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Triple threat challenge need pro tips Anonymous Wed Nov 5 10:11:44 2014 No.5948770 [Reply] [Original]

I am representing //ck// in way back burger triple triple challenge.Help a brother win!!! I got polish this bitch off in hour.I appreciate well most tips thank you .

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 5 10:12:26 2014 No.5948773 File: 10 KB, 300x225, thP9ON6L2E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 5 10:15:08 2014 No.5948781 >>5948770 >way back burger triple triple challenge Why would you do this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 5 10:19:39 2014 No.5948788 File: 28 KB, 600x600, 1409752513991.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A better question would be why wouldn't I

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 5 10:24:07 2014 No.5948793 >>5948770 First impression, an hour doesn't seem that bad. Look up some competitive eating tips. You'd better do us proud, faggot

Anonymous Wed Nov 5 10:24:53 2014 No.5948795

>>5948770

Look bro, you need to start with a totally clean system. Two days before take a shit ton of exlax and epsom salts, yeah your gonna shit until your asshole bleeds but that's the point. Keep drinking, gallons of water with the epsom salts unitl you think your going to burst to stretch out your stomach. Once you've cleaned your shit out and noting but pure water is coming out of your asshole, you'll be ready.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 5 10:25:19 2014 No.5948797 >>5948788 Why wouldn't you make a show of gluttony that will leave you feeling bad afterward while not being so good for your health? That's like asking why not drink a whole bottle of vodka in one sitting. Just seems like a bad idea in general.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 5 10:26:45 2014 No.5948800 File: 233 KB, 500x282, 1409254759368.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5948793 I shall not fail u guys

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 5 10:28:13 2014 No.5948802 File: 114 KB, 456x356, 2ad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5948797 >why not drink a whole bottle of vodka in one sitting b.but the never ending pain of existence

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 5 10:29:04 2014 No.5948805 >>5948795 Thanks i got it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 5 10:30:51 2014 No.5948813 >>5948797 Dude i get t shirt and name on wall not 2 mention coupon 4 free meal.I want 2 win

Anonymous Wed Nov 5 10:37:18 2014 No.5948834

>>5948770
Meat first bread last. The bread will swell in your stomach as it absorbs liquid. If you eat it first it has more time to swell and take up valuable meat room. Sip water every now and again, keeping a steady pace rather than rushing. Some condiments might help break up the monotony of just burgers and cheese.

Godspeed

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 5 10:38:14 2014 No.5948836 >>5948813 >Dude i get t shirt and name on wall not 2 mention coupon 4 free meal At a fast food chain. Keep reaching for the stars, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 5 10:55:36 2014 No.5948873 File: 5 KB, 150x150, 11215999,height=150,width=150,emoticon-sick-face.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well least im not afraid 2 try.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 5 10:58:51 2014 No.5948881 File: 8 KB, 187x206, 1410278108242.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5948834 I will remember that

Anonymous Wed Nov 5 11:07:57 2014 No.5948901

>>5948770

if you hit, "the wall" or the point that you think you are unable to consume anymore, don't be afraid to stand up and do the tummy wiggle. It will compact the contents of you meal allowing for more room. You stomach is basically one gigantic internal vagina with amazing abilities to expand and contract as to accommodate all manner, shapes and sizes of food.

>>	Ghetto boy Wed Nov 5 11:15:55 2014 No.5948925 File: 18 KB, 379x214, 1411479152050.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5948901 hmmm didn't know that thanks 4 the advice.

>>	burger finger Wed Nov 5 11:37:55 2014 No.5948985 File: 12 KB, 177x189, 1410018313349.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5948770 Good luck!!

>>	Ghetto baby Wed Nov 5 12:04:30 2014 No.5949046 File: 18 KB, 396x419, 1412095915852.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5948985 Thanks B.F. your very nice

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 5 12:05:27 2014 No.5949049 gross

>>	Ghetto baby Wed Nov 5 12:07:46 2014 No.5949055 File: 18 KB, 396x419, 1412095915852.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5948985 Thanks B.F YOUR NICE

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 5 12:10:42 2014 No.5949064 File: 20 KB, 200x280, 188045_150568955013327_2876941_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5949049

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 5 12:12:11 2014 No.5949070 File: 237 KB, 431x582, 5cfa94e90024451d4e930b21.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5948985 Thanks B.F YOUR NICE

>>	burger finger Wed Nov 5 21:05:33 2014 No.5950491 File: 79 KB, 411x151, Animated_Welcome_with_Water.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5949070 Anytime

>>	O.P Wed Nov 5 21:17:13 2014 No.5950540 File: 169 KB, 1200x1098, hamburger-cartoon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5950491

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