[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
File: 58 KB, 600x409, ignore_the_egg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5818270 No.5818270 [Reply] [Original]

I sometimes eat noorsh (noodles) at Chinese restaurants, and I have come to conclude that the brown noodles are the best. I love the soy sauce. So anyway, one night i feel like having noorsh, walk down the international aisle, trying to not be xenophobic, i noticed these brown colored noodles called "Mi Goreng" - I bet you these are good. Ignored the egg on the cover. Turned out to be delicious and addictive. Supposedly they are a big hit in Australia. Have no idea how these things got into canada. Great snack, but warning, halal, contains drugs, not cooking.

>> No.5818288

>>5818270
What the fuck?

>> No.5818292
File: 19 KB, 220x220, jew_basic[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5818292

>>5818270
>I have come to conclude that the brown noodles are the best.

>> No.5818294
File: 18 KB, 211x239, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5818294

>>5818270

>> No.5818300

>>5818288
give them a try, nice 25 cent snack. tastes great. i suggest you go light on the "bumboo" seasoning and avoid the hot sauce or go light if you don't like spicy. That's where the halal drugs are. suggest flossing and brushing after tho.

>> No.5818304

>>5818300
>suggest flossing and brushing after tho.
unless you want to smell like a dead paki in the morning

>> No.5818305
File: 27 KB, 267x302, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5818305

>>5818300

>> No.5818308

>>5818270
>walk down the international aisle, trying to not be xenophobic
>but warning, halal, contains drugs, not cooking.

>> No.5818310

>>5818300
>halal drugs
nigga muslims can't even have nutmeg

>> No.5818317

>>5818310
makes you wonder how it's halal. guess the drugs make it easier for the imam to hypnotize and cast spells on the cult members.

>> No.5818324
File: 61 KB, 500x611, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5818324

>>5818317

>> No.5818330

>>5818324
lol, so not me. so so not me.

>> No.5818352

>>5818317
you know that all of the refined sugar and terrible junk food that the majority of people eat probably has more of an effect because of malnutrition than imaginary halal drugs right?

>> No.5818364

>>5818352
the first few times i ate this stuff, hallucinated while entering sleep, had weird dreams. reminded me of drugs.

>> No.5818370

>>5818364
>hallucinated while entering sleep
nigga that's dreaming

>> No.5818381

>>5818370
lel

>> No.5818454

Cooked this while drunk off my ass once. Spent the rest of the night throwing it all up and now I can never eat it again because it all tastes like vomit now. Not that is was particularly good before...

>> No.5818459

>>5818454
once ate KFC when sick, taking meds. the two did not react very well. took me over a decade to dare try eating it again. pretty good nao.

>> No.5818460

That shit needs velveeta and cheetos, then i'd be crackin'.

>> No.5818462
File: 34 KB, 410x410, 13473603.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5818462

I prefer instant udon to instant ramen

>> No.5818495

>>5818270
I'm not exactly sure what OP is on right now but I hear Canada is a pretty stellar place for getting ahold of Amyl Nitrates and Airplane glue.

That being said, as someone who is not insane, these are actually my go-to noodles. cheap as fuck and you actually stir fry them instead of making them into soup so you get more of a Hong Kong noodle type product than a salty-water-with-flavorless-noodles experience.

Shit's still probably terrible for you, and I do not fucking trust the "seasoning oil" they pack with it. But if you gotta eat something terrible, you could do worse.

>inb4 Shin Ramyun
yeah yeah yeah, red noodle is best noodle. Eat a dick, I'd rather eat hot diarrhea out of Ron Jeremy's ass.