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One of these will fill my growler at 5pm today. Pick which.

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>> No.5916721

All of them

>> No.5916723

>>5916717
black chocolate stout

>> No.5916724

>>5916717
Fuck my ass, when did beer get so miserably pretentious?

>> No.5916733

I'd try the Rhubard Gose. Mainly because I've had similar styles/flavors of beers that are in all the others but I've never had a rhubarb beer before.

>> No.5916736

>>5916724
Since fedora

>> No.5916744
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>> No.5916748

>>5916733
I haven't either. I also haven't tried a Saison though

>> No.5916750

>>5916717
>fill my growler

Where I come from, "growler" means "vagina" so I was simultaneously amused and aroused by your post.

That is all.

>> No.5916754

>>5916724
About the time america started making the best beers on the planet.

>> No.5916767

>>5916754
I dunno. I just see a whole bunch of tryhard on that menu

>> No.5916788

>>5916767
I know you kids think tryhard means bad but you have much to learn.

>> No.5916793

>>5916788
Did you brew those silly beers? If not, why so mad?

>> No.5916795

>>5916717

Why would you even ask.

Black chocolate stout is the obvious choice. Probably delicious and 10 ABV. Milk coffee stout sounds delicious too but you would have to drink a ton of that to get a buzz @ 4.2 ABV.

>> No.5916800

>>5916788
Beer is beer. Wine is wine. Stop trying to make beer into the new wine.

>> No.5916805

>>5916717
That typesetting makes me angry and confused.

>> No.5916808

>>5916724

Around the time "beer guys" got a chip on their shoulder about wine and decided "if I don't understand it, it's pretentious so I'll be pretentious too and then we'll be the new wine"

>> No.5916809

>>5916717
>fill my growler
Is that what you call your mouth?

>> No.5916810

>>5916805
agreed.

>> No.5916820

>>5916717
I pick that you toss a bomb in that fucking hipster cesspool.

>> No.5916827

>>5916717
those names are terrible

>> No.5916850

>>5916717
#4 Brooklyn Black Chocolate Stout
because you're not a filthy poorfag, are you?

>> No.5916854

>>5916800
>Stop trying to make beer into the new wine.
this
it really all does, more or less, taste the same. if you wanna get drunk do it without being an insufferable faggot

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>>5916805
>That typesetting makes me angry and confused.
>>5916810
>agreed.

>> No.5916861

>>5916854

Were your taste buds fried off as a child?

>> No.5916865

>>5916717
Chocolate Stout ftw

>> No.5916866

>>5916754

Actually, this is partially true, and I hadn't considered it before, but since the USA has started making some of the best beers, the pretentious level has gone through the roof.

I've been a beerbore for decades, and only in the last two or three years have I seen people starting to rave about hop varietals and terroir.

Beerfags used to laugh at winefags for being pretentious wankers, now if you order anything that's not a pint of wifebeater, you get lumped in with hipster faglords.

>> No.5916868

>>5916861
He's either 13 or chain smokes

>> No.5916874

>>5916717
Why would you fill your vagina up with beer?

>> No.5916901

>>5916868
>2014
>not chain smoking
Have fun being uncool, faggot.

>> No.5916912

>>5916868
>not living in Flavour Country

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>>5916866
Its ok to enjoy things deeply.
It does not make you pretentious .
It does however seem to make people on the internet angry.

>> No.5916942

>>5916922
>hipster douchebag 4 lyfe

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>>5916874
>2014
>not using the most efficient vehicle for alcohol

>> No.5917074

>>5916744
dubs = truth

>> No.5917076

>>5916750
ex-gf called her poops growlers because her stomach would make a lot of noise before she shat>>5916942
upset

>> No.5917091

>>5917076
She sounds like a real classy lady.

>> No.5917103

>>5917091
she loved to fuck, batshit crazy though.

>> No.5917104

#5 sounds awesome

>> No.5917111

>>5917104
I've had it, it's good but it's almost too sweet. Has almost a syrup feel

>> No.5917155
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you ask, i tell dogfish ale.don't know about the "pumpkin" part.. seasonal dogfish is prreddy good. but 64 oz? growler? that woulcd hardly make it in the door. not encouraging drunkness, but you get 5-6 peoplr that's gone.and then drinking and driving. be careful. whenI was on flight status it(thye rule) was > 72 betwwen the bottle and thrtttle. aconfirned alki, son of an alki, military and ex leo. no sin in that. if i get on a plane,train,buss or ship it's ok te have a drink or 5. but the pilot, nav, or crew? never. and older usaf rotc nav topught me that. they don't call it souls aboard for nothing they are trusting you. When shit happens, and it will, it happens fast and requires all your wits.

>> No.5917165

>>5916717

What type of beer do you usually drink or gravitate towards? If you haven't had a saison I don't recommend getting an entire growler, they're very similar to a belgian beer. I'd say try the gose or I can't see the chocolate stout being bad either

>> No.5917174

>>5917165
I've gotten the dogfish punkin before, tried the stone coffee stout on thursday (loved it). I mostly drink stouts or ales. I've also had the weizenhammer and thought it tasted like farts. Not like the usual hefeweizens that I do like

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>>5916922
>Its ok to enjoy things

>> No.5917229

>>5916717
One of these will fill my "growler" at 5pm today. Pick which.

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>> No.5917242

>>5917229
Dark saison with hibiscus and shit, most interesting and hibiscus berries sounds lifting and tasty

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>>5916717
What the fuck am I reading.

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>>5917175
sure,but... that's a swamp itno which i will not wade. been their, done that. some things, obviously. some, not so much

>> No.5917283

>>5917281
Wat

>> No.5917315

Beer with stuff in it? How pretentious.