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5814362 No.5814362 [Reply] [Original]

Hey gang, I'm baaaaaaayack.

Wa la

>> No.5814375

who is this guy? Anyone got a bio of him or somethin

>> No.5814421

>>5814362
>6:48

*fart*

>> No.5814430
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5814430

>>5814375
He is a chef in California. He also reviews fast food and desserts in the seat of his car. It is just excuse for him to eat fat shit, as his reviews are of very little substance. He also has challenge videos where eats like wild boar and makes an ass of himself.

http://www.linkedin.com/in/josephhernandez5678

https://www.youtube.com/user/JoeysWorldTour/videos

>> No.5814438

When he doesn't post a video in a while I get worried he died.

>> No.5814442

>>5814430
>those reviews

Jesus might as well start a cringe thread.

>> No.5814454

>>5814430
how is it a world tour

>> No.5814455
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>>5814438
>he hasn't uploaded a video in almost 4 days

>> No.5814457

>>5814454
The drive to taco is his whole world.

>> No.5814459

>>5814455
m-maybe he's just waiting for something new to come out

right guys?

>> No.5814460

happy on the outside with a tinge of sadness on the inside.

>> No.5814463

I hope this thanksgiving he records himself eating a whole turkey.

Considering KFC is already taking preorders on their's, I could see it happening.

>> No.5814467

him and SimplySara for king/queen of /ck/

>> No.5814472

>>5814430

Anyone in the bay area give him a call?

Maybe some mature co/ck/s can pay him for a nice private dinner service and let 4chan know how it goes.

I'm seriously interested. His resume is pretty stacked, too. Seems like he knows his way around an actual kitchen unlike most "foodies."

>> No.5814473

>>5814467
imagine those two fucking

>> No.5814476

>>5814472
I saw that as well and thought "so why is he destroying himself", but then I remembered he's a chef.

>> No.5814484

Does anyone have the link to the youtube double with his nutella vid and some slow song, forget which...

>> No.5814487

>>5814362

I sincerely feel pity for him.

>> No.5814488

>>5814473
Oh god, I just did.

Even down to him yelling I'M BAAAAACK as he cums.

>> No.5814497

>>5814463
>KFC is already taking preorders on their's
theirs

but what? they sell turkey?

>> No.5814499
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>>5814472

>friendly and intelligent upper-middle class /ck/ couple call him up
>"Sure gang, I'll prepare something special for the two of ya!"
>He comes to their house with a few assistants in the afternoon
>Is all smiles, cracking cheesy jokes, making his silly impersonations and references
>puts everyone in a cheerful mood instantaneously
>puts on his serious face as he and his workers get to work, with the experience of 10+ years in the business coming into full blossom as beautiful entrees, appetizers, desserts are effortlessly whipped up with smoothness and finesse out of the magical sausage-like fingers of Joseph Hernandez and under his stern yet light-hearted direction
>"Dinner... is served."
>It's fucking amazing, his pure unadulterated love for all food comes out through every delicious morsel
>Talk about Joey's world Tour a bit as he gets ready to leave
>Give him some Tacobell Crunchywrap Supremes and a generous tip
>Tears in eyes
>"Thanks so much, Joey, w-we-"
>He winks, and opens his mouth:
"Joey's World Tour, signing off gang!"

>> No.5814500

>>5814497
For thanksgiving they do.

>> No.5814508

>Joey gets the wrong sandwich

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7ZKoqa4rmE&list=UUC9uqoIkY8Nd7J9Gnk98W1w

>> No.5814543

>>5814508
>yfw they knew they gave him a diet coke.

>> No.5814564

that pic is amazing

>> No.5814597

do we really need a constant thread for this lardass?

>> No.5814603

>>5814362
Ok this is the first time the wa la bullshit actually made me smirk. Well done.

>> No.5814618
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5814618

Superior reviwer coming through

>> No.5814621

>>5814618
that kid is a riot. he provides me with so many laughs, i kind of dont want to make fun of him

>> No.5814628

>>5814621
Reviewbrah is awesome, fuck anyone he says otherwise; they are just unsatisfied with their own lives.

>> No.5814637

>>5814508
I like how he starts blaming mexicans for fucking up his order.

>> No.5814653

>>5814621
>>5814628

here's the problem with this faggot, and since I know he fucking lurks here I might as well address it directly to you, ReviewBrah or whatever the fuck you call yourself.

You've made a few decent videos and caught on to your own appeal but you aren't fucking evolving. There's nothing past your videos beyond the initial shock and awe. When you get past the funky suit and the old timey accent what you have in its distilled form is just some plain boring kid talking about plain boring food in a painfully monotonous, contrived manner for 5 minutes on.

Yea, sure you got a few thousand views off a few videos. But we really have no incentive to keep watching you, because you're a boring schmuck and all your videos are the same.

here's the fucking real issue: If you were just some were just some random clueless autistic faggot kid who had no idea what the fuck he's doing I wouldn't be this critical. But it's so obvious that you're trying (very hard) to make yourself a "thing." You're shitting up all the boards with your stupid fucking face trying to generate the illusion of popular appeal, and I'm fucking tired of it.

GTFO, Joey shits all over you, this board already has its king. Joey is honest, genuine, and dgaf about the daily truckloads of hate he gets rammed down his throat everyday. He truly loves food while you are just some fucking one-poney-trick highschooler who spams reddit and Chinese cartoon imageboards with his oh-so-random le-awkward-fedora schtick.

Faggot.

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>>5814653
Thanks for the copypasta joey

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5814659

>>5814653
*Your

>> No.5814661

>>5814653
>complains about reviewbrah spam
>joey gets posted more on here than reviewbrah
joey pls go

>> No.5814662

>>5814656

Please do copy and paste it so this faggot gets it in his head.

Thanks.

>> No.5814667

>>5814661

That's because Joey doesn't fucking lurk here, you moron

>>5814661
>>5814659
>>5814656

>dese fast replies

Sup Reviewbrah, shitting all over /ck/ today again, are we?

>> No.5814672

>>5814653
I know this is probably b8 but at least reviewbrah actually "reviews" the food and tells us exactly why it is good or bad. Joey just scarfs down whatver food he gets and says "THIS SWINGS GANG. WOOO WOO WOO WOO."

>> No.5814673

>>5814661
both should die along with their no-life viewers

>> No.5814680

>>5814672

It's not b8 though. I got all day, Reviewbrah. Come the fuck at me.

You may have fucked me on bodybuilding.com but you have no power here, fuccboi.

#teamjoey

>> No.5814682

Lets settle this once and for all

http://strawpoll.me/2620896

>> No.5814685

>>5814680
Don't you mean #TEAMDAYM

>> No.5814693

>>5814682
lol joey BTFO

>> No.5814696

Reviewbrah is high comedy, it is his intent.

Joey is high comedy too but he doesn't mean for it to be. Dark comedy.

>> No.5814699

>>5814680
joey fans confirmed for just as fat and delusional as he is.

>> No.5814700
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This is important /ck/ history

The great debate of our time

It will be decided soon

>> No.5814709

>>5814682
>no simply sara
not even worth my vote

>> No.5814785

>>5814709
We already know she is our queen - she just needs her male consort

>> No.5814832

>>5814785
It would be Chef John and not either of those retards.

>> No.5814833

>>5814488
holy shit thats hot

>> No.5814836

>>5814488
I came.

>> No.5814864

I started to like reviewbrah a lot less after he came here and left immediately just because some people started talking shit. he didn't even try to defend himself, just took his ball and went home. moseyed on over to /fit/ where they kissed his ass and shit talked /ck/.

haven't seen much of Joey so I can't form an opinion

I enjoy watching Ted Barrus aka the fire breathing idiot but he only does spicy reviews mostly. LA Beast is the king when it comes to challenges

>> No.5814871

>>5814362
wa la

>> No.5814882
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5814882

that was quick. i did tot think ecpi or itt let out untill after halloween

>> No.5815035

>>5814653
I would blow the fuck out of him if I could

>> No.5815040

>>5815035
you'd blow reviewbrah?

>> No.5815042

>>5814362
>*squeeky voice*
>pretsul pretsul peeza
>cheddar cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeze
>wa la gang look at this beautiful petezaaaaa

>> No.5815095

>>5814864
Reviewbrah is like 15. And he can review food 10x better than a fat 40 something mexican dude who just uses his videos as an exuse to eat more shit.

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He's alive gang.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxU_tz9K24

>> No.5815183

>>5815180
Ah i see he's adapted a new camera angle

>> No.5815202

>>5815180
>no pickles
why doesn't he just order his burgers without pickles instead of picking them off in every video like a child? why do people like this guy?

>> No.5815211

>>5815202
>why do people like this guy?

Why do you slow down when you pass a car wreck?

>> No.5815229

>>5815211

The eloquence of this post made me wet.

And my sides are gone.

>> No.5815297
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5815297

This guy is hilarious when you're high

>> No.5815303

>>5815297
no he isn't

>> No.5815327

>>5814682
damn joey blown the fuck out

>> No.5815346

>>5815303
Just check again, you're right. Thanks for correcting my opinion, you should really post more.

>> No.5815349

>>5814659
what if the glass broke and he impaled his asshole on the metal bit?

>> No.5815419

>>5815297
I've watched a view of his videos high and it actually makes me really depressed to see him eat himself to death like a fucking pig off that processed garbage.
Reviewbrah high is like watching an alternate version of myself if I got bullied out of high school or something. It's interesting.

>> No.5816212

does it swing?

>> No.5816231

>>5814659
how does one justify saving this pic?

>> No.5816289

>>5814421
I'm impressed, you remembered the time stamp!!!!!

>> No.5816452
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GOAT reporting in

>> No.5816673

Have you guys seen this? What do you think about it? If not look at 4:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W5_f3bMDvQ

>> No.5817117

>>5816673

I liked greg but he's kind of become a douchenozzler lately

>starts a channel reviewing garbage frozen food
>maintains it loyally for years, profits, makes fans
>decides 6 years later that frozen food is unhealthy and everyone that eats it is a pleb

ok pal.

>> No.5817127

>>5816673
I think that was some terrible acting.

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>>5815180

>> No.5817837

>>5817117
I thought he wasn't critiquing frozen food as a whole, but serving our children those awful Kid cuisines. There can be tasty, heathy frozen foods.

>> No.5817838

>>5817117
Well he ate it for 6 years, he'd probably know.

>> No.5817844

Daym is better and actually gives bretty good reviews.

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I love this gif

>> No.5819720

>>5819717
Oh fuck me, haven't laughed that hard in awhile.

>> No.5819725
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>>5819720

Here's gif number 2!

>> No.5819726

>>5814362
>>5814430
>>5819717
>the mouseketeer ears
I would rather watch a channel consisting solely of Sarah McLachlan commercials on repeat 24/7, there is literally nothing more depressing than those ears.

>> No.5819730
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>>5819726

MFW

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Last one for now

>> No.5819750

>>5819717
Overreact more you piece of shit. I hope when you die you get burned to life again and all your fat turns to shit.

>> No.5821539

>>5814659
That poor dog knows what's up.

>> No.5824084

>>5814618
Based reviewbruh. Cant wait til he accepts his /fit/ fate and starts reviewing whey and protien supplements.

>> No.5824114

>>5814362
sad fat loser

stop it please

>> No.5824115

>>5815297
Actually it's more depressing than ever. Unless you're one of those fags who completely loses perception of reality when you get high.