Full English Breakfast general

[Anonymous No.5785384]

[Anonymous No.5785386]

First for fried tomatoes

[Anonymous No.5785391]

No thanks grandpa. I'll be over here enjoying my superior plate filled with beans and fried foods.

[Anonymous No.5785396]

>>5785391
That's a dinner.

[Anonymous No.5785412]

[Anonymous No.5785419]

>>5785396
With the exception of the rice, it's the same fucking thing as OP. A plate of meats, sausages, beans and eggs. It's not my fault lardass Brits eat supper for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.5785446]

>>5785391
>avocado

0/10, would not eat.

[Anonymous No.5785459]

>>5785446
Well I suppose if you want to do it the English way, you could substitute the delicious buttery-textured fruit for a big knob of butter. Also drown the whole plate in gravy.

[Anonymous No.5785470]

>>5785459
>buttery-textured

I believe the word you're looking for is slimy.

[Anonymous No.5785474]

>>5785470
I'll bet you think apples are slimy too. Stop purchasing rotten produce.

[Anonymous No.5785477]

>>5785470
You're eating some rotten-ass avocados if you think they're slimy.

[Anonymous No.5785486]

>>5785384
That is just a work of art. The black pudding and mushrooms are things I miss when eating a north american fried breakfast

[Anonymous No.5785504]

>>5785391
God damn. I'd probably have to share it with at least a couple of other people but that's one of the most delicious looking things I've seen in a while.

[Anonymous No.5785518]

>>5785384
Fuck you Brits, that looks good!!! I'd add more crusty bread but then I'm a Colonial!!!!!

[Anonymous No.5785522]

>>5785391
For some reason, that all looks like it's made of plastic, or resin, like fake food.

[Anonymous No.5785524]

>>5785504
Yeah, I usually only head over to the Columbian restaruant to have one when I'm really drunk or hung over. Only time I can eat that much food is when alcohol is involved.

[Anonymous No.5785527]

>>5785504
That looks good, but I'd replace the white rice with some leftover pork fried rice

[Anonymous No.5785531]

>>5785522
Check out some sbarro pizza, then you can see that plastic sheen and the morons that buy it.

[Anonymous No.5785547]

I've never had a full English, I feel bad now.

[Anonymous No.5785555]

>>5785384
Why do those tomatoes look so desaturated?

[Anonymous No.5785575]

>>5785391
>>5785504
>That bacon thing

What...is that?

It's beautiful

[Anonymous No.5785579]

>>5785575
http://www.mycolombianrecipes.com/colombian-style-fried-pork-belly-chicharron-colombiano

[Anonymous No.5785591]

>>5785384

>implying you didn't post this here after it was deleted from /mu/

[Anonymous No.5785598]

>>5785591
Piss off cat faggot!

[Anonymous No.5785614]

>>5785579

El Chombo - Macarron Chacarron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED_pU2oDnug

[Anonymous No.5785617]

I know it's wrong, but I always get chips with my full english. Don't like black pudding either, but apart from that there is no better way to start the day.

[Anonymous No.5785644]

>>5785617
Fuckin' terrorist!

[Anonymous No.5785678]

>>5785617

As you shouldn't. Black pudding has a primary ingredient of blood and is forbidden from the Christian diet. Way to keep yourself pure fellow englishman! England first, ENGLAND
FOREVER!

[Anonymous No.5785714]

>>5785678
Context forms an important part of reading comprehension.

[Anonymous No.5785737]

>>5785678
I am unaware of any orthodox Christian tradition which forbids blood. Just the ones who want to pretend that they're Jewish.

[Anonymous No.5785758]

>>5785737
Welp, nevermind. Looks like there are some old school Eastern Orthodox who won't eat blood. But given how many Romanian and Russian Orthodox I've met who eat blood sausage, I didn't think that was the case.

Fuck 'em though, they're only orthodox if you don't count the filioque.

[Anonymous No.5785776]

Oh look, it's another failure of a british thread with the same 5 pics.

[Anonymous No.5785892]

>>5785419
Breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, dinner like a pauper. You eat the largest meal for breakfast to provide energy for the day's work.

[Anonymous No.5785921]

>>5785892
You might have a point if this were an English breakfast and not an English supper. And let's not forget your late-night drunken kebab.

[Anonymous No.5785993]

>>5785614
Hahaha

[Anonymous No.5786179]

>>5785391
stegosaurus meat?

[Anonymous No.5786183]

>>5786179
Better. Chicharrones.

[Anonymous No.5786208]

too much meat and eggs. an adult doesn't need that much protein.

[Anonymous No.5786220]

>>5786208
Lel enjoy your no muscles

[Anonymous No.5786243]

>>5786208
>m-m-muh health..
Keep that shit in your vegan threads.

[Anonymous No.5787163]

>>5786220
>britbongs with muscles
this isnt a YLYL thread guy


inb4 someone posts the one or two british weightlifters in the world

[Anonymous No.5788322]

>>5785412
I think I'm in love

[Anonymous No.5788384]

>>5786220
>eating protein gives you muscles
Post a pic of your fat gut for us all to admire.

[Anonymous No.5788390]

That actually looks pretty good. Except for that disgusting black pudding stuff

[Anonymous No.5788394]

>>5788390
>Except for that disgusting black pudding stuff
Vegan detected.

[Anonymous No.5788409]

>>5788394
I love meat, m8. There is just nothing appetizing about consuming animal blood

[Anonymous No.5788421]

>>5788409
>There is just nothing appetizing about consuming animal blood
You might as well be a vegan. You are actually worse than vegans, you are an urban processed food carnivore. I bet you post shit on vegan threads a lot too. How is that weak jaw line treating you? Try eating the whole animal sometime.

[Anonymous No.5788426]

>>5788409
have you tried it? it's pretty tasty, it's like a spicy oatmeal sausage more than anything

[Anonymous No.5788427]

>>5788394
y'know apart from the bacon and the sausages and the eggs

[Anonymous No.5788431]

>>5786179

[Anonymous No.5788432]

>>5788421
just because someone doesnt like black pudding doesnt mean their any less of a meat eater...im not a huge fan of it but i'll eat it if it was served to me

[Anonymous No.5788440]

>>5788432
One of these days when I visit England I'll have a proper full English breakfast, that includes blood sausage, so my chance to try it.

Blood sausage just isn't something that I've ever seen on any menu here in the USA.

[Anonymous No.5788447]

>>5788440
highly recommend it, you could just make one yourself its not difficult, its mostly fried

[Anonymous No.5788560]

>>5785391
disgusting. no surprise when people who eat like that are such irrelevant barbarians. keep spending your life digesting food.

[Anonymous No.5788561]

>>5785579
It looks like the vertebrae of some small animal.

[Anonymous No.5788568]

[Anonymous No.5788580]

>>5788440
black pudding mate, don't say blood sausage.
Its basically just like eating a big scab.

[Anonymous No.5788600]

god , how can people eat such a thing for bfast...

[Anonymous No.5788609]

>>5788580
its called 'pudding' rather than 'sausage' because there's very little meat in it, so 'blood sausage' is wrong

[Anonymous No.5788634]

I'll give you the griddled tomatoes, Bongistani friends.

But beans, fuck that. And yeah, I've had your "tinned beanies in TOE-MAH-TOE dressing".

Also, Cumberland Banger with maple syrup>all those weird ones full of fucking oats.

[Anonymous No.5788644]

>>5788609
Wrong, all sausages were called puddings back in the day. It held over for some things.

[Anonymous No.5788648]

>>5788644
>>5788609
>>5788580
>>5785384
We can see in the OP pic, A couple pieces of black pudding, two links of white pudding, a scoop of tiny puddings, a slice of pig pudding, a couple of sunny side up chicken puddings, and two grilled halves of ground pudding.

[Anonymous No.5788710]

>>5788634
>syrup on a savoury sausage

Fat pleb.

[Anonymous No.5788729]

>>5788431
As a kid I never knew what it was they ordered.
I always used to think they bought a side car for their car and it was too big or something.
But now I see its dinosaur ribs.

[Anonymous No.5788913]

>>5788568
why is there toast in those napkin holders?

[Anonymous No.5788918]

>>5788913
Because it's a toast rack

[Anonymous No.5788930]

>>5788913
Dis nigga likes soggy toast
pleb

[Anonymous No.5788934]

>>5788568
Scotch egg?
Why

[Anonymous No.5788969]

>>5788390
>that disgusting black pudding stuff
Have you ever actually tried it or are you an 8 year old?

[Anonymous No.5788972]

why do you bits eat like barbarians? cmon, i know youre not too bright but you could sure do better

[Anonymous No.5788978]

>>5785384
>those nasty chunks of tomato

[Anonymous No.5788982]

>>5785921
Looks like someone took a watery shit on your plate.

[Anonymous No.5788992]

/thread

[Anonymous No.5788999]

>>5785384
>>5788978
They look sick

[Anonymous No.5789000]

>>5785921

That is the worst fucking roast I've ever seen. Pic related is how it should look.

[Anonymous No.5789008]

>>5788992

Where is the fucking protein

[Anonymous No.5789010]

>>5788634

> Cumberland banger with maple syrup

So much wrong

[Anonymous No.5789037]

My breakfast today is pic related. I started cooking it and realized I had no beans ;_;

Also hash browns under the eggs, and I already ate the sausage. I will not be eating for the rest of the day.

[Anonymous No.5789046]

>>5789037
10/10 would consume heartily. I'm quite jelly actually.

[Anonymous No.5789122]

The bane of most cafe fry-ups is low quality sausages. Tubes of grey mush, i dread to think of the ingredients.

[Anonymous No.5789304]

>>5788992
Awwww yeaaah

[Anonymous No.5789356]

>>5785384
>>5785598-This one got me

The 'big slices are breadfruit.

[Anonymous No.5789364]

>>5789356

[Anonymous No.5789365]

>>5785531
don't talk shit on sbarro you faggot

[Anonymous No.5789439]

>>5785419
It's not something that should be eaten as an everday breakfast, although some people do. The past few times i've had one is when i've got up early and I know i'm not going to be eating a lot or anything for lunch so the next main meal is dinner.

[Anonymous No.5789449]

>>5788409
That's what I thought until I ate it. You're already consuming the flesh of a dead animal, but you only think that's normal because you do it all the time. If you had never done it before and someone asked you to eat a bit of heated up flesh from a dead animal you'd think they were insane.

[Anonymous No.5790565]

>>5789449
Not to mention that same flesh has thousands of tiny veins and capillaries filled with blood already.

[Anonymous No.5790681]

>>5789037
Nigga you done good

[Anonymous No.5790705]

>>5789449
Lolwut, Hindus in India often go their entire lives without seeing anyone eat meat but they don't freak out when they come to the west and see it happen. Control your effete vegan rage.

[Anonymous No.5790730]

>>5788992
Get out of here ya sissy

[Anonymous No.5790735]

>>5790705
that's because indians still usually consume milk so they haven't gone insane from malnutrition

[Anonymous No.5790761]

>>5789000
>Those overcooked carrots

Everything else looks divine, though I personally am not a fan of peas. Roast potato...mmmmm.

[Anonymous No.5790785]

As an Americlap, I do have to say I love a full English. (That should be the name of a sex move). I'm lucky and have several stores around me where I can get Heinz beans, HP sauce, and black pudding, and everything else I can just make myself, which I do often, especially after a night out at the bars.

[Anonymous No.5790796]

>>5790785
Oh yeah, that's another good reason to have this sort of thing for breakfast. Most of us are raging alcoholics.

[Anonymous No.5790802]

>>5790796
We're not so different anon.

[Anonymous No.5790817]

>>5785384
I love mushrooms. I love beans. Literally anything like black pudding--boudin noir, zungenwurst, sausages containing blood/kidneys/leftovers--is scrumptious. Of course eggs with runny yolks. Looks wonderful.

[Anonymous No.5790970]

>>5788992
>carbs carbs carbs
are you getting ready for a marathon?

[Anonymous No.5792270]

>>5787163
South Wales has become known as one of the worst places in the world for steroid abuse. Place is fucking rife with it

[Anonymous No.5792603]

>>5789037
>>5785384
>>5785391
s-stoppppp....

>>5788992
7/10, needs coffee without the fucking fat added to it and a french cutie on the other side of it...

[Anonymous No.5792615]

>>5789037
>those eggs
You did good anon.

[Anonymous No.5792642]

So what constitutes an English Breakfast?

Eggs of some sort- fried, scrambled, over easy whatever.
Baked Beans- Are these the same as the Bush's Baked Beans that I get from a can, or something different?
Sausages- Anything special here?
Toast- It looks like it's folded over for some reason?
Mushrooms- Fried in the pan with the sausage I assume
Ham- Looks like ham to me, or back bacon?
Hockey pucks- Whatever these are supposed to be, they look badly overcooked
Tomatoes- Just a tomato, cut in half?

Anything I'm missing?

[Anonymous No.5792661]

>>5792642
The hockey pucks aren't burnt they're just black pudding. Its pork blood and oatmeal.

[Anonymous No.5792665]

>>5792642
Hash browns
Toast
Baked beans
Black pudding
Fried egg
Sausage
Bacon
Grilled/fried mushrooms
Brown sauce/ketchup

These are the full list. You can omit or substitute anything you like. For example, leave out the toast and hash browns and use fried bread.

The point is that it's customizable to your tastes. You need the meat, eggs and beans though, I'd say.

[Anonymous No.5792722]

Absolute core elements to me are:

Eggs
Sausage
Bacon
Toast

With the caveat that those alone aren't quite enough to be a full English. From that point, your options include (in no particular order):

Mushrooms
Tomatoes
Black pudding
White pudding
Hash browns
Bubble and squeak
Fried bread
Farl
Laverbread
Various other regional breads
Beans

Accompanied of course by tea, ketchup / brown sauce, and if you're still peckish afterwards, marmalade on toast.

[Anonymous No.5792773]

>>5785391
No me antoje HP!

[Anonymous No.5792777]

>>5785575
Colombian Pork Rinds. Made all natural.

[Anonymous No.5794110]

>>5785391
We talk about english breakfast, not american disgusting plate

[Anonymous No.5794128]

>>5794110
>american disgusting plate
Are you serious niggersaurus? You eat fucking coagulated blood sausage, if you like it cool beans but do not try to cast stones about what's disgusting.

[Anonymous No.5794129]

>>5794110
>Oh look, the people that invented stargazy pie and jellied eel are calling better cuisines disgusting.
Don't you have a war to lose, nigel?

[Anonymous No.5794166]

How do people eat that fucking much for breakfast?
It looks like a giant plate you'd expect during thanksgiving or some shit.
I'd be so goddamn full and sluggish that I wouldn't be able to get anything done but lay down and sleep

I generally just have coffee, toast, and a couple eggs. At most.
Even then I feel nice and full.
I don't think its very healthy to feel 'stuffed' at every meal

[Anonymous No.5794233]

>>5788644
This does not make sense to me(American)
You have your blood puddings, which is a sausage, than your dessert puddings which is something that looks like steamed fruit cake, than I also see the Yorkeshire puddings with the sunday roast dinners which look like pop-overs or american biscuts. Whats the deal with puddings Britan?

[Anonymous No.5794238]

>>5785391
with a bit more starch or vegetables, I could spread that out across a day no problem.

looks fantastic and would devour

[Anonymous No.5794239]

>>5788992
where are the cigarette's???

[Anonymous No.5794367]

>>5794166
Some people eat it after doing the first chunk of work in the early morning, but yeah, generally that large a breakfast is going to be had on a lazy weekend.

[Anonymous No.5794390]

I put the leftovers of last night's curry takeaway into an omelette

fucking hell it was good lads

[Anonymous No.5794391]

>>5794166
it's a working man's breakfast, for farmers and the like.

[Anonymous No.5794846]

you guys have issues
american breakfast, monday through friday
see, you can eat this while driving
on the way to work, with a coffee
cuz we have jobs

[Anonymous No.5794857]

>>5794846
we dont usually wake up till noon saturdays, so if we have breakfast at all its probably pizza we ordered at midnight and were too drunk to finish

[Anonymous No.5794870]

>>5794857
then sundays we have time for a real big breakfast
pancakes eggs bacon hashbrowns, orange juice
maybe substitute some french toasr in there, an omelette, sausage, or hamsteak
notice something?
>no beans
>no tomatoes
thats not breakfast food.

[Anonymous No.5794896]

>>5794233
pudding used to be for anything that was boiled, now we associate it with sweet puddings

[Anonymous No.5796961]

>>5789037
How do you get the eggs to look like this?

[Anonymous No.5797133]

>>5785384
@6:30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m66jUCPCJAw

[Anonymous No.5797140]

>>5794870
tomatoes are great for breakfast on biscuits or breakfast sandwiches. Nothing like a thick slice of fresh from the garden Cherokee Purples on a warm, from scratch biscuit biscuit. Damn I wish summer wasn't almost over my indoor tomatoes are better than store bought but are nothing compared to sun ripened summer tomatoes.

[Anonymous No.5797674]

>>5796961
on high heat using left over bacon grease, over-easy style. One of the yolks broke when I flipped it but it was still relatively runny, It was so delicious.
I love a big unhealthy breakfast on Saturdays. A days worth of caloric intake

[Anonymous No.5797841]

>>5785384
>Full English Breakfast
>Full English
>Full
You guys realize that you're weird as fuck and your food sucks, right?

[Anonymous No.5798096]

>>5797674
Great, thanks.

[Anonymous No.5798139]

>>5797674
>high metabolic rate
>calories just any another word

[Anonymous No.5798180]

>>5797841
>bacon and eggs
>weird

[Anonymous No.5798189]

>>5797841

Marco would like a word with you.

[Anonymous No.5798193]

>>5798189

[Anonymous No.5798945]

>>5788992
>coffee and bread

wheres the protein

[Anonymous No.5799057]

>>5794166
For me, a large full english at a cafe is a once a month thing on a weekend.

Couldnt eat it every day.

[Anonymous No.5799066]

>>5798189
Marco would put his name on a microwave burger from a garage these days. Long past being relevant.

[Anonymous No.5799479]

>>5785384
Remember, in a good hotel you can go back for another plateful.

[Anonymous No.5800038]

A real post drinking breakfast. Bahamian fish boil and johny bread

[Anonymous No.5800645]

>>5788992
>COLA AND MEAL PLEASE.

[Anonymous No.5800653]

>>5794166
No idea. A little bit of Irish oatmeal does me.

[Anonymous No.5801123]

>>5792722
my full breakfast is thus:

Eggs, beaten then fried in egg rings.
sausages, either beef or pork OR pork chipolatas.
short cut bacon
wholemeal toast
hashbrowns
baked beans

AND

orange juice

[Anonymous No.5801342]

>>5789037
That is not a days worth of calories. Unless you used six tablespoons of oil to fry your shit in.

[Anonymous No.5801440]

>>5801342
Let's see, it looks like:
2 eggs (~160)
slice of bacon (~50)
handful of mushrooms (~20)
handful of tomatoes (~30)
2 frozen hash browns (~280)
and apparently a sausage (~50)
and probably a tablespoon of bacon grease (~120)

So around 710 calories. Maybe he's a small child on a diet.

[Anonymous No.5801642]

>>5801123

What on earth is an egg ring?

[Anonymous No.5801667]

>>5801642
Imagine a tin can cut in one inch high slices. Keeps the egg circular in the pan.

[Anonymous No.5801675]

If there are no chips, it's a shit breakfast.

[Anonymous No.5803210]

>>5785892
ya make sure to stock up on calories so you can jerk off and play league of legends all day bud

[Anonymous No.5803277]

>>5785391
That looks fucking amazing

[Anonymous No.5803281]

>>5785419
Protein for breakfast is much healthier than carbs. Protein early in the day, carbs later in the day.

[Anonymous No.5803299]

>>5788992
That looks fucking good but I would be hungry again in like 30 minutes with no meat or cheese or egg or something

[Anonymous No.5803311]

>>5794870
>eating tomatoes
don't you know those are related to nightshade? They are poisonous and you will die. stop eating such a shitty plant.

[Anonymous No.5803315]

>>5803281
i've never heard this advice before, and for good reason. there's no reason protein would be better in the morning and carbs later in the day. if anything, you would want carbs for the energy and protein later in the day if you had been doing physical labor to help your muscles recover.

[Anonymous No.5803324]

>>5803210
Elementz would like a word.

[Anonymous No.5803692]

>>5803311
>eating eggplant
>smoking tobacco
>performing alchemy with belladonna

Sasuga

[Anonymous No.5803788]

>>5801342
>so dense that light bends around you

[Anonymous No.5803896]

>>5803210
Did that make you feel better?

[Anonymous No.5804096]

First time I saw one I thought the black pudding was coal

Tastes almost the same, too

[Anonymous No.5805620]

>>5788600
>how can people eat such a thing for bfast...

I don't understand that either. I don't even feel hungry for an hour after I get out of bed. I find this pretty unappetizing. And those greasy looking mushrooms - with PORK! yuk.

But to each his own.

[Anonymous No.5805626]

>>5788992

At last - a civilized person! Probably slender too.

[Anonymous No.5805644]

>>5800038

With an habanero it looks like. That will wake you up.

[Anonymous No.5805987]

>>5788992
This is fine if you plan to have some kind of brunch at around 11am, but otherwise it's just not enough, especially with no meat, fish, cheese etc