebase cocaine once (for research) and the high was so intense it terrified me. I would never have though a good feeling could be scary, but it overwhelmed me completely.

[Anonymous No.5991651]

>>5991637
crack has been demonized
it is nonaddictive and if you don't mix it with tobacco it won't even affect your lungs.

i have seen lot's of people act violent on alcohol but on crack all you wanna do is eat some candy and play video games

[Anonymous No.5991660]

>>5991651
>on crack all you wanna do is eat some candy and play video games

Actually on crack all you want is more crack. It's the same with good quality cocaine. The drugs most notable effect is inducing a desire for more of itself

[Piracy !!1zjmpE5cmno No.5991667]

>>5991651
>crack
>it is nonaddictive

Pretty sure that's objectively incorrect in every way

[Anonymous No.5991671]

>>5991660
that is marijuana
>crack is coo

[Anonymous No.5991674]

[Anonymous No.5991675]

>>5991667
It's not that physically addictive, like heroin or alcohol.

People tend to disregard psychological addiction unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.5991676]

>>5991651
I defy anyone to eat on crack. Doesn't make you violent but might make you want to fuck someone or something you will regret later.

[Anonymous No.5991683]

>>5991676
you defy I? it is I who defies thy

[Anonymous No.5991685]

>>5991651

I agree, all drugs should be legal. If a person wants to fuck up their life it's really just their decision, who is the goberment' to get involved.

[Anonymous No.5991689]

>>5991685
exacly de gobermen shoo my dare owl bitshness

[Anonymous No.5991697]

>>5991683
yessir, crack puts your stomach in knots and is an appetite suppressant. Thats why crack heads are skinny (usually, I have met some fat crack whores).

[Anonymous No.5991698]

>>5991685
>implying a life can get fucked up
I find it hard to understand why mortal beings give a shit about anything but temporary pleasure.

[Anonymous No.5991710]

>>5991697
All of the crack heads I've met in my life are obese and white. It's counterintuitive, but everything in Florida is crazy.

[Anonymous No.5991714]

>>5991698
>here's nothing here.

>Are we worthless?

>Recessive genes.

>Unwanted.

>Salty tears...

[Anonymous No.5991716]

>>5991710
you mean like the mayor of toronto?

[Piracy !!1zjmpE5cmno No.5991723]

>>5991675
True, but I like normal cocaine as much as the next guy, and can totally understand that just because something isn't physically addictive doesn't mean it isn't still really fucking addictive

[Anonymous No.5991730]

http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/0/02/Orac_prophecies_017.mp3
>do you even rift?

[Anonymous No.5991733]

>>5991710
Yeah but do you hang out with moon crickets? If you did you would have come in contact with plenty of skinny black crack heads.

[Anonymous No.5991747]

>>5991733
>do you hang out with moon crickets?

There are almost no black people in my town. The few we have are too scared of getting shot by the police to do anything illegal.

I guess the fat white crack head is a regional specialty

[Anonymous No.5991755]

>>5991747
>There are almost no black people in my town

Thought they were everywhere in s florida

[Anonymous No.5991770]

>>5991755
I live in a nice part of south Florida. Obviously nice is relative, it's still Florida. But it's a kinda rich neighborhood.

The guy that sold me crack drives the same $150k bmw jay-z mentions in his raps.

[Anonymous No.5992326]

About to have this. It's an 8.8 ABV and brewed in Malaysia of all places.

[Anonymous No.5992464]

>>5990836
>kirkland vodka

C-Costo brand vodka?

[Anonymous No.5992472]

>>5992326
Post your battle station m8

[Anonymous No.5992477]

>>5990820

These threads are like /ck/'s mini /r9k/. That's not a good thing.

[Anonymous No.5992566]

>>5992464
My body is ready.
>tfw when Virginia doesn't allow private liquor sales
>tfw no liquor at costco

[Anonymous No.5992578]

>>5990878
>jugs of Carlo Rossi
my wine of choice

[Anonymous No.5992595]

Constant pressure in the chest. How does everyone else deal with it? I think I might die soon.

[Anonymous No.5992599]

>>5992595
Is it liver tumors pressing against your lungs?

[Anonymous No.5992603]

>>5992595
I usually just get fucking horrible abdominal pain. Perhaps all the hard alcohol i consume kills the bacteria needed for digestion?
I then just drink a ton of pro biotic drinks and I'm fine again. Also

>sharp pains thought liver and kidneys like a knife is going through

[Anonymous No.5992612]

>>5992599
I'm not joking. I can't breathe properly if I lie down. It feels like someone is sitting on me.

>>5992603
I get seriously watery shits but I don't get gut/abdominal pain.

[Anonymous No.5992616]

>>5992612
>>>/hospital/
Now

[Anonymous No.5992621]

>>5992616
It's been like this for over a week though. I'm not sure if I am imagining it.

I really don't want to go to the hospital. Has no-one else experienced this sensation?

[Anonymous No.5992622]

>>5992612
Are you a land whale? Answer truthfully please

[||D.II.II\/II.||D No.5992623]

>>5991685

[Anonymous No.5992640]

>>5992622
I'm 6'2 and 270 pounds. I lift though. Not all fat, but yes, I am fat.

[Anonymous No.5992666]

>>5992640
Ahh ok then fucking lay off the alcohol for just a few days and see what happens. If it keeps happening(without drinking) then see a doctor

[Anonymous No.5992671]

I drink about 3 bottles of vodka a week sometimes I drink 3 days in a row and I've been doing this since last christmas

do I have a problem and is my body going to start failing soon?

on the plus side its gotten rid of my migraines

[Anonymous No.5992672]

>>5992603
I also used to get this sort of pain when i was drinking very heavily but i cut down a but and the pain went away.

Drinking a lot will give you watery shits even if you arent a heavy drinker.
The problem is constantly or frequently having watery shits can/may cause other problems for your i testines

I would suggest if its been more than 2 weeks of pain you go straight to your GP or hospital and let the Dr know whats going on

[Anonymous No.5992676]

>>5992640
>not knowing that it is actually a sleep demon sitting on your chest sucking the life force out of you

Stay menaced, mortalfag.

[Anonymous No.5992687]

>>5992672
The abdominal pain has only happened a couple times. When it does, I just stop drinking and maintain a healthy died + pro biotics till I'm normal again

[Anonymous No.5992690]

> mfw cooking while drunk
> master chef mode
> eat my own shitty cooking without a care in the world

Feels good man

[Anonymous No.5992692]

>>5992676
Holy shit, fucking kekd. Thanks for that.

Why didn't I get a succubus though? That is pretty shitty.

>>5992666
>>5992672
Will try not to drink tomorrow then. Itried not to drink today though. Bah, sorry, I know I am whining like a cunt. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.5992709]

>>5992692
I know it hard but try to distract yourself with something else. Go rent or torrent some movies then shitpost on /tv/ about them or eat junkfood or some shit. Just go a couple nights without alcohol and if the symptoms persist, see a doctor.

[Anonymous No.5992722]

>>5992692
No need to say sorry, It's kind of nice being able to talk to people about drinking as I people i know irl are not so easy to talk with about drinking.
Anyway After i felt shitty i didnt drink for 4 days and I had a few beers but now im drinking everyday almost but I have cut down I'd say

[Anonymous No.5992738]

I'm an alcoholic. I've been sober since 2002. It has nearly killed me several times and I've suffered a brain injury as an indirect result of my alcoholism.

I reached a point where I would try and delay my first drink until as late as possible because I knew that when I started drinking it would only be a matter of a few hours until I pass out, and I didn't want to pass out too early.

On the 30th of December I successfully delayed my first drink until close to midnight and decided to try and go to bed without drinking anything so that I can drink more the next night which was new years eve.
The next day I woke up feeling really good because it was long time since I woke up without a hangover. For the remainder of that day I kept delaying my first drink again, knowing that I would pass out soon after and I didn't want to miss the midnight fireworks. As midnight approached I just kept delaying that first drink. Twelve years later I'm still delaying that drink.

And that's my story.

[Anonymous No.5992749]

>>5992671
please respond

[Anonymous No.5992764]

>>5991660
Wrong. Good quality coke, you dont need to keep doing it. Its shit almost everywhere but south america, its the small bit in the cut shit that makes you want more. In columbia, you do a line and your good for over an hour.....you dont think about it. Constantly like you do with the shitty stuff

[Anonymous No.5992770]

>>5992671
>>5992749
If you have to ask then no,on a heavy night I can easily drink 2 bottles of vodka. 5 or 6 times a week.I literally drink myself into poverty. It's pathetic.

[Anonymous No.5992774]

>>5992738
You should go now and buy a 12 pack and drink a beer for all the years you lived sober.

[Anonymous No.5992777]

What im drinking currently.... smoking a cuban reject cigar..

[Anonymous No.5992779]

>>5992770
its getting annoying dealing with everyone giving me shit saying I have a problem. I feel fine, never wake up feeling shitty and it gets me through the day and helps me enjoy myself

I'm sure I've done damage to my liver and I can't wait to get back to lifting again and cutting back on my alcohol intake

I need more alcoholic friends

[Anonymous No.5992804]

>>5992779
Jesus this so much
I already don't have many friends and no one drinks as often as I do,so i drink alone often and people tend to talk about it in anegative way( I live in a dorm btw) but when i drink I'm bymyself in the common area with my earphones in not talking to or bothering anyone, Its other people who come to me and try to make conversation.

There is one person here who is 2 yesrs younger than me and tells me i should not be drinking so much and its always so whiny and rude,
Where I am right now has a culture of respecting your elders and not telling them what to do, Sometimes I wish i just give em a good back hander to put em back in their place but I could get into trouble.
sorry for the rant
As i said i don't have many friends irl, mainly because im in a foreign country and we all speak different languages =/

I wish i knew more people who could drink like people here on al/ck/holics

[Anonymous No.5992832]

>>5992774
Ha, I wish! But sadly I don't think I could stop after twelve. Or if I could even get to the twelfth before passing out.

I do miss a good red with a meal, though. What I don't miss is waking in a police holding cell.

[Anonymous No.5992838]

>>5992738
A happy ending
Love it

[Anonymous No.5992857]

>>5992738

Faggot

[Anonymous No.5992935]

>>5992595
http://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/digestive-diseases-pancreatitis

[Anonymous No.5993019]

I used to be an alcoholic. Quitting isn't so bad when you have a hobby.

[Anonymous No.5993029]

>>5990820
>implying hes hot

[Anonymous No.5993031]

sup chaps i am an alcohol too

I drink a lot but never get in trouble. No matter how drunk i get, i stay reasonable and don't start shit. I drink for fun, mostly, and to manage the crippling, crushing depressin that i get when i'm not altering my levels of serotonin. Long, fulfilling life, here i come!

[Anonymous No.5993036]

>>5992777
*tips fedora*

[Anonymous No.5993039]

i vaan ahrraldyy se sttraight

[Anonymous No.5993042]

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[Anonymous No.5993046]

I have a job interview tomorrow. I'm gonna get buzzed beforehand to deal with the anxiety.

[Anonymous No.5993048]

how are you people drinking on a week night??

[Anonymous No.5993053]

>>5993048
easy, they don't have to get up early in the morning

[Anonymous No.5993054]

>>5993046
last time i did that i ended up getting the job

good luck my frend

[Anonymous No.5993057]

>>5993048
I stand up and walk to the freezer. After opening the freezer door, I will usually use my hand to grab the bottle. I pour some of the contents of the bottle into a glass. I then mix it with diet soda. At this point, I then proceed to drink the contents. I do this many times until I sleep like a kitten.

[Anonymous No.5993076]

I advise any drunk to pick up some liv.52 supplements in combination with milk thistle. My liver tests went down a ton while taking that and still drinking the same amount. With that said, quit drinking all together if it gets as bad as it did for me.

[Anonymous No.5993093]

>>5993076
My doctor just told me I have moderate liver damage. Am I fucked?

[Anonymous No.5993096]

>>5993093
You're fine so long as you stop drinking

[Anonymous No.5993098]

>>5993093
stop drinking lol

[Anonymous No.5993100]

>>5993096
can livers get better?

[Anonymous No.5993103]

>>5993100
They will heal, but you gotta quit drinking/fatty foods for it to have a chance.

[Anonymous No.5993105]

>>5993093
don't listen to those faggots, start drinking more

[Anonymous No.5993106]

>>5993100
yes. it's a very resilient organ.

[Anonymous No.5993108]

>>5993096
>>5993098
yea just bought a 6 pack and tonight is my last night. Figured 1 more night cant hurt.>>5993100
I think it can if it hasnt scared to badly, its the one organ that repairs itself ..?

[Anonymous No.5993110]

>>5993103
>>5993106
>>5993108

i drink 15-20 beers one night a week. will my liver get shot?

[Anonymous No.5993113]

>>5993108
>Figured 1 more night cant hurt.
Anon, stop.

[Anonymous No.5993114]

>>5993093
>>5993108

does your liver hurt when you walk around?

[Anonymous No.5993115]

>>5993110
I did this every night.. 7 days a week,never missing a week. same amount for the last 6 years. Just told my liver has moderate damage,,,so Im in my early 30s. not severe , not minor either. Guess I have to give it up

[Anonymous No.5993116]

>>5993100
>>5993103
>>5993108
Also, you have to worry about kidneys as well. They don't heal. Honestly, I bet he was just trying to scare you and it's not as bad as it seems. I've been averaging 3/4 of a fifth of vodka for like 5 years. I'm 28 and have a normal liver somehow, but I know it will catch up to me. Also, Beer isn't drinking.

[Anonymous No.5993118]

>>5993114
no just . right after I drink a beer. and when I lay down. For awhile it was hurting my lower chest though. It could be Im just realizing this,cause I got the news today.

[Anonymous No.5993120]

>>5993116
we are all different. he might of been, but I doubt it.I just want to know how long it takes to heal? and can I drink again? moderately

[Anonymous No.5993136]

>>5993120
Nobody here is a doctor, but I hear many months. And for drinking again after that I would think that's on you if you can psychologically can handle drinking in moderation. Also, be careful stopping cold turkey, you can easily die from the side effects.

[Anonymous No.5993144]

>>5993036
>tips fedora
>panties drop

[Anonymous No.5993244]

>>5991580
The mods here are fucking stupid. I got banned for the weirdest shit.

[Anonymous No.5993247]

Are there any ideal jobs for an alcoholic? I've been NEET for a year now and getting bored, but extreme anxiety and agoraphobia don't allow me to leave the house without drinking first.

[Anonymous No.5993249]

>>5993247
I'm an alcoholic and I drive a forklift for a living, probably not the best combination but whatever.

[Anonymous No.5993250]

>>5993136
fun fact: alcohol is the only drug with a withdrawl that can kill you
Brain damage can occur


typing this while drunk

[Anonymous No.5993252]

>>5993046
Woah they didn't notice at all???

[Anonymous No.5993253]

>>5993252
what are you, some kinda idiot?

[Anonymous No.5993264]

>>5993252
Said I'm going buzzed and it hasn't happened yet....

[Anonymous No.5993266]

>>5993264
youre here!
what kinda job?

[Anonymous No.5993268]

>>5993266
Technical support lol

[Anonymous No.5993272]

>>5993268
well just remember to not smell

[Anonymous No.5993282]

I'm thinking about going to the liquor store to fill up my booze cabinet at home, what are some staple bottles of spirits to keep in your cabinet.

So far my list is:
Bourbon - Makers Mark
Vodka - Russian Standard
Gin - Beef Eater
Rum - Mt Gay

And some stuff like Baileys and Kahlua

[Anonymous No.5993287]

>>5993282
makers mark is good for mixed drinks
otherwise, not

[Anonymous No.5993289]

>>5993287
Was otherwise thinking of Bullit or Wild Turkey 101 as bourbon. I finished a bottle of Dickel the other week that I thought was pretty good.

[Anonymous No.5993306]

>>5993054
OH i meant to reply to this person

>>5993264
>>5993253
I'm on my phone I derped out while doing irl things

[Anonymous No.5993308]

>>5993282
>>5993287
Don't mix makers mark wtf. If you want to drink whiskey and mix it find some cheap Canadian shit.

[Anonymous No.5993317]

>>5993287
>>5993308
What are some other varieties of spirits vital to any home bar?

[Anonymous No.5993426]

>>5993249
This is why mods should be banned for banning people for /alk/ threads.

Comedy fucking gold!

[Dessicated Corpse !1jDr5b8srY No.5993458]

http://cdn.firstwefeast.com/assets/2013/10/gif_688x500_9abddf.gif

[Anonymous No.5993483]

i rather have a classy drink and a cigarette
than take illegal drugs like marijuana

[Anonymous No.5993494]

had too much tequila

Any tips for cleaning vomit out of carpet?

[Anonymous No.5993503]

>>5993494
woolite dat shit

or pour tequila on it

[Anonymous No.5993506]

>>5993503
the tequila was a present for my newly promoted boss
ill buy woolite tomorrow, i got cornstarch on it now

[Anonymous No.5993538]

Because I'm trying to dull the pain of my life and escape from my own mind.

[Anonymous No.5993552]

>>5993506
>drinking your boss's present

wow that is some true alcoholism right there
get help anon

[Anonymous No.5993558]

>>5993552
it was a celebration! other people had some too. A little bit.
I think I was three shots above him when I left.

I bought two bottles and left one unopened.

[Anonymous No.5993566]

>>5993558
aww that actually sounds like a lot of fun. i wish i had a job to support my alcoholism.

good luck on the carpet cleaning!

[Anonymous No.5993569]

If I want to be able to get to sleep easier, should I become an alcoholic?

[Anonymous No.5993571]

>>5993566
Well, it was fun until the vomiting. But that was after I got to my dorm. It was mostly just me and my sous who killed most of a bottle though

I dabbed a bit of it with paper towels and put some corn starch on it and left a note telling m y roommates that ill clean it up tomorrow when i get home from work.

[Anonymous No.5993582]

>>5992738
good story thanks for sharing

[Anonymous No.5993600]

Inexperienced drinker here, any tips for sobering up?
I work in an about an hour, and we're doing a soft opening

[Anonymous No.5993603]

>>5993600
I usually drink milk to absorb the toxins

[Anonymous No.5993605]

>>5993603
almost out of milk, but I'll drink what I got.

Too bad I dont have anything else. Other than whiskey, but that's probably not a good idea

[Anonymous No.5993606]

>>5993600
There aren't really any tricks to feeling more sober apart from time, temperance or tolerance. If you're hungover at all though, eat an egg however you like, make some hobo isotonic drink (a third tbsp salt, two tbsp sugar pint of water / soda water). That'll at least make you feel better.

[Anonymous No.5993607]

>>5993569
works for some people but not for me. When I drink I can pass out for about 2 hours then I wake up feeling like I'm on a bad crank high.

[Anonymous No.5993608]

>>5993606
Im just feeling a little woozy, and I have the slight urge to vomit again, although that's probably just because of hunger, since I haven't eaten anything other than a tiny brisket sandwich

[Anonymous No.5993947]

>>5991637
>Jesus christ how horrifying
Not really, crack will not fuck up your body nearly as bad as alcohol will.

[Anonymous No.5993957]

>>5993116
> Also, Beer isn't drinking.
The only thing that matters when judging organ damage is the amount of alcohol getting into your body, and beer does that just as well as hard liquor.

[Anonymous No.5993962]

>>5993483
>implying anyone cares
Have fun killing your body with two of the top most harmful recreational drugs just because your government told you the marijuaners is bad.

[Anonymous No.5993965]

Can we stop incorrectly titling these threads? If you haven't been to AA - either out of social compulsion or your own failures - you're not an alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.5993968]

>>5993965

>If you haven't been to AA

Pretty sure you can only be forced into that cult in America

[Anonymous No.5993976]

>>5993965
>going to AA is proof that you have problems
It only proves that you are a retard.

[Anonymous No.5994008]

>>5992464
Yeah. 13$ a handle and it's pretty decent.

[Anonymous No.5994078]

>tfw I started drinking in between classes

[Anonymous No.5994171]

Got drunk last night and ate a whole container of gummy vitamins. They tasted like gummy bears. No regrets.

[Anonymous No.5994202]

>>5994078
>tfw i started drinking during classes

whiskey in an apple juice bottle das it mane

[Anonymous No.5994217]

>>5993968
Oh, they try. I was sentenced to 3 months of A.A. twice a week (among other things). But seeing how it is anonymous, I forged every signature on the sheet. Fuck that waste of time.

[Anonymous No.5994221]

>>5994202
I'm too lazy for that

[Anonymous No.5994234]

>>5994217

If you were sentenced but you forged your signature how do they know you went?

Did they pull that "You must accept you are powerless to help yourself and must depend on a higher power" shit in order to nurture dependency?

[Anonymous No.5994257]

>>5994234
No no. There is someone at every meeting at the end who asks who needs their court order sheet signed. I lived in an area where the local circuit judge was a former boozebag, so any alcohol infractions resulted in mandatory A.A. meetings. Even if you were also given jail time, loss of license or rehab. He figured it worked for him, it should work for you too.

[Anonymous No.5994265]

>>5994257

So you didn't even go to find out his name, you just slapped Rusty Shackleford on a sheet for 12 weeks and no one noticed?

What did you do anyway to get sentenced

[Anonymous No.5994274]

>Prepare shchi in slow cooker in morning
>Drain bottle of vodka in afternoon
>Serve shchi with sour cream and bread
>Greatest thing I have ever tasted
YOU CANNOT OF STOPPINGS ME COMRADE I AM NOT GIVINGS OF A FUCKS

[Anonymous No.5994283]

>>5994265
Actually, I went to 3 meetings before I bailed. Different meetings at different places have different people. And they signed my sheet with first name and last initial. So I had friends using different pens make up names to sign with. Not exactly criminal genius, but it worked just fine.

I got a DWI. One of many alcohol related arrests in my horrible past.

[Anonymous No.5994316]

>>5994171
That alcohol. That excess vitamin E.
Man you must really hate your liver to go for the 1, 2 punch.

[Anonymous No.5994422]

>>5993053

>used to get drunk every single night for a couple of months straight
>got to work at 8am nonetheless

I reduced my alcohol consumption to "only when I'm drinking with others"

[Anonymous No.5994441]

>>5992738
that's really gay and anti-climatic

[Anonymous No.5994500]

>>5990820
I'm happily married, 4 years, but I'm always the one who would get drunk. hubby barely drinks. when I am drunk I'm such a cunt. anyway found out last November I was pregnant so I stopped drinking. and I'm currently breastfeeding. .. I want alc so fucking bad. but I'm purposely not giving the baby a bottle so I dont get drunk. erg. its been a year. I have 7 months left. then I am getting so fucking wasted.

[Anonymous No.5994530]

>>5990870
As long as it's not non-alcoholic, go for it.
If you like IPA then ignore this faggot >>5990878

[Anonymous No.5995068]

can anyone hold my wine drunken hand? im having feelings inside

[Anonymous No.5995083]

>>5991618
one time i poured vodka on my dick after a dog bit it
>tfw no infection

[Anonymous No.5995090]

>>5995083
did you at least take the dog out to dinner before trying to have sex with it?

[Anonymous No.5995098]

>>5994274
я вcегда хочу еcть щи, но много руccкие люди cказали он плохо. правда или нет?
>tfw изучаю руccкий

[Anonymous No.5995100]

>>5995090
the dog actually ate my dinner, and bit me because i tried to wrest it away from him.

but haha, a dog bit my penis:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwuZIgdtHr4

[Anonymous No.5995105]

I've had 2 sober days, first in probably five years, because I've been so sick with gastro that I can't keep anything down. I've had a fever and hot flushes and I know it's withdrawal mixed in with the gastro. First sober days in years because I've been sick. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.5995137]

drinking alone after another day of dish washing to pay for my drinking alone habit

[Anonymous No.5995160]

>mfw dry and broke until tomorrow

At least I'll have Smash in 4 hours to distract me. But fuck, 4 hours.

[Anonymous No.5995165]

>>5995137
hello

[Anonymous No.5995167]

>>5995165
howdy

[Anonymous No.5995173]

>>5995137

Drink with the cooks. I did dishes on a 6 day/week schedule and was good friends with the head cook. We'd drink til 5 in the morning almost every night

[Anonymous No.5995176]

>>5990820
Drink up, only one in ten of you are alcoholics.

http://www.cdc.gov/pcd/issues/2014/14_0329.htm

[Anonymous No.5995177]

>>5995173
I work at a hipster vegetarian place and the rest of the staff are 20 something undergrads. I'm in my 30s and in grad school, I grade their idiotic papers and very poor exams.

Other than the fact that there are cute hipster girls around me everyday the job is balls.

[Anonymous No.5995178]

back on the sauce

feelsgoodman

[Anonymous No.5995181]

>>5991222

Same here. Max one night with a drink during the week (I work in a bar so it's pretty fucking difficult) and one day at the weekend. Trying to cut out drinking at home altogether.

[Anonymous No.5995185]

i am drunk

[Anonymous No.5995194]

>>5995176
interesting study, thx for linking

[Anonymous No.5995242]

>>5993282
>What do I buy for my home bar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4mmG9EgLDE&list=UUm4_NTvhixXU3YFetu8z-aA

Also, unlike >>5993287
said, don't mix Makers Mark, unless you're an idiot

[Anonymous No.5995250]

>drunk on a thursday night

a sad life indeed

[Anonymous No.5995257]

>>5993282
maker's mark is too distinct. just get seagrams 7 for mixing. for sipping bourbon, get four roses single barrel.

also, svedka vodka for mixing.

[Anonymous No.5995262]

>>5995242
Makers Mark is oversweet crap
I suppose it's passable for Manhattans, otherwise throw it in the trash.

[Anonymous No.5995269]

>>5995257
Old Crow is my go to cheap whiskey used for mixing. Titos for vodka... only a few bucks more here and it's one of the best out there, so why not?

Favorite sipping whiskey is Knob Creek, but I still have a bunch to try. Also I know next to nothing about scotch since that crowd seems like a bunch of assholes and I'm just a pleb

[Anonymous No.5995273]

>>5995262
Everything has its place my friend.

[Anonymous No.5995310]

feeling shitty today and the urge to go out and get a bottle is so damn difficult to fight right now

but I'm trying to cut back

[Anonymous No.5995315]

>>5995273
Yes, trash goes to the dump

[Anonymous No.5995359]

I'm staying sober boys!

[Anonymous No.5995391]

>>5995359
don't leave us here, alone
we can't make it without you

[Anonymous No.5995432]

>>5995359
Cool, I want pancakes. You fly, I buy?

[Anonymous No.5995571]

Currently drinking 211 steel reserve. All I could afford till I get paid tomorrow. Just got a job two weeks ago and first paycheck spent it all on beers and going to bars. AT least I don't have to steal from my mom's change jar anymore which is almost empty now. I have to refill it now I know she knows it was me but hasn’t told me anything, it just didn't magically disappear.

[Anonymous No.5995668]

>>5993282
>Bourbon - Makers Mark

Could at least get some Bulleit instead.

Jesus.

[Anonymous No.5995958]

>>5995571
Hey, me too. Only because I'm stingy though. Oh and you should prolly go to the bank and get a 100 turned into change for momma.

[Anonymous No.5995962]

>>5995668
Bulleit's nothin special either

[Anonymous No.5996016]

>get job working nights
>continue rule of thumb from working morning job of 6 hours between last drink and start of the shift
>get fired for showing up drunk

uh so this is why office jobs exist, right?

so you can show up at 8am after drinking until 2am and claim you're tired?

Somehow showing up at 8pm after drinking until 2pm is different why?

[Anonymous No.5996020]

>>5996016
They fired you because you're homosexual not drunk. Lawyer up.

[Anonymous No.5996026]

>>5993308
>>5995242

markers mark is pretty sweet, it suits it well for old fashioneds and most other whiskey drinks

[Anonymous No.5996027]

>>5996020
it was "under the table" ;)

[Anonymous No.5996040]

>Work nights
>Friday morning
>had 3 Oranjeboom 8.5%
>feeling tipsy
>need to be comatosed
This is the only strength I can physically or googley find, any Britfags (Midlands) know where I can purchase pic related?

[Anonymous No.5996059]

>>5996016
You just shouldn't show up drunk to your job you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.5996064]

>be below 30 years old
>drink gallons of beer and liquior
>still manage to drink more
>be 30 years old
>drink 3 glasses of beer
>blackout
Wtf is happening to me, /ck/? It stopped being fun now.

Help pls

[Anonymous No.5996066]

>>5996064
What's the problem? Cheaper to get drunk.

[Anonymous No.5996072]

>>5996064
Are you just drinking at home now?

Did you used to go out to drink?

[Anonymous No.5996076]

>>5996066
>go to bar
>drink 3 tall glasses of beer
>blackout
>magically wakes up at home
>lost $100
This happened to me yesterday

>>5996072
I don't drink at home anymore. Housemates found me almost naked sleeping on the ground. I did downed a big ass plastic bottle of Popov though.

I think I borked my liver.

[Anonymous No.5996117]

>>5996076
At least you're alive and well. In some places you'd wake up injured in hospital or find that you've converted to Islam.

[Anonymous No.5996190]

>>5996076

you did done get roofied.

[Anonymous No.5996201]

>>5996190
haha, post pics >>5996076

That way we can tell how low your countries date rape standards are.

[Anonymous No.5996514]

>>5995571
im sorry you have to live back home anon

[Anonymous No.5996548]

>>5995571
My friend used to steal his step dad's change out of one of those big fucking water jugs (the ones they turn upside down on those fountain things) so that we could smoke weed.

By the time we graduated high school, the jug went from almost completely full to less than 25% full.

I don't think his step dad ever said anynthing.

[Anonymous No.5996841]

>>5996064
Your liver may be fucked

[Anonymous No.5996847]

Serious question: how many of you are overweight/fat because of your over-indulgence?

[Anonymous No.5996854]

>>5996847
My belly is far softer than ideal.

[Anonymous No.5996859]

>got home early from school at 11:30 am
>really fucking wanted to go to specs or liquour store
>want to drink and play stupid games
>need to be somewhere at 7-9pm
>decide on coming home instead
Only alcohol in my apt right now is some cream liqueur

[Anonymous No.5996866]

Went all week without drinking because I felt guilty about getting fucked up at my kids birthday party. Didn't want to be in the same boat this coming monday so I popped an antibuse yesterday to make sure I didn't drink this weekend. I have been in a relapse from nearly 3 years of sobriety. Think this is my first step to getting back on the wagon.

[Anonymous No.5996867]

>>5996866
God luck and goodspeed.

[Anonymous No.5996922]

>>5996867
Thanx m8

[Anonymous No.5996945]

I woke up with a horrible hangover today
I've been getting wasted every day of the week
I really need to fucking stop before I spend all my money on alcohol

[Anonymous No.5996946]

Is it possible to be allergic to alcohol?
Like I can't take one shot without feeling like shit and getting an instant headache
I don't get the "drunk" feel at all. I just go straight to the upset stomach and hang over

[Anonymous No.5996950]

>>5996946
Yes it is, but what you're explaining is not that. When you're allergic to alcohol you have an allergic reaction where your face swell up and all that kinda stuff and you could die. If you were allergic to alcohol you would know.

[Anonymous No.5997039]

>>5996867
weedeater is that you?

[Anonymous No.5997055]

>>5996946
are you asian

[Anonymous No.5997090]

>>5997055
That's racist!

Yes. I am

[Anonymous No.5997165]

>>5997090
dem jeans tho
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangover#Acetaldehyde

[Anonymous No.5997299]

>tfw cant justify buying anything but this because i know its the cheapest option that i don't really mind

id like to not be drinking something that i know is shit but i dont mind it at all. plus its $12, which is the most i can afford if i want to keep up my drinking schedule

[Anonymous No.5997349]

>>5995176
rich fuckers binge drink more than those at lower incomes????????????????

[Anonymous No.5997355]

>>5990820
Alcoholics is there a big difference in drinking when well rested oppose to sleep deprived???

[Anonymous No.5997409]

>>5997299
i used to work at a liquor store during UG. one of our early AM repeat customers drank 1L of barton's per day. one day he stopped coming. pony up for svedka.

[cum cat hiss penis !S38B38XfwU No.5998359]

downing a bottle of russian standard right now

[Anonymous No.5998724]

>>5991651
>its not addictive
>it wont hurt your lungs (if you mix it with something that has been proven to hurt your lungs)

kek, the delusion ITT.

[Anonymous No.5998789]

currently drinking miller fortune and only cuz its got like 7% alc. which is much higher than anything else at the gas station. meeting up w/ a girl later today so i might as well be kinda buzzed, no?
i keep saying ill cut back but i never do.