>Manchildren who get invited to a restaurant and order chicken strips, french fries, and a soda Is there anything worse than this?

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Anonymous Sun Sep 28 19:52:12 2014 No.5837523 [Reply] [Original]

>Manchildren who get invited to a restaurant and order chicken strips, french fries, and a soda

Is there anything worse than this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 19:53:18 2014 No.5837529 >>5837523 Laphroaig.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 19:53:54 2014 No.5837531 >>5837523 Manchildren who get upset over what other people eat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 19:58:07 2014 No.5837554 Manchildren who invite manchildren to restaurants that serve manchildren cuisine. Go eat somewhere less manchildren-y.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 19:58:40 2014 No.5837555 >>5837554 >muh sports bar

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 19:58:48 2014 No.5837556 >>5837523 Yeah, people who call places that sell chicken strips and fries a "restaurant"

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 19:59:40 2014 No.5837561 You think they're somehow indebted to you because you invited them? Why does that matter

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 20:04:28 2014 No.5837572 File: 26 KB, 490x302, this again.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5837523 >making up shit threads just to be contrarian against some random demographic you hope to enrage There's so much irony in your post.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 20:05:00 2014 No.5837574 File: 41 KB, 600x400, conky-trailer-park-boys.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stop going to places that serve chicken strips and fries.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 20:07:35 2014 No.5837585 >>5837555 Know what's weird? My local sports bar doesn't serve chicken fingers or chicken nuggets. It's also a lesbian bar, so that might be it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 20:13:40 2014 No.5837610 >>5837523 Maybe if they do it consistently and won't eat anything else. But once in a blue moon chicken fingers and french fries with a cola just sounds good. Anyway, why the fuck do you care so much?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 20:17:06 2014 No.5837620 christ that looks nice op

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 20:21:42 2014 No.5837638 >>5837523 Exactly what >>5837610 said Every once and a while is perfectly acceptable, especially if you've already had or planning to have a number of beer. If you eat it every time due to picky eating then you might have a problem.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 20:23:27 2014 No.5837644 >>5837620 i have to agree, i want some fucking chicken strips right now

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 20:30:47 2014 No.5837672 >>5837585 >lesbian bar Hot tuna?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 20:36:54 2014 No.5837698 >>5837672 Some excellent clam. It's so hot. It's absolutely steaming. You'll just lap it up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 20:37:15 2014 No.5837699 >>5837523 In the end, manchildren who insist on eating crap and manchildren who make fun of people for what they choose to eat are on the same level.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 20:38:24 2014 No.5837703 >>5837585 Any phallic shaped foods at all?

Anonymous Sun Sep 28 20:41:54 2014 No.5837718

>>5837703
They do this AYCE Sunday brunch buffet (dykes fucking love brunch) with bacon-wrapped breakfast sausage.
Game nights, they have beans and franks out on the buffet table.
I think those're the only two things I can think of that they have that's phallic.
It's actually a pretty nice bar, dykes be damned.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 20:43:07 2014 No.5837721 >>5837718 >>5837703 >>5837698 >>5837672 >>5837585 Oh and whenever I go to said bar, I leave the toilet seat up as a matter of principle, even if I sit down like a bitch to pee.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 20:45:08 2014 No.5837727 >>5837721 You sure are showing em what's what, eh anon?

Anonymous Sun Sep 28 20:49:02 2014 No.5837737
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>>5837610

This. Sometimes a dude is wicked hungover and just wants something shitty and greasy, not because it's "good food" but precisely because it isn't.

Also:

>>5837703

> popscockles

Anonymous Sun Sep 28 20:53:36 2014 No.5837751
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i had chicken strips for dinner tonight. watching tv at mom's house. she went and got popeyes. i usually go for the bone-in, but wanted to try their strips. they're marinated for two days. fucking juicy and tender. love my adult childhood.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 20:54:11 2014 No.5837753 >>5837523 quite a lot of thing would be much worse > ordering a certain way because you claim to be a vegan/vegetarian/some other retarded word that has similar restrictions > or falsely claim you cannot eat gluten

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 20:57:01 2014 No.5837768 >>5837727 Damn straight I am.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 20:57:35 2014 No.5837771 File: 86 KB, 395x730, 1407809906278.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >yfw he knows you're paying and got it because it's the cheapest thing, just generally trying to be a good friend

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 20:59:55 2014 No.5837780 >>5837523 >Is there anything worse than this? Depends on whether you think well done steak with ketchup isn't worse than some chicken strips. And you probably do, so there, you already knew the answer to your own god damned question.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 02:14:37 2014 No.5838494 >>5837523 >not liking chicken strips, french fries, and soda >thinking you're superior to someone else for NOT liking fried chicken strips, french fries, and soda Fuck off you pretentious elitist cunt

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 04:55:16 2014 No.5838695 >>5837523 What choice of dipping sauces do they have?

Anonymous Mon Sep 29 04:58:07 2014 No.5838699

What fucking restaurant do you go to that sells chicken strips, fries, and a soda? Seriously i want to fucking laugh at this menu then at you when you tell me you take your friend to KFC and order a salad because its a "adult" meal and then look down at your friend for ordering what he enjoys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 05:04:17 2014 No.5838710 >>5837523 > TFW I just like eating like a child sometimes It's nice to get a burger, fries, and soda some days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 05:28:32 2014 No.5838746 File: 1.33 MB, 3258x2159, kk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what sort of faggot doesn't like chicken fingers and honey mustard?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 05:42:51 2014 No.5838762 >>5837523 People who cry about their inability to meet people they actually like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 06:10:39 2014 No.5838779 >>5837523 >the one bitch who just orders dessert

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 06:13:25 2014 No.5838780 >>5837523 >Is there anything worse than this? Yes. Pompous jizzbags that comment on other people's food to feel superior.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 06:25:17 2014 No.5838790 When I'm invited I usually pick the cheapest dish :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 06:41:29 2014 No.5838802 >>5838790 i hope you dont complain about your money out loud, that kinda shit ruins my outside-friends boner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 06:54:20 2014 No.5838814 >>5837523 When I eat out with friends, I order off the kids menu at restaurants if it's the same thing just smaller portion. I don't need an American sized portion and take home a doggy bag. Saves money too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 06:56:48 2014 No.5838817 >>5837523 Women are barred from ordering chicken strips at Hooters. So I had to do it for my girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 07:19:55 2014 No.5838827 File: 457 KB, 805x714, 1407242308441.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5837771

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 07:25:58 2014 No.5838833 >>5837771 When there's a group meal with like 8 or more, I always get the steak. When the check comes I divide evenly since nobody likes handling the check. the few times I get to eat well

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 07:27:24 2014 No.5838835 File: 29 KB, 246x212, 1406557920324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5838817 Feminist mindfuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 07:28:31 2014 No.5838836 >>5838833 wow

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 11:52:30 2014 No.5839178 File: 65 KB, 350x233, chickenbonege6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not eating chicken off the bone How do people do this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 12:00:16 2014 No.5839197 >Out with a group >Everyone orders >One guy orders the sirloin steak >Orders it Well Done >Entire table stops and stares

Movies and cooking shows Mon Sep 29 12:40:23 2014 No.5839278

>>5837523
My roomate does that.. he's almost 30...
He also only drinks white soft drinks because he doesn't like brown soft drinks. He has a teddy bear on his bed. He doesn't like the "strong" flavors of tomatoes, mushrooms and olives. He rarely eats at home. When he does he eats pre shredded iceberg lettuce with a shit ton of kraft vinaigrette and calls it an healthy meal. His mom does his laundry. He wears star trek cuff links at work. He also has a Fallout bubllehead thing at work.

He's lost.. he's a 8 y.o. trapped in a man's body.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 12:49:24 2014 No.5839288 I love ordering the chicken tendies off the kids menu everywhere I go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 12:52:24 2014 No.5839294 >>5838833 You're a terrible person

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 12:57:07 2014 No.5839308 Womanchildren suck a lot of cocks instead. I think manchildren kind of win in this department.

>>	Movies and cooking shows Mon Sep 29 12:57:33 2014 No.5839309 >>5839278 What's wrong with Kraft vinaigrette? The cucumber one is rich and creamy with a silky texture that compliments any salad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 13:06:57 2014 No.5839327 >>5839278 He sounds cute as fuck, he's not obesefat is he? I mean provided he's ok looking, I'd probably rape him a few times.

Anonymous Mon Sep 29 13:11:45 2014 No.5839335
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>>5837523
>i'm so adult and intriguing and sophisticated and patrician that if they don't order caviar with voss water then they MUST be a manchild, please validate my insecure self-image, /ck/. i beg of you. karen left me today for a stronger, more manlier man than i am. i'm so fucking pissed, /ck/. now i project these insecurities on a cambodian picture forum because i still miss karen. karen was a bitch though, i'm glad she left me even though i loved her. it was probably the best for me. but i still lover her, /ck/. thanks for listening to my problems, /ck/. XD

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 13:12:52 2014 No.5839339 >Chicken strips and fries I used to do this unashamedly at Outback. Dem tenders and dat honey sauce mang,

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 13:13:33 2014 No.5839341 >>5837721 Maximum kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 13:23:53 2014 No.5839365 >>5837529 I lol'd

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 13:37:24 2014 No.5839400 If I'm eating chicken strips and fries at a restaurant it's because that restaurant is so incompetent at making any other food that chicken strips is the only thing they can't fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 13:46:45 2014 No.5839424 File: 164 KB, 500x688, 1379908815281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5837523 >I am le food patrician. I eat nothing but filet mignon, lobster, pate, and $200 wine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 13:47:02 2014 No.5839426 >>5839278 >>5839309 You left your name on, samefagging dipshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 13:49:04 2014 No.5839431 Been forever since I've had chicken strips.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 13:49:13 2014 No.5839432 >>5839197 bullshit no way do people irl give a shit about this

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 13:50:59 2014 No.5839440 >>5839432 probably was a /ck/ meetup in L.A. last month.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 13:51:44 2014 No.5839442 >>5839278 >>5839309 I wonder where you would've gone with this if you didn't out yourself for samefagging. Probably had an entire debate worked out..

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 13:54:43 2014 No.5839453 >>5839278 >>5839309 >>5839426 >>5839442 i think he just has short term memory loss. like 10 second pete did in 50 first dates. poor guy... always has to say his name pete every 10 seconds to every person he meets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 13:57:48 2014 No.5839458 >>5837523 >ordering overpriced chickenstrips at a sitdown when I can buy them at the grocer in bulk for less

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 14:01:11 2014 No.5839471 >>5837529 >implying ardbeg isn't the new Manchild's Malt

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 14:07:17 2014 No.5839486 >mfw I realize which of my friends had retarded pleb parents because their kids don't like many vegetables and muh no onions no tomato on everything enjoy your plain ham and cheese and babbys first chicken strips you mongaloid

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 14:07:53 2014 No.5839489 >>5839486 K I will

Anonymous Mon Sep 29 14:11:49 2014 No.5839501

>>5839309
>He also only drinks white soft drinks because he doesn't like brown soft drinks. He has a teddy bear on his bed. He doesn't like the "strong" flavors of tomatoes, mushrooms and olives. He rarely eats at home. When he does he eats pre shredded iceberg lettuce with a shit ton of kraft vinaigrette and calls it an healthy meal. His mom does his laundry. He wears star trek cuff links at work. He also has a Fallout bubllehead thing at work.
what a faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 14:30:17 2014 No.5839547 >>5839458 >going out to eat when I could just cook

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 14:45:25 2014 No.5839596 >>5838817 what the fuck? really?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 14:53:08 2014 No.5839622 What is wrong with not liking most colas? I don't like soda particularly much, and root beer is pretty much the only one I'll drink. Foodwise I'm fairly normal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 14:55:35 2014 No.5839626 >>5837718 >dykes fucking love brunch lol the gay bar here does sunday brunch as well. gay/lesbian bars are actually a great place to go pickup women.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 15:00:44 2014 No.5839636 >>5839626 I fucking hate straightfags that do this. Stick to your own places dipshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 15:00:44 2014 No.5839637 >>5839626 there;s a nice restaurant in the gay district of chicago called "wood" their brunch service is called "morning wood"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 15:55:44 2014 No.5839807 >>5838746 thus right her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 21:15:17 2014 No.5840771 >>5837737 Who says they gotta be shitty anyways? It's just sliced fried chicken breast. You can season it like any other piece of fried chicken.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 21:29:24 2014 No.5840827 >>5839636 Cry more, degenerate

>>	asdasdas Mon Sep 29 21:48:09 2014 No.5840883 >when people go to themed buffets and pick out the pizza and fries

Anonymous Mon Sep 29 21:52:25 2014 No.5840896
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>>5838833
You're the guy who eats two extra slices of pizza, more than everyone else, because you don't eat crusts. Then you stiff us on the bill.

FUCK YOU

Dip your pizza crusts into the garlic sauce or marinara sauce and eat them you massive faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 21:53:57 2014 No.5840900 >>5840883 Why would a themed buffet have pizza and fries if pizza and fries were not part of the theme?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 21:55:23 2014 No.5840908 >>5839547 >cooking when I could just eat eat cereal, milk in the bowl first

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 22:08:39 2014 No.5840956 >>5840883 >people going to chinese buffets >get french fries and pizza yeah i feel that

Anonymous Mon Sep 29 22:15:33 2014 No.5840985

>>5840908
>milk in the bowl first

That is Jedi-level cereal eating. You can pour in a little at a time and eat it and it will still be crunchy.

>>5840956
That isn't a Chinese buffet. That is a mixed cuisine buffet with a Chinese sounding name most likely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 22:21:09 2014 No.5840997 >>5838833 You're that person that thinks they're smarter than everyone else when in reality the reason we stop hanging out is because everyone hates you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 22:28:02 2014 No.5841015 >>5840900 They're meant for children.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 22:31:32 2014 No.5841026 >>5837531 /thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 22:32:32 2014 No.5841030 >>5838695 Ranch drink :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 00:14:26 2014 No.5841293 >making fun of my safety bubble Piss off homo, If I'm spending this much money I'd rather spend it on something I know I"ll like then something that might put me off. Unless you want to buy my meal, or they have salmon. God I love me some salmon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 00:16:46 2014 No.5841298 >>5841293 Do you actually do this? Why even go out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 00:18:33 2014 No.5841302 >>5841298 Cause it's still fun to be out with a group of friends?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 00:26:45 2014 No.5841320 File: 30 KB, 266x354, 10713-21130-11813.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5838833 That is disgraceful behavior and you should be ashamed of yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 00:28:29 2014 No.5841328 >>5839278 AN 8 year old.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 00:39:53 2014 No.5841339 >>5839453 What if he did it on purpose, then took his name off to accuse himself of samefagging.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 06:38:16 2014 No.5841848 File: 157 KB, 337x388, Screen shot 2014-09-30 at 8.37.09 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5838833 You belong in a garbage can.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 06:56:40 2014 No.5841859 >>5837529 >>5839471 Islay malts are the plebbest of whiskies

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 06:58:58 2014 No.5841860 >>5838833 drink bleach

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 07:02:05 2014 No.5841865 >>5841848 you belong on my dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 07:31:52 2014 No.5841896 >people that order spaghetti bolognese at a restaurant

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 07:34:08 2014 No.5841899 >>5837523 dude sometimes chicken fingers and fries are good.

Anonymous Tue Sep 30 07:38:18 2014 No.5841909

A friend of mine wrote a play/musical (never went to see it, so don't know which) about live in college titled "Chicken Fingers: Food of the Gods."

It is a staple of the white, American college student because their mothers couldn't cook beyond mixing a can of condensed soup with a can of water and some frozen vegetables and heating it up in the microwave.

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