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So uhh I need your help /ck/
I've got this Asian cutie coming over tonight. What the fuck should I get for us to drink?

>> No.5873411

Strawberry milk and lemon lime Gatorade

>> No.5873412

>>5873404
Asians like sakee which is a kind of plumb wine

If you ain't got none you can just put ginger and soy sauce in vodka, it's pretty similar

Make sure to express your fascination with Asian culture, chicks dig the sensitive stuff

>> No.5873416

>>5873412
this is the best advice

>> No.5873418

Rice wine

>> No.5873421

>>5873412
no they don't you fucking dolt. Most Asian girls hate pussy weebs and Asian guys. if anything they want to break loose from their repressive family and race and go fucking wild.

>> No.5873431

>>5873421
>Most Asian girls hate pussy weebs

I didn't say act like a homo, just maybe bow instead of hugging her, suttle shit like that.

Also speak in broken English, it will help her feel more comfortable, especialy if she has daddy issues

>> No.5873436

>>5873412
>>5873416
sexless weebs detected, the only people that give a fuck about Asian culture are old Asians and fat neckbeard weebs on 4chan. OP you'll look like an insecure pussy if you start trying to impress her with anime knowledge, and for the love of god hide the katana you probably keep on your mantlepiece.

on a serious note, look up some easy to drink vodka based mixed drinks like you would any other girl. try to make something fancy that requires a few steps. If anything she'll be more impressed with what you can show her about your own knowledge and culture than trying to bullshit her with "muh Asian fascination".

>> No.5873440

>>5873431
or just maybe tip your fedora instead of bowing, you no pussy banging sack of shit. "suttle" shit like that.

>> No.5873442

>>5873436
I can tell from your emotions you are an expert in creeping out Asian females

>> No.5873444

>>5873431
>suttle

die so fast

>> No.5873447

>>5873440

A fedora is a western hat mostly worn in the Andes now. Did op say he was trying to seduce a quichua? No.

Wear a sugegasa or you will not win her love

Amateurs ITT

>> No.5873451

>>5873404

sake

rice wine

pocky

rice

sushi

frappy dicky rong time

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5873486

>>5873447
>Wear a sugegasa or you will not win her love

>> No.5873961

Don't fucking buy her some asian drink and look like a total retard. Just get some red wine.

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5873974

>>5873404
cum