Angry Vegan

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Angry Vegan Anonymous Mon Oct 6 09:53:54 2014 No.5859484 [Reply] [Original]

>Every sunday i like to smoke some ribs and make steaks with friends
>sit in a lawnchair and drink beer to the sweet smokey scent
>angry neighbors just moved in, a vegan mom and her 3 pale skinny offspring
>one particular evening 4 hours into to my smoking the neighbor lady comes out and starts screaming over the fence that the smell is making her children sick
>tell her theres nothing i can do about it, and i go back to sitting with my buddy
>20 minutes later a police officer shows up about a neighborhood disturbance
>the bitch called the police on me
>explain the situation, the officer leaves
>i go back inside to get the butcher paper to finish off the the ribs and as i come back shes on the other side of the fence with a hose watering down my smoker
>screams at me about im no better than a murderer and next time she's going to call the fire department

tl:dr how would you deal with this person

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 09:56:41 2014 No.5859486 check my crazy ass into an asylum >this is a fantasy

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 09:57:16 2014 No.5859489 >>5859484 Normalfags: the picture

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 09:57:26 2014 No.5859491 >>5859484 Call the police on her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 09:58:35 2014 No.5859492 >>5859484 Wake up from my dream

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 10:03:12 2014 No.5859496 >>5859489 >>>/r9k/ you autistic virgin

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 10:08:12 2014 No.5859501 >>5859484 >never happened

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 10:14:36 2014 No.5859511
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>>5859484
you have 2 options OP 1:keep doing what your doing just move your smoker out of hose range, if she keeps calling the cops etc she will get fined for wasting the municipalities time on false complaints
option 2: burn her house down with her in it

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 10:18:35 2014 No.5859516 2/10

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 10:19:13 2014 No.5859518

Smoke erryday. Set up three or five grills in your yard and cook some fine meats every morning, noon and night, in all weathers and at all times of year. Put a slow cooker full of pulled pork in your window with a desk fan blowing the scent towards her house. On your next birthday hold a 'slaughter your own steak' party and fill your whole neighbourhood with the screams of dying livestock and the satisfying sizzle of beef fat. Leave jerky under her doormat and/or give it to her kids so she can smell it on them. and so on

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 10:20:16 2014 No.5859521

>>5859484
I would ignore her.

Let her call the cops and the fire department all she wants, you're doing nothing illegal. The cops and fire dept will catch on to that and will eventually issue a citation to her for wasting their time, perhaps even give her a bill for misusing public services.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 10:30:02 2014 No.5859540 >>5859484 you have a great imagination op!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 10:33:38 2014 No.5859545 >>5859540 >>5859516 >>5859501 >>5859492 >>5859486 Vegans?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 10:34:19 2014 No.5859546 >>5859545 Ebin

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 10:34:32 2014 No.5859547 >>5859521 This Eventually the cops will stop actually responding to her at which point you sneak over to her house and kill her

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 10:37:11 2014 No.5859549 >>5859484 I would turn things up a few notches, OP A few notches indeed

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 10:41:33 2014 No.5859552 >>5859491 >>5859518 >>5859547 >>5859549 Oh Anon. Don't you know that violence begets violence and an eye for an eye makes everyone blind? Meet her on a personal level and let her see that you're not a monster.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 10:41:34 2014 No.5859553 Smoke all the veges you can get your hands on and invite her over. Become friends and be happy. Months later, murder her children and you will no longer be suspect number one. 11/10 making me reply.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 10:46:34 2014 No.5859555 >>5859552 You can't negotiate with vegan terrorists. No, the nuclear option is the only course of action here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 10:49:20 2014 No.5859558 File: 82 KB, 768x768, 1411692569519.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5859484 rape her and also save those children from her insanity

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 10:51:00 2014 No.5859560 >>5859484 Let her call the fucking fire department.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 10:56:27 2014 No.5859566 >>5859484 Call the police for destruction of property and sue her to get a even better smoker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 10:58:10 2014 No.5859568 File: 121 KB, 620x823, indyjonestempleofdoom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do your smoking wearing one of these while sitting quietly and watching her children play

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 11:00:20 2014 No.5859573 >>5859545 Not even.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 11:03:00 2014 No.5859575 women are retards. either fuck them, or ignore them. it really is that simple.

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 11:03:04 2014 No.5859576

Get a bunch of cheap ass bologna and throw the slices all over the cunts yard and roof of the house.

Also, get a bunch of cheap hot dogs and chop them into little bits and throw them all over the place so it will take for fucking ever to pick them all up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 11:05:09 2014 No.5859578 >>5859576 No, just don't. She may be a psycho, but that is no t the way to go. Don't steep down to her levels.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 11:10:09 2014 No.5859583 File: 713 KB, 1632x1224, inb4_reaction_formation(1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 11:11:40 2014 No.5859586 >>5859566 you know you've found the jew in the thread when they make the best suggestion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 11:12:52 2014 No.5859588 >get brown paper bag >take to bathroom >fill bag with faeces >roll bag up >place bag outside angry neighbours front door >set on fire >???????? >PROFIT

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 11:13:58 2014 No.5859590 >>5859575 sounds like your beta ass has only had the opportunity to associate with stupid women :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 11:16:11 2014 No.5859592 >>5859590 >> :^) i dont think so. fucked 30+. you lose, beta.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 11:17:19 2014 No.5859595 >>5859484 >Today on "things that didn't happen"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 11:37:32 2014 No.5859625 >>5859592 low-level humans mate with low-level humans. the number of low-level humans is irrelephant.

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 11:44:00 2014 No.5859638

>>5859553
>Smoke all the veges you can get your hands on

Ignore the rest of this post, just do this, OP. Smoke a bunch of non-meat items and wait for her to flip her shit and call the cops. At that point, reveal that you weren't even smoking meat and make her look REALLY stupid.

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 11:45:14 2014 No.5859641

Sure it's /b/ and /r9k/ levels of retarded up in this thread.

OP, if you're actually dealing with this, just move the smoker out of house range. Failing that, build a simple shield around it with plywood our something to keep it from getting wet.

Be as polite as possible whenever she confronts you, and I'd she calls the police again, calmly explain the situation to them, and tell them if she's been attempting to ruin your smoker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 11:46:42 2014 No.5859645 >>5859625 false. clearly you are not a male, yet presume your feminine bias to be universal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 11:47:00 2014 No.5859649 File: 308 KB, 546x700, 1411499158677.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5859590 >beta > :^) You dont belong here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 11:47:22 2014 No.5859650 >>5859590 >intelligent women heehee you funny guy

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 13:36:04 2014 No.5859869 but what if she was worried about the smoke, and not the stuff that you've been smoking?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 13:50:03 2014 No.5859885 >>5859547 even better, the cops might charge her with fraudulent call or whatever it's called

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 13:58:08 2014 No.5859896 >>5859484 >buy industrial fan >get 10 smokers

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 14:06:50 2014 No.5859911

>>5859484
Not a vegan but Jesus fucking Christ, if I had to deal with a stank-ass toxic cloud flooding my property for 8 hours every weekend, I'd be pissed too. That's just fucking nasty and inconsiderate OP. Like many inconsiderate things you can do to your neighbor, it's probably legal, but it's what makes you a shitty neighbor and shitty person. If you want to do multihour smoking on a regular basis, you should rent suitably sized or industrial property to do it on, install a pollution filtration system, or build a tall smokestack so you're not blasting your neighbors with your stench (zoning laws permitting).

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 14:11:00 2014 No.5859922 >>5859911 >vegan detected

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 14:11:21 2014 No.5859924 >>5859911 Not op, but you're a fucking moron. He pays taxes for his property, he can do whatever the fuck he wants within the legal limits. Obviously that vegan bitch is nuts to have sprayed his property down and calling the cops.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 14:11:40 2014 No.5859925 >>5859911 >I had to deal with a stank-ass toxic cloud flooding my property for 8 hours every weekend >a stank-ass toxic cloud >not a vegan Your word choice gives you away. You are no better than the JIDF posting their images labeled in hebrew moonrunes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 14:11:47 2014 No.5859926 >>5859484 First: >tl:dr I don't think you know how that works, OP. Second: >smoke some brisket >set up video camera facing fence >bitch hoses smoker down >call police >have her charged with destruction of property

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 14:13:46 2014 No.5859931 Just move the smoker out of hose range and ignore her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 14:16:07 2014 No.5859941 >>5859484 That didn't happen

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 14:16:53 2014 No.5859944

>>5859911
You've obviously never used a smoker before.

They put out very little smoke, and if you're doing it right, you're only actually making smoke with it for the first hour or two.

After that you just get the mouth-wateringly delicious scent of cooking meat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 14:35:00 2014 No.5859987 >>5859484 you, of course, called the cops on her for destruction of property, yes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 14:39:48 2014 No.5860001 >as i come back shes on the other side of the fence with a hose watering down my smoker call the cops on her. she's destroying your property and making false claims to the police. is this some kind of /b/ raid?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 14:39:59 2014 No.5860002 >>5859987 It. Didn't. Happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 14:46:09 2014 No.5860024 >>5860002 I've had similar happen to me, so if your only 'evidence' about this story being fake is that you think it to be far-fetched, then you really need to get out more. And stop calling people racist when they complain about gypsies

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 14:47:50 2014 No.5860029 File: 186 KB, 600x400, police_typical cop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5859484 >how would you deal with this person Call the cops.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 14:48:05 2014 No.5860033 >>5860002 As an ec-cop, it's very much plausible

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 14:49:47 2014 No.5860039 >>5860033 ex, faggots

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 14:51:52 2014 No.5860042

Do what you do.

She can only call 911 for no reason so many times before the cops and fire department stop taking her seriously.

Don't get passive aggressive. You can't give her any real proof that you're antagonizing her.

Set up a lawn umbrella to keep her from shooting water on your shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 15:28:37 2014 No.5860135 >>5859583 Why are those dogs so big?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 15:32:32 2014 No.5860149 >>5860135 Native americans call horse "big dogs"

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 15:33:05 2014 No.5860150

>>5859484
Stand your ground. That hose pipe could take your skin clean off. You had no choice but to defend yourself.

It would be better on her kids too. Hopefully their lack of protein so far hasn't fucked them over completely and doomed them to be skinny manlets for the rest of their lives.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 15:35:42 2014 No.5860159 >>5859484 Throw meat trimmings over the fence. The bloodier, the better. If questioned, tell her to fuck off.

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 15:39:39 2014 No.5860167

The next time you smoke some meat, make it a big family cookout with multiple smokers churning full blast constantly with multiple whole hogs on spits over an open fire coupled with multiple BBQ's.

It would be expensive, but you could ask your guests to bring something to add to the fires each.

Completely gas her out of her home with meaty goodness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 15:43:20 2014 No.5860177 Hold large block parties and get the neighborhood on your side. See if she's crazy enough to hose it down in front of everyone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 15:48:50 2014 No.5860188 Invite the cops in for extra next time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 15:50:25 2014 No.5860192 I would probably start yelling back at her, that tends to scare white females

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 15:54:06 2014 No.5860212 The average person doesn't know enough about nutrition to raise children on a vegan diet in a healthy manner. Get that child abuser arrested for trespassing, or some crap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 17:14:53 2014 No.5860433 File: 337 KB, 1260x729, bbq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5859545 I'd assume so. >>5859911 too >>5859566 This sounds an excellent idea

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 17:33:09 2014 No.5860468 File: 442 KB, 1280x960, yeahok.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5859911 >smoking meat >"stank-ass toxic cloud"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 17:37:05 2014 No.5860474 >>5859484 >shes on the other side of the fence with a hose watering down my smoker hahahah WREKT

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 17:42:07 2014 No.5860482 File: 3 KB, 125x120, 1372102056884s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5859583 mother of god, why are they so soft

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 17:45:13 2014 No.5860485 >>5859583 oh god cows can be so cute

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 17:49:41 2014 No.5860493
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>>5859583
cows are pretty fucking cute.
and pretty fucking tasty.
>tfw grew up on farm
>tfw freezer full of every kind of delicious cut you could imagine
>tfw hugged a cow and thanked it for being so tasty when i was 6

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 17:51:31 2014 No.5860501 >>5859583 I wonder if cute cows taste better then ugly ones?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 17:53:39 2014 No.5860507 File: 40 KB, 550x369, Hereford_bull_large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5860501 all cows are cute. all cows are tasty. therefore all cows taste best

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 17:57:33 2014 No.5860513 File: 19 KB, 350x250, 14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5860507 clearly, that's not true. However I think we should start murdering the cutest cow we can find for a taste test and science.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 18:04:10 2014 No.5860521 >>5860513 >now eating belgian blue bulls >not absorbing their gains like mad

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 18:12:21 2014 No.5860533

>>5859484
>>i go back inside to get the butcher paper to finish off the the ribs and as i come back shes on the other side of the fence with a hose watering down my smoker
>>screams at me about im no better than a murderer and next time she's going to call the fire department
why didnt your friend stop her?

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 18:16:26 2014 No.5860541

>>5859484
>Haven't done anything illegal
>Half the thread suggests antagonizing her and harassing her which is illegal

Don't ask 4chan for advice on anything involving other people. Too many people on here are as unnecessarily confrontational as she is.

But like others have suggested, just ignore her, if she harasses you to the point you're uncomfortable or she is damaging your property, call the police. Don't sue her, you won't make any money. The best thing to do is make it harder for her to spray your smoker, umbrellas, etc... I know it's maddening but some people just hate everyone who isn't like them and can't really be changed. See this thread for evidence.

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 18:20:01 2014 No.5860547

You can do a few things if you really want to fuck with her.

1. Call child services about her depriving her children of vital nutrition. Probably won't go anywhere but the call alone is offensive.

2. Secretly feed her kids meat. Nothing could be better than having her think her kids are vegan when your secretly giving them some delicious smoked meat.

3. Move smoker away from hose range and get a locking gate to your yard/build up a tall fence.

4. If you like your other neighbors invite them all to a bring your own meat BBQ. Offer to do all the cooking all they have to do is bring their choice of meat, don't forget to invite the vegan as well. Enjoy a fun day of beer BBQ with your nice neighbors. And pissing the vegan off. If it goes well make it a weekly event

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 18:21:05 2014 No.5860551 Smuggling jerky to her children might be a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 18:27:00 2014 No.5860564 >>5860029 why is that tranny trying to eat his foot? trying to shake it off doesnt seem to be working, he needs to shoot it

>>	None !2fiREZiSTw Mon Oct 6 18:28:22 2014 No.5860568 File: 324 KB, 240x180, grinch-smile-o.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5860547 Secretly feed her kids meat

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 18:29:05 2014 No.5860571

>>5860547
>get a locking gate to your yard/build up a tall fence.

I actually wouldn't recommend this. Just move the smoker out of hose range.

If she enters his yard to try and do something to it, all the better for him. Then he can call the cops and be much more certain of getting a response. Trespassing is clearly a crime. Spraying a smoker with water isn't.

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 18:38:16 2014 No.5860596

>>5860541
Half the thread is vegansfags trying to get OP to incriminate himself.
There's nothing wrong with listening to 4chan, so long as you know how to recognize terrible advice.

The vegan has already broken the law by destroying your property, if you let it slide this time, make sure and goad her into doing it again so you can nail her with it next time.

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 18:49:14 2014 No.5860621

>>5860596
>goad her into doing it again so you can nail her with it next time.

See that's exactly what I was saying is terrible advice. "Get revenge," isn't advice, it'll just escalate things. Quit making this into a political battle. It's just some crazy lady being crazy. Goading her into doing something can be considered antagonization and this whole issue is such a grey area that he's just going to get himself into legal battles that'll be costlier than a smoker that he would have to prove was destroyed, which hoses don't do, and it's all around stupid to get into.

So yes, you're being unnecessarily confrontational and giving terrible advice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 19:09:18 2014 No.5860669 >>5860621 p.s. I hate meat

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 19:17:34 2014 No.5860687 I would have let it slide until the hose came out. She should get a nice cut of meat in her mailbox every week from now on.

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 19:25:23 2014 No.5860703

>>5859484
>shes on the other side of the fence with a hose watering down my smoker
How the fuck did you not call the cops on her for destruction of personal property? Hell if you had friends over they're witnesses. Even if no one was over the previous cop that came by can testify that she's a loon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 19:42:25 2014 No.5860755 >>5859484 water her kids

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 19:44:13 2014 No.5860758 my neighbors rabbits gave my dogs flees so I fed my dogs their rabbits

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 19:54:36 2014 No.5860788 >>5859484 have a video thing set up when you cook meat outside, and cook meat outside every day. dont try to reason with it. just cook meat and when she yells at you just stare at her while you eat

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 19:58:16 2014 No.5860794 >>5860687 >wasting meat

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 20:04:20 2014 No.5860802 >>5859484 >tl:dr how would you deal with this person >record your next bbq >get video evidence of her being batshit

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 20:10:58 2014 No.5860818 you are disturbing her environment with your smoking. You shouldn't do that. Smoke is nasty and causes cancer and you are an asshole.

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 20:15:16 2014 No.5860831

>>5859484
>nearly 100 replies to this low quality b8

Come on people.

Some carnist got BTFO yesterday in the pescetarian thread after he tried to turn yet another thread into a veganism debate, and he was very butthurt. He then spammed about 6 of these threads in a 10 hour period.

Mods deleted most of them but apparently this one slipped through. You guys meanwhile utterly failed to do the right thing, which is to ignore shitposters.

Next time you're wondering why this board has gone to shit, you guys can all look at yourselves in the mirror.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 20:20:20 2014 No.5860845 keep being awesome videotape her next time she harasses you build up several hours of footage get restraining order force her to move

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 20:22:41 2014 No.5860850 >>5860831 >carnist You are the reason the board is shut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 20:25:58 2014 No.5860862 >>5859518 Had a chuckle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 20:25:59 2014 No.5860863 >>5860831 >carnist You are the reason the board is shit.

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 20:26:29 2014 No.5860866

>>5860850

Why? Because I'm willing and able to discuss things other than bacon bacon bacon and muh burgers?

I enjoy burgers and bacon, sometimes. What makes me a better poster is that I don't think they are exciting enough to make multiple threads per week about them. Fast food is boring. Steak is boring. How many species of plants and animals out there? Out of those, we have to talk about a few cuts of meat from just two of them, prepared in a very specific way?

And meanwhile you people have to fly off the handle when someone wants to talk about fish? Or legumes? Or, god forbid, beef that isn't factory farmed?

Why do you have so much hate for foods that aren't part of your epic mealtime approved list?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 20:46:58 2014 No.5860928 >>5860533 Because his imagination doesn't work like that

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 20:58:12 2014 No.5860962 >>5860669 >The only people that like meat are vengeful towards stupid people! You're a giant idiot

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 20:59:17 2014 No.5860965

Smoke something that smells like delicious meat, and when she tries to call you out on it, show her the fuck up "Look you useless slag, it's fucking jicima slices with pineapple! Fuck off!"

From now on, every time she accosts you, the restraining order you filed if you were smart will take care of the problem.

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 21:14:18 2014 No.5860997

>>5860831
>carnist
Vegan fag detected, why must you insist upon being wrong about everything? Carnist is one of the worst represtentations of a dietary style I've seen, we aren't a bitchy fag like you, we and most people who eat meat are omnivorous, yes timmy, that means we have a brain and consume both vegtables and meats, magic isn't it
4/10 I responded

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 21:17:55 2014 No.5861003 >>5860997 Typical carnist, no reading comprehension. See >>5860866 Eat less boigahs, a heap of cheap meat for every meal isn't "omnivorous".

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 21:20:48 2014 No.5861008 I would like some pics of OP's BBQ.

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 21:27:21 2014 No.5861019

>>5861003
>better poster
>he values his appearance on a image board for Chinese cartoons that features independent boards for shitposting, my little pony, and stormfags
>lol i in salted u by saying u liek tu eet lik a slab becus u lik tu et met
For the record, bacon is meh at best, faggot, and carnist isn't even a word, perhaps you need to check your vocabulary and stop spouting made up jargon from vegfag sites.
>few cuts of meat from just two of them prepared in a very specific way
Dear lord cleanse my soul, people enjoy something to the extent it is common, SUCH HERESY
>implying I don't enjoy fish or legumes and I don't purchase free range
You're gargling cocks at an unusual rate for fags of your type
>no reading comprehension
Nigger I didn't even read your waste of a post, I read your first one and responded specifically to that one, and that is all, faggot. Plus you didn't even mention that you eat meat, but I presumed you enjoyed cock of a large variety judging by your posting style
>hurr le bord is going to shit
Perhaps you are the problem, nigger.

1/10 I replied with slight discourse, try harder. It's obvious you're a vegan fag trying to pretend to be a omnivore

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 21:30:37 2014 No.5861027 >>5861019 >tl;dr Or take a vitamin pill if vegetables are icky, it's probably better than nothing

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 21:32:16 2014 No.5861031 >>5861027 >attention span of a five year old Man, that lack of meat really is fucking up your brain, might want to go get that checked out

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 21:34:19 2014 No.5861034 >>5861031 I had salmon for lunch. If you save up maybe you can know what it tastes like

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 21:35:27 2014 No.5861038 >>5861034 >implying salmon is expensive Wow, you really are a nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 21:37:07 2014 No.5861041 >>5861038 For you

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 21:37:59 2014 No.5861044 >>5861041 Was being a faggot part of your plan? ;^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 21:44:50 2014 No.5861058 >>5861044 Your sexual interest in me is not mutually felt, carnist-kun :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 21:46:13 2014 No.5861059 >>5861058 S-senpai pls ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 22:46:13 2014 No.5861266 >>5859484 Invite her over for the festivities. Tell her to bring her vegan shit for the grill. Make sure you invite her every week.

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 23:10:58 2014 No.5861333 [DELETED]

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>>5859484

>2014
>People still act like vegans are heretics
>Make up stories to try to demonize them because they know they can't insult them with anything factual
>Why am I on 4chan?
>Fuck this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 23:12:35 2014 No.5861337 >>5861333 Most of the shit positing is one person

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 23:16:29 2014 No.5861343 is carnist supposed to be insulting? that sounds pretty cool to me

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 23:23:45 2014 No.5861359

Be defensive, not aggressive. Don't escalate things with a crazy person. Just do your own thing and take defensive measures to protect your meat. Put a motion camera in your backyard to catch her when she eventually climbs over and wrecks your shit, then have her arrested.

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 23:27:11 2014 No.5861365

>>5861343
Carnist is basically what vegans call idiots who gloat about the suffering they're causing and suffer from extreme delusions and defensive mechanisms such as making up bullshit stories about some crazy vegan who either never existed, or are made to sound crazy through omitting information and skewing facts, not realizing anyone with more than half a brain would understand that even if it was true, it would be completely irrelevant and they're making absolutely no point. But since they have childish, simple minds, they believe they have convinced others to not take vegans seriously and thus reinforce their lack of responsibility through social approval.

Anonymous Tue Oct 7 01:36:39 2014 No.5861690

>>5861333
Are you that one vegan fag who uses the same fucking tumblr reaction image? Avatar fagging is bannable. Did you just greentext everything in your post, do you even know the context of greentext? Yeah, why is your pathetic tumblr ass on here anyways?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 7 01:40:08 2014 No.5861710 get some of those bacon christmas ornaments and put them all around your house

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 7 01:41:45 2014 No.5861718 Stuffed animals in your backyard i'm sure you can find some used taxidermy on craigslist real cheap

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 7 01:42:54 2014 No.5861731 File: 1.90 MB, 334x240, forveganviewingonly.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5860831 >carnist John?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 7 01:43:03 2014 No.5861733 >>5861718 expanding further on that, shit like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJfM23iChzs would really help too

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 7 01:48:01 2014 No.5861762 >>5861731 That guy is the only vegan I've ever heard of who has the immaturity and idiocy of your standard social network using meat eater. Congratulations, you found one of us with a level of insanity comparable to yours.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 7 01:53:14 2014 No.5861799 >>5861762 lel, false flagging much?

Anonymous Tue Oct 7 02:46:35 2014 No.5861992

I have a pretty good series of story's from living in a smallish town and being friends with hillbillys.
>have friend
>he has a pretty big slot of land but its shaped really odd
>narrows down near the back and is between two other property's only in the back
>No one lived on one side and the other side had chill as fuck people
>hot as Satan's taint summer day
>were chilling out by the creek behind his house
>decide to go swimming
>creek is pretty secluded and we were lazy so skinnydipping
>hear a gasp and kind of chuckle
>see suberban woman and her husband standing at the opposing fence to my friends back property
>awkward way to meet the new neighbors
>heres where the trouble begins
>the state we live in has pretty lax nudity laws especially on your own property
>they were a little creeped out by it but cant really do anything
>fastforward a few weeks
>friends raising pigs
>time to take them to slaughter
>like five of them
>we start putting them down and bringing them to his shop that's mostly open and gutting away
>just fucking shrieks of horror
>womans looking at us over the fence
>losing her shit
>runs into her house
>husband comes out
>starts screaming about murdering defenseless little things
>starts talking about how hes going to sue us for disturbing his wife
>lolwut
>they stay quiet but always spy over the WAIST HIGH FENCE acting like they are sly
>we have a party one night
>cooking a full pig on a spit over the fire
>smells amazing
>a bunch of people getting drunk standing around a roasting pig
>look over
>neighbors are recording it
>what in the fuck
>walk over
>they start freaking out and run inside
>about an hour later cops show up investigating a domestic disturbance
>fucking nothing came of that
>the next year
>friend gets more pigs
>calls me one night
>says his neighbors cut a hole in his fence and tried to steal the pigs
>he called the cops on them
>husband spent the night in jail
>he has a restraining order against them now
I have a few more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 7 03:43:17 2014 No.5862098 >>5860493 Thats adorable

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 7 04:01:11 2014 No.5862118 >>5861992 >I have a few more. Please, continue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 7 04:22:22 2014 No.5862159 >>5861992 I'm all ears.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 7 04:34:36 2014 No.5862177 >>5859518 >fill your whole neighbourhood with the screams of dying livestock My sides have attained terminal escape velocity

Anonymous Tue Oct 7 04:46:00 2014 No.5862192

>>5862118
stepped away for a bit.
>his restraining order is only land based, they cant come on his property AT ALL
>a few months after the restraining order
>we intentionally just fuck with them now every time we hang out
>friend put his grill against the fence but its butted up to the side of their house so they cant see it; but they can sure smell it
>the neighbors started putting signs up in their yard pointing to his house with sayings like "This man is a soulless murderer"
>they keep that shit up for months
>finally after someone freaked the fuck out on my friend he slapped them with a harassment lawsuit.
>fines out the ass
>forced to pay him a settlement
>builds a chicken coop right next to his grill AKA the side of their house
>fucking die laughing at the thought of them hearing chickens all fucking day and night.
>he gets more pigs
>after they are ready for slaughter
>slaughter happens
>they are just glaring daggers at us
>friend dumps some of the blood in the creek
>it washes down past their house
>they will for ever have blood on their lawn touching the creek
>they flip shit
>call the cops
>the blood was washed away before the cops got there so ONCE again they called the cops for "bullshit" and they were not happy
>apparently they arrested the wife
>not sure what happened to her since she was back the next time I went over for another huge bonfire cookout
>friend started drying rabbit and coyote hides on racks facing their house
>they try to sell their house and move
>no one wants to buy the house once they see the neighbors
>this gos on for a while
>eventually some one shows up on his door step
>an older lady
>its his OTHER neighbor
>she asks whats with all the dead animals in the backyard?
>we laugh and explain it to her
>she chuckles
>her exact words "that woman is a horrible cunt, I have seen her in the store and she never stops talking about her wonderful life on the east coast before moving to this shithole town"
apparently shes a real bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 7 05:21:16 2014 No.5862236 >>5859566 Seconded

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 7 05:25:03 2014 No.5862240 >>5859911 Did you think saying not a vegan would make people think you'te not a vegan? Because its clear you're one and never used a smoker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 7 05:27:33 2014 No.5862243 Invite her over and say you want to make up for all the trouble you've caused her, and give her soup made with real beef beefstock.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 7 05:29:27 2014 No.5862245 >>5860831 Good thing you ignored it too, smart vegan!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 7 05:42:00 2014 No.5862256 >>5859586 you know there's a jew in the thread when they assert that jews make the best suggestions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 7 06:27:19 2014 No.5862301 You obviously live in some USA shithole OP, just get yourself a rifle and sit on your porch with it, next time she says shit just point and the rifle and smile. Failing that go to her house and start strangling her kids

Anonymous Tue Oct 7 07:23:19 2014 No.5862359
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>>5859484
>Every sunday I like to smoke ribs and make steaks with friends
>Sit in lawnchair and drink beer to the sweet smokey scent
>Angry neighbors just moved in, a vegan mom and her 3 pale skinny offspring
>One particular evening 4 hours into my smoking the neighbor lady comes out and starts screaming over the fence that the smell is making her children sick
>tell her theres nothing i can do about it, and i go back to sitting with my buddy
>my buddy says "dude wouldn't it be hilarious if she called the cops"
>i think it's pretty funny, we riff for a little while describing possible scenarios
>lady never bothers us again, but the story sounds funny in my head so I tell it to 4chan

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 7 07:30:04 2014 No.5862363 >>5859484 isn't there a law against people calling the cops on you without a reason?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 7 08:03:34 2014 No.5862398 >>5862363 yes, but giving you the benefit of the doubt is less effort.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 7 09:08:36 2014 No.5862474 >everyone thinking OP's story is true you're all mentally handicapped.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 7 09:24:26 2014 No.5862489 File: 69 KB, 400x400, yesyes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5859518

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 7 10:41:44 2014 No.5862604 >>5859484 I'm a vegetarian and even I think that bitch is crazy, time for more outdoor cooking, every kind of meat you can find

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 7 10:49:59 2014 No.5862620 >>5859592 quality, not quantity

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 7 13:47:50 2014 No.5862974 >>5861333 Why do cultists always assume everyone sees them as heretics instead of simply crazies?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 7 15:16:57 2014 No.5863179 >>5862474 >you're a retard to think that a believable thing that has happened before numerous times is a true story. You're as bad as that obese man that complained about an XXL-size jacket I sold him being too small

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 7 20:07:55 2014 No.5864051 >>5859575 >either fuck them, or ignore them You can't ignore them since they're obviously already ignoring you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 7 20:11:43 2014 No.5864065 >>5864051 BTFO T F O

Anonymous Tue Oct 7 20:13:25 2014 No.5864068

>>5860831
>carnist
Human ancestors were eating meat cooked before we came about. We've never existed without eating meat. Also, animals, while they have nerve endings, etc, cannot suffer the way we can.

TL;DR: Vegans should be force fed lard, gluten, and GMO, because they are massive faggots

Anonymous Tue Oct 7 20:46:13 2014 No.5864157

OP, exactly why the fuck couldn't you move the smoker elsewhere? You understand one does not have to be a vegan to dislike or have adverse reactions to smokers and "liquid smoke flavouring", right?

>>5859924
You sound like you don't understand what manners vs law is. Laws are there so we don't kill each other. Manners are there so we don't drive each other nuts.
>>5859925
Do you even know what smoke is? It's literally aerosol carcinogens.
>>5859944
>You're only actually making smoke with it for the first hour or two
Would you say the same shit to a guy loudly tuning his amp setup for his electric guitar? It only makes loud inappropriate noises for the first hour or two, then he'll play DRAGONFORCE and it'll be fine!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 8 15:31:17 2014 No.5866461 >>5860167 This. Roast whole pigs over open flames,with the faces towards her house.

Anonymous Wed Oct 8 23:25:41 2014 No.5867971

>>5864157
I imagine the guy's smoker was somewhere in the middle of his lawn. Like other anons have said, you must have never used a smoker before because it stops smoking after a while and just lets out the smell of delicious meat. I imagine his neighbor smelled the meat and flipped out because "its against muh lifestyle" and thus forced her shiteating ideas down his throat. She wasn't breathing in smoke, but the smell of delicious cooking food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 00:50:16 2014 No.5868125 >>5862192 heh

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 01:25:13 2014 No.5868184 >>5860571 Put a no trespassing sign on the gate and he can legally shoot her if she comes in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 21:29:06 2014 No.5870578 >>5859484 Your tl;dr is worthless

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 23:22:40 2014 No.5870861 >>5859484 >Went to school with vegan girl >Pale and weak as fuck How can parents to this to their kids, much less themselves?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 23:25:28 2014 No.5870872 >>5859911 If your barbecue is "stank-ass" I don't know what the fuck you're cooking

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 23:27:11 2014 No.5870877 >>5860547 >Secretly try to feed meat >Gets caught, mom claims child molestation

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 23:30:21 2014 No.5870882 >>5870877 > hey kids would like some delicious smoked meat?

Anonymous Fri Oct 10 00:21:57 2014 No.5871004

>>5859484
OP as someone raised by a psychotic uber vegan like this woman you described, I beg you for the children's sake to smuggle them some proper food. I can only imagine how much it tortures their starving guts to smell all that beautiful meat. Submitting your own body to a vegan diet is bad enough, forcing it on a kid is straight up abuse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 00:43:19 2014 No.5871051 >>5862192 I would be your neighbor. Would probably bother you to go dear hunting with me though.

Anonymous Fri Oct 10 04:40:03 2014 No.5871420

>>5859511
>keep doing what your doing just move your smoker out of hose range, if she keeps calling the cops etc she will get fined for wasting the municipalities time on false complaints

This is a good course of action, she'll just have to live with a murderer as her neighbor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 07:10:20 2014 No.5871597 >>5859911 Obviously not from Texas.

Anonymous Fri Oct 10 07:26:35 2014 No.5871613

>>5862363

Filing a false police report.

One time I went with a friend to his ex-wife's house so he could see his daughter for his scheduled visitation.

The guy's ex-wife was the type who completely hated every ex she ever had. Once they had broken up, she would do everything she possibly could as punishment.

When we got to her house, she called the police and reported two people trying to break into her house. We went back to his pickup and waited. Before long, there were four police cars there with their lights on.

They spent a long time talking to her and one of them finally motioned for the friend of mine. He got out and talked to them a few minutes. Once they found out it was a domestic dispute between a divorced couple over visitation, they chewed her out for making a false police report. I think they threatened to arrest her if she ever did that again. We were, of course, free to go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 07:34:47 2014 No.5871628 Be ready to spray her ass back with a fucking firehose if she ever tries that shit again...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 09:22:04 2014 No.5871765 >>5871051 >go dear hunting with me "Hello dear, meet our new neighbor." BANG! BANG! "You're a good dear hunter."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 11:08:03 2014 No.5872003 >>5860831 Funny how you talk about shitposting while your post isnt far from that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 11:24:41 2014 No.5872039 >>5871765 chuckled

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 17:00:41 2014 No.5872854 >>5859625 Low level humans also have difficulty spelling

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 17:06:52 2014 No.5872868 >>5859484 Get a restraining order on her. Make sure that she is not allowed anywhere near you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 17:25:10 2014 No.5872906 >>5859641 Get video

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