Friday night al/ck/ie thread

[Anonymous No.5957014]

What are you drinking, /ck/?

[Anonymous No.5957024]

>>5957014
Abelour 12 year double cask

[Anonymous No.5957025]

King cobra

[Anonymous No.5957032]

>>5957014
Jack and coke

[Anonymous No.5957034]

Water

[Anonymous No.5957035]

Cheap ass fucking vodka I hate myself

[Anonymous No.5957036]

>>5957025

Does it taste better or worse than Steel Reserve?

[Anonymous No.5957042]

>>5957014
what is everyones best snack to go with beer?

[Anonymous No.5957044]

Maybe a bit faggy but whatever. Will report back in 2-3 hours.

[Anonymous No.5957045]

>>5957014
that glass looks tipsy

[Anonymous No.5957046]

>>5957014
Some home brewed irish red. Turned out pretty good.

[Anonymous No.5957049]

This

[Anonymous No.5957052]

>>5957036
Tastes better to me but its only6% compared to steel which is over 8% i believe

[Anonymous No.5957053]

>>5957042
Burritos or potato chips

[Anonymous No.5957056]

>>5957049
This is the only west coast IPA I can enjoy

[Anonymous No.5957059]

>>5957049
I ordered that at some bistro type place when they were training a new waitress. Bitch called it Stone Eepa

[Anonymous No.5957060]

>>5957014

bought a handle of svedka
saw one of my coworkers at the liquor store
he says hi to me while pityingly looking at the handle


fuckin hell...

[Anonymous No.5957063]

>>5957014
after drinking from 6am to 9pm every single day for the past month, i'm trying hard to resist picking up a damn handle of bourbon tonight.

i abused those close to me for the first time, so something soon has gotta give. pray for me /ck/

[Anonymous No.5957064]

>>5957042
Peanuts in shell

[Anonymous No.5957082]

>>5957059
That's all I'm going to call it now.

[Anonymous No.5957086]

>>5957060
learn to be a real functioning alcoholic and figure out lots of premade excuses to have at the ready
>party, they want to make punch
>cocktail party
>making limoncello
of course, these are still only good for the rare occasion that you slip and make it obvious, since you can't use them so often that they figure out your BS
order online, get some douche shades and a hat, etc

[Anonymous No.5957091]

>>5957014
Just finished a 750ml dry cider

Opening my last founders double trouble

[Anonymous No.5957103]

>>5957060

Who cares? Is this guy going to tell the rest of your co-workers or something? It's Friday for fuck's sakes. What's the big deal?

[Anonymous No.5957108]

>>5957103
He wasnt pitying him for being an al/ck/, he was pitying him for drinking svedka

[Anonymous No.5957110]

>>5957060
The people who judge you on that are in the minority. No one really cares

[Anonymous No.5957113]

>>5957108
pft. nigga I'm drinking taaka get on my shit level

[Anonymous No.5957114]

>>5957108
Svedka is mediocre budget vodka.

[Anonymous No.5957120]

>plastic bottle
>literally 6 dollars for a handle
>pain in my side after every shot
heh

[Anonymous No.5957123]

>>5957114
I know. That was the point

[Anonymous No.5957124]

>>5957120
forgot my pic im so drunk

[Anonymous No.5957131]

>>5957124

Better than Dark Eyes, friendo.

[Anonymous No.5957133]

>>5957042
while youre drinking it?
>whole peanuts (in shell)
>pretzels

[Anonymous No.5957135]

>>5957042
after you're finished?
>chicken wings
>pizza
>poutine

[Anonymous No.5957136]

[Anonymous No.5957139]

>>5957124
How does this compare to georgi?

[Anonymous No.5957140]

>>5957042
foie gras

[Anonymous No.5957142]

After freeze distilling my cider I'm going to have myself of. Not sure how strong it is, and I hope I don't get me some methanol poisoning.

[Anonymous No.5957144]

>>5957042
Oysters

[Anonymous No.5957145]

>>5957123

If you're in al/ck/ what the fuck do you care about taste? GET OUT

[Anonymous No.5957156]

The Little Penguin cab atm. Publix has been selling it for $2.50 a bottle for some reason, so fuck it.

[Anonymous No.5957163]

>>5957139
never had georgi. What I can compare to is svedka and all those cheap ass brands. its like white wolf.

[Anonymous No.5957164]

>>5957145
Sorry bro, your al/ck/ dick is clearly way bigger than mine

[Anonymous No.5957167]

>>5957014
Evan Williams with lemon lime seltzer.

[Anonymous No.5957189]

Cheap whiskey.

And bagel burnt ends with Italian olive oil dip.

[Anonymous No.5957190]

Gonna be trying something new later tonight. I remember seeing some of you guys recommending Evan Williams as a decent cheap bourbon, so I grabbed a bottle on my last trip to the store. I wasn't sure what to try out first, since their regular black label and 1783 were the same price. I decided to grab the 1783, did I fuck up? Won't be trying it till later because I need to go out in a bit but I'll be trying it when I get back.

[Anonymous No.5957194]

>>5957189
Now raw peppers

[Anonymous No.5957195]

>>5957032
>my lean
3 ice, 3 seconds of jack, 1 second of coke

[Anonymous No.5957200]

>>5957032
>>5957195
>buying jack
Seriously? Old Crow Reserve is just as good, if not better, and a fraction of the price.

[Anonymous No.5957202]

Got a bigass bottle of Kraken, going back and forth between drinking it straight and going 50/50 with coke.

[Anonymous No.5957204]

>>5957200
I tried to give more than one shit on this, so far I'm unsuccessful

[Anonymous No.5957208]

>>5957204

lol

[Anonymous No.5957210]

>>5957200
To each his own. It's not like Jack is shit, so if someone wants to waste their money on it let 'em.

[Anonymous No.5957212]

pilsner urquell and aberlour 10 yo.
on a classy tip compared to my regular fifth of bottom shelf vodka
i have work in 4 hours

[Anonymous No.5957214]

>>5957212

but it's friday anon

[Anonymous No.5957220]

>>5957210
money is not an issue, I don't go around looking at prices really. I'll try out old crow just to see tho

[Anonymous No.5957222]

>>5957220
Bro, I literally just said it wasn't a big deal. I'm not the Old Crow guy.

[Anonymous No.5957226]

>>5957210
vodka and pbr

[Anonymous No.5957230]

>>5957014
We always talk about what we're drinking, you know what I want to know?

What are you fucking drinking FROM? Show us some glassware.

[Anonymous No.5957233]

>>5957222
Im out of shits. my relevant response is relevant response

[Anonymous No.5957236]

>>5957230
already covered here >>5957195

[Anonymous No.5957240]

>>5957195
Bro, how the fuck is your glass staying there? Is your house built at an angle?

[Anonymous No.5957241]

>>5957230
moonshine from a vegemite jar, for the vitamins

[Anonymous No.5957255]

>>5957059
I went to a place known for their craft beer($15 for 5 crafts of your choice) after finishing the bucket I asked the waitress what for her recommendations. She started reading from the menu and I caught her saying belgian session which I heard as Belgian Saison so I repeated "Saison?" with emphasis on the accent she said yes "saison" so I ordered it. I got a "Belgian style session ale"

What a harrowing experience.

Seriously though, who employs these people.

[Anonymous No.5957261]

>tfw everything is irrelevant

[Anonymous No.5957266]

>>5957261
Every time I think about quitting so I can do something with my life I'm like...why am I even doing this? I don't even feel like doing anything with my life, I'd just rather keep drinking.

[Anonymous No.5957270]

>>5957261
This is a picture of a turtle. He is trying to eat something that is far too large.

[Anonymous No.5957279]

Was drinking red wine

Now gonna start into my shitty beer, specifically red stripe & bud lime

>tfw bud lime is the only stuff left to drink
>tfw type 1 diabetic and unable to give up drinking
>tfw on 4chan on a Friday night drinking

etc. etc.

[Anonymous No.5957284]

>>5957240
I live on an undersea mountain
or
the chair arm fabric has a gripping texture

[Anonymous No.5957287]

>>5957014
Cheratussin AC syrup.
and lots of it.

[Anonymous No.5957288]

>drinking
>in the morning

[Anonymous No.5957289]

Just finished my cheap ass $4 bottle of wine. Now on my 1 Milk Stout Nitro, and then will sip on some whiskey.

Feeling pretty cozy and not depressed. They say alcohol is a depressant, and sure I see the evidence chemically, but I feel pretty damn nice so fuck the technical shit. Generally pretty happy, and loving this first real cold front. God I love winter.

[Anonymous No.5957304]

>>5957289
Cns depressant fool

[Anonymous No.5957308]

Has anyone build a still for making moonshine? How easy/hard is it to do? How do you make sure the temperature is right without opening the lid?

[Anonymous No.5957319]

>>5957308
just fucking move to the south, our body composition is fuckin 30%moonshine and 70%racism.
its pretty gr8

[Anonymous No.5957323]

>>5957308

Yeah, it's pretty easy and I can still kinda see outta one eye.

[Anonymous No.5957329]

>>5957319
why would anyone still in merica where you get a handle for $10?

[Anonymous No.5957334]

>>5957329
Because for 10 dollars worth of ingredients you can produce several times that amount's worth in alcohol. Especially in Canada where 750ml of vodka cost 25 dollars. For that much money I could make 200 dollars worth of alcohol with just sugar and water.

[Anonymous No.5957358]

>>5957304
Ahh. I get it now. Hah.

Feeling toasty now, on my whiskey sipping. Candle lights blazing. Wearing a blanket. Must say it again - Fucking love Winter.

[Anonymous No.5957359]

>>5957241
mate

[Anonymous No.5957366]

Anyone else stuck with shitty discount beer tonight?

[Anonymous No.5957369]

I'm on some intense psychiatric meds, so I'm not supposed to drink. Which is awful, considering I'm a recovering alcoholic. Last weekend I sneaked a few beers in my bedroom (I'm a grown man and this is what I've been reduced to).

[Anonymous No.5957373]

>>5957366
yeah i posted mine early in the thread, about 5 down

[Anonymous No.5957375]

>>5957289
"depressant" doesn't mean it makes you psychologically depressed. these are two different things

[Anonymous No.5957378]

>>5957190
I'm back. So this stuff is pretty damned smooth. Not sure how much I like the flavor yet, but I can definitely drink it.

[Anonymous No.5957382]

Cheap ass Canadian whiskey and dr pepper. You know your life is slowly descending into madness when you're liquor comes out of plastic containers

[Anonymous No.5957391]

>>5957382

+1

[Anonymous No.5957397]

>>5957382
Swap out the dr pepper for an olde timey bottle of coke. You know you've hit rock bottom when your soda comes in better packaging than your liquor.

[Anonymous No.5957404]

>>5957382
What's wrong with plastic?

[Anonymous No.5957405]

>>5957373
Steel Reseve? You know I've actually never tried it. How is it? IT's high alc right?

[Anonymous No.5957408]

>>5957404
oooh, premium

[Anonymous No.5957413]

>>5957366
I don't buy shitty discount beer, so no.

[Anonymous No.5957423]

>>5957404
Lel

[Anonymous No.5957425]

>>5957404
>Premium Quality
>Blended & Packaged in Sierra Leone
Enjoy your premium Ebola.

[Anonymous No.5957426]

>>5957044
Reporting In. Its actually pretty good. Its basically exactly what a bourbon should taste like. I don't think ill be going back to the plane jane jim beam.

[Anonymous No.5957430]

>>5957135
>being finished

[Anonymous No.5957431]

>>5957382

[Anonymous No.5957435]

>>5957426
I should hope not, regular Jim Beam is pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.5957441]

>>5957435
Ehh for bourbon its OK. I prefer scotch.

[Anonymous No.5957447]

>>5957405
no cariboo, canada bc beer

[Anonymous No.5957466]

>>5957447
Oh word, never had it.

Ontarian here, hows BC?

[Anonymous No.5957512]

>>5957425
>best before Dec. 2012

This can only end well

[Anonymous No.5957515]

>>5957404
I could put that shit in my car.

[Anonymous No.5957537]

Bottle of carlsberg

[Anonymous No.5957546]

>tfw cant keep anything down

fuck i just want to black out

[Anonymous No.5957587]

>tfw no maple syrup whiskey
>:(

[Anonymous No.5957589]

>>5957014
its saturday 1pm. fucking sore from all the cocaine and gin tonics

[Anonymous No.5957633]

I only have 2-3 shots left for the rest of the night and I'm only sort of drunk.

What do I do.

[Anonymous No.5957641]

>>5957633
drink the rest, have a shower, drink water and go to bed. Wish I had taken that advice more often

[Anonymous No.5957718]

>>5957633
get into bed, bring the bottle with you. chug the bottle in bed. this is the only solution.

[Anonymous No.5957723]

YO what 6 pack of beer should I buy tonight? I am only limited to shitty convenience store beer

[Anonymous No.5957769]

>>5957014
nescafe granulated coffee

[Anonymous No.5957815]

>>5957723
yuengling

do you just drink six beers and then you're finished with drinking? what

[Anonymous No.5957817]

Don't know if you've all seen this yet, but have a late night kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF1E5ZO8Lug

[Anonymous No.5957846]

>>5957466
Too many goddamn chinks, old people, raccoons and too expensive and cold/ rainy. Atleast in vancouver

[Anonymous No.5957851]

Got home from work, drank an Angry Orchard. Now, i've just made myself a 7 and 7.

[Anonymous No.5957882]

Vodka mixed with elderflower cordial and a little bit of coke

[Anonymous No.5957892]

>>5957851
Hmmmm...
Drank some cider at work tonight and thought
"warm cider and bourbon would be nice".
What would happen if i warmed hard cider and added bourbon?

[Anonymous No.5957897]

>caramel whiskey gf got me
finished the bottle and I'm playing games
whenever I'm drunk I feel the urge to speak in spanish

[Anonymous No.5957898]

>>5957892
I don't know, but it sort of reminds me of that seasonal Winter Jack, but that's just regular whiskey. By the way, has anyone tried Winter Jack? I've tried to find some at my local liquor stores but I don't think it's in the area yet.

[Anonymous No.5958411]

>>5957404
>Best before Dec 2012
WTF

[Anonymous No.5958446]

>>5957014
Had a pint of Guinness last night. Will be going to a beer fest today, and tonight I will be drinking some new found craft brew.

[Anonymous No.5958698]

Came home shortly after 5 in the morning. Had been drinking steadily the entire day, but managed to pace myself in such a way that i have neither a hangover (which i don´t usually have anyway) nor unpleasant residual alcohol. Though i probably shouldn´t be allowed to drive, still. Gonna go out later to buy some more wine for the weekend.

Two downsides: one, i spent a lot of money again, between 50 and 70€ i am sure,
two: i am seriously not in the mood to cook lunch atm and i don´t want to spend even more money to eat out again either...

lyfe....


had japanese for lunch then bought a 5 litre pack of half decent pinot grigio. now having the first litre of that.

[Anonymous No.5958821]

Why u alkies don't use my general?

[Anonymous No.5958826]

>>5958821

>u

That's why.

[Anonymous No.5958828]

Four shots of vodka for breakfast, now im at work. I dont think im a good person anymore ;_;

[Anonymous No.5958829]

>>5957817
Theres laws in Australia about not showing things like people driving, people enjoying themselves, people actually appearing drunk, etc, in commercials.

Doesn't America do this?

[Anonymous No.5958847]

>>5957815
lol, oh dear. i know dat feel.

[Anonymous No.5958851]

>>5958828
I love you, and your sweating genitals.

Bonus q - what do 4 work?

[Anonymous No.5958903]

>>5957014
I like it

[Anonymous No.5958912]

>>5958903
I wonder if that's any better than it's 81 counterpoint. Even Jim Beam was better

[Anonymous No.5958974]

maker's mark pals

[Anonymous No.5958993]

I'm 18 how do I get liquor? Most of my friends are younger than 21 and I'm not too well connected socially.

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[Anonymous No.5958996]

Haig Club

Srsly it's my favourite single malt outside of Islay Whisky, and Jura Whisky

[Anonymous No.5959005]

>>5958993
ask your pedo uncle in exchange let him touch your bum

[Anonymous No.5959192]

Leffe brown beer -> Valpolicella Zenato (red) -> Plymouth (gin) and tonic

Catching a late night movie after.

[Anonymous No.5959195]

nothing
broke as fuck
god, i miss scotch so much, haven't got a drop for months

[Anonymous No.5959198]

sat afternoon edition

Sebago Rye Ale

[Anonymous No.5959199]

>>5958993
Become european

[Mitsurugi No.5959234]

>>5957014
cheap german beer
poorfag style

[Anonymous No.5959252]

>>5958993
Just wait until you are 20 and almost the entire rest of the civilized world can purchase alcohol but you still can't.

[Anonymous No.5959282]

>>5959195
i know your feel anon, can we take out insurance policies on each other, put each other in our wills, and then fist fight to the death? survivor geets to buy scotch with losers insurance policy money

[Anonymous No.5959293]

>>5959282

Murder makes life insurance policies null and void.

Best to do it in a place with Stand Your Ground laws. Both of you get into a petty squabble with one another over a parking spot. Bang bang, one of you dies.

It isn't murder because you both can just say you felt threatened.

[Anonymous No.5959299]

>>5957014
Boulevardier. Pretty fucking tasty.

[Anonymous No.5959316]

Ran out of beer, so I'm down to my Whiskey

[Anonymous No.5959330]

the last bud hurricane. no more distilled spirits or licquor for a while or ever. (never say never). but health problems, family problems, um done with the licker. blame no one. forbid no one. brought it on my self. and I have been lucky. just time to change.

[Anonymous No.5959342]

[Anonymous No.5959363]

>>5959330
If you have health problems them drop alcohol in general, not just spirits

[Anonymous No.5959402]

>>5957358
>Candle lights blazing.
Falls asleep. House burns down.

[Anonymous No.5959405]

>>5959402
this actually happened to someone I know. his family was pretty unhappy about it, but luckily they had insurance.

[Anonymous No.5959414]

>>5957233
>he uses that joke again

Ya blew it

[Anonymous No.5959428]

>>5959342
Your own piss? Or perhaps somebody elses piss? If it is a girls I guess it is okay though I would personally prefer it straight from the tap.

[Anonymous No.5959442]

I win, every other drink is BTFO

[Anonymous No.5959448]

>>5959442
The picture is unclear but its maple syrup whisky 30% and its really delicious

[Anonymous No.5959462]

>>5958829
you cannot show anyone consuming an alcoholic beverage in an american tv advert.

[Anonymous No.5959468]

Dirty Shandies

I feel cheap

[Anonymous No.5959472]

finishing off pic related, about to head to the korean for some pbr tall boys.

[Anonymous No.5959484]

>>5959448
How much is it?

[Anonymous No.5959493]

I have been sipping a bottle of HP 12 over the past few weeks and I really liked it, but this past week and a half it really lost it's floral smokiness in the finish and has become more and more honeyed while the fruit flavors went from noticeably pineapple to vague fruitiness. It has also started to finish sort of bitterly.

Basically, I am just going to finish off the rest of the bottle tonight and move on.

[Anonymous No.5959548]

>>5959468
what dat

Also question for everybody, when you have to rate the toxicity of each alcohol from first to last would it go

>Hard liquors
>Wine
>Beer
>Cider

or is cider worse than any of these?

[Anonymous No.5959575]

>>5959548

Beer with a shot of vodka, lemonade usually too

[Anonymous No.5960092]

Saturday night college football heavy drinking all day A-1 thick and hearty for later life is good

Omg futurama simpsons mashup episode tomorrow yes

[Anonymous No.5960117]

Drinking Kraken and Coke while I wait on my soup I'm cooking. Comfy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.5960125]

>>5958993
woahhhh

[Anonymous No.5960130]

>drink all afternoon
>pass out
>wake up at 8pm
>start drinking again

im barely hanging on

[Anonymous No.5960132]

>>5960130
Get help bruh.

[Anonymous No.5960151]

[Anonymous No.5960160]

>>5957059

http://www.hulu.com/watch/13078

[Anonymous No.5960168]

>>5960151

How are you liking it?

This has ben on my to drink list for a long time.

[Anonymous No.5960176]

>>5957014
Fucking nothing at the moment because some guests are faffing about downstairs and I don't want to make small talk just to pour myself a reasonable looking drink that I'll finish in four seconds.

[Anonymous No.5960178]

>>5960151
I know I am falling victim to marketing but damn, what I nice looking bottle. Obviously the beer is good too, but just looking at that makes me want it. Even when I didn't drink beer I wanted to try it.

[Anonymous No.5960220]

>>5957049

Me too, along with some Jim Beam black, pic related.

[Anonymous No.5960225]

>>5960168

This is my home-drinking go-to, draught Guinness when on the town; it's delish. Perfect for a winter tipple! Made some giant burgers cooked in onion gravy with duck-fat roast potatoes last night, with one of these, and it was fucking heaven.

>>5960178

These little fuckers are so short & sweet, like my lady, love it!

[Anonymous No.5960348]

not exactly related, but why does it seem that nobody can feel sadness without being fucking suicidal? i have no intentions of killing myself, but every so often, i fall into a state of deep self-loathing, because it seems like the only time i allow myself to actually feel any sort of emotion. as far as anyone around me is concerned (family and coworkers), i'm perfectly fine, but i'm not. and i feel like if i ever try to make it known, i'm just being a whiny, insensitive motherfucker who doesn't have any "real" problems, which only makes me feel even worse. fuck.

on topic, i'm drinking sailor jerry and root beer, all the while listening to sad songs and enjoying (for lack of a better word) the solitutde.

happy saturday, fellow anons.

[Anonymous No.5960360]

>>5960348
What's the question/problem, buddy?

[Anonymous No.5960361]

>>5960348
>sailor jerry

Good stuff anon. Also, I know exactly what you mean about being sad/self loathing and feeling like you don't have any real problems.

[Anonymous No.5960375]

i honestly hope i don't sound like some attention whore... i just spend so much time putting on a happy face because it makes me uncomfortable when others are unhappy... and being unhappy makes others unhappy... but i truly appreciate you guys actually taking the time to write some responses. for whatever reason, it makes me feel... validated (for lack of a better word)

>>5960360
that's just the problem. i have a loving family, i have people who act as "friends" around me, i have a job that i enjoy for the most part, i have at least somewhat of a plan to further my life ahead of me... but every so often i find myself asking myself, what's the point? it feels selfish to expect others to recognize my efforts, but i wonder why i even bother trying to improve my own life when i have no tangible desires... it's like i'm asking myself questions that i don't fully understand and expect perfect answers...

>>5960361
>Good stuff anon
definitely, i love rum and sailor is definitely one of my favorites.

[Anonymous No.5960397]

>>5960375
>i honestly hope i don't sound like some attention whore
>it makes me feel... validated

You do sound like a total attention whore mate, not trying to mean, you remind me of myself a few years ago.

>i have people who act as "friends" around me

So they're not real friends? They're just "acting"? Why would they do that? They're not living up to *your* expectations of what a "friend" should be?

[Anonymous No.5960402]

>>5960375
Go to your doctor bro, get some happy pills.

[Anonymous No.5960419]

>>5960397
>You do sound like a total attention whore mate
i'm happy someone was willing to say this. i feel like the last thing i need in my state is sympathy, myself.

>you remind me of myself a few years ago
hah, and i remind myself of myself a few years ago. it's a feeling that just clings to the back of my mind and i can't seem to shake it for some reason.

>So they're not real friends? "They're just "acting"? ... ...
i honestly think these people are sincere, but it seems like everyone i know is more of an acquaintance than a friend. people are more than happy to talk to me about bullshit at work, but all of my free time is spent alone. this could very well be my fault, but it's surprisingly hard to tell. it's not necessarily that they don't live up to my own expectations, since they're nicer than most coworkers i've had in my life. but the larger fact is that i don't really feel like i've ever had real friends throughout my life, so it's hard to make comparisons.

as i said (or meant to say) in my first post, i understand that these feelings can easily be conceived as angsty and unappreciative, but i can't seem to stop them from coming up every so often...

>>5960402
"no". i can understand why some would go that route, but my feelings don't seem to be quite that detrimental to my behavior, and so i don't feel the need to make that sort of invervention.

[Anonymous No.5960420]

Not usually a pumpkin beer buyer, but bought this today and its amazing

[Anonymous No.5960426]

A local Indian food place does a champagne lunch buffet, all you can eat, and OF COURSE I went today.

Cheap champagne buzz is the best/worst buzz.

[Anonymous No.5960450]

>>5960419
This will be my last word on this: there's a serious undertone of self-pity in your posts, and no one is responsible for your own happiness but you.

If you want to turn an acquaintance into a friend, *you* reach out to them; you'd be fucking amazed what people will open up about if you give them an excuse to.

In 100 years, nobody on Earth will know you even existed, squeeze every fucking drop of enjoyment from life you can, while you can, and cook some decent food while you're at it.

[Anonymous No.5960475]

>>5960450
>no one is responsible for your own happiness but you.
i'd like to being by saying, "hell yes, i completely agree".

i honestly don't feel any self pity in my day to day life, but every so often, emotions seem to overflow and i feel like i'm drowning. i don't know if i'm simply expecting too much from myself or if i think the world is expecting too much from me, but it is what it is, i suppose.

>If you want to turn an acquaintance into a friend, *you* reach out to them; you'd be fucking amazed what people will open up about if you give them an excuse to.
this sentiment really feels wholesome and i truly hope it holds in the real world. i suppose it's only something i'll ever find out if i try, right? i've always suspected that i'm too reserved to create intimate relationships with others. probably the same reason for >tfwnogf and other shit.

i'm drunk now and won't bother with accountability, but i should really try to communicate with my family and coworkers. solitude seems to really be fucking with my self esteem.

>and cook some decent food while you're at it
this, i have never had a problem with, anon. making delicious food is the best thing that's ever happened to me.

[Anonymous No.5960489]

strong white cider, it's rotgut but it's cheap.

[Anonymous No.5960502]

>>5960489

...
please tell me that you're a European teenager

[Anonymous No.5960509]

>>5960130

>this scene

http://youtu.be/UpOqkz86_lg

Too many feels. Hits a few al/ck/s close to home

[Anonymous No.5960538]

>>5960502
No just a poorfag.

[Anonymous No.5960643]

Not looking to get wasted, having a glass of Simi brand Merlot, 2012.

I have a handle of fireball in the freezer, though.

[Anonymous No.5960729]

>try to explain what being an alcoholic is like to my friend
>he just doesn't get it, constantly tells me to stop being a bitch and quit
>show him these threads
>he apologizes

[Anonymous No.5960771]

Highland Park 12. Have a pizza on the way too

[Anonymous No.5960773]

>>5960771
What kind of pizza?

[Anonymous No.5960790]

>>5960773
p-pepperoni? The only reason I don't order other toppings is because employees suck at it. Seriously the last three times I've order pizza with onion it's just raw onion of various shapes and sizes sprinkled all over the top of the pizza.

[Anonymous No.5960802]

>>5960790
wut

Really? Shit, I work at a local family owned pizza joint and we cook the onions on the pizza. Is that normal for them to throw onions on after or are they just retarded?

[Anonymous No.5960818]

Founders dark penance and Cuba libres with far too expensive dark rum.
Moving on to rum barrel aged scotch next, or maybe just a nice sweet stout.

[Anonymous No.5960820]

>>5960802
they're just retarded. And other vegetables too. They don't know how to dice of julienne so I get one thin shaving of green pepper on one spot, and then a big square inch piece on another. And it's all just scattered everywhere. It's silly. Just plain silly. Turrible

[Anonymous No.5960829]

>>5960820
That's pretty retarded. Are they the only pizza joint there? Is it a chain, or...?

[Anonymous No.5960834]

>>5960829
domino's

[Anonymous No.5960840]

>>5960834
I'm so sorry.

[Anonymous No.5960842]

>>5960840
That's pretty close to what happens when I order green pepper

[Anonymous No.5960844]

Handle of karkov vodka and diet sunkist. Im set

[Anonymous No.5960858]

>>5960842
Why don't you order from anywhere else?

[Anonymous No.5960865]

I blacked out last night for like the second time ever. Killed a fifth of tequila with my friend in like 20 minutes and at that point I was already like 6 beers deep. It's freaky as fuck waking up not remembering ANYTHING after a certain point and being told about all the shit you did (like tear down the shower curtain and pass out on the toilet).

[Anonymous No.5960871]

>>5960858
Nowhere's open right now for delivery besides domino's

[Anonymous No.5960873]

Vodka in Angry Orchard. Should I be ashamed?

[Anonymous No.5960875]

>>5960865
I had a habit of falling in the tub when I was drunk. Also, one time I passed out and hit my head on an a/c that was on the floor. Have the scars to proof it. Gotta be careful.

[Anonymous No.5960930]

>>5960873
booze is booze

[Anonymous No.5960935]

>>5960865
I black out every time I drink, which is nearly every night. I wish I had self control. I just keep going until I can't go anymore, every night.

How do any of you stop yourselves? I've been doing this for nearly 7 or 8 years now...

[Anonymous No.5960938]

>>5960935
>How do any of you stop yourselves?
probably not the answer you're looking for, but i drink until i pass out every time i drink... and make sure i drink no more than 3-4 times a week. if i go into work hungover too much, i'm fucking useless and they send me home... then i have no disposable income to spend on booze.

[Anonymous No.5960940]

How do you fuckers afford this shit?
>drinking handles of liquor every night
I would be broke in a matter of weeks.

[Anonymous No.5960944]

>>5960938
Well, I haven't had a hangover in like 2-3 years, tbh, so...that's not a huge issue for me.

[Anonymous No.5960945]

>>5960940
handle of vodka is 9.99 here. Not that hard

[Anonymous No.5960953]

>>5960938
>if i go into work hungover too much, i'm fucking useless and they send me home
where the hell do you work that they put up with that shit?
if I showed up to work hungover my ass would be out the door in no time.

[Anonymous No.5960965]

I was just wondering the male to female ratio posting.

[Anonymous No.5960967]

>>5960953
i work at a warehouse that services ~95% of gas stations and convenience stores in my area. even when hungover, i work harder than any of my coworkers, so my employer doesn't really give a shit if i show up and only work a little bit harder than everyone else.

>>5960944
been there. savor that good fortune while you can anon.

[Anonymous No.5960968]

>>5960940
I'm a lightweight and affordable drinking habits is the only upside

[Anonymous No.5960973]

tonight? nothing.
I'm recovering from a Chimay binge all week long

[Anonymous No.5960986]

>>5960965
You can probably guess what it is...

[Anonymous No.5960994]

>>5960965
My ex was a huge alcoholic who drank herself to sleep every night and she posted here. But yea, it's probably 2:1

[Anonymous No.5960995]

>>5960967
I've already been drinking for 8 years, so please tell me when the hangovers get worse.

[Anonymous No.5961000]

>>5960995
You still get hangovers after 8 years? Fuck man drink more.

[Anonymous No.5961004]

>>5961000
What? No. Refer to >>5960944

[Anonymous No.5961052]

4:1:1
Gin:Lemon Juice: Simple Syrup
shaken poured over ice and homemade maraschino cherry

Not sure what to call it. Gin sour with streaks? Delicious either way.

[Anonymous No.5961055]

Good night al/ck/

I wish I don't wake up. Like every time I sleep.

[Anonymous No.5961062]

>>5961055
there's a right way to rock and a wrong way to roll
you can just listen to your soul
just remember that life is number one
you can be having so much fun
just that remember that eh... life is much fun
you can be the number one

[Anonymous No.5961064]

>>5961062

I had fun 10 years ago, kid.

Everything is broken now.

[Anonymous No.5961069]

>>5961064
Just shut the fuck up, stop feeling sorry for yourself, and do what you want to do.

Tough love but try to tell me I'm wrong.

[Anonymous No.5961075]

>>5961069

>being a duck in al/ck/

Come on bro

[Anonymous No.5961078]

Some shitty concotion made with this seasonal rum mix stuff from Haggen.

Should've used better rum.
Also its clumping so that shouldn't be happening.
Really, it was much better when I tried tasting it without the rum and only the cider.
I'll have to just do that instead.

[Anonymous No.5961079]

>>5960994
Do you ever wonder why? Or care?

[Anonymous No.5961081]

What are your favorite cheapish gins? My only experience is with Beefeater.

[Anonymous No.5961089]

Dancing with the green fairy tonight. Mythe is not my favorite brand but it does the job.

[Anonymous No.5961100]

>>5961079
She drank like that even when things were going well. She was just an addict. Also, she was Polish.

[Anonymous No.5961121]

>>5961075
>being a duck

I know it's probably autocorrect but I keked anyway. Thanks for the laugh while I drink away my sorrows

[Anonymous No.5961134]

Drank some Smirnoff in pre-workout. Never again.

[Anonymous No.5961374]

>>5961089
that guy knows it.

[Anonymous No.5961388]

>>5961089
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

[Anonymous No.5961407]

>>5957063
I'm praying for you buddy. Try and be nice to the people who care about you. I know it feels right to push them away, to leave them before they leave you, but if you hold onto them they won't leave you anon. If you push them away, you'll lose the chance to get them back when you realise you're a lot worse off without them. Don't do what I did, hold them close anon.

[Anonymous No.5961428]

>>5959293
Not all life insurance policies. Some pay double/quadruple if you're murdered.

[Anonymous No.5961526]

>>5961100
>Polish
That explains everything

[Anonymous No.5961836]

>>5961075

What's your fucking problem you racist?

We din do nuffin

[Anonymous No.5962053]

Aberlour 16. Gonna go pick up some Ardbeg Uigeadail sometime soon.

[Anonymous No.5962250]

>>5962053
*tips fedora*

[Anonymous No.5962339]

>>5957014

[Anonymous No.5962352]

>>5962339
Best name. Above average beer. Nice choice.

[Anonymous No.5962354]

>>5962339
Taste like coriander seeds mixed into fizzy water, I don't understand that beer.

[Anonymous No.5962358]

>>5962354
It is exceptionally fizzy, I could certainly see that being a turn-off to some.

[Anonymous No.5962359]

>there are over 100 assumed to be alcoholics lurking this thread right now

[Anonymous No.5962371]

>>5962359
Jus' means I'm in good company *hic*.

[Anonymous No.5962381]

>>5962371
I feel like I'm more in a zoo than anything when you get to see how many lurkers there are opposed to the amount of people that actually post lol.

[Anonymous No.5962452]

>>5962381
I'm lurking right now

[Anonymous No.5962463]

>>5962452
c-creepy

[Anonymous No.5962525]

>>5962250
enjoying alcohol is fedorable?

[Anonymous No.5962530]

>>5962525
>claims to be an alcoholic
>enjoys alcohol

[Anonymous No.5962537]

>>5962530
I never made that claim

[Anonymous No.5962543]

>>5962537
Surely you know what al/ck/ is.

[Anonymous No.5962548]

>>5962543
I do. Can we not talk about alcohol we enjoy though?

[Anonymous No.5962549]

>>5962548
No, anon, you're not allowed to enjoy things on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.5962553]

>>5957136
no slice of lemon present

Pic related, MFW

[Anonymous No.5962558]

>>5962549
I guess you're right

[Anonymous No.5962559]

>>5962339
best beer, literally

[Anonymous No.5962562]

>>5962559
There's not one beer better than that one in the picture? Crazy

[Anonymous No.5962627]

>>5962053
>Having money
Get out.

How I wish I could afford either of those. I guess if I didn't buy any other alcohol whatsoever for a month or two or three I could but that won't happen.

[Anonymous No.5962653]

[Anonymous No.5962935]

I opened with a German Pilsner. Now I'm off to this main course:

[Anonymous No.5963250]

vodka atraight. I think I have bad problems now. Im working two jobs, one is full time and im drinking before both now. I drink all day everyday but rarely get drunk and never have a good time anymore, it just makes me want to not leap into a noose so much. Even talking to my mom on the phone gives me the feeling I shouldnt be alive anymore.

[Tepache !aO5Mv7EC6. No.5963349]

>>5957014
I just cracked open a batch of 2 year old home brewed mead. Queen Anne's Lace mead. Well, 2 years on the 19th anyway. I'm taste testing to see if this is a failure brew or genius brew. If it passes I'll bottle it in the coming week or so. I've been refraining from even looking at it for all this time, letting the carboy collect dust.

This is made from Honeydew Honey imported from New Zealand and Queen Anne's Lace flowers (Daucus carota).

I've been letting the mead decant while I've been typing and trying to find the original recipe (HDD failure probably took it to the grave.) I'll have to leave the carboy sit where it is for a week before racking into bottles to make sure nothing disturbed in the move end up in the bottles.

Odor: Sweet, slightly floral, strong Honeydew Honey, and strong alcohol.
Color: See images and it is crystal clear; no gas bubbles clinging to the side of the glass either.
Taste: Smooth, warm, floral, sweet, slightly fruity, a bit of a caramel flavor, not much tannic mouthfeel.
Legs: None (oh, well)
Verdict: Success!

I can see getting drunk off this rather easily.

[Anonymous No.5963360]

opening this for sunday night drinking

[Anonymous No.5963417]

>>5958993
ur mom's gonna ground youuuu :>)

[Anonymous No.5963422]

>>5957404
>Premium quality

[Anonymous No.5963436]

>>5957042
Pizza for sure, ny style

[Anonymous No.5963445]

[Anonymous No.5963459]

>>5957404
c'mere luv, daddy'll take care of you

[Anonymous No.5963461]

>>5957014
Vodka and iced tea.

[Anonymous No.5963462]

>>5957014
How do fellow Canadians survive with the liquor/ beer prices here?

A 6 pack of Pabst is 14 bucks here

[Anonymous No.5963477]

>>5963462
>canadian
>buys an american import

nigga. i'm from the states but i'm sure you guys have cheap-ass ballsweat-tasting beer too. also, pabst isn't the cheapest in the states.

[Anonymous No.5963483]

>>5963462
>a mickey of vodka is 14 bucks here

[Anonymous No.5963535]

>>5963477

Pabst isn't imported in Canada, it's brewed under contract by Sleeman.

[Anonymous No.5963540]

I am quite excited to learn that the liquor store up the street from me regularly stocks WL Weller, since I used to have a real hell of a time finding it.

I find it to be quite pleasant for a $20-25 bourbon.

[Anonymous No.5963551]

>>5963535
The contract doubtlessly plays a part in the overpricing

Gotta send royalties mayne

[Anonymous No.5963556]

>>5963462
Funny thing is that lots of our "import" beer in the US is brewed in Canada.

Taking shots of Monopolowa with Dr. Pepper tonight; almost finished the half a liter I had left and it's barely dulled the Adderall high I was on. That seems like a bad thing, but I'm feeling pretty great and don't give a shit either way.

[Anonymous No.5963567]

>>5963477
Our cheap ballsweat tastes worse than Pabst, pacific brewing company where I am is the worst by far. And hey, that's 10 (tax included) bucks for a 6 pack of local shit piss beer too.

[Anonymous No.5963568]

>>5963556
Booze used to put me right to sleep when I used speed and mixed. Beer tasted like ass too on it

[Anonymous No.5963571]

>>5963567
Well that sucks. Is craft beer more expensive than that even? I assume it would be if alcohol tax is the problem. Is switching to liquor an expensive ordeal? Fuck, I can't imagine living in an area where I'd have to switch to liquor because beer is more expensive

[Anonymous No.5963587]

>>5963571
A bottle of craft beer (650ml) is 5-8 bucks. What is it in the states?

[Anonymous No.5963588]

just had some elijah craig 12, really enjoying this. thanks to whoever recommended it to me earlier

[Anonymous No.5963592]

>>5963587
That's like what you pay for a pint of dat goody good when you're drinking out at a bar. I can get a six pack of 12 fl. oz. of good craft from anywhere between $9 and $15

[Anonymous No.5963598]

My take on the Tom Collins:

2oz Aviator gin
1oz lemon juice
3/4 oz simple syrup

Stir in shaker half fill of ice, strain in to glass 3/4 full of ice.

Top with club soda

Garnish with citrus twist (lemon in this case)

[Anonymous No.5963600]

>>5963462
but a handle of shitty canadian whiskey only costs 14 bucks

[Anonymous No.5963638]

>>5960935
buy less than will black you out and live far away enough so you can't get more or it's closed

also don't have a car

[Anonymous No.5963655]

>>5960935
Drink more slowly. You black out when you drink too much too quickly. Try to find a good level of drunk and maintain it instead of drinking as much as you can as fast as possible.

[Anonymous No.5963661]

>>5957053
>Burrito
>snack

[Anonymous No.5963662]

Tonight is day one of being sober. Back at square one...

[Anonymous No.5963681]

>>5963655

No, op. basically, this guy is right, if your goal is to be drunk. But it seems to me if you're consistently drinking until your blacking out, you've got serious issues you need to deal with.

Listen, I've got depression and anxiety issues, and alcohol was an outlet for me. I could fuck myself up whenever shit got too bad for me to deal with. Then, I took a bunch of my meds with a bunch if alcohol. Luckilly I had family call the amber lamps before I died. Medical bills and other credit bills piled up, and im still recovering from the bills, the alcohol abuse, and losing my job. i don't want that shit to happen to anyone (except an ex gf or two), so get your shit together. Stay away from the booze until you can control yourself

[Anonymous No.5963773]

>>5960130
where are you at bro? we could hang out and drink together.

[Anonymous No.5963797]

Some Macallan Amber. Pretty tasty stuff despite not having an age statement.

[Anonymous No.5963858]

>>5963662
Believe in yourself anon. We're all going to make it some day

[Anonymous No.5964179]

I just bought.... this
FUCK being poor

[Anonymous No.5965903]

>>5957014
I'll be drinking beer, 12 cans, while goofing around a little with simcity and then watching some netflix. Pretty exiting Monday night.

[Anonymous No.5965978]

>>5957382
Late as fuck but I LOVE plastic liquor containers. I don't even care how all the liquor tastes, they're so much lighter. Picking up plastic without thinking is like a little miracle whenever I'm unloading a liquor truck.

[Anonymous No.5965991]

I'd like to be drinking a black russian...but my gf is coming over and we're probably gonna fug..I'd hate to be tipsy when she's coming over. Feels rude.

[Anonymous No.5966182]

>>5965903
That sounds awesome honestly.
Better than what I'm doing, which is not drinking beer.
>being underage sucks ass
Half a year to go... So close, yet so far.

[Anonymous No.5966204]

>>5964179
honestly those aren't too bad

[Anonymous No.5966297]

>>5964179
>poor
>drinking decent beer

At least you're not drinking dirt cheap beer. I would be drinking 211 or some cheap malt liquor right now but one of my local liq stores had 3 for a dollar of summer brew coors light.

Drinking that right now and literally have 0 dollars now and no bank account. I did just get a job last week but haven't got paid yet. You should be happy with what you have because some people have it worse.