/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5826206]

Am I too old to be enjoying chocolate milk?

[Anonymous No.5826210]

>>5826206
It depends if you're older than 11.

[Anonymous No.5826214]

if you are over 25 and you like the following, you are a manchild.
-anime
-chocolate milk
-steak
-imageboards
-motorcycles
-atheism
-guns
-metal
-linux
-badminton

[Anonymous No.5826216]

nah man i buy a half gallon of choco milk every time i go to the supermarket

truemoo master race

[Anonymous No.5826217]

>>5826206
If you're dumb enough to ask it here you're probably not old enough for anything.

[Anonymous No.5826220]

>>5826214
I can't believe I agreed with everything up until badminton

[Anonymous No.5826224]

>>5826214
>don't like what I don't like
You're teenage angst is exploding from every orifice.

[Anonymous No.5826225]

>>5826217
>MOM, HE CALLED ME 'DUMB'

[Anonymous No.5826227]

>>5826214
>steak
Fuck off
>guns
Fuck off

You aren't an American, are you?

[Anonymous No.5826228]

>>5826224
>he took that seriously

[Anonymous No.5826229]

>>5826227
confirmed manchild.

[Anonymous No.5826230]

>>5826224
>your
Fuck me...

[Anonymous No.5826231]

>>5826227
Not every American is an inbred Texan like you, I hope you realize this

[Anonymous No.5826234]

>>5826227

Why do Americans think that steak is a uniquely American thing? Ever heard of a country called Argentina?

For that matter the USA isn't the only place with a gun culture either. See Pakistan.

[Anonymous No.5826237]

>>5826234
We kill our cows with pride.

[Anonymous No.5826240]

>>5826234
>shit cuts of meat off a skewer = steak
Wowi bet you think a gyro is a steak taco too

[Anonymous No.5826241]

>>5826231
>Texan
Not even close.

You're intolerance of guns indicates youthful ignorance. I hope you realize this.

[Anonymous No.5826243]

>>5826234
We don't think any of those things, but its obvious that someone with those opinions isn't an American adult. Maybe a naive American child.

[Anonymous No.5826244]

>>5826240

I think you're confusing your local "Brazilian" mall steakhouse with an entire country

[Anonymous No.5826246]

>>5826241
>You're

[Anonymous No.5826247]

>>5826214
>not enjoying a nice steak and tattys with gravy on a cold winters eve, afterwards reading gun toting, motorcycle riding, goth metal, hacker anime on your favorite imageboard, while drinking a hot milk chocolate topped with whipped cream and mallows. The sound of badminton coming from the tv, keeping you placid while the warmth of the drink and fire sooth you.

[Anonymous No.5826249]

>>5826243
Only an American person would think atheism was edgy though.

[Anonymous No.5826253]

>>5826243

It seems obvious to you because you're some kind of rustic.

I'm an American adult and I think steak is overrated and guns are a cool hobby analogous to toy trains that a subculture of emotionally stunted weirdos has tried to pervert into a proxy for patriotism or manliness or something.

[Anonymous No.5826259]

>>5826249
...This is the most retarded thing ive ever read.
I was under the impression that most americans are atheist. i mean i live here and religious people are rare outside the southern most states.

[Anonymous No.5826262]

>>5826253
>adult
Sure thing, kiddo.
What about those of use whose professions require firearms? Oh, right, it doesn't fit in your skewed view of things so you just pretend they don't exist.

[Anonymous No.5826264]

>>5826259
>most americans are atheist

Oh look it's the "everyone is an atheist they just don't know it" guy

Let me guess, libertarian?

[Anonymous No.5826265]

>>5826253
>projecting his own feelings of inadequacy onto guns.

I guess self-defense isn't necessary in your mind. Do you still live in the suburb with mommy and daddy?

[Anonymous No.5826267]

>>5826264
Actively non-political
And you are just blatantly wrong here. Outside the southern states there really aren't that many bible thumpers. I guess the east coast has a lot of hebrews.

[Anonymous No.5826268]

>>5826262

What about them? You mean like 3% of the population? aka not you?

Obviously I hit the nail on the head with my comments about your hobby.

[Anonymous No.5826270]

>>5826234

you sound like a shitskin

[Anonymous No.5826271]

>>5826206
Yes. Grow up kiddo

[Anonymous No.5826273]

>>5826265

No, I live in an apartment building in one of the more densely populated cities in north america.

[Anonymous No.5826274]

>>5826268
You mean my profession.
ewslndo containing

[Anonymous No.5826276]

>>5826270
If it's brown, it prolly lives downtown

[Anonymous No.5826278]

>>5826276
wouldn't living in downtown areas be more expensive?

[Anonymous No.5826279]

>>5826274

If your profession requires a gun then by definition your need for a gun doesn't represent the average American's belief in their "need" for a gun.

See for example this guy >>5826265 who watched too many Charles Bronson films and thinks his gun makes him urban and adult despite, most likely, never having been anywhere near Riverside Drive (which happens to be 3 blocks from where I am).

[Anonymous No.5826281]

>>5826276

Upper West, I wouldn't want to live in FiDi.

[Anonymous No.5826283]

>>5826278
Inner-city**

[Anonymous No.5826284]

>>5826279
Son, you are painfully ignorant. Seriously, just google the statistics on how many people defend themselves with guns yearly. According the FBI the states what allow people to carry personal defense weapon have, by far, the last crime. Its a fact, armed civilians make for safer neighborhoods.

[Anonymous No.5826289]

>>5826284
Damn this tiny keyboard. You know what I meant despite the typos, if you can't figure it out then you have a whole different set of issues.

[Anonymous No.5826291]

>>5826284
>how many people defend themselves
Google the statistics published by the airport security industry on how many terrorists were stopped by making us take our shoes off.
>According the FBI the states what [sic] allow people to carry personal defense weapon have, by far, the last crime.
Ok? And also the most religious people and fewest incidences of gay marraige. Ergo religion prevents crime and guns discourage gay marraige.
>Its a fact, armed civilians make for safer neighborhoods.
lol no. The neighborhoods were safe to begin with, the gun laws are just the city council man's way of gaining free popularity points from the local "hobbyists"

[Anonymous No.5826294]

>>5826279
if you don't think that people need to defend themselves i would assume you live with your parents and have thus far lived a very sheltered life. i honestly dont give a fuck what you think, primarily because your wrong but also because i'll still carry a gun regardless.

[Anonymous No.5826296]

No, it's good for gains, but I prefer strawberry.

[Anonymous No.5826302]

>>5826294
>sheltered life

Maybe? It is entirely possible you live in one of those parts of America that is essentially a war zone. Parts of Florida, for instance. If I lived in such a place and had no hope of escaping, I grant you, I'd consider arming myself. But fortunately I live in a nice area, and always have (although I haven't always lived in this specific area).

When will people on 4chan stop it with this "you have a different opinion so you're in mom's basement" thing? It's such a dumb way to defend your point of view.

[Anonymous No.5826308]

>>5826291
Not even close. Seriously, look at the trends. You didn't even bother going to the FBI website did you? You'd rather read unaccredited blogs. It shows, blatantly, that crime decreases in areas where people are given the right to carry guns, IMMEDIATELY after the laws given them said rights are passed. Not to mention the cities that have crime increase after laws prohibiting gun ownership passed. Chicago is a prime example. Also apparently after an increase of rape in FL police stations started offering free self-defense gun courses to women. The following year sex crimes against women had dropped 70%. Oh, and notice how nations that enact gun prohibition have their overall crime skyrocket. Australian's leader announced a few months ago that their gun laws were a complete failure, and that severely restricting gun ownership left people unable to defend themselves against criminals who don't obey gun laws anyways. There is nothing you will ever be able to say or make up that will change these facts as recorded by legitimate Federal agencies.

[Anonymous No.5826312]

>>5826302
When will you stop this, "i don't feel the need for a gun therefor no one needs guns" bullshit?
You don't need one, great good for you. Some people do need them. Stop assuming your personal situation is indicative of everyone else, it is insanely narcissistic and just plain stupid.

[Anonymous No.5826320]

>>5826302
>But fortunately I live in a nice area, and always have

Well aren't you fucking lucky. I saw a girl get shot in the head by her babydaddy at the gas station down the street. I feel I need a gun. Pull your head out of your ass.

[Anonymous No.5826321]

>>5826308

>Australian's leader announced a few months ago that their gun laws were a complete failure, and that severely restricting gun ownership left people unable to defend themselves against criminals who don't obey gun laws anyways.

Based Abbot. Is this why redditards hate him?

[Anonymous No.5826322]

>>5826302
>>5826312
>>5826320
On a related side note
Did you know moot actually owns a pistol? I currently owns a glock 19, he used to own a sig. He's posted in /k/ before. Not sure if he actually has a permit to carry it or if its just a range toy.

[Anonymous No.5826324]

>>5826312
>Stop assuming your personal situation is indicative of everyone else

The only reason I brought it up is because some dumbfuck, who is probably from Texas, was saying that you're not American unless you run around with bandoliers around your chest and a sixgun on each hip. I'm not trying to take anything away from you.

Most people who think they "need" a gun are just delusional. Guns are cool, maybe in a few situations in exceptionally dangerous neighborhoods, there's a good argument for behaving as though you were in Iraq. My crazy cousin who lives in an upper middle class white suburb and drives around with a glock in his glove box and has jesus bumper stickers all over his car? Not so much. But whatever, as long as he keeps them locked up from his 6 year old, it's fine.

You can be American as fuck and think about the 2nd amendment as often as the 22nd. This idea that guns make you more American is propaganda being pushed on you from Fairfax, VA.

[Anonymous No.5826325]

>>5826321
He's actually a very effective no-nonsense leader. Like an Australian Putin.

[Anonymous No.5826327]

>>5826312
>total gun ban

Lolno

[Anonymous No.5826330]

>>5826322

Yeah, he also probably has a scat hentai collection bigger than the Library of Congress. To each his own.

[Anonymous No.5826339]

>>5826324
>American unless you run around with bandoliers around your chest and a sixgun on each hip

Never stated implicitly or otherwise, you're just butthurt and making wild claims.

I said "you aren't american, are you?"

Then you went into a fit like a damn child.
I think you don't like guns because your experience with gun owners is limited to your fucking crazy cousin. Grow the fuck up and STOP APPLYING YOUR PERSONAL SITUATION TO THE WORLD. Idiots like you cause serious problems in this nation because you are completely unwilling to even attempt to see things from the perspective of another. You're so damn arrogant that you never even questioned if your opinion was right, you just figured since its your opinion it must be right.

I'm from S Korea by the way.
Why do you keep thinking all gun lust must come from Texas? Utah actually is much more of a gun state, they just have less people.

[Anonymous No.5826343]

>>5826327
Yeah I know, we have britbongs on /k/ who inform us of all the hoop they have to jump through just to shoot a gun at a range.

[Anonymous No.5826345]

>>5826339
>You're so damn arrogant that you never even questioned if your opinion was right, you just figured since its your opinion it must be right.

No U.

Also, you're the only one throwing a fit around here.

[Anonymous No.5826346]

I don't drive. I never learned how really. I do know cars are dangerous though, they kill a lot of people every year.

We must ban all the cars.

[Anonymous No.5826349]

>>5826346

Just ban the privately owned ones and have drunk driving laws closer to what they have in Finland (the glorious land where you can buy suppressors in the local hardware store).

I agree we are way too accepting of car crash fatalities, the default response is "these things happen". Why are plane crash deaths intolerable but not car crash deaths?

[Anonymous No.5826353]

>>5826345
I never told you that owning something that could save your life makes you a child.

In fact i don't give a fuck what you do or say or buy or think, because I'm not an asshat who feels the need to try and control others because I'm unable to rationalize their needs.
You right, I am throwing a fit. This is very personal to me, i've had friends murdered. Friends who would have owned guns if they were allowed to, friends who could have had a chance to defend themselves if they hadn't been disarmed by people who thought they knew better. Sorry for ranting, but I really feel the need to educate you on this so other won't have to die.

[Anonymous No.5826354]

>>5826234

More importantly, why do so many amerilards see steak as the apogee of cuisine? It's a slab of meat, cooked for a varying amount of time based on preference. It's not even cooking, it's caveman-tier food.

[Anonymous No.5826355]

>>5826240

are you actively using crack right now?

[Anonymous No.5826358]

>>5826354
I like it because its tasty. Steak, a baked potato and a salad is a little bit of bliss.
Whats with all the hate? We don't give the brits shit for chutney and cheese sandwiches or the idea that all meat must be roasted. We also don't give the french shit for their love of cream and butter.
We do give japan shit though.

[Anonymous No.5826363]

>>5826354
>i care so much about how other people eat in other countries please someone listen to me bitch about it because i am so very desperate for attention

[Anonymous No.5826371]

>>5826354

Because any American can afford a slab of steak a few times a week (or day). It may not be good steak, it may be from an animal that spent its entire life immobilized in its own shit while being pumped full of antibiotics from a tube, but it is technically cooked animal flesh so they have Made It®.

Let's just ignore the irony of the fact that they can't afford fresh vegetables. Vegetables are for poor people, look at all the vegetarians in India. We're a first world country so we eat steak HURR MANLY MAN.

[Anonymous No.5826372]

>>5826339
>STOP APPLYING YOUR PERSONAL SITUATION TO THE WORLD

Oh the ironing.

[Anonymous No.5826380]

>>5826371

What do you mean can't afford fresh vegetables? They're really cheap. Frozen are even cheaper and often even better for you.

[Anonymous No.5826381]

>>5826343

You can get a shotgun by going to the police and asking nicely for a license, it's not even difficult. As long as you don't have a record or a mental illness you can buy one the same day.

Rifles aren't much more difficult to obain. The "total gun ban" applies only to handguns and semi-automatic/automatic weapons.

[Anonymous No.5826384]

>>5826372
>doesn't know what irony means
>making an inaccurate rebuttal
Your claim is wrong and nonsense. I'm not applying shit, I am, in fact, hoping to open your eyes a bit so you won't keep thinking its ok to disarm people just because you feel safe in the nice neighborhood you live it. I don't even know why I have to explain this. Anyone past the age of 10 should know not to be that much of a cunt.

[Anonymous No.5826386]

>>5826358

I didn't say it wasn't good, I was saying that I can't understand the american attitude that a piece of seared beef is the absolute apex of food.

The French don't just warm up some cream and butter and drink it out of a glass, they cook with it. Searing meat isn't cooking.

[Anonymous No.5826387]

>>5826381
...I'm going to need to see citation on this. I've been listening to britbongs talk about this in depth for years and they make it out to be much more than that.

[Anonymous No.5826390]

>>5826386
I can't understand why europeans think their opinions matter but i dont make a point of saying it.

[Anonymous No.5826391]

>>5826372
dude how the hell can you be this ignorant
just stop
its getting to be obvious that you are trolling. no one is this arrogantly closed minded.

[Anonymous No.5826395]

>>5826387

Here you go m80

http://www.shootinguk.co.uk/shooting/start-shooting/how-to-get-shotgun-certificate-licence-32358

It's not exactly as easy as I made out, takes a bit longer than a day, my information is out of date after the changes in 2013 and 2014, but it's not that hard.

[Anonymous No.5826400]

>>5826380

So it's genetics?

[Anonymous No.5826401]

>>5826395
Hey at least its something. I always tell europeans that are interested in guns to come to the US and join a /k/ gathering. People are very willing to let you use their firearms and they'll teach you about safe usage and local laws regarding firearms.

[Anonymous No.5826412]

>>5826401

Seems pointless when you can get a gun in the UK, or just go to Holland or Sweden where guns are really easy to get, and also the people speak good English..

America's a bit far to go to play Dirty Harry.

[Anonymous No.5826424]

>>5826412
What are the ranges like though? Just paper or do they have full kill houses and woods walks? I've been to a few European countries and it when it came to guns no one compared. You guys have castles though, which are pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.5826430]

>>5826214

-shitposting

[Anonymous No.5826440]

>>5826214
>most retarded post on /ck/

[Anonymous No.5826457]

>>5826424
>What are the ranges like though?


Just paper as far as I know. You'd have to ask a swede.

I've got swiss friends who keep military rifles in the house, they're the most gun-oriented people Im aware of. I don't know if they go in for "kill houses", but I know they go inna woods with guns, and they also have annual military exercises which sound like a lot o fun

In the UK, shotguns are mostly used for clay pigeon/game shooting, and by farmers to threaten townies with.

[Anonymous No.5826478]

>>5826457
Most of my collection is military in nature, but I also go trap and skeet shooting, which is clay sport. I have a friend training with the Swiss militia right now. Joint training exercise. You should check it out the set up and share about it with /k/. Its hard to get good pic and vid of ranges overseas.

[Anonymous No.5826637]

>>5826353
Under the right circumstances a flashlight, a pair of boots, or a piece of chewing gum could save your life. Where's the fan fiction about those?

[Anonymous No.5826639]

>>5826637
If you talk to people on /k/ they actually will recommend the boots and flashlight. So will most preppers and milfags.

[Anonymous No.5826646]

>>5826637
just because its not a hotbutton topic for leftist shills doesn't mean gun owners won't recommend you get those things. Maybe not the gum.

[Swankus No.5826662]

The right question is:
Are you asking this because you are too young?
Why do you care?
Do what you do.

[Anonymous No.5826671]

>>5826214
>complete drivel
I hope you get cancer in your fucking eye, bloody tosser.

[Anonymous No.5826788]

>>5826247
10/10 on the comfy meter

[Anonymous No.5826812]

>>5826646
>Maybe not the gum.

Don't tread on me, gum grabber

[Anonymous No.5826833]

Are you a baby cow?

If so, no.
else, yes.

[Anonymous No.5826856]

>>5826206
Are you fat?

[Anonymous No.5826862]

>>5826214
>-anime
No
>-chocolate milk
Yes
>-steak
Yes
>-imageboards
Sure
>-motorcycles
Kinda
>-atheism
Yes
>-guns
Yes
>-metal
No
>-linux
Not really
>-badminton
No

[Anonymous No.5826895]

>>5826206
Yes, Stephanie, you are.

[Anonymous No.5826909]

>>5826324
>Most people who think they "need" a gun are just delusional.


You don't NEED a roof over your head, any sustenance outside of lard, vitamins and water, the ability to read or write, or genitals.

But guess what, it's my fucking right to have these things, AND my gun.
If you try to take it from me, I will refresh the tree of liberty.

[Anonymous No.5826936]

>>5826909
>a gun is just as important as a roof over your head

You can't make this stuff up

[Anonymous No.5826954]

>>5826909
>I will refresh the tree of liberty.

As you piss down your leg in fear I assume?

[Anonymous No.5826965]

>>5826206
>Not drinking Almond Coconut milk with Ovaltine
It's like a liquid Bounty bar.

[Anonymous No.5826970]

>>5826355
I'd pay good money to have that stuffed up my asshole.

[Anonymous No.5826978]

>>5826970
I'd pay good money to have you not do that.

[Anonymous No.5826987]

>>5826978
please let me have this one

[Anonymous No.5827020]

>>5826267

>confirmed for never leaving your sad pathetic state

[Anonymous No.5827047]

Wow...this is quite possibly the most extreme thread derailment I've seen in ages.

[Anonymous No.5827115]

>>5826259
>I was under the impression that most americans are atheist. i mean i live here and religious people are rare outside the southern most states.

Most Americans don't take their religion seriously, but they are religious and they will defend it. Most people's morals are religion-based, and even if they don't practice regularly.

[Anonymous No.5827142]

>>5826355

hahahah WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

THE MEAT LOOKS LIKE A RED SPONGE!!!

[Anonymous No.5828817]

>>5826214
>if you like imageboards
>you are a manchild
>posting this
>on an imageboard

[Anonymous No.5828831]

>>5828817
How is this sorcery accomplished?

[Anonymous No.5828848]

>>5826284
>In fact, armed civilians make for safer neighborhoods
You know, when I read this, I paused. Something seemed off about that statement. At first, I thought it might be a personal bias. However, a quick switch of words proved otherwise
>It's a fact, gun control makes for safer neighborhoods
The statement is retarded, not because of its content, but because it's being wielded by someone who obviously has a tenuous grasp on what's important.
Whether you like it or not, crime isn't a function of guns. It's a function of people, and the presence or lack of a gun can only change how people are hurt or killed, not whether crime occurs.
The whole thing is just fucked over, because the gun doesn't commit the crime.

[Anonymous No.5828854]

>>5828831
png transparancy

[Anonymous No.5828894]

>>5826330
It's funny, for everything Moot has done to keep 4chan running, he seems like a decently normal kid. It's worth remembering that, as progenitor, the environment he first created is far more moderate and mild than today's 4chan. Just because modern /d/ is a pile of hopelessly anachronistic fetishes doesn't mean that Moot hoards comics of people turning into diapers under the full moon.

[Anonymous No.5828902]

>>5826862

> he seriously thinks liking anime isn't childish

LOL, please man. Just stop.

[Anonymous No.5828946]

>>5828902
That depends very much on what, exactly, is being watched. In many ways, anime as just like American television. There are a huge variety of different shows, catering to a huge variety of different audiences. K-On is childish. Attack on Titan most certainly is not. I'd say that most of the anime fans on 4chan are pretty immature, though. Type "anime girl" into any image search you wish. Pick a random one, and start a thread in /a/ with it simply saying "why is she such a slut?" You'll have pages of proof in short order. Nobody here cares about anything but their waifu. The Oculus Rift fiasco made that painfully clear. I could say more, but I think most of you know (even the /a/utists) know exactly what I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.5829130]

>>5826312
>#1 in the world for Violet crime

that aint columbia

[Anonymous No.5829161]

>>5826279
Need of a gun doesn't really matter, its a guaranteed constitutional right, and according to our founding fathers a basic human right

[Anonymous No.5829191]

>>5826214
I'm 23, I can continue liking anime, chocolate milk, steak and one particular imageboard for a little under two more years. Thanks for the warning though based anon.

[Anonymous No.5829208]

>>5829130
>Columbia

Columbia, South Carolina?

[Anonymous No.5829216]

>>5826206
You're never too old to enjoy chocolate milk.
Eat and drink whatever you like, fuck what other people think.

[Anonymous No.5829218]

>>5829191
>taking that post seriously

[Anonymous No.5829262]

>>5829218
http://blog.centerforautism.com/2012/10/10/teaching-sarcasm/

[Anonymous No.5829762]

>>5829161
>and according to our founding fathers a basic human right

No

Why can't you creeps just live with "it's legal"

Gay people don't tell you you're not a Real Man unless you put stuff in your butt

[Anonymous No.5829803]

>>5829762
Nice ad hominem, everyone who has guns is a creep huh? The right to defend yourself is a natural right granted by no one and held by all. Sorry if the big, bad, machine scares you. My guess is you are scared of cars and chainsaws as well. The founders of this country thought the ownership of guns to be so important that they guaranteed their use and ownership, by the people, in the Constitution.

Here are some random copypasta quotes on the subject

Firearms stand next in importance to the constitution itself. They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone under independence … from the hour the Pilgrims landed to the present day, events, occurences and tendencies prove that to ensure peace security and happiness, the rifle and pistol are equally indispensable … the very atmosphere of firearms anywhere restrains evil interference — they deserve a place of honor with all that's good."
George Washington
First President of the United States

"The supposed quietude of a good man allures the ruffian; while on the other hand arms, like laws, discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as property. The same balance would be preserved were all the world destitute of arms, for all would be alike; but since some will not, others dare not lay them aside … Horrid mischief would ensue were the law-abiding deprived of the use of them."
Thomas Paine

"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."
Richard Henry Lee

[Anonymous No.5829874]

>>5829161
>Somebody wrote something once, therefore its correct forever and shouldn't be changed.

[Anonymous No.5829945]

>>5826206

Too old for drinking chocolate milk? Just bullshit except for stomach problem if you are drinking it too much.