/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5952719]

amerifats everyone

[Anonymous No.5952725]

meh. it's not much worse than the chow he's gonna get in basic.

[Anonymous No.5952727]

>>5952719
I vomited a little inside my mouth.
What is the orange stuff supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.5952729]

>>5952719

OP is fuckin' JEALOUS yo!

[Anonymous No.5952730]

>>5952727
it's mac and cheese, you pinko commie faggot

[Anonymous No.5952732]

>>5952727
mac and cheese m8

[Anonymous No.5952733]

>>5952719
That looks delicious

[Anonymous No.5952751]

>>5952719
that's just the appetizer. have you seen the rest of his pics from the late meal with mom? the last three, where he's sucking hershey kisses from her fat hairy cunt? amazing.

[Anonymous No.5952760]

>>5952719
Cosmic motherfuckin brownies. Goddamn, son, I need to go get a box of those.

[Anonymous No.5952763]

>>5952732
>>5952730

Europeans rarely see food, give him a break.

[Anonymous No.5952774]

Looks like he's just eating food he liked as a kid

also

>going to tumblr to find something to shitpost with

please fuck off forever

[Anonymous No.5952775]

>>5952719
Honestly, I don't blame him.
It's feel good/safe food, he's probably nervous about basic, and he just wants to feel like a kid again one evening before he leaves to get yelled at and told what a piece of shit he is for five years, when people aren't actively trying to kill him.

[Anonymous No.5952787]

>if chicken nuggets came with gravy it'd be cat food

[Anonymous No.5952810]

>>5952719
>1 day away from joining the military
>His mother still picks and makes his meals most of the time

That is absolutely ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.5952814]

>>5952810
He's probably 17, possibly 16.

[Anonymous No.5952817]

>>5952814
have to be 18 to enlist, m9
>>5952810
military is what he needs then

[Anonymous No.5952826]

>>5952817
17 for reserves in America is min age with parental consent.

Canada it's 16.

[Anonymous No.5952827]

>>5952817
>Be 18
>Join army to get away from home and become independent
>Get out 5 years later
>Still haven't cooked anything more sophisticated than an MRE unless cook
>Still can't cook a meal

[Anonymous No.5952833]

>>5952719
Mmmm cosmic brownies

[Anonymous No.5952834]

He's eating food he loved as a kid you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.5952836]

>>5952719
OP you're a bitch

[Anonymous No.5952839]

>>5952719
>hi I'm a fat cunt who will never have the balls and stupidity to enlist

[Anonymous No.5952847]

>>5952775
THIS.
That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw that pic. That's obviously a childhood feels meal because he's scared about leaving home and going to a place where there's no outlet for his fears and feelings.

[Anonymous No.5952855]

>>5952787
Cats are obligate carnivores.
Do not feed them breading and carbohydrates. It upsets their digestive tract and can cause vomiting, diarrhea, ulcers, or diabetes.

I wouldn't give them gravy either, unless it was thickened with a bone-based gelatin.

[Anonymous No.5952983]

>>5952727
Jesus Christ dude

[Anonymous No.5952989]

>>5952719
It's his last day of freedom before he gets shipped off to some hellish war he might never return from and he just wanted a little comfort food from his childhood to put him at ease. Is that so wrong? It's not like he's eating this every day.

[Anonymous No.5952996]

>>5952847
lolwut?

the outlet for dem feels is his assault weapon. he banishes the Fear with each bullet, lodged in the skull of the Other.
>basic principles 101
>we teach, promote, and reward managing fear with violence
>america the beautiful, indeed

[Anonymous No.5953000]

>>5952855
I feed my cats pizza crusts, tortillas, and muffins all the time. They love that shit.

[Anonymous No.5953014]

>>5953000
My wife's cat is a poptart fiend. Little faggot.

[Anonymous No.5953016]

>>5952719
>you are what you eat
manchild is going to have a hard time in basic

[Anonymous No.5953025]

>>5952719

>amerifats everyone

We haven't had the draft in decades, anon.

The only people who willingly sign up for military duty are backwoods dimwits; don't assume they're representative of 'murrica just because they're fucking up the shit-hole you call home.

[Anonymous No.5953051]

>>5953025

*tips fedora*

[Anonymous No.5953086]

>>5952719
Chicken nuggets, carrots and M&M chocolates? Needs some fibre and more vegetables.

[Anonymous No.5953095]

>>5953051
He's right though. Anyone who enlists in any armed force anything other than as an officer is a fucking scrub.

[Anonymous No.5953104]

Over a hundred thousand notes.

What the fuck is so amazing with this picture that it gets 100k notes.

[Anonymous No.5953109]

>>5953086
>carrots

[Anonymous No.5953174]

>>5952719
lol fucking Americucks they eat like this everyday don't they? smh

[Anonymous No.5953233]

>>5953174
Yeah. I had a friend who literally ate nothing but easy mac, soda, chips, and those shitty store bought desert cakes.

[Anonymous No.5953264]

>>5953104
>What the fuck is so amazing with this picture that it gets 100k notes.

A combination of nostalgia for times past, hope for a better future and patriotism.

[Anonymous No.5954164]

SCUST

[Anonymous No.5954180]

>>5952719
faggot OP doesn't even follow him.

[Anonymous No.5954181]

>>5952996
Depends on the branch. He looks like a National Guard kind of guy. Do they still get weapons? Or do they have to take a feelings class before they can get a butter knife?

[Anonymous No.5954185]

>>5953000
That doesn't mean it's good for them. My old cat loved cookies and potato chips and died from diabetes

[Anonymous No.5954192]

>>5952719
This is what a toddler with no taste palette would eat

[Anonymous No.5954196]

>>5952996
spoken like a true 12 year old tryhard

[Anonymous No.5954199]

>>5952839
>fat cunt

he's skinnier than you

[Anonymous No.5954217]

>>5952719
I'd eat it. I'd have gone for better chicken nuggets though, those look a bit plain. Maybe gotten the dino ones.

Honestly the guy just wants comfort food. Shit man, I can't even count the amount of times I've visited home and just asked my mom to make some pleb shit I used to eat as a kid for nostalgia. My favorite was always her eggs and bacon breakfasts. I've never met anyone who could cook eggs as perfect as my mom.

[Anonymous No.5954233]

>>5954192
jesus christ, it hurts

[Anonymous No.5954241]

>>5954233
>muh edgy

That stuff is what trailer park parents give to their overweight kids.

[Anonymous No.5954265]

>>5954192
The younger you are the more sensitive your palette is. The whole reason why younger people as whole dislike bitter foods is because of this. As your taste buds dull you ability to handle bitter foods increases.

I child literally has better taste buds than you.

[Anonymous No.5954289]

>>5954185
>My old cat loved cookies and potato chips and died from diabetes
Yeah but the fucker died happy, didn't it?

[Anonymous No.5954318]

>>5954265
>palette

[Anonymous No.5954416]

>>5952727
>orange stuff
>>5953086
>carrots

I mac'n'cheese really exclusively American? This is news to me, unless this is some kinda funny put-on or sumthin'

[Anonymous No.5954429]

>>5954196
>what is satire

[Anonymous No.5954431]

>>5954233
Are you a female?

[Anonymous No.5954433]

>Going into the military
He was useless anyway

[Anonymous No.5954436]

>>5954433
>edgelord detected
Soldiers are men. Some good, some bad, some smart, some dumb, some brave, some cowardly. It's the military leadership that is completely fucked.

[Anonymous No.5954437]

>>5954433
>military winding down its engagements
>4 years w/ a decent paycheck, low expenses,
and possible applicable job training
>lifetime of benefits after the honorary discharge

Not if you swing it right m8

[Anonymous No.5954449]

>>5954436
>edgelord
So you're daddy died in eyerak huh.
Soldiers are men, who develop no skills or useful hobbies during their early life and need to be in a group of other similar men so they dont get called out individually for being wastes of space.

[Anonymous No.5954453]

>>5954449
By edgelord I meant troll.

[Anonymous No.5954471]

>>5954318
>faggote

[Anonymous No.5954474]

>>5954449

>*tips my fedora*

[Anonymous No.5954475]

>>5952751
The fuck

[Anonymous No.5954479]

>>5952774
Agreed

[Anonymous No.5954488]

>>5953095
Don't be mad just because you're too obese to get in, you fat ass permavirgin.

[Anonymous No.5954492]

>>5954449
>Soldiers are men, who develop no skills or useful hobbies during their early life and need to be in a group of other similar men so they dont get called out individually for being wastes of space.

Sounds a little bit like you and your family, m8

[Anonymous No.5954498]

>>5954449
You say this as your mom brings you another plate of hot pockets down to the basement.

[Anonymous No.5954511]

>>5954233
>moba faggotry
>edgy faggotry

fuck off you dumb cunt

[Anonymous No.5954516]

>>5952719

> 819 calories in the Cosmic Brownies alone
> Approx. 700 calories for 13 chicken nuggets, going by Tyson brand
> Between 400 and 500 calories of Kraft Dinner, having to guess based on how much is on plate
> About 210 calories for 1 cup of chocolate milk

Jesus fucking christ. I don't even want to get into the god damn micros and macros and fat and everything else involved in this mess.

And yet...a trashy part of me is jealous of this man. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.5954521]

[Anonymous No.5954543]

>>5954521
Is that some mother fucking kimchi on a sausage?

Awwwwwwyissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[Anonymous No.5955662]

>>5954437
>decent paycheck
minimum wage.

>>5954516
>jealous of guys meal.
me too man tbh

[Anonymous No.5955673]

>>5954416
>>5952732
>>5952730
That's mac and cheese?! Surely it's some kind of horrible boxed stuff, because that does not look anything like any mac and cheese I've seen. Even shitty microwaved versions look better than that.

[Anonymous No.5955681]

>>5955673
Looks like that Easy Mac stuff. It's obviously something boxed though, it fits the motif of frozen chicken nuggets and plastic wrapped brownies.

[Anonymous No.5955682]

>>5952719
Right after this picture was taken, he covered everything in ketchup, including the brownies and milk.

[Anonymous No.5955832]

>>5952727
mac and chesse, get some taste anon.

[Anonymous No.5955835]

>>5955682
brownies?, those are poptarts.

[Anonymous No.5955887]

>>5952827
slow cooker literal retard tier ez

[Anonymous No.5955891]

Y'all jelly? I'm gravy

[Anonymous No.5955893]

>>5952760
Honestly, fuck all the food in that picture... but those.

[Anonymous No.5955895]

>>5955835

[Anonymous No.5955896]

>>5952996

[Anonymous No.5955997]

Looks like some shut a kid would order. I would have gone to a steakhouse.

[Anonymous No.5956001]

>>5955895

It's a major stretch to call those brownies

[Anonymous No.5956011]

>>5952719
You'd be surprised what food you miss when you're stuck in middle of bum fuck nowhere

[Anonymous No.5956015]

>>5956001
Have you even had one before? Those are textbook brownies with candy topping.

[Anonymous No.5956097]

>>5955673
Looks like standard-issue Kraft Macaroni & Cheese from a box to me, which ironically is considered a national treasure in Canada.

[Anonymous No.5956153]

>>5952727
Canadians call it Kraft dinner.

[Anonymous No.5956184]

>>5952719
guy is probably 18 and leaving the nest for what could be the rest of his life. childhood is over for him, let him eat his toddler food the way mom used to make it one last time.

[Anonymous No.5956317]

>>5952827
I was the Master of dorm room cooking. A crockpot, a hotplate, a mini fridge and a microwave, and you can cook just about anything.

[Anonymous No.5956633]

>>5954289
Not really. He hated the vet and we had to take him there quite a bit and it pissed him off a lot.

[Anonymous No.5956639]

>>5956153
I learned that from listening to BNL's "If I Had A Million Dollars", the live version.

[Anonymous No.5956743]

>>5955662
>minimum wage.
more than minimum wage. and they have essentially no expenses, as well as a shitton of benefits (in the US anyway).

there are a number of good reasons to give the military shit, but pay is not one of them.

[Anonymous No.5956757]

>>5953025
I signed up because I'm not a dipshit fedora tipping autist.

I was also poor as fuck.

That, and some people actually like military culture. I'd give my left nut to go back to sea.

[Anonymous No.5956782]

>>5952774
It's not shitposting if it's food and cooking related.

[Anonymous No.5956785]

I can barely finish one star brownie thing. He has three.
Then, the chocolate milk. Fucking A so much for enjoying a nice sleep, you'll be on the toilet all night. Fucking milk.

no opinion on kraft dinner/frozen chicken nuggets.

[Anonymous No.5956788]

>>5952719
Mom "let" him pick dinner? How old is this fucking guy? Do they let middle schoolers in the military now?

[Anonymous No.5956797]

>>5956782
>as long as you talk about food it's not shitposting
nope

>>5952774
This, it's probably like a "last meal at home you used to eat as a kid for comfort" sorta thing. This stuff looks patently childlike, so that's where I'm seeing these connotations.

[Anonymous No.5956804]

he's gonna be eating this same food

[Anonymous No.5956806]

>>5956757
>military culture

Fratbro culture but with more homosexual undertones

[Anonymous No.5956807]

>>5956788
In many families, if you're still living at home, and your parents are cooking you dinner, you get no say in what they make you until they ask for your input, and that is no guarantee that your input will be used. And good for them.

[Anonymous No.5956812]

>>5956797
Uh, yeah. Sorry, but you're wrong here. You don't have to admit it, but shitposting here does get deleted and this topic has been up for a day. It's not shitposting, it's food/cooking related.

[Anonymous No.5956825]

>>5956807
This is bizzare. If you're of military age and still living at home you should be cooking your own fucking meals. You're already a burden, don't become more of one.

[Anonymous No.5956851]

[Anonymous No.5956892]

I had chinese food the night before I left for basic. Then a nice hotdog at Nathan's at the airport right before I got there.

[Anonymous No.5956948]

>>5956825
He's probably just out of high school. You're just being needlessly combative.

[Anonymous No.5956973]

>mommy made me food

What is he 12?

[Anonymous No.5957146]

>>5952817
>have to be 18 to enlist, m9

Not quite accurate. Minors can enlist, provided a parent or guardian signs a waiver.

[Anonymous No.5957150]

Dude he even said it's a meal before he heads off to the military. Probably a "special" junkfood meal from his childhood or someshit.

[Anonymous No.5957177]

>>5952719
>americans defending this

reminder that your military force is made up of these kind of people

[Anonymous No.5957181]

>>5957146
>Minors can enlist, provided a parent or guardian signs a waiver.

Well, a 17 year old can enlist with a parent's permission but that's the cut-off age, it ain't 1860 anymore.

[Anonymous No.5957191]

>>5956973
Did your mother leave you because of what a stuck up worthless excuse for a piece of shit you are when you were 13, anon?

[Anonymous No.5957225]

>>5954185
My cats eat any junk food they can get their paws on, they especially love pizza and ice cream. They're in good health.

[Anonymous No.5957282]

>>5957181
Look at that kid's face.

>LET ME TELL YOU
>ABOUT YOUTH

[Anonymous No.5957292]

>>5955895
Why are Little Debbie snacks so based?

[Anonymous No.5957300]

>>5957177
what poor people? yeah...yeah it is.

[Anonymous No.5957312]

goddamn it's fucking comfort food. that's prob the best meal he's gonna get in a while

[Anonymous No.5957314]

>>5956825
>Not having a hearty meal prepared by your mother when you return home from the military/college/real life

I'm sorry that your parents hate you

[Anonymous No.5957338]

>>5952719
>criticising a teenager's choice of comfort food made by his mom
Could you be a bigger douche?

[Anonymous No.5957418]

>>5957338
OP's a douche but I don't think he's criticizing a teenager's choice rather American food culture where this could be considered comfort food.

I just feel bad that this shitty meal is going to be his last at home for a while. I bet when he returns he'll be begging for a home-cooked meal.

[Anonymous No.5957446]

This is the kind of food that you would feed to an 8 year old. But hey, I don't judge because I also like to enjoy some mac and cheese once in a while. I think we are all guilty of eating crap food and actually enjoying the hell out of it; your inner child comes out.

[Anonymous No.5957935]

>>5957446
Every couple of months I just make a pot of velveta shells and cheese and just eat the whole thing for dinner.

[Anonymous No.5957956]

>>5956785
>Then, the chocolate milk. Fucking A so much for enjoying a nice sleep, you'll be on the toilet all night. Fucking milk.

Just because your digestive system is shit doesn't mean everyone's is.

I drink milk every day. Fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.5957962]

Nuggets and mac & cheese are fucking god tier.

Growing up parents would cook fish sticks every friday. I didn't much care for them so they would throw in some nuggets as well I could have as long as I ate a few sticks. Both went great with KC masterpiece BBQ sauce. Big ol bowl of mac and cheese to go with it.

We don't have sticks anymore on friday. Its always a fish patty used as a sandwich from one of these >>5957945 or some kind of tuna helper.

Usually a couple cups of frozen corn or a can of green beans, along with a couple of cut up carrots.

don't know about the choc milk though. Growing up we had a glass with every meal but its usually water or tea now.

[Anonymous No.5957967]

>>5952719
You sir are a swine and a faggot. Not ony should you not give a shit about what people eat the kid is going to basic. This is the last time he can realy be considered a kid, now that hes about to have his entire identity stripped from him and rebuilt. If he wants to eat something that reminds him and prepares him for for what he is about to lose then all the power to him. Seems to me hes more grown up than you kiddo.

[Anonymous No.5958062]

>>5957300
autistic girls

[Anonymous No.5958211]

>>5952719
I would eat that.

[Anonymous No.5958221]

The only thing there I would eat is the chocolate milk if it was good. Cosmic brownies aren't even real brownies. Mac n' cheese is god awful. I've never understood the obsession with chicken nuggets and having them instead of a proper fried chicken or at least fried strips of real meat.

[Anonymous No.5958385]

Call me a babby. I would devour that shit and enjoy the fuck out of it. Dip those nuggets in some BBQ sauce/honey mustard/Frank's. Mhmm. Mac and cheese IS a bit dry for my taste but mhmm none the less. Those cosmic brownies and chocolate milk?? nostalgia trip.

Look. That meal is processed as fuck. Thus it's kinda retarded having it as a last meal before you eat nothing but processed in the military, but hey, whatever. Live and let live.

I myself would've asked for some barbacoa/carne asada tacos. Maybe some fucking ice cold piss beer or margeritas with that. Some fucking nachos with proceesed cheese goo. Fire roasted salsa and plenty of guac. And some dulce de leche cake/flan. In case, you haven't guessed already, im mexican-american.

[Anonymous No.5958399]

>>5956639
I learned it from The Kids in the Hall.

[Anonymous No.5958456]

>>5952719
No, tumblr disgusts you.

[Anonymous No.5958533]

>>5957225
i thought the Garfield comic was like, satire. you people are awful

[Anonymous No.5958543]

>>5958533
Crazy cat lady, pls go

[Anonymous No.5958552]

>>5958533
I remember my cat liked a little icecream and wendy's hamburger with a little mayo back in the day. She didn't get it often. She lived until she was 20 and then others decided to put her down.

[Anonymous No.5958585]

>>5952719
I think he just wanted to eat like a kid again one last time.

[Anonymous No.5958604]

>>5958585
I think it has more to do with murderers having shit taste. We have seen it again and again in those last meal threads. This is his last meal.

[Anonymous No.5958901]

>>5954181
national guard is basically kindergarten
>>5954196
somebody just wet the bed ;_;

[Anonymous No.5959841]

>>5952727
>orange stuff

Pig food.

The children here seem to love it.