Stoner food general

[Anonymous No.5875718]

Post some good ideas for munchies

I'll start with some jet's pizza, that shit is tasty

[Anonymous No.5875720]

dem ribs cuzzz

[Anonymous No.5875727]

HAHA 420 BLAZE IT
#YOLO

[Anonymous No.5875849]

>>5875727
hah sick memes bruh you shore showed dem lowlives! LOL you are definitly so authentic and REAL like wow dude you carry urself so well and dont afraid of anything forreal brah nice

[Anonymous No.5875890]

as someone who just finished a joint

everything

learn to cook, weed improves the flavour of everything. but junk food is just fucking junk food.

i hate the stereotype that weed has to go with lazy food, it always makes me a lot more imaginative with seasonings and prep.

[Anonymous No.5875901]

>>5875718
Cherry tomatoes are god-tier. Healthy and low-calorie, but when you're high the flavour fucking explodes in your mouth. I've also been known to eat dry Weetabix.

[Anonymous No.5875904]

>>5875890

i guess that seeing these threads all the time makes me think that smoking weed is an excuse to eat garbage. i mean, its okay to indulge in crazy greasy food every once in awhile, who doesn't, but when its this thread every day...? you guys are literally eating this shit every day?

[Anonymous No.5876085]

>>5875901
>dry Weetabix
Back in the day it was raisin bran for me.
The textural differences between the flakes and the raisins, the way the sugar melted off the raisins, and seeing how many raisins we could keep in our cheeks was way more hilarious than it had any right to be.

[Anonymous No.5876118]

>>5875718
Oreos
Ruffles
California burritos
Honey chevre on crustini

[Anonymous No.5876122]

Bbq twists mayne. Started eating them after Snoop said they were his favorite, and they quickly became mine too.

[Anonymous No.5876126]

>>5875904
I used to, but I've tapered back to once a week since I was getting disgusted with myself. I find that weed just takes the salty and umami flavors and just elevates them to mind blowing levels. It's a beautiful experience. I also find that some foods just take on a completely different flavor profile on weed.

[Anonymous No.5876147]

>>5875718

> smoke reefer
> eat shitty food

> But weed makes u smarter! !! Xdd

[Anonymous No.5876192]

>>5875718
cyanide you drain on society

[Anonymous No.5876195]

Personal favorite.

[Anonymous No.5876204]

Somtimes I'll eat a whole bag of salt and vinegar potato chips and then my tongue no longer can taste anything from all the salt.

[Anonymous No.5876224]

>>5876204
Sounds like eating Campbell soups.

[Anonymous No.5876238]

[Anonymous No.5876239]

degenerate, board is degenerate

[Anonymous No.5876242]

[Anonymous No.5876244]

>>5876238
soggy/10

[Anonymous No.5876247]

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[Anonymous No.5876252]

>>5876239
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.5876257]

[Anonymous No.5876266]

>>5876251
#vivachilemierda

[Anonymous No.5876291]

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[Anonymous No.5876314]

ITT: Stoner retards prove they'll eat bad food.

ZERO taste

[Anonymous No.5876329]

>>5876314
Not everyone can apply what they've learned from watching Food Network 10 hours a day like you can.

[Anonymous No.5876338]

[Anonymous No.5876549]

>>5875718
For stoner food I advise al pastor tacos that comes with pineapple or barbacoa that goes with pulque should you find the good stuff you will enjoy a real treat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aorza6ejt4U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tgg52ezTGk

[Anonymous No.5876553]

>>5876549
failed img

[Anonymous No.5876561]

>>5876238
>>5876238
>>5876238

>vimto

muh nigga

[Anonymous No.5876563]

>>5876553

Stupid doped up kid.

[Anonymous No.5876629]

>>5876563
speaking for yourself I must guess

[Anonymous No.5876651]

>>5876629

No. I didn't intend to upload an image and forget about it, pal.

[Anonymous No.5876655]

>>5876651
If you mess up the captcha sometimes it can remove your image.

Quit acting like a hotshot on an anonymous imageboard.

[Anonymous No.5876679]

Poutine!! It traditionally made with fries, brown gravy and cheese curds.

[Anonymous No.5876692]

>>5876679

[Anonymous No.5876756]

>>5876238
Murikan here, drives me crazy that I cannot get this.

[Anonymous No.5876776]

>>5876257
Worst briss ever

[Anonymous No.5876787]

Fried calamari and mozzarella sticks

[Anonymous No.5876817]

>>5876756
You could make your own pretty easily anon

[Anonymous No.5876819]

>>5876242
I want this

[Anonymous No.5876990]

>>5876817
Assuming thats kebab meat I am having trouble finding lamb here. Not very popular in the US.

Also I don't get stoned but when I drink I love to chow down and I am usually in no position to cook at that point.

[Anonymous No.5877003]

I like eating bread beef and cheese and pretend i'm in a medieval tavern. or stew

[Anonymous No.5877282]

Corn Nuts, plus there's the Corn Nuts jingle...

Corn Nuts Jingle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS18jHMmhAI
Bust a nut, bust a nut
Grab a bag of corn nuts and bust a nut

[Anonymous No.5877310]

tostitos and salsa
pizza pockets
party mix munchies
hummus

[Anonymous No.5877320]

Vanilla ice cream, peanut butter, and pancake syrup over the top.

Any type of pastry.

Quesadillas are pretty good and easy to make.

[Anonymous No.5878666]

>>5875718
I too do love to inhale me some of them marijuanas once in a while,
HIPPIDY HOP, PASS ME THE DOPE :^)

[Anonymous No.5878693]

>>5875718
dude OP just 240 do weed! smoke some fat daddies, man!

weed is good for you, smoke some duuuude 240 240!

[Anonymous No.5878698]

>>5876307
Is that....falafel?

[Piracy !!1zjmpE5cmno No.5878817]

Cheese and onion on toast

Classics are classics for a reason

[Anonymous No.5879009]

>smoke a blunt for the first time last thursday
>before it was just edibles or bowls
>get about four hits in when the bad feel starts to hit again
>literally feels like my skin is prickling
>have panic attack again

People have told me to try other strains, try different forms, but I always get the same weird kind of panic attack. Thursday I even started hearing voices and I was shaking so hard that my boyfriend had to hold me down to steady me. I was just vibrating, not even shaking.

I just want to experience the chill like everyone else. I've had one time where the high was good and then I ate little caesars and had coke zero and thought it was amazing.

Is there something wrong with me?

[Anonymous No.5879031]

>>5878666

satanic trips confirms stoner shaming is wrong and you should feel terrible about it

:^)

[Anonymous No.5879032]

i eat ass when high hope it helps ;)

[Anonymous No.5879053]

>cook something up
>smoke a joint during the last minutes of cooking time
>have great meal

that is generally the best way to go at it. actually making food while high usually ends in eating random stuff straight from the fridge and when you're done with cooking, you're not hungry anymore. and not cooking at all leads to junk food.

[Anonymous No.5880498]

>>5876238
Man these always make me hungry and I'm a britbong but I've never eaten them, they always look like the kind of thing that you'd hate yourself for afterwards, not sure if want...

[Anonymous No.5880503]

>>5879009
take smaller puffs

[Anonymous No.5882657]

>>5879009
clean up your system you seem to need to reset your tolerance

[Anonymous No.5882679]

>>5876147
no one said it does loser

[Anonymous No.5882683]

>>5875718
Popcorn with a flavoring agent instead of butter. I like using powdered cheese.

[Anonymous No.5882693]

>>5879009
>coke zero was amazing

yeah i think i figured out your problem, you're actually smoking pcp.

>>5876679
god I've been wanting to try this lately. i live in florida, fat chance getting poutine here.

when i'm high my food preferences don't change. but i do find myself really wanting watermelon sometimes. it definitely helps the dry mouth. also being high as fuck is the only reason i ever settle for fast food, and even then i feel shitty for it.

[Truckerfag !!+KSIm6sOufE No.5882695]

>>5875718
>not 8 corner
Fucking stoners.

[Anonymous No.5883805]

I put a little honey on some saltine crackers and call it good.
I can't really cook very well when I'm high because I get freaked out by the oven/stove. Burned myself as a kid and the fear comes back.
Popcorn, dried fruit, and pocky are probably my favorite things though.

[Anonymous No.5883808]

You know what makes Jet's pizza even better? When they cook it in a pan that had cinna stix baked in it recently. You get that sugar and cinnamon burned on the bottom of the dough. It's an amazing flavor on your pizza.

[Anonymous No.5883882]

y'all niggas need charleston chews.

For real food, anything home cooked tastes about 10x better than fast food, I guarantee it.

[Anonymous No.5883914]

>>5875718
When I used to get baked all the time one of my favorite things was to have a nice cup of tea. Depending on the season depends on what I eat. I like fruit/veggies in the summer because it's too hot to cook. I like savory things in fall like meat pies or mashed potatoes and hot chocolate. In winter I eat like a beast. Chocolate, candies, pretty well anything I can get my hands on. In the spring I feel bad about myself for binging and try to transition into fruits/veggies again.

[Anonymous No.5883931]

>>5875718
jets is a shit

I got a free coupon for that and it sucked ass.

[Anonymous No.5883953]

>>5875718

[Anonymous No.5884032]

I usually don't smoke weed but I get the munchies when I'm drunk. Eat all kinds of nasty shit.

My favorite was red tostadas with ham.

[Anonymous No.5884273]

>smoke a bowl
>think to myself, "Yeah, go cook something!" while waiting for it to kick in
>start gathering ingredients, boiling water, whatever
>weed kicks in
>still cooking but am hungry NOW
>start eating whatever's in the kitchen
>food gets cooked, but I don't even want it any more

EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME

[Anonymous No.5884715]

>>5876291
Ehh, looks nice, but too many veggies for drunk/stoner food.

Needs more meat/cheese/potatoes/grease

[Anonymous No.5884759]

>>5876990
lamb is everywhere in the US I eat it all the time

[Anonymous No.5884791]

Fucking broccoli.
Not even kidding.
With some melted butter all over it.

[Anonymous No.5884816]

>>5884791
roast broccoli with garlic and lemon is godly

[Anonymous No.5885160]

>>5883953

what is the dipping sauce?

[Anonymous No.5885188]

>>5884791
this roasted or pan fried
Garlic and garam masala
Lemon or mayo or both
Even some toasted nuts
Bong up

[Anonymous No.5885199]

I don't smoke as much as I used to, but the more I got used to weed the less I enjoyed eating a lot while high. Nowadays I can't even eat meat while blazed. Just give me green tea and fruit. Keep in mind that I'm not a picky eater nor a vegan/vegetarian. I just don't enjoy animal products like I do when I'm sober or drunk.

[Anonymous No.5885934]

>Man I'm hungry
>Put in pizza rolls
>Get bored waiting for them
>Get high
>Man I've got the munchies something fierce
>Oven goes off
>mfw

[Anonymous No.5885960]

>>5885160
queso dip

[Anonymous No.5886011]

Coconut yoghurt.
It's the perfect combination of creamy, chunky, fruity, tart, sweet and cool to cure a cottonmouth and fight munchies.

[Anonymous No.5886013]

>>5884273
>what is self control

[Anonymous No.5886015]

>>5876655
Pls go /tv/

[Anonymous No.5886016]

>>5876238
What even is this?

[Anonymous No.5886017]

Has anyone ever noticed that you get a better feeling for which food is good or bad for you while high?
After smoking some haze, I get a fierce appetite for anything, but I can feel which foods are just too fat/just empty carbs/not good for me right now. Fruit, vegetables, tea etc. works basically always. But I know exactly when I've had enough pizza, enough beer, enough candy or whatever.

[Anonymous No.5886020]

>>5876195
This guy fucking knows. I'll go through a sleeve before I understand what just happened.

>>5876299
If you're going to post poutine don't post this fucking sad travesty of the dish. Fuck.

>>5876692
That's a lot better.

[Anonymous No.5886024]

>>5886017
.....is this opposite day? I wish I was more like you, I've been known to eat maple sugar with a spoon.

[Anonymous No.5886025]

>>5884273
>while waiting for it to kick in

wut
Ive never had a delayed high from smoking, it should hit you before you cash your bowl out.

[Anonymous No.5886029]

>>5886017
Nah, I get heartburn very very easily so I have a decent sense on how I will feel after what I eat.
I kinda ignore those feelings when im high.

[Anonymous No.5886038]

>>5886025
Same here, I'm usually high by the time I'm done smoking. Obviously, some methods work faster than others. Edibles take a while, but if I do bottle tokes I'll be high 30 seconds after I exhale.

Also, bottle tokes are fucking gross, don't do them.

[Anonymous No.5886043]

>>5886038
I had never even heard of a bottle toke so I had to google it
Everyone I smoke with just has real glass so we dont ever resort to anything like that

[Anonymous No.5886065]

>>5886043
Good for you m8, because it's disgusting. As a teenager, we didn't always have the necessary equipment, so we had to make do. It makes you cough like a bitch and tastes terrible. On the bright side though, it hits you like a fucking ton of bricks.

Nowadays there's always paper or a bong on hand, so it's not a problem anymore. Some idiot might still offer it at a party once in a while, but I just decline.

[Anonymous No.5887939]

>>5879009
>>5879009
Try smoking less; being high isn't binary, there's a spectrum between sober and Stoned like Mt Atlas

Find your comfort zone in there. Don't try and follow other peoples pace for some bullshit notion of social standing or "being hardcore". If it takes less to get you where you wanna be, good on you, tha's less cash spent, less smoke inhaled, and all in all, you're low tolerance makes all seasoned tokers jealous.

Also consider that cannabis simply may not be for you.

Almost forgot so I'll add this real quick: 1) Hash gives most people a more "relaxed" high, look into that 2) Anxiety might stem from some subconcious problem in your life that needs addressing, look into that.

There's plenty of druggie forums on the web with better answers than you'll find here.