What's the best breakfast and why is it a full English?

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Anonymous Sat Oct 25 07:13:39 2014 No.5916131 [Reply] [Original]

What's the best breakfast and why is it a full English?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 07:17:19 2014 No.5916134 I prefer eggs in hell or eggs benedict.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 07:17:57 2014 No.5916135 File: 626 KB, 711x400, colazione napoletana 2011-05-12-08h32m49s151.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My traditional brekkie is best. Full English is too heavy for me. Makes a good mid-day meal, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 07:19:34 2014 No.5916137 >stodgy canned baked beans in tomato sauce There are so many better ways to do beans people should stop eating that slop

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 07:21:35 2014 No.5916140 >>5916137 Heinz baked beans are god tier m8t

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 07:22:19 2014 No.5916142 >>5916131 >this_thread_again_why.jpg

Anonymous Sat Oct 25 07:26:48 2014 No.5916148

>>5916140

>Heinz beans have been ruined since they started making them in Holland. European legislation made them take all the salt out, Brussels has gone too far, this is why we should leave the EU.
>why not just put some salt int them while they're cooking then?
>That's not the point, muh sovreignity, muh self-determination, we should leave the EU
>Then you'd have to import Hainz Beans from Europe, with tariffs and taxes, so they'd cost twice as much and they'd still have no salt in them
>That's not the point, LEEAVE EU NAO, They're messing with traditional British products
>Heinz is an American brand, m8
>THAT'S NOT THE POINT LEAVE EU NAO

Actual conversation I had with a moron a couple of days ago.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 07:35:57 2014 No.5916160 >>5916148 Yeah there's a lot of anti EU bigotry going on in the UK at the moment, mainly perpetuated by a bunch of Nazis in disguise; UKIP. We're eating far too much salt now days anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 07:36:44 2014 No.5916162 >>5916135 >brekkie Do you not know how to spell "breakfast"?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 07:38:13 2014 No.5916164 >>5916160 American here. What are we going to do about the growing Nazi problem in our countries? It seems like it's getting worse and worse every day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 07:43:42 2014 No.5916175 >>5916164 We should all sit round a full English and decide. Jokes aside, when you get economic downturns hateful right wing doctrine always gains traction.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 07:44:27 2014 No.5916176 >>5916164 Introduce more matzo ball soup into their diets

Anonymous Sat Oct 25 07:47:03 2014 No.5916181

>>5916175
>hateful right wing doctrine

also hateful left-wing doctrine (which is invariably right wing doctrine in disguise). So you end up with the bizarre Greek coalition of Nazis and Stalinists.

It's not much different to 1914 right now, and if something doesn't give, there's going to be "strong men" emerging all over to fill the gap. Then we'll have to have another big war, which will no doubt make a lot of people happy and give an even better opportunity to reduce civil liberties.

Fun times ahead, kids.

Anonymous Sat Oct 25 07:47:50 2014 No.5916183

>>5916175
I think it's come to the point where the citizenry is completely fucked unless we get the military on our side. If we can convince them that they're being fucked just as much, if not more than, everyone else, there might be some kind of coup, and if the right men are in charge of it, they'll know that they have to allow a new government to be formed that isn't controlled by the military. I think about this a lot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 07:48:30 2014 No.5916184 File: 11 KB, 452x523, 1414118734474.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5916176 Wonder who could be behind this post

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 07:50:32 2014 No.5916192 >>5916162 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brekkie

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 07:51:30 2014 No.5916196 >>5916192 #rekt

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 07:53:56 2014 No.5916202 >>5916196 >>5916192 >>5916162 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brekkie

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 07:54:34 2014 No.5916205 >>5916183 >expecting the military to save you from totalitarianism >I think about this a lot. You don't think about reading history books a lot, do you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 07:54:37 2014 No.5916206 >>5916202 >Australian slang It all makes sense now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 07:57:41 2014 No.5916209 >>5916206 I'm not Aussie. I don't have enough skin cancer. It's a Brit term too, m8.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 08:01:43 2014 No.5916217 >>5916181 Yeah you're right, China is a good example - we're all fucked ha.

Anonymous Sat Oct 25 08:02:59 2014 No.5916219

>>5916205
What about Turkey? They were doing alright for a while. I know that it's not likely, but it's one of only three possible options: we progress into a completely totalitarian state, the entire system falls apart, or we have a revolution. The revolution cannot succeed without the support of the military; it would be crushed otherwise. There are some incredibly intelligent, and surprisingly liberal, members of the military, especially among officers/NCOs who lead infantry forces and have personal relationships with grunts. I'm holding out hope that enough of them will get fed up with being treated like tools to be disposed of once they're no longer useful and help the people start something better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 08:04:26 2014 No.5916222 File: 272 KB, 1600x1200, UK 2013 015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hard to get a good photo of a full English because of all dat brown. Still look fucking glorious though.

Anonymous Sat Oct 25 08:05:40 2014 No.5916227

Back on point, how does /ck/ feel about chips being thrown into the mix? I know it goes against tradition but I always like a bit of potato action and don't feel like hash browns (unless they are really good and have onion in the) cut the mustard.

Also, brown sauce for the win.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 08:05:46 2014 No.5916228 >>5916222 Is it weird that my favorite part is the tomato? I fucking love grilled tomato.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 08:09:09 2014 No.5916233 >>5916228 Not at all, I'm actually glad more places tend to do it now instead of tinned toms.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 08:10:42 2014 No.5916234 Not for me - hash browns are just right. Sauteed potatoes can work.

>>	Piracy !!1zjmpE5cmno Sat Oct 25 08:12:51 2014 No.5916240 Black pudding is what makes a full English the GOAT

Anonymous Sat Oct 25 08:13:42 2014 No.5916242

This thread has inspired me to go to the one English style pub in my town and get their full English. They're normally not open in the mornings, but every Saturday they put the EPL on the TVs and serve a full english. Never tried it, but I've heard good things. Will report back later on whether it's actually good, or the Midwesternized garbage I've come to expect out of this town.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 08:14:57 2014 No.5916244 >>5916196 I think you mean >#brekt

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 08:15:59 2014 No.5916246 >>5916242 get a photo

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 08:16:00 2014 No.5916245 >>5916242 Actually, I want you Britbongs to decide if I should go or not. http://www.thefoxpubandcafe.com/menus.html What's your opinion on their menu?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 08:19:08 2014 No.5916253 >>5916240 I had full irish in dublin and the only difference that I could tell was the irish one had black and white pudding. It reminded me of the black pudding we have in sweden only it was helluva lot more greasy and a pretty bad texture

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 08:19:59 2014 No.5916256 >>5916245 Give it a go and this >>5916246 Menu isn't bad, pleasantly surprised to see curry and chips on there lol.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 08:22:25 2014 No.5916259 >>5916245 Nice selection, could be shit, could be amazing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 08:22:57 2014 No.5916260 >>5916256 They don't open until 9, which is about an hour and a half away. Which team should I root for? I only ever watch association football when it's an international competition.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 08:24:27 2014 No.5916264 >>5916227 >chips >hash browns Do you even full english m8? Bubble is the only way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 08:25:08 2014 No.5916266 >>5916260 Southampton

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 08:26:35 2014 No.5916268 >>5916266 Is that pronounced sout hampton or south ampton?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 08:28:20 2014 No.5916273 >>5916268 South-hampton But South-ampton is what people tend to actually say.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 08:29:04 2014 No.5916275 >>5916260 Sunderland, they need all the help they can get at the moment. >mfw city are 1-0 down to the hammers >>5916264 I can't be dealing with cooked cabbage on a hangover m8t

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 08:32:54 2014 No.5916286 So what's with the sunny-side-up eggs in all of these? Don't they know how to properly fry an egg in bongistan?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 08:38:30 2014 No.5916296 >>5916286 It's just the done thing, good for dipping your fried slice in - one of the most hedonistic pursuits if there ever was one.

Anonymous Sat Oct 25 08:48:01 2014 No.5916312

>>5916131
>tfw cannot do hash browns for my life

I mean, they TASTE fine, but I always end up with this half-scorched pan-sized potato cake, and it always takes much longer than the rest of the meal. Is there some trick I'm missing for quick, easy hash browns?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 08:57:37 2014 No.5916325 >>5916312 You ARE using cooked potatoes and letting them warm up from being in the fridge, right?

Anonymous Sat Oct 25 09:04:09 2014 No.5916334

>>5916131
A good English Breakfast is the one you make yourself.

I like to have: back bacon, sausage, baked beans, eggs, fried/grilled tomato, fried bread, mushrooms, and fried bread or hash browns.

I find a lot of English/British food is better when you make it yourself, at least it is for me when I make it. I don't think you can really go to a restaurant to experience it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 09:05:46 2014 No.5916341 >>5916228 Naw, grilled tomato is my favourite part as well. Tomatoes are just Godly all-around.

Anonymous Sat Oct 25 09:12:29 2014 No.5916359

>>5916245
>England’s version of everyone’s favorite, Shepherd’s Pie!
Please, both cottage and shepherd's is English (and interchangable).

>no sunday roast

The "Taste of England" bit is a bit lacking to be honest, though I can't even see full english on there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 09:13:31 2014 No.5916361 >>5916359 The full english isn't a part of their regular menu. They only do breakfast on Saturdays, and it's just that one meal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 09:15:30 2014 No.5916366 >>5916164 You'll probably come to "rescue" us again by killing everyone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 09:16:44 2014 No.5916368 >>5916366 What if England and America falls into the hands of Nazis, and the world has to be saved by Germany?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 09:17:37 2014 No.5916369 File: 41 KB, 919x737, 1385803691684.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5916175 >hateful

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 09:20:11 2014 No.5916374 >>5916369 I used to pretend to be a bigot on the internet, but then I saw so many idiots taking it seriously and agreeing with me that I had to stop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 09:53:35 2014 No.5916444 >>5916244 Underrated post

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 10:21:46 2014 No.5916504 pot noodle and a wank ftw

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 10:24:27 2014 No.5916511 >>5916504 >pot noodle for breakfast Posh. Round here, the full english is two cups of tea and six Lambert & Butler.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 10:32:08 2014 No.5916528 >>5916511 >lamby bamby's I wanked off me mate for a teenth of soap-bar. not gay tho.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 10:39:29 2014 No.5916543 >>5916140 Sainsburys' own brand are far superior.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 10:42:22 2014 No.5916548 >>5916543 Waitrose or go home. All other supermarkets a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 10:44:58 2014 No.5916554 >>5916548 I llike sainsbur'ys it keeps the riff-raff out of waitrose

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 14:45:07 2014 No.5917243 >>5916368 THAT would be a twist

Anonymous Sat Oct 25 15:30:30 2014 No.5917378

>>5916554
I like fucking with the system, I will go into Iceland, get the crap shit I want and then mosey into Waitrose to buy mai artichoke hearts, deli meats etc. You can almost smell the despair on their stuck up faces as they see the Iceland carrier bags...priceless.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 15:35:55 2014 No.5917397 File: 1.29 MB, 384x184, anigif_enhanced-buzz-31980-1405848411-11.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5917378

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 15:36:30 2014 No.5917399 Toast with a sharp cheese and salad sprouts Croissants with hazelnut spread (not the gross meme kind) Orange juice Fresh strawberries Tea Then sex afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 20:03:46 2014 No.5918197 So...why is this breakfast so great?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 20:15:53 2014 No.5918237 >>5918197 It's a good balance of carbs, fats and proteins (depending on how you portion it).

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 20:27:08 2014 No.5918257 >>5916548 Local farm shop or GTFO.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 20:28:43 2014 No.5918261 >>5917378 is this for real? I see plenty of poor people in waitrose. Its prices are not any different from the other supermarkets.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 22:27:52 2014 No.5918558 >>5916148 Learn how to greentext, you fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 22:31:44 2014 No.5918568 It is GOAT, but i can't have it right now because i'm on a cut :/

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 22:34:52 2014 No.5918576 >>5916131 I'm partial to a good breakfast burrito myself but i'd love to make a full english breakfast minus the tomato sometime

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 22:40:30 2014 No.5918589 >>5916131 Are those fucking baked beans? We usually eat that shit with barbeque over here in normalville

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 22:46:25 2014 No.5918599 >>5918589 If its good enough for barbeque its good enough for breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 09:01:51 2014 No.5919500 >>5918261 >I see plenty of poor people in waitrose What's your technique for identifying them, the peasants are looking more and more like us.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 09:02:31 2014 No.5919503 >>5916131 No wonder the UK is the most obese country of europe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 09:03:17 2014 No.5919506 >>5916131 >tfw tried to make a bastardized full english breakfast >ended up with two pieces of buttered toast cut diagonally, scrambled eggs, three sausages, sliced apple, and rice.

Anonymous Sun Oct 26 09:06:32 2014 No.5919518

>>5919503
Despite it's name it's actually not commonly eaten over here, most people don't have the time to make it and just have cereal for breakfast. If you ask anyone they usually only have it when staying abroad/in a hotel. Though I like to make it occasionally, maybe like once a week or something since I'm a housewife, it's a pretty good way to start the day if you don't have it too often or balance what you have for the rest of the day around it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 09:13:21 2014 No.5919536 >>5919506 what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 09:16:41 2014 No.5919543 File: 49 KB, 480x604, mew.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5919536 w-what?

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 09:33:30 2014 No.5919574 File: 246 KB, 1550x1011, mcdonalds_hawaii_breakfast2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 09:33:56 2014 No.5919575 >>5919570 Surely looking at the fat knacker across the table would put you off eating all that. I think I'll just have a croissant and some jam, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 09:38:05 2014 No.5919583 >>5919570 what is the black disc thing? Canadian here, never seen it before. everything else looks pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 09:39:24 2014 No.5919588 >>5919570 Someone list everything on that plate. I don't know what a lot of that stuff is. I know the mushrooms, sausage, beans, and tomato. THe others I am clueless about

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 09:40:33 2014 No.5919593 >>5919583 Black pudding. It's a type of sausage made with blood.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 09:40:39 2014 No.5919594 >>5919588 ham, tomato, beans, sausage, egg, mushrooms, looks like corn beef hash and I don't know wtf that black disc thing is or the spherical fried shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 09:43:37 2014 No.5919604 >>5916131 If you're not like a traditional lumberjack or something you'll get fat for devouring that amount of greasy shit for breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 09:44:47 2014 No.5919611 >>5919604 define traditional lumberjack, I eat similarly for breakfast and am not fat.

Anonymous Sun Oct 26 09:48:03 2014 No.5919615

>>5919588
>bacon (back bacon, not that fatty belly bacon that you're probably used to if you're American)
>egg, looks like a poached egg rather than the usual fried egg you get with a full english
>black pudding, see>>5919593
>fried bread or toast under the egg
>croquette, I'm not certain about this one but I think that's what it is, it's not usual to a full english though I guess it's like a hash brown in a way

No idea what the brown thing next to the croquette is, looks like it's maybe a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 09:49:53 2014 No.5919622 >>5919611 Or any job which is mostly manual labor, something where you actually use your body and break a sweat and need nutrition.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 09:50:23 2014 No.5919625 File: 69 KB, 602x378, bacon and ham.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5919594 >ham >tfw there are people in this world who can't tell ham (the circular thing) from different cuts of bacon and only know of belly bacon

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 09:50:47 2014 No.5919627 >>5919594 >ham ...you don't recognise bacon? The black disc is black pudding. No idea what the fried thing is; could be some really weirdly shaped hash browns?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 09:51:09 2014 No.5919629 File: 470 KB, 1024x1371, 10351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] German meat breakfast

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 09:52:36 2014 No.5919632 >>5919627 >weirdly shaped hashbrown I've seen that shape in grocery stores. Not everything is McDonald's bro.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 09:57:03 2014 No.5919636 File: 1023 KB, 1196x857, weisswurst_fruhstuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5919629 ahem. real german meat breakfast reporting for duty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 09:57:34 2014 No.5919638 >>5919629 gross. that's latvian.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 09:58:28 2014 No.5919639 File: 242 KB, 1600x1200, IMG_1754.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They're grrrrrrrrrreat!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 09:58:31 2014 No.5919640 >>5919636 I found out that I really like weisswurst, but that it also has enough sodium to murder me if I eat more than two a week. It's also one of the only things I like mustard with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 09:58:41 2014 No.5919641 File: 58 KB, 597x335, obey_consume.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5919636 >everything is covered in brand logos >traditional breakfast When did Germany turn into a John Carpenter dystopia?

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 10:17:14 2014 No.5919669 >>5919653 Which Airlines?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 10:20:51 2014 No.5919677 File: 34 KB, 460x276, An-S-300-missile-008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5919669 The domain name on that mineral water is .my so probably malaysia air

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 10:26:41 2014 No.5919688 >>5916131 No wonder brits are so fat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 10:27:46 2014 No.5919695 >>5919574 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA BOI

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 10:38:35 2014 No.5919727 >>5919632 I don't think McDonalds do hash browns in this country. I guess it might be a breakfast thing, but I've never had McDonalds breakfast.

Anonymous Sun Oct 26 10:39:57 2014 No.5919734
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>>5916245

This is what that "English style" restaurant serves in america? Fish and chips are street food, curry and chips is... a weird combination that I wouldn't pair together, bangers and mash the typical "kids meal" selection, and I'm pretty sure shepherd's pie is english itself.

Pretty bad selection honestly, you've got a kids meal, two fast food takeout meals, and a meat pie, looks like the reason america thinks poorly of british food is becoming very apparent.

Anonymous Sun Oct 26 10:43:01 2014 No.5919740
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>>5919669
>>5919677
also probably malaysia because a Malaysian breakfast is a (usually chicken or shrimp) curry, rice, cucumber salad, and a cold hard boiled egg.

They sell Malaysian breakfasts in nicer Irish restaurants, they are god-tier

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 10:43:46 2014 No.5919743 >>5919700 Heuheuh, my spouse glanced at that while walking by and comment "ew, looks like prison food". Also >fast food >for breakfast No wonder yanks are so fat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 10:52:10 2014 No.5919757 >>5919743 Yeah what we need is to replace the pancakes with three different kinds of sausages to make it healthy right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 10:55:30 2014 No.5919765 >>5919543 apple and rice?

>>	/ck/ Sun Oct 26 11:13:15 2014 No.5919790 File: 1.18 MB, 1976x1425, Sausage-gravy-009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] biscuits and gravy

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 11:20:36 2014 No.5919808 >>5919743 Dat passive aggressive. Were you saving that the whole thread because you were upset bongs got called fat way up top?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 11:28:50 2014 No.5919825 >>5919807 >flat, dense scrambled eggs kill me now

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 11:35:32 2014 No.5919838 File: 27 KB, 236x338, f5df981bedce9c80917376f736c7b0fe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best of the best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 11:44:08 2014 No.5919850 >>5919808 >hurp durp only british people make fun of americans

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 11:46:00 2014 No.5919851 File: 67 KB, 487x650, britain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5916131 I would need a fork-knife to all of that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 11:51:30 2014 No.5919857 File: 87 KB, 500x500, Rock-Camera-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this was my breakfast today because i'm poor

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 12:00:18 2014 No.5919875 >>5919838 who in the holy fuck eats this much first thing in the morning like, a coffee, a croissant and a soft boiled eg is more than enough

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 12:07:28 2014 No.5919888 >>5919875 A healthy breakfast is supposed to be heavy you ignoramus. All other meals are supposed to be light.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 12:10:05 2014 No.5919896 >>5919888 worst

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 12:10:30 2014 No.5919898 >>5919875 Turks, I think.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 12:11:16 2014 No.5919900 >>5919875 After 7-8 hours of sleep and a mostly empty digestive track breakfast needs to be the most filling meal. Big breakfast and small meals later.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 12:14:31 2014 No.5919905 >>5919850 >hurp durp damage control

Anonymous Sun Oct 26 12:14:33 2014 No.5919906
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>>5919641

I think that may be more to do with the fact that I took the first pic I found on the goggle imago search.

Here's a less commercialised one. My apologies, I didn't even see he sponsorship on the other.

>>5919640

You got to have the sweet mustard, or it's just not right. Although I only like that mustard when I'm there. I brought a pot home from Bavaria last time I was there and it tastes like shit on everything I try it with here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 12:14:48 2014 No.5919907 >>5919900 Hrm. What cultures do that? I'm used to small breakfast, small dinner, medium/medium-large lunch.

Anonymous Sun Oct 26 12:16:08 2014 No.5919911

>>5919727

>this country

If you mean the UK, they do, or did about five years ago when I last bought one. They are indeed part of the breakfast range - I used to get a egg muffin and stuff a hashbrown into it and nom it on my way home from nightshifts.

It's not nice, but it's fatty and salty and starchy so there's that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 12:16:53 2014 No.5919916 >>5916253 It really varies in quality. Good black pudding is imperative in a full breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 12:17:10 2014 No.5919917 >>5919825 >what is an omelette?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 12:18:38 2014 No.5919923 >>5919907 >What cultures do that? Probably all Anglo nations. If there's one thing Britain, the US, and Australia can agree on it's that they eat a monstrous breakfast.

Anonymous Sun Oct 26 12:22:47 2014 No.5919932
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>>5919907
>What cultures do that?

Civilised ones.

> I'm used to small breakfast, small dinner, medium/medium-large lunch.

It must be awful to live like an Italian or something. Are you poor, or foreign?

Breakfast as a king, lunch like a prince and dine like a pauper: this is the way to health, wealth, empire and the linguistic dominance of the entire planet.

Also, whenever you people talk about english breakfast, it's always horrible bacon egg soss fried slice etc. like a builder.

What about some fucking kedgeree or porridge or kippers with a poached egg on top. There's a lot more to English breakfast than fried meat and greasy carbs.

Although a full English is, obviously, nice every now and again.

Finally, American diner breakfasts are ace.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 12:40:50 2014 No.5919984 >>5919740 >They sell Malaysian breakfasts in nicer Irish restaurants Wait, what? Where does this happen?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 12:42:59 2014 No.5919992 >>5919984 Ireland.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 12:46:25 2014 No.5920000 >>5917243 It seems the Germans will slap a pickle-hume on Merkels head any day now and start talking about getting Austria back. You know, just to save face.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 12:59:26 2014 No.5920029 >>5919932 it doesn't get anymore bourgeois than porridge

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 13:00:35 2014 No.5920033 >>5919917 gross, is what it is

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 13:00:59 2014 No.5920036 >>5920029 >porridge >bourgeois Tell that to the scottish and see how you get on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 13:03:50 2014 No.5920041 File: 242 KB, 1600x983, dsc01314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 13:13:49 2014 No.5920057 >>5920041 What the fuck is that? It looks quite tasty in a horrible sort of way, but it doesn't look like breakfast to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 13:18:53 2014 No.5920068 >>5920057 Tapsilog.

Anonymous Sun Oct 26 13:24:17 2014 No.5920075

>>5920068

Well, that explains fucking everything. Thanks a lot. Fucking Tapsilog, eh? How stupid of me, now I know everything.

Is that an airline version or something, and the real thing is actually really nice? Because that one looks sort-of-nice, but a bit processed and horrible, a bit like >>5919700

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 13:26:25 2014 No.5920081 >>5919932 The manneurysm of this post makes me feel as if some British gentleman is berating me while occasionally hitting me with a cane.

Anonymous Sun Oct 26 13:27:17 2014 No.5920085

>>5920068
>>5920057
Hurpadurp.
I said "tapsilog" but meant "steaksilog," sorry. I'm used to having tapa, not salisbury steak.

Basically, -silog plain (IE garlic; for Filipinos, if it's "plain," it's got garlic in it) fried rice with an egg and X where X will be pretty much whatever the fuck you want, usually (almost always) a meat. Hotsilog would be hotdogs, hamsilog would be ham, tapsilog is tapa (almost like the Filipino version of dry rendang, though not as tasty) though embosilog is a little difficult to guess. Give up? Meatloaf (embotido in Filipino).

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 13:28:27 2014 No.5920088 >>5920075 see >>5920085 Sorry about that. Hit "post" before I'd meant to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 13:29:04 2014 No.5920089 File: 80 KB, 570x611, arse_kicked.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5920081 You'd like that, wouldn't you, you dirty little oik.

Anonymous Sun Oct 26 13:31:06 2014 No.5920096
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>>5920088

Yeah, I googled it anyway because I'm not as lazy and stupid as I pretend to be for "comic" effect. It's as I thought, it looks good, but your pic looks like a kind of McDonalds style thing.

>hotsilog

no.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 13:31:07 2014 No.5920095 >>5920088 And yes: It's quite tasty, though I don't often like steaksilog (salisbury steak more commonly than a proper steak) all that much cuz of the gravy. Fried chicken silog is bestsilog.

Anonymous Sun Oct 26 13:37:47 2014 No.5920106

>>5920096
I wasn't the one that posted that pic, just the explanations.

And it is a McDonald's like thing. That one is from Jollibee which I guess you could call a Pinoy equivalent of McDonald's. Much larger and more varied menu, though. They do everything from burgers to fried chicken to waffles to rice to spaghetti (though Filipino spaghetti which is awful and made with red-dyed banana sauce and cut up hot dogs).

Hotsilog is great. :-)

Anonymous Sun Oct 26 13:43:44 2014 No.5920124
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>>5920106
>red-dyed banana sauce and cut up hot dogs

Good god man. What did the americans do to you? Are you in national counselling. Can you show us on this non-threatening menu doll where they touched your cuisine?

Is that banana ketchup stuff filipino? I like that.

Hotsilog, dude. Serious. I read somewhere that going from Spanish rule to American imperialism was like 200 years in a convent followed by fifty years in a whorehouse. I didn't realise they made you cook like hookers as well.

Hotsilog. Jesus wept.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 13:50:16 2014 No.5920139 >>5916245 >England's version of Shepherd's Pie >Cottage Pie! what

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 13:52:34 2014 No.5920148 >>5920139 Yeah, I noticed that too. Fucking dumb fucks.

Anonymous Sun Oct 26 13:53:16 2014 No.5920149

>>5920124
>you
>you
>you
Not Filipino myself, brah. Grew up in Angeles, though, and Singapore. Gad a three different Filipino nannies in as many countries (all three of which had the same first name: Maria... well, one was 'Mary-Grace' but we called her 'Maria').

>banana ketchup
That's the red-dyed sauce they put on their overcooked spaghetti. It's awful.

Filipino hotdogs aren't the same as American or Brit ones. They're softer and sweeter, generally.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 13:54:19 2014 No.5920152 >>5920149 >Gad a three Err >Had three Fix'd.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 13:55:49 2014 No.5920157 I'm partial to the full Texas breakfast Chicken fried steak Refried beans Chili Fried okra Eggs Hash browns Grilled jalapeno All covered in queso and served with a shot of tequila.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 14:03:38 2014 No.5920176 File: 133 KB, 1280x720, WIN_20141026_130043.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tomatoes crimini mushrooms 2 sunny side up eggs with avocado and some red onion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 14:04:07 2014 No.5920178 >>5916131 >Baked beans Why does anybody like that disgusting oversweet slop?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 14:18:18 2014 No.5920219 File: 952 KB, 480x384, ewwww.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5920149 >They're softer and sweeter, generally. That's not really selling it to me. >rice, hotdog and egg

Anonymous Sun Oct 26 14:39:26 2014 No.5920245
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>>5920000
Having heavy breakfast is retarded.
First, empty stomach is sensitive. Secondary, it's usually good idea to get a nap after heavy meal.
Also, I'm not going to cook this shit in 5:00 am.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 14:44:56 2014 No.5920257 i really want to like the full english but who the fuck decided to call baked beans a breakfast food

Anonymous Sun Oct 26 14:54:48 2014 No.5920283
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>>5920257

Common people. If you look 100 years ago, an english cooked breakfast was bacon, eggs, maybe a mushroom or two if you're lucky. You'd have some toast and marmalade, and away.

This plated mess of everything is the equivalent of a 48pc McNugget dinner, but for fat English people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 14:58:40 2014 No.5920295 Beans are optional. I never order them with mine because I'll only eat baked beans with most of the sauce removed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 15:00:56 2014 No.5920301 File: 9 KB, 356x294, Husarbolle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bread butter cheese

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 15:09:57 2014 No.5920314 Can any one else here only eat black puddin and bacon with a runny egg other wise the black puddin taste to rich and the bacon too salty

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 26 16:49:29 2014 No.5920567 File: 494 KB, 245x136, 1393035695938.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5917399

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 06:55:10 2014 No.5922474 >>5920314 I can't stand black pudding fullstop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 07:10:43 2014 No.5922497 Why are britbong hashbrowns always shaped in triangles also what's up with the half a mother fucking plain tomato

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 07:13:27 2014 No.5922501 File: 26 KB, 300x214, фотошоп-мастер-сделал-сам-Комиксы-project-x-1085703.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5920314 >the bacon too salty

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 07:53:24 2014 No.5922552 Dump the beans and add wilted spinach

Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:05:11 2014 No.5922565
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>>5916160
>Yeah there's a lot of anti EU bigotry going on in the UK at the moment, mainly perpetuated by a bunch of Nazis in disguise; UKIP. We're eating far too much salt now days anyway.
I can't even begin to tip it enough to this post

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:06:55 2014 No.5922567 >>5916175 >hateful I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:07:57 2014 No.5922568 >>5916222 Where's the god damn black pudding?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:09:09 2014 No.5922570 >>5916227 You can always tell the quality of an establishment by if they offer chips with a fry-up or not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:14:20 2014 No.5922574 >>5922565 Yes, real life is divided into superior 4channers and fedoric redditors. The superior 4channers all vote for a racist clown in a colorful suit. I'm so glad I come to 4chan so I can be redpilled every day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:16:33 2014 No.5922579 >>5922574 That's a poor example considering the fact that we're on /ck/ and it's obviously filled with tumblrians and people who have facebook on another tab.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:18:25 2014 No.5922582 >>5916228 Never been a fan of grilled tomatoes. They go all mushy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:21:03 2014 No.5922589 File: 2.85 MB, 240x180, Rage Farley.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5916245 >England’s version of everyone’s favorite, Shepherd’s Pie!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:21:10 2014 No.5922590 >>5916233 >tinned toms That was a thing? Ewww.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:23:01 2014 No.5922596 File: 22 KB, 441x411, Homer knows something you don't know.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5916245 >Colonial >Burger topped with American cheese

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:23:37 2014 No.5922598 >>5922579 >everything I know comes filtered through inane social media sites so everyone else must be like that too Do kids these days actually read traditional media at all, or is that for 35+ people only?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:26:04 2014 No.5922604 >>5922598 How many hours do I gotta spend watching MSNBC before I agree with them- I mean educated like you, boss?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:26:10 2014 No.5922605 >>5916286 What, you fry your eggs until they are solid? That's the shit way only a pleb would have them like. What good are eggs if they aren't dippy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:27:25 2014 No.5922607 File: 15 KB, 300x390, Twist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5916368

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:28:29 2014 No.5922609 >>5919594 >ham favourite /ck/ meme

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:29:02 2014 No.5922611 >>5922604 MSNBC is a TV channel. Does it give you a headache to read something longer than a single sentence under funny pictures?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:29:28 2014 No.5922612 >>5918589 What is it with the extreme reaction from burgers when they see an American creation?

Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:31:06 2014 No.5922620
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>>5919506
>tfw tried to make a bastardized full english breakfast
>ended up with two pieces of buttered toast cut diagonally, scrambled eggs, three sausages, sliced apple, and rice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:32:09 2014 No.5922625 >>5919570 Fucking jocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:33:02 2014 No.5922626 >>5922611 Why don't you give me a few suggestions?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:33:14 2014 No.5922628 File: 50 KB, 250x250, Is u a genuine mong.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5919594 >ham >corn beef hash

Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:35:36 2014 No.5922631

>>5922626

Don't they have a library in your area? You could start there, most libraries have a wide selection of internationally relevant newspapers and magazines, which approach journalism from a wide variety of perspectives.

If you have trouble at first, ask mommy and daddy if they can get you a script for ritalin. I've heard that it's used to cure kids who can't perform well in school these days. I'll bet most of your better performing classmates are on it.

Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:36:49 2014 No.5922633
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>>5922574
All hail the glorious leader Shilliband! He will finish the job that Labour started and ensure that the British people will forever be wiped out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:37:48 2014 No.5922636 >>5922631 I don't know, the side effect of turning into a soft unlikable cunt seems like a major turn off. I won't run into snide losers who pretend to read on the internet but hang out in the manga section will I?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:38:59 2014 No.5922637 >>5920106 >Filipino spaghetti which is awful and made with red-dyed banana sauce and cut up hot dogs Jesus, not like Spain looked after their colonies too well, but they shouldn't have let the Seppos have any.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:39:17 2014 No.5922641 >>5919734 >curry and chips is... a weird combination that I wouldn't pair together What sort of upper class toff are you? Is that you Craven?

Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:39:17 2014 No.5922642
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>>5916131
>What's the best breakfast

my favourite is kedgeree. But a full English is a masterpiece of culinary excellence. Also kippers with poached eggs and buttered wholemeal toast.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:40:19 2014 No.5922647 >>5919734 >looks like the reason america thinks poorly of british food is becoming very apparent To Americans, stereotypes are fact.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:41:29 2014 No.5922651 File: 63 KB, 400x314, 1373729418057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5919790 Cat vomit on a scone?

Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:42:06 2014 No.5922653

>>5922636

A lot of scummy people hang out at public libraries because it's a free comfortable place to sit down and use the internet. So you should feel comfortable there.

There won't be a "manga section", that's not how libraries work. There might be some manga somewhere though. Ask a librarian for help.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:42:50 2014 No.5922656 >>5919906 >mustard >sweet Mustard is spicy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:44:58 2014 No.5922659 >>5922653 I won't have to wait long to pretend like it's an accomplishment and post about it on the internet right? Don't act like you're not an expert in this field.

Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:45:18 2014 No.5922661

>>5916275
>I can't be dealing with cooked cabbage on a hangover m8t

Then you're gimping yorself squire. Cabbage is just what you need with a hangover - full of vitamins, so is the spud, and the grease from frying it will line your stomach.

Get it down your fucking neck and stop crying before I give you something to cry for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:46:20 2014 No.5922664 >>5916334 >A good English Breakfast is the one you make yourself. Absolutely the opposite of the truth. The best one is the one that someone brings to you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:47:35 2014 No.5922665 File: 42 KB, 472x310, kedgeree.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5919932 A good kedgeree in the morning is heavenly.

Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:48:49 2014 No.5922670
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>>5922656

Not in Bavaria. The traditional accompaniment for a weisswurst is Süßer Senf. And it's delicious. Nice to dip a big old brezel into as well.

There's millions of kinds of mustard. You ought to get out a bit more often.

Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:48:50 2014 No.5922671

>>5922659

Like what's an accomplishment? Knowing how to use a library? To be honest I kind of assumed they still taught that stuff in schools, although now that I think about it, it would explain a lot if they didn't.

I'm just trying to help you get some basic cultural literacy here so you can discover how news gets generated, recycled, and eventually finds its way to your facebook feed in the form of a funny meme. If you just spend a half hour a day reading primary sources, you can have opinions of your very own. If you want them, that is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:51:20 2014 No.5922674 >>5920178 >Baked beans >Sweet What the fuck are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:52:23 2014 No.5922677 >>5920245 >First, empty stomach is sensitive If you are a little girl maybe, but civilised people aren't that pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:53:20 2014 No.5922678 >>5922674 Supposedly the quality of baked beans in america is pretty sub-par

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:53:25 2014 No.5922680 >>5922497 >plain tomato They are grilled.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:55:45 2014 No.5922684 >>5922598 >Watching old media Yes, I like being indoctrinated with lies and agenda by our friend Rupert Murdoch. If you use old media, then you are objectively retarded. The Sun, the Guardian, the Daily Mail, all of them as retarded as each other.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:57:05 2014 No.5922687 File: 43 KB, 462x257, Guardian - check your climate change privilege white scum.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5922611

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:58:07 2014 No.5922688 >>5922631 You are genuinely the worst sort of fedora tipper.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:58:20 2014 No.5922689 >>5922497 The acidity of the tomato cuts through the greasiness of the rest of the food. I don't know about the triangular hashbrowns. Maybe the Illuminati likes them that way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:59:17 2014 No.5922691 File: 416 KB, 972x721, Dim-Sum.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:59:43 2014 No.5922693 >>5922684 >I only know about three wildly slanted tabloids therefore all media is a jewish lie >I'm going to get my news from a chemtrail conspiracy site instead /pol/ logic

Anonymous Mon Oct 27 09:00:19 2014 No.5922694

>>5922678
Yeah, I heard that American beans are made with sugar instead of tomato sauce, making them sickly. It probably explains their complete shock and horror to seeing beans for breakfast, although the fact that they pour syrup over American pancakes and bacon sort of goes against this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 09:00:26 2014 No.5922696 >>5922671 I'm really impressed you could keep a condescending tone this entire way through. You come off as generally unpleasant in real life too?

Anonymous Mon Oct 27 09:01:15 2014 No.5922697

>>5922678
>the quality of baked beans in america is pretty sub-par

Actually, that's crap. They're not bad at all, just different. You wouldn't want to make beans on toast with them, but they're OK with barbecue or burgers or whatever.

They come in all kind of hickory smoked and jack daniels glazed versions and all kinds of shit, and yeah, they're a bit sweet, but I would imagine that depends on the brand and the flavouring.

Mostly I wouldn't want yank beans with a breakfsat, but I think beans with your cooked breakfast is a bit common anyway tbh, and they swamp the plate and make everything taste beany.

Since the recent EU regs on sodium content, I actually think the eurobeans are too sweet now - heinz and crosse & blackwell are sugary as fuck.

Anonymous Mon Oct 27 09:01:59 2014 No.5922699

>>5922696

If I heard an early 20s shitbird talking like the only possible source of information was twitter and facebook in real life, yeah, I'd probably have something to say to him that would come off as condescending.

I suspect if you talked that way to your parents you'd get a similar response, but considering how you turned out, maybe I'm giving them too much credit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 09:03:22 2014 No.5922701 File: 19 KB, 522x454, goofy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5922696 >tfw you're too uneducated to realise that condescension is really the only response to your sorrowful situation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 09:04:31 2014 No.5922705 >>5922693 >all media is a jewish lie >I'm going to get my news from a chemtrail conspiracy site instead You fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 09:05:34 2014 No.5922707 >>5922696 He sounds like the embodiment of tumblr, an actual fedora tipper. His poor mother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 09:06:23 2014 No.5922708 >>5922699 If being snarky and condescending is your first reaction to some degree of silliness it says plenty. How do you feel about Irish stew?

Anonymous Mon Oct 27 09:08:58 2014 No.5922711

>>5922708

It's not silliness though. Quite often on 4chan I see this sentiment expressed that ideas come from tumbler and facebook and so on. It's disturbing to me that an entire generation is growing up this way.

The irish stew post was a work of comedic genius and/or mental illness. Likely a combination of the two.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 09:13:19 2014 No.5922719 >>5922711 Are you new or something? No one BELIEVES that ideas come from tumblr and facebook. On 4chan anons accuse people of using fb and tumblr as a way to ridicule them because the average person here thinks it's dumb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 09:14:40 2014 No.5922721 >>5920257 >>5920178 American baked beans are different to British baked beans. American ones are sweeter, and use molasses, whereas british ones are in a tomato-based sauce.

Anonymous Mon Oct 27 09:20:35 2014 No.5922729

>>5922719
>No one BELIEVES that ideas come from tumblr and facebook.

It's a default response to any political position someone disagrees with. How could some of your generation NOT believe this? I don't see how it could have become a source of ridicule otherwise.

Anonymous Mon Oct 27 09:26:46 2014 No.5922741

>>5922729
Because it's believed that the average facebooker or tumblrian holds a certain set of beliefs that are really caricatures of the "SJW" or "average dumb kid" and that's why it's really just an insult when people accuse you of using those websites.

No one believes that those ideas originated from those places but are just heavily inhabited by people who think that way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 09:38:59 2014 No.5922769 >>5922697 I've never felt that baked beans tasted even remotely sweet, and they make everything on your plate taste of the tomato sauce rather than beans themselves. They're

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 09:47:08 2014 No.5922787 >>5922769 By beany, I meant saucy, I guess. Sorry to see that you're having problems with candlejack, he seems to be hungry recen

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 09:50:02 2014 No.5922794 >>5922787 whats candlejack? take your reddit memes back to wh

Anonymous Mon Oct 27 10:16:07 2014 No.5922834

>>5922605
Anything harder than over-easy is abominable but when you cook them sunny-side up the entire top of the egg stays slimy and the yolk is more done on the bottom than the top. It's much better to flip them when they're about 3/4 of the way done so that the white crisps up a bit and the yolk cooks from both sides.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 10:21:10 2014 No.5922848 >>5922834 I don't know what half of what you just said even means, but you use the spatula to splash oil on top of the eggs to ensure the whites are cooked and the yolk is still runny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 10:23:59 2014 No.5922855 File: 13 KB, 358x332, 1398212988044.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5922848 >having that much oil in the pan

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 10:25:03 2014 No.5922858 >>5922855 Are you some sort of queer? Christ, how do you even do your fried bread?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 10:51:15 2014 No.5922923 >>5922858 You butter the bread, you mong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 10:59:26 2014 No.5922935 File: 1 KB, 23x585, Who could be behind this post.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5916175 Hello there fellow 4chan user.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 11:03:12 2014 No.5922941 >>5922923 >You butter the bread What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 11:08:25 2014 No.5922948 >>5922941 What the fuck is wrong with YOU? Unless your pan is swimming in oil, your bread is going to burn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 11:16:29 2014 No.5922968 >>5922948 Of course the pan has oil in it, because you just fried your eggs in it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 11:21:03 2014 No.5922975 File: 198 KB, 1200x900, 10208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 11:22:54 2014 No.5922979 >>5922975 I almost threw up in my mouth looking at that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 11:27:07 2014 No.5922987 >>5922975 that is filth m9

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 11:30:21 2014 No.5922996 File: 100 KB, 1023x714, IMG_3996.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 11:30:30 2014 No.5922997 >>5922979 >>5922987 Why? It's not lie there is gravy on it. It is no different to a fry-up sarnie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 11:31:12 2014 No.5923000 >>5916366 And you'll fucking thank me for it.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 11:36:07 2014 No.5923011 >>5922997 filth in a good way m8. would eat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 11:43:53 2014 No.5923023 >>5916164 >Nazi >problem Pick one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 11:50:47 2014 No.5923036 File: 49 KB, 500x491, 1318380313328.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5916504 >>5916511 >>5916528 has there been a more british conversation on this board?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 12:03:18 2014 No.5923063 Top 3 breakfast sandwiches: 1) Sausage and bacon 2) Black pudding and bacon 3) Sausage and egg

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 12:05:20 2014 No.5923068 Anyone else get disappointed if there isn't the option to have chips with their breakfast? It just isn't as satisfying without them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 12:06:35 2014 No.5923071 >>5923063 >no sausage, bacon and egg you some kind of poof m8?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 12:11:16 2014 No.5923083 >>5923071 Too much going on in that kind of sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 12:11:41 2014 No.5923084 >>5923083 >yes, yes i am

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 12:12:42 2014 No.5923086 File: 195 KB, 1024x768, img_6276.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 14:29:34 2014 No.5923370 >>5922923 >butter the bread >fried bread Are you on some kind of medication?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 14:34:50 2014 No.5923387 >>5923063 >no egg, bacon and tomato Fucking nonce.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 14:40:58 2014 No.5923399 >>5922678 As are most foodstuffs. They seem to put sugar in, and on, absolutely fucking everything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 14:57:22 2014 No.5923427 >>5919639 aww yea son

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 08:48:17 2014 No.5925687 >>5923086 >no meat Into the trash it goes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 08:54:27 2014 No.5925693 >>5916131 So what exactly makes that an "English" breakfast other than the thing that looks like poop under the hashbrown?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 08:55:52 2014 No.5925696 >>5922678 Where are you from? What brand do you buy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 08:57:02 2014 No.5925702 File: 165 KB, 1600x1195, IMG_0708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 08:57:21 2014 No.5925703 >>5925693 It's eaten in England for breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 09:16:28 2014 No.5925730 >>5922834 I don't know what the fuck you are even going on about, but egg yolks should always be dippy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 09:17:30 2014 No.5925733 >>5922923 >You butter the bread >Fried bread You utter cretin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 09:19:00 2014 No.5925738 File: 466 KB, 1024x681, Breakfast butty - black pudding, bacon, fried egg, sausages and topped with HP sauce .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5923063 Just go the whole hog and get a full English butty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 09:20:03 2014 No.5925743 >>5923068 >actually wanting chips with your fry-up You are the biggest pleb to post on this board.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 09:21:57 2014 No.5925746 >>5923086 What sort of insult is this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 09:23:31 2014 No.5925748 >>5925693 The fact that it's a traditional meal eaten in the place it's named after and has a set list of components maybe? >other than the thing that looks like poop It's like your 8 years old.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 09:31:58 2014 No.5925765 Homemade breakfast burritos are my favorite. I make a huge batch of like a dozen, stick em in the freezer, then just microwave one when I need a quick meal in the morning and for whatever reason it tastes exactly the same as when it was fresh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 11:02:17 2014 No.5925954 File: 90 KB, 858x660, cs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 11:10:06 2014 No.5925967 File: 34 KB, 566x566, 1395029303914.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5923006 How do you make scramble eggs so perfect like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 11:21:46 2014 No.5925984 >>5922568 chef probably hadn't shit it out yet

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 11:23:26 2014 No.5925986 >>5925984 oh man, what a hilarious original joke

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 11:54:13 2014 No.5926039 File: 112 KB, 1600x1070, EggsBenedict 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Benny best breakies. I don't understand the British. Why do you always insist on putting in a variety of disgusting awfulness in all your meals?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 11:56:15 2014 No.5926047 >>5926039 >egg sauce on top of eggs Are you trying to kill your heart.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 12:06:09 2014 No.5926067 Bacon egg 'n cheese on a roll > inb4 NYC fag

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 12:06:25 2014 No.5926069 >>5926047 Yes. Yes i am. With love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 12:16:02 2014 No.5926100 I can't stomach full English any more. Too heavy and too oily. Apparently Indian breakfasts are similar. After a couple days you just want some soup or anything else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 12:27:14 2014 No.5926135 File: 159 KB, 500x347, 1012821.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 13:18:14 2014 No.5926265 >>5922694 It's shocking because baked beans are not typically eaten with breakfast here in America. I actually enjoy a full English and like the beans. Not all Americans are the way you think they are, friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 13:23:36 2014 No.5926283 >>5926135 https://jonnysopiumden.wordpress.com/2011/10/20/reviewing-things-that-should-not-be-tinned-all-day-breakfast/

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 13:25:14 2014 No.5926285 >>5925743 Chips go well with every single thing on the plate. You're eating toast instead anyway, presumably. Why not substitute that for chips?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 13:27:01 2014 No.5926288 >>5926135 I had these once when I was a student, never again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 13:27:23 2014 No.5926290 >>5922975 jesus christ that looks fucking terrible how can I get some

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 13:28:03 2014 No.5926293 >>5923068 Yeah I'm a sucka for em too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 13:31:31 2014 No.5926303 File: 217 KB, 1600x1200, DSC01714.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 13:32:10 2014 No.5926305 >>5926135 Fucking boak

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 13:39:09 2014 No.5926317 best breakfast: scrambled eggs. no need to add milk or some bs just crack them and mix them. i like to add chunks of cheddar at the end though 2 pieces of bacon one cup of good coffee. black.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 14:11:07 2014 No.5926389 File: 211 KB, 1632x1224, IMG_20141027_124157_111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I had this yesterday, it was decent.. they call it desayuno campesino

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 16:49:20 2014 No.5926910 File: 19 KB, 448x448, 1414028632398.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5916176

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 17:30:31 2014 No.5927115 I can't believe I just read through this entire fucking thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 18:48:23 2014 No.5927385 >>5926389 What does that translate to? Dry piece of cardboard with bleeding diarrhoea and an egg?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 18:54:37 2014 No.5927406 >>5916131 what is this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 18:57:50 2014 No.5927419 File: 1.00 MB, 831x603, what.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5927406

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 19:06:41 2014 No.5927455 >>5927419 blood pudding i believe

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 19:48:45 2014 No.5927583 >>5922684 >If you use old media, then you are objectively retarded >lists 3 tabloid newspapers

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 19:55:11 2014 No.5927608 >>5925730 Of course, but soft egg whites are disgusting and slimy in a fried egg. The egg should always be flipped briefly so that the other side of the white gets a chance to firm up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 23:17:37 2014 No.5928191 >>5916131 >sunny side up /ck/ HATES sunny side up eggs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 29 13:08:00 2014 No.5929298 >>5927385 close, but it means farmer breakfast

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 29 14:03:00 2014 No.5929385 >>5928191 Why?

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