homeless chefs, post your favorite recipes

[Anonymous No.5879482]

I like crackers and Vienna sausages

[Anonymous No.5879502]

Why would a homeless person have a computer ,internet access, and a digital camera?

[Anonymous No.5879509]

Free Wi-Fi at Starbucks or McDonalds, and Android phones withcameras ccan be bought for $20.

[Anonymous No.5879510]

I like You.

[Anonymous No.5879518]

Here is a delicious cake.

[Anonymous No.5879519]

Hey, Grandma

[Anonymous No.5879522]

>>5879502

Most homeless have phones nowadays.

It sickens me and I don't give them money when they beg, anymore

[Anonymous No.5879531]

>>5879522
>How dare a homeless person have a phone!
>They should have to SUFFER their mistake of being homeless!

[Anonymous No.5879533]

I bought my phone working for labor ready

[Anonymous No.5879537]

>>5879531

fuck the homeless, they should suffer. everyday i have to clean up their actual shit off the sidewalk. fuck them.

>>5879518
this looks like a number of pancakes with a jar of frosting.

[Anonymous No.5879543]

>>5879522

I don't understand, how is he supposed to become un-homeless without a phone number?

Also, panhandlers =\= homeless

There's a piece of shit who has been wandering around my city without shoes for the past 10 years 24/7 and I have no doubt he's pulling in close to a thousand bucks a day because of his well rehearsed "about to cry" voice

I want to beat the living daylights out of him every time I hear him

[Anonymous No.5879547]

>>5879522
Why? Basic smartphones can run as low as 20 a month these days, and it's a cheap and mobile way to keep track of job listings and interviews, grocery store sales, people who will let you crash on their couch, shit like that.

Assuming you live in America, you live in a fucked up country where three people making minimum wage full time need to split rent to afford a one bedroom apartment in most of the country. If a homeless person is risking having a phone on them it's proof that they're at least trying to get their shit together.

[Anonymous No.5879549]

>>5879537
Do you think I am a bad person for wanting you to suffer? No, seriously. I hope a serial killer kills your family right in front of you. Does me wanting you to suffer like that, does that make me a bad person?

[Anonymous No.5879557]

>>5879531

> phoneless = suffering

Fuck, you are a pampered bitch

[Anonymous No.5879565]

>>5879537
>Implying that shit is from the homeless and not from drunk spoiled 30-somethings doing it for the vine.

[Anonymous No.5879566]

>>5879557

You sound like one of those losers who whines about waiters getting tips because you don't get tips

How is it that in this country we've trained our lower class to waste all their energy fighting each other for scraps of shit?

[Anonymous No.5879568]

>>5879547

Most homeless use their phones to inform other bums where the good begging spots are

[Anonymous No.5879573]

>>5879568

Does that really make sense to you? If you were a bum, would you tell everyone else where to compete with you for handouts?

Seriously?

[Anonymous No.5879575]

>>5879566

How is it that in this country we feel sorry for bums who buy 20 dollar phones instead of a weeks worth of food?

[Anonymous No.5879579]

>>5879568
>Most homeless use their phones to inform other bums where the good begging spots are
You're an idiot. No one shares their secret recipes.

[Anonymous No.5879580]

>>5879482
when I was homeless on a regular basis I would lift some chicken legs and green taco sauce, go to the park and "cook out" on one of the permanent grills stationed around the park

[Anonymous No.5879581]

>>5879549

stop shitting on sidewalks then.

>>5879565
it is from the homeless. we get to watch them shit on the sidewalks from security cammeras.

they go through our trash looking for bottles to recycle, they actually busted a dumpster once just to dive through it....

when you get to clean their actual shit up you can suck their dick all you want.

fuck the homeless.

[Anonymous No.5879585]

>>5879575

How would a homeless person even store weeks worth of food?

I feel sorry for both you and the homeless people you're jealous of. I hope things improve for you :(

[Anonymous No.5879587]

>>5879581
first rule of being homeless is to avoid other homeless folks like the plague

[Anonymous No.5879588]

>>5879568
>thinks homless will give up their prime spot
confirmed for retarded conservative trained to vote against their better interests.

[Anonymous No.5879592]

>>5879585

> jealous
> of homeless people

[Anonymous No.5879596]

>>5879585

>hurrr cans need to stay cold

enjoy cleaning their shit up when you move out and get a real job.

>>5879587
bullshit. these fucks go around in gangs stealing copper in empty homes, ripping out catalitic converters from parked cars, tear through multithousand dollar irrigation pumps for 400 bucks in copper for their next fix.

Fuck. The. Homeless.

[Anonymous No.5879598]

>>5879581
>Security cameras
>Security guard feeling superior to the homeless
>only way to feel pride in himself at all

[Anonymous No.5879599]

>>5879580

Thanks for staying on topic.

[Anonymous No.5879600]

>>5879596

cleaning up shit off the streets isn't a real job. no wonder you're jealous of them. you're literally a servant to homeless people. lol

[Anonymous No.5879605]

>>5879596
sorry let me rephrase, first rule of being homeless for the newly homeless who don't wish to remain such for life, is to avoid bums and crackheads like the plague

[Anonymous No.5879608]

>>5879599

Fuck off you bum. Why don't you use your phone to look for a job insteat of posting your shit food on 4chan.

Fucking waste of oxygen.

[Anonymous No.5879611]

>>5879598

>i'm security

No, i manage a hardware store in a rurual area. filled with homeless fucks that the hipster town 20 mins INVITED in... and then kicked our way.

>>5879600
i clean it so my employes don't have to deal with your fetid jenkum experiments.

>>5879605
there are plenty of shelters and halfway homes in the area that you don't need to be homeless. the only ones who are homeless are the meth heads who like ripping out people's copper for hits.

their is no excuse to be homeless.

fuck the homeless.

[Anonymous No.5879616]

>>5879611
>No, i manage a hardware store in a rurual area

Where? If it's close enough to an airport I wouldn't mind flying in and taking a shit all over the front door.

[Anonymous No.5879617]

>>5879616

nearest airport that accepts out of state flights is 2 hours away.

so you couldn't afford the ticket or the gas to get here...

[Anonymous No.5879619]

>>5879608

I have a job, it's only part time, rather not spend 75% of my income on rent.

[Anonymous No.5879622]

>>5879611
>shelters and halfway houses
that's where the addicts and criminal sleep bruh. I was working while homeless, just didn't make enough to have a place to stay and get something to eat. lived out of my car till it got towed

[Anonymous No.5879625]

>>5879619

> Im too cheap so I'll just live on private/public property and be a nuisance

[Anonymous No.5879626]

>>5879619

>i'd rather be dirty than get a roommate

homeless people everyone, dirty stupid fucks that don't deserve the shit that comes out of their ass.

>>5879622
the fucking jesus center isn't filled with criminal scum jackass. YOU just chose not to go their. if your not homeless anymore congrats, but watch your ass that you don't let your life slip way just for the 'thrill' again.

[Anonymous No.5879629]

>>5879617

The manager of a hardware store in the boonies is telling me what I can't afford

lol again

I probably make enough to buy out the entire property every 6 months, but then, who the fuck wants a failing rural store covered in homeless people's shit

[Anonymous No.5879636]

>>5879629


if you are so mad you have to make up stories on the internet, then son, your life a shit.

[Anonymous No.5879638]

>>5879626
fucking jesus house and salvation army are filled to the brim with scum bruh

[Anonymous No.5879641]

>>5879636

Why would I be mad? My life is pretty good. You on the other hand, with the amount of anger I've seen you expressing in this thread you sound like you're about to have a stroke.

[Anonymous No.5879648]

>>5879638

salvation army is just a store, you lying faggot. no one sleeps at good will.

the scum stick to the streets because the police visit the jesus center to keep the methheads/dealers and outstanding warrent holders out.

>>5879641
if your life is so good you'd know exactly how shitty homeless people are. But you don't, becuase your still sucking your sociology 101 professors dick.

[Anonymous No.5879651]

>>5879641

I'm mad with him because you are sticking up for a no good low life bum.

[Anonymous No.5879654]

>>5879648
whatevs bruh, if you should ever fall on misfortune, have fun getting taken for what little you still have cause you think you've got street smarts

[Anonymous No.5879657]

>>5879654

> it's your own fault you are homeless

[Anonymous No.5879661]

Nobody wants to room with a stinky homeless man.

[Anonymous No.5879663]

>>5879648

No, as I said you're confusing panhandlers with homeless in general. I see the former every day on the subway. They are pretty fucking annoying. Homeless people don't bother me because the doorman keeps them out.

>>5879651

I'd stick up for you too if you let me, but you're too busy attacking your fellow poors.

[Anonymous No.5879664]

>>5879657

Didn't mean to meme arrow that.

It is your fault you are homeless.

There. Now fuck off bum.

[Anonymous No.5879668]

>>5879657
bruh, I said whatevs, conversation is officially over and anything else you say just makes you look like an ass

[Anonymous No.5879679]

>>5879668

Fuck you "bruh". Where are you so I can pay you to shine my shoes and look down on you?

[Anonymous No.5879681]

[Anonymous No.5879683]

>>5879679
>implying I take your money then steal your shoes

[Anonymous No.5879684]

>>5879681

Yech. I'd call the cops on them.

[Anonymous No.5879689]

>>5879681
absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.5879693]

>>5879654

everyone falls under misfortune. for a month i slept in my car. but you know what? i wasn't a homeless fuck.

>class from 8-12
>weightclass 1230--2
>shower in gym
>library for studying/HW/jb roommate search
>drove about town doing the resume thing
>parked my car at friend's house, slept their to avoid tickets/the fuzz
>wake up with sun at 5
>repeat

i had a trunk with cans and jugs of water. sterno cans, campgrounds, and one anon mentioned using a free park BBQ.

never got the chance to do that. few weeks in and i had became someone's roommate in exchange for tutoring/houseservices
>next week real job
>next month get own place with new roommate

Homeless people are homeless becuase they want to be. they either like te meth, the lifestyle, are actually crazy, or won't take their ebil government pills. I've met plenty working at the jesus center.

Those fucks aren't even good for fertilizer. teh pan handling, scheming, theiving shits should be shot.

NORMAL people aren't homeless. htey have misfortune, sure, but they aren't homeless.

And when you see a young man and his family in the shelter for the first time, his eyes red from crying and his wife and kids in hushed sobs... you aks him what hppend.

when he says he lost his driving job becuase some homeless fuck stole the catalytic converter from his car...

you'll say fuck the homeless too. do you even know what a catalytic converter is? or how much they cost to replace?

[Anonymous No.5879699]

>>5879693
>I have no leg to stand on so I'll argue semantics

[Anonymous No.5879704]

>>5879699

Go suckered on a homeless dicky if you love them so much you queer

[Anonymous No.5879705]

>>5879699

>i have no experience and am unable to think coherently with my professor's dick in my mouth, so i'll just green text

[Anonymous No.5879706]

>>5879704
hey dumbass, I'm the one saying homeless are fucksticks and if you fall on hard times you should avoid them at all cost

[Anonymous No.5879707]

[Anonymous No.5879709]

man, I really think there's something wrong with the guy in the thread who's foaming at the mouth with his hatred of homeless people

[Anonymous No.5879710]

>>5879707

I'd throw my $5 coffee at them when I drove by.

[Anonymous No.5879711]

>>5879710
you know why it rains?

it's gods way of washing the filthy hippies

[Anonymous No.5879715]

>>5879707

they always get a dog too. i always feel bad for the fucking dog. bullshit they drag an animal into their petty thievery. don't give them straight cash, they get whatever high they want before the dog eats. starving dog gets more hits.

>>5879709
you should concern yourself with growing up first.

[Anonymous No.5879718]

>>5879537
You know if they had homes, they probably wouldn't be shitting on sidewalks. Just a thought.

[Anonymous No.5879722]

>>5879718
you know they could just go into any fast food joint and shit in a toilet like normals

[Anonymous No.5879723]

>>5879718

They don't want a home if they are homeless

They choose to live in filth

[Anonymous No.5879726]

>>5879718

there is such thing as a public restroom. and the fucking woods. or at least the fucking gutter.

[Anonymous No.5879751]

>>5879722
Have you been to a city? There's about 0 public restrooms. If you're in a rural area outside of a hardware store in the boonies I doubt there's many public restrooms in walking distance anyways.

>>5879723
>I know all homeless people and their motivations

>>5879726
Again just read above.

For the amount of shit that 4chan gives SJWs for getting upset about ridiculous non issues, a good portion of 4chan sure gets upset about ridiculous non issues. Like being personally offended by crazy people doing crazy things and assuming all homeless are alike due to anecdotal evidence.

[Anonymous No.5879766]

>>5879751

bullshit there isn't any public restrooms. when was the last time you went outside? to a park?

any establishment that servers food or is of a certain square footage is required to have a public restroom. urban areas have more public restrooms than rural by far.

and THERE IS A FUCKING PUBLIC BATHROOM RIGHT NEXT TO THE SIDEWALK THEY SHIT ON. ALWAYS OPEN.

but you don't care huh? you've never been outside or employed long enough to have to clean up for your own filthy kind?

and do not bullshit me on the amount of crime and property damage these fucks do. you still don't know how much it costs to replace a catalytic converter.

if you love them so much make a shelter or homes for them... invite them into your own house. but they won't live their. they rather shit on the sidewalk.

[Anonymous No.5879806]

>>5879766

Last time I went Outside, yesterday. To a park, earlier this week.


Why do so many places that serve food have a "NO PUBLIC RESTROOM" sign? In my city there are codes on the door in the various Starbucks that you have to purchase something to get access. Same with most restaurants and the ones that don't still say no. When I really need to use a restroom I have to purchase something to get the code. I'm not sure what this requirement you speak about is from. Maybe your head?


Depends on the time of night, public restrooms will even close down.

Clearly then, this is an issue of mental health. No sane person would choose a sidewalk over a bathroom. So you're mad insane people are insane? Congratulations on that.

Why are you so mad and making ridiculous assumptions? My occupation doesn't require me to clean human waste, and I doubt working longer will cause me to.

Your argument is literally that since some homeless people commit crimes and mess with your life that the even mention of them is NO GO FUCK YOURSELF I HATE YOU ALL. The world homeless throws you into a conniption. That's not normal. It's like if a woman has a few bad relationships with men she'll assert that they're all cheaters. Or if someone on /pol/ reads a few sentences about Jews they'll assume all the Jews are in cahoots. It's pretty silly that you're attaching your personal issues with a small portion of homeless to being all homeless people and waging a thought war on them.

[Anonymous No.5879812]

>>5879806
word not world

Also this whole post started with greentexting you, so that's why some of it so weird

[Anonymous No.5879823]

>>5879806
>>5879812

sorry you have to lie on the internet to feel justified in your love of subhumans

[Anonymous No.5879828]

>>5879693
If during that month you slept in your car because you didn't have a house to sleep in then you were homeless.

[Anonymous No.5879831]

>>5879823
What was a lie? I just like everybody and you're being silly about them. It's okay though. Most people in your position would feel the same. But just know those people doing that aren't right in the head. You're literally angry about insane people that have no idea what they're doing

[Anonymous No.5879838]

>>5879828

legally rented the parking space. my parking, no tickie.

>>5879831
enjoy the real world in a few years.

[Anonymous No.5879846]

>>5879838
But you lived in a car thus you were homeless.

[Anonymous No.5879855]

>>5879846

Nope, homeless would be the asshole jumping into traffic trying to get hit for black mailing or the other guy who stole catalytic converters for a meth high.

You still have no idea how much they are to replace?

[Anonymous No.5879856]

>>5879838
Dude you're a manager at a hardware store in the middle of nowhere in a flyover state. When did your experience become the basis for the real world? Most people don't go through what you're going through.

[Anonymous No.5879861]

>>5879855
You can try and sugarcoat that entire month all you want, but you were still homeless.

[Anonymous No.5879864]

>>5879855
The anger you have over catalytic converters and your constant asking of people how much they cost is hilarious just so you know. Do you ask people that on the street in daily life?

[Anonymous No.5879867]

>>5879855
So what did you do to end up homeless for a month?

[Anonymous No.5879878]

homeless people are disgusting and their culture is catabolic but i was really hoping to see some good bum recipes. honestly a little disappointed.

[Anonymous No.5879881]

>>5879838
>legally rented the parking space
>parked my car at friend's house, slept their to avoid tickets/the fuzz
You had to rent the space in your friend's driveway and they didn't even offer up their couch?

[Anonymous No.5879884]

>>5879881
Anon you've read his posts. Let's be honest this man doesn't have any real friends.

[Anonymous No.5879890]

>>5879856

when i paid 20% down on a house and my payment is 700 a month.

>>5879861
it isn't sugar coating. i was determined to get out. i did.

>>5879864
still don't know how much they are? does your dad buy all your gas for your car too?

>>5879867
was rooming for college. 3 of the 5 roomies decided to go to jail for attempted robbery. no longer afford rent. school had just started, no open vacancies/rooms for rent.

pretty much i just had to wait it out till someone got kicked out of college and sent home, then i swooped their room.
their was one enjoyable experiance. using a coal starter i cooked clearance steaks in a park fire pit.

similar to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvbYPzqgIyk

i can't find the full episodes, and obvioulsy i didin't get to dry age it. i used a charcoal starter and a camp grate, the biggest difference is i didn't cover it like he does after the initial sear stage. worked prety good for a $2 steak

[Anonymous No.5879893]

>>5879855
dude unless your in commiefornia theyre like 200 bucks

[Anonymous No.5879899]

Nice picnic spread, even brought wine. Did u find a qt to picnic w anon? I hope you had change to take the bus so you could lunch beneath the nice overpass!

[Anonymous No.5879902]

>>5879890
>when i paid 20% down on a house and my payment is 700 a month.

Okay. That means everyone who gets a "real job" is going to clean up homeless people's waste? That's a really cheap house too btw.

[Anonymous No.5879903]

>>5879884

not with worthless homeless filth.

>>5879881
You've never heard of limiting the number of tennats in a rental? especially a college one? it was rented for 20 bucks a month and the 'contract' was made out by another notary friend. a different LEO friend okay'd it. i only had to use it for 3ish weeks, wasn't too bad with the gym .

>>5879893
guess where the flying fuck i live.

[Anonymous No.5879908]

>>5879903
Where in California do you live that you have a house that's 700 a month? Why are you screaming about catalytic converters to random people on the internet? Do you understand that you've made yourself look insane and unlikable? What was your purpose in all these posts in relation to the thread's topic?

[Anonymous No.5879914]

>>5879908
Not him, but did this thread ever have a topic? Im just here to drink and laugh at you ass-mad faggots.

Carry on gentlemen, you are doing well.

[Anonymous No.5879919]

>>5879902

its reflective of the area. California isn't all shiny pretty. 3bd1bt. works for me and fam.

Again i clean the shit so no one else has to.

>>5879908
california just isn't socal and the bay area.

and i put 20% down to keep the payments low.


and pedro lost his job because some homeless fuck stole the cats out of his toyota work truck. all of them. as in more than 2.

btw pedro is fine now and working for a pest control guy.

[Anonymous No.5879924]

>>5879914
>one month homeless anon learns to sock puppet

But will he ever learn to love?

[Anonymous No.5879925]

>>5879914

>ITT: Sterno How to eat it to get High

[Anonymous No.5879927]

>>5879914
>but did this thread ever have a topic?
I guess not. But it shortly turned to catalytic converters and how much they cost. Do you even know?

[Anonymous No.5879932]

>>5879919
Who is Pedro? Why are you talking about Pedro? What is wrong with you? Do you have thought disorder?

[Anonymous No.5879935]

>>5879927

you'd actually have to own a vehicle.

>>5879932
You'd actually have to be literate.

[Anonymous No.5879937]

ITT: angry faggots, homeless faggots, catalytic converters

[Anonymous No.5879938]

>>5879927
All I know is I am sipping and laughing at all of you.

[Anonymous No.5879940]

>>5879919
So you have a small house and work as a manager and your experience represents the "real world?" You're not even middle class dude. Most people aren't going to have to clean up people's poop for a living. You need to get over this stance

[Anonymous No.5879942]

>>5879935
>>5879937
Hush now one month homeless anon, all will be well.

[Anonymous No.5879943]

>>5879937

>/ck/ - Catalytic Konverters

[Anonymous No.5879949]

>>5879940

and where is your real world experience? oh you just love homeless people becuase your teacher told you to?

experience. wow. doge. great. such well.

[Anonymous No.5879950]

>>5879935
>Why are you so mad about catalytic converters?
>YOU DON'T HAVE A CAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!

[Anonymous No.5879957]

>>5879950

>you've never had to replace one after a hobo steals one for meth

[Anonymous No.5879963]

>>5879957
I think it's safe to say most people haven't had that experience, since most people don't live in shit holes.

[Anonymous No.5879966]

>>5879949
How are you so defensive about this? You seem like such an angry and confrontational person. Why are you mentioning doge? Why are you assuming that everyone is going to have to clean up homeless people's poop? You need to take a deep breath and understand the things you're suggesting here. Calm down. It's okay. I can post pictures of catalytic converters if it'd help calm you down.

[Anonymous No.5879967]

>>5879957
no and im ok with that

[Anonymous No.5879972]

>>5879963

so you admit homeless people are the worst and turn nice places to shitholes? actualy shit holes, where no sidewalk goes unshitted?

where no dumpster or can goes untossed? spilling its contents about before the actual trash man even gets there?

>>5879966
why are you asking so many fucking questions? and yes you better start posting pictures of CATS

>>5879967
wait till you own a car.

[Anonymous No.5879973]

>>5879950
>YOU DONT EVEN KNOW.
>PEDRO KNOWS PEDRO KNOWS ABOUT CARS

[Anonymous No.5879977]

>>5879949
>homeless people broke into anons house
>shot father in head
>anally raped mother until she begged for death
>killed her via slow decapitation
>crushed anon's puppy with mom's heels
>made anon watch
>burned family home down
>shat everywhere
>stole catalytic converter

[Anonymous No.5879980]

>>5879973

pedro is a slick mechanic, not gonna lie.

>>5879977
why do you have fantasies about rape and my mother? you are a sick fuck. i bet your homeless. how many cats have you stolen?

[Anonymous No.5879983]

>>5879972
You sound like you're describing raccoons. Are you sure that you've actually seen a homeless person and not raccoons?

[Anonymous No.5879986]

>>5879983
holy shit how did you get that picture?? that's the guy that shits in front of the store every night! him and his little mask

[Anonymous No.5879988]

>>5879502
Isn't internet free in America? No McDonald's WiFi around,? You probably dint even need to pay for calls, just find a place to plug your battery

[Anonymous No.5879990]

Next time I see a homeless person I'm going to save up and hand them a catalytic converter and say, "Here. I know this is what you really want."

[Anonymous No.5879991]

>>5879986
Does this look like the one that stole your catalytic converter?

[Anonymous No.5879995]

>>5879983

security cameras. there are about 6-7 of them in 2 or 3 gangs depending on who stole the last bit of meth roaming around.

>>5879986
i did laugh. i bet that little fuck's thumbs could n't work a hacksaw though.
>>5879990
its twenty bucks worth of meth, he'd suck your wee wee till you hee hawed.

[Anonymous No.5879996]

>>5879980
>I will take catalytic converters for 500$ please
>"this is something you don't even know about"
>what is cars?

[Anonymous No.5879998]

>>5879991
>That filename
This thread is great

[Anonymous No.5880000]

>>5879983
>>5879991

>these fuckers at least wash their food

[Anonymous No.5880007]

>>5879991
>Could be a homeless person but probably a raccoon

omg

[Anonymous No.5880012]

God bless homeless for a month man for responding to nearly every post. You've really made my night.

[Anonymous No.5880021]

>>5880012
Threads like this are why I browse /ck/

[Anonymous No.5880041]

>>5879522
This.

http://youtu.be/hezYIvWjO6k

[Anonymous No.5880045]

>>5879531
It's not always a mistake, I have an Ex who just chooses to live in the woods and drink away life rather than function in society.

[Anonymous No.5880055]

>>5879681
This is why Gonorrhea is becoming a super strain. -.-

[Anonymous No.5880062]

>>5880055

its just a harmless family of racoons anon. they wouldn't shit on your sidewalk or steal CATS. noooo... just racoons.

racoons can't get goonorrhea, just herpes. all gud bruh

[Anonymous No.5880068]

>>5880062
Heh. Silly me, here I am getting all worked up over nothing.

[Anonymous No.5880084]

>>5879482
Mouthwash mixed with Lysol is wa-la! Throw in some garbage scraps and you're golden.

[Anonymous No.5880091]

>>5879533
Are you in Seattle? I am currently homeless in Seattle.

No. I do not do any drugs unless you count caffeine.

[Anonymous No.5880095]

>>5880091

[Anonymous No.5880098]

>>5880095
Um what? I'm a human being.

[Anonymous No.5880112]

When this thread hits it's limit it needs to be archived for future generations. Never again should people have trouble telling the difference between the homeless and raccoons.

[Anonymous No.5880114]

>>5879983
Thats a Racon, those beaky cat things keep eating all my dope

[Anonymous No.5880117]

>>5880098
That's exactly what a racoon would say.

[Anonymous No.5880124]

>>5880117
Oh haha. I get it. But really, if anyone know any computer related jobs in Seattle or surrounding areas then I would like a point in the right direction.

[Anonymous No.5880125]

>>5880114
Why is that man bottle feeding a homeless person?

[Anonymous No.5880206]

>>5879619
hell yeah thats the cheese i get!

[Anonymous No.5880226]

>>5880125
>2014
>not knowing who Ricky is

[Anonymous No.5880250]

>>5880226
He's the homeless guy being bottle fed right?

[Anonymous No.5880275]

Read this whole thread.

Thank you /ck/.

And fuck off raccoon

[Anonymous No.5880296]

>currently homeless
>live in car
>fairly nice, it's a truck and I have a cover on it so I can have a bed in the back
>park in walmart because they allow people to park there overnight on weekends, and in my job's employee parking during the week
>have a gym membership so I can use their showers
>really don't want to spend money on rent, and enjoy my life in the back of a car
Honestly it just feels free. I only settled down recently because I really love my job, but before I drove around a lot and did odd jobs for gas money.

Oh wait, this is a food thread. I fucking love shitty canned chili and peanut butter, tastes fantastic together.

[Anonymous No.5880377]

>>5879522
If I was homeless, I would probably save up for a prepaid phone so that when I go to apply for jobs, they can call me back. And if they can call me back, I can have a job interview, and if the job interview goes well, then I'll have a job, and if I have a job, then I won't have to be homeless anymore.

[Anonymous No.5880420]

>>5879766
Public restrooms always cost money and the toilets in restaurants and such are only for costumers.

[Anonymous No.5880424]

>>5879533
>labor ready

Goddammit. I hate those fucking people but nobody will ever hire me so I dont have a choice.
>Just shake some hands!
>go to job fairs!
>lazy ass!

I do back breaking labor for 7.25 an hour. This is the life of someone in Texas with a drug charge. I can't even get a McJob or work at a grocery store. Oh and they don't wanna tell you this but Labor Ready charges customers about double what the pay you. So tired of getting whored out for 7.25-8 bucks and hour so they can make a killing. After taxes I usually take home about 50 bucks a day. That includes being drenched in sweat and covered with dirt, my muscles aching. This is why there are "repeat offenders". Fuck this society.

[Anonymous No.5880500]

>>5879581
actually end your life

[Anonymous No.5880542]

>>5879943

The more I read the more I see about bloody catalytic converters

[Anonymous No.5880545]

>>5879991

Lol

[Anonymous No.5880588]

Just letting you guys know: if you earn under 20k a year in the US you're entitled to a free cell phone from assurance wireless. My boss calls me on mine to let me know when I work, it's a real lifesaver.

[Anonymous No.5880667]

This thread is tearing us apart you guys

[Anonymous No.5880807]

I am actually shocked how man people here suck homeless dick. Y'all should avoi that, you'll get theherpes.

The catalytic crusader must be from chico california... all the lib college hipie fucks there decided to invite all the 'transient' fucks from around the country... amd now people get stabbed for notgiving people cigs. One poor fuck stabbed t9o death lutside the 7/11.
I agree with the coon killer., even if he was just a dedicated troll.

Fuck the homeless.

[Anonymous No.5880832]

>>5880667
hey pal fuck you

[Anonymous No.5880833]

anyone ever met a nice homeless person? not the "hey, you look pretty, gimmie a dollar" kind, but like an actual homeless person who wasn't offensive. I'm going to go ahead and lower the bar to that. ever meet a homeless person who wasn't an asshole?

you haven't, they are all dicks. putting canned shit on crackers isn't cooking you fucking dick.

[Anonymous No.5880887]

>>5880833
you realize that the homeless people who are dicks are a tiny minority right? most hobos just look like some dude on the street minding his own business, you can't even tell

[Anonymous No.5880895]

>>5880807
I grew up in Los Angeles, I saw people get asked for money. When they give a dollar and there are twenties in the wallet. The beggar is going to snatch that wallet.

[Anonymous No.5880919]

>>5879766
I know you're being serious, but I kind of love this new stereotype that if they don't know how much a catalytic converter costs they are a dirty homeless.

[Anonymous No.5880940]

>>5880833
Yeah NYC and Vancouver BC have friendly homeless that say please and thank you

Chicago bums are surly and aggressive

[Anonymous No.5880952]

>>5880887

Oh, you can ALWAYS tell

[Anonymous No.5880972]

>>5880940
Well most of ours in Vancouver are good. There's some fucking dick ones too though.

[Anonymous No.5881024]

>>5879766
Don't you think that, maybe, a person who would rather sleep and shit on a sidewalk isn't mentally capable and requires healthcare and rehabilitation? Hosing down the mentally ill doesn't reflect well on you, anon

[Anonymous No.5881031]

[Anonymous No.5881079]

Steak and onion

[Anonymous No.5881085]

Anything I can cook on a hot plate. There's an apartment building I used to live in that has an outlet that's accessible from the outside so I usually cook things for the next day there.

I have a job and am not a junkie or anything, I just can't make enough to live in the city I was born in and I don't have enough money to relocate.

And I'm a library, I don't have a computer or phone. I have a gym membership though so I can shower but it's $35 a month. I have a job so I can't just not fucking shower, I don't want people to know that I'm homeless.

[Anonymous No.5881096]

>>5881085

No parks with grills in your area?

Also planet fitness is $10 a month

[Anonymous No.5881108]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.5881150]

WHAT ABOUT THE FOOD BRAH?

This was supposed to be about food right pimps? Right?
Oh nigga of little faith we don't give a shit about you shit car, shit job, shitty hatred for homeless people, THIS SHOULD BE ABOUT THE FOOD AND HOW TO COOK IT
Go be pat Bateman about it somewhere else pimp

[Anonymous No.5881157]

>>5880940
We got some real dickish ones here,
I find the ones on east Hastings are for the most part nicer then the ones that hang around the city centre

[Anonymous No.5881236]

>ITT: Racoons and Cats

[Anonymous No.5881330]

[Anonymous No.5881391]

>>5880832
I respect you, anon.

[Anonymous No.5881426]

>>5880832
>>5881391
True love, only on /ck/

>>5881330
>dat filename
I respect you anon.

[Anonymous No.5881432]

>>5880832
Whenever my dad would say, "Fuck you," to me I would just respond, "I love you." I would keep saying it and he get upset and eventually hit me. I kept doing it though because I figured he'd eventually tell me he loved me too. He ended up dying a few years later before telling me that. Now whenever I see someone say that my instinct is to say "I love you" back to them because maybe they'll say it back.

[Anonymous No.5881442]

>>5881432
That's messed up.

[Anonymous No.5881462]

>>5881432
We all love you

[Anonymous No.5881490]

>>5881432
This is the most depressing post of the day.

[Anonymous No.5881512]

>>5881432

[Anonymous No.5881542]

>>5881432
Fuck, where are these tears coming from?

[Anonymous No.5881564]

>>5879592
>>illiterate
>>on a board about reading.

[Anonymous No.5881909]

Here's a terrible cap I made of the raccoon vs homeless part of the thread.

[Anonymous No.5881931]

>>5881432
You're such a pansy jackass. I would have broken that motherfucker's jaw and stole his wallet and car.

[Anonymous No.5881936]

>>5881442
>>5881462
>>5881490
samefag

[Anonymous No.5881938]

>>5881096

There is one I go to occasionally but it's a far but away from where I usually am (aka where you can legally park for a long ass time and is right by the library) and you really can cook a lot on a hot plate.

also no planet fatness near me, I've literally never even seen one so I think there are none within 50 miles or more

[Anonymous No.5882521]

>>5880424
>I killed myself working today, so now I am going to go home and wait to kill myself tomorrow.

If you are dumb, then sorry, life sucks. If you are capable at all, then you either need to A) move to a more progressive state that doesn't shun you for a petty drug charge, or B) spend an hour every night reading up on a technical skill so that you can get a good job in a year.

I am feel very privileged to be in the position I am in, but if I weren't, I would never settle for life that is = or less than my intelligence level. I don't think there are smart homeless people, I think there are smart and lazy/stubborn/delusional/sick homeless people.

[Anonymous No.5882525]

>>5882521
>I don't think there are smart homeless people, I think there are smart and lazy/stubborn/delusional/sick homeless people.

I think you're absolutely correct.