Food Gore Thread

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Food Gore Thread Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:24:03 2014 No.5893356 [Reply] [Original]

I'll start with the legend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w46Dwh4TMGA

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:03:39 2014 No.5893446 >>5893356 I was half expecting to see random things in the fridge

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:15:06 2014 No.5893471 >>5893356 Thank you based OP! I used to enjoy this fucker's videos so much back in the day, but then he deleted his youtube account and I forgot his name so I could never search for them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:04:46 2014 No.5893963 Why does he fat-breathe after every couple words?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:11:42 2014 No.5893982 >>5893471 His channel is masaoHF and he posted something a week ago in his discussion page

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:12:55 2014 No.5893987 >expecting masao >was not disappointed Today OP was not a faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:35:18 2014 No.5894052 Amateurs http://youtu.be/5K0sFKg7M4s

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:35:31 2014 No.5894053 >>5893356 >there are people alive who arent aware of the glory that is masaokis CHRISTMAS TURKEY

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:36:49 2014 No.5894057 >>5894052 i hate the sound he makes when he puts food in his mouth

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:39:01 2014 No.5894059 >>5894057 http://youtu.be/9y18jOukpLY

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:39:58 2014 No.5894060 >>5894053 meat with coffee will always be the best

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:43:51 2014 No.5894071 >>5894059 Can anyone give me a general idea on what the guy is saying or talking about?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:03:58 2014 No.5894110 why do these people refuse to clean anything?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:47:51 2014 No.5894607 http://youtu.be/sVbwnlgOEzU

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:06:37 2014 No.5894621 >>5894110 He cleans his fridge so give him some credit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:14:19 2014 No.5894628 >>5894607 holy fuck i nearly vomited

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:37:22 2014 No.5894665 File: 460 KB, 1600x1200, worst meal ever.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:47:47 2014 No.5894669

>>5894052
>>5894052

Good god. this is an elaborate joke right guys ?

>boils potatoes
Ok
>combines starches
Dude...
>Throws Russia's choice cheese singles in hot water
I choose not to believe what I'm seeing.
>No spices at all
...
>ass dirty plates in the freezer
In Soviet Russia, germs clean you!
>starts biting carrots and spitting them into the pan
And this is where my grimace turned upside down and i just started laughing.

Honestly this video just makes me sad, that was six minutes of torture and feeling bad for this man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:48:50 2014 No.5894671 >>5894665 >hey let's step on a frog and put it on our hot dog!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:52:34 2014 No.5894673 >>5894665 >hotdog looks like it's leaking jizz. Can we just stop and forget about this thread? Please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:37:51 2014 No.5894730 >>5893356 Before anyone else posts them http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FiRjxaNTWM

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:45:13 2014 No.5894735 >>5894671 frogs are good eatin

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:58:36 2014 No.5894747 >>5894669 Even an American ought to be able to tell that's not Russian.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 07:02:11 2014 No.5894748 File: 9 KB, 261x190, 13983_815118821852088_3941788360818366091_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5894052 >That stove. >That dog. >That Kitchen. >That feel you will never cook 3 pounds of potatoes, shirtless, in a dirty ass russian kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 07:11:07 2014 No.5894758 >>5894747 Not sure if it's German or Danish but yea I only said that for the ..in soviet Russia joke. I know he's not speaking russian.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 07:12:26 2014 No.5894761 >>5894735 Would you put one on your wiener?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 07:13:37 2014 No.5894764 >>5894748 >dirty ass russian kitchen. you seriously think he's Russian? Jesus Christ gr8 b8.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 07:15:43 2014 No.5894767 >>5894764 Obviously. Only Russians eat that many potatoes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 07:15:48 2014 No.5894768 >>5894758 It's Mongolian

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 07:19:30 2014 No.5894771 >>5894768 It's finnish

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 07:20:17 2014 No.5894774 >>5894771 Niihä mie sanoin, mäntti.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 07:23:03 2014 No.5894778 File: 34 KB, 471x561, 1412798599650.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5894730 >that tinfoil trick

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 07:28:57 2014 No.5894784 >>5894747 Who cares? The point is its some typical yuropoor and I'm not american.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 07:33:16 2014 No.5894789 >>5894784 Excuse me but I believe that anon was talking to me. I agree though, his nationality is the least of my worries.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 07:33:49 2014 No.5894790 >>5894730 Why did she not put in the "dropped" meat?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 07:52:50 2014 No.5894810 >>5893356 skip to 3:30 what is this even

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:27:13 2014 No.5895381 >>5893356 Did he really just wash off a hot dog with soap?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:02:39 2014 No.5895650 >>5894052 oh i remember this guy, he is the kind of person who goes around stores and searches through their garbage for food thats been disposed. Easy meal for no bucks. My hero

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:06:30 2014 No.5895664 >>5894669 >>5894764 >>5894767 He's not russian. He's finnish. Why do you think Finns are known as the biggest shitposters? (sorry australia) Because they are all retards

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:08:32 2014 No.5895675 >>5895664 Hue ebin oikee :D:D:D:D

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:10:05 2014 No.5895683 >>5895675 Thanks for proving my point.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:16:51 2014 No.5895705 >>5895683 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJUAbIx4jLI and here is a classic piece of history

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:19:33 2014 No.5895710

>>5894669

>implying there aren't people in America sitting down to eat something even worse right now
>being stereotypically american educated stupid and mistaking finns for russians

You ever seen someone boil a hamburger and then use the water as "gravy"? Because I have, irl. Spend any time in the viking belt, and you'll see worse.

I don't like talking about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:21:48 2014 No.5895717 >>5895683 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaXKcOr-f3E sour cream loving beast on the prowl

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:24:11 2014 No.5895726 File: 151 KB, 500x284, everyone_in_america_eats_this_everyday_for_a_snack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:32:08 2014 No.5895745 >>5893356 Any fans of masaokis will likely appreciate this fan made "trailer" for his channel. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbQVryqIPAU

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:41:49 2014 No.5895771 >>5894607 I have those same salt and pepper shakers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:42:44 2014 No.5895774 File: 19 KB, 188x212, 1388184625228.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5894730 >that first video

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:49:46 2014 No.5895785 >>5895726 >5894735 nice file name faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:54:52 2014 No.5895803 >>5895785 >5894735 >typing random numbers with your big pudgy american fingers because you're so angry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:00:16 2014 No.5895817 >>5895726 >implying eating food with a high cholesterol amount increases your blood cholesterol level

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:01:54 2014 No.5895820 >>5895745 > reject capitalist lies and transmute tuna into turkey my sides

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:05:33 2014 No.5895830 >>5895817 >implying you can't shoehorn your pet peeve into any conversation I bet you're really popular at parties.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:06:24 2014 No.5895832

>>5894730
>homemade Italian Tomato Sauce from Italy
first ingrediment is like 5 cans of tomato sauce

I'm no ginomaster but how is all this canned and prepackaged stuff so authentically Itanian to deem calling it italian twice in the title? shig

that being said I bet it tastes good, I'd eat it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:38:30 2014 No.5895905 >>5894052 >Finland I FUCKING KNEW IT lappskojs

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:40:52 2014 No.5895911 >>5894607 HOly shit, macaroni salad woman is ALIVE?!?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:05:42 2014 No.5895950 >>5894730 fresh garlic, fresh onion AND powdered garlic and onion?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:07:16 2014 No.5895954 File: 67 KB, 688x688, 1413178628411.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5894607 >Simply Sarah's still alive and making more videos

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:29:06 2014 No.5896004 >>5894730 I...I just can't imagine what is going through this womans head. Clearly she's seen cooking shows. She should know that what she's doing is horribly, horribly wrong right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:29:03 2014 No.5896199 >>5895954 >http://youtu.be/sVbwnlgOEzU I'm more surprised that there aren't many troll comments.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:43:41 2014 No.5896243 'cooking with dog'. it's disgusting. why does she let her stupid dirty dog on the table?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:46:26 2014 No.5896250 >>5894665 what is that red stuff under the pineapple? and what is that greenish stuff on top of the wieners?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:39:27 2014 No.5896431 >>5894730 The first video is a joke, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:41:58 2014 No.5896438 >>5894730 >approximately >approximately >approximately

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:47:18 2014 No.5896464 >>5894730 >The secret ingredient is eggs. >Secret ingredient >in meatballs >is eggs

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:28:52 2014 No.5896999 File: 1.23 MB, 3000x2246, 1389133327016.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5894730 Is this bitch serious?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:53:45 2014 No.5897096 >>5895726 Yes, brains have lots of cholesterol. But you haven't lived till you've had scrambled eggs with pork brain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:43:58 2014 No.5898797 >>5894607 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuI-bU3UHc4 >dat heavy breathing in the background i like how someone asks if sara was the cameraman for this video, as if the huffing and puffing weren't enough of a giveaway

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:46:16 2014 No.5898803 >>5898797 Is that simply saras husband?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:48:54 2014 No.5898815 >>5898803 dear god I hope not. How anybody could stand to be in the same room as Simply Saturn is beyond me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:54:43 2014 No.5898852 >>5895726 Never seen this on the shelves. Never even knew this shit existed. Sounds fuckin' disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:04:37 2014 No.5898884 >>5894730 Bachelor cuisine. HAHAHAHAHAH, oh, americunts. You can't cook. Keep up with your hotdogs, burgers, meatballs and mac & cheese.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:06:40 2014 No.5898894 >>5898815 I think it is. Wow. They seem like genuinely nice and happy people, which makes it harder to mock them. Unlike these fucking cunts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SypF2eM_q8Q

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:56:24 2014 No.5899048 File: 83 KB, 341x352, fuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5894730 >when she starts dicing the onion

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:20:56 2014 No.5899133 >>5895717 typical amerifat

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:36:38 2014 No.5899389 File: 21 KB, 500x381, 10626481_738037469597598_4312266580088405530_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5898894 The fuck? Pre-made cheesecake filling is a thing? I wonder if we have that in Canada.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:44:26 2014 No.5899416 >>5898894 People like this make me ashamed of my country. Also why is that Mother such an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:05:31 2014 No.5899505 >>5894730 everything about that was horrible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:28:09 2014 No.5899582 File: 152 KB, 429x410, 1327292030766.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5894730 I've never seen someone massacre garlic so badly

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:30:30 2014 No.5899590 Does anyone have the video of some fat autistic family cooking spaghetti sauce and somewhere halfway through the woman lets out this massive fart

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:35:21 2014 No.5899611 >>5894607 >She's still alive Holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:37:15 2014 No.5899617 File: 790 KB, 1840x3264, crushed ice and sriracha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:40:39 2014 No.5899635 File: 65 KB, 285x276, 1413169342513.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NSFW http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=63b_1410526386

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:47:53 2014 No.5899657 >>5899635 ... What.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:53:57 2014 No.5899676 >>5899635 I'm a fatty and binge at least once a week, but how the fuck do you consume that much in one go? Amazingly disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:57:49 2014 No.5899684 File: 6 KB, 390x470, 2561102-5520224232-Oh-Yo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5899635 >3 fuckin' corndogs

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:00:33 2014 No.5899693 File: 530 KB, 1834x2262, gorefriedrice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:05:59 2014 No.5899708 File: 50 KB, 600x800, csv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:16:10 2014 No.5899742 >>5899693 >>5899708 oh god im screaming right now

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:17:21 2014 No.5899749 File: 664 KB, 2048x1536, stovies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is popular food in Scotland.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:20:31 2014 No.5899758 File: 10 KB, 297x283, 1410535501990.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5899635 >Those sounds Is this like a fetish thing? Do people actually jerk off to this filth?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:23:28 2014 No.5899761 >>5899758 Yes, actually. Also the dude has done this recently, you can tell by the lack of man tits he's developed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:26:29 2014 No.5899774 >>5894665 is that a single noodle of spaghetti!?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:27:46 2014 No.5899778 >>5893356 why the fuck didn't he just put them in boiling water? I guess he would have if he weren't insane

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:28:49 2014 No.5899784 >>5899048 I thought she was gonna chop off some fingers!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:36:04 2014 No.5899816 >>5894730 deep fried onions and basil. why.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:00:53 2014 No.5899911

>>5898797
> imagine a big ol' cranberry ice tea with mint on the front porch on a starry night with tea lights lit all around the banister... well i just went and got all romantic on every body

shit son, simply sara's husband is moe as fuck. i'd watch him do a cooking show for sure. pure comfy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:03:51 2014 No.5899916 >>5899911 He's adorable. There's no denying it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:09:20 2014 No.5899930 >>5899911 I want to hug him, sit on a warm porch in rocking chairs and drink sweet tea until our feet fall off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:17:03 2014 No.5899944 File: 2.91 MB, 257x212, 1412176826783.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5899774 >noodle >spaghetti being that thick >spaghetti looks like easy cheese get out

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:19:00 2014 No.5899948 >>5898884 dat inferiority complex

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:26:38 2014 No.5899973

>>5899582
I didn't think I would laugh that hard seeing that. I saw a bit of this video a couple years ago but didn't make it that far in till I got bored.
I guess it's just funny because I can imagine everyone watching this, getting mad and telling her how wrong that is all the while the comments are disabled. There was some video about some guy making pasta from scratch and it was pretty funny how awful it looked. Wish I could still find it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:30:17 2014 No.5899985 >>5893356 how is his fridge the only clean part of the house?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:31:08 2014 No.5899988 >>5895954 >>5896199 >implying she doesn't have good recipes >implying she's not the queen of /ck/ Her and her husband seem like absolute sweethearts Also those chicken ginger lettuce cups are GOAT tier if you add some brown sugar into the sauce

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:54:55 2014 No.5900039 >>5894730 she managed.... to find a way.... to fry a sauce

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:56:29 2014 No.5900780 pizza roll omelette https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9I3kf5rsq8

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 04:30:52 2014 No.5900916

>>5899635
this is so fucking funny omg have you seen his other video with the cheesburgers and the mayonaise fucking hell I am cracking up just gunno slop some fucking mayonaise in there OHHHHHH look at that used a whole jar of fucking mayonase OHHHHH cos I'm a fucking glutton and got 5 fucking OHHHHHH corndogs OHHHHH

BAHAHHAHAHAHHA WTF MAN

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 04:32:52 2014 No.5900920 >>5898797 How did sara bag this man? He seems way out of her league

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 05:04:23 2014 No.5900951 >>5893356 Is this a serious video or what? Why the fuck can't he use the stove? Cos he has to move stuff?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 06:23:59 2014 No.5901053 File: 34 KB, 298x279, 1385772335397.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5899635 holy f*ck any more of these? thanks anon!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 09:10:28 2014 No.5901226 File: 53 KB, 580x329, crazypills.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5894730 What the fuck is she doing to that garlic? Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 11:15:47 2014 No.5901416 Not necessarily a food gore, but terrible show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMbFGJnaVOw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXJRlpEfPnU

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 11:30:54 2014 No.5901448 >>5899635 I almost fucking died from laughter watching this fucking video. I think I was laughing the entire 15 fucking minutes dude hahahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 11:31:41 2014 No.5901451 File: 112 KB, 261x362, 1380568399270.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5893356 >at this moment it smells a little bad..but that's because of the smoke, I don't think it's suppose to do that

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 12:08:35 2014 No.5901526 >>5893356 Fuck you, OP you bastard. I've got OCD and just found a dead fly in my orange juice. It's YOUR fault. I've just thrown some grapes out because of you. Fucking hell. I need some bleach.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 12:19:49 2014 No.5901542 >>5894052 what language is that? it's raping my ears. hear that while watching him cooking that in that kitchen makes me throw up

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 12:20:04 2014 No.5901545
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>>5900920
he seems a little gay to me to be honest

> tfw no probably gay super sweet husband to drink mint cranberry tea on the front porch on a starry night with tea lights all around the banister

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 12:20:54 2014 No.5901546 >>5894052 HE IS ACTUALLY EATING THAT SHIT

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 12:22:16 2014 No.5901551 >>5894665 is that a mouse?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 12:48:08 2014 No.5901613 File: 33 KB, 632x467, 1406381742201.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5899635 big bubba strikes again! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRHF64Gte2o&

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 13:06:24 2014 No.5901643 >>5901613 my boner is very pleased

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 13:09:06 2014 No.5901648 >>5894730 Holy fuck this rustled my jimmies so hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 13:11:37 2014 No.5901652 >>5899749 That's probably the most edible looking meal in this thread. It's just meat and potatoes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 13:23:14 2014 No.5901671 >>5899749 Something like that is quite common in sweden too. It's actually really good

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 13:41:30 2014 No.5901698 File: 136 KB, 1600x1200, potatoecarrot_soup2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5901652 >>5901671 It is also a very common Chinese soup

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 13:46:19 2014 No.5901713 >>5901613 TFW watching this video and the cheesecake lasagna vid at the same time HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 13:54:08 2014 No.5901736 >>5901713 > so what exactly are you doing? > prrrrt... PRRRRFFFFFFTTTTTT > what are you making? > PRRRRRFFFFFFFFFBBBT aw damn Please someone combine both of these vids into one. Gotta start the fart one a few seconds earlier though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 14:44:19 2014 No.5901883 >>5894730 I was hoping she was going to add the sauce to the hot oil instead of the other way around.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 14:55:00 2014 No.5901897 File: 67 KB, 592x420, 2013-10-05_9-55-59_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] russian soup for singles

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 14:57:20 2014 No.5901905 >>5899635 this guy's great i like him

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 15:13:47 2014 No.5901942 >>5894730 Drops meat on her seemingly clean granite counter... careful because of the transfer of possible microbes into my meatballs. >Into the trash it goes. Later cooks the meat balls because of possible microbes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 15:34:27 2014 No.5901994 >>5898797 Did anyone else catch that fart 17 seconds into the video?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 15:47:50 2014 No.5902015 File: 16 KB, 427x382, baddog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5894730 >that garlic

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 18:55:51 2014 No.5902544

>>5896243
>'cooking with dog'. it's disgusting. why does she let her stupid dirty dog on the table?
The dog sits on a separate little stool tard.

Also, someone once posted some old white lady making "Mexican" enchiladas baked in what appeared to be canned spaghetti sauce. Anyone have that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 21:43:02 2014 No.5902989 Where's creepy sweet tea guy? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSkT77010fE

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 21:52:17 2014 No.5903019 I'm fairly certain this counts. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 21:54:57 2014 No.5903028 >>5893963 if he isn't fat he probably has lung problems from the mld thats is most likely growing in his house.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 22:29:40 2014 No.5903130 File: 962 KB, 640x360, 5219f40e01db7606cd3c266eed9af12b.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5895705 >>5895717 So this is considered Finnish humor right?

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 22:31:16 2014 No.5903136

>>5903019
That kid is such a fucking pussy, either he has no father or his father is completely gay. fucking helicopter parents filming their child on a fucking pedestal instead of telling him he's wrong when he is.
He'll probably turn into a dick loving faggot.

But I don't really think that counts, it'd a fucking faggy kid who doesn't know better because of terrible parenting; if you really think that counts there are thousand of hilarious threads for you on /b/ or reddit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 22:37:30 2014 No.5903154 >>5903130 I thought lolsorandumbxD was mostly for 14 years old girls. Guess finngolians aren't all that different. >>5894730 This bitch is probably fucking nuts, I feel sorry for whoever shares her house.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 22:43:26 2014 No.5903174 >>5899774 It's probably mayonnaise, judging by the mayo bottle in the picture.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 22:47:10 2014 No.5903191 >>5894607 Her spiced pickles look tasty

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 22:50:54 2014 No.5903203 >>5898797 Those look fucking tasty, and he seems like a genuinely nice guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 22:53:34 2014 No.5903216 >that little black stuff doesn't matter it's just dirt hueahueh

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:01:35 2014 No.5903242 >>5894607 Sinfully sara. HOLY SHIT.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:07:25 2014 No.5903265 >>5894730 >I place my pot on the stove Wow >I take my spoon and I stir Holy shit amazing, who would have thought

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:14:06 2014 No.5903275 >>5894730 >homemade tomato sauce >5 cans tomato sauce

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:15:07 2014 No.5903278 File: 2.20 MB, 357x238, 1413006933031.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5894730 >strains the oil from the deep fried onions into the sauce i actually feel like puking

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:16:16 2014 No.5903281 >>5893356 Man I remember watching this guys videos years ago. I loved listening to him talk. He seemed like a very intellectual fellow. I hope he is doing ok

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:19:04 2014 No.5903292 >>5894730 >wilted basil >torn onion >garlic/onion powder >the fuck did she just do to that garlic? >cautious when I cook about clean surfaces >uses plastic cutting board >electric stove >lower the flame

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:19:27 2014 No.5903293 >>5894748 I am pretty sure that guys is swedish or polish or swizz

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:22:25 2014 No.5903303

>>5903136
It's more like a grandmother doting on her autistic grandchild. Look at the kitchen it's beautiful, the ingredients probably aren't bad and he just abuses the fuck out of them and creates this monstrosity throwing most of the stuff away, if that isn't food gore than what is?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:24:08 2014 No.5903307 >>5894730 >Just pour a fuck ton of oil in there for no reason

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:25:58 2014 No.5903313 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:27:46 2014 No.5903319 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrQbWeNQpiA Lady makes cake! On national tv!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:29:32 2014 No.5903329 >>5903307 It gives the sauce its flavor, you fuck. Gawd. She is like TheAmazingAtheist: Fucking bananas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:32:23 2014 No.5903341 >>5903329 Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Icwatudidthere

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:32:57 2014 No.5903344 >>5903341 Aww yeah, you've seen that shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:34:48 2014 No.5903352 >>5903344 Yup, there's another video of him dripping hot oil on his genitals but I can't come up with a joke for that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:34:51 2014 No.5903353 >>5903319 >kwanzaa cake >she's white

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:35:40 2014 No.5903356 >>5903352 Yeah, me neither. It's still hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:36:37 2014 No.5903365 >>5903356 And then he divorced his wife to go off and be gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:36:55 2014 No.5903367 >>5903356 Thanks anon, you've made my night. I can't stop laughing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:37:30 2014 No.5903371 >>5903365 Oh man, time to look this up. >>5903367 I love you, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:37:57 2014 No.5903375 >>5903365 He was married?

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:38:07 2014 No.5903376
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>>5894730
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ
>dirty dishes all over the counter
>at least two dozen bananas in overflowing fruit basket

>measures powdered spices by surface area of sauce
Uh.

>"Using olive oil will give it a very different taste"
no fuck

>"dicing" the onion with a serrated steak knife and then placing it in boiling vegetable oil
Nooooooo. This is true food gore.

>that basil
Wat? Did she wilt it and then deep-fry it?

>randomly "chopping" garlic with same steak knife
o_o

>golden brown
lady dat's burnt

>DUMP BOILING OIL MIXTURE INTO CANNED SAUCE
you are going to die.

>ladle onto dry pasta
It looks so slick and watery, like thin soup. Probably because it's half oil.

>There's a lot of oil on top, you can drain it off
>Just discard it, we don't need that extra fat on top
I just don't know what to say to this, holy hell, woman.
I think this lady is the scariest because she looks normal. You can't tell she's insane.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:38:52 2014 No.5903378 >>5903352 Did that oil capture the flavor?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:39:05 2014 No.5903380 >>5903371 Thx babyboo. Wanna have kids?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:39:43 2014 No.5903383 >>5903380 Fuck yeah, let's make some ugly stankin'.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:40:43 2014 No.5903389 >>5903378 Of approximately one greasy neckbeard

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:41:47 2014 No.5903390 >>5903383 Kay, Imma be papa bear and you be mawma bear and we'll create our own honey booboo child.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:42:49 2014 No.5903391 >>5899635 This is amazing. I can't stop watching it. I can barely even tell that he's chewing it. >>5903390 Done and done. Also, I have genital warts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:43:33 2014 No.5903393 File: 51 KB, 505x858, Bananaman on marriage.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5903371 >>5903375 Straight from his Tumblr This is not cooking

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:44:05 2014 No.5903394 >>5903391 And I have a blue waffle. So we're gonna have to use a strap-on. Done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:44:33 2014 No.5903398 >>5903393 Thank you. I won't keep pooping off-topic content onto the thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:45:43 2014 No.5903405 >>5893356 I was subbed to masaokis channel for the longest, I take it he does not personally upload his videos anymore or what? I think I last remembered he had another channel under a different name but I dont think I have seen anything new since.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:46:02 2014 No.5903406 >>5903393 Watttttttttt, that's....wattttt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:56:24 2014 No.5903440 File: 33 KB, 500x375, 215839_10150149272327606_6754523_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5894665 I thought that was a dead mouse on those hot dogs..

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:58:32 2014 No.5903449

>>5899635
In my vast experience with countless fetishes and sexual stimuli, it seems to me this was an intentional weigh gain fetish video due to how I noticed how he handled his gut briefly in the beginning. He is clearly not ashamed of his fat nor his eating habits. One could even go as far as to say this was for sexual purposes. Not to mention those grunts and moans are clearly made to be erotic.

Also

> Sep-12-2014 Occurred On: Jan-1-1990

The fuck, is this real?

Anonymous Tue Oct 21 00:01:57 2014 No.5903462
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>>5894730
I'm drunk as shit right now, but I've seen her fucking videos posted on here for god knows how long.

While, yeah, they get posted along with cooking with hoarders et al in cringe threads - every time I see her videos I just feel sad.

Not that she's a haphazardly mediocre cook at best (she probably cooks better an more often than half of /ck/) - rather, it's her attempt at some fashion of immortality.

She has that shallow, dead look in her eyes of a well-to-do housewife that has realized mortality is a thing that she's apparently into. Judging by the kitchen she cooks in, her family is at the very least upper-middle class and she seems the type to be the stay-at-home mom that has dinner ready at 5.

She realized that her entire life is meaningless and has thus attempted to make meaning out of the monotony of her existence through YouTube. Even in that endeavor she failed (at least I assume so from the "COMMENTS DISABLED" labels everywhere).

I'm not trying to say that we're mean bullies for posting her videos in a cringe thread. Rather, she's ultimately very sad.

And again, I'm not trying to say I'm living a super-fulfilling life compared to her (lolcook) or that I'm way better in the kitchen.

It's just sad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 00:02:52 2014 No.5903471 >>5903449 Most likely. Someone else posted a youtube vid of here of him farting a fucking tornado out of his ass the entire time.

Anonymous Tue Oct 21 00:03:17 2014 No.5903472
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>>5894730
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FiRjxaNTWM
those have got to be the most over-seasoned meatballs in the history of cooking.

>using only beef
plebeian confirmed

>ground beef = "chopped meat"

>washes hands for 2 seconds

>over mixed beef-and-egg-yolk paste
ew.

>washes hands again to protect from Bad Things while raw beef bits sit amongst crumbs on countertop

>uses hands to mix
Uhm, why bother with the non-functional Tinfoil Trick? This is redundant, yes?

>and mix
Good God lady STOP. They're going to be as tough as the soles of your feet after your daily four-mile run on the treadmill.

>fries them in an inch of oil, probably vegetable/canola, overcrowded as fuck
nuuuuuu.

>"other meat"
um, wtf? Is that sausages with toothpicks stuck through them also being deep-fried?

To be fair, the final product LOOKS good. I just know that it's extremely oily, dense, and badly seasoned.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 00:04:02 2014 No.5903478 >>5899635 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5fe_1411528742 I just don't know what to say. I don't have an appropriate reaction image either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 00:05:36 2014 No.5903483 >>5903462 agreed ffs she has a soap dispenser shaped like a friendly frog. prob. an Xmas gift from one of the kids

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 00:06:24 2014 No.5903488 >>5903472 >They're going to be as tough as the soles of your feet after your daily four-mile run on the treadmill. unf

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 00:08:55 2014 No.5903494 File: 20 KB, 447x585, 1395807101958.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5903478 Does this work?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 00:09:17 2014 No.5903497 >>5899985 never uses it

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 00:18:38 2014 No.5903524 >>5898797 I wanna jiggle that fantastic ball gut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 00:21:48 2014 No.5903543 >>5898894 This is so awkward and cringe-worthy. That fat bitch is alarmingly irritating. I feel bad for the kids.. They're being raised this way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 00:26:11 2014 No.5903562 File: 37 KB, 640x480, george.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I know it's a joke, but this is goreworthy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs2ohb1kHJE

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 00:41:42 2014 No.5903617 File: 38 KB, 500x375, 1363772894895.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5898894 They seem like good people, I would date the fuck out of their daughter just to get a bite of that kit-kat lasagna. Judge me if you want, idgaf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 01:13:32 2014 No.5903697 >>5903319 this bitch makes me want to hurt her

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 01:17:41 2014 No.5903711 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gUKZpgVfMo

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 01:37:03 2014 No.5903770 File: 79 KB, 720x540, 1411535954052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5903711 >fork cartel holy shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 02:01:21 2014 No.5903812 >>5894730 >dat camera work and everything about this video is insane i can't even count how many times i cringed fuck me lady, you're nuts

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 04:14:44 2014 No.5903992 >>5903319 Is that the lady from breaking bad?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 04:25:33 2014 No.5904012 >>5894671 congratulations... I now have to clean coffee of my screen

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 04:41:54 2014 No.5904038 >>5894052 How the fuck can Europe complain about America's processed cheese when you have it too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 05:06:43 2014 No.5904078 >>5901613 he's relatively thin for all the food he ingests. what a gross human

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 13:46:27 2014 No.5904780 >>5903353 lol, beat me too it

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 14:00:11 2014 No.5904817 >>5899635 Those grunts....those lustful sounding grunts... I can't stop hearing it. Ever since watching this last night, I can't stop hearing those grunts in my head when I eat anything now. What have you done?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 14:02:41 2014 No.5904823 File: 221 KB, 500x375, Nope.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5899635 >http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=63b_1410526386 >the way he grunts

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 14:09:24 2014 No.5904837 >>5904823 It almost feels like a joke. It sounds like he is forcing a voice all the time...but those grunts...those grunts are too real http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=be0_1413221036

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 14:30:06 2014 No.5904892 >>5893356 You could probably show this to people with OCD to torture them. We should submit this to the government.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 15:52:52 2014 No.5905091 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnKdrK2_eks PREPARE YOURSELVES

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 15:56:59 2014 No.5905099 >>5905091 If this guy is german that I have to say I am very dissapointed with him. Of my time living in germany I can say the food was always amazing and seemingly they were excellent chiefs in general.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 16:03:14 2014 No.5905112 File: 482 KB, 300x186, 1380989972928.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5899635 I wish I didn't live in the US...

>>	Sage Tue Oct 21 16:23:04 2014 No.5905142 >>5894730 >washing onions Am I the only one who just peels the outer layer of an onion and cut the ends?

Anonymous Tue Oct 21 16:44:16 2014 No.5905218

>>5903462
You are looking into this way too much. It was pretty clear she was trying to get a TV show from the presentation quality, the commercial break, and all that. I don't think she sees this as her life being meaningless. You're being ridiculous with these assumptions and using floaty pseudo intellectual logic not tied down to anything to try and make your post seem artistic or some shit. Calm down. She's just a shit cook.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 16:49:45 2014 No.5905229 >>5894052 >takes a bite of raw macaroni and unmelted cheese water right out of the pan

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 17:10:32 2014 No.5905283 >>5894607 that actually doesnt sound bad

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 17:15:34 2014 No.5905299 >>5905283 It dosent sound bad but the shit she puts in it is too fucking much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 17:17:03 2014 No.5905303 >>5905142 No, that's normal. Washing onions is wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 17:23:27 2014 No.5905318 I´m all up in this bitch now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1PA3EeRa5w This is one of my favorites. He always pretend he makes food for all his friends coming over. But there are no friends. Chili in a spam bowl!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 17:26:13 2014 No.5905323 Not really gore but /ck/'s king is always welcome here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub1kkkE5DY4

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 19:17:01 2014 No.5905592 File: 33 KB, 471x355, 1336690396723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5903319 >yfw she is Andrew Cuomo,the NY governor's girlfriend.

Anonymous Tue Oct 21 19:24:44 2014 No.5905602
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This video is super natural and not awkward or racist at all. Very valuable information on this channel. I'm certain you guys will agree!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36j-fUs_9wQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 19:37:25 2014 No.5905635 Does anyone have the video called FUCK MCDONALDS with some fat black guy ranting about how small their burgers were? I think the channel was called EatThePussy or something but I can't find it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 20:32:30 2014 No.5905801 >>5896464 Eggs in meatball mix is actually legit, I use one all the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:51:39 2014 No.5906059 >>5905635 Not going to find the video, but I'd wager you are talking about YouTube user eatdatpussy445, a favorite on /sp/

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:51:44 2014 No.5906060 >>5905801 I think their point was that everyone uses an egg in their meatball or meatloaf mix. It's not a secret.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:57:43 2014 No.5906081 File: 232 KB, 317x182, 1334079091769.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5901613 All those perforations in his underwear

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 00:39:35 2014 No.5906592 File: 50 KB, 540x960, 2014-04-05 02.35.48.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is how my friend makes hot dogs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 01:30:46 2014 No.5906673 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVjj_I8b6a0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJIsi2yoC7Q

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 01:41:39 2014 No.5906688 >>5906673 I remember watching her sometimes in highschool. I wish I could plow her uppity tight ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 01:42:28 2014 No.5906689 >>5906592 that's ingenious does it work I sometimes nuke hotdogs until they are exploding, eat their juicy juicy skin, then the rest

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 01:44:38 2014 No.5906695 >>5906689 Surprisingly, yes. We were pretty drunk the last time he did so and I took the pic so I don't really know how they came out, but from what I remember it tasted fine. He does it all the time apparently.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 01:44:41 2014 No.5906696 >>5906689 Not that guy but I can only imagine it bursting into a hot greasy flame after shortly trying to toast them.

Anonymous Wed Oct 22 01:46:45 2014 No.5906699

>>5894053
Last year a couple friends and I decided to make that recipe. The cake portion turned out better than I expected for eyeballing measurements and the tuna wasn't incredibly overpowering but the hot dog grease and the icing together were just really bad. I finished a slice though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 01:53:23 2014 No.5906710 >>5906696 These are packaged OM franks, not brats or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 01:54:49 2014 No.5906715 >>5906710 Yeah but it is still meat, it still contains meat fluids that sweat out when heated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 01:56:02 2014 No.5906717 >>5906715 >Oscar-Meyer franks >it's still meat

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 01:58:00 2014 No.5906721 >>5906688 http://youtu.be/qIH0VRcP7Aw dat cleavage

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 02:25:30 2014 No.5906761 >>5903319 >"Just a teaspoon of cinnamon." >puts in a whole heaping tablespoon

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 02:37:56 2014 No.5906780 File: 21 KB, 240x240, 1356678270818.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5903711 >pie are square >πr^2

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 02:54:34 2014 No.5906812 >>5894607 >that massive dollop of butter on each ciabatta It's like 1/4 of the thickness of the bread, holy fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 02:57:54 2014 No.5906825 File: 172 KB, 316x311, 1258359217480.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5901994 AHAHAHAHA OH ANON

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 03:15:12 2014 No.5906851 >>5893356 not your traditional macaroni salad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 03:30:36 2014 No.5906875 >>5901994 >>5906825 Fugg anon I just caught another one at 2:35

Anonymous Wed Oct 22 03:37:30 2014 No.5906887
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>>5894730
>fries onions and garlic until they're nearly black in half a pot of oil
>dumps the onions and garlic
>"I know this seems like a lot of oil, but it gives the sauce all the flavour"
>dumps the pot of boiling oil directly into the sauce
>"There'll be a lot of oil on the surface. You can scoop it out, it's not needed"

>lays out a layer of meat on tinfoil
>covers in spices
>"This ensures the spices are distributed evenly! Others just put the meat into a bowl and then season it, and that's wrong."
>folds the meat layer in two and then dumps it into a bowl, proceeding to mix the meat and spices in the bowl
>since clusters of spices form she has to use her hands to mix it anyways
>"Oops, dropped a bit of meat on my counter. Into the trash it goes!"
>after frying the meatballs she cuts one open
>"Oh yes, this one's definitely done."
>tosses it back into the oil

What the fuck did I just watch. I mean, she did plenty of other weird shit, but these things are just insane

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 05:02:42 2014 No.5906987 File: 20 KB, 300x399, kp the k man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5906592 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKSAPh9O-9o

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 05:36:43 2014 No.5907032 >>5899635 well at least we know how he got that fat

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 06:09:10 2014 No.5907060 File: 32 KB, 596x394, 1395257687011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5906812 Are you implying there is such a thing as too much butter?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 07:24:57 2014 No.5907138 >>5906851 >one cup of white vinegar contains 40 calories the fact that she puts this annotation in seconds before she adds 16 ounces of mayonnaise makes me laugh way more than it should

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 07:35:40 2014 No.5907153 >>5906060 The other day I heard a youtuber say their secret ingredient in a fruit salad is ripen strawberry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 07:55:32 2014 No.5907181 >>5899635 King Ass Ripper is the best. All hail the king!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 08:22:59 2014 No.5907228 >>5904892 I don't think I have OCD but I can't make it through that video. It almost pains me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 08:23:59 2014 No.5907230 >>5898803 >>5898815 >>5898894 They are a couple. He says right at the beginning, our first christmats married together.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 11:00:49 2014 No.5907497 File: 95 KB, 792x594, 22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 13:16:07 2014 No.5907754 >>5904038 Cause hardly anyone eats it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 13:24:26 2014 No.5907770 >>5904038 Ours is better. Actually I've no idea what it's like. Only kids eat it, and I never had it when I was a kid. I suppose we get it on MacDonalds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 13:27:23 2014 No.5907776 >>5907497 What the fuck happened here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 13:36:50 2014 No.5907787 >>5907776 Some exorcist shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 16:49:30 2014 No.5908329 >>5907497 what is this sorcery?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 16:56:10 2014 No.5908356 >>5907497 thats an australian microwave

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 18:15:58 2014 No.5908718 File: 278 KB, 414x388, smug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5894730 >This will make enough for... well.. if you make a pound of pasta, you'll have enough leftover for another pound of pasta

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 18:24:07 2014 No.5908752 File: 50 KB, 224x251, whyboner.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5899635 I never asked for this fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 18:51:51 2014 No.5908857 File: 5 KB, 405x344, 2930874.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5905602 >that whole video It's not nearly as gory as some of the shit in this thread, but holy hell.

Anonymous Wed Oct 22 19:10:20 2014 No.5908936
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>>5906673
>1st video
>she strains a can of peach syrup into a bowl, then pours it all into another cup before adding it to the mix
>discards two entire rings of cake because the fucking pie tins are too small
>"just a scissors"
>ices the pie tin

>2nd video
>the whole damn thing

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 19:16:29 2014 No.5908952 File: 13 KB, 170x211, 1412119005424.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5906851 I wish her recipes weren't such trash because she seems so sweet and she's great with directing how to make her recipes

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 19:27:09 2014 No.5908996 >>5895726 it's delish yo

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 19:31:55 2014 No.5909015 >>5898894 she is incredibly disrespectful worst part of the video. i feel bad for mark

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 19:33:39 2014 No.5909022 >>5898894 DIET PEPSI DIET FUCKING PEPSI

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 19:35:58 2014 No.5909031 File: 98 KB, 500x375, 1411870751859.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5905602 I'm hurting

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 19:36:24 2014 No.5909033 >>5903711 >me on a date with a lovely lady At least he's not serious about this video.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 19:39:20 2014 No.5909048 >>5894730 >approximates >they're really just estimates >gives recipes without proper measurements

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 19:40:34 2014 No.5909056 >>5903449 he inflates im p sure

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 19:45:56 2014 No.5909076 >>5901542 It's the very strange language finnish, it's weird and fucking incomprehensible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 19:56:18 2014 No.5909099 A classic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0IeFdW1wSc

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 20:05:29 2014 No.5909137 File: 35 KB, 524x468, 1410819212205.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5909099 >the salads

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 20:07:58 2014 No.5909146 >>5909099 Kinda sounds like Seth Rogen

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 20:30:47 2014 No.5909205 >>5909099 how i see bbqking faggot or prego or whatever he calls himself these days, but more autistic

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 22:52:32 2014 No.5909509 >>5901613 How does he do it? It was like, my teenage dream to fart that much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 22:56:09 2014 No.5909522 fucking DSP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf5Or8glmr8

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 23:01:16 2014 No.5909536 >>5909522 also presented in KWO vision https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imCWw3xGY6s

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 01:33:11 2014 No.5909837 >>5905602 >sal and richard from the howard stern show what did you expect? fucking beatlejuice, i forgot all about him

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 02:37:21 2014 No.5909948 File: 81 KB, 350x218, 1363534050138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the "date" POV >the fireplace TV Every time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 03:15:42 2014 No.5910012 >>5898797 damn they seem really cool

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 03:18:28 2014 No.5910015 File: 524 KB, 704x540, 1386470293753.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5899635

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 06:13:46 2014 No.5910226 >>5899774 >>5899944 Looks more like mayonnaise, you blind fucks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 06:34:35 2014 No.5910241 >>5909099 Don't be hating on based Dave.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 06:36:18 2014 No.5910242 >>5901897 wtf is this white shit? Some kind of russians secret poison?

Anonymous Thu Oct 23 06:52:23 2014 No.5910261

>>5894730
>Making sauce out of sauce
>"fresh" basil
>Adding garlic and onion powder with onion and garlic
>Approximately level 7
>that cutting
>THAT CUTTING
>WHY DID YOU POUR THAT IN THERE

This woman probably has kids and a family that she feeds this weekly.

I kind of want to call CPS now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 06:57:58 2014 No.5910265 File: 42 KB, 370x514, approximately.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 06:59:55 2014 No.5910270 >>5909048 >approximately >used to show that something is almost, but not completely, accurate or exact; roughly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 07:31:53 2014 No.5910300 >all this hate on adding infused olive oil to sauces >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJv3owJu1R4#t=896 I dunno what to believe

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 07:40:59 2014 No.5910305 >>5909509 judging from the hole in his underwear he could be pumping air up his ass

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 08:07:36 2014 No.5910342 >>5899048 I "dice" onions like that cause I'm too lazy to learn how to do it properly, but God forbid I'll ever do a cooking video on Youtube before redeeming my sin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 08:11:16 2014 No.5910351 >>5903462 Agreed. I like the way you write when drunk. You frequent /lit/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 08:51:13 2014 No.5910410 File: 377 KB, 482x361, stare.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5910242 >secret poison wow, you've really never had dumplings before? literally every culture has a similar dish eg jiaozi, wonton, pierogi, ravioli, kreplach, momo, etc

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 09:44:23 2014 No.5910483 >>5905142 I always feel a bit disappointed about discarding it, shrinks the onion quite profoundly. But what can you do, dem green layers ain't gettin into my food

>>	BioMed !!1JEgcrDzIzk Thu Oct 23 10:42:18 2014 No.5910551 >>5894607 i love how deluded fatties are >has her nail done >thinks it makes her look remotely more human top kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 10:58:38 2014 No.5910581 >>5893356 Well fuck, I thought I lived like a slob

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 11:22:34 2014 No.5910628 File: 6 KB, 160x160, 1363755065027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5894052 Rinsing off his dirty slice of cheese

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 11:26:17 2014 No.5910633 >Sketti

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 13:50:53 2014 No.5910860 >>5905299 I'm watching a shit ton of her videos and it's super comfort food but it is the "too much" of everything. She could cut down by 3/4 of everything.

Anonymous Thu Oct 23 16:16:54 2014 No.5911215

>>5910300
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJv3owJu1R4#t=896
That guy didn't deep fry onions, mangled garlic and basil then pour boiling hot oil into his sauce only to remove it later.
He gently heated olive oil to lixiviate the ingredient's flavour into the oil.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 18:32:21 2014 No.5911644 >>5894730 she sounds like a fucking bitch. I just want to slap her fucking face so hard. And she can't cook at all. God damn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 19:14:27 2014 No.5911765 >>5894730 oh fuck... is this a joke? please tell me this is a joke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 19:14:44 2014 No.5911767 >>5907497 oh i get it, the mountain dew cans on top of the microwave became like an electro magnet maybe?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 19:28:18 2014 No.5911822 why isn't this posted yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 19:32:58 2014 No.5911842 File: 99 KB, 400x400, 1388269300217.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5895664 >>5895675

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 20:55:59 2014 No.5912084 >>5901416 I'm never going to take expert village seriously now

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 21:18:18 2014 No.5912146 >>5903319 I always thought this was the dumbest show on food network. And that's saying something...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 21:45:51 2014 No.5912215 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8 >that nasal voice It haunts me

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 23:34:50 2014 No.5912593 Thanks /pol/ http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DqRHF64Gte2o&start1=0&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DSypF2eM_q8Q&start2=2&authorName=hootnanny

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 23:57:57 2014 No.5912690 >>5894730 >that smirk the whole time She's trolling. I'm calling it. This is like The Onion News and you people think it's real.

Anonymous Fri Oct 24 01:16:29 2014 No.5912843

I'm just going to say before this thread is 404'd that, even if a lot of the people in these videos are making disgusting, shitty food that should not be served to anyone, at least they're cooking, and having fun with it. That's more than too many other people can say, even on this board.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 14:35:57 2014 No.5914205 File: 41 KB, 440x400, omlet1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5912843 This guy has it exactly right. So many plebs on here too scared to ruin there first omlet

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 14:41:52 2014 No.5914222 >>5910483 green layers are the most oniony part

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:08:28 2014 No.5914305 >>5914205 >tfw I ruined my first omelete >second turned out great and that's the story of how I gained a new skill

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