/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5897110]

>there are people who won't eat a meal without meat in it on this board

>there are seriously people who won't even go vegetarian (even though that's still pretty low-tier) because "Muh flavor" even though there are alternatives which taste just as good as meat

Enjoy your gmos
Enjoy your colon cancer
Enjoy your puss milk
Enjoy your avoidable heart disease
Enjoy your avoidable diabetes
Enjoy your avoidable obesity

>inb4 NICE B8

No I'm a vegan and I'm just letting all you know that you're stupid for choosing an objectively shittier taste and lifestyle

[Anonymous No.5897124]

>>>/s4s/

[Anonymous No.5897130]

>>5897110

I'm an RD and I'm just letting you know that you're going to get all sorts of fun vitamin deficiencies.

[Anonymous No.5897132]

>>5897124
>it has to do with food and cooking
>/s4s/

YOU SURE CONVINCED ME WITH THOSE HOT OPINIONS

[Anonymous No.5897137]

>>5897132
>It's not shitposting if it's board-related!

[Anonymous No.5897141]

>>5897130
Well I'm not an idiot so I know that it's seriously not that hard to just take supplements to replace any vitamins I might lose

Also yeah, Mcshit, Shit King, Taco Shit, and every major Shit-Market that carries shitmeat is really chock full of essential vitamins Mr. RD

[Anonymous No.5897142]

>there are obnoxious vegans who want everyone to tell them that they are a special snowflake because they are a vegan

[Anonymous No.5897145]

>>5897137
>If it disagrees with my retarded lifestyle it's shitposting!

You realize this is basically how Hitler came to power right?

>inb4 epin /pol/ memes like "yeah thats why im doing it!"

[Anonymous No.5897147]

>>5897141
>Well I'm not an idiot so I know that it's seriously not that hard to just take supplements to replace any vitamins I might lose

You're also not a vegan if you take supplements, hate to disappoint.

I also never said that fast food was any better, m80

[Anonymous No.5897149]

>>5897145
>went full Godwin's Law this early

[Anonymous No.5897151]

>>5897110
>vegan
if you are using electronic products you are not a vegan, sorry chum. i dont mind you being a vegetarian though. dont be so smug though, it makes people take a automatic dislike to what you preach

[Anonymous No.5897152]

Save your militant attitute for after you finish highschool. You make the rest of us look bad

[Anonymous No.5897153]

>>5897145
>You realize this is basically how Hitler came to power right?

Hitler came to power because the Communists led a violent revolution in late 1918/most of 1919, and all of the German Communist Party's leadership was Jewish. Hitler ran a smart platform, was a good orator, and got elected.

[Anonymous No.5897155]

>>5897142
How am I wanting to be a special snowflake if I'd rather EVERYONE be vegan you stupid shit head?

I love how this board seriously can't take two seconds to actually come up with an argument that makes sense that isn't full of buzzwords and isn't just copypasta when a vegan thread pops up because you're all so infinitely buttmad that someone has a healthier, cleaner, and more objectively ethical lifestyle than you and you know it but your fat ass is too addicted to "meat" and "vitamins" to actually do anything to improve

Merica!

[Anonymous No.5897156]

>>5897145
Well you admitted that you're retarded so my work here is done.

[Anonymous No.5897162]

>>5897153
>Hitler was smart
nice /pol/ memes

>>5897149
>the slightest bit aggressive
>GODWINS LAW GODWINS LAW GODWINS LAW

Can all of you bloodmouths step it the fuck up or leave?

>>5897152
Ooooh look a strawman!

>>5897151
>if you are using electronic products you are not vegan

Sorry pussy vegetarians using meme-arguments that were discredited before they were even presented don't really interest me

[Anonymous No.5897165]

>>5897155
>implying I care if my eating is clean
>implying I care if my eating is healthy
>implying I care if my eating is ethical
>implying I come to 4chan to get preached to by vegan redditors
>implying anyone is going to ever consider veganism because you made an obnoxious thread on 4chan
>implying

[Anonymous No.5897167]

>>5897162

[Anonymous No.5897168]

>>5897156
>The "Well I won because reasons" meme

Nice, that really refutes my position

[Anonymous No.5897170]

>>5897162

[Anonymous No.5897172]

>>5897168
You literally just called yourself retarded and I'm agreeing with you, why are we fighting?

[Anonymous No.5897173]

>>5897165
>implying you aren't buttmad so you resorted to this lazy of a tactic this fucking earlier

>>5897167
Gr8 rebuttle

Wow meat really DOES make people stupider!

[Anonymous No.5897174]

You're doing it wrong OP, this is how you make people be vegan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0yNKr5IOmA

[Anonymous No.5897175]

What's your favorite meat /ck/?
Im a big fan of chicken

[Anonymous No.5897178]

>>5897175
There's a Fogo de Chao in my city. Once I start making money again I'm going to starve myself a bit before reking their shit.

[Anonymous No.5897182]

>>5897172
I blatantly used the word retarded directed towards you but it's cute that you think intentionally misunderstanding posts makes you right

>>5897170
Is this board literally incapable of formulating an actual defense for their retarded opinions that doesn't involve reaction faces?

I feel like I'm on /b/ for christ's sake

[Anonymous No.5897185]

>>5897174
Best thing this thread has and will offer

[Anonymous No.5897186]

>>5897175
>posts a picture of a meme eating a grilled cheese sandwhich

>asks what favorite meat is

You can't even blatantly troll correctly

>>5897178
>starving yourself to make yourself fat as fuck

The logic of meat eaters ladies and gentlemen

[Anonymous No.5897187]

>>5897182
>Is this board literally incapable of formulating an actual defense for their retarded opinions that doesn't involve reaction faces?

There's not reason to respond to trolls with anything but bemusement.

[Anonymous No.5897189]

>>5897182

[Anonymous No.5897191]

>>5897162
>Sorry pussy vegetarians using meme-arguments that were discredited before they were even presented don't really interest me
electronics use animal products, i looked up the definition of veganism and it says abstaining from using animal products or things made from such. i can post the meaning of vegan for you if you like. its not something you have to get so mad about

[Anonymous No.5897192]

>>5897187
>It's trolling because it doesn't agree with me

Sorry this excuse for idiocracy has already been used like five times in this thread, try another meme their friendo

[Anonymous No.5897193]

>>5897186
>>posts a picture of a meme eating a grilled cheese sandwhich

You are WAY too obvious now.

[Anonymous No.5897194]

>>5897187
>There's not reason to respond to trolls with anything but bemusement.

[Anonymous No.5897199]

>>5897191
>electronics use animal products
[citation needed]

also
>implying you aren't the one that's mad

>>5897189
Except in that sentence I used the word literally the way it's intended. Nice meme though

Wow /ck/ you've proven yourself to be a board full of knuckleheaded mericans who can't debate someone with an opposite opinion for more than 1 second before whipping out an entire metric ton of memes

And that one anon said I should go to /s4s/

[Anonymous No.5897209]

>>5897193
Maybe if you KEEP saying I'm a troll that will make it true. It's never worked one time in the history of 4chan, the internet, or the world, but go ahead, maybe this will be the moment where it happens you fucking tardsucker

[Anonymous No.5897212]

>>5897199
>Wow /ck/ you've proven yourself to be a board full of knuckleheaded mericans who can't debate someone with an opposite opinion for more than 1 second before whipping out an entire metric ton of memes
Then you can just go back to your fedora-tipping land known as Reddit and stay there.

[Anonymous No.5897214]

>>5897209
All this mad is orgasmic

[Anonymous No.5897220]

>>5897212
Wow ANOTHER strawman! You guys sure are creative with your fallacies

>>5897214
Lol yeah I'm real mad that people stupider than me are being stupid

[Anonymous No.5897226]

>>5897220
>telling you to go away is a strawman

[Anonymous No.5897239]

>>5897226
You didn't say "go away" you said "go back to reddit" which implies I'm even from reddit, because if I was than it would be easy to discredit me because "hurr durr 4chan is so much smarter than everyon especially reddit" because that, again, is a meme

Okay let me recap so far this has been

Vegan: Actual legitimate points

the meat-eaters of /ck/: no actual counterpoint except "muh meat tastes good when I dip it in da tard sauce" and fallacies and memes

Yeah you guys sure are doing a good job showing me why I shouldn't be vegan

[Anonymous No.5897246]

>>5897239
>Legitimate points
>Does nothing but insult people and yell "OMG FALLACY" at everything

Carry on.

[Anonymous No.5897247]

https://sys.4chan.org/ck/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=5897110

[Anonymous No.5897252]

>>5897199
>electronics use animal products
[citation needed]
stearic acid is used in making plastics and rubber heat resistant. and before you argue that the fat used to make it can be found in veggies, i know this, but no one does it because you get 4x the amount from animal fat, its cheaper.

[Anonymous No.5897257]

>>5897252
There are citations all over the internet, m8

[Anonymous No.5897259]

>>5897182
>I blatantly used the word retarded directed towards you but it's cute that you think intentionally misunderstanding posts makes you right

In that case let's count the times you've whined about somebody using a strawman or other fallacy in this thread.

[Anonymous No.5897263]

>>5897110
I won't go vegetarian because i am a man that doesn't want to look like a scrawny faggot.

[Anonymous No.5897268]

>>5897246
If you make a fallacy you make a fallacy, it has nothing to do with what I say. Maybe you should make actual arguments that don't contain heaps of fallacies

Also it's not an insult if it's true you fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.5897273]

>>5897259
how can I be whining about it if it's what you have objectively been doing

>>5897263
>my protein

Come on bruh that's the oldest one in the book

>>5897252
good thing i use vegan electronics then huh

[Anonymous No.5897278]

>>5897273
Post pic without shirt

[Anonymous No.5897280]

So is somebody getting screenshots of this for /ck/ humor threads? I can't be bothered.

[Anonymous No.5897282]

>>5897278
this

[Anonymous No.5897285]

>>5897239
>Yeah you guys sure are doing a good job showing me why I shouldn't be vegan
>no one anywhere told him he shouldn't be vegan

[Anonymous No.5897292]

If your food doesn't kill you your anger issues will.

[Anonymous No.5897293]

>>5897273
>good thing i use vegan electronics then huh
you very well could if you use apple products, because Jobs changed what was used in the manufacturing of apple prodcuts when he took over again.
although if you drive a vehicle, use a bike, have a refrigerator, oven, microwave, video game system or basically anything else, you arent. sorry pal, you are just a plain ol vegetarian like the rest of us

[Anonymous No.5897296]

>>5897239
>Yeah you guys sure are doing a good job showing me why i shouldn't be vegan
You and all other vegans do a good job at trying to make your eating disorder look normal.

[Anonymous No.5897312]

>>5897110
Well guys it's been fun but after 50+ replies and no actual arguments made I think my work here (getting meat eater's really buttmad because they're all really stupid and easily excitable) is done and that I am the victor of this little skirmish. I'm gonna go eat some sweet, sweet fruit salad and fuck my dank gf after a dank bowl now. Have fun with your stomachaches

>my face when your all going to post 1/10 for making me reply or some gay shit and I won't even give a fuck because I've already won and am gone

[Anonymous No.5897326]

>>5897312
-69/10 worse attempt

[Anonymous No.5897327]

>>5897312

[Anonymous No.5897331]

>>5897312
>got BTFO
>i-i won, guise im leavin nao to enjoy muh p-p-perfekt lyfe

[Anonymous No.5897385]

I could eat vegetarian if all that shit wasn't expensive. My indulgence sandwich I give myself once a week doesn't have meat on it, but the bagels, tomato, lettuce and peppers that go on it are pricier than the shitty stuff.

[Anonymous No.5897392]

>>5897110
Vegans are scum. Go kill yourself faggot