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Anonymous Tue Oct 14 02:22:12 2014 No.5882946 [Reply] [Original]

I'm going to start my new Roman diet tomorrow.

For one whole month I will add fish sauce to fucking everything and use only foods commonly available in ancient Rome, such as chickpeas, lentils and pork; and of course, bread, lots of bread and olive oil.

Feel free to give me your advice, tips and whatnot, and also to join along with me in my endeavor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 02:23:39 2014 No.5882948 Obviously you have no idea what was available to the Romans. That's very plain to see.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 02:24:31 2014 No.5882952 Why? if you want to lose weight then count calories. Fad diets won't help, counting your intake will.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 02:25:13 2014 No.5882954 >>5882946 a big part of the roman diet was anal sex with underage boys both giving and receiving. but that should be easy for you OP since you are such a stupid faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 02:27:29 2014 No.5882957 >>5882954 But then I'd have to subsist off of Thai food for a month. The goal is ROMAN. >>5882952 Its not for health purposes, its for spiritual reasons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 02:30:06 2014 No.5882960 >>5882957 that's even more retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 02:54:59 2014 No.5882996 Which of the old gods will you be making a sacrifice to?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 02:56:24 2014 No.5883000 >>5882996 Bacchus.

>>	enemy !JIydfPMZ6g Tue Oct 14 03:05:34 2014 No.5883010 File: 110 KB, 800x1000, hur dur roman diet bro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Protip: Romans werent skinny

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 03:07:39 2014 No.5883015 >>5883010 I never said all of them were, nor did I say I was doing this for health. But most Romans weren't fat. Also Vitellius was ridiculed by his contemporaries for his corpulence.

>>	enemy !JIydfPMZ6g Tue Oct 14 03:10:59 2014 No.5883020 File: 61 KB, 632x555, Nero.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5882957 ...The Romans fucked more boys than the greeks. >>5883015 And Nero was more of a jester than an emperor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 03:15:05 2014 No.5883025 >>5883020 The difference is that they thought boy-fucking was for Greek faggots. Also philosophy. Romans were the original hipsters. They diddled boys ironically.

enemy !JIydfPMZ6g Tue Oct 14 03:20:42 2014 No.5883037
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>>5883025
You could not be more wrong.
From Caligula forward, Roma is a free for all fuck fest with no taboos.

Have you ever heard the quote "Caesar may have conquered the Gauls, but Nicomedes conquered Caesar."
Thats Julius they are talking about, the fucking saint himself, recieving a literal buttfcuking from a barbarian king, as part of a diplomatic arrangement to ensure a peace treaty.
Lol!!!
Everyone. Was. Fucking. Always.

>>5882946
Otho was a better Nero.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 03:25:20 2014 No.5883046 >>5883037 Although just because they said it does not exactly mean it is true, lots of people hated Caesar, saying he got fucked in the ass by a barbarian is like saying he is a beta fag in todays world.

Anonymous Tue Oct 14 03:26:54 2014 No.5883049

>>5883037
You haven't contradicted me in any way. My statement wasn't about what Romans DID, but about what they thought of themselves.

They have been documented as disparaging the Greeks for their homoeroticism and philosophy. Yet some of the most notable examples of both have come from Rome.

You clearly haven't demonstrated an understanding of Roman literature. Go back and read some more before you start contradicting people who haven't contradicted you.

enemy !JIydfPMZ6g Tue Oct 14 03:27:25 2014 No.5883050
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>>5883046
Its not a rumor.
Its Roman Custom.
Jokes on you for trying to justify them.
They werent ashamed of themselves, why are you?
Embrace your desire for buttfucking culture.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 03:28:33 2014 No.5883053 >>5883050 >muh SJW culture Fuck off. Come back when you've actually interacted with the primary sources.

>>	enemy !JIydfPMZ6g Tue Oct 14 03:29:42 2014 No.5883055 File: 179 KB, 960x1280, hadrian.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5883049 You got buttdevestated and now youre buttfurious. Time to find another ancient culture to nuthug. Roma Invicta ;3

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 03:31:36 2014 No.5883057 File: 2.87 MB, 640x349, ku-xlarge.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >people believing everything they read about some old ass society that most likely made shit up in their writings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 03:32:18 2014 No.5883058 File: 96 KB, 500x367, steve-brule-lead.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not for health reasons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 03:32:22 2014 No.5883059 >>5883055 lel. So butt pwn'd! Tell me more about Roman culture you obviously know what your talking about.

>>	enemy !JIydfPMZ6g Tue Oct 14 03:34:43 2014 No.5883063 File: 37 KB, 550x353, 1SPQR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/v/ >>/vg/ >>>/reddit/

Anonymous Tue Oct 14 03:35:52 2014 No.5883066

>>5883050
There is a pretty high chance it was a rumor.
Fucking someone in the ass is seen as a sign of dominance, for him to let the very people he was conquering to fuck him in the ass would be very unlikely which would then make it rape, which i very much doubt.

The joke/insult was along the same lines as me saying Obama got fucked in the ass by Putin, it is a very unlikely scenario but was simply made up to turn people against Caesar.

I'm sorry but your fantasy world of everyone butt fucking each other was not exactly like that.

enemy !JIydfPMZ6g Tue Oct 14 03:41:15 2014 No.5883076
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>>5883066
Caesar has a large roman bath, has barbarian king come chill and discuss politics, drink wine. Caesar presents his perma gaped asshole to a confused forestman. Faggytime ensues.
Diplomacy successful!
Gaul forfeits to Roman Law!

Keep listening to your revisionist history. I heard Elvis didnt do no drugs, and Alexander was loyal to his wife.

Anonymous Tue Oct 14 03:47:10 2014 No.5883086

>>5883076
>Caesar is a fucking cunt becoming emperor and shit
>everyone hails him as almighty and amazing
>noblemen go apeshit wtf is this shit
>spreads rumors that he is a submissive faggot that clearly cant be emperor if he takes it up the ass from a barbarian.
>everyone so in love of Caesar now want to mix with fucking barbarians
>fuck this shit guys lets just stab the bastard

I am no expert on history but what you think of barbarians right now is not what they saw them as back then. They are not all badass fucking vikings that girls want to get pounded by, they would be poor disgusting foul men that caused too many problems.

Are you really saying Caesar never bent that barbarian scum over and plowed his ass until it bled? There is no way Caesar would of gave up his public appearance to feel barbarian dick inside him

enemy !JIydfPMZ6g Tue Oct 14 03:52:20 2014 No.5883100
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>>5883086
Its not whether or not the rumor happened, its that it was a believable rumor because that kindve thing was not unheard of at all. It was commonplace.
Anyways, a tip of the laurels to you, patrician. Who Im pretty sure is not OP.

Anonymous Tue Oct 14 04:13:08 2014 No.5883131

>>5883100
Lol at anyone who thinks promiscuity was seen as a good thing in the later republic/very early empire. Caesar had to disown his son with Cleopatra because having an affair with a foreigner was seen as lowly. Also when was Caesar making such important deals with Gauls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 04:25:49 2014 No.5883150 protip Get the ancient Roman cook book Apicius.

Anonymous Tue Oct 14 04:30:47 2014 No.5883156

>>5883131
Typical queer theory revisionism. The mere fact that non-hetero physical activities occurred in Roman leadership meant that they were all openly flaming SJW homos and totally cool with your modern metrosexual confused modern New Yorker. After all, why would someone use a tripcode unless they REALLY knew how Roman culture worked, even when Roman authorities wrote down how Roman culture worked? The Romans totally lied about what their ideals were.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 04:49:40 2014 No.5883178 >>5883156 love that every board I go to, be it /ck/ or /gif/ I can get some serious history discussion. who says we need a seperate /his/ board?

OP Tue Oct 14 06:41:44 2014 No.5883287

>>5883100
I think it was less common place or openly exceptable then it seems, since Ceaser spent a lot of his life denieing the accusations/slanded. He denied it even under oath, which was serious shit back then as compared to todays oathing and what not, although why would you admit to something that only you really knew and everybody else was shit scared about ratting on.

I think the relationship might have been a close friendship without the homophobia of two guys enjoying eachothers company. You can love a man without dicking him. The friendship accomplished the diplomatic aspects.

>>5883131
Yeah fucking around and having orgies was frowned upon. That Augustan period was strong on strengthening the marriage and denieing divorce.

Roman diet would differ largely on how much money you had, like today. Exotic meat for the rich and a little meat for the poor. I think the poor ate a lot of grains.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 06:55:24 2014 No.5883301 File: 13 KB, 300x225, suspicious_fry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5883287 You are not fucking OP you piece of shit. I am.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 06:59:01 2014 No.5883303 >>5883100 That fucking picture

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 07:05:44 2014 No.5883308 Did you at least watch this OP?

Anonymous Tue Oct 14 07:08:03 2014 No.5883312

>>5883308
Forgot links.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swhEbBDwM0I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cn9Z4-zc1s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj4_xQSzYeQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq0eg40Mybk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFv7q6SbwhQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07tAklpRaKg

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 07:10:24 2014 No.5883314 >>5883150 Hope you've practised your latin OP because there are several roman cookbooks and you don't seem to be finding any help here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 07:25:29 2014 No.5883327 >>5883312 No, but thanks! I will watch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 07:25:45 2014 No.5883330 pass-the-garum on the banned blog site http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/ancient/roman-recipes.html

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 07:54:27 2014 No.5883350 I hope you enjoy doormice OP.

Anonymous Tue Oct 14 08:03:41 2014 No.5883359

>>5883066
>The joke/insult was along the same lines as me saying Obama got fucked in the ass by Putin, it is a very unlikely scenario but was simply made up to turn people against Caesar.

In 1500 Years, Obama will have been the first African President of the United States and a member of the Saudi Royal Family.

>>	OP Tue Oct 14 19:27:11 2014 No.5884767 OP Here. Roman diet is going great, feasting on cum daily. Even eating cum through my assholes. Thanks /ck/

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 20:47:40 2014 No.5884900 >>5883020 Nero was an excellent emperor, and the thing about the fire is a slander made up by his enemies.

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