whats the GOAT candy to hand out on halloween?

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Anonymous Wed Oct 8 00:35:24 2014 No.5864807 [Reply] [Original]

whats the GOAT candy to hand out on halloween?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 00:36:14 2014 No.5864808 File: 8 KB, 228x281, 10645335_1546464988903233_1425252729554651735_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5864807 Anything King sized.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 00:38:12 2014 No.5864811 Snickers

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 00:39:52 2014 No.5864813 >>5864808 You glorious bastard

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 00:49:53 2014 No.5864829 chocolate bars or chips, everything else a shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 01:06:12 2014 No.5864855 >>5864829 >>5864807 I would go for best treat instead of best candy and best treat would go to coins or better yet loose change

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 01:08:36 2014 No.5864862 My mom used to hand out half litre cartons or strawberry and chocolate milk. How would you feel if you received this as a treat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 01:09:53 2014 No.5864866 >>5864862 really annoyed, is your mum brain damaged?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 01:10:01 2014 No.5864868 >>5864807 There's few decent candies that aren't chocolate. Dots, Skittles, Fun Dip (just the dip stick, those are great, the powder sucks) I was a fan of caramel stuff, the soft chewy ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 01:11:59 2014 No.5864875 >>5864862 milk is just what everyone wants when they're out walking around all night

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 01:14:33 2014 No.5864880 >>5864875 it's chocolate milk though, tasty refreshing chocolate milk

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 01:15:21 2014 No.5864883 >>5864862 Not milk, go for some chocolate water like yoo hoo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 01:15:36 2014 No.5864885 File: 154 KB, 800x600, halloween-toffee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] These godly things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 01:16:15 2014 No.5864890 >>5864880 yeah people love running around town with stomachs full of milk

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 01:17:34 2014 No.5864895 >>5864868 >Dots >Decent what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 01:18:07 2014 No.5864897 >>5864895 More for me, then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 01:18:48 2014 No.5864900 >>5864890 >eating your haul while trick or treating Did any of you faggots wait until you got home? >>5864895 What the fuck is wrong with you? Dots are basically jujubes. Who the fuck hates jujubes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 01:19:10 2014 No.5864902 >>5864895 Are you nuts? I love pulling bits of it out of my teeth for later.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 01:22:14 2014 No.5864908 >>5864902 >Not sucking on Dots until they dissolve in your mouth

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 01:22:47 2014 No.5864910 >>5864807 hostess cupcakes, twinkies, etc. bags of cheetos, doritos, etc. beef jerky; slimjims, jack links, etc. loose change or money

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 01:22:57 2014 No.5864911 >>5864900 so I'm supposed to carry your mom's fucking shitty milk around all night and let it get warm? just accept that giving away milk is a horrible idea. you might as well give out pennies if you want to be known as the shitty house.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 01:25:43 2014 No.5864914 >>5864910 >>hostess cupcakes, twinkies, etc. >bags of cheetos, doritos, etc. >beef jerky; slimjims, jack links, etc. >loose change or money OP was asking for the best Halloween treats

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 01:26:05 2014 No.5864915 >>5864910 cont. toys, squirt guns, confetti spray, etc. eggs, toilet paper, etc. "ammo pak" i dunno, as long as it was better than candy it was pretty dope

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 01:26:38 2014 No.5864918 File: 22 KB, 350x342, unicef-box.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] As a kid I went trick or treating with a Unicef box and then pocketed the money at the end of the night and bought fire crackers. I feel pretty guilty about it looking back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 01:27:17 2014 No.5864921 >>5864918 I wish I was smart enough to do that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 01:28:24 2014 No.5864924 >>5864885 Kill yourself if you hand out those disgusting things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 01:28:27 2014 No.5864925 File: 177 KB, 640x480, 004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What >>5864829 said

Anonymous Wed Oct 8 01:29:53 2014 No.5864928

>>5864914

well, if you're going into 'candy' territory
>ANY FOREIGN BRAND THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO TRY IT, especially japanese confections

by the time you regret saving the wrapper to find out whether local store carried the product, it slowly fades away into memory lane...

...only to relive the nostalgia when you find it available online 10 years later!

i remember a time when some asian houses gave out snackable spicy nori packets

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 01:35:59 2014 No.5864944 >>5864918 ...Whoa, I had a friend who did the same thing as a kid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 02:03:39 2014 No.5864997 Pennies

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 02:09:47 2014 No.5865013 File: 263 KB, 500x281, 1396071969652.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5864807 mini bottles of liquor

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 02:26:43 2014 No.5865036 Candy I remember people where giving out capri suns once too, which I loved at the time because walking around was tiring when I was hauling ass to every house.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 02:31:07 2014 No.5865041 Have multiple things and let the kids pick which one they want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 02:33:07 2014 No.5865045 File: 2.19 MB, 3240x1640, Strawberry-Candies[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I feed on disappointment

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 03:08:13 2014 No.5865082 >>5865045 What's so bad about those? I always enjoyed them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 03:10:31 2014 No.5865087 >>5865045 Damn I loved those. Do they still make em?

Anonymous Wed Oct 8 03:13:52 2014 No.5865091

My mom used to make treat bags for all the
kids in my neighborhood. Stuffed with pixie sticks, tons of chocolate bars, Keystone (local) chips (party mix, corn chips, pork rinds, etc.), BK coupons, stupid spider rings and shit. It was very festive.

I was a huge gaylord and liked getting bags of Party Mix.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 03:30:41 2014 No.5865113 >>5865045 I never understood the hatred behind those and Werthers. They're delicious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 03:54:05 2014 No.5865143 >>5864885 I think we have these in America? Only they come in a generic black or orange wrapper. That's literally it. One devoid of any logo or label. They're fucking disgusting.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 09:37:01 2014 No.5865523 >>5864807 I always liked the homemade baked goods folks handed out, I was probably poisoned like a million times

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 09:39:28 2014 No.5865531 >>5864807 Candy corn is the devils anus of candy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 09:44:37 2014 No.5865545 Warheads

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 09:46:16 2014 No.5865548 File: 111 KB, 490x642, mini vodka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hand out those little airplane bottles of vodka.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 09:46:44 2014 No.5865551 >>5864855 > handing out 9/11 conspiracy theory documentaries on Halloween

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 09:54:19 2014 No.5865564 I could go for some 100 Grand bars. Delicious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 10:07:06 2014 No.5865590 >>5864807 Halloween isn't too big where I live and I never had a child ask for candy feels bad

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 10:14:33 2014 No.5865609 >>5865548 No you don't

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 10:23:40 2014 No.5865623 >>5865609 Oh yes I do!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 10:34:18 2014 No.5865650 >>5864885 I literally came into this thread to see if anyone mentioned these. The day after Halloween I go into the supermarket and buy up giant bags of it to last me throughout the Christmas season.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 10:35:19 2014 No.5865652 >>5865087 You can find them at Dollar stores up here in west canada

Anonymous Wed Oct 8 11:32:01 2014 No.5865769
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has anyone over the age of 21 ever trick or treated before?

do people not give you candy if you try and go door to door with a mask on and a tape recording of a young boy saying trick or treat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 11:36:32 2014 No.5865777 >>5865113 >looks like a chew >hard candy instead More disappointing than actually bad

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 11:56:37 2014 No.5865813 >>5865769 I have a 54 year old friend who stands 5'2" and is skinny as a bean pole. Every year he puts on a spiderman costume and goes trick or treating. He's been doing this his entire life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 12:02:11 2014 No.5865826 >>5865813 would 5'7" work? too tall? inb4 manlet i know, nigga

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 12:09:42 2014 No.5865848 >>5865826 Maybe if you squeak your voice and jump around a little. manlet (I'm sorry)

Anonymous Wed Oct 8 12:12:31 2014 No.5865860

>>5865848
that would be too obvious... what 5'7" kid would do that?

i'm just gonna ring the bell and then play the tape recording and then stand my ground until that bitch gives me candy. i'll even use on of my nieces as a wingman.

what could go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 12:16:01 2014 No.5865872 >>5865860 It worked when I was 16, and the worst that could happen would be they recognize it's a recording. I'm sure you can extrapolate all the possiblities. Just buy your own damn candy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 12:17:38 2014 No.5865874 >>5865650 I wasn't serious when I posted these. They are fucking repulsive. That's why the stores have plenty in stock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 12:18:24 2014 No.5865877 >>5865872 >Just buy your own damn candy. now you're talking crazy

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 12:54:04 2014 No.5865991 File: 421 KB, 221x200, TrRTmuv.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5864918 Jesus christ...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 17:09:43 2014 No.5866823 I always hated getting chips and tootsie rolls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 17:41:12 2014 No.5866914 >>5864862 Happy, your mom is awesome. Milk to chug down all that chocolate and candy.

Anonymous Wed Oct 8 17:45:09 2014 No.5866928
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I give out these fuckers every year. I work for the company so I get them for next to nothing. The kids love them, but the neighbors down the street hate my guts. The kids down them and throw them in people's yards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 17:45:55 2014 No.5866929 File: 78 KB, 1000x1000, Sexy-Swedish-County-Beer-Wench-Girl-Halloween-Costume-Outfit-Free-Shipping-V06071C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5865769 My mother and her slutty swedish outfit. Must admit, she looks bretty good in it.

Anonymous Wed Oct 8 17:52:35 2014 No.5866949

>>5864895
A friend of mine really likes dots. We went for halloween one year and he started munching on dots once we were done for the night. I was so enraged that he liked such a shitty candy that I grabbed them out of his hands and threw them into the street. He almost got hit by a car saving that tiny box of Dots.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 17:59:04 2014 No.5866975 >>5866823 Halloween was the only time i ever saw those flavored tootsie rolls

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 18:03:47 2014 No.5866994 >that old lady who gave out popcorn balls

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 18:05:54 2014 No.5867001 >>5865769 No trick or treating is for kids 12 and under.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 18:09:02 2014 No.5867017 File: 277 KB, 631x419, hershey_twizzlers_strawberry_16oz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] These taste like crap and i think people throw them in just for filler. I'll take the shitty fruit cups then these tasteless crap

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 18:09:56 2014 No.5867021 >>5867017 I like the blue raspberry ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 18:24:59 2014 No.5867075 >>5864807 100 Grand and Twix. Everything else is second below.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 18:35:04 2014 No.5867089 nothing but normal sized butterfingers Last halloween I gave out nearly 300 bucks worth of butterfingers and I ruined walmart and other gas stations because I took them all SO MANY BUTTERFINGERS SO DELICOUS

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 19:18:25 2014 No.5867235 >>5867017 FUCK YOU TWIZZLERS ARE THE BEST I BET YOU LIKE RED VINES, FAGGOT.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 19:20:58 2014 No.5867245 File: 220 KB, 550x309, CBR.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I keep a rock next to my candy bowl in case Charlie Brown shows up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 19:22:42 2014 No.5867252 >>5864807 I don't know, but you posted the absolute shittiest of shit tier.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 19:47:56 2014 No.5867300 File: 446 KB, 300x186, 1411496316236.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5865531

Anonymous Wed Oct 8 19:53:50 2014 No.5867310

Australia here. Does count chocula on!y come out at Halloween? Like I looked it up and I keep getting articles from august-september 2013 and I can't tell if it was coming back from being discontinued or coming back for the Halloween season. The reason I'm not sure if it was from discontinuation is because there aren't similar articles for this year.
I'd like to get some imported, I know it wasn't on shelves two months ago so is it only a Halloween item?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 19:59:31 2014 No.5867328 >>5864807 hot pennies or razor blades.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 20:12:51 2014 No.5867366 >>5866949 wow you're an asshole

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 20:13:09 2014 No.5867367 >>5866929 she's wearing it hoping you'll notice

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 21:02:30 2014 No.5867501 Lemon tootsie rolls

Anonymous Wed Oct 8 21:08:22 2014 No.5867517
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I've tried to like candy corn, but I just can't.
Its the flavor, and the texture. Its just.. too wierd.
I try some every year around this time, wondering if my taste buds had changed, but every year I end up spitting them out in disappointment.

This one lady at my work brought in candy corn, black liquorice, and clove candy. This unholy goddamn trifecta of shitty candy that I had to stare at on the desk all day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 21:15:56 2014 No.5867538 >>5867517 She probably bought all that crap so it wouldn't get stolen. One of my coworkers kept a box of liquorice cigars at her desk and one day I just threw them out when she was gone for the day because I hated looking at them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 21:27:29 2014 No.5867584 scopolamine-soaked gumdrops Srsly though, I usually just buy two bag of mixed chocolate bars and set it on the porch with a note that says "take whatever you want, when it's gone, it's gone"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 21:29:13 2014 No.5867590 >>5867517 >candy corn, black liquorice, and clove candy Those were always my favorite. I can't stand regular milk chocolate, either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 21:40:14 2014 No.5867641 File: 235 KB, 1000x667, whoppers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whoppers and milk duds were my favorite as a kid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 21:43:37 2014 No.5867653 >>5867641 I like rolling those around in my mouth until all the chocolate melts off, then squeezing the inside part with my tongue till it goes soft. I love the taste of them, but the texture irks me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 21:52:01 2014 No.5867688 >>5867653 I don't know anyone who eats them any other way than what you described. I think its mandatory.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 22:34:50 2014 No.5867802 >>5865874 I never really understood why people don't like them. They are sweet and chewy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 23:24:19 2014 No.5867968 >>5864807 those eyeball candies that have fudge or peanut butter inside. alternatively, blue pixie sticks. only blue.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 01:38:58 2014 No.5868217 >>5864807 Mini Reeses cups.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 01:45:43 2014 No.5868237 File: 7 KB, 247x250, 1356669430394.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Candy I pass out tooth brushes

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 01:48:00 2014 No.5868239 >>5868237 I just pass out.

Anonymous Thu Oct 9 02:00:24 2014 No.5868257

This is going to be my first Halloween where I've got my own house, rather than just living in student dorms where no one trick-or-treats.

I have no idea what kind of a turnout there may be, since I don't know how many kids live in the neighborhood, but I don't think there's that many.

What should I get and how much?

Anonymous Thu Oct 9 02:03:07 2014 No.5868261

>you'll never live in a utopian society where instead of candy, people hand out dried fruits that they grew in their back yard, and various dried fruit creations incorporating nuts and pumpkin without refined sugars, oils, butter, flours, artificial colors/flavors etc

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 02:05:57 2014 No.5868266 >>5868261 be the change you want to see in the world, anon you hippie faggot, you

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 02:09:38 2014 No.5868270 >>5868261 >utopian society >without refined sugars, oils, butter, flours, artificial colors/flavors etc Fuck that world.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 02:11:34 2014 No.5868275 >>5868270 I take it you've never eaten a date before, especially stuffed with walnut butter. It makes you wonder why processed candies exist

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 02:19:21 2014 No.5868285 >>5868266 this is good advice, asshole

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 06:41:39 2014 No.5868474 >>5868257 First time I was in my own gaffe I just ignored the knocks since I was drinking...the wankers egged my house. Was pretty funny actually.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 06:52:15 2014 No.5868489 >>5868275 because dates are super expensive, and walnut butter is even more so

Anonymous Thu Oct 9 07:02:02 2014 No.5868504

>>5864807
Make your own caramel candies and then smash some glass and mix it in.

Dont hand it out at your own house (stupid) leave it in little bundles around the neighbourhood the night before and kids will pick it up for sure.

Go home and think about what you have done and wait for it to be on the local news.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 07:09:20 2014 No.5868511 McDoubles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 07:27:57 2014 No.5868528 apple with razor blades on the inside the razor blade is to cut the kids mouth right as soon as they take a bite hoping to taste some sweet delicious apple

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 09:08:39 2014 No.5868667 >>5868528 >>5868504 yall r fukd

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 09:31:16 2014 No.5868700 cigarettes or candy cigarette

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 10:17:22 2014 No.5868799 >>5867310 Yes, it's seasonal. You can buy it from the beginning of October till stores run out in December. There are three of those made by General Mills. Very sugary.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 12:10:16 2014 No.5869042 >>5864807 Banana chips and double salted licorice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 12:11:16 2014 No.5869046 >>5868528 I prefer to use sewing needles

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 12:14:30 2014 No.5869064 >>5868511 >T-thanks for the 14 hour-old burger m-mister.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 12:14:54 2014 No.5869067 >>5868504 Why the hell did this make me laugh? especially the news part.

Anonymous Thu Oct 9 12:21:40 2014 No.5869079

Each Halloween, I stretch clear fishing line across sidewalks at about neck level. On the fishing line, I secure barbed treble hooks. When the children run down the sidewalks, they get snagged in the face and eyes by the hooks.

I change the neighborhoods every year so I always have a pool of unsuspecting victims.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 15:04:38 2014 No.5869465 >>5865523 im glad youre still alive to tell the story

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 15:28:20 2014 No.5869511 >>5869064 I remember a gay couple in my friends neighborhood who would pass out hamburgers instead of candy. we just sat on the curb and ate them before moving on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 16:25:05 2014 No.5869651 Snickers, Kit Kats and Reese's for good costumes. Smarties, Flavored Tootsie Rolls and Heath bars for shitty costumes or teenagers with no costume. I keep a couple king size ones for excellent costumes.

Anonymous Thu Oct 9 16:32:27 2014 No.5869671

I really liked it when I got pretzels. It was a nice salty contrast to all the sweet and chocolate.

It's not the coolest thing to hand out or the thing most people get excited over, but I feel like somebody has to do it. Kids just don't realize they need it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 16:36:33 2014 No.5869686 File: 777 KB, 400x300, 1345592482098.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dip onions in caramel and present them to kids as caramel apples.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 16:40:50 2014 No.5869699 >>5864875

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 16:41:57 2014 No.5869705 File: 776 KB, 500x311, milk.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5869699 !! >muh image!

Anonymous Thu Oct 9 17:46:35 2014 No.5869835
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>>5869671
Huh, I never thought about it like that. I would always just give them to my sister.

What I did last year
>2 candy bowls
>bowl full of chocolate
>bowl full of raisin boxes
>allow kids to choose
>most kids chose chocolate
>inside each box of raisins is a 2 dollar bill
>kids face when they get money for Halloween

>>	Canned Mushrooms Thu Oct 9 17:50:33 2014 No.5869846 I'm usually gone out drinking on Halloween so I just leave a big bowl with a note that says "Take one or dump the whole bowl into your pillowcase, whatever LOL"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 17:50:40 2014 No.5869847 File: 150 KB, 600x600, werthers-original-hard-candy-127855-w.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5864807 Thank you senior citizens.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 18:56:07 2014 No.5870138 File: 1.93 MB, 350x310, 1380220426643.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >live just down the hill from a "rich" neighborhood >busloads of city kids trucked in every damn halloween

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 01:33:37 2014 No.5871134 >>5864862 id drink the shit out of that milk dude

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 01:53:32 2014 No.5871172 >>5869651 >Heath bars for shitty costumes But Heath bars are the best candy!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 01:54:51 2014 No.5871173 >>5869846 Too edgy for /ck/ lol.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 01:54:55 2014 No.5871175 >>5870138 those god damn urban punks i tell ya

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 01:59:15 2014 No.5871180 >>5869835 >inside each box of raisins is a 2 dollar bill you cheeki little...

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>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 02:09:37 2014 No.5871204 >>5871175 I once put a lighted santa claus statue on my front porch on Halloween and got no doorbell rings. It works if you want to keep people at bay since they think you are a religious fanatic that doesn't believe in Halloween.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 02:21:30 2014 No.5871219 >>5871180 Its not a true story. All it takes is for one kid to open a raisin box, tell everyone what's inside and his porch would be deluged with kids snatching up handfuls of raisin boxes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 02:24:29 2014 No.5871221 >>5864918 That's bad and you should feel bad. I just remembered in elementary school being given those boxes and thinking I could really change the world with them. I miss being a kid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 02:25:36 2014 No.5871223 >>5864918 fucking scumbag

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 02:26:40 2014 No.5871225 >>5867089 I wish you lived in my town. You seem awesome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 02:27:06 2014 No.5871226 >>5871204 I dress up like Jesus Christ, hand out wafers and grape juice and tell people to eat me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 02:30:28 2014 No.5871230 >>5871226 Sometimes I can't tell if you people are going to write for a good comedy show or end up getting arrested in these threads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 02:40:25 2014 No.5871252 >>5864918 That's hilarious, and I'm not surprised. Kids being kids.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 11:36:09 2014 No.5872079 >>5864918 Pretty ingenious

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 14:10:30 2014 No.5872466 File: 467 KB, 270x203, 1409210722937.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5871226 LOL that made my morning, 10q

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 15:40:20 2014 No.5872670 >>5865769 They may give you something if you dress up as a nigger with a gun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 16:08:23 2014 No.5872729 >>5871198 would you anon there's no shame in it what's her best feature

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 16:30:06 2014 No.5872777 >>5865091 what's your mom doing tonight?

Anonymous Fri Oct 10 16:34:01 2014 No.5872783

>>5864807
Candy Corn. I actually fucking love it. I obsess over it. Failing that, Reeses. For some reason that was always "The One" for me on halloween. Everything else was filler, the Reeses were the real candy. Nothing reminds me of trick or treating more.

Man, let me tell you. I miss Trick or Treating more than these faggot "adult" parties I'm invited to now. Go, get wasted, whatever. It's not Halloween, we do this every month. Just now we're dressed like whores this time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 16:44:49 2014 No.5872811 >>5864885 fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes. these amdn Mary Janes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 16:47:02 2014 No.5872817 >>5865091 >Spider ring hng I fucking love your mom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 16:56:12 2014 No.5872835 >>5864862 Only if it's her breast milk and only if she's hot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 17:23:07 2014 No.5872902 >>5864862 Pretty stoked when I was a kid. Now I'd be like "shit this is gonna go bad being all warm and out of the fridge, I ain't drinking this" I'm fucking neurotic nowadays.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 19:24:17 2014 No.5873128 I fucking hate Halloween. Retarded kids are trying to make it a thing in Germany so they'll have to pay. I have a box of Haribo licorice I didn't like that's been getting hard as diamonds over the past two years. Little fuckers gonna enjoy this.

>>	Canned Mushrooms Fri Oct 10 19:25:57 2014 No.5873132 >>5872811 You're touched in the head. Those things taste like burnt molasses.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 19:28:27 2014 No.5873142 >>5873128 Same thing is happening here in Australia. I just shut the curtains and switch off the lights. Some of the little fat fucking kids don't even dress up, they just roam the streets with a bucket expecting you to put candy in it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 19:31:39 2014 No.5873152 >>5873142 An overweight retired neighbour tried that and they egged her house They avoided mine because that year I put a styrofoam dick painted in revolting colors on the door bell

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 19:50:34 2014 No.5873211 File: 25 KB, 700x378, large[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5873128 >>5873142 buh buh buh hoo hoohoooo i-im' a mean and edgy ol faggot, don't touch me i am the blood of the night

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 19:59:41 2014 No.5873225 File: 200 KB, 1280x720, halloween_2012_015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5873128 >>5873142 >not using halloween as an excuse to party with sluts in skimpy costumes for a week straight you're doing it wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 19:59:58 2014 No.5873227 anyone have any 2spoopy4u halloween stories?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 20:00:59 2014 No.5873229 >>5873225 is that even a female?

Anonymous Fri Oct 10 20:08:07 2014 No.5873242

>>5865769
If you're over 18 and still want to go trick or treating, it's a little trickier.
You either need to completely disguise yourself (e.g. ghost bedsheet or mask) or be babysitting a bunch of little kids or infants to have an excuse.
Some people actually refuse to hand out treats to older teens or adults if they're alone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 20:11:01 2014 No.5873252 >>5873242 I dunno if I could refuse. I'd just be thinking "I wish I was as ballsy as you, you sweet retard" I'd probably give them candy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 20:12:02 2014 No.5873255 >>5873225 >party with sluts in skimpy costumes Yet you chose that picture...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 20:15:41 2014 No.5873266 >>5873252 Believe it or not anon, but some people in this world are horrible wet blankets.

>>	Canned Mushrooms Fri Oct 10 20:20:21 2014 No.5873283 File: 60 KB, 600x325, Sodalicious.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My parents used to hand out Sodalicous by my insistence. Those things were great, and there's was always extras.

Anonymous Fri Oct 10 20:20:41 2014 No.5873287
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Kit Kats, Twix, and Reeses Cups, OP. They're pretty much top tier.

Mallow Cups, Butterfingers, Baby Ruths, Snickers, Generic Chocolate Candy Bars or Whoppers are great as well.

If you want to be a fancy motherfucker, give out Caramel Apples or Halloween Cauldron Punch.

If you want to get egged, get some Loser Candy like liquorice or popcorn.

Anonymous Fri Oct 10 20:24:08 2014 No.5873296
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>>5873227
>Walk into kitchen
>Decided to make some food
>Grab some frozen fish and let it thaw
>Throw it on the pan and set it on a medium flame
>Decided to watch some TV
>After some time, realize that the fish was still on an active stove
>Run in and flip it
>It's the perfect shade of brown
>mfw it will never happen again for any reason

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 20:24:30 2014 No.5873299 wax lips, circus peanuts, and carrots. I hope those little shits don't come back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 20:37:45 2014 No.5873339 >>5873296 the gods are watching over you

Anonymous Fri Oct 10 20:39:46 2014 No.5873343

Don't know the name of them, but they're chocolates filled with buttery caramel, peanut butter, or they're crunchy. They're also wrapped in foil with some kind of halloween figure (like a vampire).

What are these called? I used to love finding them in my bag when I went trick-or-treating.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 02:41:52 2014 No.5874104 File: 32 KB, 552x370, reeses.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reese's cups if the brat tells me he has a peanut allergy, i tell him to stop being such a faggot and i give him two reese's cups

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 02:46:11 2014 No.5874114 Popcorn balls. Sometimes I give out full size candy bars....it's really actually pretty cheap.

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Anonymous Sat Oct 11 03:03:19 2014 No.5874134
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>>5864862
by little cartons do you mean tetra packs? a lady down the street always used to hand out some sort of beverage in a tetra pack. i thought it was a great idea.

>>5865036
fucking loved it when i was given a beverage

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 03:04:37 2014 No.5874136 File: 38 KB, 431x415, 1411179840118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5867235 I mean someone has to have taste cause clearly you don't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 03:08:42 2014 No.5874146 >>5868237 dirty double nigger, confirmed

Anonymous Sat Oct 11 03:11:51 2014 No.5874155
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A lot of Chinese people used to give out these weird Chinese candies with this edible rice paper around them that you eat.

Thank you Chinese people, they were actually pretty decent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 03:35:12 2014 No.5874190 >>5874155 i loved these they use to give this shit out all the time when i lived in Hawaii

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 03:40:42 2014 No.5874197 >>5868257 make sure to get candy that you like. or candy someone you know likes. get more than you think you'll need. if you have any extra, you can just eat it/give it to whoever you like

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 03:46:07 2014 No.5874201 >>5865045 You're a dumbass, those things are a tier 2 halloween candy, and EASILY the only acceptable hard candy outside warheads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 03:56:06 2014 No.5874212 File: 44 KB, 500x274, campino.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5869847 old ppl have some decent candies

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 04:19:57 2014 No.5874243 >>5872783 >> Candy corn This. Fuck I love your taste. Let our tongues marry and consummate under the red moon.

Anonymous Sat Oct 11 04:28:39 2014 No.5874247
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>>5864807
This is what we're giving out

The kids get to pick what chocolate bar they want, get a beg of cookies and some little chocolates for their parents.

Also we move the one cup brewer by the door to offer the parents coffee (it often snows on Halloween here)

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 04:36:26 2014 No.5874252 File: 63 KB, 920x459, feel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no more chocolate laffy taffy

Anonymous Sat Oct 11 04:52:19 2014 No.5874266
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Fucken mini Zombie Chews!
They're like crack to children, plus I can live vicariously through kids who can eat this glorious brain melting crap without raping their teeth(as bad as it does to me now)

Anyone else had these?

Anonymous Sat Oct 11 04:59:31 2014 No.5874273
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>>5864928
>i remember a time when some asian houses gave out snackable spicy nori packets
First taste is always fucking free

Damn those crispy irresistible motherfuckers, I bought 2x three packs the other day and struggled to save the last one to have with my noodles that I ate about 40mins later
I was more animal than man

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 05:01:29 2014 No.5874275 >>5874247 you rich cunt i hate you

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 05:06:23 2014 No.5874280 >>5867017 Clearly you've never sipped booze through them then ate them

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 05:06:48 2014 No.5874282 >>5874275 I feed on your hate We go all out on the decorations so we have to give out good shit, though I to try and keep some wunderbars hidden for myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 05:08:14 2014 No.5874285 >>5874282 i still hate you tell me more of your lavish life, asshole i dare you

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 05:22:56 2014 No.5874298 >>5874285 Costco mother fucker, do you know it? but in all honesty yeah, all this was like $30 not a lot and we have more than enough k-cups to spare some warmth for the parents

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 05:24:06 2014 No.5874300 >>5864807 >buying the sugary jew to feed the ghost fucker shills

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 05:40:13 2014 No.5874311 >>5874247 >Crunchie There it is. There's the GOAT candy to hand out on Halloween. I'd have completely lost my shit if I got one of those in my trick-or-treat bag growing up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 12:27:13 2014 No.5874909 File: 381 KB, 500x500, 1404146474489.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5868239

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 12:29:08 2014 No.5874916 File: 8 KB, 250x185, 1412937974452s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5874247 >mr. BIG - anal original

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 12:34:51 2014 No.5874934 >>5874247 You must not have niggers in your area or else all that shit would be gone within 5 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 12:44:16 2014 No.5874959 File: 110 KB, 412x266, hersheys_twizzlers_cherry_pull.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5867017 If you're gunna give away twizzlers, then it better fucking be pull and peel twizzler. They just taste better for some reason

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 12:45:50 2014 No.5874962 If the Trick or Treaters are black, I give them a snack size box of Sun Maid raisins. If the Trick or Treaters are white, I give them a regular size candy bar.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 12:50:01 2014 No.5874975 >>5874962 My hero

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 13:13:39 2014 No.5875024 >>5874962 If I were you I'd spray my house with Pam in case anyone ever got wise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 14:06:05 2014 No.5875154 >>5874962 and that is why you once held office

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 14:09:33 2014 No.5875165 >>5867653 u is me i is u

Anonymous Sat Oct 11 14:40:14 2014 No.5875265

>>5864862
I know how my sister would feel
DOES THIS FEEL AIRTIGHT CHECK IT FOR NEEDLE HOLES MAYBE THEY GLUED THEM SHUT AAA THROW IT OUT I DONT WANT MY LITTLE BABY JESUS GETTING SUPER AIDS

Still, not a bad idea. Trick or Treaters get thirsty. a couple houses in my neighborhood would give out water bottles or have glasses of water ready if you asked for one. Much better than having to rip open an ambient temperature bag of overly syrupy juice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 14:42:17 2014 No.5875272 I live in bumfuck nowhere, population: 3 digits At the very most we get like 10-20 trick or treaters or hungry penniless teenagers, so we started just buying a couple dozen king size chocolate bars

Anonymous Sat Oct 11 14:45:26 2014 No.5875282 [DELETED]

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>>5875265
my parents thought every candy that wasn't packaged sealed (a.k.a. tootsie rolls or candies that you would just need to unravel them to open them) had razors in them

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 14:51:57 2014 No.5875299 >>5864868 The powder is amazing dude. The stick is only there to serve me powder.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 14:54:16 2014 No.5875305 >>5865495 That sounds so good.

Anonymous Sat Oct 11 14:58:52 2014 No.5875317

>10/10 would put on a different costume later and come back trying to get more tier
Full sized chocolate bars
Full sized bags of candy
Corner store candy (fun dip, candy necklaces, jawbreakers, push pops etc)
Gummi candies
Pop

>Good tier
Chocolate bars
Bags of candy
Chubby soda
Pastries/baked goods

>At least you tried tier
Bags of chips
Juice packs
Gum

>0/10 only saying thank you because my parents are watching me from the curb
Grandma candy
Fruit Juice cartons
Fruit
Raisins

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 15:03:27 2014 No.5875325 >>5867653 Are you a girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 15:21:16 2014 No.5875364 >>5868257 Here's an idea: Ask your fucking neighbors.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 15:47:08 2014 No.5875426 >>5875325 i can be if you want :3

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 16:08:35 2014 No.5875494 >>5874916 fuck I'm laughing way to hard at that

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 17:58:57 2014 No.5875797 File: 85 KB, 500x397, DareWagonWheelsOriginal18-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5864807 Don't know about anyone else but I would always go back to any house that gave out wagon wheels

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 18:01:19 2014 No.5875801 >>5875364 This. I've owned a home for 2 years and neighbors are always so fuckin timid. I'm not going to bite your head for asking me something about where we live. Inb4 I'm at fault

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 18:40:40 2014 No.5875919 >>5867017 than*

Anonymous Sat Oct 11 19:18:54 2014 No.5876008

>>5868257

Do your neighbors have decorations up? (Better yet, do you?)

In my experience, a house with decorations and lights on = treats very likely; decorations and lights off = worth a shot, but consider the possibility of no treats; no decorations and no lights = keep walking.

It's also not unusual for families from shittier parts of town to drive over to the better areas and have their kids trick-or-treat there. Nothing wrong with that, in my opinion. Turn off your lights if you run out of treats.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 00:22:54 2014 No.5876897 File: 1.03 MB, 174x188, 1411363275633.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5874298 >k-cups >cosco i'm guessing you're upper middle class

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 00:33:08 2014 No.5876917 Roofies, syringe needles, and those little bottles of booze ya get on airplanes. Good times!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 00:35:27 2014 No.5876927 File: 20 KB, 300x281, necco.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The only problem is I end up eating too many myself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 00:42:57 2014 No.5876943 My grandfather told me that my great grandfather handed out cigarettes on Halloween. Back then, cigarettes seemed as harmless as beef jerky.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 00:43:08 2014 No.5876944 File: 166 KB, 800x375, Reeses Cups.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reese's Cups Because Reese's Cups

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 01:12:41 2014 No.5877017 >>5865590 >I never had a child ask for candy just go to the elementary school everyday and handout candy to kids

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 01:13:31 2014 No.5877019 >>5864808 Looks like someone had a good childhood

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 01:15:21 2014 No.5877023 File: 5 KB, 246x92, 1412439129678.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5866949 >I was so enraged that he liked such a shitty candy that I grabbed them out of his hands and threw them into the street

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 01:24:16 2014 No.5877034 >>5877017 From your van

Anonymous Sun Oct 12 01:40:08 2014 No.5877072
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>>5876943
a few years ago my grandma wore a tan/beige body suit with fake "pubes" and breasts on halloween to handout candy (she dressed up as a nudist, in other words) and was paid a visit by the police because there were reports of a crazy naked lady giving out treats to kids

some old people seem to have spent their years learning how to be based

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 01:51:40 2014 No.5877095 If I don't like Eskimo pie, does that mean I'm a gay Eskimo? How would I dress up like a gay Eskimo for Halloween? Whale skin tights?

Anonymous Sun Oct 12 03:04:10 2014 No.5877258
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Kitkat bars, Reese's cups, 100 Grand bars, Baby Ruths, Starbursts, Airheads, Tootsie roll pops, anything sour, anything white chocolate (that really varies from person to person though), most gummies (not fruit snacks though)

The only ones I was really disappointed to see were Twizzlers, Mary Janes, and Sugar Daddies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 06:08:15 2014 No.5877476 >>5877072 >some old people seem to have spent their years learning how to be based because there was no internet back then where SJW's make incessant self-righteous blogs of nothing to prove a point that they don't fully comprehend

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 06:09:46 2014 No.5877478 File: 15 KB, 480x360, 0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5877095 i found this sorry for the image quality, it's google image's fault

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 06:44:55 2014 No.5877526 File: 138 KB, 1181x939, ss (2014-10-08 at 06.58.33).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5877258 >Count Discount

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 07:23:27 2014 No.5877557 >>5866928 this is really really cool

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 12:49:07 2014 No.5878240 File: 58 KB, 599x437, IMG_6707.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5866928 >chill for color-changing thrills!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 14:11:44 2014 No.5878424 File: 356 KB, 590x452, iCaBt8mEjlg8p.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5864808 and give them only 1

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 14:55:23 2014 No.5878524 File: 293 KB, 1316x1467, pumpkin_cheesecake_kit_kat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >2014 >not giving out weeb candy and getting funny looks from fat american parents

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 14:57:47 2014 No.5878528 File: 132 KB, 519x600, 1287990158360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5878240 That fucking picture

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 14:58:48 2014 No.5878530 >>5878524 Only the fat ones give funny looks for moon candy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 14:59:53 2014 No.5878533 >>5878524 >2014 >giving away your weeb candy

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 15:02:33 2014 No.5878549 >>5867517 But black liquorice is great Fucking Americans can't handle anything that's not pure sugar

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 15:02:42 2014 No.5878551 >>5878530 Only the americans, yes. >>5878533 I accidentally hit 0 when I was adjusting my order and ended up with thirty packs of them, and I don't really eat snacks enough to finish them all by the expiration dates.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 15:03:30 2014 No.5878553 >>5878551 what did you buy? processed food doesn't really expire, especially candy

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 15:04:42 2014 No.5878559 >>5878553 Pumpkin Kit Kats. The wafer usually goes soft/stale after it reaches its best by.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 15:07:47 2014 No.5878569 >>5868275 ive had it, its not so good. the taste isnt the issue, its the texture.

Anonymous Sun Oct 12 15:24:47 2014 No.5878637

My parents and I usually make some grab bags that last most of the night, each one gets four or five candies in it. So usually I'll do something like a snack size reese cup, twix, a pack of skittles or m&ms and a roll of sweet-tarts.

>>5878559
Did they taste good?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 15:33:10 2014 No.5878662 >>5878637 Yep, you can hardly taste the pumpkin though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 18:32:25 2014 No.5879136 File: 398 KB, 800x600, gandalf_in_a_timbits_box_by_oldschool_sinner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Growing up, there was one old couple who gave out boxs of timbits that was the shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 18:48:06 2014 No.5879170 >>5878559 when is the best by date?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 18:54:19 2014 No.5879179 >>5879170 It's either March 2016 or June 2016.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 19:23:39 2014 No.5879223 >>5879136 Entire boxes? Shit, old people in my area were really cheap.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 19:26:17 2014 No.5879227 File: 182 KB, 400x374, 1338943957490.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you live in an apartment and don't get trick-or-treaters

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 19:28:56 2014 No.5879233 File: 269 KB, 2000x2000, 1368605668633.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5879227 impying that's a bad thing

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 19:55:47 2014 No.5879282 >>5879223 Well back then the snack packs were cheep

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 19:59:12 2014 No.5879288 >>5864807 >tfw you live in a small rural town in the Midwest and only entitled spoiled white kids come to your door

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 20:00:17 2014 No.5879290 >>5879233 >>5879227 samefag

Anonymous Sun Oct 12 20:26:51 2014 No.5879350
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>>5870138
>grew up in East Idaho
>in the rich neighborhood (by Idaho standards)
>every year buses and buses of native kids show up from the reservation right next to town
>literal flocks of 15-20 year olds show up with no costume on
>every year we have a separate bowl of shitty candy for the natives because they take so fucking much
>dum dums, single tootsie rolls, etc

>10th grade English class, the day after Halloween
>at the time we were reading through Huckleberry Finn
>talk about how racism is so bad day after day
>seriously, teacher is a bleeding heart liberal
>teacher gets up and walks to front of class, ready to start a lecture
>turn to my friend and ask "so, you have a separate bowl of candy for the native kids, too, right?"
>he doesn't answer
>turn around
>teacher is standing right the fuck behind me
>ohshit.png
>stomps to the front of the class
>looks straight at me
>"ANON"
>turns out that she already planned on giving a lesson about how giving different candy was a form of segregation
>and how it was just as bad as the slavery in Huck Finn
>I shit you not
>next 30 minutes are her yelling shit at me for being a racist
>whole class is silent
>mfw

>after class find out that every one of my classmates does it too

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 05:58:52 2014 No.5880520 I know l'm going to be in charge of giving out candy again this year and the candy will be Reese's Cups so my dad can steal some. I'm thinking of going out and buying king sized candy to give out to the first 20 kids who show up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 06:03:23 2014 No.5880525 File: 358 KB, 640x480, baww-feels-bad-man.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >oppall never feed me his lollipop for holloween gift

Anonymous Mon Oct 13 06:16:52 2014 No.5880546

>>5879350
I save up from a few paychecks beforehand and buy a massive amount of cheap candy in bulk. Doesn't matter how nice or shitty your costume, everyone gets a scoopful. Then I go and piss off my sister by giving my niece and nephew the remains, which last year worked out to about half a pound to each, plus the good shit I bought especially for them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 15:38:38 2014 No.5881392 >>5866928 Do you give out full 4 packs or just one can per kid?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 15:39:12 2014 No.5881394 >>5879350 My family did this too. I don't see it as a race thing, really, because I didn't really care if the kids were brown or not; they just didn't have a costume, fuck them, they are not getting my candy

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 16:28:12 2014 No.5881503 I always just assumed candy corn was horrible, but I don't remember actually having any before. My Aunt had some out for Thanksgiving last night and I tried one... Tastes like butterscotch pudding. Pleasantly surprised

Anonymous Mon Oct 13 18:28:29 2014 No.5881833

>be 11
>love Halloween (still do)
>go all out on werewolf costume
>save my birthday money for expensive rubber mask
>buy cheap pair of jeans and flannel, rip and tear and glue patches of fur that match the color of the mask in holes
>motherfucking werewolf hands
>kept my old worn out shoes, tore them up slightly, scuffed them with some fake blood
>fake blood all over
>wait until dark to go trick-or-treating for maximum spooky
>creep around in bushes, walk with a gait and stalk people from down the street
>several groups notice and fucking book it away from me
>stop at father's place of work on Halloween (they gave out candy, idk)
>start walking to the glass storefront to leave as 3 black children are walking up
>one is literally crying at the sight of me, the girl is freaking the fuck out, oldest is holding the door closed so I can't get out
>have to remove my mask AND werewolf hands before they calm the fuck down
>leave the store laughing at how dumb they are for being scared of the shortest werewolf ever

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 18:31:07 2014 No.5881847 starburst

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 18:34:32 2014 No.5881860 >>5878551 >I accidentally hit 0 when I was adjusting my order and ended up with thirty packs of them And you're so bad at arithmetic that you didn't notice this reflected in the total price?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 19:17:56 2014 No.5882004 >>5881833 This never happened.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 20:05:26 2014 No.5882118 >>5874155 it's too bad these things were pulled out cause of melanin or lead or someshit in the edible wrapper

Anonymous Mon Oct 13 20:27:16 2014 No.5882162
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One of the last year's I ever went trick or treating we hit the jackpot.

Pepsi Blue must've just recently been discontinued because the guy had cases and cases of 2 liters on his porch. He told us to take as much as we wanted so we all got all we could carry then headed back to my house. Only bad part is that one of us got jumped for their candy so everyone else had to split some with that guy. If I had to guess I'd say Halloween of 03' or 02

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 20:35:27 2014 No.5882187 >>5865045 So delicious. I love the elmers glue substance in the middle that makes your teeth stick together

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 23:16:42 2014 No.5882580 >>5879179 wait so how many kitkat bars did you order? give a number of bars, not boxes (or give bars/box and number of boxes

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 23:26:03 2014 No.5882602 >>5882162 >Pepsi Blue must've just recently been discontinued About 10 years ago. Not sure if that was still good

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 23:31:13 2014 No.5882616 >>5882118 There was melamine in the milk products that went into the candy. This was awhile ago. I believe production for non-Chinese markets was completely offshored after that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 23:40:07 2014 No.5882637 >>5882602 >>5882162 >>If I had to guess I'd say Halloween of 03' or 02

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 01:04:47 2014 No.5882791 >>5873283 where do i find these they look amazing

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 01:28:50 2014 No.5882833 >>5882791 in the 90's They were amazing ;~;

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 02:20:49 2014 No.5882941 reese's pumpkins, gobstoppers, and swedish fish

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 04:42:35 2014 No.5883169 >>5874959 >They just taste better for some reason This. I cannot explain this phenomenon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 05:24:07 2014 No.5883220 File: 33 KB, 312x320, popcornballs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Absolutely loved getting these motherfuckers right here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 14:59:50 2014 No.5884112 >>5868504 >>5868528 >>5869079 is it fun pretending to be this edgy

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 16:15:21 2014 No.5884296 >>5874212 G O A T O A T

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 19:42:45 2014 No.5884799 >>5884112 yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 20:16:08 2014 No.5884860 whoppers

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 20:18:00 2014 No.5884865 >>5866949 I hope you get stabbed with an AIDS infected hobo knife

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 20:51:01 2014 No.5884907 tiny things of nutella to the skinny kids apples and bags of olives to the fat fucks

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 20:52:02 2014 No.5884911 File: 42 KB, 612x612, nutella.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5884907

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 21:37:55 2014 No.5885011 File: 70 KB, 530x530, 1337295106498.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5884907 >bags of olives wut?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 23:52:07 2014 No.5885357 >>5865495 Fuck off hipster shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 00:22:56 2014 No.5885450 File: 49 KB, 500x375, diddlydo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5874916

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 00:27:05 2014 No.5885461 >>5875801 They probably read the sex offenders list, bro.

Anonymous Wed Oct 15 00:30:18 2014 No.5885466

>>5884907
>things of nutella

Did you mean the big and scary word... "jars". I know it's a difficult word for some of our smaller children here in the school of /ck/, but we encourage the use of such big, scary words for the toddlers! This way the young-ins grow up with an extended vocabulary.

Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 00:58:43 2014 No.5885565 File: 1.45 MB, 326x256, 1411255807268.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5885466 Thanks for the laugh, anon. I really needed it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 01:17:41 2014 No.5885615 >>5868799 American having trouble finding some. Ralphs doesnt seem to carry them anymore and i cant really access any other places very easily.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 01:20:08 2014 No.5885622 >>5885565 i really love this .gif, mind if i save it? >>5885466 nigga you be projecting

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 01:41:31 2014 No.5885664 >>5874916 Even better; Anal Originale Fuck, I'm laughing too hard at this

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 10:59:27 2014 No.5886459 >>5885622 Feel free, my friend.

Anonymous Wed Oct 15 11:26:23 2014 No.5886481
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>>5864807
You will feel the great joy and then burning agony that yellow warheads will give you.

I once ate a huge bag and pretty sure I destroyed the entire inside of my mouth.

Totally worth it. I give these out so kids can seperate the strong from the weak

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 11:27:59 2014 No.5886485 File: 1.98 MB, 316x235, 1413341435618.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5885622 >mfw those sick dubs

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 11:34:42 2014 No.5886497 >>5885565 >▶ even his watch is screaming i cant Breath

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 11:53:33 2014 No.5886538 >>5886481 I'm pretty sure I burned out my sour taste buds when I was 12-14 when I ate three bags of Warheads in two days.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 11:58:19 2014 No.5886558 >>5882162 You guys were great friends for sharing with that dude. Fuck anyone who jumps kids for processed sugar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 12:50:32 2014 No.5886659 When I was a kid there was this house in a neighborhood that gave out little pocket bibles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 12:59:45 2014 No.5886681 >>5886659 UGH I think every neighborhood had that one house. Thanks for reminding me. I think I recall a story of a neighborhood up in arms because parents were finding anti-abortion pamphlets in their kids candy bags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 13:20:13 2014 No.5886727 >>5864807 An apple or some carrots.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 13:21:00 2014 No.5886728 File: 72 KB, 467x350, a7a34ea9fad8d2147d2ec0bd030d87f5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] has anyone legitimately gotten a razor in one of their candies? DON'T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME, 4CHEN!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 13:26:47 2014 No.5886745 >>5886728 Never happened except some loony guy in the 70s who also poisoned his own children.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 13:34:40 2014 No.5886766 The best treats are non-food like pencils or bookmarks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 13:36:34 2014 No.5886770 >>5864918 only like 10% of the money you got was going to people in need anyways anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 13:36:50 2014 No.5886774 File: 2.09 MB, 275x150, 0b772f5484.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5886728 >Bite into a Snickers bar >There's a 10 pack of disposable Bic shaving razors inside, the package is still sealed

Anonymous Wed Oct 15 13:56:43 2014 No.5886819
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My parents always got a big bag of this shit.

I guess it was aight though cause we lived in a rural area and no one ever trick our treated our house. I guess they just wanted an excuse to buy a bag of candy, but if that's the case why such a shitty bag of candy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 16:59:41 2014 No.5887281 >Not making your own candy stuff to give to faggot kids and let them taste your sweet skills

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 17:01:30 2014 No.5887290 >>5882162 >one of us got jumped for their candy where do u live

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