ITT: cringey food shit "it melts in your mouth" "it's like a party in your mouth" sriracha gluten free take it away /ck/

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Anonymous Fri Sep 26 16:44:10 2014 No.5830862 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: cringey food shit

"it melts in your mouth"
"it's like a party in your mouth"

sriracha
gluten free

take it away /ck/

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 16:46:08 2014 No.5830869 cast iron

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 16:47:02 2014 No.5830871 Noma "mouthfeel" Chicago pizza

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 16:47:38 2014 No.5830873 >>5830862 "There's a party in my tummy, so yummy, so yummy."

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 16:47:46 2014 No.5830875 (insert stupid fucking name) food truck

Anonymous Fri Sep 26 16:49:24 2014 No.5830882

Never been to /ck/ before, how else would you describe food that melts in your mouth? Some food seems to do that, although not as much as certain advertisements would lead you to believe.

And why is gluten free a problem? The only time I see anything about gluten is when I'm with my uncle who had digestive issues.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 16:50:51 2014 No.5830887 File: 244 KB, 544x600, 1385460480633.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5830862 Plain cheese or veggie pizza

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 16:51:26 2014 No.5830891 people who say the following: >"omnomnom" >"it's like an orgasm in my mouth" >"yum-o" Also [insert food] in a mug.

Anonymous Fri Sep 26 16:51:28 2014 No.5830892

>>5830882
it would make sense for something like chocolate or salmon sashimi but it's not equatable with "this is good"

example:
"this ice cream melts in your mouth"

good

example:
"this hamburger is like a party in my mouth it just melts in your mouth"

bad

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 16:57:31 2014 No.5830913 >>5830891 B-b-bit I make serve my chili in mugs

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 16:58:26 2014 No.5830921 >>5830913 I'll make serve your ass with my foot

Anonymous Fri Sep 26 17:00:32 2014 No.5830929

>>5830892
Yeah. I would say it shouldn't mean good, but yeah like white tuna sashimi does seem to melt in your mouth.

Where do people say party in their mouth? I couldn't imagine someone saying that without jokingly trying to sound like a corny comment from the 80s.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 17:22:09 2014 No.5831003 File: 81 KB, 202x201, 1234234234324.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > "tasty"

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 17:24:09 2014 No.5831010 >>5830891 >omnomnom >it's like an orgasm in my mouth Fucking this. Also, >umami I just hate hearing it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 17:32:09 2014 No.5831027 File: 7 KB, 225x225, sly pepe is sad again.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"the food tasted great but the texture ruined it" fuck texture faggots

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 17:35:39 2014 No.5831042 >>5830929 >white tuna Enjoy your gutter fish and diarrhea

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 17:40:11 2014 No.5831053 >>5831027 I'm picky with texture, sorry sempai. ;-;

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 17:41:30 2014 No.5831061 Any and all of Guy Fieri's catchphrases, but hey, I still like the show.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 17:41:41 2014 No.5831062 >>5830862 I-I-I like sriracha.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 17:42:58 2014 No.5831065 File: 94 KB, 1280x720, tmp_4459-1407514091927286777848.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5831042

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 17:50:52 2014 No.5831090 File: 130 KB, 600x449, epic-bacon-delicious-bacon-2972780-600-449[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 17:54:15 2014 No.5831099 People who make grotesque sensual groans when they take a bite of something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 17:54:20 2014 No.5831100 >>5831065 White tuna 98% of the time is Escolar, which is a poor quality fish, and it's really not good for you. Don't order white tuna unless it specifies that it is albacore, or some such. That said >white tuna Enjoy your diarrhea

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 19:11:48 2014 No.5831337 autistic hemorrhoid faces like you people

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 19:15:19 2014 No.5831358 >>5831100 That's not tuna. I'm talking about shiro maguro. Escolar looks nothing fucking like it. Enjoy your being a retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 19:16:47 2014 No.5831364 low fat diet food superfood organic paleo vegan grain-free

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 19:19:02 2014 No.5831371 >>5831337 did we pinch a nerve, aspie?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 19:21:10 2014 No.5831382 >>5830862 but people are actually allergic to gluten

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 08:36:40 2014 No.5832782 >activated almonds

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 08:39:50 2014 No.5832786 >>5832782 >triggered trailmix

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 08:42:42 2014 No.5832792 >>5831364 food taste onion good bad

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 08:46:23 2014 No.5832800 >>5831010 >umami I know three syllable words are a bit much for someone like you, but complaining about this is as ridiculous

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 09:09:45 2014 No.5832834 File: 1.03 MB, 500x311, panda-knock-over-shopping-cart_1410914990.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >thread of hardcore autists

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 09:46:39 2014 No.5832904 >>5830891 I made steamed puddings in mugs because i didn't have enough ramekins, so you can suck my dick

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 10:02:16 2014 No.5832929 File: 98 KB, 640x427, deconstructedmunchybox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "deconstructed"

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 10:17:54 2014 No.5832949 I'm not super snobby like you faggots but it irks the shit out of me when people act like bacon is the end-all be-all of food

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 10:19:25 2014 No.5832951 >'delish'

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 10:30:48 2014 No.5832973 >>5830891 >"it's like an orgasm in my mouth" Please do not say this unless you mean it tastes like someone blew their load in your mouth.

Anonymous Sat Sep 27 10:54:23 2014 No.5833004

I gotta say, the worst is still hearing a fat hamplanet complained about gluten intolerance.

>obese hypochondriac at work
>allergic to every known food
>eats fried fruit pies, frozen green chili burritos and frozen TV dinners.

Why do people do this? Is it because they want to feel unique? It always comes up whenever there is a potluck/pizza party, some dimwit always has to ask "gluten free? Anyone?" Just so a few faggots can raise thier hand and make us order 2 whole gluten free, vegan pizzas, which taste like shit, and are always left over almost entirely mind you.

Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 10:56:14 2014 No.5833005 File: 29 KB, 500x375, disgusted_cat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >with super fruits and super berries >directly from Mother Nature

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 10:59:04 2014 No.5833008 >needs more bacon >needs more nutella >ramen is best food >i'm a vegan

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 11:00:36 2014 No.5833011 I don't know why, but when people eat something and say "oh, it has such a good flavor" and just keep saying the word "flavor, flavor, flavor" it makes me want to scream. Just say it tastes good, fucker.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 11:05:36 2014 No.5833019 >>5832782 fucking /fit/

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 11:24:00 2014 No.5833037 >>5831099 this right here

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 11:24:18 2014 No.5833038 when people are in awe of the crack from creme brulee crackle from pork crackling something golden brown and fucking fondant cakes that look "pretty" but the actual cake tastes like crap.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 11:26:53 2014 No.5833044 >>5830862 superfoods low fat all natural authentic debate over American use of protected European names on inferior domestic products - yes, it's silly that we do this, but we're not going to stop best chain (whatever) chicken breast

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 11:29:33 2014 No.5833048 File: 97 KB, 570x611, o-WOMAN-SCREAMING-570.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5830862 call me cray cray but I love the word "moist"

Anonymous Sat Sep 27 11:32:29 2014 No.5833053
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>>5833008
Kinda related

>Dipping fries into milk shakes
>autistic hotdog/hamburger/corndog foodies NO KETCHUP A L L O W E D
>"blah blah blah, everything is better with bacon grease lol"

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 11:41:16 2014 No.5833073 >>5830862 >"i love japanese food!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 11:45:52 2014 No.5833079 >>5833073 >I love Japanese food >eats buffets, cheap sushi and ramen

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 11:48:00 2014 No.5833085 >flavorful WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN FUCKING EXPLAIN THE TASTE, IDIOT

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 11:50:02 2014 No.5833095 Fucking foodie. Fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 11:50:34 2014 No.5833096 >>5833053 but everything IS better with bacon grease

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 11:50:39 2014 No.5833097 >rustic >just like mom used to make

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 11:52:15 2014 No.5833100 >>5831100 >albacore bigger fish, more mercury. enjoy mercury poisoning, I'll stick to tuna

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 11:53:01 2014 No.5833104 >>5833096 on the scale to autist to american, how fat are you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 12:02:08 2014 No.5833126 >>5833011 this dish really has FLAVA-FLAVE!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 12:14:45 2014 No.5833154 >>5832929 That forks looks fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 12:29:26 2014 No.5833184 >>5831382 Gluten allergy is a myth

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 12:33:14 2014 No.5833193 >>5833053 >dipping fries into milk shake Nigger I will fight you. That salty sweet taste is Wendy's only redeeming quality

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 12:36:05 2014 No.5833201 >This is making me moist >MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm >Ahegao face to express pleasure of taste >This is so exotic! >Now this is REAL food! >Telling me how great it is while you're still chewing

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 12:36:51 2014 No.5833204 >>5833193 This.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 12:37:32 2014 No.5833209 >>5833193 you're a fucking 50's movie cliche

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 13:06:02 2014 No.5833303 >>5830892 >he doesn't know how to cook burgers hahaha wow, nice one admitting your inadequacy fag

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 13:07:05 2014 No.5833308 >>5832800 fuck you weeb

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 13:16:45 2014 No.5833348 >>5831099 i love that shit

Anonymous Sat Sep 27 13:23:53 2014 No.5833373

>>5831364
>low fat
lots of food is low fat
>diet food
any food is diet food
>superfood
better than normal food
>organic
made with organisms
>paleo
came from a certain era in time
>vegan
food that has no meat
>grain-free
food that has no grain

kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 13:27:34 2014 No.5833385 >>5833004 >being this poor No, fuck YOU faggot, just buy a regular pizza for yourself like the fat fuck you are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 13:30:10 2014 No.5833393 >>5833053 >milkshakes and bacon are not allowed >ketchup is your plebeian is showing

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 15:21:18 2014 No.5833791 File: 688 KB, 3715x2089, fridge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Show us your fridges /ck/. Yes, mine is pitiful I know, I should kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 15:31:28 2014 No.5833823 >>5833791 Meant to make a new thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 15:33:36 2014 No.5833830 all natural

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 16:12:59 2014 No.5833938 >>5833791 You don't even cook, get out of /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 16:28:02 2014 No.5833966 File: 24 KB, 404x297, fussy-baby-eating.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] egg plant any thing tripecaviar sweet anything, sweet iced tea, a few of my least favorite things . and "light" beer. rare duck or poulrty

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 16:31:12 2014 No.5833969 >>5831053 >sempai >sem Uninstall life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 16:51:20 2014 No.5834013 Nutella Orgasm face or noise when eating Bacon Thinking Cajun/creole just means spicy Calling food beautiful The list goes on

Anonymous Sat Sep 27 16:57:51 2014 No.5834029

>>5833966
I will eat 'most any thing but a few others hard or soft "pretzel" breads youkon jack or southern comfort. and dates (remind me of cockroaches) lastly - carrots the big boiled ones. the are ok roasted, mirpoux or in cake and a bit in soups or stews. but canned boiled carrots? no thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 23:07:55 2014 No.5834922 >>5831010 >>umami >I just hate hearing it. >>5832800 Why can't they just say "savory"? It's the same amount of syllables and is a better description because more people know what savory means.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 23:22:25 2014 No.5834952 >>5833073 I love Japan, period!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 23:36:36 2014 No.5834981 >>5833184 Celiac disease is not a myth. Two different things, but gluten free is necessary for celiacs

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 11:18:38 2014 No.5836085 >>5834952 THE TEA CEREMONIES!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 11:27:58 2014 No.5836103 >>5834922 Savory and umami are different. It's like saying "HURR DON'T SAY MAGENTA, WHEN YOU CAN SAY PINK, MAGENTA IS PRETENTIOUS"

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 11:34:11 2014 No.5836123 >>5831027 the fuck? texture's one of the essential elements of food.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 11:36:39 2014 No.5836130 >>5833008 I see nutella get mentioned a lot in threads like this. What's the deal with nutella in america? I can't stand the stuff personally, but like 90% of french have it for their breakfast.

Anonymous Sun Sep 28 11:40:01 2014 No.5836137

>>5836130

Nutella is one of those weird things that is rarely eaten at home, but is widely available. I guess it's kind of like cool whip in that sense.

Anyway, teenagers often "discover" it when they move out on their own (to college or whatever), and they freak out about it and, in modern times, post about it on social media.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 11:41:19 2014 No.5836141 >>5836137 sensible response

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>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 11:42:44 2014 No.5836148 thanks for the nhk wallpaper anon first time seeing this one

Anonymous Sun Sep 28 11:46:28 2014 No.5836159

>>5836137
>rarely eaten at home

Really? How do people eat it in restaurants or whatever?

I think that for a lot of eurofags, its just something in the fridge, like peanut butter.

Strange. I wonder if there's some american product that euro hipsters eat to annoy people?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 11:48:55 2014 No.5836167 >>5836159 Well, I can't speak for all americans but the only time I ever really eat it is on crepes from a place near my office. There is also a waffle cart nearby that offers it, I think.

Anonymous Sun Sep 28 11:52:50 2014 No.5836174
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>>5836167

Ahh, I had an image of them just dumping a pot of nutella with a knife sticking out of it on the table with your toast.

I've also seen pic related and you can get these horrible bscuit stick things with nutella in the packet to dip them into.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 12:48:38 2014 No.5836325 File: 97 KB, 500x275, NUTELLA SNACKS TO GO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5836174 I had one of these the other day and it was okay, nothing special.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 12:51:50 2014 No.5836333 File: 97 KB, 1600x855, nutellawtf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5836325 Yeah, that's what I meant. Rancid things. Nutella are definitely keen to grow their brand or whatever. You can get all kinds of nutella shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 12:54:23 2014 No.5836345 >>5832973 >implying I don't mean this

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 13:16:43 2014 No.5836402 File: 2.77 MB, 320x180, yo-gabba-gabba-o.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5830873 Great, now I have that shit stuck in my head

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 14:06:19 2014 No.5836546 >>5836085 J-ROCK!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 14:10:05 2014 No.5836555 >Now with a NEW recipe/formula Whyy

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 14:46:31 2014 No.5836614 >>5833184 please, spend a day with me in a locked, airtight room with a loaf of bread. you will not survive my emissions, and I will keel over and pass out from the intestinal pain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 15:04:16 2014 No.5836632 >>5830862 "it's a mouth-gasm!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 15:07:32 2014 No.5836636 >>5832929 i dont get deconstructed shit. its like the salad bar of plated food--basically its just build your own.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 15:08:08 2014 No.5836637 >>5830869 stop forcing these shitty /tv/ tier memes on /ck/ >>5830913 fucking stupid

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 15:09:37 2014 No.5836639 >muh nutella >muh bacon wrapped >low fat >orgasm in my mouth >the word "mouthfeel" and every time i watch my roommate cook steak

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 15:11:44 2014 No.5836642 File: 48 KB, 590x392, DSC_0148-819x544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5836636 and then you get things like pic related being called deconstructed. looks like some shrimp on a skewer. what does it even mean?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 15:13:21 2014 No.5836644 >Organic

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 15:15:34 2014 No.5836647 >being apposed to using A1 A1 is fucking delicious fuck everyone who thinks this

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 15:22:45 2014 No.5836662 >>5836639 oh and >deconstructed

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 15:43:56 2014 No.5836723 >>5836642 wait, so a deconstructed shrimp kebab is just a shrimp kebab? fuck this shit man, why even use a word if you don't mean that word

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 15:47:11 2014 No.5836733 >>5836642 That is not deconstructed. That is literally just a kebab. I hate the deconstructed shit, but don't try to stir up more shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 15:49:56 2014 No.5836737 >>5836733 Oh fuck. You're right. I take it back, I suck cocks. I reverse google searched it. What the fuck man

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 15:54:16 2014 No.5836745 >>5836737 thats okay anon. its only natural to not want to believe this horseshit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 16:01:49 2014 No.5836761 >>5833193 This. you don't dip your fries in your frosty? fucking pleb

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 16:02:33 2014 No.5836765 >>5836159 You don't put peanutbutter or nutella in the fridge you fucking idiot It's impossible to spread

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 16:05:33 2014 No.5836773 >>5836642 Deconstructed gumbo, right?

Anonymous Sun Sep 28 16:08:30 2014 No.5836778

Chilli and bolognese. I don't know what it is but people get absolutely mental. Tell them you put beans in your chilli, they'll tell you that this isn't a real chilli and that theirs is far superiour. Tell them that you don't simmer your bolognese for 12 fucking hours? UGH GET AWAY YOU PLEB

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 16:08:43 2014 No.5836780 >>5833373 9/10 i laughed

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 12:07:47 2014 No.5839213 >>5836137 The fuck are you saying? here in Italy Nutella is normally eaten everywhere, and at home too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 12:40:27 2014 No.5839279 >>5836103 >Savory and umami are different. No they aren't.

Anonymous Mon Sep 29 12:58:37 2014 No.5839311

>Invite a couple of friends around for BBQ
>one of them asks if he can bring a +1, sure whatever
>This new guest, who have never seen before, rings me up to say he doesn't want steak and wants chicken nuggets
>On the day he complains about chicken nugget brand

Holy fuck, if he were veggie or something I would understand, but seriously, fuck you Joshua Hodges

Anonymous Mon Sep 29 13:28:03 2014 No.5839372

>>5830882
Gluten free is a problem because a tiny portion of the population suffer for gluten-related digestive issues while another huge portion pretend they do so they can feel unique or special. Non-celiac gluten sensitivity is a rampant scam.

But sorry for your uncle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 13:39:50 2014 No.5839410 >>5833966 But I like eggplant

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 13:41:31 2014 No.5839413 >>5839311 What? This has to be fake. What did this guy act like the whole time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 13:46:10 2014 No.5839420 >>5833053 Gr8 b8

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 13:49:22 2014 No.5839433 >>5833966 What's the deal with light beer anyway? I've never seen it anywhere else but in America.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 13:57:47 2014 No.5839459 File: 8 KB, 546x566, 1341706103678.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5830862 when people actually like the food i cook for them. what the hell?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 17:15:09 2014 No.5840024 >>5839213 Read that comment thread again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 17:19:54 2014 No.5840040 >>5833966 >sweet iced tea fuck you, thats the most refreshing drink in the world

Anonymous Mon Sep 29 17:49:59 2014 No.5840116

Hey cu/ck/s, have any of you no longer enjoy going to restaurants after you learned how to cook? Over the last year, I've noticed that anytime I go out with friends, I just do not enjoy eating food that i have not prepared. I find it a waste of money, as I can make better food for less. Granted, I do not live near any michelin star places. I now think all the praise over eating out is undeserved and overblown.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 18:03:23 2014 No.5840160 >>5830862 "Paleo"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 18:03:35 2014 No.5840163 >wow, this tastes great! every fucking time >2014 >still enjoying food

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 18:08:43 2014 No.5840184 >>5836647 I use A1 for burgers, I will never put it on a steak. I like to taste the flavor of my steaks, maybe a tiny amount of fried onions, but nothing that will take away the flavor of the juices.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 18:11:34 2014 No.5840191 >>5840116 You're not paying money just for the food. It's the "dining" experience you're paying for. You sound like my friend, it dosent even come down to the cost of the food, it's more the fact he's a jew with money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 18:16:02 2014 No.5840205 >Gluten free >Cringe worthy Fuck you OP, my best friend's mother suffers from that Celiac's Disease.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 18:20:08 2014 No.5840214 >>5840205 > protip she's lying and doing it to be hip

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 18:20:18 2014 No.5840218 when they gesture and point at the plate with their utensil while chewing and saying shit. I don't know why but I want to punch them in the face

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 18:51:32 2014 No.5840328 I hate that bacon is supposedly a joke now. I always enjoyed it and thought it made a lot of things better as a kid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 18:54:04 2014 No.5840333 >>5833073 >>5833079 I went a random local Japanese restaurant after years of being spoiled by high end places and for the first time in my life I was disappointed by sushi. It tasted exactly like the super market shit I used to get in high school.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 18:55:04 2014 No.5840336 >>5836143 Worked for me. Helped my ADD too, which was a nice side effect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 19:10:14 2014 No.5840369 >>5830862 When people have an orgasm while eating something. Also when people make disgusting sounds when they chew.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 19:10:15 2014 No.5840370 >>5830887 I'm in Italy at the moment and plain cheese pizza is a pretty common thing, there's no stigma around it. Sometimes you just don't really feel like toppings.

Anonymous Mon Sep 29 19:14:13 2014 No.5840376

>>5830887
good veggie pizzas are god tier. unless you mean the generic vegetarian/garden pizza that has all the veggies they could think of on, in which case, those are awful.

shit i cant stand: when people say/write nanas, strawbs, avo instead bananas, strawberries, avocado. and in cooking shows, where theres some "authentic" cook, and they're only saying some words in their native language. that de laurentis pissed me off the most with her mozaRRRRella. (i dont even think italians roll their r-s) just...why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 19:14:52 2014 No.5840378 >>5840370 That's wonderful. I, however, always feel like toppings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 19:16:42 2014 No.5840383 >>5832904 >pouring puddding in cups my nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 19:36:59 2014 No.5840463 >>5840376 I don't know exactly who you're talking about, but the person you're referring to sounds like an Italian-American that's been fucking way too many Mexicans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 19:42:17 2014 No.5840478 File: 69 KB, 500x753, giada-de-laurentiis-the-40th-annual-daytime_3722056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5840463 giada de laurentiis, pic related.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 19:45:44 2014 No.5840488 grass fed

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 20:00:50 2014 No.5840522 >yummy >vegan I work with someone who uses these words to describe every meal/food she eats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 20:02:54 2014 No.5840529 File: 13 KB, 240x320, absolutely disgusting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5840522 >yummy Filthy casual.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 20:16:27 2014 No.5840561 >>5840478 Alton's face.... those tits.... fapping

Anonymous Mon Sep 29 20:20:23 2014 No.5840577

It occurred to me the other day that "deconstructed" food is more or less the same food people prepare for children.

First you bullshit them, give them a long winded sales pitch to trick them into eating it, then you present the food to them. Everything placed on the plate, all the food is off in its own separate area of the plate. Baby will throw a tantrum if the meat is touching the vegetables, or if you accidentally get some sauce on the wrong bit of food.

It's food for man-children.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 20:23:16 2014 No.5840594 >>5833791 as long as a fridge is clean and not completely empty or filled with soda, i think you are good

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 20:27:04 2014 No.5840603 >eating fucking disgusting

Anonymous Mon Sep 29 20:30:36 2014 No.5840617
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>>5830862
nutella

nomnomnom

yummy

better than sex

basic bitches obsessing over wine, or chocolate

dad noises

gluten free

delish

hearing about men's diet and exercise plans that they never follow through on

sushi

paleo HURRRRR

Anonymous Mon Sep 29 20:34:23 2014 No.5840630
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>loud smacking sounds when chewing

Apparently some Asian cultures consider it a sign of respect to do so and there's actually a real disorder related to irrational anger at minor eating sounds, but the combination of those two things has the potential to make me a murderer someday.

I don't care if it's part of your traditional ancient heritage and modern psychology calls me a mentally affected asshole; if you chew your food like a fucking water buffalo I want to delete your ancestors and put a dress shoe through your windpipe.

Anonymous Mon Sep 29 20:41:30 2014 No.5840656
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Pumpkin spice

Guy Fieri or Adam Richman

Raw diets

Tried sushi a few times and thinks they're a Japanese gourmet (applied to Korean cuisine as well)

People who ignore dish-cleaning responsibilities

Improper food storage

Epic Meal Time and imitators

"Orgasm"

Sustainable

Foodie

Eatery

Decadent

Guilt-free

Sinful

Toothsome

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 20:45:07 2014 No.5840672 >self declared "foodie" >can not cook and unwilling to learn >>5840478 Is this the one that is really good at oral sex and is connected to many male celebrities?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 21:23:26 2014 No.5840803 >>5840672 that's your mom faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 21:43:00 2014 No.5840867 File: 83 KB, 303x231, weeb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5836546 GIRUGAMESH!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 02:52:49 2014 No.5841577 File: 52 KB, 960x720, 1411937712410.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One thing I always hate is when I'm like halfway through a dish someone will ask if it's good. God damn if I hated it then I wouldn't be eating it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 03:49:04 2014 No.5841639 >>5839279 They are In terms of subsets its like this Savoury things>Things with umami taste

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 04:26:59 2014 No.5841680 >>5830887 The fuck is wrong with you? Do you really think cheese-bread needs meat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 04:38:51 2014 No.5841692 >>5830862 Vegan egg mayonnaise

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 04:55:46 2014 No.5841709 >Roommates that have total fucking manchild senses of taste and are practically afraid of vegetables. >"Lel, bacon flavored everything" >"All broccoli must have cheese in it to be edible" >"I hate the way water tastes"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 05:06:00 2014 No.5841719 >>5833791 Nigger is that a pre made egg salad San which? And where's the booze?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 05:14:58 2014 No.5841727 >Vegan meat and dairy analogues You made your choice, you don't get vegan bacon cheeseburgers or vegan pizza, you made your goddamn choice by refraining from animal products. >"I don't like rape, but simulated rape is OK."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 05:15:27 2014 No.5841729 >A wedge of cheese/cake >A dollop of cream >lashings of butter >our "in-house special sauce" >our famous fries

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 05:16:24 2014 No.5841730 recipes that use creamer instead of dairy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 05:20:02 2014 No.5841736 File: 58 KB, 380x253, aspic_eggs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Aspics >Of any kind >in 2014 I wanted to slap this one bitch who brought this nasty ham and egg aspic similar to pic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 05:22:45 2014 No.5841746 >>5841736 what the fuck is that

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 05:25:35 2014 No.5841752 >>5841736 They're pretty. I think if I were born without any sense of taste I might think they looked good. Like eating a brain or a monster.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 05:30:04 2014 No.5841759 >>5841746 It's like savoury meat Jello with random shit throw in like eggs, meats and vegetables.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 07:17:28 2014 No.5841882 File: 79 KB, 500x338, 1383182611482.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5841736 Serious question, how do I make that? Gelatin ratio? Can and should I use pickle juice?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 07:48:34 2014 No.5841918 anything uttered by Andrew Zimmern while he's eating.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 08:18:23 2014 No.5841947 >>5830862 i got one cuz my mom and brother use this JUST CUT A LITTLE SLIVER OF CAKE AND SCARF IT ALL DOWN ITS SO SCRUMPTIOUS fuck that

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 08:29:25 2014 No.5841959 File: 77 KB, 500x628, 1407799507151.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5841882 i don't want this

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 08:29:31 2014 No.5841960 >>5841882 that looks strangely fascinating

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 08:48:52 2014 No.5842000 "Can I come with?" Come with what? A chainsaw to scare children? A wheelbarrow full of silver dicks? A polka-dotted elephant? Finish your fucking sentence!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 09:06:31 2014 No.5842033 >>5842000 Sitting here on the toilet trying to shit. Read this and lol'd. The loling helped me shit. Thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 09:16:41 2014 No.5842054 >>5833969 >spelling it how it's pronounced

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 11:25:37 2014 No.5842338 File: 418 KB, 1024x600, Screenshot_2014-09-24-17-21-21.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5832951 This. Fucking that. Pic not related

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 11:38:28 2014 No.5842360 >>5840630 >there's actually a real disorder related to irrational anger at minor eating sounds I think I have this, because >potential to make me a murderer someday is so fucking true.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 11:50:19 2014 No.5842385 >Mooozarrell' (with that rolled r) >Mozz >'urbs >au jous and other fancy shmancy words >sammi/sammich

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 11:57:13 2014 No.5842398 >>5841727 You do know that rape fetishists don't actually want to be raped, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 12:14:29 2014 No.5842436 >>5842360 yeah, it's called misophonia. i've got it to, and it fucking sucks.

Anonymous Tue Sep 30 12:15:10 2014 No.5842439

>>5842000
fuck i fucking hate that so much. it must be an northwest indiana thing too cause all my friends from there say it fucking constantly and it makes me want to slap them.

see also: "he's good people". I cant even bring myself to say that out loud.

food related:

>calling your pretentious craft beer "sessionable" instead of saying you can drink alot of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 12:18:45 2014 No.5842444 Cook at a nice resto here >gluten free/dairy free/soy free/corn free

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 12:29:17 2014 No.5842463 >>5831099 >Be sample guy at costco >sserving out seasoned salmon >women comes up and eats one >starts sounding like she's getting fucked It's both weird and fucking annoying at the same time

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 12:31:51 2014 No.5842470 >>5842463 Was she hot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 12:32:31 2014 No.5842471 >>5842470 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 12:34:20 2014 No.5842476 >>5833201 >Takes bite >Oh...OOHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 12:36:14 2014 No.5842478 >>5836644 Where I work I'm seeing shit like organic pasta now. Organic fucking pasta?! This shit is beyong getting out of hand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 12:37:44 2014 No.5842481 >movie scene of people eating >needlessly attention drawing clanging of utensils on plates

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 12:39:55 2014 No.5842485 >Sandwhich Engineer

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 12:47:19 2014 No.5842497 >>5842485 >mixologist

Anonymous Tue Sep 30 13:44:17 2014 No.5842586

>>5842385
>au jous and other fancy shmancy words

>Doesn't use proper, common terms
>Confirmed for being a wannabe cook
>Probably thinks Epic Meal Times is cooking

If you've ever worked as a real chef, you'd have learned all the proper terms. They aren't fancy shmancy. They are just terms that even the dishsasher would know

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 13:49:58 2014 No.5842599 >>5842586 I'm not a native English-speaker so they sound incredibly, incredibly pretentious to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 14:05:02 2014 No.5842635 >>5842599 Most of those terms are French. Adlike I said, if you've ever worked in a decent restaurant, even the dishswasher picks up those common terms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 14:07:29 2014 No.5842638 >>5842635 I know they're French, which is why they sound pretentious. And I never worked at a restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 14:07:49 2014 No.5842640 >>5842497 >barista

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 14:14:51 2014 No.5842649 Bacon. Fuck you epicmealtime.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 14:15:44 2014 No.5842652 >>5842640 Barista is actually legitimate, though, since there is no other word for it. A sandwich artist is a cook, a mixologist is a bartender.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 14:18:41 2014 No.5842653 >>5842652 Coffee maker

Anonymous Tue Sep 30 14:19:37 2014 No.5842655

>>5842638
Then you can't call it pretentious when everybody in the fucking industry uses those terms. It just shows how very little you know.

It'd be like telling a physicist, a welder, an engineer, or any other specialized profession to stop using terms you don't understand because thy soun pretentious because you're ignorant in said field.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 14:20:20 2014 No.5842657 >>5842655 Of course I can say that they sound pretentious. They're French words, they always sound pretentious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 14:22:44 2014 No.5842663 >>5842653 A coffee maker is an appliance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 14:24:36 2014 No.5842668 >>5842663 Yeah well you know that's true. But it can also be a person making coffee.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 14:28:12 2014 No.5842676 >>5842657 You can call your dick a magic lamp for all I care. You'll sound like an idiot when somebody correctly uses the terms and your ignorance surfaces.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 14:31:53 2014 No.5842685 >>5842676 Neither dick nor magic lamp are French terms. Also >implying I won't sound more like an idiot when I use French terms for things that have names in my language

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 14:36:32 2014 No.5842697 >>5842668 Except that no one uses that phrase, so it ranks among other obfuscations such as "sandwich artist" and "mixologist."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 14:44:54 2014 No.5842720 >Dances on the pallet

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 14:47:05 2014 No.5842725 ITT: autism

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 14:51:46 2014 No.5842736 >"you've taken those simple ingredients, and just elevated them".

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 15:02:01 2014 No.5842777 Whenever someone uses the term "ooey gooey" to describe food it makes me want to vomit.

Anonymous Tue Sep 30 15:37:24 2014 No.5842886

>>5836159
Scotfag reporting in, we rarely have nutella outside of home actually. It's mainly just a breakfast for when there is nothing else to eat, but you have some old bread lying around. But when I go to spain it seems to be more obvious, especially with creperies and all that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 15:48:35 2014 No.5842920 File: 5 KB, 271x200, 1510431_10202207923710958_1510381237_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5831027 >mfw this nigga doesn't even texture I guess you'd be fine of pizza had the texture of cum then.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 18:04:59 2014 No.5843288 File: 17 KB, 67x62, oooooo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5843282

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 18:06:28 2014 No.5843292 >>5842720 >pallet

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 18:20:39 2014 No.5843332 >>5840369 when people see me have an orgasm at a restaurant and tell the waiter "I'll have what she's having" so annoying, fucking hipster plebs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 18:26:16 2014 No.5843351 "All Natural" Meaningless marketing term, on everything with a green or brown package.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 19:29:28 2014 No.5843548 >>5843332 you can have my sausage

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 21:01:05 2014 No.5843855 File: 2 KB, 124x87, ௵.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GMO - free

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 21:25:01 2014 No.5843928 File: 61 KB, 934x1280, 1280173621267.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "I'm vegan"( only eats pasta,French fries and bread)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 21:41:40 2014 No.5843981 >>5840630 >>5842360 We would all get along spendidly while we ate in perfect silence. I want to behead my dad every time he eats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 21:42:25 2014 No.5843986 >>5840656 >pumpkin spice Fuck you fagit. Don't like that sweet autumn taste?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 21:43:47 2014 No.5843992 >>5841736 >>5841882 This is the most disgusting shit I have ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 21:44:38 2014 No.5843996 >>5831027 do you blend all your food then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 22:21:09 2014 No.5844137 >>5843928 Doesn't pasta use eggs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 22:34:00 2014 No.5844187 >>5841727 not a vegan or vegetarian here, but holy shit you're fucking dumb

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 22:39:25 2014 No.5844201 >>5842478 Pretty sure it refers to the conditions in which the wheat was grown, eggs were collected, etc. It's just as legitimate as organic lettuce or eggs.

Anonymous Tue Sep 30 22:48:37 2014 No.5844223

people feel the need to exaggerate positively and negatively about food:

OMG mcdonalds tastes like FUcking Shit!!!!

THis bubbletea is soooo fucking delicious i love it sooo much.

it is like a teenage way of talking about everything. almost everything is just moderate or slightly good or bad, no 'FUCKING SHIT"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 22:52:04 2014 No.5844239 retard hippies that smoke pot refusing to eat fast good because it causes cancer

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 00:24:39 2014 No.5844522 the word mouthfeel fuck off

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 00:29:23 2014 No.5844533 >>5844223 I don't know about bubble tea or whatever but in the context of edible, correctly prepared foods, McDonald's is objectively pretty god damn terrible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 00:31:10 2014 No.5844541 >>5836143 Low carb diets aren't cringey by themselves, but justifications of paleo are a different story.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 01:13:25 2014 No.5844624 >>5842444 Where are you from? Nothing weird, I just have a friend from Argentina and that's how he calls restaurants

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 01:52:04 2014 No.5844724 >>5836773 >corn >gumbo nah, more like deconstructed cajun boil

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 01:57:32 2014 No.5844743 >>5842439 >he's good people yeah wtf is up with this shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 05:29:45 2014 No.5845310 File: 8 KB, 249x243, 1412123237833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5830862 >UMAMI

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:04:05 2014 No.5845358 >>5845310 What's wrong with that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:07:16 2014 No.5845361 >>5830862 >pretzel crust >stuffed ___ >new $5 ___ basically shitty fast food gimmicks

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:10:45 2014 No.5845369 >>5843288 >>5843282 >>5843281 >>5843276 >>5843272 THE FACES OF THE DAMNED SCREAM OUT TO ME

Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:11:34 2014 No.5845370

>>5836159
>Strange. I wonder if there's some american product that euro hipsters eat to annoy people?

Peanut butter

It's really the other way around here. Nutella is a normal everyday thing to put on your bread but people will look weird at you for eating peanut butter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:12:23 2014 No.5845372 >>5845361 little ceez is godlike. go fly a kite, friend. :3

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:12:52 2014 No.5845374 >>5845310 Literally nothing wrong with the word umami. Fucking deal with it ya bellend.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:14:25 2014 No.5845376 I have an irrational hatred for mayonnaise, I just find it extremely disgusting. Fuck mayonnaise

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:16:42 2014 No.5845380 >>5845376 That's like saying you hate cheese in general. Ever tried making your own?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:17:32 2014 No.5845381 >>5845376 Are you black?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:18:17 2014 No.5845382 >>5845381 I'm white

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:31:01 2014 No.5845394 >>5845382 are you a self-race-hating-white-anti-supremacist?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:38:43 2014 No.5845401 >>5845394 Yes, I pray to my slavery shrine for forgiveness for the sins of the past while doing the daily mayonnaise sacrifice to the african gods.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:44:22 2014 No.5845406 >I'M ON A ONE WAY TRIP TO FLAVOURTOWN

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:45:13 2014 No.5845408 >>5845401 does this sacrifice include whipping naked 14 year olds that are on their knees with chains around their necks while you chant "mayonnaise" in Latin to repent for the past mistakes of your white ancestors? if not, you're doing it wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:48:21 2014 No.5845414 >>5845408 Only on the weekends

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:52:59 2014 No.5845421 What was that movie where the undercover black guy carried around a bottle of hot sauce in case a white person tried to feed them mayonnaise? Might have been Soul Plane , not sure though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:54:59 2014 No.5845424 File: 88 KB, 800x600, activatedalmonds.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] activated almonds alkalized water emu meatballs

Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:02:29 2014 No.5845430
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>eating pizza that our coolguy boss got us in the break room
>my ditzy co-worker comes in
>"Oh, I love pizza!"
>she walks over with her plate and starts fucking picking off the toppings
>wiping her nasty ass fingers and long nails everywhere
>ask her what the fuck she's doing
>"Oh, I'm gluten free, so I can't have bread."
>sit there and watch her eat a plate full of toppings
>my fucking face the entire time

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:03:26 2014 No.5845431 >>5830862 THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE RAPETRAIN TO FLAVORTOWN

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:04:46 2014 No.5845433 >>5845421 UNDERCOVER BROTHER LOL loved that movie

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:06:36 2014 No.5845435 File: 17 KB, 560x253, lewdacris.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5845430 :3

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:13:41 2014 No.5845438 >>5845433 Heh, gonna have to go rewatch it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:15:27 2014 No.5845440 >>5845421 >What was that movie where the undercover black guy carried around a bottle of hot sauce in case a white person tried to feed them mayonnaise? that movie just sounds fucking ricockulous now i have to watch it...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:17:57 2014 No.5845445 >>5845440 it wasnt a bottle it was in his watch since he was undercover as a white person then he sprayed a guy in the face with it also watch pootie tang

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:22:15 2014 No.5845447 >>5845430 that's so gross, reminds me of being in middle school and them just leaving out entire pizzas for kids to serve themselves. half of them would be thrown around or have indentations from fingers... nasty

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:30:45 2014 No.5845452 >>5845445 >it was in his watch since he was undercover as a white person wtf lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 10:29:22 2014 No.5845680 >>5844522 But some things just don't feel good in your mouth, they have a weird texture/are awkward or unpleasant to chew

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 10:31:22 2014 No.5845684 >>5845430 >I'm gluten free Do people even know what they're talking about anymore? It's like those people that said "I support ALS!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 10:40:04 2014 No.5845695 >>5845424 This is why fatties complain about healthy food being expensive. They look at shit like this guy's food, and point to it as an excuse for them to eat like shit. Also, >2014 >still eating dead food

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 13:42:40 2014 No.5846003 >>5832834 >board

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 13:43:58 2014 No.5846006 >>5830891 Any time someone says the orgasm line near me I look in their eyes and say "I'll show YOU an orgasm in your mouth." Gets em to shut the fuck up quick and never say it again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 14:00:44 2014 No.5846031 >go to a chain restaurant like Applebee's >actually hear someone say "give my complements to the chef"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 15:14:27 2014 No.5846167 >autism

Anonymous Wed Oct 1 15:35:28 2014 No.5846201

>Plated
No you didnt fucking plate the food, just as I didnt chair myself at this table.
>Artisanal
>Home made
Really the cook made this stuff at home and brought it to work with him? I hope his kitchen meets health standards.
>Biodynamic
>Low fat
>Using French words when there are exact English equivalents
>Merino wool
>Specifying organic ingredients in a recipe
I dont need some dickhead cook to chose the type of fertiliser I use.
>Organic salt
>'Chef' as an honorific

Anonymous Wed Oct 1 16:35:52 2014 No.5846316

>>5830862
>"sammich"
No, you are not 5 years old you fucking fat cunt.

>umami
The word is savory. I'm pretty weeb and I still don't shoehorn Japanese into discussions about food

>calling people who like food a "foodie"
Pretty sure everyone likes food.

Also Faith Middleton.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 17:50:41 2014 No.5846500 >"brekkie"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 17:53:16 2014 No.5846507 >>5846500 >bikkie

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 17:57:28 2014 No.5846520 >>5830862 I always get annoyed when gourmets say an item of food "eats very well."

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 18:15:45 2014 No.5846571 >>5846520 My cattle eat very well

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 20:50:39 2014 No.5847006 >>5846201 What does merino wool even have to do with food?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 21:01:15 2014 No.5847026 >>5833209 I bet you also despise a warm piece of apple pie topped with a slice of cheddar. You're only hurting yourself, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 21:22:45 2014 No.5847094 >>5847006 Nothing, I just thought I could slip it in under the radar

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 00:48:15 2014 No.5847608 >>5842463 >working as a grocery store employee who gives out food samples >having an opinion that's as close as you're coming to having sex, you should have savored the moment

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 01:10:55 2014 No.5847684 I always hated "Lite"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 01:13:09 2014 No.5847692 >>5847684 I hate life too

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 01:36:15 2014 No.5847764 File: 311 KB, 1068x634, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5834952 >>5836085 >>5836546 >>5840867 10/10 so well executed

Anonymous Thu Oct 2 10:11:21 2014 No.5848435

I have a friend who orders chicken tenders/strips no matter what restaurant we go to. Absolutely refuses to eat vegetables or even try new food. He's 24 fucking years old, and he won't even eat peppers or onions unless they're battered and fried.

He also never tips waiters. I want to justify this bullshit for him because he's aspie, but it's unacceptable yo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 17:45:25 2014 No.5849542 >>5831027 Someone can't take criticism for their terribly textures recipes.

Anonymous Thu Oct 2 17:55:37 2014 No.5849567

>>5831100
Escolar may be low quality, a bottom feeder, etc. but it is a fucking delicious fish. Shellfish and mollusks are all bottomfeeders as well, but no one talks about how "low quality" they are, so I don't know why escolar gets all the shit that it does.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 18:00:29 2014 No.5849579 >>5843272 >OHHHHH >OHHHHHH >OOOOOOHHH >OOOOOOOO >MMMMMMMmmm

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 18:01:15 2014 No.5849581 File: 88 KB, 375x500, 1412280731303.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5842920 >mfw pizza-flavored cum

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 18:10:43 2014 No.5849607 i go around campus selling prompted pineapples, optimized onions, commenced cashews, and motivated melons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 18:12:41 2014 No.5849616 File: 237 KB, 500x511, 1407330302300.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5848435 >befriending someone like this You fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 19:23:36 2014 No.5849771 >>5840577 >"deconstructed" food thank you for telling me about this. I found something interesting, which you also happen to hate. Presentation is interesting; but a deconstructed salad is retarded. Deconstructed apple pie, however, looks awesome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 19:30:19 2014 No.5849793 >>5840617 >basic bitches obsessing over wine, or chocolate >dad noises >hearing about men's diet and exercise plans that they never follow through on These mostly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 19:30:35 2014 No.5849794 >>5830862 pesto Balsamic reduction blueberry sauce on meat

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 19:31:44 2014 No.5849801 >>5849794 >Balsamic reduction fuck you, shit is good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 19:33:13 2014 No.5849810 >>5849801 not when it's over done and on every fucking thing, the 80's are gone, faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 19:34:24 2014 No.5849816 >>5849810 whatever man, i learned about it 2 weeks ago. I put it on like, 2 things.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 19:35:24 2014 No.5849818 File: 130 KB, 1024x721, 1363049104985.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5849816 >learned about it 2 weeks ago

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 19:37:09 2014 No.5849824 >>5849816 >>5849801 also good balsamic doesn't need to be reduced.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 19:37:42 2014 No.5849828 >>5849824 But to make a glaze....

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 19:39:10 2014 No.5849834 >>5849828 i guess if you want balsamic glazed lamb chops or something, but still.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 19:39:52 2014 No.5849837 >>5849818 we all have to start somewhere, right hipster? >>5849828 this

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 19:40:29 2014 No.5849840 >>5849837 you are right, I was being a dick. Sorry

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 19:41:25 2014 No.5849843 >>5849840 that's okay. I forgive you. I was rude earlier as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 3 13:06:44 2014 No.5851923 >>49242531 >text posts on an imageboard

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