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5831963 No.5831963 [Reply] [Original]

Can we have a funny /CK/ thread? Some of these posts just obliterate my sides.

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>>5831963
Whole thread was pretty amusing.

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>>5832027
Part two

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>> No.5832036

>>5832031
>>5832027

as humorous as Irish Stew Guy is to read, if I knew him irl - assuming he's real -, I would finally know somebody I could say I truly hate

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>>5831963
Rambling man

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Another rambling man

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>> No.5832085

>>5832045
It's like he's focusing with all his might to kill her with sight.

>> No.5832087

>>5832047
>It Melts!
Probably tastes terrible if that's a top selling point.

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>>5832037
I love him, I have a bunch of screen caps of his posts but they're all from my shitty mobile. Here's one I saved from another anon

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>>5832118

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This.

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I actually turned on the TV when I got off work today and I shit you not it was on the Food Network Channel and Jamie Oliver was cooking salmon. I laughed.

>> No.5832685

>>5832045
IamtooAustralianforthisshit.jpg

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>>5832045
>>5832085

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>> No.5832730

>>5832188
>Not Jamie Olive Oil
>One single job
>Every fucking time

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>>5832717

>> No.5832760

>>5832717
That's not the correct way to do carbonara, the proper way is eggs, cream, parmesan, salt, and pepper into the sauce, all whisked together, then chop up the pancetta and a few cloves of garlic nice and small, then when it's ready to go get the spaghetti into the water and shortly after start the pancetta, no oil (the fat is enough) in a wok, then when that's getting there add in the garlic and once they're done turn off the heat and let them sit in the wok until the pasta's done, at which point strain the pasta then add to the wok, mix it up and pour in the sauce, mix it in and in the likely event that there's liquid in the bottom then put the heat on low and continue mixing it in until the sauce has been reduced to the correct amount, not congealed but not pooling either, then serve while still warm and top with salt, not pepper or parmesan (that's just barbaric!).

Really, what would italians know about carbonara anyway?

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>>5832722

>> No.5832838

>>5832087
I once bought ice that said the same thing.

>> No.5832842

>>5832717

Some cunt stealing Top Tips from Viz

>> No.5832846

>>5832023
those disgusting fat fingers. i can smell the guy from here.

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wow awesome funny thread

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>>5832842

I honestly don't know where reality ends and viz begins with these things anymore. It seems almost beyond parody, or like people put their tips in the wrong envlope and sent it to Chat! instead of letterbocks.

>> No.5832898

>>5832893

And I literally only just noticed the mudkips.

>> No.5832959

>>5832027
>>5832031
>>5832036
Really? OP of that post seems like the kind of autist party pooper you don't want to invite anywhere. "ACKTUALLY, AUTHENTIC IRISH STEW CONTAINS ONLY..."

>> No.5832968

>>5832959
That's the joke

>> No.5832979

/r/ing the one where the guy used a weird substitute or baking soda and his cake ended up looking like shit

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>>5832045
>>5832085
>>5832685
>>5832693

>> No.5832984

>>5832693
holy shit Schurrle + Woody Harrelson = that guy

>> No.5833082

>>5832979
I wanna see this

>> No.5833117

>>5832722
ha

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>>5832979
>>5833082

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Obligatory

>> No.5833412

>>5832036

I would insist on inviting him too all of my dinner parties.

>> No.5833434

/r/ lobster cleats

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>> No.5833688

I require moar

>> No.5833694

>>5832981
underrated post

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>>5833443

>> No.5833765

>>5832851
HAHAHA

>> No.5833808

>>5833696

Oh my god I couldn't stop laughing

>> No.5833834

>>5833696
"wa la" doesn't make me lol, it makes me rage >.<

>> No.5833852

>>5833834
It's just the same fag posting his own unfunny pics and trying to force a meme.

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>>5832027
>>5832031
I have never wanted to punch someone so badly in my whole life

>> No.5834237

>>5833862
I think the twigs really bring that image together.

>> No.5834266

hey /ck/ continue to be the least funny board.
losers.

-/a/

>> No.5834270

>>5834237
>>5833862

Oh fuck I thought those were chocolate sticks

>> No.5834296

>>5834266
least funny board?
/a/ is an overflow board for le epig /b/
saying WAIFU doesn't constitute boardculture

>> No.5834299

>>5832050
It's kind of like reading pynchon or burroughs sometimes.

>> No.5834303

>>5832846
someone's insecure about their self image.

>> No.5834306

>>5832984
good eye

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>>5832717
>council house eclair

>> No.5834311

>>5832981
>the smug black guy

the trinity force is complete.

>> No.5834314

>>5833151
best

>> No.5834333

>>5833151

every fucking time

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>bro you need eggs?

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>> No.5834366

>>5834338
why are those eggs redish and connected??? twins?? siamese??

>> No.5834367

>>5834296

yeah and being able to make bread 8 different ways doesn't constitute a practical hobby.

>not having your parents around to take care of you growing up
>forcing yourself to learn how to cook
>inevitably trying out new things over the years
>tell yourself and others this is a respectable art form

get bent

>> No.5834375

>>5834364

I guess you have to be drunk to laugh at that shit because I'm laughing at it

>> No.5834377

>>5834367

>not getting taught how to cook by your mother

>> No.5834399

>>5834367
>implying jerking off to anime is a practical hobby.

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>>5834367

>he can only make 8 different kinds of bread

Are you literally retarded?

>> No.5834433

>>5832182
fucking forwards from grandma bullshit gtfo

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>>5834458

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>>5834461

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>>5834464

There was a much longer version of this, but I don't have it.

>> No.5834491

>>5834303
If you replied seemse like you're the one who's insecure

>> No.5834498

>>5832027
To this day I still wonder if he was being serious or if he's that amazing at bait and humor.

>> No.5834513

>>5834498

The first one or two threads were amazing bait, but he got carried away with the later ones.

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>>5832087
All vegan cheese tastes like garbage.

>> No.5834548

>>5832188
That's great

>> No.5834571

>>5833696
Underrated post

>> No.5834575

>>5834375
Mah nigga. Me too.

>> No.5834578

>>5832979
Wait, do you mean the 'tartare' sauce cake?
Seconded.

>> No.5834580

>>5834458
Truer words have never been spoken

>> No.5834581

>>5833151
what ahppened here

>> No.5834586

>>5834464
Damn he blew him the fuck out

>> No.5834588

>>5834581
He explains it in the first post.
pV=nRT and burst before leak

>> No.5834589

>>5834513
Well he had two good threads at least.

>> No.5834595

>>5834588
Neeeeerrrrrrrrd

>> No.5834598

>>5832047

Oh look the vegans found melting points

>> No.5834600

>>5832055
I didn't understand this. Can someone explain what's the point?

>> No.5834638

>>5834600
Some co/ck/ being a dick at subway. It's explaining the the things that would make the employees job the hardest

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>> No.5834935

>>5834638
>implying that's from /ck/

>> No.5834991

>>5833120
Holly shit, haven't laughed that hard in ages, had trouble breathing.

>> No.5835117

>>5834491
you can't be serious.

i don't even... wat

>> No.5835123

>>5834449

What's wrong with this?
Lasagna is delicious.

>> No.5835125

>>5834458
r e k t
e e
k k
t t

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>>5834464
>...Mcmansion...
>Or at least have Estella or Yolanda do it for you.

>> No.5835139

>>5834588
you know, Hermoine, no one likes a show off.

>> No.5835209

>>5834366
they are testicles

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I think half my posts on ck are this picture in these threads.

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>>5835214
>that entire fucking thread

>> No.5835239

>>5835214
That was like, a week ago, and I read it while it happened and just thought it was dumb.
you /ck/ fellas need to get some better senses of humor.

>> No.5835244

>>5835239
It was like 2 months ago

>> No.5835250

>>5835214
Sometimes I wish I could fool myself and believe this was all done ironically.
Still laughed, but I died a little inside.

>> No.5835257

>>5835250
>I died a little inside
Things an unfunny plebeian from Reddit says?

>> No.5835261

>>5835257
that's just something lots of people say when they lack originality and think speaking should just be a regurgitation of cliches.

>> No.5835263

>>5835239
is that you irish stew guy

>> No.5835264

>>5832045

I never noticed the disgusted looks from the black dude next to him as well. Perfect.

>> No.5835273

>>5835214

That's not funny. That belongs in a food Gore/cringe thread.

>> No.5835279

>>5835214

I have the stomach flu and this almost pushed me over the edge to puke.

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>>5832188
My sides are in orbit

>> No.5835302

>>5832188
>>5835284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsTWFsEi0aE

I don't mind his recipes and the guy is a money making machine so he must be doing something right.

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>> No.5835328

you can take a regular side dish and add some meat to provide the basic text for a large manner of purposes, the only problem is that you have to stand over it at numerous times without so much as reducing it back down to it's basic ingredients.
I would much rather find a large enough dish that can accommodate those whom are present and still be varied and tasty enough that people enjoy the experience of consuming it.
The greatest challenge for such an event is to see if one can provide volume, interest, and gastronomic satisfaction. With such varied and demanding aspects it is no wonder that many fail at such a challenge.

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>> No.5835347

>>5833862

Fuck me help I can't stop laughing. Fuck ou captcha i can't see anything.

>> No.5835356

>>5835342
i literally cant stop the fucking onset giggle-fit at "are you kel"

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>>5835214
Holy shit.

>> No.5835471

>>5835261
Or writing edgy shit without proper capitalisation. Don't worry though, you'll grow out of it, eventually.

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>>5833434
>lobst

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took this a long time ago

>> No.5835504

>>5835239
a lot of /ck/ memes are kinda of retarded

like chicken + jalapenos making sarin gas. someone said it in a progun thread i think, and then people just tried to force it everywhere, it gets really annoying

>> No.5835505

>>5834442
oh ho.

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>> No.5835524

>>5834442
Is that snow?

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These threads

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>> No.5835648

>>5835640
>>5835638

>tfw no more mallow crips or oat goblins :^(

>> No.5835649

>>5835638
>ocean bound chicken twins
that one's actually pretty clever

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>> No.5835656

where are my dirt rockets

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>>5835656

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>>5835697

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>>5835703
From /r9k/. I love it.

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>>5835712

>> No.5835725

>>5835719

>I can't believe it's not I can't believe it's not butter
>otherwise known as "FUCK ME IT'S LARD"

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>>5835719
>>5835725

>> No.5835730

>>5834442
sriracha over msg? i like it.

>> No.5835764

>>5835727
That weak genetic make-up.
Disgusting creature.

>> No.5835776

>>5832045
I'm fat and even I think she's being retarded. Holy shit.

>> No.5835779

>>5832055
That's a special kind of evil.

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>>5832045

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>> No.5835803

>>5835795

this could easily be a joke

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>>5835209
best post

>> No.5835812

>>5835791

Do be honest, having a sweets trolley come round the weight loss ward does seem retarded.

I bet you could make a fortune if you set up some kind of kebab pulley system outside the window. Dangle some shawarma from a fishing rod off the roof as b8.

>> No.5835816

>>5835812

of course it's retarded

that doesn't remove agency from the fat guy, though. it's still all his fault.

>> No.5835818

>>5835812
Well, yeah. Every fat fuck that plummets to their death saves 250 quid a day. Fucking fortune.

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>> No.5835837

>>5835816
>it's still all his fault.

Of course it is, but when you're in a £250 a day weight loss unit, it seems a bit of a cunt's trick for some privatised snack vendor to come round waving king size mars bars and buckets of KFC at fatties.

They have agency as well - they don't have to sell it there. None of it makes any fucking sense while there's still no cure for cancer.

>> No.5835839

>>5835812
Why are there fat loss wards at a hospital? Did they close down the Trauma & Orthopaedics ward to make space for some fatties who can't be trusted to not stuff their faces with cakes all day at home?

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>> No.5835845
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>> No.5835846

>>5832027
Holy shit the amount of autism in that post gave me cancer

>> No.5835848
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5835848

>> No.5835851

>>5835843

Is she(?) eating a block of genetics?

>> No.5835854
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5835854

>> No.5835855
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>>5835803
It could.

>> No.5835856

>>5835855

>english_beauty_queen.jpg

>> No.5835858
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5835858

>>5835856
here's the american counterpart

>> No.5835860

>>5835855
skip the lasagna and she's a vegetarian

>> No.5835863

>>5835860

depends on what's in the sandwiches. also, what in the fuck is a "digestive biscuit"?

>> No.5835864

>>5835795
This seems to be a /fit/joke...

>> No.5835865

>>5835860
>meat in your lasagna
gross

>> No.5835866
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5835866

>>5835712
I love him

>> No.5835868

>>5835858
Mac and cheese. You sure it's not Canadian?

>> No.5835869
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5835869

>>5835866

>> No.5835871

>>5835868
since when is mac and cheese a canadian dish?

>> No.5835874
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>>5835869

>> No.5835876
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5835876

>>5835874

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>>5835876

>> No.5835881

>>5835876
GOLD

>> No.5835883
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5835883

>>5835880

>> No.5835886

>>5835871
Kraft dinner has been a Canadian thing for a generation or three.

>> No.5835887

>>5835883

>NunyaBidness

>> No.5835889
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5835889

>>5835883

>> No.5835891
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>>5835889

>> No.5835893
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5835893

>>5835891

>> No.5835898
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5835898

>>5835893

>> No.5835904
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>>5835898

>> No.5835909
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5835909

>>5835904

>> No.5835915

>>5835904
>>5835909

these two actually made me lol out loud.

>veggebles.

>> No.5835927
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5835927

>>5835909
>free gluten diet

>> No.5835931
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>>5835927

>> No.5835936
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>>5835931

>> No.5835961

>>5834442
I just tasted bile in my mouth...

>> No.5836038

>>5834449
> that dollar bill

Goddamn my sides

>> No.5836070
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5836070

>Headset give hens a free-range future
>With the help of a Virtual Reality-headset a company want to fool hens they're free-range, even though they're caged. The headset is still not fully developed but the inventor Austin Stewart has developed a version for humans so you can see the world from a caged hen's POV. It's far from certain the headset will be produced, but several experts take the idea seriously.

>> No.5836233

>>5834700
i dont think ive laughed harder at a 4chan thread

>> No.5836290

>>5834700
>Monosodi-yum glutamate

I'm going to start calling it that

>> No.5836309
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>> No.5836317
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5836317

pretty sure more of these exist but I only have these two saved

>> No.5836476
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5836476

Does anyone have the screenshot of this thread? All I have is the shitty demotivational.

I think it was where a guy dragged a deer corpse home and tried to prepare it, ended up looking like a murder scene in his bathroom.

>> No.5836482

>>5836290
I prefer Mmm So Good

>> No.5836515

>>5832717

that yorkshire pudding eclair sounds tempting

>> No.5836524

>>5836515

Confirmed for chav as fuck.

>> No.5836525

>>5836476
We will never have a deer be dissected (almost) live again

>> No.5836527
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5836527

>>5835214

>your chest starts to hurt from all the sweetness. haha.

>> No.5836545

>>5834442

is that freezer snow?

>> No.5836571

>>5835846
>>5835846
what a set of words

>> No.5836588

>>5835863

A shitty europe cookie.

>> No.5836606
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5836606

>>5835542

>> No.5836622

>>5832031
>that is irrelevant to this thread
every time

>> No.5836641

>>5832760
obvious troll is obvious

1/10 because I replied

>> No.5836691

Can someone explain quinky sauce to a newfag?

>> No.5836710

>>5835342
Goddamnit that reminds me I left a six-pack of Sunkist in the fucking hotel mini fridge.

Already checked out too

>> No.5836826

>>5835542
This is great. I need more caps like this.

>> No.5836851

>>5836691
Okay I've been making this sauce for my burgers for the last 29 years of my life, I call it Quinky Sauce. It's just 3 parts ketchup, 2 parts Sayosauce, and 2 parts Mustard.

Anyways tonight we had burgers, and my daughter wouldn't eat my Quinky Sauce so I punished her by making her go to her room for a time out.

My wife get's all pissed at me for doing this, If my daughter doesn't want to eat the food we make in this house, why should I be the bad guy for punishing her?

I'm gonna continue making Burgers the way people in this family eats burgers, but I think maybe I could mild down my recipe a bit, I was wondering if you guy's had any recipe's or variation on Quinky Sauce that would be suitable for a child?

>> No.5837003
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5837003

>>5835719

>> No.5837043

>>5837003

>70% vegetable oil spread

So is that cup just like three quarters full

>> No.5837088

>>5832047
I have a milk allergy, and gave this a try a few years ago. Fucking horrid stuff. Basically tofu with "cheese" flavoring.

>Filtered Water, Expeller-Pressed Canola Oil, Inulin (Chicory Root Extract), Soymilk Powder (Soybeans), Soy Protein, Agar Agar, Sea Salt, Natural Flavor (Plant Sources), Carrageenan, Lactic Acid (Vegetable Source).

>> No.5837112

>>5835854
>Vomit, good sir
Every time.

>> No.5837156

>>5835791
>MUH THYROID

Fucking fat fucks. I told a waitress a few weeks ago about how I was going back to my hometown for an endocrinologist visit, and she told me, "Oh yeah, my little sister has thyroid problems too, she's a big girl and all, y'know?". Is she on thyroid replacement meds, such as Synthroid? "What's that?"

I hate being associated with these people. It's really upsetting when your condition is made invalid because some fat fucks decided that it was going to be theirs instead. There's even doctors out there that won't believe you have thyroid problems if you're not a lardbeast.

>> No.5837169

>>5835716
Oh, god i am laughing harder at this than i should

>> No.5837181

>>5835542
I know a guy who puts sugar in his scrambled eggs too. Sometimes he adds sweet chilli sauce too if he's feeling fancy. Why is this a thing?

>> No.5837185
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5837185

>>5837156
>Synthoid

GI Joe was real?

>> No.5837204
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5837204

>> No.5837218

>>5837181
Maybe they saw a recipe for tamagoyaki and applied it to scrambled eggs for some reason?

>> No.5837219

>>5835670
>>5835653
>>5835651
>>5835640

WHERE ARE THE VINEGAR HUSBANDS

YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE VINEGAR HUSBANDS

>> No.5837228
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5837228

>>5837185
Of course, anon. Of course.

>> No.5837229
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5837229

>>5837219
HERE'S YOUR FUCKING VINEGAR HUSBANDS

>> No.5837266

>>5835542
I was cringing the whole time. Nice one Anon.

>> No.5837277

>>5835797
pretty sure this is a parody

>> No.5837341

>>5837277
Pretty sure americans are living parodies.

>> No.5837521
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>> No.5837539
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5837539

>>5837521

>> No.5837595

>>5835311
Does anyone have a jpeg of that pyramid? Choked laughing, wanna put it in my obituary.

>> No.5837599

>>5835640
shh its chicken whispers

>> No.5837921

>>5835791
lol

>> No.5837925

>>5835797
I don't get it

>> No.5837991

>>5835936
>>5835931
>>5835927
>>5835909
>>5835904
>>5835898
>>5835893
>>5835891
>>5835889
>>5835883
>>5835880
>>5835876
>>5835874
this is why normalfags shouldn't be allowed to use the internet, they fall for such obvious b8

>> No.5838181

>>5837991
>muh NEETness

how's cooking for your mom going faggot

>> No.5838185

>>5835797
GHGGFGgHHhahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFUCKINGCHRIST

>> No.5838189

>>5837341
i'm an american and i agree, unfortunately.

>> No.5838314

>>5838181
almost as well as cooking for yours ;)

>> No.5838317

>>5835649
How?

>> No.5838326
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5838326

>>5835638
>Apple Himmlers

>> No.5838329

>>5837088
>first ingredients are water and oil
>HEALTHY VEGAN ALTERNATIVES

>> No.5838409
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5838409

>> No.5838456

>>5836476
No.
I was in this thread as a newfag. Since then, I've been looking for screens and archives, to no avail.

I had a picture in mind with not-butter. The google gave me a whole link
http://imgur.com/a/4TsiD

>> No.5838467

>>5835855
I fucking hate the smug look on her face

Like she's daring the viewer to tell her she's NOT gorgeous

FUCK YOU BITCH YOU DON'T OWN ME

>> No.5838507

>>5833696
im new to /ck/
what does wa la mean

>> No.5838513

>>5834468
all 3 of those are great

>> No.5838524

>>5835514
im crying trying to imagine a crying kid having hot banana slices thrown at him

>> No.5838526

>>5838507
jesus christ

it is just some guy that misspelled the phrase, that's all it is

>> No.5838551

>>5838526
wa la

>> No.5838558

>>5833151
Reminds me of when my mate had a heap of ratpacks left over from cadets and we'd blow up the tinned cheese.

>> No.5838567

>>5838526

its just one faggot trying to force a meme. ugnore him and it will go away.

>> No.5838585

>>5835845
to be fair, she also looks retarded

>> No.5838599

>>5831963
i dont get it

is it supposed to be funny because thats not how you make ice cubes?

>> No.5838604

>>5838567
>>5833852

I know the guy who posted "wa la" I have his snapchats saved, he's one of my best friends

He fucking hates that it became a thing

>> No.5838611

>>5838567
>i like quinky sauce

>> No.5838613

>>5835874
>bah kekekekekek

>> No.5838614

>>5835886
but it's an american product, you just eat a lot of it. not something to be proud of, really.

>> No.5838617

>>5832760

Real carbonara only has eggs, no cream.

>> No.5838619

>>5834461
i guess ginger is a gook thing, i ate some picked ginger at a chinese buffet once and it tasted like fucking windex

>> No.5838623

>>5835342
graham crackers were invented by a religious man to try and stop masturbation

look it up

>> No.5838624

>>5838619
Have you actually tasted windex?

>> No.5838643

>>5838624
it tasted like how windex smells

correction, pinesol, not windex

>> No.5838648

>>5838643
i think windex and pinesol smell great

>> No.5838672

>>5835542
Gagged three times

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5838673

>>5835653
>peanut loaf

Every fucking time. Every god damn time.

>> No.5838694
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5838694

Somehow I have only one thread cap that isn't a recipe.

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5838708

This shit had me screaming with laughter. It was a particularly ramen heavy day on the board.

>> No.5838712
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5838712

This is in response to the Deus Ex HR promotion with...burger king? "Win a trip to detroit" Some fast food burger place. I believe the thread topic was "shitty food promotions"

>> No.5838728
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5838728

Another gem

>> No.5838729
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>> No.5838732

>>5832851
they forgot his neon orange crocs.

>> No.5838734

>>5838708
>>5838712
>>5838728
>>5838729
please, never save a screenshot as .jpg

- /g/

>> No.5838737

>>5838694
this was pretty clever

>> No.5838751

>>5832846
i know him, he is emaciated skinny looking dude

>> No.5838792
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5838792

>>5835653
>WHITE PIPS
>nature's mistake

>> No.5838798
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5838798

No idea why I screened this and still have it saved after all these years.

/ck/ related I guess

>> No.5838812

>>5838734
If it has like 4 plain colours then yeah png makes a lot more sense, but saying to never do it is pretty fucking dumb.
I'm surprised you want for that and not the idiot using greasemonkey instead of scriptish.

>> No.5838881

>>5838712
The promotion was with Rustler's, a microwave burger at home cheap meal thing.

>> No.5838903
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5838903

>>5838712
>action packed

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5839045

>no one's posted the "What were there topping on" thread yet

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>>5838903

>> No.5839495
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>> No.5839730
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5839730

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAc8Cndxcn4

>> No.5839883

>>5839730
Oh. My. God.

What the fuck was that?

>> No.5839927

>>5835542
Please tell me nobody actually adds sugar to their eggs.

>> No.5840157

>>5835712
Holy fuck I'm going to get kicked out of the library

>> No.5840167

>>5839927
I make scrambled eggs with sugar, cinnamon and fried banana slices
sue me

>> No.5840200

>>5839927
it's pretty good actually, use about as much as you would salt
or maple syrup

>> No.5840589

>>5838734
>wasting file size on a screenshot.