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http://youtu.be/XasTcDsDfMg?t=10m27s

How does african monkey bushmeat taste? The people really rave about it and they're even shipping this meat to Queens.

>> No.5883338

>>5883337
>guys.. it's so hot in here
>someone please turn down the heat!
>i'm melllltingggg

>> No.5883349
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5883349

bushmeat

>> No.5883351

>guys how does every animal but cow, chicken, and pig taste?

>> No.5883353

>>5883351
>guys how does any meat other than boneless skinless chicken breast, pink slime, and shitty crispy 'bacon' taste

fixed

uhhhmerrrilards in charge of knowing about food

>> No.5883354

>>5883351
Which animal taste do you want to know?

>> No.5883357

>>5883354
Lion?

>> No.5883366

>>5883337
It tastes like Ebola.

>shipping ebola to queens
I hope it stays there.

>> No.5883368

>>5883366

americlaps in charge of knowing how infectious disease works

>> No.5883375

>>5883368
I know exactly how it works. One of the ways is bushmeat. Well, bats and shit, but you know, there isn't a difference.

Also, people in queens like to swallow the semen of strangers on the sidewalk, so the spread should not be a problem.

Containment however will be. New age values mean everyone has sex with everyone. Only neckbeards, weaboos, welfare rats, and NEETs are safe.

>> No.5883376

>>5883375

that must come as a relief to you

>> No.5883382

>>5883376

>Only neckbeards, weaboos, welfare rats, and NEETs are safe.

Lol all of the above.

>> No.5883461

>>5883375
>4chan is safe

Thank god

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>>5883375
I check all of those boxes, I guess I don't need to worry about anything except for soul crushing loneliness.

>> No.5884158

>>5883337
>>5883337
please tell me your lying about bushmeat in queens

>> No.5884165

>>5884139
Do you have to leave your house for extended periods of time? Then all of the above do not matter if you're going into a population dense zone.

>mfw you'll die anyway and lonely too

>> No.5884172

>>5883357
Just tastes like a bigger cat

>> No.5884187

>>5884165
>leave my house
>ever
Lol, no.

>> No.5884193

God, ew.

>everything and everyone in that video
>except maybe for the white doctor

So help me, I don't care if they all die. I really don't. How can people even live like that so filthy, so ignorant, so brutish.

>> No.5884199

>>5884158

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/17/nyregion/17meat.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

nope. the nogs are noggin' it up over here too, seriously I hope they put them in camps for all our sakes

>> No.5884203

It's just shitty memefood. Stick to chicken breast.

>> No.5884218

>>5884199
>>5884158
There is footage of some guy interviewing a store selling monkey bushmeat but I can't find the video right now

>> No.5884223

>>5884218
in Queens

>> No.5884246

Bushmeat sounds flavorful and chewy :(

>> No.5884249

>>5884246
They say monkey tastes really sweet

>> No.5884256

>>5883337
A reminder that Africa doesn't need to white man to destroy it.

>continue unsanitary cultural practices
>don't have the infrastructure to contain or control disease
>muh culture

>> No.5884345

>>5884256
White men are helping in Africa

>> No.5884914

expand d

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5885022

>>5883337
She's bleeding in her fucken food, what the hell's wrong with these people

>> No.5885229

>>5885022
it's okay if you cook it thoroughly. and the iodine helps.

>> No.5885232

>>5884345
were, till they got kicked out and replaced by negro dictators.

>> No.5885692

>>5883349
That's the scariest shit I've seen in a while.
Looks like a demon out of Silent Hill.

>> No.5885697

>>5883353
Epic, simply epic, mate.
#rekt

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Bushmeat from everything else maybe but meat from primates feels a little too creepy. They look like they have little people skulls.

>> No.5885736

>>5883351
Like chicken.

>> No.5885773

>>5884256
Teaching them fire was our real mistake.

>>5885232
S-stand to, Rhodesia... ;_;

>> No.5885885

>>5885692
If they love it that much it's probably delicious.

>>5885022
She just forgot to wash her hands

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>>5885735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeYli6gKtgs

>"We have no other means of livelihood"

>> No.5886127

Black people are cannibals. It's almost as if we white folks ate our distant primate cousins black people.

>> No.5886179

EBOLA
EBOLA

DONT TOUCH YOUR FRIENDS

>> No.5886206

>>5886179
One of the best African songs I've heard in a while

>> No.5886969

dont eat that monkey

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>>5884217

I oft wonder what cat fish tastes like.

>> No.5887016

>>5887008
Monkey is 99% similar to human, so it tastes like your own flesh probably

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>>5886127
The Belgians did

>> No.5887072

It's the same reason they insist on eating dogs and whales in East Asia: they're stubbornly holding onto their traditional ways of life, no matter how much harm it causes the environment, themselves, and eachother.

It's like a toddler trying to walk into the middle of the street. They're only doing the opposite of what they're told.

May as well tell these people, "PLEASE eat dead monkeys! Dog is so delicious! Kill all the whales, Japan, we wan't you to!" Their toddler brains would kick in and they would probably ban that stuff completely in their countries since the white man told them to stop.

>> No.5889034

>>5883337

The stuff I've had has been kind of salty because of the way it's been preserved i guess. Apart from some endangered species and species dangerous to eat, i don't really get how it's different from eating wild game from anywhere else