/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5803580]

Alright guys, what was the last thing you regret eating?

For me it was undercooked fish fillets on rye bread with tomato sauce. I knew it wasn't worth it as I was eating it, but I went through with it anyway.

[Anonymous No.5803588]

Every time I eat fast food.

It's a terrible gamble every time.

[Anonymous No.5803591]

James Coney Island coneys ive been burping that chili all day. So fucking delicious though

[Anonymous No.5803594]

>>5803580
Let me start with I'm not a good cook.

I just tried to make mac and cheese from scratch.
I was going off a recipe that made double what I needed.
I forgot to half the fresh ground black pepper.
Can't taste cheese in sauce, just berry.

Why is black pepper in everything? I understand salt, but pepper?

[Anonymous No.5803599]

>>5803580
that sounds pretty good except for the undercooked part

[Anonymous No.5803600]

>>5803594
Because it adds pepper flavor which is great.

What recipe did you use? When I use a roux based recipe it always tastes bland as shit.

[Anonymous No.5803608]

>>5803594
Why not try white pepper its a bit more subtle and you dont bite into unexpected grains of spice

[Anonymous No.5803613]

>>5803580
Vienna Sausages with fried eggplant and rice

[Anonymous No.5803632]

>>5803600
this one?
http://www.food.com/recipe/mac-cheese-noodles-and-co-style-470044
whole milk for 2% because that's what I had
no paprika or parsley because I didn't have any
I subbed cheddar jack for colby jack because I couldn't find it at the store.

> tfw just realized that colby-monterey jack cheese is probably just colby-jack
another mistake

I love Noodles and Co, and it seemed so simple to make.
If I made it again, I wouldn't add the pepper at all. And maybe use it as a garnish afterward.
Mac and cheese isn't suppose to taste fruity.

[Anonymous No.5803637]

Big Mac...never again will I eat McDonalds
I have gotten violently sick from them twice. Utterly, slimy.

[Anonymous No.5803638]

>>5803632
found your problem
roux based sauce, with way, WAY too much milk

i'm gonna lay a recipe down on you for great mac and cheese. lemme write it up

[Anonymous No.5803641]

>>5803613
But that sounds pretty good

[Anonymous No.5803647]

>>5803580

can this picture be the start of a new epic /ck/ meme????!!

[Anonymous No.5803653]

>>5803638
>>5803632
Mac and cheese-izzle
Equipment
A stove
A big ass pot
A big ass bowl
A whisk
A spatula

Optional- Cheese shredder

Ingredients

2tbl flour
1.5c milk
1 pound pasta
2 cups shredded cheddar
~1 cup shredded fancy cheese

spice pack
-.25 tsp mustard powder
-.5 tsp salt
-.25 tsp garlic powder

[Anonymous No.5803669]

>>5803653
Cook your pasta and set it aside
put the pot back on the stove and set the heat to medium/medium
low

take .5 cup of milk, and mix in your spice pack and the flour

toss in a cup of milk and heat it until it starts to steam a bit
then mix the other milk in with it and whisk until it starts to thicken, like, the consistency of a thick gravy

then add a handful of shredded cheese, fold it in with the spatula until it's melted. whisk the shit out of it and repeat with all your cheese. you'll have this delish cheesey sauce

then pour half of it in your bowl, and add half your noodles. fold and mix it together

do the same with the shit leftover in your pot, then add it all together

last time i made it i added local cheddar and fried chicken liver
it was top tier

[Anonymous No.5803670]

carnist pussy :^)

[Anonymous No.5803678]

>>5803580
A Mcdonald's 11.99 value box. 2 Big Macs, 20 mcnuggets, and 4 small fries. Eat it all in one day and it's like shoving a cinder block down your GI tract.

[Anonymous No.5803683]

>>5803669
Excuse me, but why not take a roux based sauce, and add spices to it? My mom would always add paprika and white pep. Not bland but wonderful.

[Anonymous No.5803685]

>>5803683
ill just go to the store and get cheesespice to make my mac and cheese taste more cheesey

[Anonymous No.5803686]

>>5803670
;^)

[Anonymous No.5803698]

>>5803580
a bowl of this.

It was really good but then was laying down and got the whole acid reflux thing and started burping up some of it

[Anonymous No.5803699]

Who the fuck eats fish on rye

I'm no connoisseur(had to Google how to spell it) but I've never heard of fish on rye

However, granted today I learned raw minced pork is a delicacy so I guess I'm the ignorant one


But seriously, fish on rye?

[Anonymous No.5803702]

>>5803699
Fuck off goy

[Anonymous No.5803704]

>>5803698

Did you dip a grilled cheese sandwich in it

[Anonymous No.5803705]

>>5803580
Wow, I feel really blessed to say I have no regrets in recent memory!

[Anonymous No.5803707]

>>5803702

It's Jewish?

Undercooked meat isn't kohsure

The ancient Israelites cooked over open fires

I'm pretty sure they ate their meat blackened

[Anonymous No.5803708]

>>5803699
Well I was hungover and it was the only thing I had in the house since I hadn't gone shopping, so I thought "what the hell it can't be too bad..." but I was wrong.

[Anonymous No.5803710]

>>5803704
no i just ate the soup

[Anonymous No.5803712]

subway.
every fucking time.

[Anonymous No.5803715]

>went to pizza capers (quote unquote "fancy pizza place") after years of not getting them cos it's shit
>ordered a pulled pork pizza
>took a bite and discovered an entire chilli hidden under the toppings
>pulled it off and finished the piece
>bit into a second piece
>found another entire chilli under the toppings
>threw pizza in in the bin

Now being an ausfag I'm no expert in pulled pork but whenever I've made it I use cayenne pepper/papriki/etc not entire fucking chillis...

Fuck that shit.

[Anonymous No.5803720]

>>5803708

You undercooked fish and complained lol

I bitch about shit I do to myself on 4chan too

[Anonymous No.5803722]

>>5803715
pulled pork isn't supposed to have anything but seasoned pork

granted those seasonings can be whole but they are not supposed to make it to the finished product

[Anonymous No.5803723]

>>5803699
Mmm, I love a good fried white fish on rye bread with tarter sauce. I didn't know there was any other way to have a fish sandwich!

[Anonymous No.5803730]

>>5803712
I agree with this one, I had a chicken teriyaki yesterday and it was fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.5803731]

Baldinos

the bread is like 75% of the sandwich.

beats subway though

[Anonymous No.5803735]

McDonalds
Friend brought some over and I had a single burger. I think it came out completely in gaseous form, never farted so much in my life

[Anonymous No.5803737]

>>5803730

> going to subway
>not getting a foot long feast
>not getting all the greens on it with extra jalapenos and ranch

I wouldn't like that shit either

[Anonymous No.5803739]

>>5803720
It wasn't TERRIBLY undercooked either, but undercooked enough to make it an uncomfortable meal.

[Anonymous No.5803744]

>>5803580
Nandos extra hot chicken with shitloads of perry perry sauce on the side. I like to pull all the meat of the bones and dump a pile of sauce on the meat and eat the fuck out of it.

Burns like hell but the endorphin rush at the end of it all is totally worth it. The explosive diarrhea and lingering burning sensation around my anus is not so pleasant but whatever.

[Anonymous No.5803748]

>>5803731

Maybe the way you get sandwiches

I'm on a no pork diet trying to take the gods advice

If I slip up its going to look like an episode of epic meal time

Bacon for the bacon god

[Anonymous No.5803753]

>>5803739

Well, technically overcooking fish is just as bad if not worse

But still

On rye?

[Anonymous No.5803754]

>>5803748
Maybe. I get the club with the works, no oil/vinegar, and mayo.

For some reason everyone is jewish with the veggies

[Anonymous No.5803766]

>>5803737
>ranch
How fat are you?

[Anonymous No.5803782]

>>5803766

I'm 5'11 and 145 American pounds

Grew up eating microwave food from Wal-Mart whenever my family didn't make something. Traditional shit like peas, cornbread, meat loaf, corn on the cob

I drink mouthwash because liquor is taxed too heavily

I don't exercise

But I'm probably healthier than YOU.

[Anonymous No.5803790]

>>5803782
nah. I eat only whole foods and run as much as my tendons allow. My heart/lungs are not a bottleneck anymore.

[Anonymous No.5803830]

>>5803580
This shitty light olive oil blue plate may my mom bought

[Anonymous No.5803835]

>>5803588
I never regret eating jimmy johns

[Anonymous No.5803845]

>>5803790

Good stuff

I used to be in shape.

I'm fucking bedridden now

Still the same weight, actually I used to weigh more. It's strange, when I was heavier I had more energy.

[Anonymous No.5803864]

made grilled cheese with imitation cheddar. I was wondering why the cheese was so fucking cheap.

[Anonymous No.5803868]

>>5803580
every time I order pizza. The pizza I make at home is way way better and I don't have to pay 18 bucks for a good amount of toppings.

[Anonymous No.5803883]

>>5803580
1.5 kilos of white chocolate

[Anonymous No.5803907]

>>5803580

[Anonymous No.5803908]

>>5803580
just bought a malta goya (drink) since I saw a /ck/ post about it a couple days ago. FUCKING DISGUSTING. How the fuck do people drink this shit?

[Anonymous No.5803914]

entire two dozen full-butter chocolate chip cookies i made the other night

[ant No.5803915]

Undercooked meat around the spine of a roasted hog. It was so tasty... but then I got food poisoning and missed a hunting trip. That gave me an aversion to pork for like a year.

[Anonymous No.5803922]

Cream cheese and strawberry jam sandwich. It wasn't terrible but I'm getting over wisdom teeth removal and I'm sick of all this soft food. Also not well stocked right now so it's been just whitebread sandwich after whitebread sandwich and mashed potatoes for three straight days. Please /ck/. I'm dying inside.

[Anonymous No.5803941]

>>5803914
Have you learned shit with nutrients removed is unsatisfying?

[Anonymous No.5803952]

A bad salsa I made the other day with artificially ripened store tomatoes. I didn't regret eating it as much as I regret wasting the money on those tomatoes

[Anonymous No.5803958]

Beef liver. Taste like ass

[Anonymous No.5803959]

>>5803941
what are you suggesting i don't get it

i didn't eat all two dozen cookies because the "nutrients were removed" i ate them all because I am fat

[Anonymous No.5803968]

>>5803959
Shit like refined sugar and fat and white flour is unsatisfying and you're fat because you eat it.

[Anonymous No.5803976]

a few years ago I was super sore and tired after getting my braces tightened so I threw some hashbrowns in the oven i fell asleep and woke up to overcooked hashbrowns
couldnt chew so just swallowed them whole
ended up throwing up chunks all night

[Anonymous No.5803987]

>>5803580
One of those shrimp and garlic noodle bowls.
Actually two of them. One for lunch and one for dinner.

They tasted great but...

Those bitches turned into CEMENT. It took laxatives, glycerin suppositories and 48 hours to clear it.

Never again.

[Anonymous No.5803995]

>>5803968
oh, no, they were quite satisfying thank you very much

and no i'm fat because of my genetics and poor metabolism

[Anonymous No.5803999]

I got bored and made Sweet Sundae ramen. My colon will never forgive me. I want to die.

[Anonymous No.5804002]

>>5803999
Forgot screencap.
This is what I get for poking around the my old 4chan files.

[Anonymous No.5804004]

>>5803995
That's not how getting fat works. You're fat because you take in way too many calories. Fatties almost always have higher resting metabolism than the thin privileged.

[Anonymous No.5804005]

>>5803999
>>5803987
Oh shit, nigga.

Yeah, dat cheap noodle constipation is a circle of Hell. It's even worse when there is a pressurized pocket of fart gas trapped behind the blockage.

[Anonymous No.5804008]

>>5804004
>actually trying to start and have this argument on /ck/ in the middle of the night

not only am I not fat (even when eating two dozen chocolate chip cookies) but seriously what kind of cocksucker tries to start this conversation on /ck/ at 3:40AM EST

like seriously go fuck yourself how could someone be so unloved as to try to start a "you eat cookies and are fat because of BAD NUTRITION" argument on the COOKING BOARD in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

are there ANY COCKS that have been LEFT UNSUCKED IN THE ROOM YOU ARE IN

captcha: "the Slograp" that's you, you're the fucking slograp

[Anonymous No.5804011]

>>5804005
I swear when I passed that thing I could throw it at somebody and it would have killed them.

[Anonymous No.5804014]

>>5804005
>mfw the poptarts are coming back to haunt me
>the constipation is still there
Whenever I eat the fucking things I always regret it.

[Anonymous No.5804020]

>>5804008
You're the one who posted fatlogic.

[Anonymous No.5804025]

>>5804008
>There is one timezone in the world

[Anonymous No.5804029]

>>5804014
You should get a picture when you finally expel the demons. Maybe it would make a nice PSA for not eating what 4chan tells you to eat.

[Anonymous No.5804034]

>>5804025
there is one time zone in the world that over 50% of the world's economy flows through

guess which one it is

[ant No.5804036]

>>5804020
lel u wer rused.

[Anonymous No.5804038]

>>5804034
In every rotation of earth there are four simultaneous 24 hour days.

You do not see this because you are educated stupid.

[Anonymous No.5804047]

>>5804029
I kinda just did it less than a day ago. That fucker's gonna be there for a while. It wasn't so much out of boredom,as an extra credit project for a health class.
>find the least healthy nonlethal recipe you can find on the internet
>make it
>eat it
>record the results
>make another for the teacher to evaluate
I was one of the only people with the balls to do it.

[Anonymous No.5804054]

>>5804038
Look I'm not ignoring the evil one-day singlemind of those who betray and mediate against simultaneous four-day earth existence

I'm just saying, USA EST is by far the most important time zone in the world, by like an order of magnitude above any other

[Anonymous No.5804056]

>>5804054
>>5804054
>>5804034
>>5804020
>>5804025
>/ck/-Food&Cooking

[Anonymous No.5804058]

>>5804047
>find the least healthy nonlethal recipe you can find on the internet

OH BOY
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuyo0JrHc0I

remember to use 100% whole wheat pasta to be more healthier

[Anonymous No.5804066]

>>5804058
>nonlethal
>implying
In all seriousness, I'd have a heart attack after eating that.
I did Sweet Sundae ramen because I'm a cross-country guy and I didn't think all the sugar and starch would fuck me up that bad.
>I was wrong.
>OH SO TERRIBLY WRONG

[Anonymous No.5804067]

>>5803995
> fat because of genetics
> denying the basic principle of calories in, calories out

Pls go hamplanet

[Anonymous No.5804074]

>>5804066
Motherfucker did that on purpose.
10/10 for it probably being DELICIOUS before the Evil is unleashed.

[Anonymous No.5804075]

>>5804066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo_gWvzFmNU

this one is just as good

>starts cooking pasta
>first step is to pour in an entire cup of olive oil

[Anonymous No.5804078]

>>5803580
an entire large chourico, onion and pepper pizza in one night

holy fuck it was so good, the grease from the meat was imbedded in the crust, it was fucking perfection

and i was watching predator, i just needed to stuff my face

oh god, my stomach felt like it was going to explode

[Anonymous No.5804082]

>>5803712
this

every time i eat subway, which isn't much, i have horrible shits

[Anonymous No.5804084]

>>5804074
It wasn't delicious. I followed the original instructions exactly. That anon must have had no taste buds,because it tasted like absolute ass.

[Anonymous No.5804086]

>>5804075
>4 minute mark
>tears cilantro
>that exhausted gasping

holy fuck this is making me laugh so hard i just coughed saliva all over my monitor

[Anonymous No.5804087]

>>5804084
Brutal.

So no enjoyment on EITHER end.

[Anonymous No.5804091]

>>5804087
It could have been good. But,being required to follow the instructions exactly,the Blue Raspberry frosting took a massive shit on any chance it had of being good.

[Anonymous No.5804092]

>>5804075
>last upload five years ago
Did she died?

[Anonymous No.5804095]

>>5804092
It's obvious from the little animated intro and stuff that she intended to get youtube famous and then was met with a brick wall of reality

at least she was a good enough sport to leave the videos up

wanda's macaroni salad is probably good as fuck i mean, what isn't when it has 900 calories/serving but....an entire cup of vinegar? thats the part I can't understand

[Anonymous No.5804101]

>>5804084
you really expected it to taste good?

what the fuck...

[Anonymous No.5804104]

>>5804095
>an entire cup of vinegar?
she put in a can of sweetened condensed milk... and an extra cup of sugar. so much sugar.

[Anonymous No.5804105]

>>5804101
I don't know what I expected.
It wasn't what I got.

[Anonymous No.5804106]

>>5804104
I understand the condensed milk and I understand the sugar, this is a woman who weighs over 400 pounds from the looks of it

i can't understand the vinegar, wouldn't that much vinegar make the shit basically sting your throat

[Anonymous No.5804107]

>>5804105
none of us were ready
>>5804106
sugar actually burns your throat too, if you consume a lot of it. but if you regularly consume food that burns your throat long enough, you stop noticing it as much. like an alcoholic who drinks liquor.

[Anonymous No.5804109]

>>5804107
>sugar actually burns your throat too, if you consume a lot of it.

no...it doesn't, dude what?

vinegar is an outright acid. it's dilute acetic acid.

[Anonymous No.5804112]

>>5804109
>no...it doesn't, dude what?
yes it does, if you consume large quantities of sugar in something or pure sugar, it will burn and irritate your throat.

[Anonymous No.5804113]

>>5804112
there is no reason this would happen other than abrasion and that's not the same thing

[Anonymous No.5804116]

>>5804113
k, dunno why you're making such a big fucking deal about it

[ant No.5804121]

>>5804086
>>5804075

[ant No.5804123]

[ant No.5804125]

[Anonymous No.5804126]

>>5804121
>>5804123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk70c246KcY

captcha: seen smelypo

[ant No.5804127]

[Anonymous No.5804131]

>>5804125
>landscape huge butt cheek

HAHA

[ant No.5804134]

>>5804131

>>5804127
ensure you get dismissal; sauce him.

[Anonymous No.5804203]

i put cilantro in a home made salsa without ever trying cilantro, the recipe seemed good so i thought it would be great. i will never eat cilantro again it is vile and disgusting and ruined my salsa.

[Anonymous No.5804210]

>>5804203
>someone says he ran out of kale for his morning smoothie
>he tried cilantro instead
>mfw

[Anonymous No.5804281]

I ate an Oreo yesterday.

[Anonymous No.5804684]

Bad sour cream, I dont know why I didnt smell it was off, but I paid for it.

Expire date was still three days away but someone must have left it out for a bit too long.

[Anonymous No.5804810]

>>5803580
the most disgusting microwave burrito i have ever seen.

it was floppy, cold in parts, and undeniably disgusting.

the package said remove from package and cook in an oven. i just microwaved for 4 minutes in the stores oven.

it was fucking disgusting, and i ate the entire thing sitting on the concrete in the rain right outside the store.

i was fucking hammered, so i didn't really care, but i seriously regretted it.

[Anonymous No.5805111]

I mixed chicken flavored ramen noodles and tomato soup together. That's was the all time worst thing I have ever done.

Recently, I threw out a yellow chicken curry on rice from thai express after two bites. $8.19 wasted, I wanted to try something new from there, instant regret.

[Anonymous No.5805450]

>>5803580
Ketchup on a bratwurst.

[Anonymous No.5805480]

It was 80 cents so I bought like 5 of these Banquet meals. This isn't my picture but it looks even worse in normal lighting.
The mac&cheese is flavorless and mushy.
The chicken nuggets meat is fucking dark as shit and the exterior is squishy.

So gross but almost 20g of protein for 80 cents so whatever

[Anonymous No.5805501]

doner kebab wrap and chips
i felt like shite the whole night, happens every time i eat massively greasy food

my stomach is used to me eating like a skittish bird

[Anonymous No.5805504]

>>5805501
>doner kebab wrap and chips
>i felt like shite the whole night, happens every time i eat massively greasy food

No anon, that's how everyone feels after eating a doner. That's the point; it is The Cleansing.

[Anonymous No.5805520]

>>5803958
What does ass taste like? Also, whoever cooked yours obviously sucks at it.

[Anonymous No.5805526]

>>5804004
Pretty sure you got trolled.

[Circé !ejs0pp2ZG6 No.5805528]

Never anything I don't regret eating.

[Anonymous No.5805537]

>>5804095
>cup of vinegar
>jar of mayo

I'll bet her pussy, ass, and fat rolls smell similar to to that macaroni salad.

[Anonymous No.5805564]

>Louisiana, never had boudin before (moved a few years ago)
>local college place has some on a bun, figure i'd try it for lunch
bun was fucking massive, most of every bite was bread
boudin was mostly flavorless sans the dab of bbq sauce on the bun
i know i should have probably went to a proper place and got some links but i took a gamble

[Anonymous No.5805568]

>>5805480
I like those. The weakest part is the mac and cheese, the corn just needs some pepper and the nuggets are just some meat stuff. I dip it in something.

[Anonymous No.5806670]

Just a single burrito, but it made me have to shit like 5 times.

[Anonymous No.5806679]

>>5803580
Fried caviar patty. Absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.5806751]

>>5805480
I really wish I could remember the brand, but I one time bought a few of those tv-dinner style frozen meals, but it blew me away how tasty it was.

[Anonymous No.5808833]

>>5803580
I ate a mcwrap. I forced it down because starving children in africa, and started crying halfway through the damn thing.
Never. Again.

[Anonymous No.5808884]

I went a long time without eating fast food, and then one day I ate lunch at Wendy's. I came out smelling like grease, and I was up all night with diarrhea. Never again.

[Anonymous No.5808892]

>>5806679
I'm not sure why you would ever fry caviar.