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Hi /ck/, I'm working on being as frugal as possible, and that includes using as less toilet paper as possible, while still being exceptionally hygienic.

What foods should I eat that'll help make my shit as easy to pass with minimal mess to wipe up? Hope ya get what I mean.

>> No.5825425

Lots of fiber.
Broccoli, bran flakes/muffins, rye bread, brown rice, strawberries.

Tons of fiber and cutting back on oily/fatty foods will make the shit literally fly out of your ass.

>> No.5825427

>>5825408
just wash your ass with water in the toilet (after flushing of course). it's unpleasant, but whatever.

you can also steal toilet paper pretty easy

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5825439

Sometimes after a particularly messy shit, i'll sit on the edge of the bathtub, hanging my ass over the side as I run the water and splash myself with it.

Also, take a shower directly after your last nightly shit.

>> No.5825444

>>5825425
this, I eat lots of fibre and my movements often have little, sometimes zero mess

>> No.5825449

>>5825427
they make bidet attachments that clip onto regular American toilets

>> No.5825465

>>5825408
get a pig

>> No.5825469

>>5825444
i eat a TON of fiber and don't find this to be the case. sadly, i don't shit out pellets like deer