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5941874 No.5941874 [Reply] [Original]

>cutting your sandwiches horizontally rather than diagonally

>> No.5941875
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5941875

> cutting them at all

>> No.5942089
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5942089

>>5941874
>2014
>not making little dinosaurs out of your sandwiches
Stay pleb, Amerifats.

>> No.5942104
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>> No.5942113
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>eating sandwiches

>> No.5942224

>>5941874
What's with the boring penn jillette faggotry, he's as boring as the morons that post frogs all the time... let me guess, it's the same person, that's you? BORING!

>> No.5942227

>>5942113
Another boring looking one, an upper west side manhatten male yenta... winefeld and his ilk. YAWN!!!!!

>> No.5942241
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>>5942089
What now faggot

>> No.5942246

>>5941875
/thread. You're a child, OP

>> No.5942643

>>5942241
Sweet. Well done. Now get out your TM 31-210 and turn to page 56.

>> No.5942677
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5942677

>Not cutting your sandwich in a space filling curve.

>> No.5942733
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5942733

>not folding them over

>> No.5942763

>>5941875
I have to cut mine, because I have a long moustache and it gets in my mouth when I try to eat sandwiches.

>> No.5942780
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5942780

>I don't mash my sandwiches into balls and soak them in water overnight

>> No.5942789

>>5942763
I know that feeling. I need to trim my mustache pretty soon because that's starting to happen when I eat.

>> No.5942829

Horizontal makes the half sandwich a perfect shape to hold in the hand without having those annoying flappy acute corners one would get if cut diagonally.

>> No.5942830

>>5941874 horizontally

Do you even know what that word means?

PROTIP: you can't spell horizontal without horizon

>> No.5942834

>not cutting them into thirds or fourths like toast soldiers

>> No.5942858

>>5942830
Cutting the sandwich in half horizontally to the top side of the loaf shape.
What he said is correct.

>> No.5942873

>>5942858

So he stands the sandwich up and cuts it sideways, so the knife is parallel to the horizon? That seems like a lot of work. I'd rather cut mine vertically so I can press the knife down into the plate.

>> No.5942878

>using anything else than a baguette to make sandwishes

dégoutant.

>> No.5942883

>>5941874
>not rolling your sandwich into a ball
stay pleb

>> No.5942920

>>5942873

Why ya trying to be a smartass? You know exactly what people mean when they say cutting a horizontal cut.
Cut in half from width to widths edge.
If you're not being a smartass I take it you have severe autism and apologise for questioning your sandwich cutting routine.

>> No.5942938

>>5942920

I've actually never heard of someone using any variation of the word "horizon" to describe cutting a sandwich. It seems I'm the only one in this thread that knows what horizontal means. I'm guessing the word you're looking for is perpendicular. You'll probably learn what it means in high school math. In the mean time, I'll enjoy my autistically cut sandwiches, sliced vertically in a diagonal fashion. :)

>> No.5942941

>>5942104

this changed my life

>> No.5942991

>>5942883
I always mashed it into a lump with my fists.

>tfw i've been doing it wrong all this time

>> No.5943009
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5943009

>not making the sandwich in your mouth
>mfw

>> No.5943095

>>5942938
>I've actually never heard of someone using any variation of the word "horizon" to describe cutting a sandwich.
That's because you live in your parents basement and don't have any friends. And now you can say you have heard someone use the term "horizontal" for cutting a sandwich. inb4 you throw another autistic fit about my use of "heard".

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>>5942104
>still not cutting on a bias

get your fucking shit together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImwUZrqhm0o

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>>5941874
>cutting your sandwich
>like some bitch-ass, small hands faggot

>> No.5943298

>>5943095

Do you even know what a sandwich is?

How does one horizontally cut a sandwich when it's round?

>> No.5943307

>>5943114
dis is retarded haha

>> No.5943362

>>5943095
Be thankful this is an anonymous image board. Your stupidity will only shame you privately.

>> No.5943390

>>5943307
Do you not recognize genius when you see it? It's an incredible breakthrough!

>> No.5943397

>not surrounding it in a quesadilla

>> No.5943476

>>5941874
Just it smorrebrod like a man.

>> No.5943478
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5943478

>>5943298
>>5943362
9000 hours in mspaint you autist

note: a slice of bread as viewed from above

just had to clarify that I didn't mean standing the fucking thing upright

goddam

>> No.5943493
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>>5943478

your diagram is meaningless for round sandwiches

>> No.5943502

>>5942858
>horizontally to the top side of the loaf shape
>top side of the loaf shape
>top
>side
>loaf shape

So which is it, the top or the side?

>> No.5943509

>>5943493
>round bread

>> No.5943519

>>5943509

> hamburgers
> any round buns like kaisers

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>>5943519
>cutting hamburgers

>> No.5943533

>>5943531

>>5943509 implied round bread doesn't exist

I didn't say cut your hamburger. I'm saying that now though you pleb.

>> No.5943541

>>5943533
But that's not round bread.

It's a bun.

>> No.5943544

>>5943541 a bun isn't bread

-1/10

>> No.5943548

>>5943541

u r a reetard

>> No.5943549
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>>5943544
>a bun isn't bread

>> No.5943550

>>5943544 -1/10

why do you keep doing this

do you
>not know
>how
>to
>quote

>> No.5943564

>>5943544
>a bun isn't bread
>implying owls are birds

>> No.5943566

>>5943550 >why do you keep doing this


I know how to quote just fine. It's 4chan that no longer puts greentext after the postnum, after like 10 years of doing it.

>> No.5943575
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>Not cutting diagonally across best axis

>> No.5943577

>>5943566
>I know how to quote just fine

and yet you're not doing it.

all you have to do is highlight the damned text before clicking the post number ya dingus

>> No.5943583

>>5943577 highlight

Nope. Doesn't work. The text isn't green. Also, I don't allow scripts or cookies.

>> No.5943591

>>5943583
>>>5943577 highlight
>Nope. Doesn't work. The text isn't green. Also, I don't allow scripts or cookies.

oh look all I had to do was highlight your post and click the fucking number

>> No.5943592

>>5943583
>Also, I don't allow scripts or cookies.

neither do i, and yet it works just fine.

>> No.5943595

>>5943592 works just fine

Nope. Your quote isn't on the same line as the post number like mine is. I don't know what moot fucked it up last year, but I'm not gonna change how I quote just to suit him.

>> No.5943599

>>5943595
>our quote isn't on the same line as the post number like mine is

which means it's working just fine.
putting quotes within the same line >>5943595
is something else entirely.

>> No.5943604

this fucking thread

my eyes are glazing over

>> No.5943613

who the fuck cuts a sandwich horizontally?

I cut mine vertically or diagonally

>> No.5943617

>>5943604
I hope you par boiled them first

>> No.5943643

>>5943613
I like your trip.

Give me it.

>> No.5943657

>>5943114
Oh yes I'm gonna do it next time. Oh... Wait...
Who cares?

>> No.5943671
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>I don't cut my sandwiches like this
*tips sriracha*

>> No.5943681

>>5943657
who cares about anything?
why even make a sandwich at all?
just drink a meal replacement shake.

>> No.5943715

>>5943599 something else entirely

Yes, which again, is how quoting has been done for the past 10 years. Quoting someone below their number just looks stupid and wrong.

>> No.5943720

>>5943715
>Quoting someone below their number just looks stupid and wrong.

quoting someone without the greentext looks stupid and wrong, putting the text under the numbers is just clean formatting.

>> No.5943729

>>5943720 quoting someone without the greentext

Not my problem. Blame moot. The quoted text in my post used to be green before he changed something last year.

>> No.5943740

>>5943729

it's exactly your problem. you are the problem.
you are deliberately making your posts look like garbage in a passive aggressive crusade against a man who doesn't even know you exist.

>> No.5943741

>>5943729
Totally agree with the other guy.

Your posting style is just horrid.

Stop it.

>> No.5943762

what are you, 12? What grown ass adult ever cuts a sandwich for themself?

>> No.5943766

>>5943762
THEY TASTE BETTER LIKE THAT OKAY

>> No.5943773

>>5943740

I'm deliberately making posts exactly how I and everyone else have made posts for 10 years. Garbage in, garbage out.

>> No.5943778

>>5943773
>muh 10 years
>muh years, bruh

dude get over it already, everyone else has.

>> No.5943781

>>5943778 everyone else has

If you don't like my posts, just filter them out. :^)

>> No.5943788

>>5943781
no, i'm going to do the same thing i've been doing for ten years: pointless argue about it until one of us gets bored or has to go to work

>> No.5943794

>>5943788 work

Oh wow.

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>>5943643
come and get it

>> No.5944103

>>5942241
bravo gave me a chuckle

>> No.5944442

>>5943397
>failing to coat it in batter and deep fry it

>> No.5944445

http://strawpoll.me/2924556

>> No.5944446

>>5944445

> that obvious bot voting for Little Caesars

>> No.5944447

>>5943583
>not trusting in moot

>>5943592
I've got bad news for you, you don't know how to turn off scripts.

>> No.5944449

>>5944445
>http://strawpoll.me/2924556
>votebotting shit little ceasers

>> No.5944450

>>5944442
>>5944447
missed >>5944444 dammit