/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Mon Sep 29 11:51:00 2014 No.5839174 [Reply] [Original]

>yfw gf who cooks 3 meals a day dumps you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 11:59:13 2014 No.5839193 >>5839174 >learn how to cook all of your favorite things that she used to make for you >cry at every meal >her memory lives on in you, OP

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 12:00:59 2014 No.5839199 File: 63 KB, 340x340, 1411431746064.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5839174 >>5839193 2 years and counting

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 12:04:57 2014 No.5839205 >>5839199 Jesus Christ faggot, get laid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 12:06:39 2014 No.5839208 File: 306 KB, 600x450, 1404995819397.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5839205 im not going to make it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 12:06:39 2014 No.5839209 >>5839199 beta. as. fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 12:10:12 2014 No.5839221 >>5839209 >posts on a taiwanese manga bulletin board >calls someone else beta

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 12:11:33 2014 No.5839225 >>5839221 >thinking everyone else is as pathetic as you just because they happen to use the same website

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 12:13:16 2014 No.5839232 File: 125 KB, 700x679, 1411436122302.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >break up and kick gf out of my apartment >feel great afterward >life falls apart >now an alcoholic living paycheck to paycheck

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 12:15:42 2014 No.5839236 >>5839208 >>5839199 you are the biggest bitch on this board right now youre making us weaker as a unit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 13:30:42 2014 No.5839374 >>5839225 I have to agree with >>5839221 that posting on an indonesion hentai board is auto-beta

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 13:37:22 2014 No.5839399 >implying gf in the first place

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 14:01:51 2014 No.5839472 >>5839232 god damn, anon. go to the /alck/ thread if you haven't already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 14:06:06 2014 No.5839483 >>5839221 >>5839374 this theory just states that you're both beta, beta bitches.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 14:13:34 2014 No.5839507 File: 88 KB, 640x480, P8hx3pg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5839483 It suggests everyone is beta. This includes you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 14:21:07 2014 No.5839517 >>5839507 i never said i wasn't beta, beta bitch. also, you used the spoiler wrong, dumbass. [Spoiler]i secretly love cocks. [\Spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 14:42:21 2014 No.5839586 >>5839483 >both anons say anyone who posts on this board is beta >your theory just says that your beta is low intelligence beta? that's the question I have right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 14:44:32 2014 No.5839593 >>5839174 i relish the fact that if i dump my piece of shit boyfriend he'll die without my cooking

Anonymous Mon Sep 29 15:44:13 2014 No.5839769
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>>5839174
>illicting pity
She wouldn't be cooking you three meals a day only to leave you later, so you must've deserved it. Serves you right, I hope you burn everything you cook.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 15:47:53 2014 No.5839780 cook for yourselves dicklings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 16:38:31 2014 No.5839912 >>5839593 two words... fast food

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 16:48:55 2014 No.5839940 >>5839399 It seems that all of /ck/ except us are normalfags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 16:52:40 2014 No.5839951 >>5839940 Don't worry anon, i'm here aswell. Somoene has to be the kissless virgin that plays videogames all day but enjoys cooking and baking on the side. To keep it /ck/ related. Anyone know some nice applepie recipes/variations?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 18:48:51 2014 No.5840319 >>5839199 I'll fuck you, so you can get back up on your feet

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 03:53:16 2014 No.5841646 >>5839232 reasons for break up?

Anonymous Tue Sep 30 04:03:00 2014 No.5841657

>cook most meals for gf and myself
>gf leaves me
>stop cooking and start drinking twice as much
>stop that because it's stupid
>get laid by someone hotter my ex

Either way, it's not easy, but all you broken hearted bitches are faggots. Pick yourself up, take care of yourself, some other dumb bitch is going to fall for you.

>>5839199
I'm looking at you, faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 04:11:55 2014 No.5841664 >>5839951 Tarte tatin ? Apple crumble ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 04:12:41 2014 No.5841665 >>5839174 >Not cooking for your gf No wonder she left you

Anonymous Tue Sep 30 04:25:27 2014 No.5841676
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>>5839174
>tfw i eat 2 meals a day
>tfw i don't really eat anything requiring much time to prepare. no not frozen foods and such
>tfw less money spent on food
>mfw i can cook for myself

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 04:32:55 2014 No.5841687 File: 39 KB, 1026x651, 1409812824986.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5839232 haha same happend to me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 04:34:38 2014 No.5841688 >>5839174 >gf makes a poor attempt at making food >cringe and pretend to like it >throw it out >cook for yourself

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