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5926328 No.5926328 [Reply] [Original]

>that fried chicken

fuckin delicious

>> No.5926343

>>5926328
Be careful with that shit OP. The amount of sodium in that is insane. Eating one every two or three months won't fuck with you but anything more is just wrong.

>> No.5926346
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5926346

This bad boy

>> No.5926349

>ITT: Food for depressed middle aged people who have lost control of their life

You probably drink natty ice too OP

>> No.5926351
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>>5926346
And this bad boy. Inauthentic, fake crab, fried in shit oil, stupid cornstarch corn syrup sauce to dip it in. Quite tasty.

>> No.5926355

>>5926349
Nope. I drink almost exclusively water and milk.

>> No.5926358
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>>5926351
And these. They aren't even food technically? So the shittiest of a shit.

>> No.5926360

>>5926346
>Anything helper

So. Much. Salt.

>> No.5926364

>>5926360
>So. Much. Salt.
Ever eat out?

>> No.5926366
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5926366

As >>5926343 mentioned, the sodium is high. I do want to find a way to replicate the crust without frying it, though

>> No.5926391

>>5926366
These things are great. Quick meal at home for $1, can't beat that.

Yeah I know it's not exactly a great culinary experience but not every meal can be and this is tasty.

>> No.5926411

>>5926358
You eat fucking foam? How can you manage it.

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5926423

>>5926366
>>5926391
obligatory

>> No.5926497
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5926497

These are going to be the death of me. I have 10 boxes in my freezer right now.

>> No.5926509

>>5926497
Good drunk munchies right there

>> No.5926517

>>5926497
I'm a sucker for these also. They're not even taquitos, they're flautas

>> No.5926523
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5926523

these with instant mashed potatoes

>> No.5926539
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5926539

I fucking love this stuff. I have no idea what parts it's even made from!

>> No.5926542
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>> No.5926544
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>> No.5926551
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5926551

>>5926544
Now this is what I call tactical superiority.

>> No.5926553

>>5926366
I avoid these things.

they are tiny and very strange.

like what IS that crust? its not bread..

>> No.5926554
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5926554

good god almighty this with mustard and crackers

>> No.5926558
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5926558

I'm pretty sure this is bad for me. I think this is only a Southern thing too, their website looks like it was made in the 90's.

>> No.5926569
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5926569

these have become a must keep restocked item around the house

>> No.5926576
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5926576

Was addicted to these for a while, would just eat one for a meal.

Now still eat it as a side a lot.

>> No.5926578

>>5926497

>good source of protein, calcium, fiber

why is it allowed to put lies on packaging in your country?

>> No.5926588
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5926588

>>5926578
Not too much of a lie actually. Not particularly rich, but some nutrition is there.

>> No.5926590
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5926590

Best with strong booze, salt, leeks and dark rye.

>> No.5926596

>>5926588

That's not as bad as I thought it would be.

>> No.5926597

>>5926411
it tastes like any extruded corn snack (like cheetos puffs) without the powdered flavoring.

>> No.5926642

I think people forget a lot of these kinds of packaged foods evolved out of an era when most people did a lot of physical labor and food was expensive. The biggest issue in diets was actually getting enough calories.

America came of age in this environment and developed a taste for the stuff. Then we all started working in offices and not burning many calories. Everyone got fat..... and ever since we've been jumping from health fad to health fad.

>> No.5926974

>>5926364
You're eating in some terrible places if the chef is salting the food as much as Betty Crocker salts the Helpers.

>> No.5927280
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>>5926328
These motherfuckers right here.
It must be this brand. None of that Betty Crocker goopy paste shit.

>> No.5927297

>>5926328

What's the browny-black thing at the top right of the plate in the pic?

>> No.5927310

>>5927297
>>5927297
did you red the box? it's a brownie

>> No.5927453

>>5927280
>.80 cent canned chili
>add instant mashed potato powder
it's good
sort of

>> No.5927609

>>5926328

In other words, DRUNK FOOD... Youll find many, many, establishments in any town or city catering to this crowd... Dont feel too bad about it, anon.. happens to alot of us. Trust your tongue, brother.

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5928145

>>5926554
I like that stuff too, there's a new one with holiday packaging. Pic related. I like it on saltines or ritz maybe with some a bit of Kraft American cheese on top.

It's "Limited Edition" so you know that it's good!

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5928169

>>5927453

>> No.5928172

>>5928145
I saw that one at the store and has something to do with the military

wonder if that is something they like to eat when deployed and need food with tons of calories

>> No.5928179

>>5926328
Taco Bell. I know it's pretty awful but I love just about everything there.

>> No.5928183

For anyone that lives in NJ/The upper east coast

Wawa subs/hoagies/sammies

So fucking good. I can't handle myself.

They have the hot turkey sandwiches again. It's game over for me man, I can't not eat them everyday.

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5928200

Adding to the canned pork products: this glorious dad-preferred product.

>> No.5928201

>>5928172
If you have one of the white labeled cans post the "nutritional stuff" from the back... Here's the stuff from the back of this in holiday colors...

cal 180
fat 15g 24%
cholest 35 mg 12%
sodium 480 mg 28%
total carb 1g 0%
protein 8g 0%

I think that it's the same thing just different outside packaging.

>> No.5928204

>>5928201
don't have any on me but sure it was just diff packaging

I like to mix mine with mayo, mustard, sweet relish and put on wonder bread

>> No.5928208

>>5928204
Check it out with a few drops of chipotle tabasco mixed in, good times!

>> No.5928215
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5928215

I try not to eat garbage from the frozen food section but god damnit when its 3am and you just got home from the bar shit is a life saver. Stouffers mac and cheese, pizza bites, gas station burritos and nachos, mysterious canned meat on crackers.

>> No.5928220
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>> No.5928223

>>5928215
>>5928220

hivemind

>> No.5928236

>>5928220
>>5928215
good god
Serving Size: 1 cup
Amount Per Serving
Calories 340.0
Total Fat 16.0 g
Saturated Fat 7.0 g
Polyunsaturated Fat 0.0 g
Monounsaturated Fat 0.0 g
Cholesterol 25.0 mg
Sodium 820.0 mg
Potassium 0.0 mg
Total Carbohydrate 0.0 g
Dietary Fiber 0.0 g
Sugars 2.0 g
Protein 15.0 g

>> No.5928242

>>5928145
>with cheese

i must try this now

>> No.5928243
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5928243

I'm a monster.

>> No.5928244

>>5928243
loved the chocolate ones when i was in high school

>> No.5928257

>>5928243
I literally live near a hostess store, trust me i have to stop myself from going in. They make there shit fresh everyday.

>> No.5928269

>>5928257
>those hostess muffins

oh man they are something else

>> No.5928275

>>5928243

as a kid, this is what i always bought when i was given a few dollars. i always likes them over candy or chips.

>> No.5928310

>>5926328
I love canned herring in horseradish sauce. Don't know if it's unhealthy but good god does it taste delicious.

>> No.5928324

>>5928275

that shit IS candy, anon

>> No.5928330

>>5928324
I had 3 today.

>> No.5928339

>>5928330

it is still candy

>> No.5928356
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5928356

this shit right here. No other microwave burrito comes close, it needs to be this exact flavor from this exact brand.

>> No.5928369
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5928369

No one ever seems to talk about this

>> No.5928372
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5928372

>so fucking sweet, definitely ridiculous amounts of sugar
>only 1.39 for a giant bottle, so refreshing

I drink like 2-3 of these a week, they're too good :(

>> No.5928378

>>5928356
I fucking hate these but I also fucking love these when i'm drunk

>> No.5928384
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5928384

If I could eat canned pasta everyday I would

>> No.5928389

>>5928384
at 99 cent a can
Why aren't you?`

>> No.5928397

>>5928389
Because there's a lot of salt and other stuff that isn't good for you in it

>> No.5928406

>>5928397
Salt is so healthy
Doctor Oz suggests eating a shit ton of salt a day
Thats like two fuck loads if you're using the metric system

>> No.5928429
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5928429

>>5928384

>> No.5928536

>>5926328
You can't reheat friend chicken in the microwave and get the full effect. It must go in an oven.

You fail. You suck. You are a waste of life.

>> No.5928553
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5928553

I fucking love microwave corn dogs

>> No.5928562
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5928562

these pieces of shit, doused in hot sauce and covered in pickled jalapeenos is the only way to roll when you're drunk as fuck

>> No.5928583

White Bread

preferably wonder

>> No.5928587

>>5928562
They reek of cumin preserves, that's is the only way to eat them.

>> No.5928590

>>5928236
>Total Fat 16.0g
>Saturated Fat 7.0 g
>Polyunsaturated Fat 0.0 g
>Monounsaturated Fat 0.0 g

does this mean there's 9 grams of trans fat in that?

>> No.5928595

>>5928590
it means you need to check your cis fat privilege shitlord

>> No.5928599

>>5926328
Diet Coke.
Pop Tarts.
Hot Pockets.

>> No.5928606

>>5928590
It makes no sense.

>> No.5928614
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5928614

>>5926328
The hungry man turkey my favorite especially if you mix it with vegetables.

>> No.5928622
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5928622

These are actually pretty based.

>> No.5928634
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5928634

love this stuff

>> No.5928763 [DELETED] 
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5928763

I don't even own a microwave.
Enjoy your cancer, sheep!

http://www.mercola.com/article/microwave/hazards2.htm

>> No.5928767
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5928767

I tend to make these disappear at a high velocity.

>> No.5928768 [DELETED] 

>>5928763
http://www.safespaceprotection.com/electrostress-from-microwave-ovens.aspx

>> No.5928769 [DELETED] 

>>5928767
ur stupid

>> No.5928773
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>>5928769

>> No.5928785

>>5928773
you should feel bad for posting that pic

wtf is wrong with you

seek help

>> No.5928795

>>5928634
Beat me to it. It's really pretty good, better than a lot of restaurant stuff.

>> No.5928801
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5928801

Kozy Shack Rice Pudding

>> No.5928811

>>5927280
You're right, my older bro turned me on to Idahoan.

>> No.5928830

>>5928795

What kind of fuck-awful restaurants do you go to?

>> No.5928842

>>5928795
most restaurant stuff is frozen anyways

>> No.5928848

>>5928842

see >>5928830

>> No.5929112
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5929112

motherfucking mini corn dogs comin thru

>> No.5929164

>>5928848
I only know of this one place that makes a fresh lasagna for their lunch buffet and when it goes your out of luck

but I doubt when getting takeout from pizza/grinder shops they're cutting me off a fresh slice each time

>> No.5929183

>>5928257
As opposed to figuratively living near a hostess store?

>> No.5929190
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5929190

It's worse than soda.
But it's so fucking good.

>> No.5929206

>>5928236
how can pasta be carb-free?

>> No.5929225

>>5928811
My brother turns me on as well.

>> No.5929289

I eat instant noodle at least once a day, twice most of the time, how soon am I gonna die /ck/?

>> No.5929382

>>5928634
I make these all day long at work. So sick of seeing them.

>> No.5929539

>>5929289
You're already dead on the inside, friend.

>> No.5929561

>>5928356

these are OK, I usually dip them in BBQ sauce.. kinda odd, but it adds a bit more flavor to it.

>> No.5929600

>>5928763
>not wanting to irradiate yourself
i will be the strielok

>> No.5929752
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>> No.5929755
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5929755

>>5926328
These fuckers right here, the sauce is pure sodium but it's so fucking delicious

>> No.5929803

>>5928553
they are sooo much better out of the toaster or oven. fuck the microwave in dey ass.
my old roommate and i used to do opiates... this would be our only meal of the day for weeks at a time. he shot me up for the 1st time. kinda like he fucked me, but with a needle. not in my pussy, but my left arm. OH MEMORIES

>> No.5929808

>>5929752
GROSS

>> No.5929824

>>5928243
Aww yiss. Always got the cherry one. So good.

>> No.5929919

>>5926542
but shushi is good for you

>> No.5929992
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5929992

get on my level

>> No.5929996

>>5929225
Kinky!

>> No.5930000
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>> No.5930013
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5930013

Fuckin' McBean. Every drunk, pretentious, hipster-vegan's ruin.

>dat spicy cayenne
>dem kidney beans

fuck me

>> No.5930049

pretty much any half decent brand of cheese and onion crisps, cheese curls/balls or onion rings (specifically large/share bags, washed down with coca-cola)

>> No.5930061

>>5926328
I used to eat those every day for lunch when I was in middle school
I went to this small private school that didn't serve lunch so everyone had to bring their own and an old lady would heat them up so they'd be ready for lunch
All the other kids were poor so they'd usually have left overs and shitty sandwiches
My mom was too lazy to make me lunch so she made me these.

>> No.5930068

>>5928614
OVER 50 G OF PROTEIN

>> No.5930070

>>5926497
I used to eat these
I'd top them off with Sriaracha

>> No.5930075
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>> No.5930076

>>5926544
I'd slice thinly, pan fry on both side til fully cooked and a nice crust
Eat with rice and ssamjang

>> No.5930080

>>5930061
im sorry for you

>> No.5930082

>>5926551
>lite version has less fruit

>> No.5930085

>>5930061

>My mom was too lazy to make me lunch so she made me these.

Your mom worked at the Swanson factory?

>> No.5930086

>>5926590
Comes with its own worms

>> No.5930092

>>5928356
Nice
The ones I got came in a red bag. Dunno what the difference was
But I had to eat them with sriracha

>> No.5930329

>>5928768
>Microwaves break chemical and molecular bonds, and can literally rip atoms apart,
You think I can leverage the fact that I have a device capable of nuclear fission in my kitchen for money?

>> No.5930442

>>5929803
Well that got fucked up quickly.

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>>5928553
>>5929112
I don't know about the mini ones, but sweet jesus the regular ones are damn tasty.

>> No.5930581

>>5930070
oh, sir you are a true connoisseur!

>> No.5930589

>>5929992
can anyone elaborate on how or why bag ramen is so unhealthy, other than retarded levels of MSG in the seasoning mix? I know its low in fiber, etc. Is there any truth to reports that traces of plastics were found in the noodles in lab analyses?

also, Godspeed Anon. I remember that level

>> No.5930596

Can you cook a steak in the microwave?

>> No.5930604

>>5928200
smells like cat food!

>> No.5930643

>>5928767
Any gummy candy is crack to me. The best is when you freeze em. After a binge I swear I could bite through steel.

>> No.5931092

>>5926343
Yeah, they could tone that shit down at least a LITTLE and it wouldn't dick with the flavors that much.

>> No.5931107

I'll post a few
>slim jims
>lunchables pepperoni pizza
>alcohol of various kinds

>> No.5931111

Theres this fucking guy at my work whose entire diet is hungry man dinners and pilsbury pizza pops

He's gross, socially wierd and kinda dumb

>> No.5931113

>>5928236
>Total Carbohydrate 0.0 g
>pasta

someone is bullshitting you

>> No.5931117

>>5928257
There are hostess stores?

>> No.5931150

>>5928369
The garlic bread pizza is so damn good and always super cheap

>> No.5931154

>>5928536
you can put frozen fried/breaded meats in the oven, but the bottom just gets soggy as satan's wet asshole while the rest gets slightly crispy maybe a little

>> No.5931160
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5931160

>>5929752
those powdery shitty sprinkles and unnatural pink frosting

>> No.5931174

>>5928356
i can't eat these anymore. i was over at a friends house for a party and some fat bitch found these in his freezer and asked for like... two i think? anyway he gave em to her and after she nuked em she covered them in ranch dressing... i took one look at her plate and had to leave the room before she started eating them, i was seriously about to vomit.

>> No.5931220

>>5930643
I'm going to try this

>> No.5931234

>>5926554
How do I prepare that for a sandwich?

Like tuna? Or just plain? Any sauces on the bread?

I bought a can of this awhile ago to make a sandwich and have no idea whats best for it.

>> No.5931237

>>5926346
>tuna helper
>need to add tuna

Seems misleading

>> No.5931238
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5931238

My parter can eat 3 of these in one sitting. There are so many cans of this stuff in the house, and you daren't throw it out or a fight will start because pickiness.

>> No.5931246

>>5931237
It helps you with tuna. It doesn't say tuna dinner after all.

>> No.5931294

>>5931238
Well a proper irish stew should only contain mutton, potato, onion, and water so the packaging seems deceptive.

>> No.5931299

>>5930589
They usually contain a lot of sodium and palm oil both of which are pretty bad for you with nothing of value(vitamins, minerals) save for cheap calories.

>> No.5931340
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5931340

chicken nuggets. Any kind from anywhere. As long as it is bite sized, breaded, and at some point fried.

>> No.5932328

>>5931340
Same here. I've had shitty chicken nuggets, but never found any nug bad enough to not want to eat forever

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5932339

fuckin love this shit with some rice or pasta.

>> No.5932366

>>5929600
This guy has the right idea

>> No.5932371

>>5928763
>Obligatory "I'm better than everyone in this thread" post

Never change /ck/

>> No.5932547

>>5932371
>hating on peanut butter bars
nigga is you serious

>> No.5932646
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5932646

>>5928369
That's because I'm too busy eating it.
I'm going to die, aren't I?

>> No.5933069

>>5932547
what

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>>5928763

>> No.5933074

>>5931238

Your partner? What kind of business are you guys involved in?

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5933098

>>5926328
have hungry-mans when the wife has to travel for work, usually once a week or so. As of late have been getting the spicy fried chicken, really good.

Hung over as fuck today though and slept in, shes's already ate. Thinking of having the backyard bbq one I have in the fridge.

>> No.5933103

>>5926553
>>5926366

While I enjoy these a lot I agree about the crust. For some reason it sticks like crazy to my pan, even on foil. My only option is to just douse the bottom with stick spray and sometimes it still sticks.

Tonys I have more often however and tend to cook fine on foil on the pan.

Lately though I've been getting the Aldi's oven pizzas and really like those the best out of all the cheap frozen pizzas so far.

>> No.5933136
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5933136

surely these aren't good for you.

Been sucking these fuckers down since I was a kid. Always have like fucking 500 in the fridge, and I just leave some in the fridge so I can just drink them as well.

>> No.5933138

>>5933136
jesus. the thought of eating more than one of those makes me sick

>> No.5933139

>>5928356
LOVE these.

wait that's not what I get. What I get comes in a bag of like 10 small ones. I usually just dip them in the sour cream container

>>5929803
Buy a deep fryer. Best way to eat them

>> No.5933149

>>5933136
They have this weird after taste, every flavor

>> No.5933150

>>5928763
I don't own a stove

>> No.5933160

get these in like 10 or 12 packs. Usually before bed in the morning if there aren't any leftovers I'll toss these in the microwave for a minute, toss a slice of cheese on top and put it on a bun and just dip it in a pile of ketchup

>> No.5933162

>>5933136
Those were so good. Blue, Pink, and Green were the best.

>> No.5933164
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>>5933160
>fuck your file upload

>> No.5933178

>>5930013
The fuck. Where do I get a McBean in murrika

>> No.5933268
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5933268

when I wake up in the middle of the morning/afternoon hungry sometimes I take two slices of american and swiss cheese and fold them together, making like a rectangle cheese sandwhich and just eat that.

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>>5933268

>> No.5933301

>>5926554
how long does that shit keep i have a cant thats at least 5 years old.

>> No.5933309
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5933309

I'm only 24 and I've already resigned myself to an early death if it means I can keep eating two packs of these a week. I don't care.

>> No.5933317

>>5930589
>>5931299
https://www.yahoo.com/health/why-ramen-noodles-could-cut-your-life-short-94747327572.html

>> No.5933322
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>>5933136
whwn i was a life guard we constantly ran out of ice or ice packs because parents just fucking stole them so we would use a rubber band to tie some of those together to treat boo boos. we gave them out like free crack to the kids to when they got a scrape. then we weren't allowed to do that any more because the community board were fascists. then the ice cream truck guy went at me and my manager with a fucking wrench. i miss my easy 300 dollar paychecks.

>> No.5933323

>>5933309

we take a box of macaroni from a package of cheese and macaroni and cook it, and then chop up a package of these into the macaroni, about half inch chunks. Throw in a can of cream of mushroom or cream of chicken and mix. We have that at least once a week

>> No.5933331

>>5933323
I've been wanting to make pinoy spaghetti with them for the longest time but I can't find banana ketchup or any filipino shit anywhere. Weird as dicks considering the part of Jersey I live in is balls deep in brown asians.

>> No.5933332

>>5928243
I remember these

>> No.5933343

>>5933323
>>5933323
Why not just buy elbow macaroni?

>> No.5933351

>>5926328
that pound of food is a lie. I remember when i was a kid i had one it had a lot of food it was heavy now its light ass hell.

>> No.5933356

>>5926553
I call them pizza cookies.

>> No.5933360

>>5926423
my fucking sides exploded.

>> No.5933364

>>5928634
Try making them in the oven, it is the shit.

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5933366

>>5926423
>>5926366

I've actually done the two totinos on top of each other thing. Not my picture though,. It was amazing.

>> No.5933367

>>5929755
MOTHERFUCKER

THOSE THINGS ARE AMAZING LATE NIGHT MOVIE SNACKS

>> No.5933368

>>5930643
Finally someone understands!

>> No.5933371
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>>5933136
>mfw I found out they make Jolly Rancher flavored versions of these

>> No.5933373

>>5933368
>go to local gas station
>pick up two tall boys of beer and two bags of gummy bears
>cashier looks at me odd and asks me if I'm sure I want to buy these things
>Tell her "I'm a grown man, I can eat gummy bears with my beer if I feel like it."

>> No.5933403

>>5929755
>their egg rolls
they come out all horribly soggy and I don't care they're so fucking good ahh

>> No.5933407

>>5933371
yeah and they suck
they're just sour and weak

>> No.5933423

>>5933407

>in soviet america, lolly sucks you

>> No.5933538

>>5931294
As an Irish person who often makes stew, we fuck pretty much whatever we want in there, it's peasant food, not some strict recipe.

>> No.5933551

>>5928384
75 cents a can for Chef Boyardee where Im at

>>5933366
I'm going to do this now and add extra shit in the middle, probably some shredded cheese and cooked bacon, maybe jalapenos

>> No.5933564

>>5933403

....Are you microwaving them?

>> No.5933574

>>5928243
>my dad used to buy these for me as a treat
>mfw I felt like bobby hill

>> No.5933576

>>5928429
But I did. And I'm ashamed of myself.

>> No.5933584
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Dick's Deluxe, for me

>> No.5933625

>>5930013
I want to become the McBeaner.

>> No.5933630
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>>5933074
Ayyyyyy

>> No.5933638

>>5933323
Who is this "we"?

>> No.5933655

>>5933074
o i am laffin

>> No.5933660
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>>5933074

>> No.5933683

I like Chef Boyardee ravioli. Especially when you get down to the last few and you mashed them and eat with a piece of toast.

>> No.5933699

>>5926328
>microwaved fried chicken
>delicious

It just doesn't work that way. Nothing crisp about microwave. You've got it all wrong, man.

Start living right.

>> No.5933701
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>>5930000
> La Choy mini egg rolls

Do they still makes these?

Because I used to love them when I was kid (with sour cream) but when I've looked nowadays, all I see are pizza rolls.

>> No.5933705

>>5933683

You don't have to be running low on raviolis to mash them and put them on toast.

You could take a couple cans and mash all of it up, then put it in a jar and use it as a spread on toast, maybe for your breakfast.

Use a butterknife.

Better yet, just use butter, you savage.

>> No.5933714

>>5926544
Believe it or not, Spam isn't that unnatural. It's essentially a pork shoulder aspic that just forms out of the gelatin in the pork shoulder bone. They don't add much weird shit to it.

>> No.5933716

>>5926597
dafuq

>> No.5933719

>>5933699
who said shit about crisp. Its still fucking delicious.

>> No.5933720

>>5928172
lolno.
Murica military either: Eats MRE's if no FOB w/ chow hall is available, or; they eat at a defac of some sort.

>> No.5933721

>>5928369
>roommate bakes Tyson chicken nuggets (the spongy, mechanically separated kind) onto a Tombstone pizza
>I take a bite
>vomit in the toilet 10 seconds later

THAT SHIT IS UNNATURAL

>> No.5933723

>>5928595
/thread

>> No.5933726

>>5929600
under rated post

>> No.5933727

>>5929755
I can't do these anymore. I was dating this girl last year and we decided to get cheap vodka, fruit juice cause she's a pussy that needs a mountain of juice to swallow any alcohol and those fucking pot stickers. Anyways we get shitfaced and oh shit I'm a little too drunk, I get the spins but carry on fucking her. "Anon I'm sooo horny. Anon I don't feel too good" she vomits on herself while riding me and covers me and the bed with fruit juice vodka and a unholy amount of potstickers. I'm rambling, how are you Jim?

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>>5933538
>we fuck pretty much whatever we want in there

>> No.5933959

>>5926558
>White meat chicken salad
No shit, Mrs. Stratton

>> No.5933985
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5933985

Love this shit so fucking much, I know it's disgusting just hunks of fat and skin, most pieces have hair and a heavy dusting of msg god I fucking love it

I used to eat two packs everyday but that's just out of hand so I'm only allowing these when I'm drunk, but that just means I have an excuse to get drunk - so I can stuff my fat faggot face with this heaven.

I need help

>> No.5934037

>>5933699
op here. i cook it in the oven, silly.

>> No.5934231

>>5933638
his mom

>> No.5934733

>>5933564
Yeah, but it does say that you can do them in the microwave or the toaster oven. That's just me though, I always microwave things like cold pizza or french fries rather than toast them like you probably should
I like floppy soggy food

>> No.5935050

>>5928257
that emotion when the hostess outlet nearby turned into a Zoomba studio

>> No.5935247

>>5930589
>MSG
>unhealthy

LOL

>> No.5935473

>>5926328
hamburger helper

>> No.5935516

>>5935050
mine because a crossfit studio :(
IDK man this generation

>> No.5935520

>>5935473
I had it once, it turned into greasy mac n cheese and was really disgusting
I'm going to try it again, I think maybe I needed to drain the hamburger more

>> No.5935527

>>5935516
Yeah how dare people want to exercise

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>>5935527

Exercise is not training.
-M. Rippetoe

>> No.5935547

>>5927297
Oh damn man, that was the best part of the meal. It burned on the edges to form a sort of chewy/crispy ring that surrounded a molten hot barely cooked middle.

>> No.5935653

>>5926328
i used to eat this all the time, just ate it again thanks to you, it was alright.

>> No.5935656

>>5935529
>dat Rippetoe GOMAD pic
lol'd`

>> No.5935682

>>5930000
these taste so good but take so long to cool down and if you eat it while it's hot it burns your tongue then you can't taste.

>> No.5935802

>>5928200
i grew up on sandwiches of these with gobs of mayonnaise, bet it's still good but i don't even have a toaster

>> No.5935809

The local jail serves nothing but frozen dinners. And they are usually whatever they can get cheap.

One guy I know spent who some time in jail on drug charges would often save his for later but never get around eating them. One day the jailer found them under his bunk and put them all back in the freezer.

You can guess what happened.

When the jail inmates started eating them, they all got food poisoning. The guy I knew wasn't very popular after that.

>> No.5937068

>>5935809
did anyone die?

>> No.5937133

>>5937068

They all survived to offend again.

The one I knew went to prison for another crime less than a year after that.

>> No.5937151

>>5931154
Wrong. You only need to turn it over after the top is crisp.

Fucking rookies.

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>>5937068

it has been reported that some male inmates in prison are forced into performing homosexual acts for cigarettes and small favors

couldn't he have traded sodomy for a bologna sandwich or a chicken pot pie?

>> No.5937162

>>5926328

lel i used to buy tons of these in college

that chicken was pretty good

>> No.5937180

>>5926569
these fucking taste almost EXACTLY like what you get from white castle

>> No.5937190
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>>5937180
>>5926569

is this real life?

what exactly does this post mean?

>> No.5937202
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5937202

Not even a teenager anymore I still love to eat those with some red hot sauce when drunk.

>> No.5937224

>>5928183

Wawa isn't shit, though. Holy fuck wawa is amazing, both the subs and the sizzlis. And the coffee is divine.

Cold turkey, toasted, pepperjack, jalapenos, whole wheat bun, spinach, pickles.

>> No.5937225

>>5937190
Something is so amaz or unbeliev that it's likely to not even exist in reality. So you are forced to ask.

>> No.5937232

>>5928384

>few days ago, craving for this
>haven't had it since I was a kid, never liked it then
>buy canned ravioli
>eat
>???
>sauce tastes like they dumped sugar in it
>soggy, no texture ravioli
>no seasoning
>ate it all anyway, would eat again

Doesn't compare to real ravioli, which i now crave and have no way to procure right now.

>> No.5937234

>>5937225
ohhhh

that actually makes perfect sense

>> No.5937235

>>5926576
Their rice sides and pasta sides are all pretty good and can be made quickly.

Used to eat a lot of them in college.

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5937240

>>5933309

I love hot dogs. On a white bun with relish. I could eat them every day... I only eat them about twice a year.

>> No.5937241
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5937241

>>5937232

used to eat that stuff as a kid

buy 2 cans at Walgreen's on sale

heat up, take one bite

never again

next day throw other can at police car

>> No.5937245

>>5928356
I used to eat these all the time but I kind of got sick of them.

Last time I ate one was after a drunken fuckfest with a girl who was obsessed with these.

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>> No.5937251
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>> No.5937377

I eat mayo and cheese sanwiches often

>> No.5937420

>>5926411
Just in case you are retarded enough to try, it is only for cornstarch puffs.

>> No.5937428

>>5937251
That crust looks gorgeous.

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>> No.5937447

>>5937251
Oh fuck my ass, where can you get that?

You cook it right in the package?

>> No.5937463

>>5937202
What country is that from?

>> No.5937464

>>5937251
Actually pretty good, I've never seen anything wrong with fray bentos. Can't really fuck up a pie.

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5937797

>>5928243
I've legitimately never seen peach or blackberry flavored Hostess pies in my life. Cherry and Blueberry were my childhood jam, if pic related was not available.

>> No.5937816

>>5931340
Yeah, Tyson chicken strips were all I ate for a month during a really bad depressive alcoholic spell.
Trick is to cook em at a lower temp for longer than the package instructions, so the ice evaporates, then the breading gets crispy without burning. And also to be smoking indoors, drinking a fifth a day and to give up on all ambition, hygiene and self-respect

>> No.5937821

>>5937251
Yeah that looks fucking great.

>> No.5937829

>>5937464
They're not that great, maybe not shit tier but definitely student tier.

>> No.5937833

>>5931117
>not living in the midwest

>> No.5937838
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5937838

My favorite processed cheese product. I still buy it despite getting the shits after eating too much.

>> No.5937862

>>5937248
I want to visit Scotland purely for its amazing junkfood.

Is this wrong?

>> No.5937865

>>5937862
>Is this wrong?

Yes. Most of it is terrible crap, invented for tourists like you.

>> No.5937866

>>5937865
>Irn Bru
>Munchy boxes
>invented for tourists

I don't think so.

>> No.5937869

>>5937866
That's a very small list of stuff. Let's not pretend that pretty much every single "Deep fried $X" is a gimmick.

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>> No.5937875
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>>5937869
Oh, I didn't know there were a bunch of gimmicks.

I just want Irn Bru and munchy boxes.

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>> No.5937887
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>>5937875
you can probably buy Irn Bru online

>> No.5937891

>>5937887
>I'm so Scottish I shit William Wallace

>> No.5937892
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5937892

>>5937875
Can confirm, I went to Scotland and the munchie box was satisfying.

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>> No.5937900
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5937900

They're really expensive for microwave crap but I love them so much. Almost every kind of this brand is so fucking good it stinks the house up with thai smell.
I only get them less than once a month on average but they are so worth it.

On the cheaper side the maruchan yakisobas are also good.

>> No.5937912
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5937912

jar hotdogs

>> No.5937924

In this thread we pretend foods with high salt and/or sugar content has intrinsic value, e.g. junk food.

>> No.5937929

>>5937924
Nobody's claiming this shit is nutritious.

>> No.5937935

>>5937463
>compulsory French text on packing
Must be Canadia

>> No.5937936
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5937936

>>5929992
This shits all over that

>> No.5937965

>>5937912
I used to buy those in germany. Pretty nice to just snack on or have a quick lunch.

>> No.5937989

>>5934733
You are a hybrid amongst humanity.

>> No.5938050

>>5933323
>shit brand pig anus and cartilage hotdogs
>box powder mix mac and cheese probably made with margarine and 2% milk
>two fucking cans of condensed soup

this is not food

you are not people

>> No.5938077
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5938077

When I've had a stressful day, I sometimes buy a bag of wavy Lays, a container of sour cream, and some onion soup mix, and eat chips and dip for dinner. I try not to eat the whole thing in one sitting, and usually fail.

>tfw you realize you just ate a whole pound of sour cream

>> No.5938084

>>5938077
I could probably think of 10 lazy meals that would be more appetizing than that.

Also, try a hidden valley ranch dry packet in your sour cream next time if you want to switch it up

>> No.5938178

>>5937887
>>5937875
I always thought Bru was an alcoholic drink. What does it taste like?

>> No.5938180
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5938180

>>5935529
Some one call me?

>> No.5938762
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5938762

>>5926328

>> No.5938770
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5938770

It's a burger with bacon and a fried egg on a powdered donut. They market it as "brunch" and I think it's the best thing

>> No.5938771
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5938771

I can't stop

I can't stop

I can't stop eating this heavenly, unhealthy as fuck, delicious trash

>> No.5938796

>>5937241
It tastes like shit because it's not the same recipe as before. Walmart's generic brand tastes more like what this stuff used to taste like.

>> No.5938806

>>5938771
I didn't know how much this pasta tastes like cardboard until I started eating Annie's instead.

>> No.5938661

There's this one thing at the Chinese buffet a few blocks away that I always have to get when there. It's a crab, veggie and cheese casserole(?) that usually has this sheen of oil on top and smells like something from a school cafeteria but I just absolutely adore it.

>> No.5938728

>>5930061
What type of mom gives their kid this shit errryday

>> No.5938731

I like the Hungry Man meatloaf and I get that rubber turkey shit for the potatoes and stuffing. It's all crap, but when you're tired and don't feel like cooking, it fills the hole.

>> No.5938735

>>5933136
Flavor ice Fuck that it's all about otter pops especially the purple one

>> No.5938739

>>5933164
Shieet these are good fried up on a roll with some lettuce and ranch.

>> No.5938745
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I like these they're pretty good and I get full off o one and a piece of bread

>> No.5938751
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>>5926328
in the subway station on the way home

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>> No.5939335

>>5938771
The store brand us almost always better than this crap. It's the cheap tube pasta and not the superior elbow macaroni, and it barely tastes cheesy.

Apart from making homemade, I figure if I'm eating this trash I'm going all in and making beef ramen, loosely drained, with a fistful if cheddar and 4/5 the season packet. It's vastly superior to any boxed Mac'n'cheese while simultaneously being cheaper and not needing milk or butter. You're welcome.