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>> No.5881349
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>>5881323
>DAE le bacon??

>> No.5881365

>>5881323
>>>/b/

>> No.5881366

i bet she has a car with leather seats

>> No.5881367

Man, I never knew violence tasted so good. If I'd known it was violence I was eating, I'd beat the chickens before consuming them to double the flavor.

>> No.5881373

>>5881323
I will think of Snow when I chow down on these chicker nuggers.

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>>5881366
>>5881367
>>5881373

>> No.5881388

>>5881379
Quality post.

>> No.5881393

>>5881379
What is this?
An insult for ants?

>> No.5881396

>>5881367
You're just as retarded as the bitch in the article.

>> No.5881402

>that phat ass

I'd go vegan for it.

>> No.5881411
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>>5881323
>that restaurant music in the back ground
Hah.

Man her clothes are pretty clean. Wonder if she ever thinks about rescuing the child workers in those sweat shops?

Also, could this be considered defamation against the restaurant?
I mean, its a fucking restaurant. Their soul purpose is to provide food for paying customers. Last I checked there isn't anything that states you can only serve tofu and hummus.
Obviously they'll never get caught, but its food for thought.

>> No.5881413

>>5881411

no it's not defamation.

>> No.5881425

Christ, I had dinner with a vegan last night. It was awful, she said with a straight face that "Exploitation of animals is directly connected to the exploitation of women and people of color."

Then she ranted for half an hour about the stone age matriarchal vegan societies which the patriarchy had raped into nonexistence.

The worst part was, I was eating tofu because I didn't want to offend her. I should have ordered the fucking chicken.

>> No.5881428

>>5881425
Yes, yes you should have ordered the chicken.

>> No.5881430

>>5881425
Was it a date?
Deal breaker?
There is a beautiful vegan chick in my orbit latly, she seems super cool except the vegan bit.
Any chance she will outgrow it?

>> No.5881444

>>5881425
How did you end up on a date with someone so clearly incompatible with you? Weren't there any warning signs prior to this? Why would you take a vegan to a restaurant on the first date?

>>5881430
>Any chance she will outgrow it?

Everybody's different dude. I was vegetarian 7 years and just started eating meat again this year. She might stay one for life. Don't get with someone with the hopes of them changing. Get with someone you already feel compatible with

>> No.5881445

>>5881430
vegan grill here (inb5)

honestly I think it depends on why she's vegan. If it's for health reasons (like me) it MAY be okay. However, I know vegans who are also batshit crazy about animal rights and get very worked up. This is why I don't have many vegan friends; the need to smear their shit everywhere can be overwhelming. Just find out why she's vegan. Also if she talks to other people about being vegan a lot in non-food settings, that's a red flag. Just my $0.02

>> No.5881447

>>5881445
>vegan grill
do you grill salads
that seems really weird

>> No.5881448

>>5881444
>Get with someone you already feel compatible with
I feel compatible with her insane hotness.
Also I am horribly attracted to anorexic chicks. This one at least eats.

>> No.5881450
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>'Someone was going to murder her and I can see you smiling and I can see you laughing but to her this is not funny.'

>> No.5881451

>>5881450
What do chickens find funny?

>> No.5881454

>>5881448
Enjoy getting charged with rape.

>> No.5881456

>>5881448
Yeah and you'll be trying to change her views on things so she'll just not want to be with you, so you know, it's not going to work anyways. Also asking a random person on 4chan about if you should date a vegan when it's not what's really being talked about makes me question your ability to swoon women as is.

>> No.5881457

>>5881445
The reason I know she is vegan is because she got drunk off like 2 drinks (she can't weight 90 pounds I swear) and made a huge scene at my favorite bar.
She got in an argument with a big fat guy and almost punched him then left crying.
She has stopped drinking since.

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>>5881323
>dailymail

>> No.5881464

>>5881457
Yeah if she fights people about her veganism then she's definitely going to change for some sweaty autist on 4chan

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>>5881379

>> No.5881467

>>5881456
I am swinging the big stick in small town.
I honestly don't have to do much to "swoon " the ladies.
Honestly they are fools to date me , in many ways I am a total loser.

>> No.5881469

>>5881451
crossing the road.

>> No.5881470

>>5881447
no man, eggplant and tofu.

Grilled eggplant and grilled tofu is good foods.

>> No.5881476 [DELETED] 

>>5881461
This. I like how they won't link to the original Youtube vid but proceed to stick their shitty logo on it.

http://youtu.be/LmfRMeU6pQ8

>> No.5881478

>>5881476
Hot damn that booty

What kinda plant do you eat to get that kind of meat?

>> No.5881480

>>5881476
I was more focusing on how dailymail thinks this is newsworthy, but yeah, media sites love taking content from youtube without attribution and slapping their shit on it.

>>5881478
m8, by her looks she only does other girls.

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>>5881476
>SHE HAS A VERY DETERMINED LOOK IN HER EYES WHEREVER SHE GOES

>> No.5881489

>>5881478
Damn , what did I missed?

>> No.5881491

>>5881478
Oils, fats, butt exercises, genetics.

>>5881480
Dailymail is just clickbait. If it'll cause a visceral reaction, they'll post it.

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I love vegans who have obviously never spent any real time with a chicken brood.

There's a reason they clip the beaks, and that's because chickens are fucking vicious land-piranhas that go into a feeding frenzy at the sight of blood.

A brood will peck each other to death the moment one of them becomes injured, and the chickens will FUCKING EAT THE DEAD BIRD.

They're still dinosaurs. Don't let the feathers fool you.

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The violence they serve there must be fucking delicious.

>> No.5881524

>>5881507
As was discovered, a significant number of Dinosaurs also had feathers, including velociraptors and t-rex.
Chickens are totally dinosaurs.

>> No.5881530

whatever, raising animals for food is still disgusting, violent, inefficient, and unsustainable.

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>>5881530
>animal life is more important than human

Vegans are literally sociopaths.

>> No.5881567

Taking the bait
>>5881530
>disgusting
Depends on how they're kept. Obviously, shitty places exist. Those are the ones PETA et al cherrypick for their propaganda videos.

>violent
No. Being violent to an animal increases its stress level, and the adrenaline its body releases into the blood stream actually makes the meat taste worse. This is why animals are usually slaughtered with very quick methods, like bolt guns. The animal usually doesn't even know what's happening, but depending on the intelligence of the animal, it may still guess something strange is about to happen to them; pigs will be greatly distressed in situations where a sheep is absolutely clueless.
The methods of slaughter are also clean, to avoid contamination of the meat through brain matter and obviously guts.

>inefficient
it is true that raising an animal requires a lot of resources, but the meat is usually not the only thing we get from the animal. For health reasons, using human waste as fertiliser is outlawed in many places, thus animal waste comes in quite handy.
Leather, chymosin, feathers, milk, eggs, wool and even a lot of make-up are also important products produced by animals.

>unsustainable
Price regulates demands like nothing else, so the best way to regulate demand for meat is not to be angry on tumblr but to pass laws for good treatment of animals and for restrictions on cheap import meat. A meat diet of meat twice a week is absolutely sustainable.

>> No.5881603

>>5881447
lol is this post for real? I eat more than salad.

>>5881457
yeah she sounds like a trainwreck, vegan stuff aside. anyone that can't drink responsibly isn't worth being in a relationship with. was the argument about veganism?

>> No.5881607

>>5881323
The funniest thing about this is that I bet she's pro-choice.

>> No.5881617

>>5881567
>meat diet of meat twice a week is absolutely sustainable.

Maybe, but that isn't the diet most of the world is going to want/have in the future

>> No.5881623

>>5881425
>agree with her retarded opinions
>go even further
>guaranteed anal
>as you climax scream
>HIEL FUCKING HITLER YOU CUNT
>blow it in her face
>jump out the window
>never to be seen again

>> No.5881629

>>5881617
Neither is no meat at all or no animal products at all.

There needs to be a compromise, but sadly, in these kinds of topics, extremists usually have the loudest voices.

Either way, market regulation as opposed to walking around in public pissing people off while they have lunch is probably the way to go here.

>> No.5881630

>>5881617
Rest of the world can suck our big red white and blue dick

BURGERS FOR BURGERLAND
BUGS FOR THE REST

>> No.5881631

>>5881617
>Maybe, but that isn't the diet most of the world is going to want/have in the future

u wot m8. Most people in the world would eat meat every day if they could.

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>>5881379

>> No.5881639

>>5881631
that's what he's saying

>> No.5881645

>>5881639
>that's what he's saying
>that isn't the diet most of the world is going to want

By all indications, it is. Most of the world is just too poor to afford eating meat (especially in typical western quantities) more than occasionally but you bet your ass they would if they could.

>> No.5881653

>>5881645
They would if they could
But they can't so they won't
Cause they SUCK and we RULE

>> No.5881656

>>5881645
"that isn't the diet most of the world is going to want" refers to my proposed meat two times a week diet, if I understood correctly.

>> No.5881660

>>5881323
>Daily Mail

they probably staged it

they are in the fiction business after all

>> No.5881688

>>5881656
Oh, okay then. I guess I just parsed it wrong.

>> No.5881705

>>5881535

Ignoring this retard logic that eating a smaller variety of foods actually means eating a larger variety of foods and that all meat is the same:

Most people I know can not afford or do not care enough to base their meals around meat, however they do have meat as a component to their meal. The bulk of the meal still consists of plant matter. BBQ being an obvious exception, but that's not a daily thing.

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If shocking cows and beating them with baseball bats made steak taste better, I'd buy extra car batteries and practice my swing more often.

I don't give a fuck how my food was treated - as long as it tastes delicious when it lands on my plate.

>> No.5881991

>>5881623
She goes to the police and claims you raped her because she withdrew consent one millisecond before the semen hit her in the eye. Good luck in jail you evil rapist.

>> No.5882054

>>5881750
>this edge

Control yourself son.

>> No.5882234

>>5882054
Get with the program, kid.

>> No.5882245

>>5882054
It's not really edgy when most everyone thinks this way, is it?

The vast majority couldn't give a shit about animals whose sole purpose in existing and continuing to exist is to be eaten by us.

>> No.5882248

>>5881750
This is just as retarded and fucked up as vegans and OPs story.

>> No.5882264

>>5882248
Its food. Why would you give a rat's ass how its treated? As long as it turns out to be the best tasting then I GENUINELY do NOT care what it endures prior to becoming my meal.

>Bleeding heart peta faggot

>> No.5882279

>>5882264
Actually stress and the shit diet most factory farm animals have both result in worse taste.

>> No.5882281

>>5882264
>being this edgy
We get it, you are an overweight urban processed meat carnivore with a poor jawline and picky tastes.

>> No.5882283

>>5882264
>I GENUINELY do NOT care what it endures prior to becoming my meal.
Of course not, because you are ignorant. Have you ever hunted or slaughtered an animal?

Saying, "I don't care about _____" and having zero experience or knowledge in that subject pretty much negates the significance of your belief. Little kids don't care about most things that seemingly do not directly impact their lives, it's part of being immature.

>> No.5882284

>>5882279
If you look above your head, you'll see my point sailing over at top speed.

If torturing them made them taste better, great. If giving them Swedish massages made them taste better then that's great.

My point is I do not care what the fuck happens to them - as long as I get the best tasting product.

>> No.5882288

>>5882279
Stress immediately before death results in the worst meat, hence why halaal and kosher meat usually is chewy and bland as fuck.

Most other meats are fed a diet that results in fatty tissue, and fat is fucking flavor. Then they're killed instantly, or lobotomized before being bled out. The best meat is grass-fed then grain finished and humanely killed; for the maximum effect of flavor, richness, and tenderness.

>> No.5882293

>>5882283
I've been hunting and cleaning deer in Michigan since I was 12. Its been 30 years now. Go back to your hippy chant circle.

>> No.5882297

>>5882281
I get it. I hurt your hyper sensitive female feelings.

>> No.5882299

>>5882283
I know that animals are raised in bad conditions just to be slaughtered for my taste buds
and I don't care, because people shouldn't care

>> No.5882304

>>5881323

how loud would i have to yell om nom nom to frighten her?

anyone else have the urge to stuff their face with associated delicious animal flesh now?

>> No.5882309

>>5882293

>tfw couldn't go dur hunting with friends and he nailed a 4pt buck

>> No.5882341

>>5881469
>clapping_guy.gif

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>>5881630

>> No.5882421

>>5881750
>>5882245
>>5882264
>As long as it turns out to be the best tasting
the irony of all this is that I bet you eat primarily processed food

>> No.5882466

>>5882421
And I bet you just eat dirt and grass clippings.

See? I can make assumptions too.

>> No.5882491

>>5882466

don't make assumptions anon, that makes you an ass.

ass umtion, see? its in the word. Don't be an ass anon...

>> No.5882501

>>5882491
when you assume you make an ass out of u and me

>> No.5882506

>>5882501

exactly! and U is a cool guy, he doens't deserve your bullshit.

always keepin the U man down... tisk tisk

>> No.5882510

>>5882421
I don't. But I do find it amusing that I've hurt your feelings to the point of you grabbing at straws for some type of insult.

Don't go away mad. Just go away.

>> No.5882517

>>5882510


wow anon, have we not learned our lesson about assumptions? you ASSUME that anon is bootybamboozeled... but you are wrong.

again, you've made an ass of yourself and U.

>> No.5882535

>>5882517
No. Its a safe assumption.

Something
Always
Fucking
Exact

>> No.5882607

>>5881445

post tofu and timestamp or GTFO

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>>5881323
>"Moments later it is revealed Snow is a chicken, not a girl"

>> No.5882716

>>5881425
>People of color
I'm a black man and I love my chicken and beef. This is clearly a lie.

>> No.5882726

>>5882716
post feet