/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5862670]

Breakfast ck, you?

[Anonymous No.5862673]

water

;_;

[Anonymous No.5862677]

>>5862670
>raw toast
No thanks

[Anonymous No.5862681]

>>5862677
>raw toast

u clever girl u

[Anonymous No.5862692]

Coffee and BBQ Krunchers

[Anonymous No.5862699]

>>5862677
I don't have a toaster so I had to do them quickly under the grill, though definitely not for long enough. I was hungry though and eggs don't take long, was still crispy at least.

I had this on Saturday when I had more time, I love poached eggs.

[Anonymous No.5862709]

[Anonymous No.5862713]

A couple shitty "session" IPAs.

[Anonymous No.5862771]

Don't judge me I'm poor

[Anonymous No.5862779]

>>5862670

Several cups of black coffee and whatever my daughter doesn't eat from her breakfast.

[Anonymous No.5862793]

>>5862771

This post made me sad

[Anonymous No.5862796]

Three taquitos, a beer, and sip of monster green. Breakfast of champions. I had to and have made a nice batch of chili.

I wont eat it today, it's in the refrigerator right now and will be ready later tomorrow, maybe the next day.

It needs cilantro but was plain out, so winged it so to speak.

A can of monster green will last me days if I'm into drinking it. It goes well with beer.

[Anonymous No.5862802]

>>5862670
WA LA

breakfast

[Anonymous No.5862803]

Garauntee the pic is sideways or upside down.

[Anonymous No.5862824]

>>5862670
Some left over butternut squash I roasted the other day, and a few cups of black coffee.

[Anonymous No.5862868]

>>5862793
he's not poor

he's lazy

he can afford internet and a camera that takes 1170x1646 pics

[Anonymous No.5862991]

>>5862771
Looks delicious.

[Anonymous No.5862997]

>>5862803
yo those hashbrowns are huge

god damn im high right now

[Anonymous No.5863008]

>>5862796
You don't just call it monster?.

[Anonymous No.5863013]

>>5862803
Looks delicious.

[Anonymous No.5863593]

>>5862868
Meh, he can't even afford hotdog buns or cheese. That sounds poor to me

>>5863008
>Tonight I'm having a can of Monster Green to accompany my meal

>>5862803
Looks good but i'd cook the bacon a little more and maybe less potatoes and some sauce or something.


I wish I could have a hotel breakfast buffet right now, one of my favourite things about going on holiday. Nothing better for a hangover

[Anonymous No.5863612]

>>5862677
>raw toast

[Anonymous No.5863639]

>>5863612

[Anonymous No.5863807]

>>5862771
prison-tier sausage, would not eat.

[Anonymous No.5864179]

>>5862699
looks good

>>5863593
I always just pig the fuck out on hash browns and chipolatas whenever I'm at a western breakfast buffet. I never understand the people that go for the salads/fruit

[Anonymous No.5865208]

HOW DIFFICULT IS IT TO SPREAD FUCKING BUTTER ON TOAST

[Anonymous No.5865218]

>>5865208
just realized toast is untoasted

who the fuck eats raw toast with warm butter spread on it. what a fucking asshole

[Anonymous No.5865222]

>raw toast
That's bread you fucker.

Toasting is the process. You wouldn't call a steak 'raw grilled' would you?

[Borneo No.5865224]

>be ill
>take day off work
>sleep in and cook a leisurely breakfast
worth being sick for

[Anonymous No.5865235]

>>5865224
I may do this tomorrow morning. I wouldn't be up at 5 AM if I wasn't sick as a dog.

Some milk-heavy tea would be nice.

[Borneo No.5865255]

>>5865235
ay, 50/50 ratio of tea to milk is perfect

[Anonymous No.5865256]

Gonna have me some pancakes!

[Anonymous No.5865257]

>>5865255
Agreed.

I just wish I had some apple pie around. But then again that might just make my stomach worse. At least I have homemade beef stock and noodles around.

[Anonymous No.5865272]

>>5865224
Whats that to the right of your plate? Next to the banana? I like the eggs but wish you had some toast or something alongside the eggs.

THat thing in your teacup is super kawaii

[Borneo No.5865286]

>>5865272
white chocolate mousse with raspberry compote, the compote was too overwhelming for the mousse

thanks, her name is Fuchiko

[Anonymous No.5865369]

Eggs in Purgatory
First time cooking them, were delish.

[Anonymous No.5865372]

I eat essentially this every day, I mix up the cereal types a bit and sometimes swap out the fiber bar for yogurt but that's it.

[Anonymous No.5865375]

>>5865369

Is that what they're calling shakshouka these days to avert allegations of terrorism?

I love shakshouka actually, haven't had it for ages, so I may well have it for my tea. Nice one, anon.

[Anonymous No.5865378]

>>5865369
You mean Shakshouka?

[Anonymous No.5865379]

>>5865375
no problem
>>5865378
but i've never heard of Shakshouka

[Anonymous No.5865385]

>>5865379
>Shakshouka

Eggs poached in a spiced tomato sauce m80. Favoured food of arabs and jews, although I dare say they get a bit warry about recipes.

[Anonymous No.5865392]

>>5865385
fair enough, i assume the tomatoes would be spiced differently, i just used a chili, garlic, oregan and basil although i feel i could have improved the spice choice somehow

[Anonymous No.5865398]

a nice juicy pear

[Anonymous No.5865428]

>>5862670
Chips and dip. To be specific, plain ruffles and french onion helluva good dip.

[Anonymous No.5865434]

>>5865428
Almost the same, here. Tostidos Creamy Spinach dip and the tostidos dunk chip things. And narcotics, of course

[Anonymous No.5865443]

Breakfast consists of coffee and Grizzly wintergreen, feels good to be a hick.

[Anonymous No.5865452]

>>5865224
>ricer laptop

0/10

[Anonymous No.5865453]

>>5862803

foot in the photo 3/10

[Anonymous No.5865456]

>>5862670

OP, can you go into detail how you made those eggs please?

[Anonymous No.5865457]

>>5865392

>i feel i could have improved the spice choice somehow

yeah, if you'd put some cumin in there, you'd have shakshouka lol.

[Anonymous No.5865460]

>>5865224

What the fuck is up with that sausage, dude?

Also, are you people really eating at your computer desks? that's just fucking wrong.

[Anonymous No.5865496]

>>5865434
>narcotics
What kind?

[Borneo No.5865505]

>>5865452
>not being able to play video games in the dark
ok pleb

>>5865460
It's a smoked sausage and very tasty. I eat at my computer desk all the time, I cover my keyboard with a piece of paper so it doesn't get dirty. Not sure what you perceive to be wrong with this.

[Anonymous No.5865507]

>>5865496
Just hydrocodone 10mg. Going to get upgraded tomorrow, hopefully.

[Anonymous No.5865582]

>>5865505
>Not sure what you perceive to be wrong with this.

>cook food
>allegedly appreciate said food
>slump in your computer chair shovelling said food into your mouth while gawping at a monitor

No, nothing wrong with that at all, I assume that's what all the bons vivants of history did.

Eat at a table and pay attention to your food you fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.5865592]

>>5865457
Ťoůçλe

[Anonymous No.5865670]

>>5862670
dem eggs look narsty op

[Anonymous No.5865682]

>>5865582
>pay attention to your food

top fucking kek at /ck/ elitism, jfc

[Borneo No.5865690]

>>5865582
>Eat at a table and pay attention to your food you fat fuck.
don't forget to take off your fedora lol nerd

[Anonymous No.5865692]

>>5865682
>>5865690

>eating at a table
>elitism

I thought you people liked food and dining? there's nothing elitist about eating at a table.

eating in front of the TV means you're not paying attention to your food, which often leads to over-eating, and always means you're not actually appreciating what you're eating.

You can call it elitism if you want, but it just shows you're starting from a very low baseline of culinary appreciation.

you can post some fedora pictures now if you want to and it eases your insecurities. I'll start you off.

[Anonymous No.5865696]

>>5865692
Do you sit at the table by yourself in complete silence while you eat?

[Anonymous No.5865700]

>>5865696

No, I usually sit with my wife, or with friends. If I am on my own then yeah, I guess I sit silently, or I talk to the dog or whatever. It's not mad to talk to your dog, I don't care what anyone says.

[Anonymous No.5865714]

I wish I could eat eggs for breakfast, but they make me gag. Just the smell off cooked eggs make me leave the room.

I eat oatmeal with honey, peanut butter and a banana most of the time. Or I'll dice an apple and toss it in a frying pan with some brown sugar and cinnamon instead of the banana and honey.

[Anonymous No.5865718]

>>5865692
It's fucking eggs and ham you chucklefuck teenager. I'm not so autistic that I can't watch TV and eat without overeating, wtf?

What are portion sizes???

[Anonymous No.5865720]

>>5865372

So many things wrong with this post

[Borneo No.5865724]

>>5865692
Is a computer desk not a table? I stopped eating off cardboard boxes once I got a job.

>>5865692
>eating in front of the TV means you're not paying attention to your food, which often leads to over-eating, and always means you're not actually appreciating what you're eating.
is this the grandma i never had, i never make more than I need

[Anonymous No.5865725]

>>5865692
>culinary appreciation

you're not fucking eating a painting holy shit

go pay $200 a meal at that shitty restaurant you always like if you want to "culinary appreciate" food that will end up as shit the following morning

food is sustenance, not something to be elitist about

oh yeah, i suspect you're a very controlling father; good luck with that, buddy ol' pal. i'm sure people love you.

[Anonymous No.5865742]

>>5862670
NOTHING.
I'm on a 12 hour fast because I have an appointment later for medical lab work, so all I can have is water until then. But I will be stopping for something to eat immediately after I leave the lab.

[Anonymous No.5865760]

>>5865725

How does it feel being poor and completely devoid of any sense of culture? I imagine its a much simpler life....

[Anonymous No.5865775]

>>5865760
I get cultured as fuck when I'm eating eggs on toast while watching NCIS:LA in front of my computer.

[Anonymous No.5865778]

>>5865760
jesus christ this superiority complex

go to that rich cooking forum if this place is too plebeian for you

[Anonymous No.5865983]

>>5862670
mine

[Anonymous No.5865989]

>>5862670
looks like you fucked up your omelet bro.

[Anonymous No.5865997]

>>5865670
Who the hell starts eating a banana from the middle?

[Anonymous No.5866003]

>>5865983
I want to cook for you poor assholes but I hate you all.

[Anonymous No.5866021]

>>5865997
Looks like they cut off a bruise

[Anonymous No.5866026]

>>5865997
satanists

[Anonymous No.5866320]

>>5862699

fukken saved to remind me to make it myself.

[Anonymous No.5866401]

>>5862771
that's no excuse

[Anonymous No.5866415]

>>5865224
welp, you're never going to stop being sick if you eat like that. me thinks you got the food pyramid upside down

[Anonymous No.5866456]

>>5862677
>not enjoying an old toast on the cob

U w0t

[Anonymous No.5866554]

look at all these fat fucks eating bacon and eggs every morning for breakfast? haven't you savages ever heard of just eating some freshly toasted baguette with jam and butter and a cup of coffee?

[None !2fiREZiSTw No.5866565]

>>5866554

Yeah, I alter breakfast. Eggs and toast with maybe ham or turkey sausage then the next day, oatmeal with flax and goji berries and banana. Eggs and sausage erry day is too much cholesterol for my body at my age.

[Anonymous No.5866571]

>>5866554
Go be a faggot somewhere else

[Anonymous No.5866579]

>>5862670
>2014
>still eating breakfast

plebs

[Anonymous No.5866583]

>>5866554
What is that? A breakfast for fairies? That's about enough calories to take a shower and get dressed.

[Anonymous No.5866604]

>>5866583
i'm european. it's not common to eat a lot for breakfast. you eat something small and then eat a larger lunch

[Anonymous No.5866622]

>>5866604
It's because you lazy fucks have no concept of what working is.

[Anonymous No.5866627]

>>5866622
are you a cattle driver?

[Anonymous No.5866637]

>>5866627
They don't let cattle drive in in America, fucko.

[Anonymous No.5866645]

>>5866637
Interesting. Some of the best drivers in Asia are cows.

[Anonymous No.5866659]

>Woke up
>Someone else left pile of dirty dishes on the stove
>Clean up after them
>Decide to have bacon and eggs
>Bacon frying away in the pan
>Open fridge
>No eggs
>No problem, I guess I can just have a grilled cheese and bacon sandwich
>No bread
>No cheese
>All we have left are bagels that smell like they've been sitting in a freezer for months
>Just eat 3 pieces of bacon for breakfast

[Anonymous No.5866663]

>>5865725
>food is sustenance, not something to be elitist about
Why are you on /ck/ then ? Also you sound boring.

[Anonymous No.5866672]

How do you get eggs like that?
Do you scramble them a certain way? some technique while they're in the pan? I've always wondered because my scrambled eggs always just look like a scrambled fried egg

[Anonymous No.5866677]

>>5866672
scramle eggs in bowl then add to pan, you box of rocks

[Anonymous No.5866679]

>>5866672
inb4 that vid

[Anonymous No.5866684]

>>5866672
Scramble them in a bowl before you put them in the pan

[Anonymous No.5866758]

>>5866672
use one of these spatulas instead of a normal spatula
mix em up in a bowl before you put them in the pan, also add a tiny bit of milk for increased fluffiness

[Anonymous No.5866765]

or save the washing up and break them down in the pan since it makes no difference

[Anonymous No.5866768]

>>5862670
>scrambled egss
>square, more likely to break, plate
>a mac

disgusting

[Anonymous No.5866934]

>>5865456
Sure. I whisked the eggs in a bowl (3 eggs) with a dollop of cream then adding a knob of butter once I was happy with the consistency. Next I poured the mixture onto a heated buttered skillet and folded/broke apart the solidifying egg constantly with my spatula until cooked, then added salt/pepper

If you don't have cream you can add milk as >>5866758 said, I like adding it as it lightens the egg. I also sometimes mix in some grated cheese for cheesy scrambled egg

>>5866554
I'm actually quite athletic, I just don't like cold breakfasts and structure my breakfast intake as such. Isimply don't feel I get the energy I need in the mornings at work with just a slice of toast and some cereal. Also eggs are hardly unhealthy, so fuck off troll

>>5866659
depressing

[Anonymous No.5867733]

>>5866554

>fat fucks
>eating protein

come on anon

>europoors have to eat carb loaded dogshit loaves of bread smeared with margerine and hfcs for meals

kop tek

[Anonymous No.5867777]

>>5862699
dat runny yolk

[Anonymous No.5867792]

>>5866672

look up gordon ramsays method for frying eggs on youtube saved many a co/ck/s

[Anonymous No.5868390]

>>5867792
He basically whisks scrambled eggs in a saucepan non stop at low heat doesn't he? I tried it once but the consistency was too runny for me to enjoy, though they were quite tasty I guess

[Anonymous No.5868407]

>>5862670

Just had a bacon and grilled tomato baguette with some scrambled eggs. Twas goood

[Anonymous No.5868425]

>>5862699
I really need to buy some eggs and bread so I can get that shit going.

also those fukken eggs hhnngghhh <3

[Anonymous No.5868433]

an apple pie bagel and some flavored butter. bretty good

[Anonymous No.5868436]

>>5867777
>>5868425
3 mins 20 seconds in boiling water seems to be the perfect time for me to get them to that level of runniness

[Anonymous No.5868794]

>>5868436
do you use vinegar in the water? that's always been the trick for me

[Anonymous No.5868811]

>>5868390
I think the on and off of the heat, the butter at the beginning and the creme fraiche or similar at the end are vital for the method. Also, if you find they turn out top runny just cook them more?

I also enjoy the Food Wishes method for faster, meatier scrambled eggs.

[Anonymous No.5868862]

>>5866554

no bacon, eggs. protein faggot. for the guy who doesn't like looking away when some douchebag cuts him off at an intersection and wants to fight about it

[Anonymous No.5868907]

>>5865582
dude, do you have severe autism or something? you're getting pissed at someone you don't even know on a food board for eating at their computer desk.

[Anonymous No.5868911]

>>5865692
Holy shit you are probably the most retarded person i have seen on here. he's eating eggs and a hot dog, what the fuck does he have to "pay attention"to or "appreciate" ?

[Anonymous No.5868916]

>>5868907

Not the guy you're replying to, but it's called basic table manners, not autism.

[Anonymous No.5869193]

>>5868794
Yes, I add some vinegar to the water. I'm not really 100% sure what it does but they definitely turn out better with it

>>5865460
I eat at my desk because I live alone and theres no point to eat outside unless I have guests over. I like to watch TV when I eat too but I usually do that on my desktop

[Anonymous No.5869203]

>>5869193
makes the white curl faster on the outside

[Anonymous No.5869537]

chopped up McIntosh apple in old fashioned oatmeal with some pumpkin spice and coffee with a splash of whole milk..so warm and cozy c: I love this time of year