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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Fri Oct 24 14:24:31 2014 No.5914162 [Reply] [Original]

>Meanwhile, on bizarro /ck/...

I genuinely enjoy sriracha as a condiment, regardless of it's popularity and ubiquity, which would not impact my view on the condiment whatsoever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 14:25:32 2014 No.5914166 I'm not a faggot

>>	NYC Cheap(ish) Eats Thread Fri Oct 24 14:26:50 2014 No.5914172 >>5914162 While I might not share your opinion, I don't consider you to have a neckbeard or a fedora

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 14:28:32 2014 No.5914176 >>5914162 Vegetarian and vegan diets are reasonable choices that adults can make for themselves. Who am I to judge?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 14:30:51 2014 No.5914184 File: 241 KB, 1061x592, Screen Shot 2014-10-24 at 11.29.53 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I respect your opinion on whether or not beans belong in chili.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 14:31:59 2014 No.5914189 >>5914166 you're not a faggot, anon. i would love to spend time cooking with you though (full homo)

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 14:32:11 2014 No.5914190 I'm here to non-judgementally critique the food you have prepared and decided to share with us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 14:33:02 2014 No.5914193 I'm European and I am not a shitposter

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 14:34:12 2014 No.5914197 Chipotle isn't a particularly good restaurant, but I can understand how many people would enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 14:40:04 2014 No.5914219 While I don't enjoy all types of pizza, I still think they're all valid variations on the dish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 14:42:58 2014 No.5914226 I enjoy a variety of domestic beers that don't feature five words in their name.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 14:44:04 2014 No.5914233 I've actually eaten at a Fazoli's.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 14:45:05 2014 No.5914237 >>5914233 >33 AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAO

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 14:45:07 2014 No.5914238 >>5914233 Shit dubs bro

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 14:47:14 2014 No.5914247 I don't like the turkish tea

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 14:47:31 2014 No.5914249 >>5914233 >WA LA it seems like the Fazoli's thread has passed the transdimensional wall and is now spreading... God help us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 14:49:59 2014 No.5914253 Subway is rather mediocre and is not worth talking about positively or negatively to any great extent

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 14:52:17 2014 No.5914262 I'm from Europe and I love all Americans.

Anonymous Fri Oct 24 14:53:50 2014 No.5914264

I'm a revolting fat slob who resides in my parent's basement and lives on prepackaged, processed microwavable sludge, so I would never ever comment on the quality of the recipe, ingredients or preparation of someone else's food. I mean, it's just absurd. I am hardly qualified to do so.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 14:58:51 2014 No.5914275 >>5914264 OP said BIZARRO /ck/ >>>/ck/

Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:00:38 2014 No.5914281

I actually enjoy nice things, and I enjoy talking about them with other people who also enjoy nice things. Expensive restaurants, scotch, wine, craft beer, coffee, tea, all that good stuff. It is hardly fedora, hipster, or pretentious to enjoy good things or even put in extra effort to further enjoy them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:06:22 2014 No.5914296 although i personally do not ingest meat for health/spiritual purposes, i do not think any less of my fellow man who chooses to eat it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:06:27 2014 No.5914297 >>5914253 is it wrong that this is my opinion generally?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:06:49 2014 No.5914299 >>5914264 but thats normal /ck/ youre doing it wrong anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:08:07 2014 No.5914304 i don't enjoy certain food network personalities—such as guy fieri, bobby flay, or alton brown—but i can respect their value as entertainment to those who enjoy them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:09:47 2014 No.5914308 i always activate my almonds

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:10:45 2014 No.5914312 I like how kind we are to raving incompetent crossboarders who stop in to demand help for a last-minute food emergency. I hope the janitor never deletes this thread.

Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:11:27 2014 No.5914318

>>5914275
>>5914299
No you are mistaken. While it is true that the real /ck/ is full of revolting fat slobs who consist on microwaveable food and five guys, on the real /ck/ these same pathetic excuses of human beings try to actually express their opinions on actual food and other things they don't understand at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:12:30 2014 No.5914321 >>5914275 >>5914299 I think you give the anonymous folks who offer their supposed refined opinions on this board way too much credit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:13:20 2014 No.5914322 >>5914318 oh, so you're one of those people got it

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:14:43 2014 No.5914328 >>5914318 3edgy5me

Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:15:51 2014 No.5914331

>>5914322
No you stupid bastard, I just recognize that /ck/ is absolutely fucking awful. Half the time I really just wonder why I post here.

>>5914328
You must be delusional if you don't realize how bad this board is.

>>5914321
This anon at least may understand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:18:38 2014 No.5914341 I'm glad this board don't have pretentious hacks that get all their culinary information from television personalities.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:20:28 2014 No.5914343 >>5914331 >No you stupid bastard, I just recognize that /ck/ is absolutely fucking awful. Half the time I really just wonder why I post here. you just proved my point, billy you ARE one of those people

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:21:30 2014 No.5914345 >>5914318 oh, this is the bizzaro /ck/ thread so this post is being satirical i get it ha got me or didn't get me? who am i?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:23:05 2014 No.5914349 >>5914343 Huh? How exactly did I prove your "point"? What exactly is your "point"? What are you even saying? How is what I just said bring you to that conclusion? Are you retarded? Who is "billy"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:26:17 2014 No.5914355 >>5914343 Bizarro=ironical It's perfectly okay that your mid-spectrum autism makes you incapable of comprehending simple sarcasm. Here on this site nobody would dream of judging you on your condition.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:27:45 2014 No.5914359 >>5914355 so you are one of those people

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:36:31 2014 No.5914386 >>5914359 You are a quality poster that I am sure has a lot of close friends that spend time with you for your sharp wit and comedic acumen.

Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:38:51 2014 No.5914391

>>5914386
i just made you furious by just simply saying, "so you are one of those people"

i have no idea what's going on in this thread nor do i care but i find it funny that you're so insecure that a simple phrase makes you EXTREMELY angry

you DON'T have problems

see what i did there? XD

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:41:56 2014 No.5914401 >>5914391 >i have no idea what's going on in this thread That has become patently obvious. To everybody.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:42:49 2014 No.5914404 >>5914401 you're going to just ignore the [in]valid point i just made? bad one, billy

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:44:29 2014 No.5914410 >>5914162 I don't obsess ever about what americans eat. I'm not an insecure euro at all.

Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:44:59 2014 No.5914411

/ck/ is a really great place! I am super glad I come here and this is definitely one of the best boards on 4chan! Minimal shitposting, a great userbase, understanding people, did I mention the lack of shitposting and the understadning, nice people who don't shitpost at all?

What a nice place! I really love it here and I definitely don't spend 99% of my time on here furious wondering why I come to this shithole (which /ck/ isn't at all because it is wonderful!)

:)

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:48:50 2014 No.5914419 >>5914404 Oh, yes. Now I am livid. My remarkably thin skin has been punctured by the vicious and damning suggestion that I am a person named "billy". How can you sleep at night knowing the horrors you have subjected me to? You beast.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:52:02 2014 No.5914423 >>5914419 you seem very happy my job here is done i must go now! my planet needs me! <-- LOL!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:52:05 2014 No.5914424 I cook food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:59:55 2014 No.5914443 now this is shitposting

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 16:01:10 2014 No.5914450 > It's genuinely fine by me if you want that steak I'm making cooked well done. And yes I gave whatever condiments you want on hand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 16:27:16 2014 No.5914544 /ck/ sure has improved over the years. Reducing the number of threads about actual cooking has only served to improve the community.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 18:46:11 2014 No.5914882 File: 33 KB, 348x348, in n out.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] In-N-Out is fucking awful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 18:48:42 2014 No.5914886 You're a turbopleb if you don't put ketchup on your hot dogs and steak.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 18:49:26 2014 No.5914889 this just proves that /ck/ is capable of being non-retarded adults but for some reason choose not to be

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 18:53:36 2014 No.5914906 >>5914162 For YEARS I and my friends referred to it as "the hot sauce with the chicken on it." We didn't buy into hype, since we didn't know there was hype.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 18:55:30 2014 No.5914912 I like things

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 18:57:20 2014 No.5914921 >>5914912 I like what you like

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 21:42:36 2014 No.5915280 >>5914921 I like you

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 10:52:48 2014 No.5916568 File: 54 KB, 736x552, jroc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5914912 >>5914921 >mfw this ended this thread and broke /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 11:13:18 2014 No.5916630 >>5914906 I've been calling it cock sauce for years. My wife still thinks it's hilarious and it doesn't make her want to jam a knife into my eye at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 11:53:19 2014 No.5916734 File: 14 KB, 570x283, 1411682919129.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5914912 >>5914921 >>5915280

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 12:33:41 2014 No.5916892 >>5914318 >>5914331 >>5914349 >>5914391 this poster is contributing valuable discussion to this thread, board, and 4chan as a whole

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 12:34:47 2014 No.5916895 Fazoli's threads are a blight upon my otherwise fulfilling and exciting life.

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