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Just bought one of hese. what are some creaive stuffing ideas?

Also, ASoTV food shit general

>> No.5809001

>>5808998

You're kidding right?

>> No.5809005

Core that bitch out and put some chili init.

>> No.5809011

>>5809001
crawl out of your own ass and have some fun faggot

>> No.5809013

literally anything and everything you can imagine. have fun. put in a layer of bacon and chicken with nacho cheese.

>> No.5809018

i wonder if it would work to make your own uncrustable sandwiches.

make a peanut butter sandwich in that thing and make it into french toast

or drop it in a deep fryer

>> No.5809023

Fill it with avocado and cook it all well done and have it with ketchup

Wa la!

>> No.5809025

>>5809018
>Sweatingamerican.jpg

>> No.5809030

All you had to do is make two thin patties, put your filling on one party, place the other patty on top, taper and seal all around.

My favorite, cream cheese and chopped jalapeños.

>> No.5809034

>>5808998
spinach and cheese

a small chicken patty

a small turkey patty

a small pork patty

cheddar cheese and a small beef patty

egg

caramelized onions and hot sauce4

cheese blend

corn

mashed potatoes with gravy

chilli

chicken nuggets and cheese sauce

scrapple

sausage

taco meat

Alfredo pasta

lentils

black beans

grilled veggies

cheese sticks

mac and cheese

meat and tomato sauce

kebab meat

gyro meat

>Wa La

>> No.5809036

>>5808998
Another hamburger, but that one is stuffed with a hamburger

wa la

>> No.5809037

I've been making stuffed burgers for years, without this thing.

What's so special about it?

>> No.5809041

>>5808998
Sauteed mushrooms
Olives
Swiss cheese
Bacon
Sausage
Peperoncini
Jalapenos
Pepperoni and mozzarella with tomato sauce
Chili without bean (hotdog style chili) and cheese

>> No.5809059

>>5808998
>putting macaroni inside
I fucking hate my generation. Macaroni's already made out of fucking bread, stop putting it with MORE bread! It's like these assholes grew up poor and still do it after making money.

>> No.5809060

>>5809041
Hmmm, I always put chili with kidney beans on my Hebrew nationals. I'll even put Fritos on top of the chili. Is that a faux pas?

But other stuffing combos would be:
Mushrooms and shredded Swiss
Bacon and Blue Cheese
Pico de gallo and shredded pepper jack
Marinara sauce and mozzarella cheese

>> No.5809070

>>5808998
I could stuff so much mayonnaise in my cheese.
>wa la

>> No.5809076
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5809076

>>5809023
>Wa la!
>wa
>la

>> No.5809091

You kinda ruin the burger by smashing it all up that way. There's a good reason reputable sources will have you mince beef a certain way, or at least form the patty from minimally worked pre-minced beef. It should be laid out in the thick string-like form and just lightly pressed into disk shapes. When you mash it all up in every which way, you lose some important points in a great burger. I try to word this lightly though because I'm not a burger elitist. Just saying. A few years ago I happily mashed up ground beef with onions like I was fucking with play-doh. But later found that it's preferable to just let the ground beef be as it is and put that other stuff on top/around it.

All up to you though. Most important is to do what makes you happy.

>> No.5809120

Fill it with nutella, report results.

>> No.5809129

>>5809120
Joey pls go.

>> No.5809147

filling it with bacon and a little bit of something else to taste (cheese, hot sauce, peanut butter if you want something a little different)
also bacon wrap the patty

>> No.5809157

lard, or butter, shortening could work too but only if it's some of that flavored shortening, no point otherwise.

>> No.5809164

>>5809157
or tallow.

>> No.5809167

>>5808998
>getting conned into thinking you need a special tool to stuff burgers
you interested in buying a bridge bruh? cause I got a real nice one in manhattan I could let you have for cheap

>> No.5809171

>>5809129
go to bed dave

>> No.5809173

>>5808998
whatever you stuff it with, it still won't be nearly as good as if you were to just put it on top of the patty. and if you're using good ground beef, just salt and pepper the thing, cook mid rare, toast the buns, and eat it. no toppings, no stuffing.

>> No.5809200

>>5808998
I like to make an inverse tamale.

You put the beef in a corn husk and smear it out evenly... put a little masa on top and then use the corn husk to roll the beef around the tamale.

If you roll it just right it works well on a hotdog bun.

I call it a ballpark tamale, in honor of all the hotdogs served at ball parks around the country in the us.

Sometime i throw a little pablano pepper, or cheese in with the masa.

>> No.5809203

semen

>> No.5809206

>>5809167

>getting conned into thinking you need your own place for shelter

homeless shelters and the underside of bridges are free, my man.

>> No.5809230

just make whatever you want guy, be sure to post images of results.

>> No.5809263

>>5809203
In less than 25 posts, never change 4chan.

>> No.5809637

CHOCOLATE

>> No.5809699

Make a cheese burger where the patty is stuffed with an even smaller cheeseburger, like a mcdouble.

>> No.5809748

i hope you dont think it will be remotely similar to pic related.

it wont. not even close

>> No.5809763

Wouldn't whatever is inside be incredibly hot and burn your fucking mouth? So really, it doesn't matter what you put inside. You won't taste it anyway.

>> No.5809803

>>5808998
Salsa and na ho
Biskuts and grabie

Wala

>> No.5809805

>>5809699
>like a mcdouble
>double double cheeseburger

>> No.5809823

>>5809763
do you really not understand the concept of letting food cool a bit before you eat it?

>> No.5809856

>>5809037
Even stuffing thickness?
Faster production speed?
Nothing?

>> No.5809857

>>5809076
>milhouse.jpg

>> No.5809861

>>5809856
>he can't make a thin beef film

HOLY SHIT I HATE NEO CK

>> No.5809882

>>5808998

Mac and Cheese

>> No.5809885

>>5808998
Why is that shit even required to put stuffings inside minced meat?

You fucking grab a patty of meat, put it in your paw make a dimple in the middle. Put in your stuffings, put another patty on the fucking top and you shape and seal it.

It's just like making dumplings except using minced meat rather than dough.

It's going to be much faster using bare hands than to use a potentially bacteria ridden piece of plastic.

>> No.5809905
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5809905

>buting vanity items for pointless things which could easily be done without it

>> No.5809936

Put a slider, some cheese, lettuce, sauce and two tiny buns inside. Then, make a giant burger to go around the regular one. Burgerception.

>> No.5809948

>>5808998
Wasabi in one.

Don't tell anyone.

>> No.5809954

>>5809948
>Have 6 of them
>5 regular
>1 wasabi
>Play burger roulette

>> No.5809955

>>5809954
Just give it to me.

>> No.5809959

>>5809948
>>5809954
Oh snap, joke burgers could be funny with something more devious. like sand or gummi worms or vegan cheese

>> No.5809960

>>5809959
>sand or gummi worms
Good ideas
>vegan cheese
You fucking monster

>> No.5809962

make small stuffed jalepenos stuffed with cheese wrapped in bacon and fill the patty with as many as possible. make sure to sear all the bacon crispy first

>> No.5809963

>>5809959
>vegan cheese
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.5809964
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5809964

>>5809963
Omnivore privilege is not having to worry about whether your cheese melts or not.

>> No.5809966

>>5809964
oh god "it melts!" lol, i cant even imagine how this tastes and i will never find out

>> No.5809967

>>5809964
oh jesus fucking christ it's real those people are fucked in the head my god

>> No.5809969

>>5809966
The stuff I tried was like raw tofu soaked in brine.

>> No.5809971

stuff them with the frozen juice from thin, seared burgers

http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/2010/02/the-burger-lab-presenting-the-flood-burger.html

>> No.5810162

>>5809964
>VEGAN
>MOZARELLA
>IT MELTS
>IT FUCKING MELTS

I eat mostly vegan myself but hold me jesus those people are delusional as fuck.

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5810166

>>5809964
how bad, i mean, how bad does vegan cheese have to be that melting is a sales pitch?

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5810168

>>5809964

>> No.5810171

>>5808998
>tfw i invented this on my own as a kid in the 1980s
>never told anyone outside of a few friends and my mom
>forgot about it for decades

You can do this easily with your hands. It isn't all that great since the fillings don't get caramelized and can end up rather bland as a result. I found it was best when used with sausage and stuffing it with a sliced hardboiled egg, pancake batter, and eating it with maple syrup. I was like 6yo at the time. Don't use marshmallows!

>> No.5810318

>>5809059
kill yourself

>> No.5810560

>>5810166

most of it is pretty awful (not vegan but lactose intolerant, I've since just gone back to eating normal cheese in small portions)

almond cheese is pretty tasty though

>> No.5810605

>>5809959
I would gladly eat a sandburger over anything with vegan cheese

>> No.5811196

>>5808998

Oreos and peanut butter

Trust me

>> No.5811212

>>5808998
Looks good. I'll make one and say WA LA.

>> No.5811230

Heres an idea
PUT THE BREAD INSIDE THE BURGER
WHOOOOOOOOOA NIGGA YOU JUST GOT INCEPTICIZED

>> No.5811255
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5811255

>you're gonna love my nuts

>> No.5811418

>>5809905
americunts are so fucking dumb

>> No.5811424

>>5808998
You know what's gong to happen, right? That moisture will blow a hole in the meat and it's all going to come oozing out while you cook it unless you leave it raw like the advertisement.

You can put about an ounce or two of cheese in a large burger without it blowing out, and you don't need a plastic mold to do it. Use your hands.

>> No.5811867
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5811867

>>5809959
>vegan cheese

>> No.5811892

>>5808998
Pineapple or beetroot.

>> No.5811922

>>5811255
It's even better in Spanish
>mira mi huevo

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b86SOHZ0nIA

>> No.5811927

>>5811922
>mira mi huevo
Look at my egg.

>> No.5811940

Make a small pizza and put it inside.

Somebody please do this, for America.

>> No.5811941

>>5811927
Huevo is slang for a testicle, the same way nut is in English.

The joke
-------
-------
Your head.

>> No.5811963

>>5809011
BTFO

>> No.5811993

>>5811940
do this with totinos pizza rolls

>> No.5813887

>>5808998

Fill it with dogfood.

Then throw it away.

>> No.5813922

>>5809018
Make your own uncrustables

>get a pierogi maker
>make a PB&J sandwich
>Use the pierogi maker on the middle of the sandwich
Wa la!

>> No.5813930

>>5809964
>Omnivore privilege
>forcing unhealthy dietary challenges on yourself
>other people are privileged

tumblr pls go

>> No.5814729

cream cheeze and chorizo

>> No.5815178
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5815178

>>5808998
Get some Chinese Century Eggs and stuff 'em in your burger with some whole garlic cloves, durian, and a slab of limburger cheese.

>> No.5815187

>>5808998
Put chocolate in the center and you can get a heart attack and diabetes.

>> No.5815298

>>5815178
10/10 post

Would fuck again

>> No.5815301

>>5815178
Damnn dawg youz crazy.

>> No.5815307
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5815307

>>5815178

>> No.5815359

>>5815178
Sounds good

>> No.5815376
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5815376

Mirrored images of the same bun

>> No.5815390

>>5808998
Whipped cream and fudge.

>> No.5815406

>>5809018
>>5809025
Why not both?

>> No.5815407

>>5815376
maybe its the other half of the same bun.

>> No.5815418
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5815418

ok
so like
you stuff
ok
listen
so
you stuff the burger
you stuff the burger
with more meat

>> No.5815429

>>5808998
My mom bought one of those like 3 months ago and hasnt used it once

>> No.5815493

>>5809037
Bar rescuer, chef Brian Duffy(AKA Fatboi) endorsed it.

>> No.5815508

>>5815418
>cook a bunch of bacon
>chop it up
>wrap in bacon
>cook it
>stuff it into a burger
>????
>heart attack

>> No.5815576

>>5815178
You're trying to troll, but I love each of those ingredients on their own (especially the garlic and the limburger) so that sounds like an amazing patty.

>> No.5815903

two words
cookie dough

>> No.5815926

Not ONE suggestion for OP to stuff a banana in his butt. /ck/, I am disappointed in you.

>> No.5815927

>>5815418
We shall call it the Burturduckenger

A chicken inside of a duck inside of a turkey inside of a burger. Top it with bacon and I dare ya to get more 'MURRICAN than that!

>> No.5815932

>>5815927
Cheese In each layer. Then fry it.

>> No.5815963

>>5808998
>>5808998
Holy shit. First time visiting this board, and the first thread I see is hilarious. You bought a fucking plastic bowl to stuff shit in hamburg?! Really, man. You're this stupid? You don't have any bowls around like that? You can't stuff hamburg without a bowl?

I bet you paid $19.99 for that too. Dumb nigga.

>> No.5815995

>>5815963
don't use that word. that's our word.

>> No.5816003

>>5815995
Sorry, m8. What word do you speak of?

>> No.5816004

>>5816003
hamburg, obviously.

>> No.5816112

>>5816004
Oh, yeah. It's reallllyyy obvious

>> No.5816135

Cheerios, frosting, butter, disappointment, paperclips, live mice, bad dragon cumlube, ground cinnamon, wool, instant coffee, sweetened condensed milk, human hair, sand and/ or gravel, vasaline, chocolate, m&m's, toothpaste.

The possibilities are endless, use your imagination OP.

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5816177

>>5816004
This anon...!

>> No.5816196

>>5808998
6 eggs

>> No.5816225

>>5808998
p-put chorizo in it

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5816270

>>5809018

>> No.5816279

>>5809018
What you want is a Sande De Panda

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>>5809964
>Omnivore privilege
proud omnivore here!
I hereby declare war on all vegetarians
i will fight tooth and nail for the ban of al vegetarian niche products

also i will take the good cause to the guns once i have assembled my milions of omnivore brethren

>> No.5817153

>>5815932
And Krispy Kreme donut buns. Forgot about that.

>> No.5817161

put another burger inside the first burger.

>> No.5817219

>>5809964
>it melts

oh lawdy my sides hurt

>> No.5817226

>>5808998
Put a different kind of meat inside.

>> No.5817228

>>5809059
>he doesn't eat toast sandwiches

I'll sorry for your lots.

>> No.5817234

>>5813930
He was joking you incredible autist

>> No.5817392
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5817392

>>5809964
too true

nothing says yum like 'pasteurized process topping
I feel bad for anyone who ever eats this shit http://dollarstoreproduct.com/files/Sunny_Acres_American_Shreds_Spec_Sheets_-_2_Sided_2013-10.pdf

>> No.5817612

What the hell is wrong with americans? Why are they always trying to make things that are already unhealthy even MORE unhealthy

>> No.5817660

>>5809091
You realize those "strings" are made of meat that has been finely ground and mashed up, right?

>> No.5817667

>>5809959
You could play gummy roulette, too. 36 burgers, 30 are filled with regular cheese, 5 with regular gummy candy, and one with sugar free.

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>>5817392
JEEZUS WHAT THE FUCK