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[/alck/ No.5852692]

Bourbon or Irish tonight bros?

[Anonymous No.5852698]

Bourbon. It's cheaper, smoother, and tastes better. Usually.

[Anonymous No.5852699]

>whiskey

[Anonymous No.5852700]

>>5852692
I'm drowning in Fireball and some juice tonight.

[Anonymous No.5852705]

>>5852699
>>5852700
>sequential dubs
Looks like we'll be blessed with another long /alck/ general.

[Anonymous No.5852715]

>>5852692

[Anonymous No.5852729]

>>5852699
>fedora
>>>/youtube/reportoftheweek/

[Anonymous No.5852731]

>>5852699
Whiskey is fedoracore now? SHIT. Now I'll have to become a nigger and get a taste for Hennessy.

[Anonymous No.5852739]

>>5852731
>admitting to pretend to like whiskey

[Anonymous No.5852742]

>>5852692
Bourbon.

[Anonymous No.5852744]

>>5852692
Rye

[Anonymous No.5852778]

>>5852739

[Anonymous No.5852807]

>>5852699
>>5852739

>One of the most popular liquors in the world is fedora

Can we just start permabanning anybody who uses this strawman

[Anonymous No.5852814]

>>5852807
>strawman

[Anonymous No.5852815]

>>5852739
>YFW

[Anonymous No.5852819]

Gonna be drunk and alone tonight again

[Anonymous No.5852834]

>>5852819
cry more

[Anonymous No.5852841]

Bourbon. It's what a real Kentucky Gentleman drinks.

[Anonymous No.5852843]

>all the fedora shitposting in this thread
Take your memes back to [s4s].

Anyways getting ready to hit up the bar tonight. Hopefully I'll find a qt to talk to...
I'll probably just end up sitting alone at the rail as always though ;_;

[Anonymous No.5852924]

>>5852843
Is that you, Jose Suicidio?

[Anonymous No.5853192]

>>5852692
neither, but close enough to irish I guess

[Anonymous No.5853246]

>>5852692
meditation and give AA a shot
smoke some bud

[Anonymous No.5853256]

Irish, like a true sir! Not that muggle plebeian filth that is bourbon!

[Anonymous No.5853263]

>>5852692
both. duh

[Anonymous No.5853266]

Started the night with a couple gin and tonics, followed up with a few beers with dinner, going to keep drinking beers and sipping on cheap blended whisky until its time to pass out.

J&B Rare is the drink tonight. I'm going to pretend like I'm Kurt Russell from The Thing and dump it in my computer when the AI beats me at chess.

[Anonymous No.5853270]

These threads have slowly become very annoying and unnecessarily depressing for non circle-jerk alkies

[Anonymous No.5853273]

Canadian whiskey. I dont know why all you supreme gentlemen shit on it, some are decent.

[Anonymous No.5853285]

>>5853270
Join in on the jerk and let it out, youll feel better. I dont know if the threads help me much but I rest a little easier at night knowing im not the only co\ck/ facing this struggle, we all sick and here for you bruh

[Anonymous No.5853292]

>>5853285
What about the people who don't need to let out life depression liquor caused feels. It just makes us feel bad.

I drink, but I go to work and my problems started way before the liquor anyways

[Anonymous No.5853306]

>>5853292
I go to work too and do fine, im one of the high functioning ones. Doesnt really make us special in the end though, we share the same affliction as the piss smelling bum drinking Night Train under the freeway at 9 a.m. I think these threads are fine for us, shit you guys are the only ones who know im an alcoholic. I finally worked up the balls to tell an old friend last weekend.

[Anonymous No.5853313]

glenmorangie quinta ruban
herradura port cask

[Anonymous No.5853315]

>>5853306
But I can't relate the to the booze-caused problems and people circle jerking the fact they're drinking enough hard liquor to pass out for the night. Like it's a tweet. I'm drinking to cook, eat have a good time/meal. Seeing that shit bragged about in a thread, "tfw my gf left me and I'm chugging this all tonight" with a sadfrog.jpg attached is sad.

[Anonymous No.5853316]

cheers mates

[Anonymous No.5853325]

Sipping rum tonight.

[Anonymous No.5853327]

>>5853246

shut up stoner faggot

[Anonymous No.5853330]

Irish

[Anonymous No.5853331]

>>5853266
>going to keep drinking beers and sipping on cheap blended whisky until its time to pass out
Poor baby, you're starting to lose it, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.5853336]

>>5853315
K, I'm drinking light and having some fun tonight, gonna play some games and watch movies and shit. And I'm not even alcoholic. Happy?

[Anonymous No.5853340]

>>5853315
I dont think its bragging. Only kids and college students brag about how much they drink, true alcoholics are ashamed of it. thats why these threads are so good imo, it feels like such a relief to anonymously open up and be honest about how much you actually down each night without being judged. Its sort of like an AA meeting but even more anonymous and more honest, and you dont have to deal with their religious shit.

I understand if you dont care for participating but plz understand why some of us need this.

[Anonymous No.5853346]

>>5853316
Cheers. This one's to you.

[Anonymous No.5853347]

>>5853327
Calm down hothead

[Anonymous No.5853351]

>>5853273
I had some bottom shelf candian whiskey once. tasted like death and hangovers

[Anonymous No.5853352]

>>5853347
YOUR A BIG GUT

[Anonymous No.5853354]

>11pm
>still sober
help

[Anonymous No.5853360]

>>5853347
Was getting drunk part of ur plan?

[Anonymous No.5853370]

>>5853347
somebody get this pothead outta here!

[Anonymous No.5853377]

>>5853370
when spliff is....ashes....you have my permision to high

[Anonymous No.5853380]

>>5853351
All bottom shelf liquor tastes like that.

[Anonymous No.5853398]

Old Crow, bitch. Best bourbon bar none until you ge well up and over Maker's territory

[Anonymous No.5853406]

>>5853398
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.5853409]

>>5853406
died for our sins

[Anonymous No.5853423]

>>5853409
>was nailed to a piece of wood by people who didn't like him
fixed it for ya

[Anonymous No.5853439]

>>5853406

I put in a flask and take it to bars, ask ppl to guess what it is, tell them it's a corn whisky.

>they say it's bullit and shit

never gets old. Old Crow is the shit

[Anonymous No.5853444]

>>5853398
>>5853406
The Old Crow Reserve is actually drinkable.

[Anonymous No.5853445]

>>5853423
>was nailed to a piece of wood by people who didn't like him FOR OUR SINS THOUGH

[Anonymous No.5853446]

>>5853445
Which is why I masturbate daily to hardcore gay porn so he didn't die in vain

[Anonymous No.5853449]

>>5853444
Rrserve is my shit. Also.

Wa La!

[Anonymous No.5853456]

>>5853315
I'm kinda with you on that one, honestly. People for whom booze has stopped being pleasurable are a bit of a drag. At the same time, you don't like their posts because you can't relate, and they love the fuck out of these threads because FINALLY, there are some people around they can relate to, that are dealing with the same shit. Showing up to these threads and complaining that they're full of al/ck/ies is kinda stupid.

[Anonymous No.5853461]

Landed a new job today and decided to reward myself..

Picked up Ardbeg Uigeadail and Lagavulin 16 for $168 USD.

Not a bad purchase if I do say so myself.

[Anonymous No.5853462]

>>5853456
There are alkies, then there are attention whore alkies who refuse to get actually help and circle jerk and make me wince. I wish these threads could just be filled of the first kind.

[Anonymous No.5853465]

>>5853456

I'm an alky and I love drinking and all the drinky stuff. been making Moscow mules in pint glasses and stuff recently

caiprinhas are the bomb, they are my hangover cure now

>yep cachaca and limes

[Anonymous No.5853479]

>>5853462
You're definitely right on that, some of them do seem to enjoy rolling around in self-pity, rather than fixing things. I guess sadness can be a bit comforting to some people, because as long as you're sad you don't have put effort towards fixing your shit. Those kinda remind me of that fuckhead who burned pasta then went to pout in his room and posted about it on ck a few days back.

>WAAAAAAAAA I'm a no good piece of shit WAAAAAA

>>5853461
Fuck yeah, good taste m8

>>5853465
Moscow mules are the fucking bomb

[Anonymous No.5853501]

im at near blackout.
16 beers and 2 bowl fulls
i feel like god smart, but its not real right
i think i have the autism

[Anonymous No.5853512]

>>5853501
~sooodrunk guis xD

[Anonymous No.5853800]

I have to not embarrass my family. I need to be ready by 3pm EST for supper, and right now I am drunk beyond belief and I don't know if I'll be "sound" in time. I was thinking about waking up at 10am to go for a run. I hope that'll work.

[Anonymous No.5853805]

I haven't seen my dad in about 2 years and tonight I'm supposed to go have dinner with him, I'm trying to stay sober enough to drive there but I need to be buzzed enough to survive the night, trying to find that balance but I just want to stay home and get drunk alone instead.
If I do go I need to drink low alcohol beer so I can drive home, no way am I staying the night there.

[Anonymous No.5853807]

i think alcohol has lead to a mangesium deficiency in my body and now i have really severe restless leg syndrome *(in my arms too) it feels so awful,

anyone else get this, ive been flailing my legs for like 2 hours

[Anonymous No.5853818]

Fuck you I'm making a nightingale

Milk and Vodka Martini

[Anonymous No.5853820]

>>5853818
Shaken, not stirred

[Anonymous No.5853821]

>>5853820

I'm supposed to do that?

I just pour both of them at the same time in a glass and hope for the worst

[Anonymous No.5853830]

>>5853821
You're not supposed to shake clear spirits

Bond is a pleb and not a true sir

[Anonymous No.5853833]

>>5853273
>Canadian
>Not Kentucky bourbon or Irish whiskey

I bet you possess a vagina.

[Anonymous No.5853835]

>>5852692
gobble gobble

[Anonymous No.5854080]

Single Malt Scotch über alles

[Anonymous No.5854478]

>>5853807
Reporting. ;_;

[Anonymous No.5854496]

>>5854478
>>5853807

jesus christ you idiots. Don't you know how to drink?

get some:
>B complex
>vit C
>trace mineral general

take one of each whenever you think you've overdone it.

also:
>milk thistle
>drink coffee, black (helps w/alchohol)
>go for a jog once in a while

drink all you want retardos, just counterbalance with technology

[Anonymous No.5854500]

>>5854496
Curious alchohol here. So we talking a multivitamin here or what?

[Anonymous No.5854504]

>>5854496
does black coffee really help? i thought that was a myth, and breaking it down is p taxing on your liver

i'd say water instead, maybe water w sugar/salt mixed in to combat dehydration

[Anonymous No.5854599]

>>5852692
Bourbon. Always bourbon. Is that even a question?

>4/10, got me to respond

[Anonymous No.5854614]

Case of cheap beer and some expensive weed for me

[Anonymous No.5854760]

Get home from bars
Order food
Go out to get it barefoot cuz I'm sloppy drunk
Drag my foot across some protruding object on the stairs

It probably needs stitches but yolo

[Anonymous No.5854769]

>>5854504

It really does, can be assed to google it right now but strong black coffee counteracts some alchohol toxicity

but yes, stay hydrated and Gatorade is the GOAT hangover drink, you can make your own, I mix a splash of grapefruit juice in a liter of club soda

>>5854500

Multivitamin is a good start but you need to replace the stuff that booze takes out of your system, which is B vitamins, some minerals and other junk.

milk thistle helps your liver, it has a chemical called sylmarin in it, they actually give it to people with liver failure and overdoses on acetomenophen in the hospital

basically learn what alcohol does do your body and counteract that, it's not perfect but it goes a long way

a little regular exercise is absolutely key, too, nothing breaks you down faster than drinking+not moving and nothing helps you recover like sweating it out.

I worked on a farm for three years, would get blitzed every single night and i'd be fine by 9AM after working for 3 hours. Now I just jog and lift weights and go for walks

[Anonymous No.5854783]

>>5854760
Rub some dirt on it, rummy.

[Anonymous No.5854792]

>>5853340
Exactly why can't all the haters fuck off. There's plenty of topics I don't care for on 4chan but I don't enter their threads and tell them that they can't discuss. How big of a shithead and crybaby do you have to be to even do that?

[Anonymous No.5854808]

>>5854769
>milk thistle
interesting. How do you eat that?

[Anonymous No.5854854]

>>5854808
In a pill.

Or in salad, dandelion greens has the same good stuff in it

[claesix !!w8P3ZOlfjjB No.5854871]

More than likely crown and coke and a 24 oz of Miller lite.

[Anonymous No.5854882]

>>5853805

Ok, youre a damaged unit thats a fact.

Whats the story here.

[Anonymous No.5854889]

>>5853306

>high functioning alcoholic
>work 45 hours a week
>live in my own nice apartment
>actually wish I could just live with my mum and drink beer erry night and play vidya and not go to work, sleep all day
>that sounds ideal to me

[Anonymous No.5854995]

Both of those are expensive where i live so it will be beer.

[Anonymous No.5855048]

>>5852819

ill just be alone

[Anonymous No.5855399]

too long

[Anonymous No.5855561]

>>5852843

at least you've got the balls to get that far.

>last month
>decide to go to a pub alone i'd had dinner at with my only friend once
>walk in
>literally every seat at bar is taken
>its like 8 pm on a tuesday wtf
>immediately turn around and walk out
>fake phone call and walk back to car to hide shame

fuck me

[Anonymous No.5855822]

>>5854889
Same here i fantasize about this on my days off or when i have to wake up at 5am to get ready, but then when i am in positions where im out of work and spending my paychecks on beer sleeping all day im absolutely depresed and in the shit. Once you get a job you get addicted to working and feel shit otherwise it sucks.