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Do you eat your muffins from the top or the bottom first, /ck/?

>> No.5819533

I eat them with a fork. How does this make you feel?

>> No.5819537

From the side

>> No.5820414

>>5819528
i eat the top and wayne knight takes care of the rest

>> No.5820418

Split in half and then start from the middle.

>> No.5820428

>>5819528
well done with ketchup

>> No.5820431

>>5819528
I typically cut them into portions I want; often only eating 1/4 or 1/2 of one.

>> No.5820445

> Unwrap
> Turn upside down
> Separate the "top" and the "stump"
> Eat the stump/bottom first
> Eat the top last

>> No.5820475

>>5820445

That's what I do, but I throw the bottom away. Once I've noshed the top, I'm not interested anymore.

>> No.5820494

>>5820428
Wa la! Muffins

>> No.5820520

>>5820445
Pretty much what I do, but I don't seperate them just turn it upside down, eat the bottom, eat the top. Because the muffin top is the best bit.

>> No.5820873

I just eat the tops of muffins and throw away the rest.

Someone should open a store that throws the bottom bit away for you , maybe sends it to kids in Africa, and just sells muffin tops.

>> No.5820875

>chewing

>> No.5820918
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>>5819528
When it's a dark chocolatey cupcake, I twist off the top, split the top into quarters and mash the bottom part into a ball, and toss it out, it's useless. I proceed to eat the quarters two at a time. I do this only if there are visible chocolate chips in the cupcake however, if there aren't, I treat the cupcake like any other non chocolate cupcake, and with those, I flip the cupcake and start inserting the bottom part into my mouth and eating it all at once, but at a slow and steady pace. I then grab the top part, split it into thirds. which never come out even, and eat the the medium sized piece first, then the smallest, then the biggest. If there are two pieces of the same size, I eat the odd one fist, then the two same sized ones at once,

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5820919

>>5820873

>> No.5820931

>>5820919

Why is there an exclamation mark in the sign?

It's not Top of the Muffin TO YOU!

>> No.5820934

>>5819528
eat the delicious top first. I used to hate bottoms but now I kind of like just chewing them for a long time...

If it's a super chocolatey muffin (aka cupcake) I eat it from the side

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5821171

>>5820414
underrated post

>> No.5821197

additional seinfeld reference

>> No.5821204

>>5820931
Maybe the owners are bane posters

>> No.5821228

> junky storebought muffins with the huge top

I eat the overhang all the way around, and then peel it and eat it from the side.

> homemade muffins

I just eat it from the side.

>> No.5821257

People actually EAT the stumps? My family and I have always thrown them away. I bet you all eat pizza crusts too. That. Is. Horrid.

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5821259

>>5821197
>seinfeld

>> No.5821265

Is this like penis inspection day?

I've seen it discussed before, but do Americans seriously throw out half the muffin?

>> No.5821279

>>5821257
>there are people that call pizza bones "crusts"

Faggot. Save your pizza bones in the freezer. When you have about 1kg of them, you can use them to make pizza stock. It's delicious.

>> No.5821297

>>5821279
WAIT WHAT

>> No.5821302

>>5821279
excuse me, the correct name is handles

>> No.5821319

>>5821302
No. Bones. Stop being a faggot.

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5821337

>>5821279

>mfw I understand all the words in your post but have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

Pizza stock? Bones?

Is this a joke, or real? I cannot into america sometimes.

>> No.5821342

>Unwrap
>Take off the bottom
>Put icing on the top
>Put the bottom on the icing and press together to make a muffin sandwich
Wa la! A tasty treat

>> No.5821362

>>5821342
These are muffins not cupcakes, there is no icing

>> No.5821374

xX//*started from the bottom now we here*\\Xx

>> No.5821386

>>5821337
You have so much to learn about cooking, Anon.

>> No.5821394

I eat around the top in a circular fashion until a bite-sized bit of the muffin top is left in the center. Then I eat that and proceed to stuff the muffin into my mouth from the top of the stump until it breaks apart and I have to pick up the scraps and eat them individually. I think the part just below the top is truly the best part of the muffin.

>> No.5821395

>>5821362
cupcakes don't have to have icing
cakes period don't have to have icing in order to be called cakes
the reason those are muffins and not cup cakes is because their batter isn't just plain cake batter
and usually, muffins have things inside of them (fruit, seeds, nuts) while cupcakes don't

>> No.5821455

>>5821395
Read the post I was replying to, fucking idiot